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Becoming
Grandma
The Joys and Science of the
New Grandparenting
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destructive. Did you know that LOL has two meanings? Laugh
out loud is one; little old lady is the other, known in the plural
as lollies. Which is funny because Lolly is what my grandchildren call me.
But most of the grandmothers I met on my exploration said
they felt strong, physically and mentally. Though one did comment, I think I may be on my next-to-last dog!
Does being an LOL mean you bake chocolate-chip cookies
and are otherwise doddering? Or does it mean you went to college and possibly graduate school, got a job, stayed in the workforce and are now a BOTa bright old thingwith power and
influence? More and more, its the latter. As weve had the Age of
Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, and the Age of Aquarius,
there are signs that at the turn of the twenty-first century were
entering the Age of the Grandmother.
One reason is that there are so many of us. Baby boomer
women alone (aged fifty to seventy) are forty million strong, and
the vast majority are grandmothers. It wont be long before more
diapers are sold for oldies than for babies!
Youll notice that throughout the book I refer to myself as a
baby boomer. Well, Ive taken a literary liberty, because technically Im a pre-boomer, born in 1941. But I see myself as a member of the BB tribe: I was influenced by the same music, politics,
and turbulence of the 1960s.
We older women, with our strength in numbers and our MAs,
MBAs, and PhDs, are moving into positions of authority and visibility, flexing muscles no one knew we had. Women over sixty
are CEOs and heads of state. And in our government, look at
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was lacking. But then she realized something else was at play. I
had lost my sex appeal, she laughed ruefully. I came to see that
its primordial. That once a woman can no longer reproduce, all
that sexual tension, the boy-girl thing, goes away. The contest is
over, so men are more willing to take us at face value. She said it
was disconcerting to realize she was no longer appealing in that
way, but then again, her job got so much easier.
This willingness to more readily accept an older woman in a
position of leadership must be a factor in the rise of Hillary Clinton, the poster girl of the Age of the Grandmother. Theres also
this: that a gran carries an intrinsic moral authority and by definition conveys a sense of warmth. No wonder Hillary tweets and
talks about her granddaughter, Charlotte, out on the hustings.
Speaking of herself and Bill, Hillary has said, We just go to
stare at her. It is wonderful and silly at the same time. Practically
every grandparent in the country who heard that thought, Hear,
hear! The experience of having a grandchild is a common bond,
a fundamental human experience that people share.
This new world of powerful older grandmothers is populated
by the same women who were the revolutionaries of the late
1960s and early 70s. They (and I) invaded and changed the
workplace, as the first wave to benefit from the womens rights
movement. Now thirty to forty years later, theyre in the vanguard
of a new revolution, pioneers again, defining and developing a
new way of grandmothering.
As I explored the subject, I looked into the biochemistry of
grandmothers, the history, and the economics. Because my own
experience was based on just two grandchildren, both of whom
are still very young, I went on a gran tour, asking my friends, my
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colleagues, experts and Google to help me understand the emotions, duties and problems inherent in the new American grandmothering.
One thing I found out early is that most grans are besotted.
Just when you think your days of falling madly in love are long
past, you look down at that baby and find yourself in a rapture,
going limp. Having grandchildren is why they say old people are
happier than young people. And why, as my father-in-law used to
say, this is a pretty ol world.
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We live in a culture
of casual certitude.
This has always been the case, no matter how often that certainty has failed. Though no generation believes theres nothing
left to learn, every generation unconsciously assumes that what
has already been defined and accepted is (probably) pretty close
to how reality will be viewed in perpetuity. And then, of course,
time passes. Ideas shift. Opinions invert. What once seemed
reasonable eventually becomes absurd, replaced by modern
perspectives that feel even more irrefutable and secure
until, of course, they dont.
But What If Were Wrong? visualizes the contemporary world
as it will appear to those wholl perceive it as the distant past.
Chuck Klosterman asks questions that are profound in their
simplicity: How certain are we about our understanding of gravity? How certain are we about our understanding of time? What
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the Ethicist for The New York Times Magazine for three years, appeared as himself in
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founder of the website Grantland with Bill Simmons. Klosterman is a native of North
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She had been lost in looking at the apples, her vision gone greedy at the
wealth of them. They were piled and heaped in bins, all the different
kinds: Jonagold, Red Delicious, Braeburn, Fuji, Pink Lady, Honeycrisp,
Winesap, McIntosh, Rome. The names promised an extravagance of
tastes. Granny Smiths were bright chartreuse, Auroras were yellow, and
the rest were all shades and textures of red. Deep and polished, or striped
and freckled with green and gold, or blush-stained. Row on row on row,
all the apples in the world. She was thinking of nothing, nothing at all.
Her eyes had taken her out of herself. And when Bonnie said what she
did, it took an effort to pull herself back to normal conversation.
Who? Jane said. Tell who?
Over there. Dont look.
Directed, then forbidden, Jane managed a sideways glance: A young
couple, eighteen? Nineteen? The boy worked here, he wore the usual blue
shirt and cap and he was standing next to a cart of produce boxes that
needed unloading. The girl was thin, tense, wearing glasses, neither
pretty nor unpretty. Jane saw what had drawn Bonnies attention, since
the two of them were having an argument.
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You couldnt hear them, but it was plain enough from the girls beseeching face and the boys impatience and bluster. Something along the
line of, Where were you last night? And, I had things to do. And, Well,
are you coming over tonight? And, I dont know. Maybe. Maybe not.
Depends.
At least that was what Jane imagined them saying. Bonnie gave her an
elbow nudge and Jane dropped her gaze. After another minute or two
the girl gave up and left, walking fast through the whooshing automatic
doors. Even from behind she managed to look entirely miserable. The
boy called out to one of the other boys working, again something Jane
couldnt quite hear, something along the lines of, You believe that? Yeah,
well she needs to quit doing whatever shit it was she didthe boy getting
louder as he walked away from them, swinging his arms to show the extent of his exasperation and belligerence. He had an unremarkable,
coarse face, and his voice had a braying tone to it, and Bonnie was probably right, he wasnt worth it.
Why are women such idiots? Bonnie said, throwing a plastic tub of
lettuce in the cart. I want to kidnap her and deprogram her.
You could probably catch up to her in the parking lot.
Shell have to figure it out for herself. A few more years of degradation and self-abasement.
That sounds nice, Jane said.
Shut up, please. Im being wittily bitter. Witterly bitterly.
Mhm. Somewhere, she had a grocery list. It wouldnt be much help,
since shed gotten into the lazy habit of writing fruits and vegetables,
instead of anything particular. The kids would probably eat apples if she
sliced them up. She chose three of the ordinary red ones, McIntosh. Separated out and sealed in a plastic bag, there wasnt any magic left to them.
Bonnie trailed along behind her, giving baleful, disinterested looks at
the celery and cabbage. It was all right to ignore her when she got herself
all worked up like this, and in fact Jane knew she was meant to provide
a certain going-about-her-business calm, while Bonnie had herself a little
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tantrum over her latest crash-and-burn love affair. Jane had already been
through the escalating phone calls, detailing the events leading up to the
final rupture, and had invited Bonnie over for coffee and a round of
agreeing with all the terrible things Bonnie had to say about Patrick,
whom Jane had never met. The tantrum could not be taken entirely seriously, just as Patrick could not be taken entirely seriously. When Jane
said she had to get going on her errands, Bonnie surprised her by asking
if she could come too. I dont want to be home so he can find me if he
comes looking for me. Which he wont. So I dont want to be there waiting for him to not come over. You know?
Jane knew. It was hard not to. Bonnie always told her such things.
Theyd known each other since freshman year of college, and there was
still that quality of late night dorm room oversharing, at least on Bonnies part, because Janes life had gotten so married with kids, nothing
steamy going on there. This, at least, was who they had agreed to be for
the last ten years or so, even though by now there was an air of performance to it all. Bonnie was pushing past the age when she might have
been expected to settle down. Instead there were still guys like Patrick,
who was such an amazing brute in bed, but had some issues, in the past
but still the recent past, with substance abuse. You were meant to be
loyal, you were meant to be supportive, but honestly.
Loyalty? Even now?
You could run out of patience with playing your part, especially when
it was assumed you wanted to hear all the lurid, depressing details because your own life was, you know, dreary and conventional, while Bonnie was a grande amoureuse. I mean, please. Patrick had even borrowed
money from her, though Bonnie wouldnt say how much, since that
seemed to be more embarrassing than the sex stuff.
Bonnie said, Is this the kind of occasion when its appropriate to
send dead flowers? I could do that. Hed get the message.
I hope you didnt let him take any naked pictures. You know, revenge
porn stuff.
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No, Bonnie said, but not right away, meaning she had to think about
it. For a moment her face lost its indignant, focused quality and wavered.
Then she regrouped. Not unless he had some hidden camera system,
and I dont think hes bright enough.
Instead of asking why it had seemed a good idea to invest (in all
senses of the word) in a man who was either too dumb or too untrustworthy, or both, for purposes of basic peace of mind, Jane said, I forgot
olives, would you go back and get a jar of olives? Kalamata. Pitted.
Bonnie said sure and sauntered off, and Jane watched her go, thinking that Bonnie should probably cut back on her drinking, it was making
her gain weight. Or maybe Jane should wish that on her.
Jane steered her cart out of the main traffic path and rummaged her
purse until she found the grocery list. If she didnt arrive home with the
right brand name products, her spoiled rotten children would whine. So
that there must be Fudge Stripe cookies and Goldfish crackers and macaroni made with fluorescent orange cheese, and so on. Of course, calling
them spoiled was a cover for her own pleasure in buying such items for
them and satisfying their passionate, trivial desires. It was a Mom thing.
She wondered if Bonnie would ever have kids. She talked about it
from time to time. She hoped to God that Bonnie was using birth control.
And if she wanted kids, she could find a sperm donor, or latch on to the
next incarnation of Patrick and get herself a baby that way. Both of them
were collapsing into their nervous late thirties now. Biology closing in.
They were stale dated. All those calcifying, unreliable inner parts. Babies
didnt just come along when you wanted them to, lots of things went
wrong. Nobodys fault. Menopause would come down like the lid of a box
for both of them, and there would be one less impossible worry.
Stop thinking thinking thinking.
People ended up doing pretty much what they wanted to, didnt they?
In spite of anything they said. Watch their feet, not their mouth. Bonnie
liked her life of high drama and dingy heartbreaks, it gratified something in her and she didnt want to change. Bonnie considered a lot of
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men boring, meaning they werent alcoholic or unavailable or in between jobs. She didnt intend to settle for an ordinary, draggy life, like
Janes.
But it wasnt fair for Bonnie to want everything.
Jane consulted the grocery list one more time. She had procured
fruit and now had to work on vegetable. Something she might be able
to sneak into a plain lettuce salad, shredded carrots, maybe. The kids ate
frozen corn and frozen broccoli with glop sauce. That was all she had to
show for her efforts. Fine. Let them eat cake. Hadnt she set herself on a
track for what shed wanted, hadnt it all come to pass? She had. It had.
Difficult to remember these days, when she was at the service of her family from eyes open to eyes closed, that she had willed it all into being. Her
son was eight, her daughter six. Her husband was a husband. What else
could you expect? You couldnt pick and choose your problems. They
were ordinary too, no matter how exquisitely they pained you.
You had to make your peace with ordinary, since it was most people
most of the time. Nothing more ordinary than this oversized temple of
food, its well-engineered lighting and whispering air and all the buy-me
colors, and her grocery list, now getting grubby around the edges. The
apple aisle was right behind her but she was done with spacing out in
front of produce displays. She selected the shredded carrots, and some
red and green peppers that she might be able to hide in tacos, and then
she backtracked to the liquor section and picked up a bottle of the Frangelico that she liked and her husband didnt. Then it depressed her that
she was attempting the consumer cure for whatever ailed her, not to
mention the expense, not to mention, hello, alcohol, and she put the
bottle back.
All right, enough, Jane told herself, her corrective for useless, fanciful
thoughts, summoning up this droll self-awareness, see how amusing I am
being, speaking to myself as if I were my own misbehaving child. But the charm
was not working. I will not be able to go on. I will not be able to do and say all
the things that are expected of me, minute by minute by day by day, with no end to
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it. I will fall down and not get up again. I will open my mouth and black croaking
noises will come out.
As if the force of these thoughts had literally pulled her head around,
she found herself staring up at the ceiling of the store, which she could
not remember ever looking at with any particular attention, and now she
was surprised to find it so large and vaulted, equipped with all sorts of
trusses and grids and catwalks and spotlights and rigging, like some vast,
mechanical sky.
Bonnie couldnt tell which kind of olives Jane meant, since there were
a couple of different brands, and she herself didnt spend a lot of time
thinking about olives. She took both bottles back with her so Jane could
suit herself. And make a particular kind of face at the inferior olives, as if,
how could anyone imagine her taking such a deficient product home? The
Jane standards were unforgiving and mysterious, and Bonnie had given
up trying to fathom them. Jane cut out recipes from magazines and went
through phases when she tried to get her family to eat mashed root vegetables or grains popular at the time of the Pharaohs, which usually ended
with the kids pitching a fit and getting cereal for dinner instead.
Bonnie had to admit, she herself wasnt much of a cook. Her refrigerator was usually full of hinged styrofoam boxes, the remnants of different meals out. Once in a while she roasted a chicken with lemon and
rosemary, her one foolproof recipe. Patrick was such a shit. And she was
so screwed.
Shed had her reasons for Patrick, the usual ones, having to do with
lonesomeness and boredom and good old sex. And some less usual ones,
like not wanting to give the impression of being so stupidly available, just
hanging around and waiting for the next time.
Not that there was going to be a next time, except you never really
knew that, did you. In spite of all the promises and good intentions. You
set yourself up for the endless possibilities of next time.
Surely he knew about Patrick by now. Let him wonder what she was
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up to. If he ever did such a thing as wonder about her. She was such a
total fucked-up mess.
You did not want to believe that you were a terrible person, and on
the one hand you could list your virtues: kind to animals and those in
need, good sense of humordid that count?positive energy, hard
worker, etc. etc. But the other hand was a big smashing fist.
Bonnie shook her head loose from her crummy whiny downer fest
and looked around to see if anybody was watching her, as if her forehead
was a billboard advertising stupidity and shame. But no one was paying
any attention to her. They milled around, dazed and unhungry, shuffling
their coupons. Whatever else she was, whatever else shed done, at least
she wasnt somebody who thought that pricing value packs of chicken
parts was entertainment.
She started back with the olives. Sometimes you needed to take stock.
Reassess. Do inventory. It was never too late. People did it all the time.
Got over their addictions, left (or joined) cults, rebuilt their credit, and so
on, and she could do that too. And although she had not been thinking
about the superficial stuff, the appearance stuffmore like, the milk
bottles representing souls in the Catholic religion classes, with the milk
gone black and foul from various venial and mortal sinsshe caught a
glimpse of herself in a display mirror that stopped her cold.
What had she been thinking? Her hair looked like ass. Shed gone
red this last time, a considered, middle-of-the-road red, but it had faded
to a pinky carrot color and her part showed gray. There was lint on her
jacket and her shirt gapped open where it pulled across her boobs, a
sloppy look she hated. It was one of her favorite shirts, black, western
style, with an embroidered yoke and pearl snaps. She wore it because she
liked the idea of being a cowgirl, in a humorous, jokey way. And now she
couldnt wear it anymore, because it made her look like, like, she tended
bar in a bowling alley or something.
Her makeup had been just fine when shed put it on. Or had it really?
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Her eyeliner was sinister, reptilian. Thank God the mirror wasnt full
length, or she would have seen what was wrong with the rest of her.
Bonnie headed to the cosmetics shelves, looking for first aid. Not that
she could do anything about the hair except buy a hat. Not that she
wanted to meet Jane at the checkout lane with a box of hair dye in her
hand, an admission of vanity gone wrong. She got out her compact and
smudged some of the eyeliner so it looked a little less like pavement striping. Found a tester for some solid perfume and rubbed it on her wrists.
It smelled like vanilla. Somebody in products marketing had decided that
everyone should smell like vanilla.
Maybe she should start wearing plaid skirts and cashmere sweaters,
get her hair done in a country club bob, wear little gold knots in her ears
instead of gypsy chandeliers. Clean up her act, literally.
Would that help? All this while shed carried on like she was some
kind of female pirate, as if she was allowed her excesses because she was
a creature of tempestuous moods and passions and sensibilities, like an
opera diva or an artist. Except she was not an artist. Had never wanted
to be or tried to be. She had enthusiasms, but no real talents. Mostly she
bought things that were meant to demonstrate her quirky and individualistic tastes. Mostly she had stupid affairs. She was a diva of fucking.
Then, having beat herself up to the point where it no longer mattered
how repulsive she was, she hurried to meet up with Jane, because Janes
husband, Eric, had taken the kids out for some enforced daddy time, and
it would not do to be there when they got back.
Jane was standing in the open space by the deli. She had taken a step
away from her shopping cart and was doing nothing at all, except looking up at the ceiling. Staring, really, with her head back and her mouth
falling open. Was there a bird flying around up there? Something
trapped?
Bonnie walked up to her, checked out the ceiling, saw nothing there,
said, So what is it, huh? And Jane jumped out of her skin, like shed
been surprised in some woodland solitude, and for the briefest moment
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her face was hard and angry and crazed and she stared at Bonnie like
she didnt recognize her, or maybe she did but she hated her and she
knew? Did she?...
The next instant she was Jane again, and she said, in her usual voice,
I never noticed how big this place is. Warehouse big. I mean, you know
it from walking around, but...
Jane shrugged. She didnt seem especially embarrassed at spacing out
and babbling. Its just a long way down, she said, as if that was an explanation.
Dont you mean, a long way up? Bonnie suggested, deciding to play
it wise-guy cool, a sidekick.
I suppose. Jane looked at the jars of olives that Bonnie presented.
Selected one and put it in the cart. Bonnie left the other jar next to a
display of fancy cheeses. Jane pushed the cart forward, then let it go. It
wheeled a couple of feet forward on its own, then stopped.
Hey, Jane? Still keeping it all in humorous sidekick mode, but a little
concerned now. Earth to Jane.
Jane roused herself, caught up with the cart, and attached herself to
it again. Sorry. Sorry. I think I have everything. Now I just have to decide what to fix tonight.
Thats why I dont ever cook, Bonnie said. I dont think aboutmeals
until Im hungry. Relieved that everything was back to Jane-normal.
Maybe Jane was taking some kind of new antidepressant? Bonnie knew
she had prescriptions, shed taken a lot of different meds in the past for
whatever Jane-depression she suffered from. It was hard for Bonnie to
tell what might be wrong because Jane had always seemed pretty much
the same to her and had for all these years.
Although there had been that one time, requiring hospitalization,
which they were careful not to talk about.
But for now, at least, the little spell of weirdness had passed, and Jane
was once again scrabbling around for her grocery list and her checkbook
and whatever else she needed. She was always doing that, making sure
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she had one thing or another, her wallet, phone, keys, as if the different
parts of her got lost in her big mom-style purse.
There he is again, Bonnie said. She meant the boy theyd seen before whod been having the fight with his girlfriend. Or maybe she just
thought she was his girlfriend. He was a jerk. And the girl was one of
those pitiful types. Sometimes you hated people you didnt even know.
Why was it all so important, the endless stupid back and forth that
wasnt even love after a while. Or never had been. The boy was in line at
one of the self-checkout lanes with a bottle of pop and a bag of some
greasy snack food. His face was thick-featured, expressing absolutely
nothing. What was inside his head? Car parts, probably.
Its hard to tell, isnt it, Jane said, nodding at the boy.
Tell what?
If hes worth it or not.
Bonnie shrugged but didnt answer, and they moved to the checkout
lane and waited their turn. They seemed to have arrived there at one of
those cresting times when everybody in the store was jammed together
up front. In the next lane, a little girl about five years old was squatting
next to a display of tiny bottles, each filled with a different flavor of sugar
water, red, green, orange. One by one, she stuck them in her mouth,
tried to pry the cap loose, then put them back on the rack.
The childs mother was busy unloading her groceries, as well as managing the baby strapped into a carrier, and an older boy who was pestering his mother about something he wanted and didnt get. Were you
supposed to say something? Jane didnt seem to notice, nor anyone else.
The child was oblivious, too young to know she was doing anything
wrong. Fine, let it go, let everybody catch little kid germs. Why did anyone have so many children anyway? It didnt seem necessary.
Their line moved slowly. Of course they had chosen the wrong one.
The mother and children moved toward the door in a straggling group.
The woman ahead of them was buying not only groceries but clothes on
hangers, and there was a price check that kept everyone waiting. Jane
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said, You know something? Every once in a while, I mean every once in
a long long while, I get these flashes where I think, this is going to sound
so, anyway, sometimes I think I can see the future. Little corners of it.
Jane ducked her head, as if she was either self-conscious or proud of
saying such a thing.
Really? Bonnie said, meaning, what brought that on? She had no idea.
Jane began setting groceries on the belt, arranging the frozen items
together, then the meat, then dairy, produce, and so on. Uh huh. Out of
nowhere. Very unreliable. But when Robbie broke his arm at school? The
day before, I knew it was going to happen. I mean not know know, because of course I would have done something. Kept him home or told
him to be careful on the monkey bars. It was just this random thought
that popped into my head from nowhere.
Wow, Bonnie said. Thats... She meant to go on, say wasnt that
remarkable, and something about the mother-child bond, but the idea of
knowing the future filled her with an unreasoning dread, as if the future
was a lurking thing waiting to catch you off guard. Why dread, why so
fearful? Why not believe in a better tomorrow, a brighter day? What was
wrong with her? The best she could manage was, Well, so what do you
see happening, Miss Psychic?
Like I said, its not very reliable. More of a, I dont know, like when
you think you see the lights flicker? And you wonder if the powers going
out? Jane put the divider bar at the end of her groceries and smiled an
unexpected, impish smile. Silly! I dont even know what Im going to
make for dinner.
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DeliaEphron
Siracusa is an Italian aria, a Greek tragedy and a modern American masterpiece written by Delia Ephron at the height of her powers. This is a story of
two complicated marriages, one vulnerable child, and a trip to Italy that
changes each of their lives forever. Secrets, lies, love raging, love dying, and
the shame of unrealized potential are exposed in detail under the Sicilian
sun. And, like the Moro blood oranges that grow there with abandon, the
taste is both sour and sweet at once, but the bitterness that remains is not
only haunting but unforgettable.
ADRIANA TRIGIANI, author of The Shoemakers Wife
Siracusa is an unusually crackling, tricky journey into the distant land of
other peoples marriages: their secrets, paradoxes, weaknesses, and pleasures. Delia Ephron writes like a warm-blooded Patricia Highsmith, her storys treachery matched by a deep and easy feel for the various human,
imperfect ways that people find themselves bound together, and sometimes
painstakingly unbind themselves. An absorbing, tense, and original
novel.
MEG WOLITZER, author of The Interestings
Siracusa is dazzling. Here is Delia Ephron with a stunning noir tale of marriage and morality, as two couples tangled in secret longings and betrayals
travel through Italy, along with a gimlet-eyed ten-year-old daughter who
could have been created by Henry James. Beware. You will be up all night to
finish. I was.
MARIE BRENNER, author of Apples and Oranges
The word unputdownable is somewhat overused when describing a good
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is a dark tale with incredibly well-drawn characters. It reveals the slights
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Nicholson Baker has produced both a tribute to and an indictment of American education,
and he has done so with a winning blend of mordant wit and effulgent idealism. He hasnt
quite worked out how to fix the system, but he has diagnosed its many ills and, equally,
recognized how much of value survives even in impossible classrooms with impossible
kids. Substitute is both intimate and inclusive, and it is written with brio.
Andrew Solomon, National Book Award winner and author of Far from the Tree
Nicholson Baker
Nicholson Baker has given us a funny and heartbreaking close-up of life in todays American schools. Nice kids and well-meaning teachers are trapped in a boring, intellectually
stifling system: endless vocabulary lists unconnected to central ideas, writing assignments
that are basically fill-in-the-blanks, constant surveillance to prevent kids from escaping into
video games, pervasive concentration on taking, recording, and retaking tests. Surely we
can do better than this.
Nel Noddings
Lee Jacks Professor of Child Education Emerita, Stanford University,
and author of A Richer, Brighter Vision for American High Schools
Equal parts heartbreaking and heartwarming, Substitute provides an eye-opening
look at the challenges within the American public education system. Rich with
empathy and nearly impossible to put down, Substitute is a must-read for parents,
educators, and anyone else who cares about the future of our children.
Ed Boland, New York Timesbestselling author of The Battle for Room 314
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I told one of the grownups that I was a substitute and asked where the
office was. He pointed down a hall. Thank you for helping out, he said.
I waved.
It was warm and brightly fluorescent insidenot loud. Students with
expressionless early-morning faces were leaning against lockers or kneeling
on the floor going through their backpacks or hugging in corners. One of
the secretaries, a small, pleasant, q
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dress, gave me a folder full of papers and a lanyard with a tag on it that said
SUBSTITUTE, and she took me to room 18 and unlocked the door. It was
a small hot space, with about ten desks, some bookshelves, some cabinets,
and a whiteboard. Taped to the wall was an information sheet on attention
deficit disorder. The walls were cinderblock, painted a cream color.
Here are your attendance sheets, the secretary said. Ive highlighted
the different blocks that you have. All you need to do is mark them absent
or tardy and then have a student bring them down to the office. There
were two lunches, she explained, and I had Lunch B, which began in the
middle of block 4, at 11:49 a.m.
I thanked her and she went away. I sat down at the desk. There was a
SpongeBob jar on it filled with pencils and dry-erase markers, and piles
of student papers and worksheets and abandoned notebooks. A teacher
plump and capable lookingstopped by to introduce herself.
Anything I should know? I said.
There are some challenging kids, because this is all special ed, she
said. But Helens had subs before and it goes pretty well. Im close and
happy to help if I can. She went away. I opened the folder and read Mrs.
Prideauxs sub plans.
Six electric bongs came over the PA system, followed by a longer boop,
and then a secretarys voice came on. Good morning, please stand for the
Pledge of Allegiance. I stood in the empty room, but I didnt speak,
because there was nobody in the room with me yet. I pledge allegiance to
the flag of the United States of America, said the secretary over the
loudspeaker, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under
God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Please pause for a moment
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A huge wave of mud spewed out from monster tires. Oooh, nice,
they said.
Adam, who had chewedup fingernails, showed me a picture on his
iPad of his four-wheeler. It had two speeds. Youre supposed to drive up a
hill in first, he said, but hed had to shift to second to make progress. It
isnt dangerous unless youre stupid, he added.
The electric bongs happened again, and it was a new block. A sad girl
showed up. Shed been crying because her boyfriend had broken up with
her. Rianne hugged her and stroked her cheek. Shamus said, I could put
up my kickstand for you. Then, imitating a teacher, he said, in a low
voice, That is not acceptable!
Ill tell you whats not acceptable, said Artie. What if I whipped
down my pants and took a shit on your grave?
Shamus and Rianne laughed. Later Rianne tried to take a nap lying on
Shamuss lap.
Another teaching assistant showed up for a little w
hilevery young,
arecent graduate of the high school. Hed grown a goatee to look older
than the students. He joshed with the young men about trucks, about
jobs, about snowplowing, and about somebodys older brother. His name
was Mr. C.
When the mudding videos got too loud, I told the trucker boys to turn
them downand they did. They were, in a way, polite. Every so often I
would prod a student to work on math. Math is like my worst subject, one
of them said. Its just stupid. I dont understand it. I hate it. Its a total waste.
But one kid, Colin, with a wavy shock of hair, sat silently the whole
time, earbuds in, listening to music, crouched over, doing homework,
erasing and rewriting answers.
When I stood up, several people said, Youre tall! How tall are you?
The morning went by slowly. My head felt stuffed with cotton balls and
I had trouble sitting up and looking authoritative. There was no coffee
machine, so I sipped a Coke to stay alert. I sighed loudly at one point, and
Clyde gave me a sympathetic look. I hear you, he said. I feel your pain.
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The clock was an hour off because of daylight savings, which had
just happened. Youre lucky you werent here yesterday, said Clyde.
Everybody was grumpy. People were standing in the hallway y ellingit
was bad.
Suddenly the bonger bonged for lunch. By the time I got out to the car
I realized I didnt have time to drive somewhere and buy a sandwich, so I
ate three Blue Diamond almonds I found in my car and drank the rest of
my Coke.
Back at my desk, I studied the sub plans for what was supposed to
happen after lunch. A girl, Charlee, had written a paper, and I was
supposed to help her finish her bibliography, which needed to have at
least three sources in it. She was sitting, staring into space, listening to
music, looking goth but neat. And bored.
So, youre working on a paper, I said.
Charlee nodded.
What about the bibliography?
She sighed.
What are you writing about?
Oh, we had to write about an animal.
An animal! Thats pretty gripping, pretty interesting.
Isnt it? she said sarcastically.
Of course, it depends on the animal, I said. What did you choose?
The wolverine.
I thought that was a shoe, I said.
It could be a brand of shoe, but its a damn wolverine, Charlee said.
Ill show you. She tipped her iPad toward me.
Oh, its a small, friendly, furry creature, I said.
Its like me, said Charlee. Small but hostile.
Artie called out, Girl, get your ass to work!
She began talking to her friend about what they were doing after
school: they both had orientation and training at a Hannaford
supermarket, where theyd just gotten jobs.
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A S T U N N I N G , P R OVO CAT I V E N E W N OV E L
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Pavla is born to peasant parents. Her arrival, fervently anticipated and conceived in part by
gypsy tonics and archaic prescriptions, stuns her parents and brings outrage from her community. Pavla has been born a dwarf, beautiful in face, but as the years pass, she grows no
further than the edge of her crib. When her parents turn to the treatments of a local doctor
and freak-sideshow proprietor, his terrifying cure opens the floodgates of persecution for Pavla.
Little Nothing unfolds across a lifetime of unimaginable, magical transformation in and out of
human form as this outcast woman is hunted down, her body broken and her identity stripped
away, until her soul is strong enough to transcend all physical bounds. Woven throughout is
the journey of Danilo, the young man entranced by Pavla, obsessed only with protecting her.
Part allegory about the shifting nature of being, part subversive fairy tale of love in all its uncanny guises, Little Nothing spans the beginning of a new century, the disintegration of ancient
superstitions, and the adoption of industry and invention. With a cast of remarkable characters,
a wholly shocking and original story, and extraordinary, page-turning prose, Silver delivers
a novel of sheer electricity.
Bader Howar
MARISA SILVER is the author of the novel Mary Coin, a New York
Times bestseller and winner of the Southern California Independent
Booksellers Award. She is also the author of The God of War (a Los Angeles
Times Book Prize finalist), No Direction Home, and two story collections,
Alone With You and Babe in Paradise (a New York Times Notable Book and
a Los Angeles Times Best Book of the Year). Her first short story appeared in
the New Yorker when she was featured in the magazines first Debut Fiction
issue. Silvers fiction has won the O. Henry Award and been included
in The Best American Short Stories, The O. Henry Prize Stories, and other
anthologies. She lives in Los Angeles.
A DVA N C E U N C O R R E CT E D P R O O F S. N OT F O R SA L E .
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her five brothers and sisters. And then, what next? Her mother
would continue: Pretty Agta grows fat as a pig, fat as a cow. Her
little tzitzis, once tender and delicate as meringue, become achy and
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tally of live births, only the infernal squawking of the hens. In
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outer reaches of the universe where all time goes, where all his
unanswered wishes of mothers for their children to be perfect
and to live long and happy lives gather and mingle, making small
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cord is cut and the baby is finally free of Agtas body, every
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given only leftovers, the hardened heels of bread and the tough
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looked at her daughter since that first, alarming view, lies on the
bloodstained bed with her back turned away from the onion bas
Agta does not reach for her. What use are her false comforts?
her milk has not yet begun to flow. The midwife shows Vclav
how to settle the baby with sugar water, collects her money, then
leaves the house in a hurry, not eager to prolong her association
with this blighted birth and damage her reputation.
A day later, Agtas milk has still not come in, but she is not
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wooden spoon when she pees. Returning to her bed, she glances
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too large for her torso, her arms and legs too short. She looks like
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from front to back so that she has to bite down on the handle of a
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cians trick, and that if Agta were to look in the basket, she
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giant zucchinis. Her brown nipples are so thick that the infant
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smelling skin. Every one of my little mice grows big and strong
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rocks the baby against her bosoms that are long and heavy as
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das task complete, she hands the baby off to her younger sister,
Sophia, who diapers the child in sun-starched, wind-smelling
cloth that has just been taken down from the line. It is Toms,
Juditas idiot son, who is in charge of washing the dirty diapers
that are much too large for her tiny body, she is placed in a h
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her little mouse becomes her little rat; by the third, her little
cockroach, a freakish, thumb-sized enemy determined to bring
down shame on the wet nurse and ruin her business.
Enough! she declares one day. She carries the baby from her
house down the main street, stomping past the corn chandler
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package held out in front of her as if she were returning bad meat
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these names that Agta chose for each seed Vclav planted inside
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glorious future for the stubby child they have managed to bring
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glory, Ceslav, honor and glory, and Miroslav, great glory. But
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short of limbs. Her eyes are round and watchful, her gaze both
parents cannot help but feel she can see inside their minds and
that she knows their private and sometimes horrible thoughts.
he will not believe that God intends for Father Maty, who asa
boy did questionable things with the back end of a sheep (As did
you! Agta always reminds him. But I grew up to be a plumber!
Vclav replies) to be the conveyer of His word.
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yank stringy, gray tendons from chicken legs, wring out newly
washed laundry, throttling wet sheets and Vclavs undershirts
in her muscular hands, and make the soap that she sells at the
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bottle in which she stores the poison catches the sunlight and
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and stirs, stripping off her sweater, then her apron, then her
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skin drips with sweat, her arms and breasts and stomach shake
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grasp is this ephemeral cobalt sparkle. Then Agta stirs and stirs
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because with this small, inexpensive effort, her soaps can fetch
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afew more coins at the market. But what she does understand
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old fairy tales as soothing as the bit of worn, soft chamois cloth
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her these same stories, the bit of cloth she kept hidden for so
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though she cannot yet understand it, will remember all her life:
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story she tells again and again, the one that little Pavla, even
Once there was an old grandfather who went to work in his field.
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ground, so he called his old wife. The man held onto the turnip and his
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there. He pulled and pulled, but he could not yank the turnip out of the
wife held onto him and they pulled and pulled, but still, they could not
pull the turnip from the ground. So they called their little granddaughter. The grandpa held onto the turnip and the grandma held
onto the grandpa and the granddaughter held onto the grandma and
they pulled, but still no luck. And so they called their dog. And the dog
held onto the granddaughter and the granddaughter held onto the
pulled the turnip, but still nothing. And so they called their kitty,
who got in the back of the line and pulled the dog, but the turnip
wouldnt budge. Suddenly, they heard a little voice coming from a hole
in the ground. It was the voice of a mouse. The grandfather said, Oh,
little mouse, you do not have the strength to help us, but the grandmother said, Let her help us if she wants to. So the grandfather held
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of her mothers recitation, Pavla sees both less and more, for
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and a dark shape fills it: Pavlas father is home. The tools of his
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trade hang off Vclavs thick leather belt and he jangles when he
gles her little arms. When Vclav notices this reaction, he shakes
his hips again, and to his surprise, his daughters eyes grow wide
and her mouth forms its first, wobbly smile. This is the opening
conversation of Pavlas life and she does not want it to end so she
manifests a noise that sounds like the bleating of a goat.
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Shes not upset. Shes laughing! Vclav says, taking off his
fence that surrounds Agtas garden and fails to keep out the scav
enger deer. Pavla will do anything to keep seeing these teeth and
so she laughs and waves her arms and feels, for the first time in
her life, but not the last, the exquisite pain of love. In a few
years,she will put Vclavs screwdrivers and wrenches and bolts
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secrets. Love letters from mistresses or the bill for a frivolous hat
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Agta cannot complain. Her husband provides a living for her and
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MIKE
LOVE
is a founding member of the Beach Boys,
who began in 1961 and stand as the most
popular American group in history, with
thirteen Gold albums, fifty-five Top 100
singles, and four No. 1 hits. Love continues
as the Beach Boys lead singer and is the
lyricist of their biggest hits. He has received
an Ella Award for his songwriting, and, as
part of the Beach Boys, he is a member of
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; the Vocal
Group Hall of Fame; and has received a
Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award.
JAM E S S. HI R S C H
is a journalist and New York Times bestselling author whose books include
biographies of Willie Mays and Rubin
Hurricane Carter and examinations of
military issues, the health care system, and
global philanthropy. Hirsch won the Christopher Award for Walk in Their Shoes: Can
One Person Change the World?
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CHAPTER 1
CALIFORNIA IS
THE ULTIMATE
rowing up in Southern California, I loved watching the sun descend across the calm waters of the Pacific. I infused its disappearance with something cosmic and mystical. Darkness fell.
The earth spun. And then dawn broke, bringing light and renewal
to all.
Ive tried to maintain that attitude in all aspects of lifeto recall the warmth of the sun even on the coldest of nights. My approach
toward music bore that out. As a member of the Beach Boys, I was
the one most apt to find the positives, the silver lining, even in moments of despair. My parents were responsible for that. They gave me
every reason to be hopeful.
My moms side of the family came from the dry prairies of Kansas, while my dads forebears arrived from the cotton fields of Louisiana. All my ancestors, poor and desperate, were lured westward by
the promise of a better life: flowers in bloom, lush farmland, green
mountains, clean beaches, warm sunshine, jobs in oil, agriculture,
and constructionSouthern California in the first quarter of the
twentieth century. This image rightfully endured for the next fifty
years, hallowed in The Grapes of Wrath, memorialized on film, pro-
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moted on radio and in popular music. That image lingers to this day.
Southern California was and still is a land where the American dream
can become a reality. Yes, those words are a clich, and its easy to ridicule the California myth: from the Spanish settlers to the gold hunters to the Okies, all migrating to what was once known as the maana
country, the country of tomorrow. But to me it wasnt a mythI
saw how much could be achieved in one generation. The big house.
The fancy cars. The nice vacations. All of it, plus newfound respect.
Make no mistake, I wasnt raised at Disneyland. I also saw hard
times and understood how ephemeral, how random, success could
be, and those experiences shaped my life as well. I knew that the
streets of California were not paved with gold, but Ive gone through
my life believing that if you had the imagination, the ability, and
the work ethic, you might find the beaches sprinkled with some
gold dust.
It was a fine omen that my mothers first residence in California
was a beach.
Born in Hutchinson, Kansas, in 1919, Emily Wilson was named
after her mothers favorite sister. But as the story goes, on the night she
was born, her mother attended an opera featuring Glee Starr, so she
gave her newborn the middle name Glee. That story must have been
true, as it prefigured her lifelong devotion to the opera, and Glee became the name by which she was known.
My moms father, Coral Buddy Wilson, was a plumber, volatile
and restless, who traveled far beyond his Kansas roots seeking work
at Army camps in the Southwest while also visiting California in
search of his own fortune. My moms mother, Edith, was Swedish
(I take pride in knowing that I come from a long line of Swedish
pacifists). She was born on a farm and had to quit school to help her
family plant potatoes. Marriage didnt rescue her from poverty, however. With her husband often gone, Edith was left in Hutchinson to
take care of her young family, and Glee, her fourth child, and her
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older brother, Murry, were briefly sent to live with their second cousins. Then in 1924, Buddy sent Edith a telegram, $200, and instructions to take a train to California. Glee was too young to remember
the trip, but her mom later told her how kind the other passengers
werethey pitied her, traveling with five children, and they would
bring food for all of them. The Wilsons settled in an oceanside
hamlet called Cardiff-by-the-Sea, but unable to find a landlord who
would rent them a room, they pitched a tent on a windswept beach
and lived there for nine weeks. That sounds harsh, but the complete
novelty of the ocean provided its own variety of excitement. The
family finally rented an apartment in Pasadena and eventually a
small house in Inglewood, southwest of downtown Los Angeles.
Buddy and Edith had nine children, though one died in infancy.
Buddy eked out a living working in the Huntington Beach oil fields
and later as a freelance plumber. Suffering chronic allergies and sinus
problems, he sought relief by traveling to the desert, which further
isolated him from his family. (When I was a boy, my grandfather
joined us for dinner and used an empty Campbells soup can as a
spittoon.) His temper often got the better of him, as did the alcohol.
He never did strike it rich in California and, betrayed by his own illusions, became abusive, lashing out at his wife but saving his severest
whippings for his four sons. One of them, Charles, was once beaten
so relentlessly that his older brother, Murry, had to yank Buddy off
the boy and temporarily lock the enraged patriarch outside his own
house. Murry frequently came to blows with his father, at times to
protect his siblings. But Murry also inherited his fathers paranoid,
combustible wrath, which he carried into the parenting of his own
three sons: Brian, Dennis, and Carl. My mom despised her father for
his savage treatment of his own family and his derelictions as provider and protector, and her childhood left her with feelings of insecurity, anxiety, and even abandonment. She battled these fears for the
rest of her life. She did, however, have a sturdy role model in her own
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had the ability as well as the desire to pursue a singing career, but she
was also bound by the conventions of her time. In high school, she
met the man of her dreams, a rawboned football player of English
Scottish lineage, and her life took a more traditional path.
My fathers side of the family also looked to California as their
Eden. My paternal grandfather, Edward Felton Love, born in 1894,
grew up in Plain Dealing, Louisiana, a speck of a town between
Shreveport and the Arkansas border that once served as a trading
post for antebellum cotton plantations. After the Civil War, our family sawmill provided the lumber to rebuild what had been destroyed
by the Union Army. The Reconstruction Eraand the liberation of
the slavesdid not come easily to these parts. The sawmill provided
the wooden planks for the building that hosted the Knights of the
White Camellia, a white supremacist group.
Edwards mom died when he was a baby, and not much is known
about his childhood, except the poverty. He often didnt have shoes,
forcing him to drag the logs to the mill barefoot. He moved to Los
Angeles in 1909 and found work at a sheet metal shop. Though he
had only a fifth-grade education, he soon started his own business,
Love Sheet Metal Company, which initially served restaurants but
expanded to Army camps and recruitment centers in need of largescale kitchen facilities and custom appliances. In 1916, Edward married a neighbor, seventeen-year-old Edith Clardy (she was born on an
orange ranch), and their son, Milton, was born the following year.
They lived in a new house so remote that Milt was awakened on Sunday mornings by rifle shots of locals hunting rabbits.
While the Great Depression ravaged many businesses, Love Sheet
Metal survived on its government contracts with the Army and with
public universities, and this gave Milt a stable childhood. He tooled
around town in a Ford Model A, hanging out at Chili Bowl outlets
while earning extra money picking beans in fields that would become
the runways of Los Angeles International Airport. He also discov5
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Medical Center, custom laboratory tables for junior colleges, impeccable sinks for tony restaurants in Hollywood.
All of a sudden, after so many bleak years, the Loves were rich. It
was almost too much to fathom, but it affirmed Grandpa Loves faith
in his decision to come to this state of vineyards, citrus, and endless
shorelines. As he used to tell me, California is the ultimate.
fter my parents married, they bought a two-bedroom home in Inglewood for $7,500. (They borrowed $1,000 from my grandfather,
who later waived the debt.) I was their first child, born March 15,
1941, with my sister Maureen born two years laterour mom subsequently noted that she was in her Irish phase, giving her first two
children M names. Stephen was born four years later. Our house was
too small, so with cash on hand, my parents looked for a residence
befitting their new station in life.
They visited no fewer than thirty homes until they found one in
Baldwin Hills in West Los Angeles. The hills themselves are a low
mountain range with active oil wells and a grand Spanish heritage.
One neighborhood of winding roads is called the Dons, with such
street names as Don Luis and Don Felipe, and I attended Dorsey
High School, whose teams were known as the Dons.
In slick promotional brochures or glossy travel magazines, the
California dream was often expressed through the glory of ones
home, and my parents found a residence that qualified. It was on the
corner of Mount Vernon and Fairway, purchased in 1948 for $40,000.
With doctors and dentists up and down the streets, the neighborhood was nicknamed Pill Hill, but I dont think any of the other
houses had quite the history, or worldly touches, as ours. It was built
by a USC professor and his wealthy wife who wanted accoutrements
from around the globe. So off they went on a three-month journey,
sending back dark red tile from Italy, a stained glass window from
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Jerusalem, and magnificent stones from God knows where for five
different fireplaces. The house had three floors, fourteen rooms, five
bathrooms, and amenities of all kinds. The plush red carpet caressed
your feet. The chandelier cast a soft glow over the living room. The
swimming pool beckoned. We had a winding staircase, a subterranean garage, and a rear sun deck, from which I would watch the
Fourth of July fireworks set off from the Los Angeles Coliseum or get
a clear view of the snow-covered San Gabriel Mountains. My parents
never took it for granteda graceful, Mediterranean-style palace
that reflected the aspirations of an entire region.
We needed every square inch of the house because our family continued to grow. After Stephen came Stanley and then Stephaniemy
mom was now in her sibilant phase, with Stephanie having the added
benefit, according to my mom, of sounding kind of French. Portraits
of all the kids soon hung along the staircase. With our blond or reddish hair, blue eyes, and rangy frames, we fit right in as homegrown
California WASPs. My dad, the stoic provider, woke up at five each
morning and frequently worked the weekends making boat trailers. I
made the connection between his sacrifices and our current bounty.
Love Sheet Metal was so strong that each year my grandfather bought
two Cadillacs, with their wraparound windshields and wire wheels,
and he gave one to my dad and one to my uncle. For a while in the
1950s, we drove a different luxury car every year.
Much to our embarrassment, my mom dressed us in identical
denim clothes or matching sailor outfits, including the captain hats,
and she took us to Fosters Freeze (whose mascot was an ice cream
cone wearing a chefs hat) or, for special occasions, Joe Petrellis Famous Steakhouse (sirloins $3.65). Parts of my childhood came right
out of a 1950s tableau. One Sunday afternoon, my parents took us
to Clydes Corner, a hamburger place in Inglewood, and we saw
Pat Boone, who was already a singing star and whoto my moms
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delightstopped to talk to us. He and his wife, he told us, had just
come back from church.
My parents bought a trailer that slept seven and had a shower, and
we once drove north to Banff National Park in Canada and stayed at
Chateau Lake Louise. Wed eat dinner in an elegant dining room and
then go to another room for a recital given by a soloist or ensemble.
The kids preferred the room service, chocolate malts for all. Our parents also wanted us to appreciate natures beautythe powder-blue
color of the lake, the Oregon coast on a cold, overcast day. Those
impressions indeed stayed with me. We also made frequent trips to
Estero Beach, south of the Mexican border, and spent long weekends
wading into the clear surf, catching dorado and yellowtail and preparing them ourselves. One time on the beach, a young soldado with his
guitar came along on his horse and sang for a few cigarettes. He had a
beautiful voice, sounding very much like the Mexican-American baritone Andy Russell, whose bilingual style had become all the rage. I
was interested in the cute Mexican girls but also in the different language and culture, an early sign of my fascination with ethnicity of
any kind. When a shabbily dressed Mexican trio with guitars sang for
tips in a restaurant, I added an extra part to their harmonies.
I was closer to my paternal grandparents than to my own mom
and dad, and I often stayed at their home in nearby Arcadia. Grandma
Love was classy, educated, and keenly interested in astrology, an interest that she passed on to me. Grandpa Love was the taciturn patriarch whose tough, powerful hands testified to a lifetime of hauling
logs and bending metal. His great passion was gambling. Each day at
lunchtime at Love Sheet Metal, he converted a worktable for craps.
He also had a gambling room in his own homewith roulette, craps,
poker, even a slot machineand he taught me to be a croupier.
Ive always been competitive, a reflection of the home in which I
was raised. My siblings and I often battled one another, never in a
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mean-spirited way, though one time my mom started to call the police to break up a fight between Stephen and Stan. (They stopped as
soon as they heard her voice on the phone.) We were all athletes, including my sisters. Maureen excelled at tetherball, Ping-Pong, and
tennis, while Stephanieperhaps the most combative in the group
broke her leg sliding into second base. Stephanie also had a beautiful
soprano, which reminded my mom of her own mothers voice. Stephen was a football star in high school but was also the most academically driven, his sharp mind evident early on. When he was four
years old, I taught him the different car models, and he would sit
on our front stoop and yell them out as each car drove by: Chevy!
Cadillac! Dodge!
We loved pulling pranks on one another, particularly the brothers. Stan, for example, was two years younger than Stephen, but his
height, even at a young age, made him stand out. When he was five
years old, Stephen and I told Stan that he was tall because he was
adopted, and he believed us. (We tried to enlist Maureen in our
scheme, but she wasnt devious enough.) Stan ran out onto the front
steps and started crying. Stephen and I followed.
Dont worry, Stan, Stephen said. Ill help you look for your
parents.
No way, I said. Theyre long gone by now.
My mom later recalled that we convinced Stan of his adopted
state for two years. I dont believe it was that long, but I dont think
Stan ever forgave us.
Regardless, Stan grew to be six-foot-eight and put his height to
good use, starring in basketball at the University of Oregon and then
playing in the NBA.
My mom encouraged all of us to play sports, but she believed her
primary parental mission was to instill the arts into all of her children, my dad her partner in this task. They required my siblings and
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me to take lessons in music and oil painting; and Maureen, who felt
the greatest connection to her faith, painted a large portrait of Jesus
when she was in high school. My dad had a darkroom in the basement, took thousands of pictures, and taught us photography. Stan
became his most avid protg and took countless Beach Boy photos
over the years. My dad was an artist as well. Driving into the countryside, he would set up an easel and paint barns or landscapes.
My mom liked to say, I feel so sorry for people who dont enjoy
music, and even as adults, my parents wanted to grow musically, with
my dad taking cello lessons and my mom, piano. But it was my moms
passion that ran deepest. She sang in a professional chorus, which performed for church groups and womens clubs, but she savored opera
the most. It had voice, drama, orchestration, and occasionally ballet.
A member of the Opera Reading Club of Hollywood, she would go to
the famous Graumans Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard
and hear an opera sung in English, though she much preferred to hear
it at the Met in its proper Italian. Her four years of Latin in high
school helped her read the librettos. My mom did housework to symphonies, concertos, and operas, which she spun on the hi-fi. To wake
us in the morning, she rattled the chandelier with Enrico Carusos
rendition of Vesti la giubba, Giuseppe Verdis Requiem, Maria Callas, and the Mozart Requiem Mass sung by the Roger Wagner Chorale.
One day, a neighbor walked up the hill to our house and said a
dying woman a block away could hear the music and asked if my
mom would turn it down. My mom thought that was the perfect
way to go.
was ten years old when my mother used the house for her first musical, inviting over about a hundred people for a sing-along. Nowadays, inviting such a number is no big deal, with email and evites, but
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back then it required calling each person on the phone, and my mom
allocated three weeks to the task. She bought sheet music for the participants, who were grouped by tenors, sopranos, altos, and basses,
and the woman who led their high school music department was recruited to conduct them. They sang Some Enchanted Evening and
Bali Hai while using our Hammond organ and Steinway grand
piano to play classical numbers and boogie-woogie. It was the first of
many home musicals, with the kids confined to the second floor but
able to hear every note. My mom also invited the ladies over for fund
raisers and tea parties, in which she would tap-dance, and the attendees became part of my moms glee club.
Musically, it was inevitable that my siblings and I would be influenced by what we saw and heard; the only question was how.
At one recital my parents hired a harpist, which enchanted Maureen. She loved the instruments physical beauty and its delicate, mellow tone, and her fascination deepened when she attended a harp
recital. That Christmas, my parents bought her a $7,000 Lyon &
Healy harp, which would be more than $61,000 today. On Maureens first day she figured out the right hand to Silent Night. She
was nine years old. My dad carried that harp to so many of Maureens practices and concerts that my mom joked he lost an inch in
height.
As for me, I didnt really love my parents music, but the atmosphere made a lasting impression. I had a very clear idea that the
music was not just about the music. It was about entertainment. It
was about bringing together friends to sing and to laugh and to set
aside the problems of the outside world.
The first number I ever sang was That Old Black Magic, when
I was two years old. According to my mom, she taught it to me while
I was being potty trained, which was an odd bit of multitasking,
but I cant argue with any of the results. I apparently sang this Glenn
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the house. In time, I also played some clarinet and sang in a glee club,
but my most important music lessons came from nature.
I went to 54th Street Elementary School, and on my way home
I walked along a small wooded ravine, where chickens roamed, and I
flustered them by crowing like a rooster. I listened to the birds
mockingbirds, starlings, redwing blackbirdsand tried to mimic
their song. The melodious whistles and harsh rasps. The warbling
harmonies and abrupt trills. The scolding chak chak chaks. They were
all singing to one another, just like humans, flirting and preening
and boasting, and I tried to fit my voice right into theirs.
Environmentalism, I think, was just part of the community. I attended Audubon Junior High School, which included a field trip to
the Audubon Society. A grade school teacher had a stack of National
Geographic magazines, which I devoured for stories about the wildlife, the oceans, the planet. Another teacher wrote a book called Gifts
of the Forest, which she shared with us. Insects intrigued me, none
more than the monarch butterfly. With its black-and-gold wings that
resembled stained glass windows, it is considered the most beautiful
of all butterflies, and they flew around the eucalyptus trees in our
backyard. I had a good friend, Thomas Emmel, who shared my passion for this delicate creature, and we spent afternoons chasing the
graceful monarchs with a net, catching them when possible, and setting them free. We read about their remarkable life cycles: how they
would lay their eggs on the leaves, hatch into larvae, go into the cocoon stage, and emerge as butterflies. And then it was all over. The
adult monarchs live only a few weeks, giving us a bracing lesson on
the fragility of life.
My sensitivity to the rhythms of the earth never left me and would
influence some of my future music, but Tom Emmel turned his interest in butterflies into a distinguished career as an educator, author,
and conservationist. Our paths would cross again, much later in life,
as he would reconnect me to the miracle of the monarch.
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Ive always been a dedicated reader and loved literature and languages. As a kid, I bought a newspaper called Elijah Speaks, about
Elijah Muhammad, because I was curious about Black Muslims. In
junior high school, my friend Craig Owens and I did a buddy report on Adolf Hitler, which required us to read Mein Kampf as well
as other books on the Nazis. We did extensive research, and it had a
major impact on me. It was the first time I had ever thought seriously
about mans inhumanity to man, and I had some sense that our conventional institutionspolitical, religious, socialwere no match
against our most violent instincts. These were troublesome and powerful thoughts in the mind of an eighth grader, but in one form or
the other they would stay with me for many years to come.
We received an A+ on the project, and I knew that I was one of
the best-read students in my classmy mom once received a call
from my sixth-grade teacher reprimanding me for reading when I
should have been doing some other assignment. I got good grades in
literature, history, and social studies but didnt apply myself in science and math. I also had a rebel streak and gave some of my teachers
fits. At Dorsey High School, one of my instructors spoke with an
affected air, and one day when he was blathering on about his trip to
the Netherlands, I helpfully suggested to my classmates that he had
visited a whorehouse. The remark landed me in the vice principals
office, for neither the first nor last time.
Dorsey, in the late 1950s, retained the defined sexual roles of the
era: the boys fielded most of the sports teams while the girls populated
the clubs for Welfare, Hospitality, and Hostess. But in a highly
segregated region, state, and country, Dorsey was a racially mixed
stew that I found appealing. The school had African-Americans, Jews,
and Japanese, as well as Protestants and Catholics (we were Lutheran),
and I enjoyed the mix of languages and cultures. To show my solidarity with my Jewish friends, I skipped school on Rosh Hashanah and
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taking classes for the same reason I was, and they provided protection. But I also kept in my pocket a stiletto and brass knuckles as well
as some half-pint liquor bottles. Once in chemistry, I sold shots of
tequila for a nickel, and on another day in American literature, a kid
next to me pulled out his switchblade to trim his nails, and I asked
him where he got it.
Pawnshop, he said.
I pulled out the lean handle of my stiletto, pressed a button on the
side, and out shot the gleaming, straight blade. I started working on
my nails.
Hey, he said, whered you get that?
Mexico.
Okay. Cool.
One day in chemistry, a guy told me, Best not go down to the
head today.
Why not?
Because there are some bad dudes there smoking pot.
I promptly asked to go to the bathroom, and when I got there, I
saw the black guys in bandannas smoking joints. I went into a stall,
took out three cherry bombs, lit them, and ran like hell, with the
three guys hightailing right behind. I was in my seat when the bombs
exploded.
Hey, Love, whatd you do? the guy asked me.
Blew up the head, man.
I sent the message: Dont mess with Love. He appears to be crazy.
Well, I wasnt crazy, but I had these two different people inside
me. I was the guy who loved to mimic the songbirds in a pleasant
voice, and I was the guy who loved to rattle the hoods with cherry
bombs. I was a peacenik and a badass. A butterfly and a switchblade.
Tensions rose at home as well. My mom was overprotective, and I
bore the brunt of her insecurities. She wouldnt let me join the Boy
Scouts because she feared Id fall off a cliff, and she tried to deter me
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had he lost his legs? His deep brown eyes, wet with
snow, suggested some story. But like the others, I did
not stop. The Christmas rush was on, and even though
I was in no rush at all, I picked up the rhythm of the
downtown shoppers. I hurried along. I left the man on
the rolling wooden board and rushed into the store.
I bought perfume for my wife, candy for my motherin-law, a model train for my son and dolls for my girls.
When the salesclerk asked if I wanted them giftwrapped, without thinking I said, Yes, please. But
then I changed my mind. I thought of the man selling
pretty paper. I wasnt much of a wrapper, but I could
figure it out. This guy deserved a break, and buying
his goods seemed like the right thing to do. After all,
it was Christmas.
So with my unwrapped gifts, I left Leonards. Now
the snow was coming down harda rare event in this
part of Texas. The wind was kicking up a storm. The
temperature had dipped down into single digits. It was
hard to see, hard to walk against the howling wind.
Folks were hanging on to light poles and the sides
ofbuildings. Looking around, I couldnt see my man.
Where had he gone? Maybe hed moved on. Battling
the wind, I circled all the way around Leonards enormous complex. I went up and down the block two,three,
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Pour Me a Life is an unapologetically honest, raw, and often harrowing account of the life of a man
who, up until now, we only thought
we knew. Here is A.A. Gill at his best.
A real-life Bright Lights, Big City.
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Rules
for Others
to Live By
comments &
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tony awardwinning author of take me out
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(19322003) was
an American icon and country music superstar.
He performed everywhere from Folsom State
Prison to the White House. In 1980 he became
the youngest living person to be chosen for the
Country Music Hall of Fame; he was inducted
into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in
1977, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1992,
and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame in 2010. A
recipient of the Kennedy Center Honors as well
as the National Medal of Arts, he won nineteen
Grammy Awards, four of them posthumously.
is the author of
twelve collections of verse, including Moy Sand
and Gravel, for which he won the 2003 Pulitzer
Prize for Poetry. He is Howard G. B. Clark Professor at Princeton University, and between 1999
and 2004 he was Professor of Poetry at Oxford.
Since 2007, Muldoon has been poetry editor of
The New Yorker. He is a Fellow of the Royal Society for Literature and of the American Academy
of Arts and Letters.
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FO R EVER
PA U L M U L D O O N
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Forever
Words
The Unknown
Poems
JOHNNY C ASH
Edited by Paul Muldoon
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FOR E WOR D:
R E DE MP T IONS
My father had many faces. There was much that made up the man.
If you think you know John R Cash, think again. There are many
layers, so much beneath the surface.
First, I knew him to be fun. Within the first six years of my life,
if asked what Dad was to me I would have emphatically responded:
Dad is fun! This was my simple foundation for my enduring relationship with my father.
This is the man he was. He never lost this.
To those who knew him wellfamily, friends, coworkers
alikethe one essential thing that was blazingly evident was the
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wise defined at the end of his life by the loss of my mother, June
Carter. When she passed, their love was more beautiful than ever
before: unconditional and kind.
Still, it could not be said that any of thisdarkness, love, sadness, music, joy, addictionwholly defined the man. He was all of
these things and none of them. Complicated, but what could be
said that speaks the essential truth? What prevails? The music, of
course... but also... the words.
All that made up my father is to be found in this book, within
these forever words.
When my parents died, they left behind a monstrous amassment of stuff. They just didnt throw anything away. Each and
every thing was a treasure, but none more than my fathers handwritten letters, poems, and documents, ranging through the entirety of his life. There was a huge amount of paperhis studies of
the book of Job, his handwritten autobiography Man in Black, his
letters to my mother, and those to his first wife, Vivian, from the
1950s. Dad was a writer, and he never ceased. His writings ranged
through every stage of his life: from the poems of a naive yet undeniably brilliant sixteen-year-old to later comprehensive studies
on the life of the Apostle Paul. The more I have looked, the more
Ihave understood of the man.
When I hold these papers, I feel his presence within the handwriting; it brings him back to me. I remember how he held his pen,
how his hand shook a bit, but how careful and proud he was of his
penmanshipand how determined and courageous he was. Some
of these pages are stained with coffee, perhaps the ink smudged.
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When I read these pages, I feel the love he carried in those hands.
I once again feel the closeness of my father, how he cared so deeply
for the creative endeavor; how he cared for his loved ones.
There are some of these I feel he would have wanted to be
shared, some whose genius and brilliance simply demanded to be
heard. I hope and believe the ones chosen within this book are
those he would want read by the world.
Finally, it is not only the strength of his poetic voice that speaks
to me, it is his very life enduring and coming anew with these writings. It is in these words my father sings a new song, in ways he has
never done before. Now, all these years past, the words tell a full
tale; with their release, he is with us again, speaking to our hearts,
making us laugh, and making us cry.
The music will endure, this is true. But also, the words. It is ultimately evident within these words that the sins and sadnesses have
failed, that goodness commands and triumphs. To me, this book is
a redemption, a cherished healing. Forever.
John Carter Cash
35,000 feet above western Arkansas, flying east...
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