How to make your own Cards Against Humanity 1. Download this PDF and take it to your local print shop 2. Have the shop print out the game on heavy white cardstock (usually 80-pound or higher) Although the cards are black and white, you'll get a nicer result if you can convince them to use a color printer. 3. For added fanciness, you can print black on the back of the question cards to make them easier to tell apart. 4. Cut the cards to size using a large paper cutter. The more precise you are, the easier they'll be to handle later. 5, When you're done, we recom- mend purchasing a clear model 102C AMAC box (there's a great ‘one for sale at the Container Store) for storing your cards.Cards Against Humanity Rules Basic Rules ‘To start the game, each player draws ten White Cards. ‘The person who most recently pooped begins as the Card Czar and plays a Black Card. The Card Czar reads the question or fil-in-the-blank phrase on the Black Card out loud, Everyone else answers the question or fils in the blank by passing one White Card, face down, to the Card Czar. ‘The Card Czar shutfles all of the answers and shares ‘each card combination with the group. For ful effect, the Card Czar should usually re-read the Black Card before presenting each answer. The Card Czar then picks the funniest play, and whoever submited it ‘gets one Awesome Point ‘After the round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, land everyone draws back up to ten White Cards. Pick@ ‘Some cards say PICK 2 on the bottom, ‘To answer these, each player plays two White Cards in combination. Play them in the order that the Card Czar ‘should read them —the order matters, If the Card Czar has lobster claws for hands, you can use paperclips to secure the cards in the right order. Gambling If Black Card is played and you have more than one White Card that you think could win, you ean bet one cof your Awesome Points to play an additional White Card. Iyou win, you keep your point. If you lose, whoever ‘won the round gets the point you wagered. House Rules Cards Against Humanity is meant to be remixed. Here are some of our favorite ways to pimp out the rules: Happy Ending: When you're ready to stop playing, play the "Make a Haiku” Black Card to end the game. This isthe official ceremonial encing of a good game of Cards Against Humanity, and this card should be reserved for the end. (Note: Haikus don't need to follow the 5-7-5 form. They just have to be read dramatically) Rebooting the Universe: At any time, players may trade in an Awesome Point to return as many White Cards as they'd lke to the deck and draw back up to ten, Packing Heat: For Pick 2s, all players draw an extra, card before playing the hand to open up more options. Rando Cardrissian: Every round, pick one random White Card from the pile and place it into play. This, ‘card belongs to an imaginary player named Rando CCardrissian, and if he wins the game, all players {90 home ina state of everlasting shame. God Is Dead: Play without a Card Czar. Each player picks nis or her favorite card each round, The card with the most votes wins the round, ‘Survival of the Fittest: After everyone has answered the question, players take turns eliminating one card ‘each, The last remaining card is dectared the funniest. Serious Business: Instead of picking a favorite card ‘each round, the Card Czar ranks the top three in order. ‘The best card gets 3 Awesome Points, the second: best gets 2, and the third gets 1. Keep a running tally of the score, and at the end of the game, the winner is declared the funniest, mathematically speaking, Novor Have | Ever: At any time, players may discard cards that they don't understand, but they must confess their ignorance to the group and suffer the resulting humiliation,Being on fire. Racism. Old-people A micropenis. smell. [ee remncoes [ee remncoes [ee remncoes [ee remncoes Women in yogurt Classist Not giving a shit Inserting a commercials. undertones. about the Third mason jar into World. my anus. Tee renncons Tee renncons Tee renncons Tee renncons Court-ordered Awindmill The gays. An oversized rehab. full of corpses. lollipop. Tee renncons Tee renncons Tee renncons Tee renncons African children. An asymmetric Bingeing and The hardworking boob job. purging. Mexican. Tem remncons Tem remncons Tem remncons Tem remncons An Oedipus A tiny horse. Boogers. Penis envy. complex. TecerominnosBarack Obama. My humps. The Tempur- Scientology. 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