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Ancient

What if water had


a taste, but the
taste was really
just our tongues,
so we had no way
of knowing?

You are already


TOO LATE! The only
way to stop me
would be destroying
the phylactery on
that pedestal over
there. No, the other
one. AHHHHHHHH
HOW COULD THIS
HAPPEN!?

Bratty

Bossy

NOISY

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This forest is full


of many dark and
powerful magics.
Be mindful of your
step. Also, no
littering.

I was once like


you... only more
attractive, better
trained, and not
currently standing
over a pit trap.

Breathy

ICE to meet you.


No wait have
an ICE day! No...
Look, Im killing
you with ice.

Baby

Adorable
The Northwest
Manor can be
found south of
the Eastlings
southeast
Northlands.

Im going to toss
this coin in the air.
When it hits the
ground you are
going to be dead
or out of my sight.
Choose wisely.

Bewitched

I would gladly pay


you Tuesday for a
hagburger today

Bitter

Bubbly

Buff

Please dont step


on the grass; the
druids keep calling
it earth fur, and
Ive been feeling
really guilty.

I really wish
people would stop
acting like ravens
are smarter than
crows. Ravens
ARE crows. Stop
being bird elitist.

Everyone around
here is so boring.
I mean, sure, who
doesnt love laying
waste to villages?
But does no one
else enjoy the
opera?

Cackling
Anyone whos
taken ranks in
psionics, raise my
hand.

Cocky

Combative

Conceited

NOISY

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Folks dont come


round here much
anymore not
since the dead
rose from the
earth, and bought
up all the rental
property.

I saw the whole


thing, officer. The
big guy hit the
little guy. Then,
the little guy
transformed into a
bear, and threw a
barrel at the dead
guy. Victimless
crime.
Concerned

My little sister is
level 12, but she
keeps insisting we
call her level 12
and a half. Kids,
right?

Charming

Yes, feel free to


trample your giant,
awful boots all over
my enchanted glen.
Its not like I spent
hours painstakingly
placing dew drops on
every blade of grass.

Cowardly
May the Great
Dragon Tyrant
bless you with his
merciful wrath.

If wishes were
horses, our armies
world swarm into
the kingdom of
the hated elf. They
would tremble
at the feet of our
mighty horse
golem.
Disgusting

Disgusted

NOISY

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One of your
parents must
have been an Ifrit,
because your
body is smokin!

An idiom is worth
one thousand
puns.

Draconic

I am oathbound
to slay thee,
demon. I am also
cursebound to
inform you that I
am a dumb smelly
jerk with a low
WILL save.

Creepy

Courageous
I was once an
adventurer like
you, but then
a skinwalker
hollowed out
my insides and
assumed my
identity. Oops.

Catch a falling
star and put it in
your rucksack.
Forge it into an
unbreakable +3
sword.

Dashing

Tell you what.


If you take the
enchanted horse,
and the talking
saddle, Ill throw
in these fuzzy
boxes of fate you
can hang on the
horses mane.

Determined

Dreamy

Is the child of a
centaur and a
human basically
a horse satyr?
Horsetyr? Or
are they like a
horse minotaur?
Horsotaur?

Equine

Im sorry. The
church of the sun
wyrm considers a
plague of locusts
to be an act of
god, so you are
going to have to
pay the 50 gold.

Enthusiastic

NOISY

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Sometimes, I look
at the moon and
wonder if the one
I am to love is
doing the same.
Then I wonder
if they ARE the
moon and I have
to free them. Love
is complicated.

We thought we
could distract
the Litch King
by making him
battle the Vampire
Queen. But darn it
if they didnt fall in
love.

Extraplanar

And then I said,


If you want to
see other people,
thats fine. But,
I am going to
encase your heart
in stone until you
give me back my
books.
Dutiful

Dramatic
No, I am not going
to live in a volcano
castle with a
bunch of kobolds.
I didnt spend
eons unraveling
the forbidden
truth to take care
of a bunch of
kobolds.

That girl is
POOOISOOON...
No literally, she is
a golem made out
of living poison.

Dying

Its like my mom


always said,
you can lead a
barbarian to war,
but you cant
make her stop
killing people once
shes raging.

Enamored

Ok, when you say,


a ton of dragons,
do you mean many
dragons, or like,
one small dragon?

High

Famous

Flustered

We all have a magical


destiny. Steve was
orphaned by wraiths.
I have a crownshaped birthmark.
I dont care who
you are, you are not
getting into this club
wearing those shoes.

We all agree it
would be petty
to leave Ferrics
body, and sell his
+1 sword, but this
is a +2 sword were
talking about here.

You can get


the keen blade
without the
scabbard, but
there are no
refunds when it
cuts through your
bag of holding and
youre knee deep
in caltrops.

Furious

Gelatinous

Gentle

NOISY

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I taught you
pyromancy, not
mumble-mancy.
Now speak up!
Or so help me, I
will find another
orphan seeking
their destiny.

I have only seen


a creature as
beautiful as you
once before... it
killed my parents.
PREPARE TO DIE
DEMON!

Giant

One time
the kings
quartermaster
said, Have a nice
quest, and I said,
You too. Which
is why Im now a
swamp hermit.

Friendly

Maybe the real


treasure was the
possible friends we
could have made
along the way. You
know, if we hadnt
killed all those
goblins. What Im
saying is, we need to
learn goblin.

Nothing like a
life of adventure
on the high seas
to make you
reconsider your
choices. What
was so bad about
scribing that it
made me runaway
from home?

Oh yeah, well Im
in love with you!
No, I was not
aware this whole
temple was a zone
of truth! I would
like to go cry
behind that altar
now!

What happens if you


summon a swarm
of spiders in the
spider dimension?
Do the spiders youre
fighting switch
teams? Can you
befriend the entire
spider dimension
with low-level
summon spells?

People tell you


that you dont
want to know
the date of your
death. And they
are right. Its
awful.

Giddy

Grumpy

Half-Elf

Half-Orc

Do you ever look


at the stars and
think, Wow,
there are so many
worlds that will
eventually bow
to me. I must be
pretty great.

If your God is so
great, then why do
Neutral Evil things
happen to Chaotic
Good people?

When I said,
lifetime supply of
poison, I meant
one dose of
poison. Its not
my fault you have
a high CON.

Thats Zeplatimus
The Unyielding
Storm of the
North to you.
I didnt spend
seven years
battling Gorfo
the unspoken to
be called Mr.
Zeplatimus.

Hissing

Impolite

NOISY

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Hectic

Faint

Sure when YOU


sew bodies back
together, its
called stitches,
but when I
do, its called
necromancy. Bias
much?

I am not splitting
hairs when I
yell at you for
summoning a Pit
Fiend instead of
an Archangel.

Do you ever look


at the clouds and
think, Ill bet
there is an army
of cloud people
up there waiting
for us to drop our
guard? We march
on the skies at
dawn.

Oh sure, that
spike trap
maintains flawless
functionality for
hundreds of years,
yet the clasp for
my cloak keeps
getting stuck.

Injured

Insane

Inspirational

Intellectual

Nobody asked me
to dress like this;
they begged me.
It makes me feel
like a sexy force of
nature, so you can
leave your hangups at the door.

I should not
have to justify
why monstrous
humanoid is an
offensive term.
Change the form,
or find someone
else to guard your
maze.

And Im like, I
would love your
job. You try and
think of an original
allegorical riddle
every time some
jerkwad decides
he wants to be
immortal.

What do you mean


you threw away
my bat guano!?

Lonely

Loyal

NOISY

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Leonine

Lisping

Monotone
Oh DISSARM
the trap! I heard
ALARM the trap.
Sorry! You have to
admit though, we
knew exactly when
that axe fell.

Hold my ale, Im
going to cross that
river in full plate.

Polite

Omniscient

NOISY

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If my job were
easy, this place
would not be
literally made out
of bones.

I hate that these


forbidden tomes
never include a
glossary.

Precocious

There I am,
cutting down
dwarves because
they scarred my
mountain, and Im
like, Oh my god,
I have become my
father.

Mumbling

Magnificent
Is that a dagger
under your
cloak, or did
you come to yet
another dungeon
unprepared?

And I said to
myself, Korveth,
that tome of
forbidden magics
is not going to
write itself.

Muppet

I dont envy that


publisher. It is
going to take
a massive ad
campaign to spin
cheats at riddles
into a heroic trait.

Nerdy

Do you want
mummy rot?
Because thats
how you get
mummy rot.

Princely

Uncomfortably Sexy

Pubescent

Oh yeah, well
if the dark lord
wants the head of
the chosen one,
he can provide
childcare while
we sack the
countryside.

Wait, sorry!
That fireball was
maximized, so you
are actually dead.

You are not testing


well amongst
humans, but
you are through
the roof in the
key goblin,
skeleton, and orc
demographics.

Romantic

Sad

Sardonic

NOISY

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If you prick me, do


I not bleed? Well...
I dont actually.
This metaphor
worked better
when I had skin.
The point is: I have
feelings.

Crimson, black,
and gold can be
overbearing. But
they just look so
evil together, I
cant resist.

Scatterbrained

Is it still racist if
I hate goblins,
but dont get a +1
bonus to damage
for hating goblins?

Rasping

I am not
responsible for
this. Friendly
axeplay is part
of the terms
of service for
barbaric rage.
Now pick up your
leg, and walk it off.

The great
thing about a
counterspell is
that you can
counterspell spells
if they can be
countered.

Shrill

Do you think, now


that we use scry
boards all the
time, well arrange
the alphabet to
scry board order?

What is one of
the most common
words people say.

Sneaky

Snooty

I wonder how
many jingle
writers are just
mindreaders
trying to make
the world a bit
less cluttered for
themselves.

Dont ask me
why, but a single,
tiny spider in
the outhouse at
night is still more
terrifying than
the highest level
summon spider
swarm.

Shy

Smelly

Shifty
Wed, Bed, or
Behead? The Lich
King, the Great
Dragon Tyrant,
or Jerkesius the
Jerkwad of the
West.

Fire resistant
armor is great,
but you can
only get it drycleaned, because
the elemental
resistance goes
down if the color
fades.

Sleepy

You know what?


I had the map
upside down. This
is the Cavern of
Pain, not the Cave
of Torment. Sorry,
guys.

NOISY

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Tipsy

Spooky

I worry about the


tower wizard.
Someone should
make sure shes
ok, and that shes
not too lonely.

Teenaged

We should really
either stop
putting people in
graveyards, or do
something about
our necromancy
problem.

Street-smart

NOISY

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Were having a
season-finale viewing
party, immediately
followed by a seasonpremiere party. So,
dont forget your
scythe; theres a
lot of corn to get
through.

John has a cute


butt. Have you
seen it? I assure
you it is very cute.

Tiny

You should be
able to drill down
on summon
swarm spells by
correctly naming
the animal group.
For example,
Procure Paddle
should summon
platypuses.
Squeaky

Sophisticated
This hide armor
doesnt seem to
be giving me any
bonuses to sneak.
False advertising!
I want my money
back.

You look really


cute today; that
color accentuates
your eyes.

Stammering

Do you have ranks


in medicine? I
cant tell if this is
a migraine, or a
psionic attack.

Stoic

Red Lillend, Yellow


Lillend, Lavender
Lillend.

Slimy

Proud

Vain

If someone is
revived a year
after they die, is
that year reflected
in their age?

When life gives


you lemons, kill
the lemons for
their XP. Farm the
lemons.

No, sir. Our farm is


possessed, which
is why the ad
called it a Monster
Farm. You cannot
farm monsters
here.

Wacky

Weeping

Well-off

NOISY

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Youre too late!


The prince is in
another castle.
His lease expired.
Let me get you
his forwarding
address.

Blessings be
upon you. May
you always have
enough money to
pay your rent on
time.

Whispering

How many gourds


could the orc lord
horde, if the orc
lord could horde
gourds?

Vulpine

Ereminta just got


one of those cute
new rounded
horses with the
flower vase built
in. Im insanely
envious.

Actions speak
louder than silent,
still metamagic
spells. Please fight
more quietly.

Lets turn it up
to the hot, hot,
hottest! Its about
to get cray cray!

Wise

Wistful

Woozy

NOISY

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No for real. I heard


the spell Appraise
doesnt require
a pearl to cast at
all. Big Pearls just
in bed with the
Magisterium.

Pretentious

We are quirky
supernatural
investigators
under a geas,
Miriam. If you call
our situation wierd
again, Im going to
scream.

Animal
Companion

Animated
Puppet

Arch Wizard of
the Storm Tower

Archdemon

Ascetic

Baleful
Polymorphed
Wizard

Bar Patron

Bugbear

NOISY

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Catperson

City Druid

Con Artist

Cultist

Fishperson
of Dagon

Gate Guard

Gnome

Grand Vizier

NOISY

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Head of the
Palace Guard

Imp

Insectoid

Litch King

Lizardfolk

Magic Mirror

Magical
Trickster

Man in Tux

NOISY

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Ninja Assassin

Part Time
Employee

Peasant

Pickpocket

Pixie

Princess

Satyr

Schoolkid

NOISY

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Shadow Sage

Talking Sword

Shoggoth

Talking Tree

NOISY

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Shop Clerk

Skeleton

The Ocean

Two Children
in a Trench Coat
Pretending to be
One Adult

Unicorn

Vampire

Werebear
Royalty

Werewolf

Wizards
Apprentice

Woman
Disguised as a
Young Man

Angel

Dragon

NOISY

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