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salman rushdie
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NARCISSYPHUS
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THE CRITICS
BOOKS
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Dan Chiasson
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Elizabeth Kolbert
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anthony lane
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Monica Youn
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COVER
Suiting Up
DRAWINGS Bob Eckstein, Emily Flake, Mike Twohy, Tom Chitty, Tom Cheney, Liana Finck,
Michael Maslin, Julia Suits, Joe Dator, Jack Ziegler, Dan Roe, Benjamin Schwartz, Drew Panckeri,
Harry Bliss, Jason Adam Katzenstein SPOTS Tibor Krpti
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 1, 2015
CONTRIBUTORS
ben taub (JOURNEY TO JIHAD, P. 38), a 2015 graduate of Columbias Journalism
School, spent the past two summers in a small town on the Turkish-Syrian border.
ed caesar (HOUSE OF SECRETS, P. 22) was named Journalist of the Year for 2014
by the Foreign Press Association in London. His rst book, Two Hours: The
Quest to Run the Impossible Marathon, will be published in October.
michael specter (EXTREME CITY, P. 32) covers science and public health for
the magazine. Denialism is his most recent book.
dana goodyear (THE TALK OF THE TOWN, P. 19) won a 2015 James Beard Foundation Journalism Award for her article lite Meat, which appeared in The New
Yorker last November.
monica youn (POEM, P. 46) is the author of the poetry collections Ignatz and
the forthcoming Blackacre.
william FInnegan (OFF DIAMOND HEAD, P. 50) is a staff writer. His new book,
Barbarian Days: A Surng Life, comes out in July.
thomas mallon (BOOKS, P. 68) is a novelist, essayist, and critic and the author of
Finale: A Novel of the Reagan Years, which is due out in September.
elizabeth kolbert (A CRITIC AT LARGE, P. 76), a staff writer, won this years Pulitzer
Prize for general nonction for The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History.
mark ulriksen (COVER)
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The writer Dave Malloy and the director Rachel Chavkin have found a magical wormhole between
hipster Brooklyn and nineteenth-century Russia. In 2013, their immersive electro-pop musical Natasha,
Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812, based on a swath of War and Peace, had an extended run in a popup supper club in the meatpacking district, complete with caviar and unsmiling Slavic waitresses. (Malloy
played Pierre.) Their latest musical fantasia, Preludes, at LCT3s Claire Tow, is set in the febrile mind of
Sergei Rachmaninoff, who visits a hypnotist after the disastrous premire of his first symphony. The cast
includes Gabriel Ebert (who won a Tony for Matilda the Musical) as Rachmaninoff, Eisa Davis (Passing
Strange) as his psychiatrist, and Nikki M. James (a Tony winner for The Book of Mormon) as his fiance.
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NIGHT LIFE
ABOVE & BEYOND
FOOD & DRINK
DANCE
The Rose Adagio, in a new production for American Ballet Theatre, at the Metropolitan Opera House.
fty shades
Alexei Ratmansky stages The Sleeping Beauty.
even the most devoted ballet lovers, if woken up in the middle of the night,
would probably admit that theyd like a vacation from at least one of the classics.
Giselle, with its uttery-hearted heroine? Swan Lake, with its messy, over-revised
score? Actually, those two are ne by me. The ballet that occasionally gives me a little
pain is the most enthroned of the classics, The Sleeping Beauty. It is set to what most
people believe is Tchaikovskys greatest ballet score. It has a king and a queen, a castle
and a dark woods, an evil fairy, grinning nastily, and a good fairy who, though she cannot
countermand the bad fairys curses, can introduce modications, arrange for second
chances, the way God does in the New Testament. (Many early spectators would have
noticed the connection.) As for the historical importance of The Sleeping Beauty, it is
doubtful that any other art work, ever, has inuenced its own eld so heavily. Beauty, in
its original, 1890 productionchoreographed by Marius Petipa, the chief ballet master
of the Imperial Theatreswas what converted the young Serge Diaghilev to classical
dance. It was therefore the seed of the Ballets Russes, the company that revived the dying
art of ballet in Europe in the early twentieth century. In 1921, Diaghilev put on his own
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La Mama Moves
In the second week of its tenthanniversary season, the festival
offers the premire of Altiplano,
in which Jane Comfort turns away
from the chatty approach of recent
years, instead favoring corporal
images and interlocking clusters
meant to evoke desert weather and
animal behavior. In Hyperactive,
four men from the Irish Modern
Dance Theatre roughhouse in the
titular fashion. Jon Kinzels Provision Provision is much subtler
and pared down, a pencilled-in
duet for the choreographer and
Edisa Weeks. (La Mama, 74A
E. 4th St. 212-475-7710. May 28-31.
Through June 21.)
Niv Sheinfeld & Oren Laor
Ship of Fools, a 2011 work by this
Israeli team, is a No Exit kind of
trio. It involves two men, one woman,
an acoustic guitar, and a blindfold.
Theres everyday movement, spoken
dialogue, a sing-along, and a mock
funeral. Humorous high jinks twist
into humiliations; laughter is induced
as something to choke on. (Abrons
Arts Center, 466 Grand St. 212-3523101. May 29-30.)
MOVIES
Now Playing
Le Amiche
In his fourth feature film, from 1955,
Michelangelo Antonioni turns a glossy
romantic melodrama of modern
prosperity inside out to reveal the
essence of modernity itself. Clelia
(Eleonora Rossi Drago) moves to
Turin to open a new branch of the
high-fashion boutique that she managed in Rome. When Rosetta, the
flighty bourgeoise in the adjoining
hotel room, attempts suicide, Clelia
takes her under her wing, joins her
circle of friends, and gets caught up
in their frivolous, desperate games of
love. What makes this conventional
drama enigmatically original is the
details: the architectural contours of
the films myriad locations seem to
determine the action of the people
who traverse them, and the assortment
of portraits, reflections, sketches, and
eye-catching clothing have more reality
than the empty, miserable characters to
whom they lend identities. Antonionis
quietly audacious attempt to convey
the inner workings of modern life is
also a standard-issue romanceof
exactly the sort that fills his heroines
minds. In Italian.Richard Brody (Film
Society of Lincoln Center; May 29
and May 31.)
Good Kill
Tommy Egan (Ethan Hawke) is
a major in the U.S. Air Force,
stationed outside Las Vegas. Its an
unlikely perch for a combat pilot,
especially one with thousands of
flying hours to his credit, but then
Tommy, these days, never leaves the
ground. He sits in a metal box and
directs unmanned aerial vehicles,
or drones, toward targets on the
far side of the worldin Pakistan,
Afghanistan, Yemen, and other hot
spots. He dislikes the job, despite his
skill at it, and dislikes himself even
more for doing it; he takes to drink,
his wife (January Jones) finds him
distant, and his senior officer (Bruce
Greenwood) continues, against his
better judgment, to argue the case
for drone warfare. Andrew Niccols
movie is almost Tommy-tightincreasingly airless, boxed in by its
own anxietiesand easier to admire,
for its solid construction and its
command of tone, than to warm to.
But the scenes of destruction, calmly
wrought by remote control, grow ever
more unnerving to the eye and the
conscience alike, and Hawke does
a fine job of showing the progress
of self-contempt as it eats into the
heros habits and into his stricken
Opening
Aloha
Uncertain Terms
BAM Cinmateks Black & White Scope series includes The Red and the White, a drama of the Russian Revolution.
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THEATRE
Openings and Previews
An Act of God
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
stars in a play by David Javerbaum,
in which God answers some of lifes
eternal questions. Joe Mantello
directs. In previews. Opens May
28. (Studio 54, at 254 W. 54th St.
212-719-1300.)
The Tempest, directed by Michael Greif, opens the Shakespeare in the Park season.
stormy weather
Sam Waterston plays Prospero, at the Delacorte.
the late legendary columbia university professor Mark Van Dorens 1939 book,
Shakespeare, is very moving, in part because Van Doren is so alive to his subject. Dedicated to each
of Shakespeares plays and his poems, Van Doren is especially ne when he gets to the maestros
last play, The Tempest, and one of my favorite characters, Caliban. A servant once mentored
by Prospero, Caliban is forsaken by his friend, the better for the crafty older manthe man with
wordsto take over the island that Caliban called home. Caliban says, This islands mine, by
Sycorax my mother, / Which thou takst from me. When thou camst rst, / Thou strokdst me and
made much of me. Caliban, writes Van Doren, has no capacity for abstraction, and consequently
for the rational harmonies of music and love. But how you can be rational when youre bereft?
In Prosperos Books, Peter Greenaways riveting 1991 lm version of the play, the dancer and
choreographer Michael Clark played Caliban, and he did it without speaking, miming his disgust
with the rational mind: its Prosperos two-faced reasoning that got him in trouble in the rst place.
Clarks nuanced performance illustrates the amazing text, narrated in voice-over, which describes the
complicated love that can exist between the colonized and the colonizerand the betrayal that lies
at the heart of it.
This summer, the Public Theatres Shakespeare in the Park kicks off its fty-third season with
Michael Greif s rendition of The Tempest (previews begin May 27), starring Sam Waterston, as
Prospero, and Louis Cancelmi, as Caliban. Its terric casting to choose Waterston for the role of
the keeper of books, the greedy and prophetic elder whose self-creation is his greatest creation. (It is
Waterstons thirteenth production with the Public.) For years, the young Waterston was one of our
more awkward leading men, skinny and elegant and troubled, with such pronounced features and
expressive eyes that you could not look away. His Prospero will no doubt be infused with his characteristic
romanticism, enhanced by the settingfor what could be more appropriate than the Delacortes venerable
outdoor space to stage this work that feels as though it were written under the stars?
Hilton Als
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Now Playing
Forever
Dael Orlandersmith, the author and
the performer of this eighty-minute
monologue (directed indulgently, but
not unintelligently, by Neel Keller),
is no stranger to chaos and conflict.
When we first meet her, she is in
Paris, at Pre Lachaise Cemetery,
where she communes with the artists
who inspired her and who form, for
her, a kind of ideal family. It doesnt
take us long to realize that her will to
dramatize is, to a great extent, about
upstaging the first performer in the
family: her mother, Beula. When the
young Orlandersmith turns to Beula
for answers about herselfWhy am
Also Notable
Airline Highway
Samuel J. Friedman
An American in Paris
Palace
The Audience
Schoenfeld
The Belle of Belfast
DR2
Clinton the Musical
Ethel Barrymore
Dinner with the Boys
Acorn
Finding Neverland
Lunt-Fontanne
Cort
The Flick
Neil Simon
Hand to God
Booth
Hedwig and the Angry
Inch
Belasco
It Shoulda Been You
Brooks Atkinson
Its Only a Play
Jacobs
The King and I
Vivian Beaumont
Macbeth
Public
On the Town
Lyric
On the Twentieth
Century
Golden
Something Rotten!
St. James
The Sound and the Fury
Public
The Tempest
Delacorte
The 39 Steps
Polonsky Shakespeare
Center
The Visit
Lyceum
Wolf Hall: Parts One
& Two
Winter Garden
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ART
Museums Short List
Metropolitan Museum
Monir Shahroudy
Farmanfarmaian: Infinite
Possibility. Through June 3.
Whitney Museum
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GalleriesUptown
Robert Frank
At ninety, the great photographer
is in an introspective, reminiscent
mood. Interior views of his home
in Nova Scotia are accompanied by
pictures taken in Zurich, New York,
and Arizona (where he snapped a pair
of glazed doughnuts on a tray, then
printed the image twice) and portraits
of friends (Paolo Roversi, Eugene
Richards, Richard Serra) and of his
wife, the artist June Leaf. There are
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GalleriesChelsea
Emi Anrakuji
The Tokyo-based photographer, who
is fifty-two and has been legally blind
since her twenties, exhibits a quietly
sensational series of black-and-white
nude self-portraits taken last year.
Whether posing on her bed, in her
bathroom, or in a mirror, she remains
faceless; her head is either cropped by
the camera or obscured by a curtain
of hair, which parts only once to
reveal a wide-open mouth. The erotic
intimation of that image is explored
further in four color photographs in
which the lens skims so close to the
body that the subject becomes flesh
itself. Through May 30. (Yoshinaga,
547 W. 27th St. 212-268-7132.)
Rivane Neuenschwander
The Brazilian artists winning but
disjointed show includes pinhole
photographs, wallpaper infused with
the scent of biscuits, a hanging fern,
and a video of a parakeet eating seeds
painted with punctuation marks. In
some cases, back story helps. Youd
be unlikely to guess that six small
abstract paintings on shelves are derived from the covers of bossa-nova
records by Chico Buarque, who left
Brazil during the dictatorship. But
Neuenschwanders inscrutability is
also a virtue. Hovering beyond language or logic, her intimate works
have the lure of a forgotten secret.
Through June 20. (Bonakdar, 521
W. 21st St. 212-414-4144.)
The domestic marries the architectonic in the intimate still-lifes of the New York painter Sydney Licht. A show of her
new work (including Fat Quarters, above) opens at Kathryn Markel Fine Arts, in Chelsea, on May 28.
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GalleriesDowntown
Pam Lins
If there is such a thing as post-Internet
art, this ambitious, rambunctious, and
beautiful show might be its opposite:
scores of glazed-ceramic tabletop sculptures about pre-digital networks. Along
a corridor, on shelves lining opposite
walls, are endearingly goofy renditions
of push-button phones, resting on U.S.
Postal Service boxes. (The boxes are
flat rate, a gag about pictorial versus
sculptural objects that runs through the
show.) On one wall, the pieces are in
gray scale, with grace notes of red; on
the other, theyre all in color. This sets
up a marvellous trick in the main room,
in which tables full of small abstract
ceramics (based on models made in
a Constructivist workshop) appear
unglazed as you approach them, but
become polychrome when seen from
behind. The conceptual overload is a
bit taxing, but, formally, Linss show is
a triumph. Through May 31. (Uffner,
170 Suffolk St. 212-274-0064.)
cLASSical MUSIC
Opera
Opera Lafayette
The Francophile company makes a point of unearthing
French operas from the B.C. (before Carmen) era.
It concludes its twentieth-anniversary season with
Lpreuve Villageoise (The VillageTrial), by Andr
Grtry, an early champion of the comic-opera form
who gets little love today compared to later masters
like Offenbach. The director, Nick Olcott, sets the
rustic comedy during a Cajun Mardi Gras in rural
Louisiana; Ryan Brown conducts. (Florence Gould
Hall, French Institute Alliance Franaise, 55 E. 59th
St. 800-982-2787. May 27 at 7:30 and May 28 at 7.)
American Opera Projects:
A Thousand Splendid Suns
Khaled Hosseinis follow-up to The Kite Runner
gets the musical treatment in a new opera by Sheila
Silver. A.O.P. presents scenes from the opera in
progress, which the composer colors with Hindustani ragas and traditional instruments (bansuri and
tabla) to evoke Afghanistan. The workshops cast
includes the mezzo-soprano Deanne Meek, who in
2007 created a memorable portrait of Ma Joad in
the premire of Ricky Ian Gordons The Grapes of
Wrath. (National Opera Center, 330 Seventh Ave.
operaprojects.org. June 1 at 5 and 7:30.)
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Orchestras and Choruses
New York Philharmonic
The Austrian conductor Manfred Honeck, an authoritative presence when he made his dbut, in 2013,
returns with an all-Teutonic program. The performance
begins with a spring in its step, with Johann Strauss IIs
Overture to Die Fledermaus. Mozarts spirited
Violin Concerto No. 5 (Turkish), performed by
the celebrated virtuoso Augustin Hadelich, is the
centerpiece of the entertainment, before things close in
gloomy Romantic grandeur with Brahmss Symphony
No. 4 in E Minor. (Avery Fisher Hall. 212-875-5656.
May 28 at 7:30, May 29 at 2, and May 30 at 8.)
New Amsterdam Singers
Clara Longstreth and her excellent avocational choir,
with a long history of premires behind them, set
out for fresh territory in a program that combines
French-language classics by Poulenc, Hindemith
(the exquisite Six Chansons, to poems by Rilke),
and Bernstein (the French Choruses from The
Lark), along with new and recent pieces by Ben
Moore (Dear Theo, settings of letters by Van
Gogh), Michael Dellaria, and Eric Whitacre.
(St. Ignatius of Antioch Church, West End Ave.
at 87th St. nasingers.org. May 28 at 8.)
American Symphony Orchestra:
American Variations
The centenary of the late George Perle, a lauded
composer whose music was as much admired for its
eloquence and charm as for its impeccable intellectuality, is the theme for a concert of music by
a glorious generation of late-twentieth-century
American masters. Leon Botstein conducts the orchestra in two of Perles works (including the impressive
Transcendental Modulations) as well as signature
pieces by Copland, Lukas Foss (Baroque Variations),
and William Schuman (the fiery New England
Triptych). (Carnegie Hall. 212-247-7800. May 29 at 8.)
Recitals
Ferus Festival
The results of VisionIntoArts annual incubation
period for new projects get some exposure over
two crazy days at Pioneer Works, in Brooklyn.
On Friday night, the composer-performers Hafez
Modirzadeh (on alto sax) and Agata Zubel (a Polish
singer whose interests range from Copland to the
avant-garde) join other musicians for an evening
of improvisations and new works; two concerts
on Saturday feature, among other provocations, a
pair of works (by Cornelius Dufallo and Mikael
Karlsson, respectively) with texts by the ubiquitous Royce Vavrek, (The Many Trespasses of)
Invisible Men and The Diana Vreeland Opera.
(159 Pioneer St., Red Hook. pioneerworks.org.
May 29 at 7 and May 30 at 3 and 5.)
Met Museum Presents
The museum, nearing the end of its classical
performance season, presents two events showcasing legends of crossover creativity. May 29
at 7: The composer and Wilco drummer Glenn
Kotche joins his friends in Chicagos Third Coast
Percussion in a program that highlights one of
the oddest elements in the Mets instrument
collectiona rock harmonicon, or stone dulcimer, from 1880. The concert also features two
classic works by Steve Reich, Music for Pieces
of Wood and Nagoya Marimbas. (Fifth Ave.
at 82nd St.) May 30 at 1:30 and 3:30: The
wondrously creative John Zorn has curated a
special program of his music for the Fuentiduea
Chapel at the museums northern branch, the
Cloisters. Its headlined by the JACK Quartet,
which offers the world premire of The Remedy
of Fortune (for string quartet) and the New York
premire of Pandoras Box (with the soprano
Tony Arnold); the program begins with The
Holy Visions, a work for female voices. (Fort
Tryon Park.) (212-570-3949.)
Glass Farm Ensemble: Faint Objects
Music by Swiss composers (in this case, Luigi
Laveglia and Lars Werdenberg) is always featured
on the composer-pianist Yvonne Troxlers programs
with her long-standing ensemble. But this one,
a concert concerned with matters of time and
perspective, also includes such American works
as Cages Ryoanji (inspired by a rock garden
in Kyoto, Japan), Mary Ellen Childss Faint
Object Camera (named for a device inside the
Hubble Space Telescope), and Paula Matthusens
In Absentia (a meditation on the power of
memory). Assisting are the clarinettist Eileen
Mack and the percussionist Bill Trigg, among
others. (Symphony Space, Broadway at 95th St.
212-864-5400. May 29 at 7:30.)
Sonnambula
William Lawes (1602-1645), who died in the service of his doomed king, Charles I, wrote music
for viols that combined stirring sensuality with
commanding technique. The fine young New York
viol group plays his Consort Sets in Five Parts
at the Church of St. Luke in the Fields, with the
gambist Joshua Lee and the organist Avi Stein (of
the Juilliard faculty) also on board. (487 Hudson
St. sonnambula.org. May 30 at 7.)
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NIGHT LIFE
Rock and Pop
Musicians and night-club proprietors
lead complicated lives; its advisable
to check in advance to confirm
engagements.
Robert Cray
The B. B. King Blues Club & Grill
has been open since 2000, hosting
all manner of classic rock, funk, and
soul acts. But after the recent death
of King himself its worth thinking
about the blues acts that populate
the club. Cray is one of Kings most
interesting heirssince he first started
recording, in the early eighties, he has
combined traditional blues guitar,
Memphis soul vocals, and sophisticated songwriting that often plays
with unreliable narrators. Strong
Persuader, from 1986, remains Crays
best-known (and best) album, but hes
been consistently compelling over the
years, both as a recording artist and
as a live performer. (237 W. 42nd St.
212-997-4144. June 2.)
NYC Popfest
In the late seventies in the U.K.,
when the punk scene was dominated
by angry men who screamed, indie
pop developed as an alternative way
for mild-mannered cardigan-clad boys
and girls to be D.I.Y. Egalitarian,
amateurish, childlike, and deliberately
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Jazz and Standards
Terence Blanchard
E-Collective
Blanchard, a virtuosic trumpeter and
versatile composer, has never been easy
to pin down stylistically, slipping in
and out of the post-bop mainstream
for the past four decades. He recently
made yet another left turn by going
electric with this funk-fusion group.
Retaining the pianist Fabian Almazan,
who has worked with him frequently
in the past, Blanchard bulked up
his band with the guitarist Charles
Altura, the electric bassist Donald
Ramsey, and the drummer Oscar
Seaton. (Jazz Standard, 116 E. 27th
St. 212-576-2232. May 27-31.)
George Cables
A musician doesnt have to break
new ground to achieve distinction;
a case in point is the pianist Cables,
whose alert and ever-swinging playing has enhanced the bands of such
heavyweights as Dexter Gordon and
Art Pepper (who dubbed Cables
Mr. Beautiful). Fronting his own
trio, as he did on the recent album
above
World Science Festival
With the advent of the Internet,
mobile phones, apps, and robots that
can write prose and the prospect of
self-driving cars, science is taking over
our lives. This gathering, an annual
affair since 2008, is organized by
the string theorist Brian Greene and
the journalist Tracy Day. It features
fifty events in museums, parks, and
other venues across all five boroughs.
Highlights include a celebration of
the hundredth anniversary of Einsteins general theory of relativity,
a stargazing session accompanied
by live music, catch-and-release fish
counts, and a daylong science street
fair in Washington Square Park. If
those activities dont sound intellectually rigorous enough, there are
also presentations with the physicist
and string theorist Edward Witten;
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beyond
in an auction that abounds in pretty
seascapes, pastel still-lifes, and charming domestic scenes, as well as a
stage design by Maurice Denis for
Vincent dIndys opera La Lgende
de Saint-Christophe. (York Ave. at
72nd St. 212-606-7000.)
FOOD &
DRINK
BAR TAB The happiest hour
rebelle
theres something delicious about the idea that a restaurant in Paris run
by a bunch of Americans is elevating modern French cooking. That place, Spring,
is known for its precisely composed plates, which, even as they toy with ashes and
foams, skirt fuss. Now a chef who ran its kitchen, Daniel Eddy, has come home to
his native New York. At Rebelle, on the Lower East Side, Eddy has, in a very short
time, become a ag bearer for the newly formal strain of downtown dining. Rebelle
is one of those places that regard the wine with as much seriousness as the food, with
a list that verges on a tome, and a sommelier eager to show off the funkier corners of
his cellar. The waiter, meanwhile, is more focussed, and asks that each diner pick one
dish from each of the courses. Stern, surebut also a source of relief, a welcome bit
of bossiness for diners accustomed to juggling small plates that arrive on the kitchens
idiosyncratic schedule.
So, four courses, fteen hundred wines on offer, and food that looks like it involves
tweezers but also tastes good. Much of the menu involves American tweaks to Gallic
classics: fried shallots on a lamb tartare havent been put to such good use since last
Thanksgivings green-bean casserole, and the creamy lobster sauce on sweetbreads
evokes a New England chowder. A rst course of uke and lemon sounds familiar, but
then you taste the brown butter and sherry and its new. Whats best about Rebelle
is that it is contemporary but not trendy. Theres a vegetable in quotation marks, and
its not gimmicky: a velvety, rich beet bourguignon, better suited to May in New
York than its beefy brethren. The cherry clafoutis is to share, a spontaneous act of
generosity from the kitchen, hearty and delicate at the same time. It wears a jaunty hat
of Chantilly cream. By this point, there has been a lot of wine. The experience is gouty
but elegant, and, tonight, the Bowery is our Boulevard Saint-Germain.
Amelia Lester
Open for dinner Mondays through Saturdays. Entres $12-$24.
PHOTOGRAPH BY LANDON NORDEMAN
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Masters are among the least affected. The rising tide of money
has elevated the resale value of contemporary art and the
work of living artists sometimes close to the level of that of
the distinguished deadthough, like the dead, they dont
make money from the resale. And so a movement has got
under way, led by Jerrold Nadler, who represents a chunk of
this city in Congress, to give artists and their estates a royalty, capped at thirty-ve thousand dollars, when their work
is resold at a large auction house. Its a complex issue. Copyright law is called copyright law because it is meant to be
concerned with the problem of copies. Since books and records can be copied freely (as, indeed, they are, online), we
impose a royalty on the copyist in order to insure that the
originator isnt cheated for his labor. The deal that visual artists typically make with their buyers is different: the artist
sells the original and reaps the benet. The logic here is that
if the owner of a Jeff Koons sells it at auction for a prot,
that will be reected in the next Koons that Jeff Koons
makes; the royalty that he reaps is the increase in the value
of his next work of art, sold to the next individual buyer.
Yet the idea of paying royalties to artists probably still resonates emotionally
with most of us. Thats because what distinguishes a work of visual art is not merely
that it passes through many hands, increasing or losing value as it does, but that
it is made by a singular hand (or, at any
rate, comes from a singular vision), whose
claim on it lingers, even after it changes
owners. A work by Chuck Close can be
a wall decoration, an investment, a legacy, and a tax deduction, but, before it is
any of these, it is, and remains, a Chuck
Close. Thats why the French doctrine of
moral right, which holds that an artist
has the right to guarantee her works integrity even when she no longer owns it,
seems to us both moral and right: if you
possess an artists painting, you cant deface
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it or mutilate it or alter it without the artists consent. Essentially, what artists are asking for, through Nadlers bill, is little more than the courtesy of a tip. The counter-argument is
that a good chef is rewarded not with tips but with a better
job in a richer kitchen, but our moral intuition tells us that
he deserves one, especially if his dish is still mysteriously delicious years after he rst served it.
In some ways, a mediocre Picasso that sells for three million dollars is no more or less shocking than one that sells
for nearly two hundred million, but the increase suggests
something more than the ination of time. It suggests the
intrusion of oligarchythe ever-greater gap, hard to imagine even thirty years ago, between people who have the money
to buy art, and the human values that it frames, and the rest
of us. Neil Irwin, in the Times, by factoring in ination and
a metric for how much of their worth people are willing to
spend, calculated that the number of those who could easily afford to pay $179 million for a Picasso has increased more
than fourfold since the painting was last on the marketin
1997. It seems to be not inequality alone but also that other
four-star economic force, globalization, that drives the art
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James Cameron
straight to your muscle. There is more
protein per calorie in broccoli than in
steak. He enumerated the lite athletes
who eat only plants.
Later, at a silent auctiona basket
full of Kardashian Kids clothes, a signed
Bret Michaels guitarDevejian said,
When I met Jim, he was on the set of
Avatar, eating meatball sandwiches and
cold cuts. He looked a little heavy. One
day, he said, Were going vegan, and
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LIFE WITHOUT AUDIENCE
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ITS MY PARTY
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HOUSE OF SECRETS
Who owns Londons most expensive mansion?
BY ED CAESAR
The houses owners have built a vast basement that amounts to an underground village.
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sonal fortune at some four billion dollars. According to a Web site about Russian real estate, Guryev and his wife,
Evgenia, have a large house in a gated
community called Forest, in a pine-clad
area on the outskirts of Moscow that is
favored by oligarchs. Putins main residence, which has become the site of
most Presidential business, is close by.
Andrey Guryev has never given an
interview to the press; though he was a
Russian senator for twelve years, he never
made a public speech in the Federal Assembly. In the few photographs that circulate, he looks pointedly unglamorous,
with an inscrutable expression, a mustache, and mediocre clothes. According
to acquaintances, he grew up in Lobnya, a town near Moscow, and became
a martial-arts champion as a teen-ager
before injuries curtailed his athletic
career. His father died when he was
young. He and Evgenia attended the
same high school.
In 1994, shares in Apatit, which in
the Soviet era controlled several enormous phosphate mines, were sold for
a bargain price to a company connected to Menatepthe bank controlled by the oligarch Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Menatep grew out of Komsomol, the Communist Youth League
of the Soviet Union, of which both
Khodorkovsky and Guryev were inuential members.
Khodorkovsky instructed a management group led by Guryev to run Apatit, with the understanding that Guryev
would eventually be given the option
of acquiring half of Khodorkovskys
mining assets. Guryev was a young man
with no experience in the mining sector, but he and his managers soon realized that Apatit might not ever be
wildly protable on its own. They decided to buy fertilizer factories, with
credit from Menatep, in order to manufacture a nished product that could
be sold overseas. The resulting company was PhosAgro.
In 1995, Khodorkovsky acquired
the oil-and-gas company Yukos, and
soon became the wealthiest man in
Russia. In 2003, he and his business
partner Platon Lebedev were arrested
for fraud and tax evasion. The charges
against them were ostensibly connected
to Menateps acquisition of shares in
Apatit but were widely interpreted
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lives in London, having suffered a similar raid on his assetshas said, Today
in Russia, there is no private property.
There are only serfs who belong to
Putin. With the recent collapse of the
ruble, PhosAgro is one of the few large
companies in Russia to have thrived
lately. A large part of its business is exports, so its costs are in rubles and its
payments in dollars. Such success might
make Guryevs company a fresh target.
On a recent trip to Moscow, I met
Guryevs former business associate
Sergey Fedorov. A talkative, ursine man
of sixty-one, Fedorov told me that he
began working at Apatits mines in
1976. Guryev, lacking mining experience, made him part of Apatits management team after buying the company, and kept promoting him. In 2001,
Fedorov was named the director-general of PhosAgro.
Fedorov became so close to Guryev
that they used to go on vacation together. He described his old friend as
a complicated, intense man who found
public situations stressful, and who
had few interests outside business. Although Guryev worked for a long time
with speechwriters, Fedorov claimed,
he could never break free of his shyness. Guryev liked to ski in the Khibiny Mountains, on the Kola Peninsula,
at a ski lodge built by PhosAgro, and
when he and Fedorov were drinking
they occasionally sang Cossack songs.
Guryev is a member of the Orthodox
Church, and recently his religious practice has taken on an added fervor. Fedorov said that Guryev wears a large
gold cross around his neck and has led
several trips to Greece, a center of the
Orthodox faith.
In 2004, after Khodorkovskys arrest
and Guryevs consolidation of his control over PhosAgro, Fedorov was forced
out. He was red without compensationand without the many shares in
PhosAgro he says he had been promised. (Guryevs spokesman says that Fedorov left of his own volition.) Fedorov told me that whenever he asked
for a contract to formalize his compensation Guryev deected the request by
saying, You dont trust me or something? (Two other employees told me
that PhosAgro, in its early days, established compensation almost entirely by
verbal contracts.)
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Igor Sychev, the former head of PhosAgros tax department, has a similar
grievance with Guryev: he also says that
he was promised shares in the company.
PhosAgro has denied his complaints,
arguing that he signed a release of all
claims when he left the company, in
2013. Sychev has known Guryev for
two decades, and says that when they
rst met, in Moscow, Guryev was not
given to ostentatious displays of wealth,
and lived on Khoroshevskoye Highway,
in the same modest building as his driver.
One evening when Sychev was staying
at the drivers apartment, Guryev unexpectedly arrived with a bunch of owers: he had remembered that it was the
drivers wedding anniversary.
Since then, Guryev has become a
more remote gure. The other members of his family also guard their privacy. One of the few things known about
Evgenia is that she owns a stable of classic and luxury cars. According to a family friend, she drives two Rolls-Royces
that used to belong to Elton John. Last
summer, she broke several bones when
the Mercedes she was driving collided
head on with another car, in Rublyovka,
an exclusive neighborhood on the western edge of Moscow. This news was
hardly reported in Russia.
The only member of the family who
has seemed eager to share the details of
her life publicly is Valeria, the wife of
Andrey Guryev, Jr. Valeria, who studied at the London College of Fashion,
is on Facebook, and her banner image
shows her posing on a motorcycle in a
black miniskirt. In another photograph,
she is on a yacht, drinking champagne
from the bottle. On Instagram, her avatar bears the slogan Im too pretty to
work. On that account, which was
recently turned private, she frequently
posts professionally shot portraits of
herself and her children; in a different
set, she poses with a pistol strapped to
her bare leg. She has also documented
evenings at the Bolshoi; parties at Twiga,
a night club in Monte Carlo; and dinners at Per Se, Thomas Kellers restaurant in New York. Despite this gilded
life, very few people in Moscow high
society appear to have heard of Valeria
Gurieva or her family. Ksenia Solovieva,
the editor of Russian Tatler, which assiduously documents the lives of the
oligarchs, looked blank when I men-
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EXTREME CITY
The severe inequality of the Angolan oil boom.
BY MICHAEL SPECTER
A melon can cost a hundred dollars; most Angolans make less than two dollars a day.
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long ago realized that foreign oil companies were the key to power, and he
has worked diligently to accommodate
them. In the past decade, tens of thousands of American and European employees of international oil conglomerates, fortied by generous cost-ofliving allowances, have descended on
Luanda. (Multinational companies base
their overseas salaries on the comparative costs of housing, clothes, food,
and other commodities.)
The country now produces 1.8 million barrels of oil a day; in Africa, only
Nigeria produces and exports more.
The boom has transformed a failed
state into one of the worlds fastestgrowing economies. Exxon-Mobil,
Chevron, the French company Total,
and BP all have signicant operations
in Angola, along with rmsSchlumberger and Halliburton among them
that provide the complicated logistical
support required to drill and maintain
deep offshore wells. Most of the foreign workers live with their families in
well-guarded suburban communities
with names such as Bella Vista and
Paraso Riviera.
At the height of the British Empire, colonial rulers lived by a credo:
Make the world England. The oil expatriates of Luanda have taken that
message to heart. Few would work there
if they couldnt live as they do at home,
but their comforts have been hard to
come by. Almost nothing is made in
Angola, so nearly every car, computer,
crate of oranges, tin of caviar, jar of
peanut butter, pair of bluejeans, and
bottle of wine arrives by boat. Every
day, a trail of container ships backs up
from the port through the Bay of Luanda and out into the sea.
Grotesque inequality long ago became a principal characteristic of the
worlds biggest and most crowded
cities. But there is no place quite like
Luanda, where the Espinosas rent is
sixteen thousand dollars a month, a
bottle of Coke can sell for ten dollars,
and Range Rovers cost twice their
sticker price. Per-capita income in Angola has nearly tripled in the past dozen
years, and the countrys assets grew
from three billion dollars to sixty-two
billion dollars. Nonetheless, by nearly
every accepted measure, Angola remains one of the worlds least-developed
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going? How much is that person paying you? I will double it. That is how
you got water in Angola just a few
years ago.
Then, suddenly, there were hundreds
of people with unimaginable wealth
and few restraints. Tales of excess became commonplace, and often they are
told with pride. One businessman famously distributed Rolexes to guests
as party favors at a wedding. Each member of parliament recently received a
new hundred-thousand-dollar Lexus.
Isabel dos Santos, the Presidents forty-two-year-old daughter, is typically
described as the richest woman in Africa; Forbes puts her net worth at more
than three billion dollars. She was educated in London, at Kings College,
and owns the biggest building, with
the most expensive apartments, in Luanda. In 2011, as president of the Red
Cross, dos Santos paid Mariah Carey
a million dollars to perform for two
hours at the organizations annual gala.
The show was sponsored by Unitel,
Angolas principal mobile-phone company, which she also owns.
Dos Santos is one of the citys most
ambitious restaurateurs. One day, I had
lunch at Oon.dah, on the rst oor of
the Escom Center, another of her properties; the house specialty, the Wagyu
Beef Hamburger, sells for about sixty
dollars, and a half pound of tenderloin
goes for twice that. A bottle of Cristal
champagne costs twelve hundred dollars. Displaying such wealth in a country as impoverished as Angola can be
a challenge. One member of the Presidents inner circle owns a Rolls-Royce,
but there are few good roads in Luanda. So every Sunday he loads the car
into a trailer, takes it to the Marginala
recently renovated two-mile-long promenade along the South Atlanticdrives
it for a while on the capitals only
smooth road, loads it back into its trailer,
and has it hauled away.
Angola is widely regarded as one of
the worlds most egregious kleptocracies. The bulk of the countrys wealth
is controlled by a few hundred oligarchsPresidential cronies, generals,
and their families. The default position of Angolan businessmen is above
the law, Ricardo Soares de Oliveira,
an associate professor of politics at Oxford University, writes in Magnicent
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Jejoen Bontinck at his home in Antwerp, in December, 2014. The Belgian authorities who interrogated him emerged with a portrait of the
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A REPORTER AT LARGE
JOURNEY TO JIHAD
Why are teen-agers joining ISIS?
BY BEN TAUB
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hen Jejoen rst visited the headquarters of Sharia4Belgium, Belkacem asked him if he was prepared to
learn the Koran without any distortion
or editing or interpretation. He then
sent Jejoen back to De Koepel with a set
of questions for Van Ael, the imam, including one about the validity of hatred
in the name of Allah. Van Ael literally
told me that this was the ideology of
Sharia4Belgium, Jejoen said, and that
I should turn away from it. But Belkacem had quoted verses from the Koran
and the hadith to convince Jejoen of his
interpretation of Islam. Van Aels response only affirmed Jejoens belief in
Belkacems message.
Typical recruitment patterns in Europe and the West tell us that it helps if
that person doesnt have a religious background, Maajid Nawaz, a former Islamist recruiter who now runs a counterextremism think tank in London called
Quilliam, told me. Converts and the
newly devout, dislocated from the traditional hierarchies of Islam, are less
likely to challenge a purported authority on religious matters.
Jejoen adopted a Muslim name, Sayfullah Ahlu Sunna. He also took a kunya,
a kind of nickname that in the Arab
world reects familial relations and endearment but in jihadi circles is also used
to obscure identity. Jejoens kunya was
Abu Assya; Belkacems was Abu Imran.
In Sharia4Belgium, most members, who
were known as brothers, addressed one
another by their kunyas.
Belkacem ran an intensive twentyfour-week program of ideological training. He began by declaring that the world
was divided into two groups: Muslims
and non-Muslims. In mainstream mosques,
nuance and interpretive religious schol-
a lecture for the brothers of Sharia4Belgium and its partner organization Sharia4Holland about the methodology to
overthrow the regimes. The visit was
captured by a documentary crew from
the Belgian channel RTBF. I come from
England in order to radicalize the youth
in this country, Choudary said. One
Sharia4Belgium member remarked to a
British counterpart, Sometimes you need
laptop, sometimes you need Kalashnikov.
Members were discouraged from sharing information about the group with
their parents. Choudary told me, Theres
no need for them to be informed. When
Jejoens parents asked where he was spending so much time, he said that he was
playing video games with friends. Jejoen
routinely came home late and struggled
to get up in the mornings. Step by step,
he started to neglect his responsibilities, Dimitri said. Some of the brothers
dropped out of school. Many lost interest in friends who werent affiliated with
Sharia4Belgium. Choudary said that it
was natural that members would distance ourselves from our previous life,
and our previous friends and behavior.
Dimitri found out about his sons
membership in Sharia4Belgium in
late 2011, shortly after Jejoen joined
the group. Then a brother named Michael Delefortriewho had named his
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started visiting the Sharia4Belgium headquarters, hoping to nd evidence of illegal activity. I always had a feeling that
something is going wrong inside that
clubhouse, he told me. Dimitri and Rose
invited Belkacem to their house, but he
was adept at deecting their inquiries,
and Dimitri never saw any extremist materials inside the headquarters. Though
police raids later discovered fundamentalist literatureincluding a pamphlet
with instructions on how to beat women
with a corrective and educational intentit was kept in members homes,
not at the Sharia4Belgium headquarters.
As part of the indoctrination program, the brothers often watched archived lectures by Anwar al-Awlaki, the
American-born imam who was killed in
a U.S. drone strike in Yemen a little more
than a month before Jejoens rst visit to
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village of Sheikh Suleiman. It was Assads last major base west of Aleppo,
and soon the Al Qaeda ag ew overhead. Absis group took prisoners, and
initially, a jihadi said in a wiretapped
call, they planned to use them for ransom or prisoner exchanges. Instead,
Everyone cut someones throat, Houssien Elouassaki told his brother Abdel
over the phone. Afterward, the Army
base, which stretched over ve hundred
acres, became a jihadi training camp.
Jabhat al-Nusra controlled the checkpoint to the camp, but Absis group
trained on its own.
Training lasted twenty days. Each
morning began with a ninety-minute
run led by a former Egyptian special-forces officer, followed by two
hours of tactical lessons with unloaded
weapons and simulated attacks, a short
break for lunch and prayers, and lectures by Islamist scholars. Lessons were
given in Arabic and translated by bilingual jihadis into Dutch. In the evenings, the Europeans took turns on
sentry duty.
By late December, the Europeans of
the Mujahideen Shura Council were
setting up roadblocks on the main road
through Kafr Hamra and stopping buses.
They ried through passengers belongings, hoping to identify Shia, Christian,
Alawite, and Kurdish civilians by small
signs: a necklace with a cross, a garment
that signied a particular tradition, a
picture of Irans ayatollah stored on a
mobile phone.
Hakim Elouassaki, one of Houssiens older brothers, joined him in
Syria. He explained the routine in
phone calls to his girlfriend in Belgium, captured by a wiretap. We take
every unbeliever . . . and we take his
money and everything from him, he
said. I can take money, as much as I
want . . . but it must be in the path of
Allah. Only the Sunnis were spared.
Hakim stole a gold ring from a Kurd
and a laptop from a Christian. His girlfriend later recounted to a friend that,
when she offered to send Hakim an
iPhone from Belgium, he told her not
to bother, because he was waiting to
steal it from an indel.
At the roadblocks, the Belgians held
Syrian civilians for ransom. Normally
it is seventy thousand euros, Hakim
told his girlfriend. If they do not pay,
Dimitri Bontinck found a YouTube video showing several Belgian jihadis in a eld with yellow owers. One of them looked like Jejoen.
so the bullet went through his hand
and his head. Yet Hakim felt unfullled.
I wish the lming worked when I killed
him, he said. I placed the camera badly,
and it lmed nothing. (Hakim has
since denied killing anyone in Syria.)
The Europeans lmed other murders,
though, including the beheading of
an old man. In the video, one jihadi
saws at his neck with a knife, while
another hacks at the same wound with
a rusty machete, to the excitement of
the others.
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GOLDACRE
digitize
from the Latin to nger
or handle as if
to sink your ngers
deeply
into this
ood of light
*
hard not to grip
hard not to shape handfuls
loaves
for the hooded basket
something to store away for later
something to place upon the slab
*
the light
a richer color now
wrong to regret
the reddish undertones of day
climbed into the car. In his absence,
the Syrian driver and one of the journalists had been beaten and threatened
with execution. Shaken, after a few
days they returned to Kilis, a Turkish
town on the Syrian border. Weeks later,
Dimitri went back to Aleppo, but again
failed to nd Jejoen.
Dimitri soon left for Belgium, where
he began a campaign to bring attention to his sons case in the media. Eventually, he released a video in which he
red guns and exchanged calls of Allahu akbar with Syrian rebels. He told
me that his outlandish behavior was
designed to court publicity for Jejoen,
in the hope of bringing him home, but
his antics suggested someone out of
his depth. With a ghostwriter, he produced a book called Jihadi Against
His Will, which featured a photograph of a shirtless Jejoen on the cover.
Dimitri acquired a reputation for eccentricity and lurid exaggeration; later,
he fabricated a story that Jejoens girl-
to the journalist Rania Abouzeid, writing in Politico, Baghdadi sent emissaries to Syria in 2011 to capitalize on the
chaos of the revolution and prepare to
establish an Islamic state there.
Baghdadi was supposed to take orders from Al Qaedas leadership. But, on
April 8, 2013, he announced that the
I.S.I. had added Syria to its mandate, creating ISIS, and that Syrias jihadis were
obliged to consolidate under his leadership. This set up a power struggle. Jabhat
al-Nusra insisted on remaining loyal to
Al Qaeda. Absi, whose membership in
the I.S.I. had caused his imprisonment
in Sednaya, guided the Mujahideen Shura
Council directly into Baghdadis control.
(Only a few defectors joined al-Nusra.
One was the Belgian emir, Houssien
Elouassaki. Within weeks, he was murdered by his former allies.)
An anonymous Twitter account called
Wikibaghdady, with apparent inside
knowledge of ISISs leadership, has asserted that Absis group was the rst
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ISIS forces near the closest border crossing into Turkey, Jejoens best way out was
a longer route, through ISIS territory west
of Aleppo. They decided that Jejoen
should take a bus to a Syrian hospital
near the Bab al-Hawa border crossing,
where his father had established contacts. Dimitri travelled to Reyhanli, a
dusty town on the Turkish side of the
crossing, and gave his contacts three hundred dollars and Jejoens passport. The
next day, they smuggled Jejoen across the
border, dropping him at Dimitris hotel.
Dimitri and Jejoen took a bus to Antakya, where Dimitri bought his son a
silver ring with an onyx stone, which he
wears every day. They ew to Amsterdam, and Dimitri rented a bungalow at
a Dutch campsite, where they enjoyed a
brief vacation. Jejoen told his father that
he had hoped to ride horses in Syria, so
Dimitri arranged for them to ride together in the countryside. After a few
days, they returned to Antwerp.
In early 2014, ISIS transported Foley,
Cantlie, and its other Western hostages
to Raqqa, abandoning prisons that were
lled with Syrian captives. When another faction of rebels opened the prisons, they encountered only corpses.
Wikibaghdady wrote that Amr al-Absi
had issued an order to leave no one
alive in the prisons.
Last fall, Absi was inducted into the
Islamic State Shura Council, a group of
advisers who answer directly to Baghdadi.
Richard Barrett, the former spy chief, told
me that Absis role on the council was to
oversee ISISs media strategy. In August,
Foley was executed by ISIS. The video
n New Years Eve, two weeks before the sentencing, Jejoen and I
ate at his favorite Chinese restaurant in
Antwerp. He had grown out his hair and
his beard since returning to Belgium. As
we shared a large bony sh, Jejoen told
me that he still believes in the caliphate,
and sees it as something which you cant
stop or hold back. It irks him that his
father believes he is no longer radical,
though he attributes this, in part, to his
own minor deceptions. When Dimitri
is around, Jejoen wears trousers, but
when he doesnt see it he wears a qamis,
a traditional Muslim garment.
I asked Jejoen about the execution of
James Foley, and he said that it was a
question for scholars of Islam, adding,
I cant say anything about it, because
Im not at that level. He told me that
there is no difference between his views
and those of his spiritual leader, Belkacem. With the prospect of prison looming, Jejoen seemed to have recast in his
mind his experience in Syria. He declared that his only regret about his time
there was that he returned to Belgium.
Living in Raqqa, he said, might be cool.
He had been home for more than a year,
and was frequently recognized and harassed on the streets of Antwerp. In recent months, Jejoen had sat in court next
to other Sharia4Belgium defendants,
some of whom had repeatedly lied to the
authorities; his coperation seemed to
have carried no benet. He hadnt been
offered a plea deal or witness protection,
because, the Belgian security official said,
thats just the system in Belgium.
Although he had divulged jihadi secrets in his police interrogations, Jejoen
believed that he could return to Syria
unscathed. People think I cant go there,
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PERSONAL HISTORY
t was called Cliffs. It was a patchwork arc of reefs that ran south and
west for half a mile from the channel
where I rst paddled out. To learn any
new spot in surng, you rst bring to
The surfers were good. They had smooth, ungimmicky styles. Nobody fell off. And nobody, blessedly, seemed to notice me.
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a couple of haole guys my age standing in the bushes at the edge of the
clearing, looking squirrelly. I half recognized them from school, but they
left without saying a word.
I won the rematch, I think. Then
Tino kicked my ass, no questions asked.
There were more ghts, including
a multiday brawl with a Chinese kid
At Waikiki, 1967: Waves were the playing eld. They were the goal. They were the object of your deepest desire and adoration.
in my agriculture class who refused to
give up even when I had his face shoved
deep in the red mud of a lettuce patch.
This bitter tussle went on for a week.
It resumed each afternoon, and never
produced a winner. The other boys in
the class, enjoying the show, made sure
that the teacher, if he ever came round,
didnt catch us at it.
I dont know what my parents
thought. Cuts and bruises, even a black
eye, could be explained. Football,
surng, something. My hunch, which
seems right in retrospect, was that they
couldnt help, so I told them nothing.
A racist gang came to my rescue.
They called themselves the In Crowd.
They were haoles and, their laughable
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out
of context and put on Twitter and then itll be a whole thing.
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oddy was transferred, for some reason, to my typing class. Listening to him report to the teacher, I was
stunned. He abandoned, briey, his
normal pidgin and spoke standard English. Glenn, I learned later, could do
the same thing. The Kaulukukui boys
were bilingual; they could code switch,
as we would say now. There just werent
many occasions in our daily rounds
indeed, almost nonewhen they had
to drop their rst language.
But keeping my two worlds separate got suddenly trickier. Roddy and
I started hanging out at school, far from
the In Crowds monkeypod. In the cafeteria, we ate our saimin and chow fun
together in a dim corner. But the school
was a small pond. There was nowhere
to hide. So there should have been a
scene, a confrontation, perhaps with
Mike himselfHey, whos this moke?
There wasnt, though. Glenn and
Ford were around then, too. Maybe
Glenn and Mike hit it off over some
shared laugh, nothing to do with me.
All I knew was that, seemingly overnight, Glenn and Roddy and Ford were
showing up not only at the In Crowds
schoolyard spot under the monkeypod
but also at Mike and Edies house in
Kaimuki on Friday nightswhen
Mikes uncle supplied the Primo (local
beer) and mod Steve, one of the gangs
cooler kids, supplied the Kinks. The In
Crowd had been integrated, with no
visible fuss.
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(against) in the local papers, though I
never managed to nd out precisely
where on the calendar it fell. Any day
the mokes want, Mike, our In Crowd
chief, had said. I also never heard
whether the holiday had occasioned
any actual homicides. The main targets, people said, were off-duty servicemen, who generally wandered in packs
around Waikiki and the red-light district downtown. I think my father took
comfort in seeing that my best friends
were the local kids who kept their surfboards in our yard. They looked like
they could handle themselves.
He had always worried about bullies. When confronted by bigger boys,
or outnumbered, I should, he told me,
pick up a stick, a rock, whatever you
can nd. He grew alarmingly emotional giving me this advice. My dad
seemed scared of no one. Indeed, he
had a cantankerous streak that could
be mortifying. He wasnt afraid to raise
his voice in public. I found his combativeness intensely embarrassing. He
sometimes asked the proprietors of
shops and restaurants that posted signs
asserting their right to refuse service
to anyone what, exactly, that meant,
and if he didnt like their answers he
angrily took his business elsewhere.
This didnt happen in Hawaii, but it
happened plenty of times on the mainland. I didnt know that such notices
were often code for whites only. I just
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FICTION
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n the year 1195, the great philosopher Ibn Rushd, once the qadi, or
judge, of Seville and most recently the
personal physician to the Caliph Abu
Yusuf Yaqub in his home town of Crdoba, was formally discredited and disgraced on account of his liberal ideas,
which were unacceptable to the increasingly powerful Berber fanatics who were
spreading like a pestilence across Arab
Spain, and was sent to live in internal
exile in the small village of Lucena, a
village full of Jews who could no longer say they were Jews because they had
been forced to convert to Islam. Ibn
Rushd, a philosopher who was no longer permitted to expound his philosophy, all of whose writing had been
banned and burned, felt instantly at
home among the Jews who could not
say they were Jews. He had been a favorite of the Caliph of the present ruling dynasty, the Almohads, but favorites go out of fashion, and Abu Yusuf
Yaqub had allowed the fanatics to push
the great commentator on Aristotle out
of town.
The philosopher who could not
speak his philosophy lived on a narrow unpaved street in a humble house
with small windows and was terribly
oppressed by the absence of light. He
set up a medical practice in Lucena,
and his status as the ex-physician of
the Caliph himself brought him patients; in addition, he used what assets he had to enter modestly into the
horse trade, and also nanced the making of tinajas, the large earthenware
vessels, in which the Jews who were
no longer Jews stored and sold olive
oil and wine. One day soon after the
beginning of his exile, a girl of perhaps sixteen summers appeared outside his door, smiling gently, not
knocking or intruding on his thoughts
in any way, and simply stood there
waiting patiently until he became
aware of her presence and invited her
in. She told him that she was newly
orphaned, that she had no source of
income, but preferred not to work in
the whorehouse, and that her name
was Dunia, which did not sound like
a Jewish name because she was not
allowed to speak her Jewish name,
and, because she was illiterate, she
could not write it down. She told him
that a traveller had suggested the name
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INGLENOOK
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Salman Rushdie on The Duniazt.
BOOKS
FRENEMIES
The combative camaraderie of Norman Mailer and William F. Buckley, Jr.
BY THOMAS MALLON
THE CRITICS
Both were disgusted by the tepid consensus of American liberalism; they feared not that the center couldnt hold but that it would.
ILLUSTRATION BY BARRY BLITT
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Wasabi?
so, both were repelled by the violence with which it unexpectedly collapsed, and they were left cold by what
Schultz calls the rights-based model
of society, the beginnings of the identity politics that in the nineteenseventies started replacing the liberal
establishment.
In the meantime, each man gaudily challenged that establishment by
running for mayor of New York City
Buckley in 1965, Mailer four years later.
Both got beaten by John V. Lindsay,
but only after stealing the show with
campaigns of quixotic provocation.
Mailer told one audience that he was
running because I want to see where
my own ideas lead. He proposed that
New York become the fty-rst state
and give its neighborhoods a degree
of local autonomy undreamed of by
even such a small-government advocate as Buckley. Under his plan, Mailer
explained, a geriatric patch of the city
might wish to purchase massive police protection, while a younger, hipper one would be free to legalize LSD.
Buckleys campaign is remembered
chiey for what he said his rst action would be if he won (Demand a
recount) and for his proposal to ease
traffic and trim ab with an elevated
bike path, a then quirky idea that now
sounds almost blandly Bloombergian.
Schultz confuses what he calls Buckleys hatred of John Lindsay with
what was actually contempt; while
discussing Buckleys special animus
toward his liberal Republican opponent, he quotes his remark that Lindsay belongs in the Democratic Party.
Six years later, Lindsay joined it, and,
a few years after that, Buckleys old
campaign argument that New Yorks
politicians were approaching Washington as supplicants, begging it to
return to the City some of the income
it has taken from it, seemed worth a
second listen.
Throughout Schultzs book, Buckley tends to be held to stricter standards of morality and logic than
Mailer, whose moments of inspiration are more often indulged as yearning or lyrical. Schultz properly condemns Buckley for National Reviews
opposition to the civil-rights movement, which Buckley himself eventually recanted, only to note his having
he Buckley-Mailer correspondence, not especially deep or voluminous, contains sprinklings of genial insult and even the record of a
contribution Mailer made to the
chronically empty coffers of National
Review. Buckleys fashionable wife,
Pat, called Mailer Chooky Bah Lamb,
an endearment shed got from her
Scottish nanny and which Mailer
threw into his novel An American
Dream; he called her Slugger. The
Buckleys were occasionally, though
not often, in the company of Mailer
and whomever he was then married
to, but the venues seem mostly to have
been crowded ones, such as Truman
Capotes 1966 Black-and-White Ball,
where Mailer got very drunk and had
to be kept from assaulting President
Johnsons national-security adviser,
McGeorge Bundy, over Vietnam.
The war was, for a time, a formidable obstacle to any deepening of fellow feeling between Buckley and
Mailer. In 1965, Mailer demurred at
the possibility of a personal gettogether: I think this is the wrong
time for us to have dinner, because
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1
life in hollywood department
From the Los Angeles Times.
BOOKS
AMERICAN SNIPPER
New poems from John Ashbery.
BY DAN CHIASSON
RYAN PFLUGER
Ashberys poems anticipate but hold off death by transguring it into comic forms.
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Nerves to the Ritz Brothers to Klondike Scotty. The irony is that culture now
has a means of recalling these forlorn
details, in the form of Google and YouTube. For a poet of Ashberys predisposition, this nearly miraculous reappearance of things long thought lost and
now instantly available to anyone who
looks creates a new kind of old age, where,
instead of watching the bird feeder, a
person can watch the culture, his own
past ashing eerily before his eyes.
Now that we can view The Black
Cat or I Am a Fugitive from a Chain
Gang on our phones, we forget that,
for a person growing up in the nineteenthirties, seeing a particular lm might
have seemed like a once-in-a-lifetime
event. The movies were especially important if you grew up in a rural outpost like Sodus, New York, where Ashbery spent his childhood; they were
more important still if you were gay,
since they brought to you, sitting in the
dark, an entire palette of suppressed desire masquerading as straight romance.
The title of the poem Queer Subtext
suggests the way that you cannot help
but look for one when youre watching that kind of lm, even when confronted with young, freelancing, orangejuice-in-the-desert, / mythical ladies of
China. But subtexts generally arent
acknowledged in the titles of poems,
or at all; thats what makes them subtexts. The Ritz Brothers on Moonlight Bay plays this kind of game, hiding its secrets in plain sight:
A gay avalanche destroyed much of the
town.
Please, I thought we were winning.
Set the wolves, I mean the dogs
on her, that is, him.
The stalled investigation proved otherwise. . . .
Al and Harry had their moment in the
sun.
Oblivion swiftly followed, the universe
playing catch-up, as
it is wont to do. Oh, bugger
the attendance record! I see a long line
of attendees waiting, cock in hand.
BRIEFLY NOTED
GALILEOS MIDDLE FINGER, by Alice Dreger (Penguin Press). Blend-
ing investigative journalism and memoir, a professor of clinical medical humanities and bioethics chronicles a two-decade
career at the intersection of science and social activism. Dreger documents cases of scientists who come under re from
activists when publishing ndings on subjects including transgenderism, the causes of rape, and corrective genital surgery
in intersex infants. She is alarmed by what happens when research
clashes with doctrine. Some researchers have been the target
of smear campaigns, and institutions that might provide real
fact-checking (universities, the media, journals) allow misleading voices to shape public opinion, medical guidelines, and
legal denitions. In this age of disinformation, she writes,the pursuit of evidence is probably the most pressing moral imperative.
THE JOB, by Steve Osborne (Doubleday). When the author enters the police academy, a crusty instructor tells him, Kid,
you just bought yourself a front-row seat to the greatest show
on earth. During a twenty-year career with the N.Y.P.D.,
Osborne rose to commanding officer of the Manhattan Gang
Squad. When he retired, a little voice told him that he
needed to share his stories. This book is mute on current police scandals, but Osborne is a sly and humorous storyteller.
As he chases down criminals, he shares useful tipsAlways
cuff your perpand reflects that he never believed God put
me on this earth to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or even an astronaut. I always felt he put me here to stand over the dead guy
in the middle of the street, and to try to catch the person who
killed him.
LURID AND CUTE, by Adam Thirlwell (Farrar, Straus & Giroux).
The narrator of this artful novel is a self-declared hyperslacker. While his wife brings home the roubles and rupees,
he stays home developing the dogs personality and satisfying his urges of self-description. The plot rotates around intricate domestic arrangements (mostly threesomes), voyeurs,
and people who think too much. After a night of ketaminefuelled indelity with a complicated, aloof blonde, the narrator nds her unconscious in a pool of blood. But she recovers, and there are no consequences. Lying is lovely, he assures
himself, and his stream of consciousness rushes on, crammed with
reections on his friends zaniness and the nature of reality.
THE CHILDRENS CRUSADE, by Ann Packer (Scribner). In this novel,
Bill Blair, a young Navy doctor just discharged from Korea,
directs his postwar energies into a sprawling piece of land in
the undeveloped region south of San Francisco. The area is set
to become the booming center of Silicon Valley, and the property itself gives Bill a vision of a large, fullling family. The
books rst tragedy is that he and his wife are driven by different ideas. The plot, centering on a spousal chasm bursting
with poignancy, leads the reader through ve decades of typical family woes. The novels most refreshing quality is its
treatment of Silicon Valley, where the evolution of an essential modern setting is revealed through its reverberations.
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A CRITIC AT LARGE
PROJECT EXODUS
Whats behind the dream of colonizing Mars?
BY ELIZABETH KOLBERT
Earthlings are fragile, demanding, and germy, not obviously suited to life elsewhere.
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sort of technical issues Impey and Petranek rush past Conway obsesses over.
(Much of Exploration and Engineering is devoted to valve types and navigational software.)
NASA has, of course, already completed several one-way missions to Mars.
Its also bungled several. Because no people were on board, the successes and the
ops tend to blur in the publics imagination. Conway wants to understand
what mistakes were made and what lessons learned from them. The results of
this analysis suggest that one might not
want to sign up for that rst manned
voyage.
Consider the case of the Mars Climate Orbiter. This was a craft that looked
like an oversized TV set. It was intended
to gather data on Marss atmosphere
and to serve as a communications link
for other probes. The hundred-andtwenty-ve-million-dollar orbiter was
launched from Cape Canaveral on December 11, 1998. It spent the next nine
and a half months travelling through the
solar system, until, on September 23,
1999, it was time for whats known in
spaceight circles as orbit insertion.
Everything seemed to be going according to plan when the craft slipped behind Mars and communication was interrupted. It was supposed to swing back
into the clear twenty minutes later, but
never did. Instead, it burned up in the
Martian atmosphere. Subsequent investigation traced the crash to Lockheed
Martin, a NASA contractor. A software
engineer at the company had neglected
to convert English units into metric ones.
As a consequence, estimates of the force
of the orbiters thruster were off by a factor of 4.5. There had been several chances
to catch the slipup, but all of them, according to Conway, had been missed,
owing to a combination of errors, oversights, and understaffing.
The Jet Propulsion Laboratory, where
Conway works, handles Mars missions
for NASA. This means that he had access
to officials involved in the Climate Orbiter debacle, as well as to those involved
in more triumphant projects, like the
Mars Exploration Rover Opportunity,
or MER-1, which, in January, 2004, landed
at a site near the planets equator that
probably once held liquid water. (Opportunitys operational life has already
lasted more than forty times longer than
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expected, and the rover continues to send
back data to this day.) Conway is sympathetic to the agencys problems and,
like Impey, traces them, at least in part,
to a shrinking budget. But, as much as
Impey and Petranek are eager to push
men into the beyond, Conway hopes
theyll stay put.
According to Conway, there is a disconnect between the desire to travel into
space and the desire to understand it. This
disconnect is a more fundamental difficulty for NASA than decades worth of
budget cuts. Its a contradiction thats built
into the agencys structure, which includes
a human exploration program on the one
hand and a scientic program on the other.
The planning for Mars missions so far
has been left largely to the science types,
but sometimes the human-mission types
have insisted on getting involved. Whenever theyve done so, Conway writes, the
result has been chaos.
Conway puts himself on the side of
science, and, as far as hes concerned, humans are the wrong stuff. They shouldnt
even be trying to get to another planet.
Not only are they fragile, demanding,
and expensive to ship; theyre a mess.
Humans carry biomes with us, outside and inside, he writes. NASA insists
that Mars landers be sterilized, but we
cant sterilize ourselves. If people ever
do get to the red planetan event that
Conway, now forty-nine, says he considers unlikely in his lifetimetheyll im78
mediately wreck the place, just by showing up: Scientists want a pristine Mars,
uncontaminated by Earth. If people start
rejiggering the atmosphere and thawing
the regolith, so much the worse.
The Mars scientists want to study
wont exist anymore, Conway writes.
Some other Mars will.
A decade later, a Harvard-trained astronomer named Frank Drake, pondering a related question, came up with a
way to formulate the problem in numerical terms. A key variable in whats become known as the Drake equation is
how long a civilization capable of building rockets and microgravity espresso
machines persists. If there are lots of
planets out there that are suitable for life,
and if life eventually produces intelligence, and if intelligent beings on one
planet are capable of guring out how
to communicate with intelligent beings
on another, then the fact that we havent
heard from any suggests that such civilizations dont last.
If you look at our current technology level, something strange has to happen to civilisations, and I mean strange
in a bad way, Musk recently told the
online magazine Aeon. And it could be
that there are a whole lot of dead, oneplanet civilisations. Of course, a galaxy
that contains a whole lot of dead, oneplanet civilisations may also contain a
lot of dead, two-planet ones.
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WOULDNT IT BE NICE?
Tomorrowland and Gemma Bovery.
BY ANTHONY LANE
Britt Robertson and George Clooney in a new movie directed by Brad Bird.
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sparkling towers and swooping pathways, cheerily buzzed by airborne vehicles and staffed by genial citizens drawn
from every band of the racial rainbow.
The kind of joint, in short, where a jet
pack ts right in. You can get there in
several ways, and Frank tries two of them.
As a boy, at the Worlds Fair, following
Athena, he goes on a theme ride, aboard
a little boat that tips him downward
through a vortexshades of Alice and
her trip to Wonderland, in both the water
and the fall. Later, as an adult, he uses a
rocket that is cunningly concealed within
the Eiffel Tower. The quickest route to
Tomorrowland, however, comes at the
touch of a button, or, to be exact, of a
magic lapel badge. Graze it with your
nger, and you nd yourself amid a eld
of wheat, staring at the radiant city in
the distance, much as Dorothy gazed at
Oz. This is what happens to Casey (Britt
Robertson), a high-school student in the
present day. Her surname is Newton,
and, in case we dont get the point, we
see her toss an apple through the air.
Casey lives in Florida, near a NASA
launch site that is being demolished.
The dismantling pains her so profoundly
here is little shame, and less surprise, in the fact that lmmakers
have stumbled in their effort to bring
the work of Flaubert to the screen.
Even those of the rst rank, like Jean
Renoir and Claude Chabrol, have fallen
short. One obstacle is the authors compositional mania, which led him to
cherish his commas in the way that ordinary people love their children. How
easily that suppleness of sound, patterned on the page, can clog into visual fuss. Then theres the herd of largely
uninteresting, often unlikable folk
whose fortunes we track in Madame
Bovary, and who would be alarmed to
learn that they were the raw material
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THE WINNING CAPTION
THE FINALISTS
Invent a job!
Andrew Seward, Frederick, Md.
They cant be that advancedtheres no bagel setting.
David Onken, Milwaukee, Wis.