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What Assholes Do.....
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By THE BLADE
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Inspired by:
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"The Real Pirate"
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After viewing "The Real Pirate" file
I saw that a few things were missing,
mosly about what 'assholes do'. If
over %50 of this following file
pertains to you....I wood get out of
the Pirating business untill you have
reserected a new personallity.
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Assholes hang up on a SYSOP when they
answer the phone.
Assholes hang up when a SYSOP breaks
in to see who they are.
Assholes call AE's and download 100
programs and when the SYSOP wants a
new ware that they have, they want
something in return.
Assholes crash AE's and BBS's (only
crashing a system is ok when the sysop
is an Asshole or the system really
sucks.)
Assholes dont know where the DOS is
located on a disk.
Assholes stay in on friday and saturday
nights because they have no friends.
Assholes call BBS's and AE's from 9 am
untill 11 pm because they have nothing
better to do.
Assholes threaten to blow up your
system with a "yellow & black box".
Assholes listen to the TOP 40.
Assholes get all A's on their report
card...and are very upset with a 'B'.
installed.
Assholes like Tina Turner, New Edition,
Cindy Lapur, Michael Jackson, Prince,
and The Pointer Sisters.
Assholes are Assholes.....
-------------------------------------I've been wanting to get that off my
chest for a long while. And dont
forget, not everyone is perfect. So
if more than 50 percent of this file
appilies to you.....Get A REAL life.
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