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being to replace selected professors begin- board cutout of President G.P. Bud Pe-
ning in Fall 2017. Professors who opt-in to terson may be used to replace a human.
If you or a loved one is the program will no longer have to physi- The cutout will move its mouth along with
a Public Policy student at cally attend lectures, which will now be Jills speaking in order to make up for the
Tech, you may be entitled led by the IBM-powered Watson TA ap- lack of human interaction.
to financial compensation. plication. Tech administration hopes this Tech as also begun developing an in-
Mesothelioma is a rare will allow classes that are taught by un- ternal program that may lead to students
cancer linked to asbestos willing lecturers will at least have a profes- in the College of Computing being placed
exposure. Exposure to as- sor who shows up to class every day. into overflow classes which will auto-gen-
bestos in the Navy, ship- Tech officials first took note of profes- erate when waitlists inevitably fill up.
yards, mills, construction sors who would rather do research than Because the College of Computing al-
occupation or the D.M.
teach when a throwaway account on the ready has a negative number of available
Smith building may put
you at risk. Tech subreddit, /r/gatech, complained staff members, all overflow classes will be
A class-action lawsuit about their professors seeming uncaring- taught by Jill Watson using speech sam-
is currently in the works, ness towards their class. The user com- ples of Dean Zvi Galil.
to be filed against Tech. plained that their professors only cared There will also be a small cardboard
Near-constant exposure about research and that they deserved head of a random College of Computing
to asbestos in the build- professors who actually care about their lecturer placed at the front of any such
ing the second-oldest students, like at liberal arts universities. classes.
on Techs campus, as An unnamed official said that Tech SMART TA Professors may sign up for the Jill
well as to black mold and takes these comments very seriously, Maybe one day in the future we can get Planktons lover Kar- Watson lecturer program by sending a
varying states of mildew
since the CIOS is regarded almost uni- en to come visit Tech and teach a course here. You go Karen! handwritten letter to Bud Peterson, as
have ensured that all but
versally as a tool people only use when well as any course materials they want the
one Public Policy student
in the programs history has they are really desperate for extra credit. had at least 20 upvotes, so we made sure student-professor interaction that is key lectures to follow.
contracted some form of The results are almost entirely useless and we addressed the problem immediately. to the collegiate learning process, hu- If these materials are not provided,
mesothelioma, lung disease we mostly use them for kindling when we To ensure that students who are en- man surrogates will stand at the front of Jill will make a course plan herself using
or internal decay; the sole have bonfires. Reddit, on the other hand, rolled in classes taught by Jill Watson the classroom holding a speaker while Google searches of key topics from the
student who has not been is a serious forum of discussion. This post do not lose out on the crucial element of Jill teaches the class and answers student courses catalog page.
affected is a double-major in
Computer Science, and has
simply escaped this call of
the Reaper as a temporary
respite from the pain inflict-
Baby Sized Burritos Bust On To Campus
ed by his academic choices.
After weeks of false starts and buildup, Chipotle has
Current Policy stu-
dents are advised to con- finally opened in the first floor of the Student Center.
tinue attending classes and Though the opening was delayed, the grand opening
meetings in the building, March 30 drew a large crowd. The line zigzagged through
which has been next on the Student Center and out by the Campanile, putting
the docket for renovations Panda Express infamous lines to shame. The Chipotle
since 1924. During this manager said he had only seen lines of this size during
academic year, there has Halloween, when dressed up customers get free burritos.
been only one ceiling col- The process of opening a Chipotle on campus was
lapse in D.M. Smith, in the spurred by a petition with thousands of signatures. The
basement lounge area last
petition argued that the Howell Mill and Ponce locations
fall when particularly wet
ceiling tiles crumbled and are not convenient to students without cars, and the de- CHIPOTBAE
dumped toxic water onto livery fees in the myriad of apps that can bring Chipotle Students are looking forward to having a new Chipotle on campus because who
recently-occupied seating to your door (or Clough) are too expensive. doesnt like Chipotle? Its way better than Willys could ever be. Just so you know.
below. Administrators hail Plus, students want better options in the interim of
this unprecedented lack of student center renovation. After the petition was submit- marched along the line of future Chipotle customers. ed anonymity, claimed that she did not even notice the
collapses as proof that D.M. ted to Chipotle corporate and the Student Center plan- Carrying signs that read Stop Gentrification Now!, protestors. When their position was explained to her, she
Smith is beginning to repair ning committee, the two organizations worked on the the impassioned students made their message clear by seemed apathetic.
itself and may not require drawn out process of getting the restaurant approved. also chanting that phrase. One protester, who requested Now I can get a burrito the size of a baby without
further renovation for an- The original goal was a December 2016 opening, anonymity, explained that the price of adding avocado leaving campus and taco bell was trash, she proclaimed.
other hundred years.
which was pushed to February 2017, and then to the end at Chipotle is the price of an entire burrito at Taco Bell. Despite divided opinions on the new establishment,
Litigation from a 2006
of March. The director of the student center said that de- Some students couldnt even afford to eat at Taco the manager expects that the protests will die down rela-
case regarding chalk lung
in alums of the Public Pol- spite the hurdles that had to be overcome, we are happy Bell. This is just another in a long string of attacks against tively quickly.
icy program remains ongo- to be giving students what they really want right now. economically disadvantaged people at Tech and in the At- Tech kids seem pretty disinterested in political mat-
ing, with the prosecuting However, not all students seem to want a Chipotle lanta area, they lamented. ters, so we expect to win people over with our tasty food.
group of alumni represent- on campus. The new restaurants location has been con- The majority of people in line were wearing head- In fact, we might expand to Tech Square in the future.
ing themselves one of tentious as it opened in the space formerly occupied by phones and stared at their phones to avoid confronting People dont even remember when that area was sketchy,
whom having obtained the Taco Bell. On opening day, a small throng of protesters the protesters. One Chipotle customer, who also request- so we should be good, she laughed.
Law, Science, and Technol-
ogy minor and all of whom
were immediately employed INSIDE THE ISSUE
with Deloitte upon gradua-
tion allegedly coughing
up clouds of chalk dust to This year, the Technique, wanted layout from 50 years ago and in- The President of the United States starts reading the
this day. It remains to be to do something a little different corporate elements of the paper
seen whether their calls for
Technique for his news
with our April Fools Issue than from that time. We had a blast
at least one actual white- Useful Information .................... -1 Surviving an Apocalyps ........ 200
we have in the past. Instead of making this issue and hope you
board, for the love of God Money Can Buy Happiness ..... 2 How To Life ................................ 7
will ever be implemented in making a spoof with our current all have a great time reading it.
Understanding Kanye .............. 5 Winning the Lottery ..................32
the building. layout we chose to bring back a #thisisnotfakenews
AF2 THE TECHLIQUE SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2017
The
The TECHLIQUE
The Buzz On Spring Fashion
THE SOUTH S MOST TURNT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER
RANDALL FLAGG PENNYWISE Nothing says Spring in Georgia Next are the shoes. I recommend shoe chosen. Just remember to stick to a
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor like a morning temperature of 40 and an some nice Toy Story Old Skools from white, green, purple, blue color scheme.
afternoon temperature of 80, so lets ex- vans. Designed perfectly for this outfit Finally, theres the quintessential
ANNIE WILKES THE CRIMSON KING JACK TORRANCE plore the perfect ensemble for the typi- in mind, the shoes tie everything togeth- piece, the Buzz Lightyear jacket. Perfect
News Editor Opinions Editor Sports Editor
cal spring day. Starting off, for the many er perfectly. These run at $70, which in for a typical Spring day in Georgia, the
CUJO MARGARET WHITE KURT BARLOW on Tech campus who go into a lab every the grand scheme of things is good for jacket is light enough to be worn in some
Life Editor Entertainment Editor Web Developer day, a nice breathable pair of jeans or shoes. If youre looking to spend more heat, but heavy enough to brave the low-
khakis is what you should be looking at. money, custom shoes such as NikeiD er temperatures of the early mornings.
SAMUEL NORTON WILLIAM WHARTON ATROPOS To those who dont have to be wear- can bring the perfect style along with The jacket is the key that unlocks this
Photo Editor Design Editor Layout Editor ing long pants, shorts are most likely a more athletic feel depending on the outfit, sending it to infinity and beyond.
your best option. One faux pas I see
BLAINE THE MONO HE WHO WALKS GREG STILLSON many students making is wearing cargo
Online Editor BEHIND THE ROWS Head Copy Editor shorts. Not only do you not need that
Editor Emeritus many pockets, the extra fabric can lead
to extra heat and chaffing.
Now onto the meat of this outfit: lets
Free Chegg Accounts For All start with a nice Buzz Lightyear t-shirt
from the Disney Store. Both fashionable
and cheap, the shirt runs at about $30
The Tech administration has finally heard the cries and pleas of students and have depending on your size. Moving on, a
decided to alleviate some of the stress that students face. As of next year, Tech has far too understated part of every outfit is
pledged to provide each and every student on campus a free Chegg account. Many the socks. For this, I suggest a green or
undergraduate students are overjoyedby this news because it would mean that there purple for the primary color of the sock
wouldnt be as many late nights and students can go to sleep and never involuntarily with the one that isnt primary being an
have to see the sunrise. accent along with blue. In my case, I like
Grad students, however, are not pleased by this news. We dont want our student a nice pair of green socks with purple
activity fee to go towards this useless resource, Grey Juate a graduate Civil Engi- polka dots, but any sock with the gen-
neer commented. eral green, purple, blue color scheme
Undergraduate students do not seem bothered by the displeasure of the graduate works. For this pair, youll have to shell
students as they are celebrating the good news. out a little more than your average pair
of white tube socks with pairs running
Lettuce Club Gets A Rival from $7.99 to $12.00. However, the qual-
ity and style are well worth the money.
With the excitement from the annual Lettuce Club competition dying down, a
new club has emerged on campus to steal their thunder. Broccoli club has started
Tech Ratio Flips For The First Time;
preparations to crown a new Broccoli Boy. This will be the first Broccoli Boy to grace
Techs campus.
Were really excited for this year. Well, its our first year, but its going to be re-
Not prepared to handle these changes
ally big, said Bruce Verdura, the co-founder of the club. We came up with the idea
all on our own. Its just a bunch of bros, so we figured why not bro-ccoli? On one fateful evening earlier this Students report that Professor Jacobs volume of sanitary pads and tampons
Verdura cites the recent popularity surge of speed eating as one of the reasons he week, as students were being admitted required female students in his classes that are sure to cause dumpsters to over-
and Cole Groente founded the club. The two met when they both ordered the same off the waiting-list, one admissions of- to sit in the back and wear large hats so flow. The waste company that Georgia
thing at Blue Donkey and got their orders mixed up. They were fast friends and de- ficer named Roger Rogers discovered that their male counterparts would not Tech had previously used has broken
cided to do something bigger than themselves. that he had accidentally admitted more get distracted. their contract as well.
Theres something about coming together once a year that really fosters a close females than males into the incoming Many male students are extremely Women on campus also had a lot
sense of community for us. We want to get as many people as possible. We want to freshman class. unhappy with the decision as well. They to say about the increase in students of
make this bigger than last year, well, bigger than any other similar campus events, After waiting to see whether or not are using Facebook to organize a soli- their own gender. One fourth year tear-
said Groente. he would be struck down by lightning darity rally for the men of Georgia Tech. fully hugged her friend and was heard
Verdura and Groente declined to comment on Lettuce Club as a possible immediately, Rogers went to his supe- The rally will take place in front of the exclaiming, It really is true. Girls go to
influencer.What we do is unique. No one else is eating heads of broccoli. Were get- rior to report his grave mistake. Rogers Campus Recreation Center, the manli- college to get more knowledge. Boys go
ting ahead, said Verdura. was fired immediately. In the few days est place the group could think of. They to Jupiter to get more stupider.
Verdura and Groente are both looking to become Techs first Broccoli Boy. The since the ratio flip was announced to fac- plan to sit in front of the building doors The Womens Resource Center is
title goes to whomever can eat a head of broccoli in the shortest amount of time. The ulty, a mass exodus of male professors and block any women from entering. preparing for a record number of ap-
competition will exclude females for the time being so that the group can maintain has occurred. Most of these professors We deserve one last safe haven, pointments in the coming years. They
their bro-broccoli image. have taught at Georgia Tech since the said Caleb Miner, with tears running also hope to expand Womens Health
Its all friendly competition. But Im going to win. Broccoli Boy is right up there first female student attended, and have down his face. into the rest of Stamps.
next to Barnacle Boy alphabetically and based on level of prestige, said Groente. been unhappy about the estrogen in their Expressing an unpopular opinion, In response to all the madness, Pres-
Verdura added, This is gonna be my year. I know the competition will be tough classrooms ever since. several brothers of ACO (Apple Cow ident Peterson released a statement via
but I can eat broccoli like nobodys business. I was surprised when they started Orange) insisted that the ratio flip would e-mail to students on Friday, March 31.
The pair are currently unsure of where funding is going to come from or of the admitting females to our Institute, said give them more hotties on Wet Friday. We understand that this switch in
finalized date for the competitive eating competition. They expect to have a Facebook Wendel Jacobs, an ECE professor. I Other fraternities worry their yearly the ratio is against tradition, President
page up later this week to help spread the word. didnt know girls were that smart. And tradition may turn into run-out-of-the- Peterson said. We are working with
Once the Broccoli Boy has been crowned, there are talks of competing with the now, I can just imagine that girls will roses if too many women attend. USG to correct the situation and are
Lettuce King. They would competitively eat both broccoli and lettuce and see whos start wanting to play football and drive Maintenance is also having to considering forcing some students to
who when it comes to speed eating those healthy green vegetables. cars too. scramble to prepare for the increase in transfer to u(sic)GA.
SATURDAY, APRIL 1, 2017 THE TECHLIQUE AF3
Campanile To Be Shut
Down Forever and Ever
Due to water conservation concerns, the administration has decided to perma-
nently turn off the Campanile fountain. When every seat in the student center is full,
the Campanile can be counted on to provide seats in direct sunlight and covered in
pollen. At the end of last semester, the fountain was turned off to avoid the water
freezing. Many students thought the fountain would return with warm weather.
Some students hypothesize the fountain will turn on once construction finishes
up. Others applaud the school for conserving water. Yeah, its an iconic piece of
Techs campus, but weve already got plenty of pictures of it. We need a bigger student
center more, said Jessica Taylor, second-year CE.
Other students miss the fountains happy spray. I like the gentle spitting of the
Campanile on my legs and arms. Plus the sound of the water drowns out other stu-
dents conversations. What am I supposed to do illegally after graduation now? Steal
the T? said Elizabeth Maria, fourth-year ME.
The money saved from turning off the water will be added to an account to help
fund the student center expansion project, which will eventually replace the Campa-
nile with student organization office space.
LIFE ENTERTAINMENT
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ach week , this sec tion of INDONESIAN CULTURE NIGHT order to highlight Jewish culture students pitch their ideas to angel
Techs chapter of the Ameri- for the Tech student body. They investors in Atlanta.
News will include coverage
can Georgia Techs Indonesian applied for funding to pay for Ko-
of different aspects of bills Student Association applied for sher Israeli food, a WREK Radio SHOW ME THE MONEY!
and resolutions that have passed funding to host their annual In- DJ, a visit from the Buzz mascot UHR heard a bill proposing
through Student Government. This donesian Cultural Night, a night and other resources. changes to SGAs stipend alloca-
will include the Undergraduate of celebration of Indonesian cul- Issues were raised by the Grad- tion method after review from an
House of Representatives, Graduate ture and lifestyle that is open to uate Student Senate regarding ad hoc committee. The committee
Student Senate and the Executive all Tech students. This year, the financial expenditures to bring chair Vathsan Ramprakash rec-
festivities will include cultural in camels, but UHR overwhelm- ommended that an allocation of
Branch of both government bodies.
food, traditional dances and mu- ingly supported the camels and a lump sum of money to orga-
sic performed on traditional in- the bill was passed as it was sub- nizations to be distributed among
TOKU SHI struments, as well as a silhouette mitted. its respective members at the dis-
CONTRIBUTING WRITER play that will depict an Indone- cretion of the president would en-
sian myth. AN OFFER YOU CANT REFUSE sure a more efficient allocation of
BILL SUMMARY The organization applied for Alpha Kappa Psi, Georgia student fees.
financial support to pay for mate- Techs professional business fra- The measure was met with op-
BILL AMOUNT GSS UHR
rials and to rent out the Student ternity, is hosting an entrepre- position, mostly stating that while
Indonesian Cultural Night $927.24 22-1-0 32-0-0 Center ballroom, where the event neurship event where teams of this measure might put allocation
Hillel IsraelFest $2,243.90 24-0-0 33-0-0 will be held. The bill was passed Tech students present developed more in the hands of students, it
Mens Club Vollyball Fees $1,292.25 23-0-0 34-0-0 by the UHR. business ideas to investors. still did not address the original
Alpha Kappa Psi Startup Exchange $475.45 24-0-1 33-0-0 The fraternity requested fund- problem of how much money is
PhD2 Consulting Club Case Comp. $203.80 25-0-0 32-0-0 NETAN-YAHOO! ing from SGA to pay for market- allocated in the first place and
Hillel at Georgia Tech, a Jew- ing and promotional materials was lacking in oversight. Repre-
Black Graduate Students Assoc. $709.64 21-0-0 32-0-0
ish student organization on cam- because they are seeking to draw sentative Ramprakash assured op-
Sports Parachute Club Equipment $939.95 16-0-0 33-0-0 pus, is hosting Israelfest, their a large audience to the final event, ponents that while imperfect, the
African Student Association $1,338.00 13-0-0 31-0-0 largest on-campus celebration in a Shark Tank-style event where bill is a step in the right direction.
The respective elections codes for the undergraduate and graduate SGAs are virtually identical, with word-
for-word descriptions of proceses, violations and sanctions shared between the two documents; both components
of SGA have oversight committees to provide judicial review of all election proceedings, supplemented by the
Undergraduate Judicial Committee or Graduate Judicial Committee as needed.
Both components of SGA also have elected legislative bodies the Graduate Student Senate and the Under-
graduate House of Representatives which are assembled and operate in much the same manner, though the
Graduate Student Senate is smaller. Election mechanisms and procedures operate largely similarly, save for a num-
ber of key differences; critically, potential violations involving campaign teams, materials and strategies are nearly
identical for both. The Graduate election took place from March 28 through March 31, and the Undergraduate
elections took place initially between March 13 and 16 before entering a runoff vote between March 27 and 30.
Both SGAs utilize elections.gatech.edu as their online voting platform for prospective voters.
However, there are some key differences between how executive elections are carried out and how a candidate
is deemed eligible to run, as well as in the general competitiveness of the race.
Who were on this Where do the rules How are the Who oversees Is SGA How competitive
year s tickets? apply? tickets run? the elections? experience needed? are elections?
GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATE GRADUATE
President: Sign sizes (may not exceed 18 Tickets run individually for The elections are overseen Candidates must have served
Historically, candidates have
Skanda Prasad, PhD ECE square feet) do not apply President and Vice President. by the Internal Affairs Com- in Graduate Student Senate
often run unopposed.
Muhammad Fahad Razzaq, MS EE woff campus. mittee. for one semester prior to run-
VP: Vineet Ravi Tiruvad, PhD ning for Executive Office.
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lege campuses, passed through original line which prohibited in- FACULTY FROM PAGE 2
the Task Force on the Learning
both houses; in the House, 108 stitutions from conducting inves- Environment.
representatives voted in favor tigations without the participation formative guidance is through a Some programs have already
and 63 against, with nine repre- of a sexual assault victim, passed Class Dialogue, in which a profes- spawned as a result of task force
sentatives either not voting or ex- both the House and Senate. sor invites a CTL-trained facilita- recommendations.
cused. It passed by substitute in tor into the classroom in a guided First, a mid-semester survey pi-
the Senate, with 32 in favor and JACOBS TO BE INTERIM DEAN activity where students can openly lot program began in the School
22 against. Following the departure of discuss their thoughts about class of Physics, in which professors re-
The bills sponsors, led by Rep. Dean Gary May on July 1 of structure and potential improve- ceive feedback from students dur-
Mandi Ballinger of Canton, are this year, Dr. Lawrence Jacobs ments to be made. ing the actual course of the semes-
allegedly working closely with will take over as interim dean of Afterward, the facilitator com- ter, contrasting the post-semester
Governor Deals office to make Techs College of Engineering as piles student responses and dis- results CIOS offers.
compromises which could assure the search for a permanent re- cusses them with the professor in Additionally, a new class of
the bills passage. A similar bill placement continues. Jacobs is a formative style, and the profes- teaching fellows, the Provost
MAURA CURRIE made it to Deals desk last year be- currently the associate dean for sor can choose whether or not to Teaching and Learning Fellows,
NEWS EDITOR fore being vetoed due to the lack Academic Affairs for the College implement changes based on stu- was launched in the hope that
of certain exceptions that Deal of Engineering as well as a profes- dent feedback. they would help connect faculty
LEGISLATIVE UPDATES had requested. sor of Civil and Environmental As I tell the students, with the members across disciplines and
Sine die, or the final day of HB 51 was tabled in the Senate Engineering and Mechanical En- others, Ill gather that and report it departments to educational inno-
this years legislative session, was Judiciary committees on March gineering. Jacobs will serve in his as data with what you write now, I vation. Each Fellow is supported
March 30. Two controversial bills 23, effectively killing the bill in its new position until a permanent will quote your group exactly with by $14,000 and must attend at
relating to higher education were original form. However, Rep. Earl dean is found. what you say, so the professor is least one conference on teaching
heard by both houses and will Ehrhart of Powder Springs moved A 15-person search committee hearing it through your words, and learning.
proceed to the desk of Governor to append the vast majority of consisting of faculty and staff as Weinsheimer said. Another relevant recommen-
Nathan Deal. the text of the bill onto an un- well as Nagela Nukuna and Da- The final step of the process is dation of the Task Force was to
House Bill 280, which would related Senate bill, SB 71, which vid Scripka is currently working that the professor later talks to the release written CIOS comments,
legalize the concealed carry of addressed bankruptcy issues. This to conduct a national and inter- class and explains his or her ratio- currently only available to profes-
weapons on Georgias public col- form of HB 51, lacking only an national search for possible deans. nale on any decisions made or not sors, to administrators as well.
made, completing the collabora- My expectation is that the
Sex work has been legal in three inmates were killed. Addi- tive exchange between students sharing of written CIOS com-
Denmark since 1999, but the act tionally, one of the escapees shot a and professor. ments between faculty and lead-
of renting a room for sex work re- civilian during a carjacking. In terms of long-term plans to ers (such as school chairs and,
mains illegal. Hence, brothels are The tunnel has since been improve teaching on campus, one possibly, deans) would engender
illegal. The Sexelance is free for sealed off with concrete. exciting development is the recent valuable, informed dialog that
use, and volunteers are around in completion of the Task Force on would allow recognition of ex-
case issues arise. Supplies for safe BREXIT TRIGGERED the Learning Environments final cellent performance and give im-
and comfortable sex are provided. British Prime Minister The- report and action plan developed portant clues about opportunities
The owner of the Sexelance resa May officially invoked Article on its recommendations. to address challenges and help
previously created the Fixelance, 50, which triggered the process Working between May and instructors achieve excellence,
designed for addicts to safely take for the United Kingdom from December 2015, the Task Force Goldbart said.
drugs. It was staffed with a nurse the European Union, on March on the Learning Environment, I am, however, concerned
and stocked with clean needles. 30. Though nothing has tangi- composed of administrators, fac- about the potential for serious
NICK JOHNSON bly changed for the UK as of this ulty and students, sought to iden- personal discomfort and even
MANAGING EDITOR PRISON BREAK, NOT TV moment, the clock is now ticking tify ways to improve academic professional harm that could arise
Inmates broke out of a prison towards a deadline by which the culture on campus and develop when students harass instructors
SEX AMBULANCE in Ciudad Victoria, Mexico, ac- EU and UK must strike a deal, new initiatives to raise Tech edu- by making offensive, inappropri-
Sex workers in Copenhagen, cording to CNN. lest both parties plunge into a pe- cators to an even higher caliber. ate statements under the veil of
Denmark have repurposed an old Twenty-nine escaped through riod of uncertainty in which trade Our work was underpinned anonymity. Goldbart said. We
ambulance in order to meet with a tunnel that was dug under Cedes rules would revert to World Trade by a large, fascinating data set as a community should not toler-
their clients, according to a recent Victoria prison, and 14 are still on Organization standards, and Lon- arising from the Student Experi- ate such behavior.
report from the BBC. the run. Built in 1940, the prison don bankers would be effectively ence Survey, which was an im- Although passed in Student
The Sexelance, with the motto lacks recent security features and severed from the rest of Europe. pressive, student-led undertak- Government, administrative ac-
Dont come knocking if the car is is a point of discussion for the As of this time, predictions of a ing that generated a great deal of cess to written CIOS responses
rocking, is intended to reduce the Mexican government. localized or even global economic valuable information, said Paul has not been approved at the
amount of violence and exploita- Due to the commotion, a riot hit as a result of Brexit have prov- Goldbart, dean of the College of Faculty Senate level at the time
tion that sex workers experience. broke out in the prison, in which en to be inaccurate. Sciences, who was a co-chair of of writing.
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Opinions
OPINIONS EDITOR: David Raji technique
Sometimes the scandal is not what
law was broken, but what the law
allows. Edward Snowden Friday,
March 31, 2017
6
62%
of students
future needs of the federal cor-
rectional system. Rather than
working to improve the Federal
Bureau of Prisons and Depart-
bilitation? In the case of non-vi-
olent crimes and first offenders,
it makes more sense to provide
programs that encourage people
solution that will eventually and
generally unavoidably become a
long-term problem. While states
may initially save money by
necessarily would be to offer the
same or better quality programs
than the Federal Bureau of Pris-
ons. But this exact course of ac-
responded Yes ment of Corrections, the cur- to return to work rather than making the decision to contract tion is not in the best interest
rent administration is opting to to house them until they finish out their corrections facilities, of a firm whose primary profit
outsource to the private sector, their sentence and, statistically, the loss will inevitably return source stems from the number
a move that could ultimately re-offend. in the form of more inmates to of cell bunks filled.
result in making the problem While violent offenders pay for, inadequate programs, They say crime does not pay,
much worse. should be kept separate as a and released convicts with fewer but with the upward trend of
How happy are you with the While the old saying Dont matter of public safety, the most economic opportunities who for-profit prisons, crime abso-
do the crime if you cant do the cost-effective solution to the have a higher likelihood of re- lutely does as long as you are
increase in time between time holds true regardless, the U.S.s high incarceration rate offending. the jailor.
classes from 10
to 15 minutes? In defense of solo travel: Life lessons from a
Extremely Unsatisfied
finding new perspectives strange mobile game
Somewhat Unsatisfied Five days, 8 museums, 44 from the other people around Last week, I downloaded comes to graduate school admis-
miles. The statistics of my recent you. Even if you are open to a mobile game called Ballz to sions. Its certainly not going on
trip to D.C. fail to depict the meeting strangers in the new my phone. I cannot remem- my resume. It has not made me
Somewhat Satisfied
most important lesson I learned: place, you look less approach- ber exactly why. I think one of a more popular or insightful or
I love traveling alone. able if you are already talking my friends recommended it, caring or, frankly, interesting
While a solo trip is some- and walking with your sig- or perhaps I had seen it being person.
Ambivalent
thing I have wanted to do for nificant other, friend, or group. played somewhere, or maybe I What it has done is provide
a long time, the closest I had Connecting with strangers was just wanted to see my iPhone enjoyment for enjoyments sake.
gotten, before this spring break, such a small thing in terms of scream, Storage is Almost Full And that is the real reason I am
Extremely Satisfied
was traveling with friends to time and effort, but one of the just one more time. Regardless, writing this editorial. Too of-
a new city and best parts of my I was immedi- ten, I have seen
spending one day trip when I look ately hooked. friends and class-
Look only at the
alone. Traveling alone allows back on it. The premise mates give up
12% 24% 36% 48% From the dis- At a bakery of Ballz is sim- nearest point of pursuits they en-
approving ques- you to ... be more in Columbia ple. There is no
Based on 34 respondents
interest and you will joy because they
tions of Uber engaged with the Heights, I met a plot, no twists cannot gauge an
drivers to the commuter who and no unnec- inevitably miss the immediate re-
silent but incred- locale and the locals. lives in Balti- essary elements
ulous looks I re- more and works (save for the pes- bigger picture. turn. Why should
KRISTEN MCCLELLAND ceived from some MONICA JAMISON in D.C. As she ky pop-ups that a prospective
SECOND-YEAR EE friends and fam- ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR shared about appear every so HARSHA SRIDHAR mechanical en-
ily, I have come her extensive often.) SPORTS EDITOR gineer learn tap
[In regards to registration] to the conclusion backpacking At the bot- dancing? How
Many popular classes are that I need to defend traveling trips, some of which she had tom of the screen is a ball. To- will playing pickup basketball
consistently limited in size alone as a mode of vacation. done alone, I learned the enjoy- wards the top are a set of boxes open doors for an internship?
meaning many students dont And maybe in the process, I will able feeling of connecting with with numerical values. Drag the But especially at a school like
convince others to embark on a like-minded person in a new ball down and a trajectory path Tech where academics often
get a chance to take the class their own solo trips. place. appears. Release and the ball seem all-consuming and even
before graduation. In addi- The most obvious benefit of Other people I otherwise springs into motion, with each extracurriculars are chosen with
tion, would appreciate im- traveling alone is that you do ex- would not have connected with contact with a box decreasing its a wary eye on what might pique
actly what you want to do when- included a British photographer value by one. After each release, the interest of an admissions
proved accuracy to projected ever you want. Eating at atypical at the Lincoln Memorial, who the boxes move down slightly. committee, it is important that
class outline. times, visiting bizarrely specific shared his passion for film pho- Let the boxes hit the bottom and we all strive to take time to do
exhibitions for hours and walk- tography, and my AirBnB host, the game is over. things that we genuinely find
MAXIM MINTS ing to the point of exhaustion who shared her interesting ca- The first few rounds saw me enjoyable.
SECOND-YEAR CS without hearing any complaints reer path along with her space. play with strategic forethought In fact, making enough mis-
are all possible. Of course, you Traveling alone allows you to reminiscent of a cocaine-fueled takes in Ballz has shown me the
[In regards to registration] can travel with people who have take in a place without another zebra. I moved about willy-nilly, danger of myopia. Look only
similar interests, but setting the persons filter or commentary, quixotically chasing after risky at the nearest point of interest
Less discrimination against entire itinerary on what you and it is easier to be more en- opportunities while blithely ig- and you will inevitably miss
people who entered Tech with want and how you feel is a new gaged with both the locale and noring impending dangers. My the bigger picture. Maybe you
zero credits, like level of freedom. the locals. Additionally, all the scores were poor. will discover a valuable connec-
Despite my usual highly time to myself waiting in line, But a friend of mine, perhaps tion while swing dancing. Or
international students. structured planning, I endeav- on the train or at restaurants taking pity on me, offered me maybe youll discover the topic
ored to keep a fairly open sched- meant getting caught up with some advice. Position the ball so for your next editorial while
JOSEPH LONG ule, and this change, coupled my favorite podcasts, music that it might hit a row of blocks playing a meaningless game on
THIRD-YEAR IE with being alone, allowed for and books. at once. Angle each shot in a your phone.
seamless improvisation and The effects of solo travel spill way that might attack multiple I am not saying that you
[On the time changes] exploration. Wandering down over into everyday life as well. I clusters. Slowly, my scores in- should spend the rest of your
random side streets or switch- am now more confident about creased. I am not the best Ballz Tech career searching for the
It will be much more difficult ing up the restaurant for dinner doing things solo at home, and player (can I call myself an ath- most hedonistic path. All work
to remember when classes required no group consultation. I am making an effort to meet lete?) that I have ever met, but and no play makes Jack a dull
start. The whistle as it While freedom to do any- strangers and explore Atlanta in it would now be reasonable to boy, but all play and no work
thing or go anywhere on a whim an unstructured way. While no describe me as competent. makes Jack unemployed. The
currently stands is the clearest benefit, the more one may be around to take that What has the time I have point of college is to position
will be of no use. profound one is that you can perfect Instagram photo of you, devoted towards Ballz done for yourself well for the next step,
meet new people more easily. solo travel is invaluable as a way me? It has not built my relation- whatever that might be. Just
When traveling with a friend to learn more both about your- ships with others. It is not going dont lose sight of enjoying your-
or in a group, you are insulated self and your destination. to make the difference when it self in that process.
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But why go outdoors when the One of these students is Ste- tassino, an active member of the along for local hikes and mini-ex-
indoors has air conditioning and phen Scott, third-year BIOL and climbing club. cursions that dont interrupt their
is much cleaner? We asked some trip leader with ORGT. These adventurers often put studying too much.
notoriously outdoorsy people and Going outdoors is one of the themselves in calculated positions Chattanooga is awesome!
they told us why excursions are an best ways for us as humans to find of danger in attempts to get the There are tons of options super
important part of their lives. peace and a sense of self in our rush of adrenaline that they crave. close to the Smokies, said Alix
When Im in the outdoors, all lives. That is something Ive held Some climb higher than they ever Macklin, a fourth-year ME.
of the normal stresses of life seem on to in my pursuit of adventures have before, and others repel hun- The Blue Ridge Parkway is an
to melt away, and I am left with through climbing, and what I dreds of feet below the surface of amazing drive through gorgeous
just my fellow participants and hope to share with other people the earth. mountains and there are many,
the feeling of exploration, said through my work with ORGT, The outdoors often pushes me many hikes along the way.
Raleigh Slyman, a first-year BME Scott said. out of my comfort zone, which It is clear that in spite of ste-
student who goes caving and In addition to ORGT activi- makes a trip that much more ex- reotypes, Tech students really do
mountain biking with ORGT. ties, clubs such as the climbing citing and rewarding. So far my venture out into the sunlight for
Sometimes, despite the work club offer students a chance to favorite cave is Cemetery Pit. Its a some physical activity.
you have to do and the friends you take trips to climb on real rocks. large cave in Georgia with a 153- For students who want to get
Hiking Around want to stay in constant contact
with, its healthy to disconnect
I like climbing at Foster Falls
or T-Wall. The rivers at both spots
foot drop that you have to rappel
into, Slyman said.
more involved with high adven-
ture activities outdoors (or me-
Atlanta from everything and everyone.
In fact, it can be quite a spiritual
are clear and refreshing. Both are
pretty awesome crags, adds Ma-
Some venture out on their
own, preferring to take friends
dium adventure ones), there are
plenty of options.
POLLY OUELLETTE experience.
STAFF WRITER I think its important to be
able to focus on something larger
There comes a point in the lives than myself and spending time
of many Tech students when they away from my regular life and the
realize that they havent taken a city allows me to breathe and just
step off campus in weeks. Work do that, says Jamie Rogers, first-
has gotten in the way, and there year BIOL. I love paddling and
are plenty of things to keep them hiking on long trips where I can
occupied on the weekends with- really just disconnect.
out having to go far. Theres no Kara Matassino, fourth-year
reason to leave, right? PSYC major agrees.
Some students disagree. They Being outdoors affords me a
rely on regular excursions not only greater sense of self and grounded
off campus, but right into the wil- connectivity, said Matassino.
derness. The expansiveness of nature is
While it might not seem like humbling. Wilderness is elemen-
there are good opportunities for tal to life and without life, what
even a short excursion into the are we really?
wild when you live in the city of ORGT allows students who
Atlanta, there are a plethora of are especially impassioned about
hidden gems to explore close to getting outdoors to take on lead-
home. Organizations like Out- ership roles such as an instructor
door Recreation at Georgia Tech or trip leader to share their love for Photo by Samta Brahmbhatt Student Publications
(ORGT) offer easy ways to get the outdoors with fellow students Stone Mountain is a popular destination for Tech students looking to get some fresh air and
outside and be active. looking for a relief from campus. get away from the city. Located in DeKalb County, its about a 30 minute drive from Tech.
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ANNIE FROM PAGE 15 Another star performer was the GOLDLINK FROM PAGE 15 for someone who does not know an accident, it is fitting then that
actor who played Franklin Dela- about the culture, making the al- At What Cost was released just
notes. It was a painful number to no Roosevelt, Jeffery B. Duncan. Call would fit seamlessly in any bum be a particular gem for D.C. around the same time as Drakes
get through because of the per- Although coming across as some- low key house party playlist. Even natives. massive More Life. But while
formance, and it was saddening what whimsical at times, Duncan though he does touch on heavy Although GoldLink is by no the world was distracted by the
to see this beloved tune taken in executed his role with grace and subjects, his artistic goals defini- means an unknown name, he has very familiar Drizzy, GoldLink
such a direction. served as comic relief. tively avoid having a heavy tone. an undeniably low key presence in put out one of the best albums of
After this point, Bates voice Overlooking the main char- In a time when it feels like proj- hip-hop, and mostly this seems to 2017 thus far, so listeners should
was just shrill. Instead of giving acter, the musical could still be ects fall under the two extremes be by his own design. Even if it was get acquainted with the DMV.
the audience a child-like delivery, appreciated by the strong perfor- of either being entirely morbid or
Bates voice sounded strained and mances of the other cast mem- completely detached from reality,
uncomfortable. She delivered each bers. Additionally, the set design At What Cost strikes a refresh-
of her lines at the same tone and and transition between scenes was ing middle ground.
manner as though she was stuck smooth and did not interrupt the GoldLink shows that he is one
on one setting, unable to show the performance. of the most versatile artists, even
appropriate emotions necessary The musical demonstrates the without a strong singing voice.
for each scene. power of optimism during a time Much like the history of D.C.s
Part of Annies classic charm is when the political climate of the music, At What Cost covers
the children with youthful (mean- country was tense, which some many sounds from the Go-Go in-
ing nasally, at times) voices. How- would argue is the case current- fluence on Have You Seen That
ever, the actress seemed as though ly. Annies chipper attitude and Girl? to Steve Lacys bouncy bass
she was having trouble finding a ability to see the brighter side to in Some Girl.
balance between this classic An- situations is a lesson that everyone He is as comfortable on the
nie sound and one that could be can learn from. This moral of the Herside Story remix by Irelands
universally appreciated, and, un- musical is one of the main reasons Hare Squead just as much as he is
fortunately, her performance suf- why the show became a hit and on the trap-infused beat of Pray
fered for it. continues to be a household favor- Everyday (Survivors Guilt).
While Bates performance as ite show for the whole family. These tracks prove that putting
Annie was disappointing, the rest However, if one is looking for him in a box is a mistake.
of the cast alongside Miss Hanni- an exciting evening, it would be The sheer amount of references
gan certainly did not disappoint. better to go do something else. to D.C. is overwhelming. Refer-
Other notable performers The exception would be for the ences to hangout spots, favorite
on the cast included Gilgamesh case of those who are diehard fans neighborhoods and even specif-
Taggett, who portrayed the of the musical; for them, this ren- ics like the minute difference of
wealthy Oliver Warbucks, and his dition of Annie might be worth- Maryland accents all show up.
assistant Grace Farrell, who was while to see. This show also fits With the rap culture of cities
played by Casey Prins. Taggetts the bill for those looking for some slowly eroding from the globalism
baritone voice was a pleasure to family friendly entertainment. of the era of Soundcloud and local
hear. Both he and Prins were phe- The show is definitely more suited slang being used worldwide, it is
nomenal on stage. They, like Fish, for children rather than adults. almost surprising how low profile
commanded the stage but in a While the musical is no longer the DMV has been.
calmer and respectable manner. playing in Atlanta this year, the One of the coolest aspects of
Both actors were able to compen- show is playing across the country the project is that it can act as an
sate for the overzealous Annie, with the closest upcoming show at introduction to the DMV for the Photo courtesy of RCA Records
who shared the stage with them the Tivoli Theatre in Chattanooga outside world while also leaving Rapper GoldLink poses in a promotional photo. The artist
throughout the show. on May 2 and 3. pieces that are difficult to pick up recently released his debut studio album At What Cost.
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