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October 25th, 2017 will be my senior night soccer game to which everyone on this list is invited. I have
never really asked in a serious way for people to attend a game of mine despite 10 years of competitive
play, until now. I understand there are more important things going on and thus I will understand if people
are unable to attend, however, it would be very meaningful to have as many people as possible attend my
final home soccer game where all the seniors on the team, myself included, will be recognized. This game is
the culmination of a significant portion of my life and is far more important to me then attending my
graduation if it did happen to come down to one or the other.
Who could resist such an earnest wish? And seriously, who leaves high school with such an excellent grasp of
spelling and punctuation these days? Impressive, orange one.
Patsy decided that we needed our own uniforms for the event, and purchased a goodly amount of white t-
shirts in various sizes, upon which she planned to hand draw a soccer ball that moved to different spots in
Zackos name, e.g.:
But as the numbers coming to the game increased, this began to seem like a very time intensive project
indeed, so on the day before, she dropped by with two exemplars and a huge pile of blank shirts under the
weak excuse that they would be more meaningful if everybody did their own.
Naturally, her two exemplars were discouragingly perfect. But we did our best.
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But it was freezing cold, so we eventually had to put on coats and sweaters. Somebody in the group who looks
like me drafted a few small boys and their mother to wear extra shirts and root for Z. These two boys were the
best cheerleaders ever. They put their arms into Z shapes and hollered Z to the A to the C, K, O every time
Zacko came by.
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The sisters we. Carlas red hat is a nod to Nona, who always used
to wear a red beret when out on the town.
Aunt C could not attend to her sorrow, but searched high and low
for a suitable gift. She finally found that St. Christopher is the
patron saint of soccer as well as travel, and sent this gorgeous
medal in time for the game. Zacko couldnt wear it as he said it
was a yellow card infraction to wear any jewelry, so I wore it for
him. It worked, because the team won 5 to 0.
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Mama and Steve stand on Zackos number (10) along with other
parents of seniors at half time.
A post-game hug from big Bro Alexander Conley; Esq. (Yes! Both
he and Ioana passed the bar with flying colors! Bring on the
lawsuits, its all in the family now.
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Martinas funniest z-shirt of the day. She is still at an age where
brothers are enemies, especially when you are the youngest and
have four of them.
So I thought somebody would do a play by play for me, since I am not soccer-savvy, but I didnt ask in time,
hence my own version will have to do.
First, Zacko was kicking the ball. He did this a lot. Mean boys in blue tried to stop
him but they couldnt. Various boys got
hurt, but kept playing anyhow. Zacko was
one of them. They were all very good at
this, and so they very rarely got to the net.
Hours and hours went by of the same thing. It
was freezing, but none of them were
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and yell even louder. Here he is pretending not to hear us when the
ball was offsides, or he was offsides, or whatever fool name they
give that thing where the player is allowed to throw the ball in.
Luckily, the boys seemed to know what was going on, so whenever
they did the Z to the A to the C.K.O. dance, I just joined in and
performed a strange little set of moves of my own loosely