Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Profound Thoughts
Book 5
ISBN 145059400X
EAN 9781450594004
Love ................................................................................... 7
Love ........................................................................... 8
Marriage ...........................................................................23
Marriage ....................................................................24
Children............................................................................57
Children .....................................................................58
The Sexes ..........................................................................85
The Sexes ..................................................................86
Index .................................................................................99
Index........................................................................100
Love
Love
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Love
LOVE
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Love
You can try to teach people what love is by loving them, but
they will never know what love is until they love someone.
People bemoan the fact that love doesn’t last; neither does an
ice cream cone, but it is delicious while it does.
It is not how much one does for another that counts, but how
much love one does it with.
Love is like life insurance, the older
you get, the more it costs.
Beauty is in
the sigh of the You cannot love a thing without wanting
beholder. to fight for it.
If you’re trying to learn to love, start with
something easy, like children.
To want to be with someone all the time is infatuation.
To have to be with someone all the time is obsession.
To feel you are with someone all the time whether you are or
not, is love.
If you want to be loved, you have to be worth loving.
Love is a condition of the mind at a time when the mind is
out of condition.
A heart is judged not by how much you love, but by how
much you are loved by others.
Hatred spews from the mouths of the unloved.
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old
age, but they die young.
Cherish the one you are with, rather than fantasize about the
one you might meet tomorrow.
Love is blind; it actually sees more, but is willing to see less.
Real love begins when nothing is expected in return.
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Love
These days, the three little words most often seen and heard
are not “I love you,” but “batteries not included.”
Love is always an appropriate gift.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which
becomes a habit.
Love makes time pass, but sometimes time makes love pass.
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Love is like dizziness; it won’t let a body go about his
business.
It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile -
love and duty, work and rest, and living close to nature.
Love is the glue that holds the universe together.
If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
There is no limit for much love a heart can hold.
The perfect gift is not tied with a ribbon and bow,
it comes front the heart, through the love we show.
Don’t waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead create
the perfect love.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
They say you will never be lonely from the start of each day
to its end,
if you walk life‘s pathway with love in your heart, and side
by side with a friend.
Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
It takes a second to say I love you, but a lifetime to show it.
When you love a woman, you see your world inside her eyes.
Love many, trust few,
but always paddle your own canoe.
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Love
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Love
LOVE IS. . .
Letting him think he thought of it first.
Letting him read the newspaper first.
Wearing the tie she bought for your birthday.
Biting your tongue when she left your new spade out
in the rain.
Praying together.
The first kiss in the morning.
Letting him have the last sip of wine.
Spending every spare minute together.
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Marriage
Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
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Marriage
If at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you.
Considering the family tree, it is not how high it reaches, but
rather, how well the nuts are hidden.
The best way to remember an anniversary is to forget one.
He got new golf clubs for my wife. I wish I could make a
trade like that.
Marriage is a lot like living in an earthquake zone. You never
know when some little fault will shake the whole house.
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life.
Your marriage is in trouble when your wife suggests you
sleep in separate time zones.
A mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law in one house are like
two cats in a bag.
A happy marriage is one in which a man kisses his wife at the
door when he leaves in the morning as well as when he
returns in the afternoon.
Vacations are definitely educational. You learn a lot spending
two weeks in a compact car with the ones you thought you
loved most.
Statistics clearly point out that most family problems are
relatives.
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her
wedding clothes.
Every husband and wife knows that when one loses their
temper, the other catches it.
All journeys fall into one of two categories, to home or from
home.
Despite the number of people in a family, a mother’s opinion
constitutes a majority.
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Marriage
After a man gets married it doesn’t take him long to learn that
half of the time she is right and the other half he is wrong.
Paying alimony is like having the TV set on after you have
fallen asleep.
I have a glowworm marriage - the glow is gone, but the worm
remains.
One big difference between outlaws and in-laws is that
outlaws don’t promise to pay it back.
A husband who gets breakfast in bed is usually in the
hospital.
Marriages are like a do-it-yourself kit with no instructions.
A family vacation is when you take along everyone you need
the vacation from.
An old-fashioned woman is a gal who tries to make one
husband last a lifetime.
Never give your wife an ironing board for Christmas.
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Give a spouse an inch and they will take the whole bed.
Wife to Husband, “It is just for a short time, dear. Mother is
going to stay with us until you decide to move out.
When you were a child, it was your parents who told you
what time to get home, now it is the babysitter.
I didn’t want to marry him for his money; it’s just that there
was no other way to get it.
My wife is my credit card. I won’t leave home without her.
“It’s Mother’s Day, we are going to serve you breakfast in
bed, so you better get up and fix it.”
Bride, “I can live on your salary, but what about you?”
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