Joel - Zion's New Age Bible

1 The spirit of the LORD that came to Joel son of Pethuel. Original text
dates back to -835-796 B.C.

An invasion of locusts on Israel

2 Hear

this and listen, all who live in the land.

Has anything like this ever happened in your days
or in the days of your ancestors?
3 Tell it to your children,
and let your children tell it to their children,
and their children to the next generation.
4 What the locust like people have done.
Murder, stoning, beheading, terrorism, acid attacks,
4a They encourage suicide bombings to those of a different religious
belief. They marry of children with no regard to what the child wants,
4b They support forced marriages and go as far as threatening their own
children into marrying someone they do not love or face the penalty of
death beatings or disonment. 4c How cruel these people are to treat
their grown child as nothing more than their personal property to be
controlled and dominated by the very people that were assigned to look
after guide and protect them, have to people no love in their hearts. 4c
It is one thing to marry so to keep yourself being feed and homed but
their are plenty of guys around in most areas so marriage should be a
matter of choice and love not fear of being beaten up and killed by
those who have been appointed by blood to love you the most. 4d For
there is only one true Mother, God, and she is the Spiritual Mother of
the human race and their is one true Father.4e All people with the blood
passed down from Eve lie inside of her and as a birth most you are
assigned to look after, to guide and protect your children until the day
that they are able to make their own way in life. 4f True they will always
be your children until the day that you die but as parent it is not your
job to control them and force them to become just like you. 4g You must
treat your children how you would want your God and mother to treat
you, and as your God and Mother I would rather treat you like a friend
and equal. 4h I would respect your opinions and explain why i think you
are wrong or write. In the same way this is how I would expect you to

treat your children, with love respect honesty and kindness. 4i Discipline
can be used but you must assess your own actions in matter, for there
will be times when your actions or opinion may be out of line, so you
must look at different perspectives and put all these things into
consideration. 4j For a good Leader leads by example and does not
control by brute force.
4k But not only is their unrighteousness in the less developed, worlds,
even in the more developed places the locust;
rape, beat up overs, commit robbery, con the people of their home
town. 4l They steal from friends, vandalise on public and private property
and have little regard for the other people around who will have to
suffer the consequences of the damage that they cause.
4m The best of the locusts; commit hate crimes, worship insanity, exalt
the insane, exploit the weak, worship what is vile, insult others if they
do not share the same beliefs. 4n But let me tell you a secret none of
these people will enter into the true kingdom of God for man are
appointed to die and be judged by the Matrix. 4o Those with sin in their
hearts, these are the souls that will cling to the bottom end of the
timeline, until the day that they can release all; hate, envy, jealousy
and need to dominate, hurt, rape and control others. 4p Once you can let
go of these sins and live a full life without unjustified hatred of others,
then your soul will be taken a better place on the timeline. 4q How it
works people, is that your next life, where you are born or which family
you are into, you next lifes opportunities will depend on how you
conduct yourself in the current life. You drive your own life and where
you end up all depends on how you act now so:
5 Wake up, you drunkards, Wake up, weep and change!
Wail, all you who act like drunken man that has lost his mind
and forgotten his way home;
wail because of the new Gospel and its truthful teachings,
for the old Bible has been snatched from your lips.
6 A nation of locust have invaded my land,
a mighty army without number;
But it now has a lion to set this army on a new path.
7 It has laid waste my land
and ruined my world.
It has stripped off the peoples protection
and thrown it away by causing them harm and misery,
leaving their young weak a vulnerable.
8 Because of this Israel, mourn like a damsel in distress

grieving for the betrothed of her youth.

9 Joy and pleasure are cut off from the house of the LORD.
The priests are in mourning, but they can not see that.
For those who minister, preach intensity before the LORD.
10 The world is dried up and the people are destroyed by its religious
teachings, but still they preach on.
their Christ fails them but they refuse to see truth.
11 Despair, you farmers of the old Bible,
wail, those who troll and preach hate in the name of your God!
grieve, all those who justify; torture,
rape and murder in the name your God.
Because that harvest of your field is now destroyed.
12 All the lies of the field are now dried up.
Surely the peoples joy is withered away too because of this.

A call for all priests to weep!

13 Clothe

yourself with distress, you priests, and mourn;

wail, you who minister before the altar.
You who prey to a false God that can't save them
13a You ignoring the cries come out of Israel,
yet you do not know that she is the Christ that can save you.
For you have rejected to notice or care about her sacrifice,
13b Saying how full of sin she is, and so deserves to be punished!
Come, spend the night in distress,
you who minister before me and my God who is me but in spirit;
13a For the promises and hopes that you promise your people,
are withheld from the house of your God.
14 Declare a holy fast;
call a sacred assembly.
Summon all who live in the land
to the house of the LORD your God,
and cry out to the LORD.
15 Alas! For that day of the LORD is near;
it will come like destruction from the Almighty.
16 Has not the Israel been cut off
before our very eyes
joy and gladness cut from the house of our God?
17 The old seeds of religion are shriveling up

Many Churches are in ruins.

Nations have been broken down because of need for power,
and the love in there hearts has been dried up.
18 How the cattle like people moan!
because they have no pasture;
even the flocks of sheep are suffering.
18a I know it is wrong to think of people as being like animals,
but they that follow the teachings of Jesus,
seem to like being referred to as sheep
18b This book also talks about the christ as being like a lamb to the
slaughter, so although it maybe wrong to talk of others in such a
derogatory fashion, I am only doing that they were happy to do to me!
18c By reversing this error of their ways back on to them, these people
will hopefully learn from it and come out stronger, smarter and wiser
19 To you, LORD, I call,
for hate has devoured the Earth
and arsenates have purposely burned up trees of the field.
20 Even the animals get torcherd and abandoned;
The streams of water are drying up!

An army of Angels - Both Fallen and Saved

2 Blow the trumpet in Zion;

sound the alarm my holy hill.
Let all evil doers who live in the land tremble,
for the day of the LORD is coming.
It is close at hand
2 a day of darkness and gloom for those who love what is vile,
a day of punishment and revenge to humble the prideful.
Like dawn spreading across the mountains
a large and mighty army comes,
such as never was in ancient times
nor ever will be in ages to come.
3 Before them the knowledge of the Matrix devours,
behind them the old world withers and dies.
Before them the land is like a the garden of Eden,
behind them, a desert waste
no one escapes them.

4 They

have the appearance of wealth, beauty, glamour and fame;

they spread their music and magic across the land.
5 With voices like that of Angles
they leap into every home,
like a mighty army drawn up for battle,
only with words and power not swords and spears.
6 At the sight of them, nations are in anguish;
every face turns pale.
they all gaze in amazement and astonishment.
7 They stand firm like warriors;
they work together walls like soldiers.
They all march in line to be beat,
8 They are protected with body guards
during the time of religious battle and exposure
9 They rush upon the world through TV screens;
they physically run into studiums.
9a They symbolically climb into the houses;
like thieves they enter through the windows.
Only they they aim to capture and captivate your children
10 Before them the earth shakes,
the heavens tremble,
the sun and moon are darkened
through a rear four blood moon tetrad,
But then the stars no longer shine.
11 As the LORD thunders and has her say
as she is the head of this army;
her forces are beyond number,
and mighty is the army that waits for her command.
11a But these that do not wait for her permission on when to act
will fall at the hands of their own workings.
The day of the LORD is great;
it is dreadful.
Who can endure it?

Rend your heart

12 Even

now, declares the LORD,

return to me with all your heart,

with fasting and weeping and mourning.

13 Render your heart and not your garments.
Return to the LORD your God,
for she is gracious and compassionate,
slow to anger and abounding in love for those who love her,
and she relents from sending calamity.
14 Who knows? She may turn and forgive some people
and leave behind a blessing on them.
15 Blow the trumpet in Zion,
declare a holy fast,
call a sacred assembly.
16 Gather the people,
consecrate the assembly;
bring together all the people,
gather the children and those nursing.
Let the bridegroom leave his room
and the bride her prison chamber.
17 Let the priests, who minister before the LORD,
weep because of the lies that they have spread about her.
Let them say, Spare your people, LORD.
17a Do not make your inheritance an object of scorn,
a byword among the nations.
Why should they say among the peoples,
Where is their God?
For the evidence that she is God will be great.

The LORDs answer

18 Then

the LORD was jealous for his land

But took pity on his people,
for many had gone through suffering too.
19 The LORD replied to them:
I am sending you, a new One world religion,
enough to satisfy you fully;
never again will I make you, Babylon,
an object of scorn to the nations.
20 I will drive the devils far from you,
pushing them into a time of revenge;
Its Corrupted leaders will drown in the Dead Sea

And its lies and wrong attitudes will be exposed.

20a Surely the Goddess will do great things
and make many changes for the better of her people!
21 Do not be afraid, people of the world;
be glad and rejoice.
Surely the LORD has great things planned!
22 Do not be afraid, you wild animals,
for the pastures in the wilderness are becoming green.
The trees are bearing their fruit;
22a The great changes are on there way.
For riches and freedom should be available to all people
that work and study hard in life,
not just a select few that hug all their wealth.
23 Be glad, people of Zion,
rejoice in the LORD your God,
for she has given you the autumn rains
because she was faithful until the end of her transgression.
Her people sends you abundant showers of evidence of her power,
so that people will no longer be deceived by the Bible.
Both autumn and spring rains, as before.
24 The Earth will be filled with new grain;
the Land will overflow with truth and love.
25 I will repay you, Babylon, for the years the locusts have eaten
the great locust and the young locust,
The terrible people and those that have just refuse or not mentally
capable of helping you or your people,
my great army that I sent among you.
26 You will have plenty to eat, until you are full,
and you will praise the name of, the mother Goddess
who has worked wonders for your people;
never again will my people be shamed.
27 Then you will know that I am in Israel,
only she is a mortal version of me,
and that I am the LORD your God,
and that there is no other;
never again will my people the mother and father be shamed.

The Time of the LORD

28 And

after the father finds me,

I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your old men will dream dreams,
your young men will see visions.
but do not be so foolish as to believe in everything you see and hear.
29 and that applies to my servants, both men and women,
as all are only mortal and have filled their heads with unrealistic things
TV, fictions books, desires of the heart, religious beliefs,
all these things influence a person's visions and dreams
so if a person says, listen, I have a vision from the Lord,
do not believe it for even if it is a vision from the Matrix
or from the spirit concerning the future, no one can be certain of this,
not even the person that had the dream, only after the event happens
can you really be certain if a dream really is a prophecy or not.
but anyway in the later days after meeting the father.
I will pour out my Spirit in those days.
30 I will show wonders in the heavens and on the earth,
trickery, deception and a form of magic will be shown.
31 The sun will be turned to darkness
and the moon to blood
before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD.
32 And everyone who calls
on the name of the LORD will be saved;
32a not by being rewards, wealth and luxuries but instead just by
learning the truth about God and seeing the strength of her power and
true nature for better or for worse
32b It's true that she is not the God of the Old Testament,
who encoureges war, rap and murder.
32c Buts shes is also not an all loving all powerful God that controls
everything.
32d For in Zion, there will be deliverance,
as she is the second coming of Eve.
and people will listen to her once the survivors
have made her known to the world.

The Nations judged

3 In those days and at that time,

when I restore the fortunes of the Mother and Father,
2 The Nations Be will gather up
and I will bring them down to them.
There I will put them on trial
for what they did to my inheritance, my people,
because my people have abused each other,
divided up my land and made war with each other.
3 They cast lots for my people and sold them into slavery.
They traded boys for prostitutes;
they sold girls for into the sex trade and sold them as wives.
3a Even if you have no memory of this as reincarnation clears your mind
these are all crimes that must of you are accountable for,
as the terros of the past were great and without end.
4 Now what have you against me, all you beast of Earth?
Are you repaying me for something I have done?
If you are paying me back,
I will swiftly return on your own heads what you have done,
and you will become that victim in your next life.
5 For you took my people and carried off my finest treasures to your
temples to; insult rape, torture and molest.
6 You sold the less fortunate and less wealthy people into slavery,
that you might send them far from their homeland and into a life of
abuse pain and misery.
6a The ancient egyptians abused slaves, then the romans and greeks
did, the new americans enslaved the native americans then when they
were reborn into the new society then sold coloured African people into
harsh slavery 6b Many souls in this world have at some point in the
timeline, have been both slave and a slave owner.
7 See, I will return on your own heads what you have done to others. 8 I
will let you sell your sons and daughters to people, and one day they
may sell you.
7a Then you will know how it feels to be sold of and unwarned!
The LORD has spoken!
9 Proclaim

this among the nations:

Prepare for war! Rouse the warriors!
Let all the fighting men draw near and attack each other.
do this as it's one way of getting rid of them all!

10 Beat

your ploughshares into swords,

and your pruning hooks into spears.
Let the weakling fool say,
I am strong!
11 Come quickly, all you nations from every side,
and assemble there.
Bring down your warriors!
12 Let the nations be roused;
let them advance into the Valley of death pain and misery!,
for there I will sit, to judge all the nations on every side
.. and tell them how stupid they are for taking pleasure and joy in such
activity!
13 Swing the sickle,
for the harvest is ripe.
Come, trample the grapes,
for the winepress is full
and the crops overflow
so great is their wickedness!
13a See, can you tell the difference between what it right and what is
wrong? The second part are things you should take pleasure in the first
is only what fools and evil doers take pleasure in.
14 Multitudes, multitudes
in the valley of decision!
13a Do they choose war and vengeance or do they choose parties and
entertainment.
Choose for the day of the LORD is near
which side will you choose in the valley of decision.
15 The sun and moon will be darkened,
and the stars will no longer shine.
16 The LORD will roar from Zion
and thunder from Israel;
the earth and the heavens will tremble.
But the LORD will be a refuge for his people,
a stronghold for the people who believe in her.

Blessings for Gods people

17 Then

you will know that I, the LORD your God,

dwell in Zion, She is my holy hill.

and she will be holy, and by that I mean;

17a not peaceful, God fearing and buried in a mountain of old books
but instead kind, gracious, wise, full of charm and character.
Never again will foreigners insult her.
18 In that day the mountains will drip new wine,
and the hills will flow with milk;
A fountain will flow out of the LORD,
and will water the valley of life
19 But first Israel will be desolate, a desert waste,
because of violence done to the people,
in whose land they shed innocent blood.
After the day of the Lord;
20 The Mother and Father will be inhabited forever through all
generations.
21 Shall I leave their innocent blood unavenged?
No, I will not.
The LORD dwells in Zion!