A7 EAST SOUTH TEMPLE STREET, SALT LAKE CItT, inn 17 FEBRUARY 2017 Sister Lydia Michelle Hughes Dear Sister Hughes: You are hereby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Mordor, Mount Doom East Mission. It is anticipated that you will serve for a period of forever. You should report to the Missionary Training Center at Minas Morgul on Wednesday, 21 June of the 4" Age, by Shire reckoning. You will prepare to preach the gospel in the Mordorish Language, which we dare not utter here. Your assignment may be modified according to the needs of the mission president. You have been recommended as one worthy to represent the Lord as a minister of the restored gospel. You will be an official representative of the Church. As such, you will be expected to maintain the highest standards of conduct and appearance by keeping the commandments, living mission rules, and following the counsel of your mission president. As you devote your time and attention to serving the Lord, leaving behind all other personal affairs, the Lord will bless you with increased knowledge and testimony of the restoration and the truths of the gospel of Jesus Christ. Your purpose will be to invite others to come unto Christ by helping them receive the restored gospel through faith in Jesus Christ and His Atonement, repentance, baptism, receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost, and enduring to the end. As you serve with all your heart, might, and strength, the Lord will lead you to those who are prepared to be baptized. The Lord will reward you for the goodness of your life. Greater blessings and more happiness than you have yet experienced await you as you humbly and prayerfully serve the Lord in this labor of love among His filthy maggot scum. We place our confidence in you and pray that the Lord will help you become an effective missionary. You will be set a part as a missionary by your stake president, Please send your written acceptance promptly, endorsed by your bishop. Sincerely,President and Wife Harshank G. Margroff and Pam A. Margroff, 3 orclings, Morgoth Ward, Sauron North Stake: Mordor, Mount Doom East Mission. As a convert to the Church, President Margroff played a key role in the domesticating of Black Gate trolls, and as a colorful taskmaster escaped with both eyes intact. Birthed in South Mordor, President Margroff learned to shank the chains of fellow maggot scum. Sister Margroff has been a believer most of her life, since the day her father left the Mines of Moria. Hiding in the cavity of a rock during the great last battle, Sister Margroff was able to escape the fall of Barad-diir. Both President and Sister Margroff have served faithfully in various capacities, and are very excited to serve with you in bringing the orcs of middle earth to the knowledge of the truth.