Kidnapped!

The king/queen, whilst on a visit abroad, was kidnapped. A

week later, his/her majesty turned up at four o'clock in the

morning, at the mayor's house in a local village. He/She was

wearing jeans and a T-shirt and was covered in dirt. His/Her

majesty was in good spirits and health, apart from, rather

strangely, badly-scratched knee.

Kidnapped!

The king/queen, whilst on a visit abroad, was kidnapped. A

week later, his/her majesty turned up at four o'clock in the

morning, at the mayor's house in a local village. He/She was

wearing jeans and a T-shirt and was covered in dirt. His/Her

majesty was in good spirits and health, apart from, rather

strangely, badly-scratched knee.

Kidnapped!

The king/queen, whilst on a visit abroad, was kidnapped. A

week later, his/her majesty turned up at four o'clock in the

morning, at the mayor's house in a local village. He/She was

wearing jeans and a T-shirt and was covered in dirt. His/Her

majesty was in good spirits and health, apart from, rather

strangely, badly-scratched knee

Kidnapped!

The king/queen, whilst on a visit abroad, was kidnapped. A

week later, his/her majesty turned up at four o'clock in the

morning, at the mayor's house in a local village. He/She was

wearing jeans and a T-shirt and was covered in dirt. His/Her

majesty was in good spirits and health, apart from, rather strangely, badly-scratched knee.