Ok, first of all, there is no sex or nudity in this article, nor do we link to i

t. This is a journalistic perspective on the celebrity sex videos market that we

feel needs to be explored. Being a celebrity in 2010 is nothing fun. The movie
companies are making less money, there are less productions, and there are more
actors. So, what can an up and coming celebutante do to attract attention to the
m selves? Well, you make a sex tape of course. I can remember when it was a huge
deal when Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee’s tape leaked and dropped on the rock and ro
ll world in the late 1990’s? Now, celebrity sex tapes are a dime a dozen and if
you don’t have one, you aren’t even cool. They are common place now, with everyo
ne from Kim Kardashian to Jamie Foxx to Verne “Mini Me” Troyer, and even so far
as to bring the late rockers like Jimi Hendricks back into the entertainment wor
ld, as sad as that may seem. They are doing it on film for the world to see. Shi
t, even Carrie Prejean has a cell phone taped sex video, but Vivid did make an o
ffer on it! Here s a list of the biggest celebrity sex tapes of the past decade.
#1 The Paris Hilton Tape
Paris Hilton was just barely 19 when she dated and rode Rick Salomon into celebr
ity sex video infamy in 2004. The 2004 release of “1 Night in Paris” by Red Ligh
t District was against Paris Hilton’s wishes, or so she claimed, and Salomon and
Hilton sued each other only to eventually settle out of court. Night vision or
not, this tape is Fapperiffic!
#2 The Verne Troyer Tape
Verne Troyer, Aka Mini Me from the famed Austin Power’s movies, has a sex tape.
The Verne Troyer Sex Tape is probably not something you would actually want to s
ee. There is no link on this site to the Verne Troyer sex movie, just a blank, b
lack and white page with no link at all to Verne’s sex tape. Why would you want
to see the Verne Troyer Sex Movie? I surely wouldn’t. Apparently what happened w
as some hicky chick from somewhere in the midwest woke up one morning and decide
d she wanted to be a celebrity. “Well?”, said the lass in her head, “How do I be
come a celebrity overnight?” You make a xxx video with Verne Troyer?
#3 The Screech “Dustin Diamond” Tape
Ok, I apologize profusely for even putting you through this one, but it did happ
en and sadly we must acknowledge it, even if it is purely the acknowledgment of
it’s existence. The former “Saved By The Bell” nerd got caught up in “Screeched”
, and was released in 2006. At first good old Screech pretended he was horrified
at the sex tape’s release, but low and behold, Dustin Diamond’s manager later a
dmitted that he hoped the tape would raise Diamond’s profile. I mean, doesn’t ev
eryone that ends up with a celebrity sex movie just get famous overnight?
#4 The Kim Kardashian Tape
If there was anyone who actually paid attention to how a celebrity sex tape was
supposed to go down, it was little miss Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton’s former Be
st Friend Forever, Kim Kardashian, had a sex tape of her own released in March o
f 2007. The sex video, shot with past boyfriend Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex tape
was released by Vivid Entertainment. Kim Kardashian sued and reportedly receive
d $5 million buckaroos, and we got the unrevokable right to view that big ass an
y time we want. Kim, teach your sisters something that the world actually wants
them to learn. Catch my drift?
#5 The Collin Farrel featuring Nicole Narain Tape
Ladies, grab your tits for this one. Hold on tight. If accents and man parts are
your thing, you are reading the right post. This sex video was shot in 2003 wit
h ex-girlfriend, and Playboy playmate, Nicole Narain. The Collin Farrell sex tap
e was first leaked and released in 2005. Collin Farrell sued and had it taken do
wn, but the 14-minute tape again surfaced in 2006, only to be removed again, and
again, and again. Folks, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times. Sex Tap
es are like luggage. No one wants to keep them around, but you’re kind of stuck
with them once they’re out there. The Internet is a black hole of tubes, right A
l Gore? Once something hits the web, you can pretty much forget about it ever no
t appearing again. All we have to say is, Go Collin! At least you’re getting poi
nts from the ladies. #6
#6 The Chyna Tape
If there was a sex video that you wish you could “unsee” it’s this one. The form
er wrestling star made and sold a celebrity sex tape of herself with ex boyfrien
d Sean Waltman in 2004. It’s really hard to tell which one is the woman in this
sex tape. Sean looks more feminine than she does. I have to say that viewing the
Verne Troyer sex tape was far more appealing to a hetero male than the Chyna se
x tape. At least Verne’s tape was an apparent attempt at attempting to get back
INTO the vagina. Not sure you actually want to try to find this one on the Inter
net. Leave it alone folks.

#7 The Fred Durst Tape

Male celebrity sex tapes don’t have a great track record. However, we can’t blam
e our next sex video performer for that. His tape was one of the very first male
sex tapes to escape Hollywood. The former Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst was not
at all happy when, in 2005, a supposed hacker stole and released a tape of him
having sex with a model. Fred sued. You know the drill, we won’t test your intel
ligence. I can’t to this day remember the name of the model, however, we will gi
ve it the old Siskel and Ebert and tell you that if it’s celebrity sex tapes tha
t you seek, there are far better ones out there to torture your trouser trumpet
to.

#8 The Jenna Lewis “Survivor” Tape

Ok, there’s a line to be drawn as to what is actually a celebrity sex tapes. The
personal views of Sextapes.com are certainly not those of the agents responsibl
e for giving some of these F list celebrities their delusions of grandeur on kic
k starting a career with a sex tape. Chances are, if you have to mention the sho
w name in your titled tape, then you might not be a celebrity. I could have so m
uch fun with this subject of what is a celebrity, but I will save that for anoth
er day. on to the next errrrrrrr…… celebrity sex video. Now, Jenna Lewis did in
fact tape parts of a Las Vegas trip with husband Travis Wolfe in 2004 and churn
out this wonder of a tape. The sex tape got out and she claimed “Holy crap someo
ne stole me tape!”. The New York Daily News later reported that she owned the si
te that released the tape and shared in the profits with. DOH! BAAARRTT!!!!!
#9 The Eric Dane Rebecca Gayheart Kari Ann Peniche Tape …Kinda
Although, this sex tape is not technically a tape of sex, but Eric Dane’s naked
bath time with his wife Rebecca Gayheart and former Miss Teen USA, and Celebrity
Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew dropout, Kari Ann Peniche. The Skinemax style sex tape
was filmed in 2007 and leaked to a website in August 2009. There are so many lev
els to this tape that should not be talked about. Kari Ann is quite the famous l
ittle trollop here in Hollywood. McDreamy is a lucky man. Although a train wreck
, a few sacrifices would probably be made by this writer to see some of her anat
omy. Go McDreamy, you are our hero! Can a sequel be requested please?
#10 The Carrie Ann Prejean Tape
Although, not released, there certainly was an offer for this sex video. The rep
ortedly solo tape made by Prejean and sent to a boyfriend is one of up to seven
she allegedly made for him when she was either 17 (so prejean says) or 20 (he “d
irtbag who would disgrace and ex girlfriend” says). Although a long shot, adult
entertainment power house Vivid Entertainment did make an offer on the tape, IF
it existed. The tape’s existence did however end her lawsuit against the Miss Ca
lifornia pageant. A silver lining to a cloud of scandal. Carrie, if you’re out t
here and are serious about the sex tape game, please do contact me during castin
g for the male role. Links below.
#11 The Gene Simmons Tape
Now, if something needs to be said, it probably wouldn’t go uncontested for some
one to ask people to not release sex tapes of celebrities over the age of 30. Um
mmmmmkay, thanks. So, to whoever is responsible for the Gene Simmons sex tape, p
lease stand up. Now, get in a car, drive until you come to a rocky region and lo
cate a cliff to vault yourself from. Thank you. The legendary Kiss front man sta
rred in a hardly viewable, grainy black and white video of himself having sex wi
th a model named Elsa (or something Swedish) while keeping his t-shirt on. The t
ape surfaced in early 2008, and Gene Simmons dismissed it as not being true. I c
ouldn’t agree more. My final thought on this tape IS; If I want to see old peopl
e having sex, I will watch my parents. Thankfully, there is no where to actually
watch this tape. And that’s going to be it folks! Your celebrity sex tapes tutor
ial and initiation! Tune in next year, same time, same place for so much enjoyme
nt and entertainment that you’ll need a doggy bag to go. Now, get out of here! G
o out there and get famous…….and make a sex video and get on tv!