I GAVE YOU A UTI

from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1

Music & Lyrics by

RACHEL BLOOM, JACK DOLGEN &
ADAM SCHLESINGER

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 I GAVE YOU A UTI
from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1
Music & Lyrics by
RACHEL BLOOM, JACK DOLGEN &
ADAM SCHLESINGER

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