Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Night had descended on the city of London, every so often the moon and stars peeked
through clouds of smoke and the ashes of industry. The soft glow of candlelight could be seen
through a small rectangular window on an otherwise darkened street. The faint light illuminated
the brass lettering of the street facing door. It was an address; 844 Church Street. Through the
small window the silhouette of a man could be seen. He was hunched over a desk or table,
tools of various shapes and sizes strewn across its surface. The rest of the room was equally
cluttered, strange devices arcing with electricity sat on the floor, others were half covered with
sheets of cloth or hung unfinished from the ceiling. Chalkboards filled with scribblings and
The man stood up from his desk and rushed over to the other side of the room. He had
brown hair that was haphazardly combed backed and long bushy sideburns with an equally
bushy mustache. Dark tinted circular goggles guarded his green eyes. Over his blue waistcoat
and pants was a thick leather apron, stitched onto the left breast was the name Bartholomew.
He ran back to his desk holding a glass pitcher filled with a clear liquid. Bartholomew poured the
pitcher out into a brass and copper device he had been working on. He flipped a few switches
and pulled a lever and the machine began to hiss and let off steam. Excitedly Bartholomew
pulled on one strap that was attached to the machine and then the other so that now he was
wearing it on his back. He then pulled a small rope that hung from one strap and a simple set of
leather wings unfurled. Bartholomew adjusted his stance carefully and swung out two wooden
arms from inside the device. Hastily he flipped open the glass caps on the handles of the arms
that hid two small red buttons. Bartholomew grabbed the handles and slammed his thumbs on
the red buttons, the machine sputtered and hissed for a few seconds. Bartholomew was just
about to give up when suddenly the machine on his back made a loud popping sound and let
out a gout of steam that rocketed Bartholomew headlong into the ceiling. He fell back to Earth
Oh! Bartholomew laughed deeply rubbing his head,That will smart in the morning.
Bartholomew got up, took the machine off his back and hung it from a hook on the wall,
and walked over to its designated chalkboard. On the chalkboard was a simple diagram of the
device and above the picture it read: Steam Flight Rocket Pack (WIP). He grabbed a piece of
chalk and wrote a note beside the blueprint: Improve steam release mechanism. Bartholomew
wiped his hands on his apron and untied it. He walked over to the door and hung his apron on
the coat rack beside it along with his goggles. Exiting the room he made a left turn towards the
stairs that would lead to his bedroom on the second floor. Bartholomew climbed the stairs and
found his way to his room. Once inside he changed into his sleeping attire, a simple set of gray
pajamas and a matching nightcap. He slid into bed and after some time finally fell asleep.
Bartholomew was right his head did smart. He was awoken by the hissing and buzzing
of one of his creations, the sound travelling through the floorboards below. Bartholomew pulled
himself out from under the covers and shuffled over to his wardrobe. Opening it he pulled out
his other blue suit. The only difference from the other suit is that instead of brass buttons this
suit had silver ones. Bartholomew got undressed and put on his suit. He made his way
downstairs to the kitchen where the hissing and buzzing sound was coming from. Stepping
through the door Bartholomew walked over to the noisy machine. The machine, like most of his
creations, was made out of copper and was fairly large taking up the same space a cooking
stove would. In the center was a glass window that allowed Bartholomew to see inside. Inside
were two eggs, sunny side up, as well as some sausages. The machine prepares and cooks
breakfast, lunch and dinner all by itself all Bartholomew has to do was put in the ingredients.
Bartholomew has yet to come up with a name for the machine, an extreme annoyance to him
but is bouncing between Automatic Cooking Stove and Thermal Cooking Assistant. While his
breakfast was being cooked Bartholomew put on a kettle of water for his morning tea. After a
couple of minutes the machine rung like a bell and a hatch on top popped open. The eggs and
sausage rose up out of the hatch steaming and ready to be eaten Bartholomew transferred
them to a plate and wandered over to the other side of the kitchen where an average sized table
with two chairs on either side rested. The table sat next to a window where Bartholomew could
watch the morning bustle of Church Street. Bartholomew ate his breakfast looking out the
window as various wagons and coaches passed by every few minutes and the men, women
Bartholomew had just poured himself a second cup of tea when a loud whistle, like that
of a steam locomotive, erupted through the house. Is that the shipment of parts I ordered? It is
very early, I thought it would arrive next week. Bartholomew thought, stroking his mustache,
slightly confused and slightly excited. He set down his teacup on the table and walked to the
front of the house. Bartholomew opened the door and in front of him was not a delivery of parts
but instead was an attractive young woman in her mid twenties or early thirties about a foot
shorter than Bartholomew she had long dark hair that was pulled up in an intricate bun. Her
eyes were deep blue and high on her right cheek was a black beauty mark. The dress she was
wearing was even more extravagant than her hair, it was a deep blue color that matched her
eyes with a high collar and a sweeping neckline black lace was embroidered along the sleeves,
No! I have already declined three times within the last month, your persistence is
admirable but not welcome! Bartholomew slammed the door shut and began to walk away but
Your family has been part of my organization for several years, she hustled over to
Bartholomew matching his pace, Your father, for instance, was a member for nearly two
I am not joining your war profiteering, imperialistic excuse of a business Ms. Teach and
my father was an explorer which, funnily enough, is not an inventor. Now get out of my house!
How long have I known you Bart? Fifteen, twenty years? I would think by now it would
be appropriate to call me Caitlyn, Ms. Teach smiled warmly at Bartholomew looking him straight
in the eye.
No amount of time will ever be appropriate to call you by your surname let alone your
given one and if you could get out of my house so I could finish my breakfast I would be
overjoyed. Oh and never call me Bart Ms. Teach it is horribly childish and immature now leave.
Bartholomew grabbed Caitlyn by the shoulders and quite forcefully shoved her towards the
door.
Oh Bart, my offer still stands and will stand indefinitely your mind is too valuable to let it
waste away alone in your workshop tinkering away at machines that you will never be able to
afford to mass produce, Ms. Teach caught herself on the doorframe and leaned against it
blocking the door knob, How many times must I ask Bart, it is in your best interest to join.
Supplies will be given to you by the company, no out of pocket expenses for you, you will be
given assistants to aid you in every capacity necessary, you will be payed handso-.
Get out of my house Caitlyn! Bartholomew shouted, pointing aggressively towards the
door.
If that is your wish Bart, dear, Caitlyn looked down sadly, sighed, and left but before the
door closed she turned around and smiled, My offer still stands.
Bartholomew lurched at the latch on the door, flicked it down, pulled the house key out of
his breast pocket and locked the door. He rushed back to the kitchen, to the table, and crouched
low by the window to see if Ms. Teach had actually left. He looked around at what he could see
out the window and saw no sign of her. Bartholomew looked down at the table and much to his
Over the next week or so Bartholomew tinkered with several of his unfinished
contraptions including the Steam Powered Rocket Pack, Self Heating Teapot, and Clockwork
Wheelchair. He was working on the Steam Powered Rocket Pack when he heard a knock on his
door. Bartholomew whipped his head up and looked at the calendar by the door to the
workshop. He laughed springing towards the door, whipped it open, and sprinted for the front
door. When he reached the door he realized he was still wearing his apron and goggles but he
had no time to change. He fidgeted with his clothes attempting to straighten them the best he
could, pulled the goggles down off his face, and calmly opened the door. Standing there was a
scruffy looking man and a wagon, pulled by a mangy horse, filled with crates of various sizes.
You Barfolomew Willyams?
Oh right of course Bartholomew walked over to the wagon and began pulling the lighter
crates out and setting them in the foyer. Twenty minutes passed before all of the crates were
Well Ill be off den gday! The scruffy man waved his hat in the air and smacked the
Bartholomew smiled at his new bounty and ran back to his workshop. In the far back
corner was a small desk with an even smaller lamp sitting on top of it; by the lamp was an
inkwell with a pen leaning on it. He sat down on the chair resting in front of it, reached into a thin
slit cut into the desk and pulled out several pieces of paper. Bartholomew dipped the pen in and
out of the ink a few times and began sketching. He began with simple mechanisms of
clockwork, then to extensive maps of electrical wiring, then to cross sections of arms and legs
that exposed jungles of clockwork and wires. Bartholomew finished his sketches with a layered
blueprint of a metallic human body lining up every sheet of the full body blueprint very carefully
so that all of the wiring and clockwork underneath the outer shell fit together perfectly;
Bartholomew rolled up the blueprint and slid it gingerly into a cylindrical leather case. Reaching
over to a shelf beside the desk he grabbed a hand sized bottle of adhesive, unscrewed it, and
gently brushed the adhesive onto the case. Bartholomew cut out a piece of rectangular paper
and stuck it to the adhesive on the case. Dipping the pen once more into the ink Bartholomew
He dashed back to the foyer nearly tripping over the crates. Bartholomew searched
around the room ducking low so he could see the labels. Cataloging all of the crates in his mind
he began stacking all of the corresponding crates of clockwork, various metals, wiring, and other
miscellaneous materials into piles. This would allow Bartholomew to quickly find what he
needed without spending unnecessary amounts of time digging through crates. Once finished
with the stacking, Bartholomew wiped his hands together and set off to work.
Bartholomew spent days maybe even weeks working on clockwork, modifying blueprints
to make all of the components work together and fit inside the Automaton, fitting minute
mechanisms to larger ones making them work in unison, and laying them out precisely where
they would be in the body of the machine. Weeks flew by as he wove wiring between the gaps
between the clockwork. Bartholomew worked for months and months on this project all the while
A year had passed before Bartholomew was confident enough in his design to start
making the skeleton of the Automaton. Beginning with the torso region he bent and reshaped
several lengths of steel into a ribcage where the machines primary battery would be stored,
moving from there Bartholomew created arms, hands, legs, and feet from steel. The head of the
machine was created last. It was a hollow shell that would hold the calculating device that would
control the Automatons movements. Bartholomew connected all the pieces of the steel skeleton
together on his table. He had not realized when he drew the machine up how large it was. The
Automaton was well over six feet tall and slightly wider than Bartholomew. Smiling at his new
creation he fitted all of the clockwork, wiring, batteries, and other contraptions needed to run the
Bartholomew practically skipped back to the foyer, grabbed the crate filled with the
copper and brass that the outer shell would be made of and ran back to his workshop. He
started again with the ribcage. He hammered and bent the copper to fit around the torso without
crushing the fragile workings inside. Bartholomew left a space in the center of the machines
chest for the charging port. The arms and legs were much less stressful to fit the copper around
though he still had to be careful. The head he left for last. Bartholomew shaped the copper
around the steel skull so that it looked like a simple face. Two concave sections indicated eye
sockets where Bartholomew was going to install light bulbs. A nose-like elongated piece of
brass lay between the eyes and ran down the middle of the face. Under the nose was a grill that
acted as a mouth.
Satisfied with his work Bartholomew jumped over to a wound up cable on the ground,
reached down, grabbed it and jumped back to his new creation. He thrust the cable into the port
on the Automatons chest. Electricity arched between the cable and the port. The lights in the
workshop dimmed, some exploded loudly sending glass and sparks in all direction. The entire
room went dark then bright and then dark again as electricity pumped through the cable and into
the machine. Bartholomew laughed excitedly, loudly, and hysterically, nothing he created had
ever worked this well on the first try. Out of the small rectangular window the lights of the
buildings on Church Street flashed erratically, some were already completely dark.
As suddenly as it started it stopped. The lights stopped blinking in and out, electricity
faded into the machine and Bartholomew stood there laughing. Past the buzz and hum of faint
traces of electricity in the air, the sound of ticking became louder and louder and louder.
Bartholomew wiped tears from his eyes and looked down at his creation. The Automatons arms
and legs twitched slightly then shook violently, stiffly moving up, down, and side to side. Its head
swiveled rapidly but methodically stopping for half a second before moving again then abruptly
the machine stopped moving all together and lay on the table seemingly inert. Bartholomew
scratched his head confused, leaned in close to the machine, and examined the joints on the
arms, legs and neck. Everything appeared to be fine, all of the gears and wiring were unbroken
and undamaged. Suddenly the sound of humming electricity and ticking clockwork came back.
The Automaton swung its legs around knocking Bartholomew onto the floor, sitting up now the
machine moved its head around the room as if it were looking for something. The head finally
Bartholomew picked himself up off the floor and looked at the Automaton. The machine
sat on the table ticking and buzzing looking around the room but whenever it looked over at
Bartholomew the head stopped for several seconds. Bartholomew reached out to grab the
machine, slowly extending his hand out like he was trying to soothe a growling dog. The
Automaton flinched back with a loud hum of energy and equally, slowly, haltingly raised its own
hand to Bartholomews. Gently, Bartholomew tightened his grip on its hand and helped the
machine off the table. The Automaton wobbled like a baby taking its first few steps then crashed
Over the course of several weeks Bartholomew taught the Automaton how to walk, pick
things up, and help him with chores around the house. Throughout those weeks he also
improved the aesthetics of the machine, making its body more streamlined and adding light
bulbs to where its eyes would be. Bartholomew got an idea ,near the end of month, after
teaching the Automaton how to do chores. Rushing out of the workshop with a belt of tools he
ran to the parlor. Slamming through the door he hustled over to the radio on the far wall.
Bartholomew caught his breath kneeled down in front of the radio and pulled a screwdriver from
his toolbelt. He looked over the device searching for the best place to get inside. He plunged the
screwdriver behind a panel on the back of the radio. Twisting and pulling gently he managed to
loosen the panel and wrenched it free. He reached inside and plucked a few wires and
cathodes out setting them aside for later use. Bartholomew eventually found what he had been
rummaging for, a box shaped device that emits sound. Hopping up from the floor Bartholomew
Dashing to the far end of the workshop, Bartholomew dug through piles of scrap
materials, unfinished projects, and junk. Minutes passed before he finally got a hold of his
quarry. It was an old broken telephone Bartholomew got when he inherited the house from his
father but had never gotten the chance to fix it. Jogging back to the table, he set down the small
box that emits sound and began to dissect the telephone. He connected the wiring of the
mouthpiece to the box and fiddled with it until he heard a soft crackle. Bartholomew vaulted out
of the workshop in search of the Automaton. He eventually found it wandering the upstairs. He
grabbed its hand and dragged the machine back to the workshop.
Once in the workshop Bartholomew sat the Automaton down on the table. He then
grabbed a wrench and began unscrewing the bolts that attached the copper shell to its steel
skull. He set the shell and the bolts safely aside, tilted the machines head back slowly, leaned
down to the table, and snatched up the strange device he had just made. Bartholomew peered
into its skull snaking the mouthpiece through, carefully dodging clockwork and winding it through
electrical wiring. Holding the mouthpiece in place he tentatively split the wire that connected it to
the small box with a miniscule blade and did the same, even more carefully, to a wire that was
connected to the calculating device. Taking the two split wires he spliced them together causing
them to spark. Bartholomew snaked his hands out from under the skull and reversed the
process of taking apart the Automatons skull. Bartholomews heart pounded against his chest
The Automaton looked around the room as quickly as his clockwork nervous system
allowed. Its hands clenched into fists then relaxed then clenched again. It cocked its head to the
side, looked down at its hand, looked at the table, then back at its hand. The Automaton raised
its arm, made a fist, and jerkingly slammed it down on the table with a tremendous boom. It
stood up from the table, the lightbulb eyes grew brighter for an instant and a sharp crackle came
from inside of it. Bartholomew guffawed with scientific joy at his creations newfound sense of
hearing.
Automaton, repeat after me, Bartholomew smiled through his mustache, Hello.
Say, Hello.
Hello.
Bartholomew guided the Automaton to the small library near the back of the house. He
sat the machine on a chair, bounced over to a bookshelf, and pulled several books off the shelf.
Opening a book Bartholomew sat down and began to teach the Automaton how to speak.
Bartholomew had just finished reading a dictionary to the Automaton, in the hopes of
increasing its vocabulary, when he heard a knock on his door. He walked over to the door and
opened it. Standing outside was Ms. Teach wearing a pale green dress with no collar, a deep
neckline.
Now dear Ive heard you made something delightful this past year and Id love to see it,
A clanking sound reverberated through the house. Slowly the sound came closer and
closer to the door. Bartholomew realizing it was the Automaton shut the door in Ms. Teachs
face.
What was that Bart? Ms. Teach asked walking through the door.
Oh, nothing! Bartholomew pushed the machine back into the library.
It sounds very interesting dear, she leaned her head down the hall.
Hello I am-I-a the flat voice of the Automaton echoed through the door and into the
hall.
Be quiet! Bartholomew put a finger to his lips and pushed the machine into a dimly lit
corner.
I didnt know you had guests Bart, it would be rude of me not to introduce myself, she
walked into the library looked around casually and locked eyes with the Automaton.
Hello I am- I am Automaton.
What a wonderful machine Bart! Ms. Teachs astonished expression lead Bartholomew
to believe she was being genuine for once, This only took you a year to build? Amazing!
Yes it took me a year to create but it is nowhere near finished, Bartholomew stepped
closer towards Ms. Teach, Well now you have seen my delightful creation, as you put it,
Ms. Teach ignored his request and stared at the Automaton in amazement.
Yes Bart?
Leave. Now.
Right Ill be off dear, Ms. Teach trailed out the door and looked back at the
Bartholomew locked the door, returned to the library, and continued with his lesson.
Teaching the machine how to talk was easier than Bartholomew expected. It only took two
weeks before the Automaton formed better sentences than most people.
Sitting up in bed Bartholomew awoke to the familiar hissing and buzzing of the kitchen.
He got out of bed and changed into his blue suit with the brass buttons. Walking into the kitchen
Bartholomew thought it was strangely quiet, despite the noise. Bartholomew searched the
house from top to bottom and could not find the Automaton. Galloping to the front door he thrust
it open leaned his head out frantically looking down the street. He saw nothing. Bartholomew
ran his hands through his hair and stroked his sideburns in worry. Pacing up and down the
street outside his door he nearly kicked a circular reel of film. He picked it up and read the paper
Bartholomew rocketed towards the workshop. Hastily he searched and found his
projector. Bartholomew loaded the reel into it and carried the projector to the parlor. He set it
down on the table that faced one of the few empty walls in his house. He flipped a switch and
Projected in sepia tone on the wall was an operating table. On the table was the
Automaton with restraints holding down its arms and legs. Around the table were people with
various tools taking it apart and reattaching long blades to its arms. The film was about thirty
seconds long and Bartholomew watched all of it in a silent rage. Leaving the parlor he walked
up the stairs past the second floor and stopped at the door that lead to the third and final floor.
He took one deep breath reached into his pocket pulled out a key and inserted it into the lock.
The third floor belonged to his father, Edward, the infamous explorer and has been
untouched since his death. Bartholomew passed taxidermied lions, tigers, and great apes. On
the walls were photographs of strange ruins and exotic vistas. Rounding the last corner of the
hallway he stopped in front of a door. Bartholomew opened the door and walked in. A large
portrait of a man with a hard jawline, well manicured mustache and dark green eyes stared
down at Bartholomew as he walked over to the desk in the center of the room. He pulled open
the top drawer. Inside were several passports, journals, and photographs; not what
Bartholomew needed. He opened another drawer, more journals. Bartholomew opened a third
drawer and found what he was looking for. Sitting in the drawer was a simple revolver and
holster, dark iron made the barrel and body of the gun. The grip of the gun was made from a
dark ebony. Bartholomew grabbed the holster and the revolver and affixed them to his belt.
Walking back to his room he slipped on his blue tailed jacket and matching top hat. He walked
downstairs to the workshop, grabbed his toolbelt, put it on hiding the revolver from obvious view,
and hung his goggles around his hat. Bartholomew stepped out onto Church Street and walked
Bartholomew crossed the street and entered a tall red brick building. The interior was
well lit with lights hanging from the ceiling. A mousy woman sat at a squat desk by the door.
Yes, do you know where Ms. Teach works on her projects? Bartholomew asked
politely.
exciting.
Well in that case you will want to head to sub basement six she pointed at a wooden
wall with a very faint outline of a door that could be easily missed.
Thank you very much Bartholomew tipped his hat and sauntered to the wall.
He glided his hand along the wall until he felt a slight indentation. He pushed the button
and the wall split in two revealing an elevator. Bartholomew stepped inside and pulled the lever
on the wall all the way down. With a jolt the elevator descended.
The descent dragged on for almost half an hour before finally coming to a stop. The
elevator doors slid open and Bartholomew leaned out observing his surroundings. A seeming
endless hallway of pipes, dripping with condensation, crawled along the walls and ceiling. A light
glowed at the end of the hallway. Bartholomews footsteps clanked against the metal floor as he
A single light hung from the ceiling above an empty rusty table. A cart laden with tools
sat next to the table. Along the right wall hung long blades, hooks, and barrels of guns. Two
skeletons made of a metal Bartholomew could not identify hung on the left wall. A thick metal
Bartholomew examined the skeletons on the wall but neither were his Automaton. He
moved on to the thick metal door. He turned and tugged on the wheel in the center but it
wouldn't budge. Frustrated Bartholomew kneeled down and pulled a wrench from his tool belt.
He loosened the bolts on the hinges, Bartholomew put all his strength into the door and
pushed it over. The door landed with an echoing bang. Catching his breath Bartholomew walked
over the door. Hanging from chains in the center of the chamber was the Automaton, segments
of its outer shell were missing, exposing the clockwork and wiring beneath. Bartholomew ran
over to the chains and began pulling them off his creation.
Suddenly the Automatons eyes flashed to life, now tinted green. It cocked its head at
Bartholomew, looked him up and down, and picked itself off the floor. The machine paced
around its creator before coming to a stop in the center of the room. Shooting its arm out it
grabbed Bartholomew by the neck and violently threw him into the previous room.
Bartholomew winced in pain as his back hit the corner of the table. He awkwardly rolled
over the table and kneeled behind it catching his breath. From his toolbelt he pulled out a
wrench.
Hello I-I-I am going to kill you the Automaton reached over the table but Bartholomew
off its copper chest. Desperate he ran at it swinging wildly with the wrench. The Automaton
caught Bartholomews arm, lifted him a foot off the ground, and extended a serrated blade out of
its left forearm. Bartholomew struggled against the machines grip as it pushed the blade slowly
Screaming out as pain coursed through his body, Bartholomew slammed the wrench
into its arm over and over again until the Automaton dropped him onto the floor. Gasping for air,
he fumbled at his side for the revolver. The Automaton shambled over sparks flying from the
dented arm. Bartholomew drew the revolver just as the blade came hurtling into his shoulder.
Howling, Bartholomew raised the gun to the machines head and pulled the trigger. The bullet
tore through the thin copper shell and punched a hole in the steel skull; sparks flew as the bullet
Bartholomew looked down at the twitching dead body of the Automaton and hobbled to a
mass of valves on the wall. Madly he turned them to the maximum. Steam began to burst out of
joints in the piping. Bartholomew did the same to any valves he saw as he sprinted down the
hallway back to the elevator. He could hear the pipes hiss and groan as pressure kept building.
Falling into the elevator Bartholomew pulled the lever up and sat in the corner bleeding.
The only thing keeping him from passing out was the leftover adrenaline. Time seemed to go
slower on the trip back. Dissatisfied with the speed of the elevator Bartholomew got up and
opened the repair hatch on the ceiling. Aiming, he shot the cable that slowed the climb and
instantly the elevator rocketed up. The trip ended with a bang as the elevator was slammed into
the ceiling.
People made a mad dash for the door save one. She was dressed in a red dress with a
sweeping neckline and gold lace embroidered along her collar, sleeves and bodice. Her hair
was pulled up in an intricate bun, a black beauty lay high on her right cheek, and deep blue
Bart you fool! What have you done! Ms. Teach reached her hand out and scowled at
Bartholomew.
Well it doesn't matter now, Ms.Teach hung her head and followed Bartholomew, so
I am going to destroy every plan of that machine, Bartholomew nodded his head, I
don't want you or anyone else to pervert one of my creations like that again. Bartholomew fell
Come on you ingenious idiot lets get you to a doctor Ms.Teach took Bartholomew by
No home first Bartholomew shoved the tip of the revolver into her stomach.
It's your funeral her sigh was punctuated by the cacophonous thunder of the Nielson
The Sun set over London casting long shadows across the city. The inventor limped
home and the businesswoman followed close behind. A plume of steam rose up from the rubble
of the building; a machine of wonder buried underneath, left to be forgotten. The moon and stars
peeked through the clouds and ashes of industry as night descended on London.