EL EJRCITO DE DUMBLEDORE SE RENE PARA LA FINAL DE LA
COPA DEL MUNDO DE QUIDDITCH
Por Rita Skeeter, corresponsal de cotilleos de El Profeta 08-07-2014 Los famosos pueden ser de muchas categoras. En este estadio en el desierto de la Patagonia hemos visto bastantes caras conocidas del mundo mgico (ministros, presidentes, la cantante Celestina Warbeck o el polmico grupo mgico norteamericano Las Snitches de Alas Dobladas). Todos ellos han provocado un gran revuelo entre los espectadores, con ms de uno pelendose por conseguir un autgrafo e incluso lanzando hechizos de puente para llegar a las tribunas reservadas. Pero cuando por el camping se corri la voz de que cierta pandilla de infames magos (ya han dejado atrs la juventud de su apogeo, pero siguen siendo reconocibles) haba llegado para presenciar la final, el alboroto fue ya maysculo. La muchedumbre sali en estampida llevndose por delante tiendas de campaa y nios pequeos. Admiradores de todo el mundo corrieron hacia la zona en la que supuestamente se encontraban los miembros del Ejrcito de Dumbledore, desesperados por ver, aunque solo fuese fugazmente, al hombre que an llaman el Elegido. La familia Potter y los dems miembros del Ejrcito de Dumbledore se encuentran alojados en la seccin VIP del camping, una zona protegida por fuertes encantamientos y vigilada por hechiceros de seguridad. Su presencia ha atrado a la zona acordonada a una multitud de admiradores y curiosos, todos esperando atisbar a sus hroes. Sus deseos se cumplieron a las tres de la tarde del da de hoy, cuando Potter llev a sus dos hijos James y Albus, acompaado por una estridente algaraba, a visitar las instalaciones de
los jugadores, donde les present al
buscador blgaro Viktor Krum. El famoso auror est a punto de cumplir los 34, y alguna que otra cana se deja ya entrever, pero sigue llevando unas inconfundibles gafas redondas que, ms de uno estar de acuerdo, son ms propias de un adolescente carente de estilo. La famosa cicatriz en forma de rayo tiene compaa: Potter luce un feo corte en la mejilla derecha. Al preguntar por el origen de esa herida, el Ministerio de Magia ha respondido con su habitual impasibilidad: "Como ya le hemos dicho al menos 514 veces, no facilitamos informacin del trabajo supersecreto del departamento de aurores, seorita Skeeter". Qu quieren ocultar? Acaso est el Elegido envuelto en un nuevo misterio que, el da ms inesperado, nos arrastrar a una nueva era de terror y caos? O tendr su lesin un origen ms humilde, uno que Potter quiera ocultar a toda costa? Le habr echado un maleficio su mujer? Se estar empezando a resquebrajar una unin que quiz no sea tan feliz como los Potter nos quieren vender? Ser por eso que su mujer Ginevra no ha dudado ni un segundo antes de venir a cubrir los mundiales y dejar a su marido e hijos en Londres? An est por ver si realmente era la reportera ms adecuada para la Copa del Mundo de quidditch, pero, para qu engaarnos, cuando te apellidas Potter las puertas se abren de par en par, las federaciones deportivas internacionales te hacen reverencias y los editores de El Profeta te ofrecen los trabajos ms codiciados.
Como recordarn sus ms fervientes
admiradores, Potter y Krum se enfrentaron en el polmico Torneo de los Tres Magos, pero, a la vista de su abrazo, parece ser que no se guardan ningn rencor. (Qu pas realmente en aquel laberinto? Dudo que la efusividad de su saludo ponga fin a las conjeturas). Tras charlar durante una media hora, Potter y sus hijos regresaron al camping donde se reunieron con el resto del Ejrcito de Dumbledore hasta altas horas de la madrugada. Junto a la tienda de Harry se alojan sus amigos ms cercanos, aquellos que saben todo sobre l y aun as siempre han rehusado hablar con la prensa. Tienen miedo de l o de que acaben por filtrarse sus propios secretos, enturbiando el mito de la derrota de Elque-no-debe-ser-nombrado? Ahora casados, Ronald Weasley y Hermione Granger estuvieron al lado de Potter en todo momento. Al igual que el resto del Ejrcito de Dumbledore, lucharon en la Batalla de Hogwarts y sin lugar a dudas se merecen la montaa de elogios y premios por su valenta que la comunidad mgica, tan agradecida, no deja de otorgarles. Poco despus de la batalla, Weasley, cuyo famoso pelo rojo parece estar clareando, comenz a trabajar en el Ministerio de Magia junto a Potter, pero abandon el puesto solo dos aos despus para codirigir el exitoso imperio de bromas mgicas Sortilegios Weasley. Realmente estaba, como dijo en su momento, "encantado de ayudar a mi hermano George con un negocio que siempre me ha fascinado"? Es que estaba cansado de ser la sombra de Potter? O puede que el trabajo en el departamentos de aurores era demasiado para un hombre que en su da admiti que destruir los Horrocruxes de El-queno-puede-ser-nombrado le "haba pasado factura"? Desde lejos no parece mostrar indicios de enfermedad mental
alguna, pero al pblico no se le permite
acercarse lo suficiente como para evaluarlo con precisin. No es sospechoso? Hermione Granger, por supuesto, siempre fue la femme fatale del grupo. Algunos artculos de la poca revelaron que de adolescente jug con los sentimientos del joven Potter antes de dejarse seducir por el musculitos Viktor Krum, aunque finalmente se decidi por el fiel secuaz de Potter. Tras ascender en muy poco tiempo a subdirectora del Departamento de Seguridad Mgica, est a punto de trepar an ms dentro del Ministerio. Adems es madre de un nio, Hugo, y una nia, Rose. Es Hermione Granger la prueba de que una bruja s puede tenerlo todo? (No, solo hay que ver su pelo). Y luego estn esos miembros del Ejrcito de Dumbledore que reciben mucha menos atencin que Potter, Weasley y Granger (Tendrn envidia? Seguramente). Neville Longbottom, quien ahora ensea Herbologa en el Colegio Hogwarts de Magia y Hechicera y es muy querido entre sus alumnos, ha venido a Patagonia con su mujer Hannah. Hasta hace muy poco vivan encima del Caldero Chorreante, en Londres, pero se rumorea que Hannah se ha reciclado en sanadora y va a solicitar el puesto de enfermera de Hogwarts. Las malas lenguas dicen que tanto a ella como a su marido les gusta el whisky envejecido de Ogden ms de lo que uno espera de los profesores de nuestros hijos, pero desde aqu queremos desearle mucha suerte con su solicitud. La ltima cabecilla del Ejrcito de Dumbledore es, por supuesto, Luna Lovegood (casada con Rolf Scamander, el apuesto nieto del famoso magizologo Newt). Sigue siendo tan excntrica como adorable y, segn parece, se ha paseado por la seccin VIP vestida con las banderas de los
diecisis pases de la eliminatoria. Sus
gemelos estn "en casa con el abuelo". Ser un eufemismo para "demasiado trastornados para ser vistos en pblico"? Sera despiadado sugerirlo. Algn que otro miembro del Ejrcito est tambin por aqu, pero son estos seis los que ms miradas atraen. Podemos deducir que todas las cabezas pelirrojas que vemos pertenecen a un Weasley, pero resulta difcil distinguir entre George (el millonario codirector de Sortilegios Weasley), Charlie (domador de dragones, an soltero, por qu?) o Percy (Director del Departamento de Transportes Mgicos, es su culpa si hay atascos en la Red Flu!). Al nico al que podemos reconocer fcilmente es a Bill quien, pobrecillo, result gravemente herido tras toparse con un hombre lobo y an as (Un hechizo? Un filtro amoroso? Chantaje? Secuestro?) se cas con la hermosa (aunque, seguramente, algo cabeza hueca) Fleur Delacour. Por lo que hemos odo, en la final veremos a estos y otros miembros del Ejrcito de Dumbledore en las tribunas VIP, sumndose a la pompa y teatralidad de este acontecimiento. Esperemos que el comportamiento de dos de los miembros ms jvenes de su cohorte no ensombrezca su presencia y desacredite a aquellos que en el pasado hicieron honor a su nombre de magos. Detesto invadir la privacidad de los ms jvenes, pero pertenecer al crculo de
amigos y familiares de Harry Potter, y
aprovecharse de su amistad, tiene un precio. Sin lugar a dudas, a Potter no le gustar saber que el comportamiento de su ahijado Teddy Lupin un semihombre lobo de diecisis aos con el pelo azul elctrico, desde que lleg al camping VIP es impropio de un miembro de la realeza mgica. Es pedir demasiado que el ajetreado Potter tenga atado en corto a este chico asilvestrado? Sus padres al morir confiaron en que Potter cuidara de l, pero me entran escalofros solo de pensar en lo que se puede convertir el joven Lupin si no se le pone freno con urgencia. Mientras tanto, al seor y a la seora Bill Weasley les gustar saber que su hermosa y rubia hija Victoire parece sentir una atraccin por los rincones oscuros que frecuenta Teddy Lupin. La buena noticia es que ambos parecen haber inventado un mtodo para respirar por las orejas. Gracias a ello, han podido sobrevivir a unas sesiones prolongadsimas de lo que en mi juventud llambamos "darse el lote". Pero seamos clementes. Harry Potter y su cohorte nunca dijeron que eran perfectos. Y a todos aquellos que quieran saber exactamente cules son sus imperfecciones, les remito a mi nueva biografa: El Ejrcito de Dumbledore: los trapos sucios tras la batalla, que se podr adquirir en Flourish y Blotts a partir del 31 de julio.
J.K. ROWLING JULIO 2014 (Traduccin: http://www.pottermore.com/es/)
DUMBLEDORES ARMY REUNITES AT QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP FINAL
By the Daily Prophets Gossip Correspondent, Rita Skeeter 08-07-2014
There are celebrities and then there
are celebrities. Weve seen many a famous face from the wizarding world grace the stands here in the Patagonian Desert Ministers and Presidents, Celestina Warbeck, controversial American wizarding band The BentWinged Snitches all have caused flurries of excitement, with crowd members scrambling for autographs and even casting Bridging Charms to reach the VIP boxes over the heads of the crowd. But when word swept the campsite and stadium that a certain gang of infamous wizards (no longer the fresh-faced teenagers they were in their heyday, but nevertheless recognisable) had arrived for the final, excitement was beyond anything yet seen. As the crowd stampeded, tents were flattened and small children mown down. Fans from all corners of the globe stormed towards the area where members of Dumbledores Army were rumoured to have been sighted, desperate above all else for a glimpse of the man they still call the Chosen One. The Potter family and the rest of Dumbledores Army have been given accommodation in the VIP section of the campsite, which is protected by heavy charms and patrolled by Security Warlocks. Their presence has ensured large crowds along the cordoned area, all hoping for a glimpse of their heroes. At 3pm today they got their wish when, to the accompaniment of loud screams, Potter took his young sons James and Albus to visit the players compound, where he introduced them to Bulgarian Seeker Viktor Krum.
About to turn 34, there are a couple of
threads of silver in the famous Aurors black hair, but he continues to wear the distinctive round glasses that some might say are better suited to a styledeficient twelve-year-old. The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone. Requests for information as to its provenance merely produced the usual response from the Ministry of Magic: We do not comment on the top secret work of the Auror department, as we have told you no less than 514 times, Ms. Skeeter. So what are they hiding? Is the Chosen One embroiled in fresh mysteries that will one day explode upon us all, plunging us into a new age of terror and mayhem? Or does his injury have a more humble origin, one that Potter is desperate to hide? Has his wife perhaps cursed him? Are cracks beginning to show in a union that the Potters are determined to promote as happy? Should we read anything into the fact that his wife Ginevra has been perfectly happy to leave her husband and children behind in London whilst reporting on this tournament? The jury is out on whether she really had the talent or experience to be sent to the Quidditch World Cup (jurys back in no!!!) but lets face it, when your last name is Potter, doors open, international sporting bodies bow and scrape, and Daily Prophet editors hand you plum assignments. As their devoted fans and followers will remember, Potter and Krum competed against each other in the controversial Triwizard Tournament, but apparently there are no hard feelings, as they embraced upon meeting (what really
happened in that maze? Speculation is
unlikely to be quelled by the warmth of their greeting). After half an hours chat, Potter and his sons returned to the campsite where they socialised with the rest of Dumbledores Army until the small hours. In the next tent are Potters two closest associates, the ones who know everything about him and yet have always refused to talk to the press. Are they afraid of him, or is it their own secrets they are afraid will leak out, tarnishing the myth of He Who Could Not Be Nameds defeat? Now married, Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger were with Potter almost every step of the way. Like the rest of Dumbledores Army, they fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and no doubt deserve the plaudits and awards for bravery heaped upon them by a grateful wizarding world. In the immediate aftermath of the battle Weasley, whose famous ginger hair appears to be thinning slightly, entered into employment with the Ministry of Magic alongside Potter, but left only two years later to co-manage the highly successful wizarding joke emporium Weasleys Wizard Wheezes. Was he, as he stated at the time, delighted to assist my brother George with a business Ive always loved? Or had he had his fill of standing in Potters shadow? Was the work of the Auror Department too much for a man who has admitted that the destruction of He Who Could Not Be Nameds Horcruxes took its toll on him? He shows no obvious signs of mental illness from a distance, but the public is not allowed close enough to make a proper assessment. Is this suspicious? Hermione Granger, of course, was always the femme fatale of the group. Press reports of the time revealed that as a teenager she toyed with the young Potters affections before being seduced
away by the muscular Viktor Krum,
finally settling for Potters faithful sidekick. After a meteoric rise to Deputy Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, she is now tipped to go even higher within the Ministry, and is also mother to son, Hugo, and daughter, Rose. Does Hermione Granger prove that a witch really can have it all? (No look at her hair.) Then there are those members of Dumbledores Army who receive slightly less publicity than Potter, Weasley and Granger (are they resentful? Almost certainly). Neville Longbottom, now a popular Herbology teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is here in Patagonia with his wife Hannah. Until recently the pair lived above the Leaky Cauldron in London, but rumour has it that Hannah has not only retrained as a Healer, but is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts. Idle gossip suggests that she and her husband both enjoy a little more Ogdens Old Firewhisky than most of us would expect from custodians of our children, but no doubt we all wish her the best of luck with her application. Last of the ringleaders of Dumbledores Army is, of course, Luna Lovegood (now married to Rolf Scamander, swarthy grandson of celebrated Magizoologist Newt). Still delightfully eccentric, Luna has been sweeping around the VIP section in robes composed of the flags of all sixteen qualifying countries. Her twin sons are at home with grandpa. Is this a euphemism for too disturbed to be seen in public? Surely only the unkindest would suggest so. Sundry other members of the Army are here, but it is on these six that most interest is focused. Wherever there is a red head one may make an educated guess that it belongs to a Weasley, but it
is difficult to tell whether it is George
(wealthy co-manager of Weasleys Wizard Wheezes), Charlie (dragon wrangler, still unmarried why?) or Percy (Head of the Department of Magical Transportation its his fault if the Floo Networks too busy!). The only one who is easy to recognise is Bill who, poor man, is grievously scarred from an encounter with a werewolf and yet somehow (enchantment? Love potion? Blackmail? Kidnap?) married the undeniably beautiful (though doubtless empty-headed) Fleur Delacour. Word is that we shall see these and other members of Dumbledores Army in the VIP boxes at the final, adding to the glitz and razzmatazz of a gala occasion. Let us hope that the behaviour of two of their younger hangers-on does not embarrass them, heaping shame on those who have previously brought honour to the name of wizard. One always hesitates to invade the privacy of young people, but the fact is that anyone closely connected with Harry Potter reaps the benefits and must pay the penalty of public interest. No doubt Potter will be distressed to know that his sixteen-year-old godson Teddy
Lupin a lanky half-werewolf with
bright blue hair has been behaving in a way unbefitting of wizarding royalty since arriving on the VIP campsite. It might be asking too much that the always-busy Potter keep a tighter rein on this wild boy, who was entrusted to his care by his dying parents, but one shudders to think what will become of Master Lupin without urgent intervention. Meanwhile, Mr and Mrs Bill Weasley might like to know that their beautiful, blonde daughter Victoire seems to be attracted to any dark corner where Master Lupin happens to be lurking. The good news is both of them seem to have invented a method of breathing through their ears. I can think of no other reason how they have survived such prolonged periods of what, in my young day, was called snogging. But let us not be severe. Harry Potter and his cohorts never claimed to be perfect! And for those who want to know exactly how imperfect they are, my new biography: Dumbledores Army: The Dark Side of the Demob will be available from Flourish and Blotts on July 31st.
J.K. ROWLING JULY 2014 (http://www.pottermore.com)