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Bratty
Bossy
NOISY
Person Cards
Breathy
Baby
Adorable
The Northwest
Manor can be
found south of
the Eastlings
southeast
Northlands.
Im going to toss
this coin in the air.
When it hits the
ground you are
going to be dead
or out of my sight.
Choose wisely.
Bewitched
Bitter
Bubbly
Buff
I really wish
people would stop
acting like ravens
are smarter than
crows. Ravens
ARE crows. Stop
being bird elitist.
Everyone around
here is so boring.
I mean, sure, who
doesnt love laying
waste to villages?
But does no one
else enjoy the
opera?
Cackling
Anyone whos
taken ranks in
psionics, raise my
hand.
Cocky
Combative
Conceited
NOISY
Person Cards
My little sister is
level 12, but she
keeps insisting we
call her level 12
and a half. Kids,
right?
Charming
Cowardly
May the Great
Dragon Tyrant
bless you with his
merciful wrath.
If wishes were
horses, our armies
world swarm into
the kingdom of
the hated elf. They
would tremble
at the feet of our
mighty horse
golem.
Disgusting
Disgusted
NOISY
Person Cards
One of your
parents must
have been an Ifrit,
because your
body is smokin!
An idiom is worth
one thousand
puns.
Draconic
I am oathbound
to slay thee,
demon. I am also
cursebound to
inform you that I
am a dumb smelly
jerk with a low
WILL save.
Creepy
Courageous
I was once an
adventurer like
you, but then
a skinwalker
hollowed out
my insides and
assumed my
identity. Oops.
Catch a falling
star and put it in
your rucksack.
Forge it into an
unbreakable +3
sword.
Dashing
Determined
Dreamy
Is the child of a
centaur and a
human basically
a horse satyr?
Horsetyr? Or
are they like a
horse minotaur?
Horsotaur?
Equine
Im sorry. The
church of the sun
wyrm considers a
plague of locusts
to be an act of
god, so you are
going to have to
pay the 50 gold.
Enthusiastic
NOISY
Person Cards
Sometimes, I look
at the moon and
wonder if the one
I am to love is
doing the same.
Then I wonder
if they ARE the
moon and I have
to free them. Love
is complicated.
We thought we
could distract
the Litch King
by making him
battle the Vampire
Queen. But darn it
if they didnt fall in
love.
Extraplanar
Dramatic
No, I am not going
to live in a volcano
castle with a
bunch of kobolds.
I didnt spend
eons unraveling
the forbidden
truth to take care
of a bunch of
kobolds.
That girl is
POOOISOOON...
No literally, she is
a golem made out
of living poison.
Dying
Enamored
High
Famous
Flustered
We all agree it
would be petty
to leave Ferrics
body, and sell his
+1 sword, but this
is a +2 sword were
talking about here.
Furious
Gelatinous
Gentle
NOISY
Person Cards
I taught you
pyromancy, not
mumble-mancy.
Now speak up!
Or so help me, I
will find another
orphan seeking
their destiny.
Giant
One time
the kings
quartermaster
said, Have a nice
quest, and I said,
You too. Which
is why Im now a
swamp hermit.
Friendly
Nothing like a
life of adventure
on the high seas
to make you
reconsider your
choices. What
was so bad about
scribing that it
made me runaway
from home?
Oh yeah, well Im
in love with you!
No, I was not
aware this whole
temple was a zone
of truth! I would
like to go cry
behind that altar
now!
Giddy
Grumpy
Half-Elf
Half-Orc
If your God is so
great, then why do
Neutral Evil things
happen to Chaotic
Good people?
When I said,
lifetime supply of
poison, I meant
one dose of
poison. Its not
my fault you have
a high CON.
Thats Zeplatimus
The Unyielding
Storm of the
North to you.
I didnt spend
seven years
battling Gorfo
the unspoken to
be called Mr.
Zeplatimus.
Hissing
Impolite
NOISY
Person Cards
Hectic
Faint
I am not splitting
hairs when I
yell at you for
summoning a Pit
Fiend instead of
an Archangel.
Oh sure, that
spike trap
maintains flawless
functionality for
hundreds of years,
yet the clasp for
my cloak keeps
getting stuck.
Injured
Insane
Inspirational
Intellectual
Nobody asked me
to dress like this;
they begged me.
It makes me feel
like a sexy force of
nature, so you can
leave your hangups at the door.
I should not
have to justify
why monstrous
humanoid is an
offensive term.
Change the form,
or find someone
else to guard your
maze.
And Im like, I
would love your
job. You try and
think of an original
allegorical riddle
every time some
jerkwad decides
he wants to be
immortal.
Lonely
Loyal
NOISY
Person Cards
Leonine
Lisping
Monotone
Oh DISSARM
the trap! I heard
ALARM the trap.
Sorry! You have to
admit though, we
knew exactly when
that axe fell.
Hold my ale, Im
going to cross that
river in full plate.
Polite
Omniscient
NOISY
Person Cards
If my job were
easy, this place
would not be
literally made out
of bones.
Precocious
There I am,
cutting down
dwarves because
they scarred my
mountain, and Im
like, Oh my god,
I have become my
father.
Mumbling
Magnificent
Is that a dagger
under your
cloak, or did
you come to yet
another dungeon
unprepared?
And I said to
myself, Korveth,
that tome of
forbidden magics
is not going to
write itself.
Muppet
Nerdy
Do you want
mummy rot?
Because thats
how you get
mummy rot.
Princely
Uncomfortably Sexy
Pubescent
Oh yeah, well
if the dark lord
wants the head of
the chosen one,
he can provide
childcare while
we sack the
countryside.
Wait, sorry!
That fireball was
maximized, so you
are actually dead.
Romantic
Sad
Sardonic
NOISY
Person Cards
Crimson, black,
and gold can be
overbearing. But
they just look so
evil together, I
cant resist.
Scatterbrained
Is it still racist if
I hate goblins,
but dont get a +1
bonus to damage
for hating goblins?
Rasping
I am not
responsible for
this. Friendly
axeplay is part
of the terms
of service for
barbaric rage.
Now pick up your
leg, and walk it off.
The great
thing about a
counterspell is
that you can
counterspell spells
if they can be
countered.
Shrill
What is one of
the most common
words people say.
Sneaky
Snooty
I wonder how
many jingle
writers are just
mindreaders
trying to make
the world a bit
less cluttered for
themselves.
Dont ask me
why, but a single,
tiny spider in
the outhouse at
night is still more
terrifying than
the highest level
summon spider
swarm.
Shy
Smelly
Shifty
Wed, Bed, or
Behead? The Lich
King, the Great
Dragon Tyrant,
or Jerkesius the
Jerkwad of the
West.
Fire resistant
armor is great,
but you can
only get it drycleaned, because
the elemental
resistance goes
down if the color
fades.
Sleepy
NOISY
Person Cards
Tipsy
Spooky
Teenaged
We should really
either stop
putting people in
graveyards, or do
something about
our necromancy
problem.
Street-smart
NOISY
Person Cards
Were having a
season-finale viewing
party, immediately
followed by a seasonpremiere party. So,
dont forget your
scythe; theres a
lot of corn to get
through.
Tiny
You should be
able to drill down
on summon
swarm spells by
correctly naming
the animal group.
For example,
Procure Paddle
should summon
platypuses.
Squeaky
Sophisticated
This hide armor
doesnt seem to
be giving me any
bonuses to sneak.
False advertising!
I want my money
back.
Stammering
Stoic
Slimy
Proud
Vain
If someone is
revived a year
after they die, is
that year reflected
in their age?
Wacky
Weeping
Well-off
NOISY
Person Cards
Blessings be
upon you. May
you always have
enough money to
pay your rent on
time.
Whispering
Vulpine
Actions speak
louder than silent,
still metamagic
spells. Please fight
more quietly.
Lets turn it up
to the hot, hot,
hottest! Its about
to get cray cray!
Wise
Wistful
Woozy
NOISY
Person Cards
Pretentious
We are quirky
supernatural
investigators
under a geas,
Miriam. If you call
our situation wierd
again, Im going to
scream.
Animal
Companion
Animated
Puppet
Arch Wizard of
the Storm Tower
Archdemon
Ascetic
Baleful
Polymorphed
Wizard
Bar Patron
Bugbear
NOISY
Person Cards
Catperson
City Druid
Con Artist
Cultist
Fishperson
of Dagon
Gate Guard
Gnome
Grand Vizier
NOISY
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Head of the
Palace Guard
Imp
Insectoid
Litch King
Lizardfolk
Magic Mirror
Magical
Trickster
Man in Tux
NOISY
Person Cards
Ninja Assassin
Part Time
Employee
Peasant
Pickpocket
Pixie
Princess
Satyr
Schoolkid
NOISY
Person Cards
Shadow Sage
Talking Sword
Shoggoth
Talking Tree
NOISY
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Shop Clerk
Skeleton
The Ocean
Two Children
in a Trench Coat
Pretending to be
One Adult
Unicorn
Vampire
Werebear
Royalty
Werewolf
Wizards
Apprentice
Woman
Disguised as a
Young Man
Angel
Dragon
NOISY
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