avenue WW Piano/Conductor LL | THE AVENUE Q THEME iRev. 7/28/03} ‘Musie and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchesrated by STEPHEN OREMUS COUNT: "5.67.8" aD ((o3) : 7 Bright, Swing 8ths #= 14a GUYS: Ram Lee pos | Pao} 1Lo6148-80-2003 vPiano/Conductor a = Awe co. Rivne os wt diai-deale ‘at: r love = ly day, perfect mor-ning fof a kid to play, — maghay faecberras que pager gad umsghaont ci a Fun youve gor lot “of bills. to. pay mao T 7 s vas = = panjon dun dena, % Al, Her ca Sow gpl tig Aucl-de depn Work sea] had te py real low And ev = ty Y hour goes And z Seni atthe end of the day. there's no = where to go home w%Ay = en-ve Qt eee : Kai? mmPiano/Conductor -4- ine Avenue Y Ineme - LKev. 1/28/03) [elec Ve ve ete x nuartia ow , ne ef 2 Your | friends do too! You) tre on Save = enue QL eee De. vera ee AH ve-we te ¢ 3 2 Oh, i pakelas te SY cee nnar-ce. A= perme Te mPa 33 v ‘And you | tive on Yav = en-ve Q Wy, vora A venue es x6 2 Wena A- vewue QO a Yaw - en-us Q! Bien ge five on Vay = ene Yoo | live on ra = ‘Segue as one to *OPENINpatentee [2 OPENING (What Do You Do With a B.A. In English/ It Sucks To Be Me) [Rev. 7/28/03] Masic and Lyvies by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orehestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS 'ST1EL 12°) Ruhato, lightly swung Poco rit. A Tempo Poco rit. Lost4s-302-2003,Opening - [Rev. 1728/03] Piano/Conductor Cote a 5 ATempo 5 i. ose = | = a f 7 " a, Senco chs, a? NEE quiba gp coger, BOA in Eng - What is amy bitePiano/Conduetor -3- pening xe. 1728/00) EB) sendy ho cuenta ye Ten -goex-pe -niten -oca Hak pounder me de - x 2 x 2 ye cause I hve no chills yet. The world isa big cant pey the bills KafCise] Zz === roy 32 qregnn-que bon ‘tempat He Ve néalqgim prion te : porateleenacn’- \ ay 8 36 2 8 ey 1 might. mike “Ages swings K2(Gigc)—S, mfPiano/Conductor -4- penis (sev. 1/4009 KATE: "What?™ BRIAN: "No, it sounds stupid" KATE: "Come on!" Faster KayGtock (Las X only) or 7 ~ que mectee Que- ni-a ser pn - 3, ve RATS: Twas hit = de 1 thought I would be. wha? a set StH rote Sconces 7 : Uwe cy, ‘e ae i, Morne aint, de Lan tele vet want big co - : late night TVPiano/Conductor -5- sperms - (sev. 0009) i: Yau tengo Teintay des 4 ge Ain gear da ue But now Ty thir = ty KapXye} +o icHate Kane | pening ~[Key. 128105) PianoiConductor LL two! ge } | Que mitn da r0r. g igpé mondo a, $2! It sucks to be Tecra ees jrortneas tar em parnghe- mr me nt mayor : jqud rier de rer tn em - ployed and tun - ing thir - ty - thee sucks to be ry | Trees Ge be vill es sane mierda? ass AL Tus problned wer | scar: Ob, you think your ie sucks?" BRIAN: "Tthinks0" KATE: "Your problems sre" 9 bat" Y aie in Yee Bn aml aggre rats Ba 7 x ho 2 : ™ Cr ir : ; SS) Soy ne eke tema 4 val gg mon Te aan i kind - 2 pret = 1% aad prt = ty damn smart — A210 1SPiano/Conductor -1- spenmng- [ev. 1/20/02) de rool owtey, bs can- Cerny dea-wer ‘man «tic things ike 2G oeb/Pie Ses} Ae tuo Hew ge ? ee Aceon “bee la -4 4p Be ee ote! dont L_ have a oy--fiiend?Prano/Conductor >y ye jeri jn, -3 opening = Kev. 23003 er ine! se | Pkt ner yh itcneede se a me! It sucks to be. met Ik sucks___ to be of Fert ; Now, seca filter AF wen ate be Be Bri- an... «nd Kate? To not have a job! To aot__ have a date! = Te sucks SF 2x2(G1081 . eee we. Rody 0 by sen 4 x0n5 "Ge i cys = 106, A 7 7 RNCiagctnano/onauctor. —_ eee aie ; ce = “Tce wt-pmey jptes bE Corcgimpo- hho Lif mA RICKY: oy no. seth - er We're close as peo = ple can 3 3 : 2 eee ; How nage-ta-ne dad np me Ae pe keges Fee TET best of bud-dies 7 since the day we met ? = eee twee be que we -deha-cer “me Jal ton. Me. 8 uy i So he knows lots of ways to ‘=K2(Marima] : ¥. ? ° 7 i G-ney wy fered dine caseande MOR, Mate 2 kagrrady ee ty day an Come on, thats 7 aie straigh ke.-10- panes pee ie ben fe au Ape tim nada pe ah aa. Loni” nat Piano/Conductor [=] You leave your clothes out put your fect on my chair. Oh yeah? lt porn cte-rcer 50 Te hae cos che 2a-da Cea an - al things, like Ea aw fn fer-ne cen -pon-Lir ob quite Cor part = ment we share 5 bowee” oe ae haa bam hike “ Ehomanas 16 a7 bet So do you, thats why I'm io bel wot Quo tendo ' ROD: nen It sucks__ to be mp z = z 2 Einnets Nel [Qérun-darer yo! [Ord area Aa nor ye! bohatrd Vea? ee be Twucks__ to be mel Is there Hor We sucks wo be met i thee KATE: It sucks to be met as there re is thes [Cecio da ol Yr? K25%95) mf = r r : 7 rode eanya vida pueda ser uae for dwiernde aan ly, BAN: My Ms bo = dy om It sucks__ to bePiano/Conductor -12- Opening - [Rev. 7/28/03] [i] Mey Danced = Ge eee ee RICKY: da da da da BRIAN: da da da da rot ROD: da da da da : om a da KATE 19. Is dada da de da, NICKY: da da da a as daa BRIAN: da da da da a oy a A, x2p%yI0 Rop:da dada ds [158 Baton, 7Qud estas ICHRISTUAS EVE YELLS} ap +aisies b is 2hanurConuucwe sis 1 KATE: NICKY: da da iz CUE to 900 [Ee] CHRISTMAS EVE: "Your tives suck? Theaing you comet? Ha" K2IStgs]_ 2nd X oly) 3 ass aq Wenes Naw Yole Coty bw -candeal ge me Jer CE: 1 com‘ing to this. count - ry for op - por- am - i= ties ~~ : ma = =f 2 wm tn tent tite An encl eine mm Vero 44 da fapi: Con riua-chages Pura? con = ge Bi Con 1 : cl But with had work Team two Mast-cr’s De~ grees Rd bd i REIKO] > oes No ten~ go cbt ~ a ctaero-oel YE rey terre rte Apdoow 1a the - rapist! Bot 1 have no eee eS katTrem Sted] a !- leer’ my enelys wn Mi nee wigercien, per va hea Mik fac licens! un-em-ployed fi- an-cee! And we have 8 =Piano/Conductor (Quénverdo 5-4 Opening - [Rev. 1/2305; —Tehay gue Wa~gar ATempo — 4 , - Aw mm an? | ee sub mp Te sy | G8 mierda t los of bills to pay, Th suck__ to be It suck to be cm © peed. taka * ea rierde mand Mandy MAT gaa Suck-a-suck-a-suck-a-suck-a — suck-a-suck-a-suck-a-auck-a - kofcasey, joxde. minda mite vids motel ise miedo sor yl 4 sock -@- suck -a-suck-a-suck-2 - Suck! It suck tberane ouaucior toe ‘518s (ae x) PRINCETON: "Oh my God, its GARY COLEMAN!"(cut-of [GARY ersers with « plunger) Cito hin somite Shi Vow very | jee ‘Straight 8ths 206 Ko\cley) avPiano/Conductor -17- Opening - (Kev. 1128/09] seiahe parte gouty mie fan piclia mee—te—Pt Ye ae Se APR te 2 25 7 ° cre +i . ir Hacende chapures sin gg U7 Tenement” En A~ venue Gp on A - ve-me Qt Qui ier do yer. ALL (except GARY) Ae $35_—< $$ 2)Aura me sasuke wen = Ukev, 128/03) Panne - Piano/Conductor & game -18- BRIAN: "Ifelbetern0W!" gan Swing: sane 2 vs Try hav ~ ing ad You win! | ua rter~ da sor tel Get miandair Wt sucks__ to be you! ‘Swing Sths Vow a conbonnonn Stew Woes GARY: "Whatchu thin!) yak fee Pan te oe etal about Willis? ares a pe a = per Lo co Le peoetaitd eta pin Cree pr) eo ‘si Sax Geese eee reeset ceuir erro Vb ana riedal = = 5 ps th An ve pue ALL (except CARY . (Oud maa da rors til 2s Guys: We sucks a2Piano/Conductor ~19- Opening - (Rev. 7/28/03] Ts page is Tmtentional left blank for page tums asove Wade Opening - (Rev. 7/28/03] Pi anand -20- 5 erode ALL : a &) ‘ns a pa Wien da AB wit : + mee Ae venue [Ot © yoo! Ee A= woe — Q On A = —_ aaa —; = ef KAS) ca Seco au Soares Scr (un cua-dao) nats i Semin f= _guekes fe LD, eae, a ¥ sie \ sucks tobe | us But not when | were a4, OX 5 a ‘oud not, when pete 10 peer oN PR OD) Rat, ene ee ee =f Stems pee Gem Wo se a a. ee OU Kid's LY. Theme Tempo Were to - geth Here! sd reicered De/sete. pe yt ew AN Kid's TLY. Theme Tempo a4rianovLonaucwor FA pucrdna cry Pa ney xo i [UE ewan A ve web * we| liveon A - ven-ue friends do 100! , Dod dan te Vie wernt Dee Polk tes “4 a plo PRINCETON dreams come irae, lve on A = ven-ve Q | UEn OAS eam” ddim. poco apoce 2% I zy vines Ax veswe GLA Noviggmrgine fT Ge Ee 7 + “Here's youreys!" five on A = ven-ue Q livé“on = ip notre At - Ge onueG ALL: Wel = come {Bio oe 25Avenue Q | 24 | Piano/Conductor INTO ROD AND NICKy'S [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS Sheba gc sgh on ie ChiusrataS ever Seer (stir 122) ving a +4K2{Cbe} v2) 648.802.2003 26Piano Conductor [3 | IF YOU WERE GAY [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchesiated by STEPHEN OREMUS cue: ROD: "This converstaion is over .OVER!" vedo, pero AL ce BEAT stocert;Swingsins ——_ Bunteo, VAP (ee Pacer NICKY: "Wel." "Just so you kno.” NICK: ' 3 4 ae Peta VAMP Sd : (9 yon wee 8 (sees = “243 i? (Tack Pool : Seuss Eee UE ary : z : ; = Sete = =F = Shee tr 7 Tr i 7 Tos tf raritaye Be hey, Té ke you: an y= way : & en S PAS eo = 3 * = t = — ves. atjue nasseat* rano/Lonauctor cqurah ve yr wnt = ow 4 we re er Kieu p70 War ney aed that «To wss pay But Tm moka!) K2p%4) : ub t 2 wa takiny enlittands ROD: “Nicky, please! Im trying to read." one 2 ce gave (No BassK2(Toba) vocal iast) SBR ae VAMP. coutany phrase) - ROD! NICKY: ‘sx Tubal arPiano/Conductor + gy ht -3- You Were Gav - [dev 128054 (O42 Nicky B] eg, ROD: "Aw, Nicky!” Sau. wgofpen C2om- ROD: "Niky can Vi-agn mi = thn! [dy acta adands heer we Po a pi har feck an 2 ate Uh tam 2 ROD: "Nicky, I'm uying to read this book. ny" a team [en be = cause youre dear ‘Amgh! And I know that fo vent — would ac - cept me. 100 1 & gi te as~ gen ae ah! Sebo! Sey. guess what?Piano/Conéuctor \ Sars 12 You Were Gay - [xev. 128/09) 24 wor Con = AE - s aie red goal ay a roy ma fo~ jus being with gy!” Gur fm not gay!) Tm hap = By. Arie, tacky Melle 7 c see ~be a [for gpSrae donle rt-aimypn-hor 2 3 = what should ito mat- ter tome. Wwe 2200 endsronie!, oe te da me oan pan depts opiate, phe fo 30FrEnU/Conuucios fg) tg 3 Aeo-nay El Slower} (eel age - SE == = - | o : Pageant ay Ts shout hoo rm a {ME pen rune te But I would-at get 3)-6- TEYou Were Gav - (Rev. 7/28/03] Piano/Conductor he Piao ; aoe sey Tig Ont oe mat Faster; A Tempo n At, my iow | Que varaha- corer tA Be jeden Ak Aon. And as they f D-N - youre —— fe ge__ROD: "IM NOTGAYIN peered & Segue to “AFTER ‘G4PhanlCondhetor [34 | AFTER "GAY" [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyris by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS Gre 130) swing Kao) : Rit, Loeise-s02-2003 33Avenue Q 4 | Piano/Conductor PURPOSE [Rev. 7/28/03] Masi eng Lanis by | ROBERT LOPEZ an TEFF MARX Orcas cue: io: «1 wera pepe!” sabi Oesius Frey : E]_eamceros: ; He rd i lights fod lo [Grand & Elec 2} cectay tebe aebion, Meta, tea-yedeno- > Von ma, co -amgua coche Ge courga.bo-der rae with 2 fol unk of ustes-807-2001, adsaanorConaustor Gee Epa gD tassios in Doky poviar en aml aed Oth e- Mi, Hm PUAN Ev-‘y-one else hada " & dol arRor chy Extaw ka ae- & aati (ana me ne dad aM “ 8 a a Hee’s a pen - ny! Is from the year 1 was bom! t's a VS. 35Piano/Conductor -4- Purpose - [Rev. 7/28/03] sien! 481s K2IPad “Alto Se MF (Rok Pag vo Eas x =) Ne n€é me Agha -r€ pe-agen- can i eee ete wo — 36Nive onan, 3}. leweres Rabe deen-eoiToon, Yue qu Marner s SS Dont wan-na wait Got to. make sore that__ my its too late! {Woy aon ~ omcbua- ba Ato SxPiano/Conductor ‘Purpose - [Rev. 1/28/03] whom ot oe, ? hee iets enon Whoa, 09 whoa ane Ee pose). find my pur pose. Wa engearennm perme ta Gon. na Gd his purpose — na find ay por Lager cep tia De pme EN Tm gon Gon - na findPiano/Conductor nie aeons 3] aten“to que We Ao aude HEP Could be far Could. take a week, 3 1 ob 3 a8 ono Oba nd Fg, p Ter AL Qua orth, 2 aa fo deduce or smokin gras ha nc0r. year ‘Bus -ca- ooh = ooh, Maybe | more,Piano/Conductor -8- ‘Purpose - (Rev. 7/28/03] 3 Bey qgha-cor- e aea-Li-dod- ee ee Ayevever Seta ve endl Set reeHeeaa 2 yo Oe Ae “kote Bell aes E — PS f wo i iy ag ncentan ome pee ta gel! Tm gon-na find, fete ce Gon-na find your pur - pose! Ertan ba ma ~ EOPiano/Conductor 7 io Purpose - [Rev 1/28/05) han — fo A ae A woot se care am gon-ne nd Batis me cba. ees [ mma fd your pr pe! Br -ton-tar te me Lo &) Wihiperer 8! jeden Dpbannt? — i predate See pindauarrmin What will it be? Where will it be? life isa . Bet Ten, nm ak ~ aie A BereeeEF eer S Got-TA FINDlaeruntie ~ Ae Yro-canitia NE Got = te find eA! 0b aman. UES UES ata Youre Yeu! gon Sr vege ~ corePiano/Conductor -u- Pumose - (Rev. 726/03} abe barre - de, mre ~ tee 2 Pur - poset Pur = pose! Pur - pose! geeeeerrcert eer reece = = ieee ct aye ‘| He we gon contra 1 got-ta find me? ao \ aria nat jen avon! Got-ta find! = ‘Applause-Segue to "PURPOSE PLAYOFF 43Avenue Q 4a | Piano/Conductor PURPOSE PLAYOFF Mice [Rev. 7/28/03] OBERT OFZ Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS (orien 141) ; Shute Alto Sax Sap frown music Box) 1L96148-802-2003oe [4s | KATE'S PURPOSE [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orehestrated by PRINCETON: "Aww, come on!” STEPHEN OREMUS KATE: “Oy. Tinkly 4 ¥aISigs toe vey rll eee KS) Losie8-802-2005, 45 -46Avenue Q [5 | -Piano/Conductor EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT RACIST Rey. 7/28/03] Masic and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and IETF MARX, Orchesvated by XT: "You shuld be mach more careful when areas yout talking sbout the sensitive subject of race” KATE: "No, we dont want 2 Beat oople ike you." (KATE gasps PREP pedernte Grins ot (Goon) PRINCETON: "You seer” wai 4K benbiin te en PRINCETON: ope = Youre x lily te bit ra gt Wel, Your a it~ de bit : 1 guoss we're Tee- re Qe naw ~dn Ee fren Ved ee iy bam Bib sa Fone ger $— t mm Pc op ity 5 Aton SS ne outs dL a - tes toe jet admitin-be, pene Ad + mit-ting it is moe an e-y ‘L061 48.802-2003anos ionasctor He ET and Weg? read - dak, PRINCETON: we, ye yar ven guess i's tre, Be - tween me and you—— 1 think z ta wer. -wol © ———— a» ; or na.- cae (Borns 22 ee peer 7 - By-ty-on's 2 t= tle bit K2[Celene} Dyn ma, — yi - dad. Neo que BL OY ra conc, © PRINCETON: Does-nit mean we go a-round com - mitt - ing 4Piano/Conductor Fe. gantey, coms porbo-rdy Look a round ang a apy Ph tn bear niin eof find you will No one's real = ly color ~ blind Moy bei 8 ewe a dg Kjcetest) ee 4 Ss (tom page here} Mw 44PRINCETON: "Not big jude, ke Who hire or who to buy a newspaper from.” KATE: "No! PRINCETON: "No, just litle judgments ike thinking that Mexican basboys should leam to speak goddamn English!” Bi) ~dad 3% 2 es Team coos vor fl algr ra-,crs-teo, Yo _yve St, a Ey-sy-ones a little bit cist, ~ day. a 2 seeder semen alge ae, c2s boo ob Rion La KATE: ev-rycone’s a fitetle bit a= cist O - ky! MJ drat dederi-dadag. col Vernon grace prpecdian, fa-ver-dad, Buh nie jokes might be an - couth,. Bur you laugh be cause theyre based on tut, —Piano/Conductor -5- i (Kaoist = UxeV. 1iz0193 [gr tora a ba que pera = Don't take them as per = so = nal K2piye) g i a GARY: [Whatgoo kn abou Kate” GARY: You wee weing 2 BLACK joke PRINCETON: “All sight, stop me if youve heard PRINCETON: "Well, sure, Gar, but lots of people tell black jokes.” ‘sone, Tas planes gone down anthers oly GARY. “Ldont” an ute, and theres a rabbi, a priest." (Cororr) inthe clear: : | BLACK guy!" PRINCETON: "Of course you don. RARE a BUR You're BLACK! But you te) Polack jokes righ?" GARY: "Sure Ido. Haha! Those stupid Polacks!” s o oD9 mayee {ew * ee Piano/Conductor poeta t bz Racist -[Rev. 7/28/03) PRINCETON: "Now dont you think Ha gg, THATS. lite cist” GARY: "Well dam I guess you're right 7 : 3B Ge 2 Vea gH AME NP ete Bite ta - notte mesa. — 00) ~ bap peal Lemme qe tend Qt ary fa. nage g 2 ra cit 1 think that I would have to 2 = gree with you Were a ais sire we te major (AL detente! Sede semadyrnacjonrin, Bimal) ¥ glad you do! Ws sad but me Eve ty-one's a biter bit, =m ~ eis, all sight t 2{Celese) 2 . 7 1 | | : pee _ OEY Bees! Nagel! Ray glenn dels towed ge + = Allright. All sight Bi-go-try has ne-ver been Gk - clu-sive = ly > Fak oa faeval Ae eta a, erm alee anodes ye acta mmo pena gran €- we ae mascist gitele bit © + ven though we all know that if ~Vr. acamsiana ob fond me Maybe woud FO oe ( ( * flo upstanding back man FRNCETON "ict PRINCETON: "Guys—Tesus was Jewish!” (they laugh) oN PRINCETON: Oe a a a 2 Tong. 53(Rev. 7728/03) Racist Piano/Conductor ae ws cous oraere cco sok RSME has ace an nse You tie ot esyeuroes sey, what are you guys laughing sou? PRINCETON “Whats tha ean” 18 perAN: "Dentlaugh athen Fane gongs co 00 Speak “ea Bow! War a BRIAN: Gok, Foes eee ro E jan!" (Narn) Bod oe Ba! V = 4424 1am 3s mf “xo(Trem Sts] aune? No! ee ee Ey-ty-one’s a lit-Ue bit ra Gist [Celeste \Bhian \ m Oueintio mJ) a ma rt thar - ney How ma-ny Or-i-en - tal wives havePiano/Conductor -¥- : , < el th i BNE ny de ge ga? finery mantel m9, ? + Brian, bud-dy, where you been? Toe tem is Asian Am = eri = can nn : = ie Se wr gets AE- ao ~ Fon ~ Av i te- 1 know you ate po in = tending to (? basnianatenssasensmnnanani But 2Ceest} we aryl fla-marirgo.- ama re ~ dla ma mm 1 cor-ting me =O on = ter of - fen-sive 10 KyCelese VA (turn page here} 5sPiano/Conductor ~10- Racist - (Rev. 7/28/03) Beas a Ruane “rnsoy taney Hove ou? ~ar! ec = see tho? [so dis 3 4aXs BRIAN: “But you're racist wo.” 124 126. cE ” vw ~Ai-04 tenor" parte 530 pene piano Lo que _tman-dan, 9 Jews have all the mon - ey and_ the whites have all__ the pow - ex And = = wy py tee tan xis tm cineclios que me pannan we 22 Lavan et tex = i= cab with GARY: "I ean’ oven GET 2 taxi 6 56Piano/Conductor -H- i page i intenbonally] lefi blank for page tums, oF Racist - (Rev. 7/28/03]Pieno/Conduetor -12- scacist- pew 1728/02) [a] | Bader FO hae na ~ Cintas, ye wok — — ——— a Aube Eevavenés # tite be | m= 6 its ane ae & a = (leds re mb alge na - obs see yo Allo Se sur "3 rt +KaDye Big Band) a Valo smaa alge 4 - ots Aire, pea st SS SS Seta pe emacs fia et age fe = — H y ted mann =e pan ee Fe r — eg ef teed i et sae Ss 4 ‘ ‘ Slight pull back tog) fo gg tg ea Fe ———e == Sap eperetet e TF vt reat bet coo co = : ——_ £ = SS = = = See ee witha dagdanic ta — ue teen ems anaortes yo que chet ub a ik tie Teno ‘+ FF z =Piano/Conductor Faster ‘Accel. vou O- 150 = a1 ea PMP de ns gin ish lanai” £ CTE nema ale 2A cin be By-ly-one’s a sit-ter bit | la - cist! ar Fast Segue to "RACIST PLAYORF”Avenue Q DA Piano/Conductor RACIST PLAYOFF [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ a6 JEFF MARX Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS (sm ee 5°) ‘Swing It! | Alto Sox Straight 8ths L48$02-2002Avenue Q ano/Conductor VIDEO: “Birthday Party Clown” PRINCETON: "Cioser—but sill no." Exylc] t Mi 2 FF cme ( 648-802-2008 NOT QUITE... {Rev. 7/28/03} 6) [53] Music and Lysics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchestrmed by STEPHEN OREMUSAvenue Q Piano/Conductor THE BAD IDEA BEARS (Rev. 7/28/03] cue: PRINCETON: “Ie's right here in the comer of my mind. My purpose, I's. It..." [THE BEARS Appear} Beli ise owe ward stroke) ee you around, Princeton!” “See you around, guys” [BEARS ex WHE BEARS diseppear} Lsi46-502-2003 ° p [ 5c | Music and Lyrics by ROBERT. LOPEZ, and TEFF MARX Orchastrated by STEPHEN OREMUSneem Qo [20 KATE'S PHONE CALL (Rev. 7/28/03] Musieand tis by Osea ESRES er Wank Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS cue: PRINCETON: “Best interest at heart." CUTOFF at @ Moderato; Swing 8ths ‘end of ring KC yi Het Et eo © irmac mal | 7 | aap stss.s0-2008Avenue Q | é Pjano/Conductor — THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN {Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lysies by CUE: ROBERT LOPEZ and ‘THISTLETWAT: “Thank you." JEFF MARX KATE MONSTER: "Finally!" 0) Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS Measures 1-24 IPNO} upto D3 THARPSI] £3 aed above 1 pet to teach an entre lesson by myself. Prissy Sonata "something relevent, something modem..." *...The Tnternet!" E The Hee from your own desk - top. For You can re - soarch, ‘browse, and shop. Un (angel! a a, amas compe to. cud dein Your ma. ote mado RU Ew til you've fad © © - nough and you'e read-y to stop! For pom! The Tearsrano/Logaverpr sé ela panne! BS], _Paseritstiens, chor cubes j Yu tantianat sé lcboy yurne | in = ter-net__ is for pom. in = ter-ne__ is for rag the Alto SG 7 Faster; Bass Heavy, Groovy (Swing 8ths) Era, Pal = we pom-rnea—tar ween - dee hut ca chon de Ea Me up light hon -king me hom (in the clear) TREKKIE: “Obhhhn..” KATE: “That's gross! You are a pervert!" KATE: "What exis Al sich ad sre Kate Mens? TREKICIE:"You have KATE: "No, really. You're a pervert. Normal ie don't sit pee pow home alt day and loot at pora'on the niet” (GUTOR) Gling ema) _ 8 Straight Sths ‘VAMP a a a C Pom! Ako SO eae Straight 8ths VAMP Off on 74" sey 64Piano/Conduetor, te Heep tine Internets For Porn - LEW. 1128103) oe! j by. te! ko te] ioe a BRIAN: GARY: eg ROD: Me cus“ Loyot? - - (ME mucha “ih ee eee eae sea = tee net__ is for pom. Sor-ry, Kate, The in = ter net is for porn, I ma-tur-bael ——_— or he gan ne da pata ole” 9 GUNS: fas MEPiano/Conductor ne Interne! 1s ror rom = [Xv 120034 id pouw" patie jeune i *...Rod, check you pntfolio geet td wat chon ek onlin *. buy things on amazo. om! 1d! Now, ROD: "Thai's conect"En_urectiy ings on happen to know for fat thar KATE: “And Bri, you.” EATEN AS 8 9 Buea Ne = a Hee selling your possessions on eBay!" ‘TREKKIE: "But Kate "esto. "sent te that sweet online what you think he do AFTER?” nd Princeton, bisthday eacd" (PRINCETON nods) PRINCETON: "True." KAT FIie se AEEHUCL aS FUL FULD ~ (SEV. 1726421 “prud 0é lelay Fianoy/Lonauctor \ L —8- Tete emt git ee oe Lala Tere cere Guys: in = ter-net__ is. for in = ter-net__ is for Alte Sox yieneroiestiloyHiael pour, Me oa dickae oles KATE: "Tbate pom" Row re- ag ™? Grab your dick and dou le lick for Pom! Pom! porn. Sari Bie ve 4 lowe KATE: "The the internet!” I: ! B: Pooom! leer Ty Booor 8 ou Tate meat” few KATE: "Tnplgaving™ panel "TY Poogrnt we = CG: Pocom! ¢ 7 = TG Pooom! Poi R&P: Pood! nar: foshint___— ii ra rege Ss aioe te (Sioemt ater oh e @ dn vtoxyel ablerlng. Rooianscero Bae peat In - tenet is for In = ter-net is for in = ter-net is for ‘pom! Ben > > = > > z L z z V2 = = Sogue to PORN PLAYOFFAvenue Q | bp. | Piano/Conductor PORN PLAYOFF [Rev. 7/28/03} Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ end "ERE MARX Orchesrated by STEPHEN OREMUS oe 1 NM = © api? F -Histaizins ——— [rack Pao} ——— ee Lo0148-202-2003 337 ; 7 ee [7 | A MIX TAPE ev. Rev. 7/28/03} ‘Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ Be aus STEEP MARK CHRISTMAS EVE: “Bye nove* Orchestre ROD! Sh STEPHEN OREMUS (stree 165) ‘Tempo di GAY (Swing 8ths) : 2 Bent Prera td jG) J K2{Gtoad $AcGie se Verba am ate ret — =a oe a o ves me Liga He = —s 5 f gi sae 2 Lape: S a Lost. 802-2003iano/Conauctor eae i porn be, goo bs dam—tir.. aan we meél on pt Rartanmb- bod, tab ovka- 7 Will we be fiends, (or something 4 i Yor ow gegal—ger mas — me 2 (doorbell) i titi net [ies PRINCETON} K2{Chimes) > — 75.A Mix Tape -[Rev. 1/2805} Piano/Conductor -4- Sts TO? ning if ythroor EE Pl “: if Fuse your bathroom?" - TRS eGh swe, Go eh seat ui Vw BE VAMP IPRINCETON exits} KATE: a 3 K2IGIock) see DoJ nevada 1, a-rginta ~ ne 4B vee which shows he Some-times when Kai VAC Ge Axal- quien en Ki, te dam faui-fo theyll make—— you 76Piano/Conductor ->- mtn Laven eon 5 po -ta en fer — ma do. cinta “Lets em fl- a mp codon," yee opt rand a "You've Got A Friend". “The Theme from ‘Friends, ". nui =: aie “That's What Friends_ Are For" —_ ee aie ates Beale Aa | pied) a Totnes Un randeede ol $ “A Whole New Worta"_, "Kiss The Girl Cee : ns aceon [Pda ma gue Raquel ag “Ain Princeton.” “Fe does tke mel Kzcises5ig) V7|AMix Tape - (Rev. 1725/03) Piano/Conductor * We cee “L Am The cndin maps, eet, : "Yel-low Sub = mar-ine™ What does this mean?) vue kaISts ! sana not goin there for awtile.” Yor ths tape, was just looking at side A. Great songs!” PRINCETON: "Kale, you might ws KATE: "Okay, Princeton, thank you PRINCETON: "Ob, well, Did you get to side B yet?” KATES"Not yet” PRINCETON: *Oh, i's great, Check it out” VAMP 6 ase x = ) 0 " (Oe. SS de tal, va dy “My wait will ae on" veer tel PRINCELON: Kate; * 40 2» "My Heat Will__ Go On." agp a 387, eta Gen Piano/Condactor Wp te dex” AMX Lape ine¥, 20/03} PRINCETON: “it was argh” ‘ 7 7 2 iz twas aright, AINCETON Sa, UIE ny ? "She's Got A Way," tine Ya vewtin aed seen | sua raw. Ne "I 1¢ Russia concert!” by "Great. = ota ce on. PRINCETON: "Trt rareyoee So "Good night Ssi-gon” kalsiss) = eS ol ede Bin thi-cioe rn ~te. AT wares gti mruncerow Pe 1 "Through The Years." “The Theme from ‘Cheers," "Mo ~ ving Right. A-long”. — = Saisie) JOhiy hay mer] Ree May Creda!” maser OMS 8,Ast ape- (ev 280) wy ta com - ci PianofConductor KATE: “Princeton, that's so swoot! Eve never gotten such a nice present from & gu.” PRINCETON: "Awww, I'm glad you like it But Ive got 1o run now. 1m going 10 make one for Brian and Chrisunas Eve, and Gary, and Nicky and Rod, and Tyekckie Monster, and everyone!” = ee Pak Teli den inane 2 Ger uti _spororrondy pamater an gt ge quclasa veut tenn lt rose pane taaaeesy 0900 Pg eu plan ATE roa ypdegoiaie [TRNCETON Doce. nay 7, Renee sor My STE Fer ee ore le ites” | fons S” CUTOFF ” aA e Peo xares*myer MOD he quite! ‘Slower Rit. KATE: "He likes me.” Pu 19s a Applause-SegueAvenue Q cea | 3 | Piano/Conductor I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY Rey, 7128/03] Music and Lyric by eee pues STEPHEN OREMUS Bright Rey L BRIAN. [Pao] _ keri FE] we Le -ve-ro-pa inte - toe not wear = ing un der-wear to - day! No, Im not wear - ing un - der-woar to lvoe _ “re, rai «rier Nee PT verdad, A Se Heuer naadi-dod cay! Not thet you prob-"ly care mach — a-bout my un - der-wear, 1 +K2pDyn Big-Band}Gwr G2Piano/Conductor os ol weanne Ungerer -inev, 20 1% per sar de fede Age yr gine stil, none-the-less got = ta “aN K2{Dye Big Rane} yenuis Su te Mewes pe inte = nie 2 i = ee r pena Corcclar OVX. Gditogue) aAvenue Q [4 | Piano/Conductor SPECIAL [Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchestated by BRIAN: “He's the woman you all came tose." STEPHEN OREMUS (sree 190) Cetetration, Ford.” *...Giris Gone Wild Paw? 587 *.sLagy the Stu” J Alto Sax ATempo 2. ee +K2[Dyn Big Band) ~ 2 a 2 a ‘om eiathem Savacas] SS (Po) fe a * St tani dee de Lucy: 1 can make you foe! Geen pe daiacon Lippe cal Dir face rns an Let me make you feet ‘Losa.02-2008 5PianofConductor ~2- pect -(Xev. ricer) poddauileare tal mod ° A Spe-cial_— Akos 3 eee cee FIOM taba? artcdgo, a omg mando gai Pome 2& que Leads 6 ae ie lites 2 rou-tine that ze pests each day Loy gnb pirb™ leat pe? eG ze fF s \ 7 dee roe ¥ as ne dan die tyra ré partir, ten peepee abigprayt geo 1s — for what you sey some-times you feel like youre no - bo-dy_____- But aes cath 6? path) ot ASE rePiano/Conduc 1s, e vow ctor ao-bs Aedes oon (Gongo el) =) Gears) nf Bow? a7gsd! ogy bi Dirt F-7 a7 Dall B7b9) E47 5 chido p13 SF SBeCIAl - [KEN 2305} LUCY: "Yeah, they're tea.” a Rvs VS.Piano/Conductor ppeeral -(KeN. 1120002) Con it we = gees Ge cath wil hake Ard ety wil flim we ae SS a SSS 3 zs I ‘i x 4 b-dgee. gotatatt = mp : | Bia? we i f= is — ae SSS cette Sc z 7 a ph que Irae Lo. qua dia Yor = baby, Let down.Piano/Conductor DDeCII = (HEV. srewiuoy Gi te clase onda, acta — BE cm pat nica ts BE ao oS 3 x6 35 When your date's in the bath-room, Islip you my card... tell just by Jook-ing thar oF x oy = BFPiano/Conductor | ‘Special - (Mev. 2803} 7 ATempo 2 po loathe 7 ebmtich Fr pid Ko [Dye Big Band Galbd EbmblGe Ft Bb? ea Gatbs) cha? FTES A! 7 Wwe¥ e ze ee Aes oman CS able nireity Pe VORIE, og wfc Art 3 z tell jast by Took-in! that you are es~ pecially hard for met stn Dictated be oe Sera, 0234) 854 FIESPP Ls velPiano(Condeter [4% | SPECIAL PLAYOFF v. 7/28/03, (Rev. 7/28/03] Matic and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchesated by STEPHEN OREMUS cue: LUCY: “And I sure do hope you enjoyed my set." (sree 142) ! Ato Soe ee = i = = => =l 1061 48-602.2003 4Avenue Q iano/Conductor THE BEARS, AGAIN [Rev. 7/28/03] cue: KATE: "h could mean abig career boost!” [THE BEARS Appecr} 1 Beli Tree (down-ward stoke} [Loi 4-802-2008 ga de Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchestated by STEPHEN OREMUSAvenue Q Ia Piano/Conductor LUCY'S MUSIC (Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lycs by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orchestrated by a STEPHEN OREMUS BEAR: "Look who's coming! 1106148-802-2003 43-44g oo [ie | LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT [Rev. 7/1/03] Mesic and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARK Orchestrated by cue: STEPHEN OREMUS ERARS: ‘Moce Drnkst Moce Fant Yay!" Nstast covst 2% 4) Funky Ass Groove ohriy oss t “2 pao ST SS at ter ae eee ? Yxs[- @v8 BF a TH | 4: = aS = = = 1L06148-802-2003 asLand Ae-The Hol Vou Want [Rev. 703) Piano/ Conductor Q oe [a] Ui-dgentilabite- or tihe-ay a a - mir,\ SSS toot as the bal you a Ween jee mkt love | ko nea wean Grats SE ea BAD IDEA BEAR 2 (Female: 7 ‘When yaute Tuk io! lovel eu wuPiano/ Conductor 0 When you're makin’ +20), ad Bb ls x: —*TACET 7 x pune HET hy Aibe-ws el o-rmer! ae Sten oping i Hea gorda Slows ela. muon 2 3 When youye mak Me B pr BEARS: "Louder!™Piano/ Conductor -4- yudl As The Hell Want - [Rev 7/1/03), ayn tanglan onrnncaend, an ed gente Gai, — Pens = == = = a an ee ¥ Pts a’ sowed wo bend at rhe Weve Ne mrmmecim ora apy on , ie = ve os Om a2 2 oe ob bale =. we ogc td = a Ur Wot you and your par. ner ae do ~ in) the mas - ty, Dont be - have Uke youre at Wt we = = et at the bal - let * eo [Row Jedi pide 0% heads dig — war! Up — 9 = Sy e 7 v = = iF aa You can be as ol as he hell yoo wa oer PRINCETON: a ae Lovdl BAS it : PN et Ge =x o- =p =4 7 + aan come; the Tot eat © Yeo Hoo ele rE Lbs nh ¢ {— eg =$ == = SS s a SS = se = = ze = mle 3 3 ae anPianof Conductor : Sheet atee at Land As The You Wa the. 70 He | Hae qedade yudidyen! “Gidea yihew eb a — ee == = SSS See 1 ol ea nl Maes plans ao! You can be as oud as st ae hea vo maked os 2 pee ase = =: : ye 5 oT rp ‘or Main! est, sweet love! xk Ho Hoo Hoo Foo 78 (4) 15°F] Loco v . 2 vmrgeclan-ve-ee-ws, hip - tmeraatarmutely—aartescbtabr= BE" coon te item tp 30k Loud 2s the bell Loud as the bell you want! Ooh £ i $K2|0¢p] 89 Tou dean, vache par, Cuan-drhaye WL AOMO —a clage a SSS == : = havin? fin. Thy ve peace and qu = et when yx So f $y Dot Ht a = = a SSS a a, & - ad ad aati guets | af #2 Bon Ele ES ]—— ov = v a = ———— a Setanta eSPianofConducton ae - Tuk tim dita -cicr — aihar a s Gary: ddinbileL Ee loud asthe ‘bell you | want PRINCETON: BRIAN: pak depibyla te tg cen Atha Uo 2081 Alto Sex GARY ad tb. ear dren UH HUH HUH HUKT UH HUH UH HUH! ‘when you're mk ~ int ARRE BEB WEE {CHRISTMAS EVE: when you're muk-in’ ——lovel Rudder tyes be — ta - coon ‘oud As The Hell You Wart [Rev. 11/05} a al a - worl, a wot pasa, oa | 55 poll you: 0 wane fe && ~ am Ee the = Mel you, Wan tuba Be - ta - ORPiano/ Conductor Loud As The Hell Vou Want Rev. 11.03) 8, sp GARY ad lib Faster, Princeton Blivan, | slow down! This aot a racct jo}Piano/ Conductor ae aad As The Het You Wan - Rev. 03] ee — Smack i lick i suck itt sees toes ck it and lick it and k _— jorPiano/ Conductor fd As The Hell Vou Want (Rev. 77103) 6 WORK YOUR MAMA! Hot murcw pup der oo ALL: me ae E (Oh yeah, thats ict PsHloclyCow Loud as the bell__ you = 103Piano! Conductor ~10= ie Lon As‘Te Hell You Wart (Rey. 711051 f | andes iy = a bans. : i . oe fou got = te loud \ Rae sa ec ae El nce ee __Loud __ss_the bell_—_you Losd as the bell ee em de) fa ruc aa xa{0g) asic ad tates 5 Radedagpe You gotta be loud. ce: Aah ; cot Sse ett jon lr nace tag Han eo at ce! 1M mesa tl dal Loud as the bell yo Lod as the el ou ad a8 ou YOU ghyg, Lewd the hell yt Loud as the hell. \ waarouclas nade dst (Han mu {Me moder ani — ae! A = 104Piano! Conductor =~ Loud As The Hell You Want. Rex. 71103) ae GARY: "Now sats what I'm talkin’ about!" Loud hel you Leva. 7 aron thea BN esexsrone 10S -~ 1206Avenue Q Piano/Conductor LI | FANTASIES COME TRUE CUE: OD: Nicholas, have you been shyall tisume?" (Rev. 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX Orehestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS 9 Manilowesque bilge tom ch omer wonder™ Bey yp a a : - a " 2 ee —— — P Pro} a a a 2 ee : SEE ——— = Apat i = ban nar mi 7 - Pace er me der mi oy yon ae 1 a wen eS 5 SSS =] < a a z — += a | AD tose nights 1 lay in bed Thoughts of you un ning tuough_ 06148.802-2005 107oe pamuastes Woe sue - [REY He veno/Lonductor Jus fey e- nig. mas dey Tans a nes dine im All those years could-wt rend bee tween— * SKIS Bs ~ a-frar he pur Ae qe Mege-, 10.0.0 fe que sie be tines Who'd have thought T. would see. the day whee dear ¥ ape 2 er oorb, do-cr AL & Be easter werae you say what T heard you say And eee Stightly Faster $F OS, | pio "3 2 2 a 4 i -&-tha-me Ler me ‘a 2 u rer gy us W-Ca,, raind. was in your mind vibe. wes Age mn try amy G-O RaPiano/Conductor r ~3- uss Selwnz mi pre Wer rao, dab fueds 2 2 ” 2%, n Fan = ta-sies__ come true___ 104‘Piano/Conductor Fantasies Lome 12ue- Usev. 1120/02) wat 5 : Ridey y Rok cotron por el onciair Alto Se oy ¥ a ra180) de ‘Ano Se FF HoPiano/Conductor >- : BR y ye en arm, -dgi toa ot Pe etd ute eo lived in fan - but soon__ [ered [po ba Tecan +K2(Cise} ae No ue dee a, PRINCETON: wt = tari pours que the time that we've spent i ee. want you to Know Be - K2[cs} ap yy)riano/Lonauetor oH Nr efron m, 2 gar KATE: ° unten TK da sete -ton. Gosh 1 dont Know what great its been, How much its meant : wo ere TIT ot et Let or - = oR mer Mage ds. pate- ga-rty con eo Tm real~ly glad you feel that way reece * eee ~ fie Ao que jana, poe Le Rar qua, itn “ges ton dir conti - Pm a-fid__ that Tike you more__ than Tye ev = ot ‘Hike. a= YU — __| np eteje pote a yee? ~ 9 = ye