FORMAL REPORT HRC DAY 1

AGENDA: THE QUESTION OF MIGRANTS AROUND THE WORLD

The world today is plunging into chaos and destruction. The major
powers playing politics instead of keeping humanitarian rights as
first priority. The first day starting with a discussion on the status of
the refugees.
USA opening up with the values they stand for and sticking to the
strict vetting procedure and unwillingness to accept refugees within
their homeland. India opening up to all refugees and helping them
out in any way, while Saudi makes a contradictory statement by
standing for humanitarian rights as opposed to their very subtle
Sharia law. Syria being mid crisis, probably the messiest crisis the
world has seen, had different opinions and suggested we have
solutions with long term goals and pleaded the other countries to
take in the Syrian refugees all around the world to help them have a
better future as opposed to no future in their war-torn nation.

Switzerland suggested a solution explaining how Brazil introduced

Humanitarian visa to the people from Haiti after the Hurricane
destruction. Belgium stating that a few refugees owe their alliance
to Islamic States brought up Brussels airport attack. The migration
crisis is being used as Trojan Horse by Islamic state to enter Europe
and other nations and hence a few delegates agreed on a strict
vetting procedure. International powers should work together to
stop the raging war and help with resettlement along with keeping
buffer zones for UN peacekeepers. With overseas oil interests of the
USA and proxy wars being waged, refugees are the collateral
damage.

A Moderated Caucus on repatriation and Illegal immigrants in

session,
Where the delegate of Tunisia proposed temporary citizenship until
they contribute to the economy in some way or the other. Georgia
brought up the crass issues of fleeing prosecution and violence and
proposed solve internal conflicts before repatriation.

Syria retaliated to bring to notice repatriation isnt the solution, and

Syria is a prime example. Switzerland mentions that the average
age of migrants is 38.4 years, which increases the working
population and old age dependency as well.
The delegation of Mexico voiced for an orderly repatriation, along
with welfare of minor and illegal migrants.

INFORMAL REPORT HRC DAY 1

Lighter moments of the conference:
- We start off with an introduction and we found out theres a lot
of talent in the committee this year. We have a national level
boxer, a blogger, a girl whos into football, a man whose
hobby includes counting cards and memorizing books and
finally just a couple of 9gaggers.
- Would someone please give Mexico some money so that they
would stop smuggling operations EB
- Raise your damn placards EB for Motion of Entertainment

Some chits:
- Name 5 players from the Portugal football team except C.
Ronaldo Hungary to Portugal
- Delegate opposing influx of migrants, dont forget that your
watchman is NEPALI - Belgium
- Dare you to casually stroke Chinas hair Russia to Gambia

Motion of entertainment:

Fishbowl:
- .. -To the Chair, John Cena
- RGIT is one big orgy
- Hungary is a pedophile
- Uncle Sams haircut sucks
- You da Bomb. No, you da bomb Compliment in the west,
argument in the Middle east.
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GSL
Bolivia Mexico the worst country for immigrants. Racism,
Extortion and harassment by police. Mexico proposing a wall
to block South America.

Moderated Caucus (Solutions for the crisis)

Syria Asylum system in all EU countries at same standards.
The member nations shouldnt keep ignoring. Enhancing
corporation and coordination between all member nation.
Switzerland Lebanon, banking card 150 dollars per month at
150 stores. Economically sound nation giving funds.
Venezuela Temporary visa.
Botswana Prevent weapon selling, prevent exploitation of
refugees in camps.
Iraq Accelerating vetting procedure.
Congo Change stereotypes.
Philippines Strength labor markets, skill recognition and
approving foreign educational qualification.
Palestine Opening up safe routes, rehabilitation.
India Stop conflicts, long term economic development,
enshrine freedom.
Belgium Educating minors.
Kenya Extracurricular skill building to develop inter personal
skills.
Paraguay Good governance in host countries.

Crisis
Confidential talk between Bashar and Putin, Russia has
planned to be more aggressive and launch ICBMs
Air bus 853 migrants from Turkey to Dallas (Molotov cocktails
and shots), Texas, Migrants from Germany are escorted to by
ship to Stockholm, Sweden (Swedish officials refuse to accept
immigrants)

Moderated Caucus (Discussing the update)

 Bolivia ADHOC committee to start extreme vetting migrants.
Georgia Humanitarian aid is not the first preference but
rather proxy wars.

Moderated Caucus (Solutions to update)

Tunisia Moderate vetting through ADHOC.
Hungary Buffer Zones.
Bangladesh-Idea on vetting is flawed and should be shelled;
No need of extreme wetting process; negative stereotyping of
migrants can be removed if efforts are taken
Swiss- In Russia kids were integrated with families with
cultural backgrounds closer to theirs which in turn helped to
avoid PTSD
Venezuela- Stop blaming refugees for economic and social
problems. Most countries agreed to protect refugees since
1951. Adopting extremist views wont solve anything.
Syria Common Asylum regulations.
Burundi - Destruction of surplus weapons.
India Attack on Trumps policy.
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Lighter moments of the conference:

Some chits:

- Hungary extends a hand to Syria to accept Refugees after

extreme vetting and offers them Blue collar jobs, Syria gets
aggravated and points out how the relationships between
them has soured after tear gas and water cannons were used
against the refugees.
- Syria is thankful to Jordan for its efforts in resettling refugees,
but asks them to increase their investment in resettling the
refugees.
- Belgium Switzerland, Can I get a 4g Hotspot? (Switzerland
is the Airtel 4g girl lookalike FYI)
- Jet fuel does not melt steel beams
- USA is HRCs Sonam Kapoor
- Could the delegate of Mexico arrange for nachos during the
tea break.

Motion of entertainment:
Fishbowl (again)

- Good to see Elton having worked this year

- I think the delegate of USA is whiny, narcissistic, self-
indulgent and he lives by a simple philosophy Gimme that.
Its mine.
- The OC girls are cute.