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Tree
By Liam Salerno
Favorite thing to do: nothing
Catchphrase: my life is SOOO
boring!
Favorite food: only food apples
from his own head
Friends: none
Unicorn
By Mya Grossman
Hi again I am your favorite Unicorn Ned the Unicorn.
Anyway I do not think I told you that I am a 5 year old Unicorn. I
can write you some more Unilanguaige If you want.
Hfuijgeruihfjkcbjsdgsdhghgf
That means I am awesome and you are not. I am just kidding
that means I like going swimming in my pool of soda in Unicorn land.
I am a very competitive swimmer. I really cant think of anything
else to talk about so for now Bye
Who is Bob!
By Emily Lucas
In a planet named Bubbyville.
Everyone is named Bob. But some people
are named Boob. Every time they have
a baby they die. Males and females can
have babies. Queen Boob and King Bob
ruled the planet. They were good queens
and kings. No one knew that Queen Boob
was secretly evil. One day Queen Boob
had a baby and no one knew it was evil
too. The evil baby took over the world
with Boob, then bit and killed the Bobs
and Boobs and had a feast with them for
dinner. He ate them for dinner. Then they
sailed across to planet Apple Berry Fart.
They ate everybody there too (by the way
it was all humans) and at the planet as
well. And then they sailed back and ate
their planet where people were confused.
And then there were two plants in
extinction and then they took an airplane
to South Arctic and tried to eat a polar
bear but instead the polar bear ate them
and they lived happily ever after.
The Gossip
By Abby St.Amand
Aroun the hero:
Just in. In the morning of 7/31/13, a girl got stuck on top of
the monkey bars and couldnt get down! Then, Aroun came
to the monkey bars and got her down. Aroun is now a hero!
The pet rock:
Today I made a pet rock. His name is rocky. He can sit, lie
down, play dead, stay and more. He never bits, growl, bark,
wine or runs away. You should get one!
The cousins:
Im seeing my cousins Gavin and Sophia! Yaaaaa!
A poem
By Eleanor Dunne
A dragon comes
And blows up a tower
People run and scream.
A person in bright shiny armor
Come and tickles him.
The dragon laughs until he goes to sleep
Then the guy goes and
Eats
Dragon
Until
He bursts
And flies
To Timbuktu
And pops
On a huge
Number four
On a tree
He lied
Until this really nonsense poem
Isnt so nonsense
After all.
The carnivorous chipmunk is back! A couple
years ago, a lot of birds died. My dad said he saw a
carnivorous chipmunk was eating the bird. My sister,
my mom and I saw a chipmunk eating a bird on the
wall for our driveway. Now the carnivorous chipmunk
is back! Birds, beware!