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National Independence after all, I had not been invited I made an early appearance
at the Grand Theatre of the Paraguayan Central Bank.
So far so good, the Modern Grand Theatre seats just over 1,300 persons and has a
huge stage, which on this occasion was to have performing no less than 100 musicians,
41 of them being violinists, and miraculously the concert started four minutes after the
scheduled time. Oh what joy!
But then all fell apart. Rossinis Overture of the Barber of Seville started well
enough, although I did notice that the alignment of the front row of violinists were quite
in front (even though there was plenty of space to have moved them back, so that they
could visualize the conductor) when my concentration and enjoyment were rudely
interrupted by late comers. To make matters worse, late comers were still coming in an
hour after, making me lose all interest in the Argentine violin soloist performance of
Henry Wieniawskis N 2 Concert in re Minor, Op. 22.
To make matters worse, if that were possible, and Paraguayans it seems can be relied
to do so, a ten minute interval was given before we all sat down to listen to Ludwig Van
Beethovens N 2 Symphony in D Major which meant a good part of the public I
noticed a good number of small youngsters, some cradled in mums arms started
returning during the performance, abetted of course with the mewling and puking (no
diatribe from Shakespeares As You Like It) of said infants.
All we were therefore short of was for some bloke to go up and down the aisles
yelling helados, caramelos, bombones Im sure he would have made a bomb and
needless to say, thats my last Symphonic Concert until I am sent to the one really big
one that Ive been told plays under St. Peters baton.
Hot potatoes
Although there are now only four weeks still to go before the Strangers Club 300 th
Luncheon, scheduled for Wednesday 19 October, those intending to attend had better
pull up their socks if they hope to find a seat just take a quick glance below at the fast
growing list of confirmations and youll know I at not pulling your leg.
The list of Honorary Life Membership has been increased to 19 and they will be
receiving a Club engraved tile especially designed for the occasion.
Spicing the event, I can confirm that the free raffle of TWO pairs of 7 nights 8
days holiday being offered by the world famous Swiss Royal Holiday, will entitle
winners to pick from such exotic places such as Punta Cana (Dominican Republic),
Puerto Vallarta, Cancn and Istapa in Mexico or Punta del Este (Uruguay), Barriloche
and Buenos Aires (Argentina).
The Messrs. Diego O. Filarte (International Sales Executive) and Sebastin Arena
((Uruguayan Manager) of Royal Holiday will be presenting the Certificates to the lucky
winners at the end of the luncheon.
According to Royal Holiday President Mr. John Siegenthaler, his company has over
44,000 members world-wide that take their holidays in no less than 52 countries. Royal
Holiday was founded over 20 years ago and although the original vacation ownership
concept, which is what they offer, was already in existence when they started up, has
been completely transformed by them when they added two key words to their
programsFreedom and Flexibility.
So here is wishing you all a most enjoyable weekend in your backyard
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PEOPLE in the NEWS NOTICES - SPORTS - COMING EVENTS
BIRTHDAYS
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- SEPTEMBER
MORINIGO, Gerardo
GUARDIA ALVARADO, HE Fernando (Ambassador of Costa Rica)
MORENO ROMO de ARCE, Antonio (a stalwart Sprungback R.F.C.)
dos SANTOS, HE Ral (former Ambassador to Great Britain)
FRASER, Dennis (a stalwart Old Philomathian)
LUNCHEONS
Seats are getting to be really scarce weve reached 4 bakers dozen
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CHURCH NOTICES
ST. ANDREWS ANGLICAN CHURCH - Avda. Espaa 1357 (near corner of
General Santos) Services in English every Sunday at 10:00 a.m. For further information,
contact the Diocesan Office Tel. 200-933.
CATHOLIC MASS IN ENGLISH
Chapel of the Fathers of the Oblates of Mary Immaculate. Quesada 4365 c/McArthur .
Behind what used to be Diario HOY). Every Sunday at 10:30 am.
Chaplain: Reverend. Robert Hopwood, C.S.S.R
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Your Home away from Home whilst in Asuncin
Hotel WESTFALENHAUS
Tel. (021) 293-374 E-Mail: hotel@westfalenhaus.com
Homepage: http://www.english.westfalenhaus.com - http://www.paraguay-hotel.com http://www.paraguay-search.com - http://www.paraguay-travel.de
JAPAN TODAY
New Mountain
A new mountain has appeared in Moerenuma Park in Sapporo, Hokkaido, attracting
many devoted local mountaineers. The 184-hectare park, which is surrounded by
waterfront property, is well known as the work of world-famous sculptor Isamu
Noguchi. He designed the park as one gigantic sculpture, and the 62-meter-high
mountain, called Mt. Moere-yama, is a climbable part of his sculpture.
The mountain is made of earth from construction sites and un-burnable garbage, so it
has a clear ecological message that waste should not just be dumped to litter the
countryside. It takes about ten minutes to climb, and has become very popular as a
viewpoint to see the distant Sapporo skyline.
Source: Asia-Pacific Perspective
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The Humour Corner by Eduardo Teddy Abello and Donald Sym SmithThe
following was sent to us by Jorge Zappa. In his youth, Jorge worked for Braniff
although now he is a chemical engineer and president of a fishing company in Madryn.
Aerial Antics
Here are some reasons to listen to Channel 9 while sitting on United Flights...you could
spend the entire flight laughing. Hope these put a smile on your face... They are actual
Air Traffic Control Exchanges from various sources:
1.
Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"
2.
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.
"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
2.
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
3.
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one
o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in
sight."
4.
A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after
touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway,
if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a
right at the lights and return to the airport."
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5.
A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why
must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost
the bloody war."
6.
One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active
runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied
back past the Cherokee.
Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
"What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I
made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for
another one."
7.
German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They
not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without
any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747)
listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British
Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to
Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."
8.
While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft.
Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US
Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!
You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the
difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed
crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up!
It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!
You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go
exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air
2771?"
"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control
communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771.
Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of
mind.
Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an
unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking "Wasn't I married to
you once?"
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When intending a visit to Asuncin, we recommend you stay at the
HOTEL CHACO
Caballero / Mcal. Estigarribia - Tel. 492-066 E-mail: info@hotelchaco.com.py
A wee bit of Memorabilia
23 September
Freud died 1939
24 September
Horace Walpole was born 1717
25 September
Stamford bridge 1066. Shostakovich was born 1906
26 September
Sir Barnes Wallis was born 1887. T.S.Eliot was born 1888
27 September
Edward II died 1327. Bossuet was born 1627
28 September
Caravaggio was born 1573. Clemenceau was born 1841
29 September
Lord Nelson was born 1758
Wooden Trophies Lapel Pins Cups Medals Company Gifts
MADERA & METAL
Caballero 691 - Tel. 490-776 Web Site: www.maderaymetal.com.py
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Lets face it: NO OTHER Club, Institution in all of Paraguay can equal our record
of 300 Luncheons that have been held over a period of 22 years.
If YOU have ever attended a Strangers event then YOUR name, and perhaps even
YOUR picture will in all certainty appear in this unique CD, for Mr. Langer has
meticulously kept records not only in the Clubs History Book but also from the
Guaran News reports and pictures he so painstakingly snapped over the years.
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