Professional Documents
Culture Documents
MY OLD FLAME
RACHEL KUSHNER 59 THE ADOLESCENTS
JOSHUA FERRIS 69 GOOD LEGS
COLM TIBN 72 STORIES
MIRANDA JULY 78 TV
TOBIAS WOLFF 84 BEAUTIFUL GIRL
SKETCHBOOKS
Alison Bechdel 88 GRADUAL IMPACT
CHRIS Ware 90 POSSESSION
THE CRITICS
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EMILY Nussbaum 108 High Maintenance, My Mad Fat Diary.
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POEM
JAMES RICHARDSON 52 Essay on Wood
DRAWINGS Danny Shanahan, Michael Maslin, David Sipress, Benjamin Schwartz, Charles
Barsotti, Harry Bliss, Emily Flake, Liam Francis Walsh, Shannon Wheeler, Edward Steed, Roz
Chast SPOTS Simone Massoni
rachel kushner (the adolescents, p. 59) has written two novels, The
Flamethrowers and Telex from Cuba.
joshua ferris (good legs, p. 69) published his third novel, To Rise Again
at a Decent Hour, last month.
ramona ausubel (you can nd love now, p. 70) is the author of A Guide
to Being Born and No One Is Here Except All of Us.
colm tIbn (stories, p. 72) will publish a new novel, Nora Webster, in October.
miranda july (tv, p. 78) is a writer, artist, and lmmaker living in Los Angeles.
Her novel, The First Bad Man, will be published in January.
tobias wolff (beautiful girl, p. 84) teaches at Stanford. His books include
Our Story Begins: New and Selected Stories and the novel Old School.
alison bechdel (gradual impact, p. 88) is the author of the memoirs Fun
Home and Are You My Mother? and the comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For.
chris ware (possession, p. 90), the author of Building Stories, will be the
artist-in-residence at the East London Comics and Arts Festival on June 14th.
karen russell (the bad graft, p. 92), a 2013 MacArthur Fellow, published
a novella, Sleep Donation, in March. She is the author of two short-story col-
lections and the novel Swamplandia!
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forerunner of modern-day Republican- choanalytic theory. Survivors of trauma
ism, in either its Tea Party or establish- frequently put themselves in situations
ment incarnations. that remind them of the trauma they
Ron Chernow suered, and this typically has the eect
Brooklyn, N.Y. of solidifying the pain associated with
these memories. As the psychoanalyst
FEAR AND REMEMBERING Hans Loewald wrote in 1960, it is by re-
membering and internalizing new w expe-
Michael Specters article about the neu- riences with the therapist that patients
roscience of remembering revealed that can turn ghosts into ancestors.
it has taken us more than a hundred years Cathy Siebold
to come full circle in our understanding Cambridge, Mass.
of memory (Partial Recall, May 19th).
It is fashionable to think of Freud as a t
fantasist who was hopelessly unscientic Letters should be sent with the writers name,
in his methods and conclusions, but, in address, and daytime phone number via e-mail
to themail@newyorker.com. Letters and Web
recent years, state-of-the-art neuroscien- comments may be edited for length and clarity,
tic research has begun to corroborate and may be published in any medium. We regret
that owing to the volume of correspondence
many fundamental Freudian insights. we cannot reply to every letter or return letters.
No matter how popular Governors Island becomes, it always feels like a getaway. To arrive by ferry THE THEATRE
from lower Manhattan or Brooklyn Bridge Parkis to retrace the watery journey of the Spanish, Italian,
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and Dutch settlers who sailed New York Harbor centuries ago. This summer, the ferries run seven days a
week, which means more chances to swing in one of the islands fifty red hammocks, bike on its car-free FOOD & DRINK | DANCE
streets, or play on the mini-golf course created by local artists. There are plans to make Governors Island movies | ABOVE & BEYOND
accessible year-round, but for now it remains a seasonal pleasure, ending on Labor Day. NIGHT LIFE
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Openings and Previews
T TEATRE
Ayckbourn Ensemble
The centerpiece off Brits Offf Broadway is this
trio off comedies by Alan Ayckbourn, playing in
repertory: Arrivals and Departures (opens June 4),
Farcicals: A Double Bill off Frivolous Comedies
(opens June 10), and Time off My Life (opens
June 11). Ayckbourn directs the Stephen Joseph
Theatre productions. In previews. (59E59, at 59
E. 59th St. 212-279-4200.)
Carnival Kids
Lucas Kavner wrote this play, directed by Stephen
Brackett, in which an unemployed former rock
star moves in with his grown son, who is adopted.
Previews begin June 5. Opens June 9. (TBG, 312
W. 36th St. 212-868-4444.)
Clown Bar
Pipeline Theatre Company presents an encore of
this play by Adam Szymkowicz, with music and
lyrics by Adam Overett, in which a man returns
to his clowning life after his junkie brother is
found dead. Andrew Neisler directs. Saturdays
only. Previews begin June 14. (The Box, 189
Chrystie St. 800-838-3006.)
Holler if Ya Hear Me
Shakespeare in the Park begins its season with Much Ado About Nothing. Todd Kreidler wrote this new musical, based
on the lyrics off Tupac Shakur, about life on the
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convene at their high-school reunion centuries after the early 1980s, tells a fully directed by Randy Sharp) is
and hatch a plan to rescue a friend dull, jokey story about a totalitarian beautifuland enthralling in its
Also Notable
Act One
who was kidnapped by a radical po- state thats battled by a rebel army undisguised but never tedious self-
Vivian Beaumont. litical group. Anne Kau man directs. o forest fugitives. The songs, by absorption, in its command o the
Through June 15. Previews begin June 14. (Bank Street Jonnie Rockwell and Erik Ransom, spoken word, and in its demand for
After Midnight
Theatre, 155 Bank St. 212-513-1080.) are lyrically tortured and melodi- love. Its a love story about moments
Brooks Atkinson cally challenged. The performers, and sensations: Oliver rhapsodizes
Aladdin
Our New Girl who include Jason Gotay (Spider- about rain and darkness and the sun
New Amsterdam Gaye Taylor Upchurch directs the Man), Jenna Leigh Green (Sabrina, and the soul music that he hears at
U.S. premire o a play by Nancy the Teenage Witch), Remy Zaken a McDonalds where he sometimes
All the Way
Neil Simon
Harris, about a London woman with (Spring Awakening), and Randy goes to write. He ends his medita-
a problematic son who receives a Jones (the Village People), have been tion with a scene o shared human
American Hero mysterious visit from a professional encouraged to emote with wide, emotion: one evening, as he is leaving
McGinn/Cazale.
Through June 15.
nanny. Mary McCann stars. In pre- mindless smiles and melodramatic Prospect Park, a young black man
views. Opens June 10. (Atlantic Stage scowls, but their enthusiasm is not suggests that they get together. Oliver
BeautifulThe Carole 2, at 330 W. 16th St. 866-811-4111.) contagious. (Lynn Redgrave Theatre, has felt invisible for much o his
King Musical
Stephen Sondheim 45 Bleecker St. 866-811-4111.) life, an invisibility that he relished:
The Village Bike it freed him to feel more like an
Bullets Over Broadway
St. James
MCC presents this play by Penelope Chalk Farm element than like a person. But now,
Skinner, starring Greta Gerwig, Jason This topical two-hander, part o Brits in the park, he has been noticed, as
Cabaret Butler Harner, and Scott Shepherd, O Broadway, is a crme brle a man. (Reviewed in our issue o
Studio 54
about a pregnant woman who takes o a playcrackling surface, gooey 6/2/14.) (Axis Theatre, 1 Sheridan
Casa Valentina her desires into her own hands when center. Set amid the London riots Sq. 212-352-3101. Through June 7.)
Samuel J. Friedman she buys a used bike. Sam Gold in the summer o 2011, it concerns
The City of Conversation directs. In previews. Opens June 10. Maggie (Julia Taudevin) and Jamie The Killer
Mitzi E. Newhouse (Lucille Lortel, 121 Christopher St. (Thomas Dennis), a mother and her Michael Shannon stars in this 1959
The Cripple of Inishmaan 212-352-3101.) adolescent son. When the burning and parable play by Eugene Ionesco,
Cort looting kick o , Jamie inds himsel translated by Michael Feingold,
Early Shaker Spirituals When January Feels Like drawn out into the streets, to this about a serial killer on the loose in
Performing Garage. Summer huge crack in the world. The writers, an otherwise utopian city. Darko
Through June 15. Cori Thomas wrote this play, about Kieran Hurley and AJ Taudevin, delve Tresnjak directs the Theatre for a
A Gentlemans Guide to the e ect that ive Harlem residents into Jamies disenfranchisement and New Audience production. (Polonsky
Love and Murder have on one another and the world Maggies class-consciousness, while the Shakespeare Center, 262 Ashland
Walter Kerr around them. Daniella Topol directs director, Neil Bettles, o ThickSkin, Pl., Brooklyn. 866-811-4111.)
Heathers: The Musical the Ensemble Studio Theatre and Page keeps the sets ifteen screens lickering
New World Stages 73 co-production. In previews. Opens and the sound design shuddering, the Nomads
Hedwig and the Angry June 5. (Ensemble Studio Theatre, better to foment anxiety and unease. Julia Jarcho wrote this play, inspired
Inch 549 W. 52nd St. 866-811-4111.) Unfortunately, the script devolves into by the work o Jane Bowles, about
Belasco a syrupy encomium to maternal love two American women in the nineteen-
Here Lies Love When We Were Young and and sacri ice. And yet a little o the thirties who take separate paths.
Public Unafraid disquiet lingers in the inal lines, as Alice Reagan directs, for Incubator
If/Then Cherry Jones, Zoe Kazan, Cherise Jamie considers the consequences o Arts Project. (St. Marks Church
Richard Rodgers Boothe, Patch Darragh, and Morgan his actions. I would do it again, he In-the-Bowery, Second Ave. at 10th
Just Jim Dale Saylor star in a new play by Sarah muses. Why not? Best fucking day St. 212-352-3101. Through June 15.)
Laura Pels Treem, in which a woman running a o my life. (59E59, at 59 E. 59th St.
Lady Day at Emersons
womens shelter takes issue with the 212-279-4200. Through June 8.) Sawbones / The Diamond
Bar & Grill in luence that one o the residents Eater
Circle in the Square has over her teen-age daughter. Pam The Essential Straight & A peculiar exercise in narrative
Matilda the Musical MacKinnon directs the Manhattan Narrow medicine. The celebrated costume
Shubert Theatre Club production. In previews. The main action o this surreal com- designer Carrie Robbins has adapted
Les Misrables
Opens June 17. (City Center Stage I, edy, co-written by the theatre group two o her late husbands short
Imperial 131 W. 55th St. 212-581-1212.) the Mad Ones and directed by Lila stories for the stage. The irst
Mothers and Sons
Neugebauer, takes place in a motel concerns a Civil War-era doctor
Golden The Who & the What room in New Mexico in the nineteen- and his African-American protg as
LCT3 presents a new play by Ayad seventies, where three members o they amputate the legs o wounded
Motown: the Musical
Lunt-Fontanne
Akhtar, in which a young woman an L.A.-based country-music band soldiers, Union and Confederate.
clashes with her Muslim family over (Joe Curnutte, Stephanie Wright The second relates an ostensibly
Of Mice and Men the book she has written about women Thompson, and Michael Dalto) are true story o surgical ingenuity at
Longacre
and Islam. Kimberly Senior directs. hanging out with a local drag queen a Second World War concentration
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Once In previews. Opens June 16. (Claire (Marc Bovino) and working through camp. Unsurprisingly, each one-act
Jacobs Tow, 150 W. 65th St. 212-239-6200.) un inished business while waiting for is beautifully apparelled, but neither
A Raisin in the Sun their bus to be repaired. Occasionally, Robbins nor the director, Tazewell
Ethel Barrymore. though, with a change in lighting, the Thompson, has worked out how to
Through June 15. Now Playing play becomes about something else equip them for the theatre. Both
The Realistic Joneses The Anthem entirely: in the same motel room, a pieces feature stilted passages in
Lyceum Theres plenty o talent among young actress (Thompson), all by which characters explain settings
Rocky the thirteen cast members in this herself, rehearses a scene from a and circumstances directly to the
Winter Garden unrelentingly high-camp adaptation melodramatic cop show in which she audience. Still, these speeches are
Too Much Sun o the 1938 Ayn Rand novella. As is irst seduced, and then shot. Theres perhaps preferable to the dramatic
Vineyard directed, choreographed, and de- some good acting and funny jokes in sequences, which tend toward the
Violet signed by Rachel Klein, the musical this imaginative collaboration, but its overwrought. (Theres a particularly
American Airlines Theatre employs techno-rock singing, break ultimately more playful than deep. mortifying childbirth scene, though
Wicked
dancing, acrobatics, gymnastics, and (New Ohio Theatre, 154 Christopher the kidney transplant fares better.)
Gershwin roller skating, among other theatri- St. 888-596-1027. Through June 14.) Both works present a steadfastly
cal disciplinessome o it pretty heroic picture o medical men. I
impressivebut to what end? The In the Park only they could doctor plays, too.
book, by Gary Morgenstein, which This monologue by the writer and (HERE, 145 Sixth Ave., near Spring
is set, the program stipulates, many performer Edgar Oliver (respect- St. 212-352-3101. Through June 7.)
Cold-pressed Conceptualism: Josh Klines sculpture Skittles (2014) satirizes the juice-cleanse craze, life-style brands, and aspirational marketing.
Parklife
Playing hide-and-seek at a sculpture show on the High Line.
, damn trac today, the late nineteen-sixties to describe inert minimalism in corporate
reads the new white-on-pink mural by Ed Ruscha, above the plazas. In Archeo, Isabelle Cornaro is guilty of plopping. Her
High Line at Twenty-second Street. On a recent afternoon, the God Boxes, above Gansevoort Street, are black monoliths
text doubled as a caption for a live-action cartoon, as a man on a embellished with casts of stars and twisted ropethe eect is
scooter wove his way through a gaggle of tourists. Nearby, teen- Louise Nevelson lite. Gavin Kenyons gray, fur-ecked blob on a
agers held up handwritten signs advertising free hugs and yelled, polychrome base, at Thirtieth Street, is ironically titled Realism
Its emotional Tuesday! Performance art? No, students from the Marching Triumphantly Into the City, and seems aimed at
neighborhoods Fashion Industries high school, blowing o steam. deating the grandiosity of classical monuments. A bulls-eye its not.
It can be hard to distinguish whats art and whats not on the In the shade of a magnolia tree near Twenty-sixth Street, a
High Line. Archeo, a new exhibition of eight outdoor sculptures esh-pink slab by Antoine Catala sidesteps inertia through a
by seven young artists, organized by the parks nimble curator, combination of technical ingenuity and old-fashioned creepiness: a
Cecilia Alemani, plays to the idea of the High Line as a latter-day curved green prosthesis on the front of the sculpture slowly expands
Readymade. Marcel Duchamp turned his bicycle wheel, snow and contracts, as if breathing. A few yards to the south, Jessica
shovel, and bottle rack into art with scant alteration. But the Jackson Hutchins has a homier take on the concept of sculptures as
former elevated railway, once overgrown and abandoned, is now bodies: her ceramic assemblage kicks back in a hammock, slung so
so groomed and urban-chic that its a ready-made backdrop for far under the walkway that its easy to miss.
TIMOTHY SCHNECK/FRIENDS OF THE HIGH LINE
Instagram. Bodies at rest become the citys restless bodies in motion in Josh
The sites history surfaces in one of the shows strongest works: Klines brilliant Skittles, near the Standard hotel. An illuminated
Marianne Vitales Common Crossings, ve salvaged railroad deli display case is stocked with rows of colorful drinks in ridiculous
switches (they allow trains to change tracks), installed vertically. avorsWilliamsburg, Big Data, Nightlifemade from
Below Twenty-fth Street, the steel totems stand sentry, strange surprising ingredients. (Condo blends coconut water, HDMI
hybrids of Richard Serra and Easter Island. A few blocks south, in cable, infant formula, turmeric, and yoga mats.) Think of Skittles
another twist on the Readymade, Yngve Holen sets down a pair of as Duchamps Bottle Rack, updated for the age of aspirational
gleaming industrial washing-machine drums in a glib piece, titled marketing, when even a smoothie can be spun as a status symbol.
Sensitive 4 Detergent, that does little more than turn a patch of The case is locked and the bottles are beyond reach, but you can
the High Line into a hillbilly front yard. press your nose to the glass.
Plop art is a derogatory term for public sculpture, coined in Andrea K. Scott
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Museum of Modern Art Although Mutant Cities, as bodily processes or environmental Through June 21. (Nolan, 527 W. 29th
Alibis: Sigmar Polke, the shows title translates, is too destruction into volatile form. Some St. 212-925-6190.)
1963-2010. Through Aug. 3. quirky and scattershot to be really unexpectedly punk videos, featur-
MOMA PS1 groundbreaking, it explores its ing extreme closeups o Maiolino,
James Lee Byars: subject with real verve. In seven complete the portrait o an artist at GalleriesDowntown
1/2 an Autobiography. decades worth o material, only once private and con ident. Through Liz Deschenes
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Opens June 15. a few namesGraciela Iturbide, June 21. (Hauser & Wirth, 32 E. 69th Conceptually elegant and rigorously
Guggenheim Museum Miguel Rio Branco, Enrique St. 212-794-4970.) minimal, Descheness new instal-
Italian Futurism, 1909-1944: Metinides, Gabriel Orozcoare lation frames the gallerys empty
Reconstructing the Universe. already familiar, so theres much space with what appear to be two
Through Sept. 1. to discover. Organized by themes GalleriesChelsea pairs o V-shaped steel bars, facing
Whitney Museum (Nightlife,Identities,The Forgot- Mark Cohen each other across the room. But
American Legends: From ten Ones), the show emphasizes Working on the streets o his what looks like smudged, striated
Calder to OKeeffe. street work, pop culture, portraiture, coal-blackened home town, Wilkes- metal is actually the glossy surface
Through June 29.
and social engagement, including Barre, Pennsylvania, Cohen makes o a seven-foot-high silver-toned
Brooklyn Museum fascinating protest documentation. rude, alarming, and often hilarious photogram, which was exposed
Ai Weiwei: According to Pictures by Barbara Brandli, Pablo photographs that could almost be to moonlight in the course o a
What? Through Aug. 10.
Ortiz Monasterio, Victor Robledo, mistaken for drunken snapshots. night. There are no images here,
American Museum of and Leon Ruiz whet the appetite The pictures are radically cropped, only phenomenafugitive traces o
Natural History
Pterosaurs: Flight in the Age
for more, and vitrines o posters lopping o heads and feet and atmosphere brushing up against a
of Dinosaurs. Through Jan. 4. and publications add to the shows zeroing in on grimy knees, gestur- sensitive surface. Balancing subtleties
gritty texture and savvy feel for ing hands, and a bare midri . The o process and perception, Deschenes
Bronx Museum
Beyond the Supersquare.
the histories o Latin America. hectic mood o this terri ic show o continues to pare her work down
Through Jan. 11. Through Sept. 7. color and black-and-white images to an alluring but elusive essence.
is broken only by a few back-alley Through June 25. (Abreu, 36 Orchard
Morgan Library & Museum
Marks of Genius: Treasures
Frick Collection landscapes and still-lifes o debris on St. 212-995-1774.)
from the Bodleian Library. The Poetry of Parmigianinos the ground, including a gum wrapper
Opens June 6. Schiava Turca that has the uncanny presence o Bill Jenkins
New Museum
Not a single American museum has a tiny Claes Oldenburg sculpture. This young Brooklyn-based artist
Ragnar Kjartansson: Me, My a portrait by the greatest Manner- Through June 20. (Danziger, 527 has stu ed the gallerys bay win-
Mother, My Father, and I. ist, so roll out the bunting for this W. 23rd St. 212-629-6778.) dows with re lective foil, shaped
Through June 29. painting o a mysterious woman, on the material in one corner into
Queens Museum
loan from the Galleria Nazionale Rebecca Horn a funnel, and attached the stem
13 Most Wanted Men: Andy di Parma: her cheeks are ruddy, The veteran German artist is best to a snaking duct that, so he tells
Warhol and the 1964 Worlds her shoulders are sloped, and her known for performances and wearable us, is mirrored on the inside. The
Fair. Through Sept. 7. elongated ingers daintily curve objects that she called body exten- duct lets out in a basin inside a
SCULPTURECENTER around an ostrich-feather fan. The sions, but lately Horn has turned dark room, and indeed a faint
Katrn Sigurdardttir. sitter is unknown, but shes de initely to lyrical, subtly kinetic sculptures re lection o daylight illuminates
Through July 27. not a Turkish slave, as the title that mix natural and mechanical the loor, but only just. Jenkins
Studio Museum in Harlem has it. Her large headdress is not materials. They incorporate branches wittily recycles emblems o sixties
When the Stars Begin to Fall: a turban but a balzo, a Northern and volcanic stone and only slowly art history (the foil is a Warhol
Imagination and the American Italian courtly luxury, to which shes reveal their motorized elements, motif, the duct borrowed from the
South. Through June 29. a ixed a gold ornament depicting such as a pair o little gold sticks minimalist Charlotte Posenenske)
Galleries Short List Pegasus, the classical symbol o that move up and down like a for his act o institutional critique.
Uptown poetic inspiration. (The fan may praying mantis. Marcel Duchamps But the point seems to be that his
Lynda Barry o er a clue about her identity: the Montgol ire, one o the best works jerry-rigged apparatus is unreliable,
Baumgold sixteenth-century Italian word for here, replicates one o the masters as i to acknowledge that art can
Through July 11. fan was piume, whose singular, spinning squiggles with two rotating redirect the worlds energy only so
Dawoud Bey piuma, means pen, and some mirrors. As they turn, the light they much. Through June 22. (Gitlen,
Boone scholars suggest that she may be re lect onto the white gallery walls 122 Norfolk St. 212-274-0761.)
Through June 28. Veronica Gambara, a poet and transmutes from a circle to an oval
Chelsea stateswoman who ruled the small and then, thrillingly, to a glowing Jason Loebs
Darren Bader court o Correggio.) The painting hot-air balloon. Through June 21. This young artist, already a stand-
Kreps hangs alongside another, lesser Par- (Sean Kelly, 475 Tenth Ave., at 36th out in group shows at the Swiss
Through June 21. migianino, from a private collection, St. 212-239-1181.) Institute and Artists Space, seduces
Mika Rottenberg augmented by a few portraits from with three monochrome canvases
Rosen the Fricks stash, including Titians Jorinde Voigt covered with thermal grease in
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Through June 14. depiction o the Venetian satirist The swooping lines in this Berlin- lieu o paint: the surfaces are a
Downtown Pietro Aretino. Through July 20. based artists intricate, large-scale sunlight-gobbling black. There
Polly Apfelbaum drawings seem at irst to have are also three readymades o
Clifton Benevento some scienti ic signi icance. On heat-emitting carbon ilm, curved
Through Aug. 8. GalleriesUptown closer inspection, however, the into sculptures, and hal a dozen
Sarah Charlesworth Anna Maria Maiolino drawings resolve into a hermetic, chunks o mineral orequartz
Maccarone After emigrating to Brazil during highly personal disquisition on the from Pakistan, azurite from China,
Through June 21. the years o military dictatorship, history o love in Western Europe, siderite from Arkansasto which
the Italian-born sculptor and drafts- with annotations borrowed from Loebs has applied the iridescent
woman found her voice in intricate, the writings o the proli ic Ger- ink used in banknotes to prevent
almost obsessive geometric abstrac- man sociologist Niklas Luhmann. forgery. Hes the rare artist whose
tions. Now a woman whom the Peculiar, sometimes breathtaking use o unorthodox materials feels
dictatorship tortured is President, forms, from a gold-and-red double necessary rather than tentative.
and Maiolino, at seventy-two, is helix to loating clouds and virus-like Through June 29. (Essex Street,
doing the most visceral work o spiky balls, are ringed by obsessive 114 Eldridge St. 917-263-1001.)
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the supposed, ill-starred love a air W. 20th St. chelseaopera.org. June irst program belongs to Anthony
between Queen Elizabeth I and her 13 at 7 and June 14 at 4.) Cheung, who will enjoy the world
culture desk favorite courtier, the Earl o Essex. premire o his work Lyra; it is
Michael Schulman recaps the Stephen Costello, a prominent young bookended by Bronfmans perfor-
best and the worst of the Tony American tenor, takes the title role, Orchestras and Choruses mances o Beethovens Concer-
Awards, hosted by Hugh Jackman on with Mariella Devia as Elizabeth. Riverside Symphony tos No. 1 in C Major and No. 4 in
(212-247-7800. June 5 at 7:30.) To close its thirty-third season, G Major. (Avery Fisher Hall. 212-
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June 8. Plus, read reviews of Tony-
nominated shows. George Rothmans intrepid orchestra 875-5656. June 11-12 at 7:30 and
Opera Cabal: ATTHIS o ers a program infused with the June 13-14 at 8.)
New Yorks always impressive Ameri- spirit o elegant classicismmusic
can Contemporary Music Ensemble by Nielsen, Proko iev (the lyrical
joins the Chicago-based group in a and urbane Violin Concerto No. 2 Recitals
visit to an iconic Gotham venue, in G Minor, with the young soloist Transvocality: Music by
the Kitchen; the main subject is Haik Kazazyan), and Bizet (the Mario Davidovsky
the music o Georg Friedrich Haas, Symphony in C Major). The wild The music o this enduring Argentin-
the admired Austrian modernist card is the tone poem Turner, an ean-American composer, ferociously
composer, whose irst season as a homage to the artist by the composer modernist but slyly expressive, is the
Columbia professor is capped by a Marius Constant. (Alice Tully Hall. focus o the latest concert by the
performance o this work, a mono- riversidesymphony.org. June 4 at 8.) excellent group Counter)Induction;
drama based on texts by Sappho. its musicians (including the violin-
Three short pieces by Marcos Balter, NY Phil Biennial ist Miranda Cuckson) celebrate
who joins the faculty at Montclair The last few days o Alan Gilberts the composers eightieth-birthday
State University this fall, complete inaugural festival are packed with year by performing such works as
the program. (512 W. 19th St. 212- high-pro ile events. Gilbert himsel Festino, the Duo Capriccioso, and
255-5793. June 12-13 at 8.) conducts the irst o two programs the Quartetto No. 4. (SubCulture,
with the orchestra, which welcomes 45 Bleecker St. subculturenewyork.
Chelsea Opera: the violinist Midori as its guest; com. June 7 at 8.)
The Tender Land shell be out front in the New York
Coplands a ecting opera o life premire o DoReMi, a concerto Prism Quartet:
on the American prairie during the by the distinguished Hungarian Heritage/Evolution
Depression was always a little too composer-conductor Peter Etvs. Prism, one o Americas inest saxo-
intimate for the full opera-house The concerts conclude with the phone quartets for three decades,
treatment; it reached perfection, world-premire performances o the has been collaborating lately with
however, in the widely performed Symphony No. 4 by the orchestras several renowned guest players in
current composer-in-residence, a series o concerts in New York
of note Christopher Rouse; they open with a and Philadelphia. In the inal pro-
Chelsea Music Festival piece by a yet-to-be-determined young gram, the group is joined by the
The uniquely wide-ranging festivalof new music, old music, American composer, whose music jazz saxophonists Dave Liebman
and food and drinkreturns for another year, under the joint will be selected in a private reading and Greg Osby in world-premire
o six works by the Philharmonic performances o their own music.
direction of the conductor Ken-David Masur and his wife, the on June 3. (June 5 at 7:30 and June (Symphony Space, Broadway at
pianist Melinda Lee Masur. With the World Cup soon upon us, 7 at 8.)The Philharmonics inal 95th St. symphonyspace.org. June
this year has a German-Brazilian theme; the acclaimed composer concert begins with another piece 12 at 7:30.)
Alexandre Lunsqui, born in So Paulo, is in residence, with selected through the orchestras June
the first of several events (a catered gala) featuring a world- 3 readings, and continues with two Early Music Festival: NYC
premire piece, as well as music by Villa-Lobos, C. P. E. Bach, eminent New York premires. The With the citys historical-performance
irst is Instances, one o the last community now up to an international
Augusta Read Thomas, and Richard Strauss. (Canoe Studios, works by the late Elliott Carter; the level, its time to celebrate. This
601 W. 26th St. chelseamusicfestival.org. June 6 at 7:30. Through second is Re lections on Narcissus, new festival, co-directed by Donald
June 14.) a cello concerto (with the magnetic Meineke and Jolle Greenleaf, o ers a
Alisa Weilerstein) by the German week o performances (most o which
composer Matthias Pintscher, who are free) by ensembles both small
Music Mountain: Emerson String Quartet conducts. (June 6 at 8.) (Avery and large, each making a jubilant
This admirable festival, devoted to the art of the string quartet, Fisher Hall. 212-875-5656. For tickets sound. One o the irst concerts is
starts off its eighty-fifth season in high style: an unexpected visit and a full schedule o events, see given by the acclaimed vocal quartet
from the Emerson String Quartet, which, with its new cellist, nyphil.org.) New York Polyphony, who will sing
Paul Watkins, is concertizing widely. Its program is dark-hued: Palestrinas seminal Missa Papae
The Beethoven Piano Marcelli (along with music by
Haydns Quartet in G Minor, Op. 20, No. 3; Mendelssohns Concertos: A Philharmonic Andrew Smith) at the Church o
impassioned Quartet in F Minor, Op. 80; and Schuberts Festival St. Jean Baptiste. (Lexington Ave.
monumental Death and the Maiden, the Quartet No. 14 in Alan Gilbert and the Philharmonic at 76th St. emfnyc.org. June 13 at
D Minor. (Falls Village, Conn. 860-824-7126. June 7 at 6:30.) are wrapping up their season in 7:30. Through June 19.)
similar hue. better than it looks or tastes and costs more than it should. A Serrano ham, cave-aged
Emma Allen Gruyre, and sage sandwich amounts to a tiny, eighteen-dollar grilled cheese, and the
warm local squid salad is not so much a salad as it is a single squid. Of course, the
food is beside the point, and, judging from the restaurants past reputation, it might be
better now than ever before. Still, its a letdown to discover that the brownie sundae is
the worlds dinkiest, consisting of a grainy brownie, a single scoop of salted-caramel ice
cream, and a paint swipe of chocolate sauce. Mayor Beame had it good.
Hannah Goldeld
Open weekdays for lunch and dinner and weekends for brunch and dinner. Entres $24-$56.
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set to a compilation o Massenet contemporary dance. Adjectives
orchestral music.June 2-3 and June like full-throttle, edgy, and in-
5-6 at 7:30, June 4 at 2 and 7:30, and defatigable apply. (I some o the
June 7 at 2 and 8: Manon.June repertory tends to blend together,
9-10 and June 12-13 at 7:30, June 11 that says more about the state o
at 2 and 7:30, and June 14 at 2 and contemporary ballet than about the
New York City Ballet 8: Cinderella. (Metropolitan Opera company.) To mark its irst decade,
George Balanchines A Midsummer House, Lincoln Center. 212-362-6000. the troupe appears at BAM for the
Nights Dream (1962), the perfect Through July 5.) irst time, with three programs o
prologue to summer, returns in the recent hits. On Program A, Orbo
companys inal week at Lincoln Cen- Ronald K. Brown/Evidence Novo, by the Belgian choreogra-
ter. What makes thisBalanchines As a choreographer, Brown has many pher Sidi Larbi Cherkaoui, is an
irst wholly original story ballet, set strengthsintensity within ease, evening-length exploration, through
to Mendelssohns witty scoresuch rhythmic persuasionbut structural dance and text, o Jill Bolte Taylors
GOINGS ON, ONLINE a delight? Could it be the swarms o variety isnt one o them. So its re- surprising account o her sensations
See our Web site for details children from the company school grettable that the brilliant jazz pianist while su ering a stroke. Program
about Bill Frisell, who is leading swirling across the stage as gossamer- Jason Moran, who composed music B is anchored by Violet Kid, a
an exploration of the electric winged ire lies, or the quicksilver for this premire, o ered a suite, militaristic, dystopian take on group
guitar in America, and an scherzo for Oberon, king o the fairies, Browns go-to form. The subject o dynamics, by the U.K.-based Israeli
appearance by the saxophone- in which his feet seem to barely touch The Subtle One, the manifestation choreographer Hofesh Shechter.
heavy Microscopic Septet. the ground? (This solo was created o spiritual grace, is also well-trod Perhaps the most interesting work o
for Edward Villella, who had two o ground for him. But Browns repeti- the lot, Crystal Pites Grace Engine
the fastest feet around.) Then, there tions outshine most choreographers (on Program C), is constructed
is the ballets tight construction, novelties, especially when embodied as a series o enigmatic vignettes
with its compressed irst act, which by his superb dancers, who are joined that reveal the surreality buried
leaves room in the second hal for a by the Alvin Ailey superstar Matthew in everyday life. (BAMs Howard
series o divertissements, including Rushing in the second program. Gilman Opera House, 30 Lafayette
FRONT ROW one o Balanchines most limpid pas (Joyce Theatre, 175 Eighth Ave., at Ave., Brooklyn. 718-636-4100. June
Richard Brody surveys MOMAs de deux. (David H. Koch, Lincoln 19th St. 212-242-0800. June 3-4 at 11-14 at 7:30.)
retrospective of films made by Center. 212-496-0600. June 4-5 at 7:30, June 5-6 at 8, June 7 at 2 and
the studio MK2 and its founder, 7:30, June 6 at 8, June 7 at 2 and 8, 8, and June 8 at 2 and 7:30.) Ballet Tech / Kids Dance
Marin Karmitz. and June 8 at 3.) Ballet Tech is an extraordinary in-
Platform 2014: Diary of an stitution: a free elementary school,
American Ballet Theatre Image serving grades four through eight,
This season, the company replaces Diary o an Image, the centerpiece with a focus on academics and
its intermittently compelling produc- o Danspace Projects four-week focus dance. Admission to the academy,
tion o Cinderella with Frederick on DD Dorvillier, is a solo for the which was founded more than three
Ashtons gem, created in 1948 for the choreographer. Or, at least, shes the decades ago by the choreographer
Royal Ballet. Ashton responded to only person dancing in the work, Eliot Feld, is based wholly on merit.
Proko ievs sweeping and occasionally which was made in collaboration At the Joyce, these talented pupils
prickly score by creating a ballet that with the composer Zeena Parkins, perform a mixed bill o three works
is both riotously funnythe ugly the lighting designer Thomas Dunn, by Feld: his clever Stair Dance,
stepsisters are played, pantomime and the set designer Olivier Vadrot. based on a series o minutely evolving
style, by menand an example o the Using borrowed heel-and-toe steps as patterns; the hoedown-like Apple
highest classical re inement. Some o a kind o indecipherable Morse code, Pie, set to lively music by Bela
the ballets most striking moments Dorvillier works as much with sound Fleck; and KYDZNY, a new work
are the simplest, as when the heroine as with image. (St. Marks Church created especially for the occasion
enters the ballroom, slowly loating In-the-Bowery, Second Ave. at 10th to music by the Brooklyn-based
down a long staircase on pointe. St. 866-811-4111. June 6-7 and June Raya Brass Band. Try to catch the
Ashtons Cinderella receives its 12-14 at 8.) June 12 performance, when the
company premire on June 9, with band plays live. (175 Eighth Ave.,
the delicate Hee Seo in the role o ZviDance at 19th St. 212-242-0800. June 12
Cinderella and the tall, elegant Cory The veteran choreographer Zvi Got- at 8, June 13 at 7, June 14 at 2 and
Stearns as her prince. Another prom- heiner can make vigorous, charged 7, and June 15 at 2.)
ising cast pairs Gillian Murphya dances that get under your skin. But
particularly lush dancerwith the hes also fond o the-way-we-live-now Rioult
even more princely David Hallberg. gimmicks. In Zoom, from 2010, To celebrate his companys twen-
he invited the audience to e-mail tieth anniversary, Pascal Rioult,
suggestions for choreography dur- whose established choreographic
of note Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre ing the show and to take pictures skills certainly include borrow-
For the second year in a row, the beloved troupe offers a short with their phones. His new piece, ing, owns up to his in luences by
spring season at Lincoln Center, where it projects marvellously Surveillance, features live video programming works by some o his
from the big stage. The premire is The Pleasure of the o dancers and spectators, and Scott mentors. Thus, Martha Grahams
Lesson, by Robert Moses, a San Francisco choreographer Killians sound design incorporates El Penitente (1940) and May
recorded conversations between ODonnells Suspension (1943),
whose ambitious ideas can escape his structural control. The audience members captured dur- though theyre in an antiquated style
repertory pieces on three of the four programs (the fourth is ing the show. Watch what you say. thats di icult for contemporary
a dud) exhibit an impressive historical and stylistic range, from (New York Live Arts, 219 W. 19th dancers to pull o , have a chance
the balletic futurism of Wayne McGregors Chroma to Awassa St. 212-924-0077. June 11-13 at 7:30 to overshadow his bland Views o
Astrige, a 1932 curio for a man in ostrich feathers. A selection of and June 14 at 2 and 7:30.) the Fleeting World (2008). The
Ailey dances to Duke Ellington comes right in the middle. (David second program features a Rioult
Cedar Lake Contemporary premire set to Tchaikovsky. (Joyce
H. Koch, Lincoln Center. 212-496-0600. June 11 at 7, June 12 and Ballet Theatre, 175 Eighth Ave., at 19th
June 17 at 7:30, June 13 at 8, June 14 at 2 and 8, and June 15 at 3 Founded ten years ago by a Walmart St. 212-242-0800. June 17 at 7:30.
and 7:30. Through June 22.) heiress, the company is an indubi- Through June 22.)
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Bogdanovichs Daisy Miller, action is a game room; the game o express the forbidden. Kiarostamis and Halle Berry. Directed by Bryan
from 1974, in our digital edition. choice is Ping-Pong; and Rad, whos main subject is sex, which he evokes Singer.D.D. (In wide release.)
B YO D
after murdering an Olympic wrestler), as from Egypt and the Near East; the
whose estate is now putting it up for sale is followed by one o furniture and
auction. (York Ave. at 72nd St. 212- bric-a-brac (June 9), containing ornate
606-7000.)In its inal push before the French and Italian pieces, and one o
summer lull, Christies holds a lurry jewelry (June 10), o ering the usual
Northside Festival Auctions and Antiques o sales, beginning with an auction o diamond parures. (20 Rockefeller Plaza,
With new high-rise condominiums, Fifty years after the British Invasion, a Old Master paintings (June 4) whose at 49th St. 212-636-2000.)
music venues, and chain stores seeming cache o whimsical line drawings and
to turn up daily, North Brooklyn has poems by John Lennonthe basis Readings and Talks
become a highly desirable place to for two books, In His Own Write Karl Ove Knausgaard
live. As the area has developed, so has and A Spaniard in the Worksare The Norwegian writer is in town. On June 4 at 7:30, he talks about his work
this annual South by Southwest-type to be auctioned o at Sothebys on with the novelist Nicole Krauss at the Community Bookstore, in Park Slope,
festival, which was started in 2009 by June 4. The pen illustrations, which Brooklyn. (143 Seventh Ave. 718-783-3075.) On June 5 at 6, he celebrates
the folks who produce The L Magazine include Boy with Six Birds, later the U.S. publication o the English translation o the third book in his My
and Brooklyn Magazine. The musical used as the cover illustration for Struggle series at McNally Jackson Books, where James Wood will moder-
acts include the singer-songwriter Lennons single Free as a Bird, are ate a dialogue between him and Zadie Smith. (52 Prince St. 212-274-1160.)
Sharon Van Etten and bands like Fuck from the collection o the prominent On June 6 at 7, he sits down with the novelist Je rey Eugenides at the New
Buttons, War on Drugs, the Dead British publisher Tom Maschler, who York Public Library. (Fifth Ave. at 42nd St. nypl.org/live.)
Milkmen, and Beirut. More than ifty went on to create the Booker Prize.
ilms will be screened, in categories Sturdy sales o antiquities and Old Lunch Poems
that include a D.I.Y. competition and Masters follow, along with a small Frank OHaras famed collection was irst published in 1964, and, to mark
New York and Brooklyn premires. Contemporary Curated o ering on the iftieth anniversary, City Lights is printing a special edition. At the
The Innovation Conference presents June 12, which draws from two private Poetry Project, Justin Vivian Bond, Hettie Jones, Edmund Berrigan, and
speakers from Internet game-changers collections o contemporary art. The dozens o other writers will read all o the poems. (St. Marks Church
such as BuzzFeed, Etsy, and Vimeo, most valuable lot o the week, however, In-the-Bowery, Second Ave. at 10th St. poetryproject.org. June 11 at 8.)
as well as a jobs fair, which might is a small, oddly shaped stamp, to be
come in handy for Millennials who sold in solitary splendor on June 17: Dan Barber
are liable to be swiftly priced out o the 1856 British Guiana one-cent The che discusses his new book, The Third Plate: Field Notes on the
the neighborhood. (northsidefestival. black-on-magenta. The extremely Future o Food, with the radio host Ira Glass. (92nd Street Y, Lexington
com. June 12-19.) rare specimen was discovered in 1873 Ave. at 92nd St. 212-314-5500. June 11 at 8.)
NIGHT LFE
promote innovative new records: Jack White,
whose new solo album, Lazaretto, moves between
thunderous guitar-happy crunch and introspective
ballads; and Damon Albarn, whose contemplative,
melancholy, and brilliantly world-weary Everyday
Robots is a far cry from his ebullient work with
Blur. (Randalls Island, East River and Harlem
Rock and Pop is seventy-eight, is a fervent vocalist whose singing River. governorsballmusicfestival.com. June 6-8.)
Musicians and night-club proprietors lead complicated career goes back to the mid-fifties and includes stints
lives; its advisable to check in advance to confrm with Johnny Otis and James Brown and R. & B. Janelle Mone
engagements. chart singles for Chess. Shes played New York City Mone, a hardworking singer-songwriter who grew
only twice beforeonce forty-five years ago, when up in Kansas City, moved to Atlanta, and entered the
Damon Albarn she was at the Apollo, and three years ago, when orbits of OutKast and then Sean Combs, emerged
After making a huge splash in the mid-nineties she opened for Lee Fields, at a Dig Deeper New in 2010 with an acclaimed dbut album, The
as the front man off Blur, a standard-bearer for Years Eve show, where she danced with audience ArchAndroid, which combined elements of science
golden-age Britpop, Albarn went on to create, members and did somersaults onstage. (Littlefield, fiction, classical composition, and old-fashioned
among many other projects, the innovative virtual 622 Degraw St., between Third and Fourth Aves., soul singing. Her follow-up release, The Electric
band Gorillaz, which worked with such real-life Brooklyn. littlefieldnyc.com. June 14.) Lady, came out last fall and includes contributions
collaborators as Lou Reed and Bobby Womack. from Solange Knowles, Erykah Badu, Esperanza
(In 2012, he co-produced Womacks first record Governors Ball Music Festival Spalding, and Prince. Mones songs exist at the
in nearly twenty years, The Bravest Man in the This festival began in 2011, as a one-day event rare intersection of conceptual daring and satisfying
Universe.) On his own, Albarn has matured into on Governors Island with a relatively under-the- traditionalism. Shes the thinking persons funk star,
a fascinating songwriter who embeds personal radar lineup that featured acts like Das Racist, and she opens the Celebrate Brooklyn! season on
lyrics in an ever-expanding musical palette. His Girl Talk, and Neon Indian. It was such a success June 4. (Prospect Park Bandshell, Prospect Park
dbut solo album, Everyday Robots, has strings, that its programmers were emboldened to think W. at 9th St. bricartsmedia.org.)
Eastern harmonies, and African accents, and bigger; the following year, it expanded to two
includes songs about Albarns ongoing journey, days and moved to Randalls Island, where Beck, The Notwist
whether musicological, biographical, or spiritual. Kid Cudi, and Fiona Apple headlined. Last year, Formed in 1989 in the Bavarian town of Weilheim,
(Irving Plaza, 17 Irving Pl. 212-777-6800. June 8.) it was up to three days, with Kanye West, Kings this act has developed the habit of taking its time
off Leon, Kendrick Lamar, and many other acts. between albums, often writing and rewriting
Dig Deeper This years slate is even more ambitious, with tracks, then recording and re-recording them.
The monthly soul-music series celebrates its sixth pop-music luminaries from all genres, including Its members preoccupation with precision is
anniversary with Sugar Pie DeSanto, backed by OutKast, Vampire Weekend, the Strokes, TV on not just a function of their being German; they
the Brooklyn Rhythm Band, which will perform the Radio, Neko Case, Interpol, and Spoon, to are experimenting with a delicate balance, fusing
an opening set. DeSanto, a Brooklyn native who name but a few. As in any good festival, highlights traditional rock methods with elements of abstract
electronica and forging pop songs that are as
warmly melodic as they are coldly computerized.
The outfits eighth studio album, Close to the
Glass, their dbut on Sub Pop Records, comes
six years after its last, well-received effort, The
Devil, You + Me. (Webster Hall, 125 E. 11th St.
ticketmaster.com. June 9.)
Dale Watson
Watson, a veteran of the Grand Ole Opry, has little
truck with whats been coming out of Nashville in
the past few decades, and has come up with his
own name for the music he plays: Ameripolitan.
With a voice as deep as his white pompadour is
high, Watson keeps the sounds of the honky-tonk
country-and-Western scene alive (both musically
and financiallyhe owns a couple of old clubs in
Texas where the music is played). Hes also a cre-
ative ad-libber: a feature of his regular gigs at the
Continental, in his home base of Austin, is to take
suggestions for titles and keys from the audience and
compose a tune on the fly. Thats how I Lie When
I Drink came to be writtenonstage. His most
recent album, El Rancho Azul, includes the first
3
studio recording off the funny and catchy song. (Hill
Country Live, 30 W. 26th St. 212-255-4544. June 5.)
36 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014 ILLUSTRATION BY CUN SHI
Jonathan Batiste, and guests perform a bene it
for the National Jazz Museum in Harlem, at the
Kaye Playhouse. June 12: The Jamaican pianist
Monty Alexander celebrates his seventieth birth-
day at the B. B. King club. June 13: Questlove
and Bobby McFerrin get their freak on at Town
Hall. June 14-15: The First Lady o Soul, Aretha
Franklin, performs in a suitably grand setting,
Radio City Music Hall. (For more information,
visit bluenotejazzfestival.com. Through June 30.)
Celebrate Ornette
At the tail end o the nineteen- ifties, the saxo-
phonist, composer, and visionary Ornette Coleman
brought free jazz into our midst, and in the ensuing
years his notions o unfettered musical expression
have signi icantly touched artists o many stripes.
The great man himsel wont be playing at this
tribute, but others will be on hand to pay him
homage, among them Colemans son, the drummer
Denardo Coleman, members o Ornettes bands,
and a host o attendees from wide-ranging genres,
including Patti Smith, Henry Threadgill, Laurie
Anderson, Bruce Hornsby, Joe Lovano, Flea,
Bill Laswell, and Afrika Bambaataa. (Celebrate
Brooklyn!, Prospect Park Bandshell, Prospect
Park W. at 9th St. bricartsmedia.org. June 12.)
Anat Cohen
The accomplished Israeli-born clarinettist and
saxophonist personi ies the multicultural and
pan-stylistic eclecticism that are hallmarks o the
contemporary-jazz scene: she is comfortable litting
from Middle Eastern strains to Brazilian choro to
swing, bebop, and modal idioms. The drummer
Matt Wilson and the bassist Martin Wind will
be Cohens support team, and special guests are
promised. (Village Vanguard, 178 Seventh Ave.
S., at 11th St. 212-255-4037. June 10-15.)
Vision Festival
Now in its nineteenth year, this resilient festival
maintains a sharp focus on free jazz. This years
lifetime-achievement honoree is the seventy-
ive-year-old saxophonist and pianist Charles
Gayle, an intrepid and soulfully expressive
artist. Other stalwarts who will appear include
Peter Brtzmann, James (Blood) Ulmer, Kidd
Jordan, Mary Halvorson, and Matthew Shipp.
The gathering concludes with a tribute to the
trumpeter Roy Campbell, Jr., who died in January.
(Roulette, 509 Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn. artsforart.
org. June 11-15.)
COMMENT
LITERATURE AND LIFE
MINYA POSTCARD by two men with bushy beards, prayer onment, but little evidence was put for-
ELECTION DAY bruises, and clean hands. Today, that was ward, and most of the accused were not
another markerevery voter had his even present at the trials.
nger stained with purple ink. We voted Minya is often described as a Brother-
ve times already, the older of the hood town. In truth, many residents
bearded men said, referring to the various seem to have shifted their loyalties to Sisi,
elections and referendums that have been in the hope of stability. Even the Is-
held since the revolution of 2011. And lamists, while united in opposition to the
1
his gown. Each ankle was encircled by a Was it wrong to use violence? his limber lips and torso, marking time in
rubbery band of scar tissue. This was Theres a dierence between wrong conversation as if waiting for a translator.
from being hung upside down, he said. and useless, he said, with a smile. The So is that a mirror one of the women is
After twenty years, you can still see the violence was simply useless. holding? Could be. A drumstick? Pos-
marks. He pointed to his companion: Peter Hessler sibly, he said, staring it down. Possibly.
Hes the same. In silence, the other man His father, a dead ringer for his son
lifted his galabiya: more white rings THE ARTISTIC LIFE in all but erceness of prole, was funny
around the ankles. FATHERS AND SONS and light on his feet, a man who adored
The older man was asked how he had masks and Paris and Greta Garbos
felt when Sadat was shot. face. But De Niro didnt see much of
I was young and enthusiastic, so I was him after his parents separated, when he
happy, he said. But I felt dierent later. was two. (The elder De Niro conded
When we saw the repercussions, we real- to his journals, but not to the world, that
ized that the target wasnt achieved. He he was gay.) His mother, Virginia Ad-
explained that Sadats successor, Hosni
Mubarak, had been just as repressive.
With Sisi coming into oce, he believed
W hen Robert De Niro was young,
his father would ask to paint him,
but he wouldnt pose. I wish I had,
miral, was also a well-known artist, but
she put down her brushes to raise her
son. My father would always say, Tell
that the only solution was patience. Peo- De Niro said recently, but I didnt have your mother to paint more, shes a won-
ple are committed to peacefulness, he the patience. You gotta sit still. Much derful artist, blah- blah-blah, De Niro
said. Look, there were twelve hundred later, the actor felt he was too acquiescent said, making a face. I prefer my fathers
death sentences here, and theres been no when his father neglected the prostate work. When De Niro, Sr., showed at
reaction. Have you seen any violence? cancer that killed him, in 1993. Book- Peggy Guggenheims gallery, in 1945,
Given the repressive climate of the ended by regrets, De Niro, now seventy, the critic Clement Greenberg wrote that
past nine months, there has been sur- sat in Robert De Niro, Sr.,s studio in he possessed originality and an iron
prisingly little violence in Egypt, where SoHo. Save for installing shades beneath control of the plastic elements such as is
communities have settled into a kind the skylights, hed preserved the loft as it rarely seen in our time. Yet as his peers
of dtente. In Minya, the police rarely was: red dial phone on a pillar; shirts in turned to abstraction, and then to dead-
patrol Abu Hilal, a neighborhood that dry-cleaning bags; birdcage lacking only pan contemplation of popular culture,
is home to many Islamists. The govern- the parrot, Demetreus. he became increasingly gurative, bit-
ment didnt open polling stations there, De Niro slipped his glasses on to peer ter, and poor. And it was his son who
notifying residents that they could vote at the canvases against the far brick got famous.
elsewhere in the city. The theory seemed wallwomen reclining, dab and con- Born on the wrong continent in the
to be that since many people were boy- dent, t companions to the images from wrong century, the painter moved to
cotting the election, there was no reason Ingres, Poussin, Courbet, and Delacroix France in 1960, but found himself out of
to create a target by opening a local poll. that his father had tacked up for inspira- step there, too. When De Niro visited
The man at the shop was asked if he tion. To me, hes a great artist, he said. him in Paris ve years later, he recalled,
had ever done anything violent during his He nodded at a melancholy pastel, Girl My father was in a rut. I brought him
years with the Gamaa al-Islamiyya. In with Red Turban: Such color, simplic- and his paintings around to galleries on
terms of actually participating in violence, ity, and the girl has something. . . . I wish the Left Bank, and, well, the people were
no, he said. But maybe I helped arrange I had listened more to my father so I nice, but thats not the way you do it,
showing up unsolicited. So I made him
come back to America, I almost pushed
him on a plane. . . . After that, I would
help him out, nancially, and I put his
paintings in the Tribeca Grill, Locanda
Verde, Nobu, Nobu in Japan, the Green-
wich Hotelhis business ventures. My
father did the menu for the Tribeca Grill,
and the coasters for the Greenwich
Hotel, and he hung the paintings him-
selfhe was very particular. And Ive
never changed it.
De Niro helped make a documen-
tary, Remembering the Artist, Robert
De Niro, Sr., that will air on HBO next
I aint cookin nuthinthats my pork-and- week, coinciding with a catalogue of
beans-scented candle you smell. his fathers work and a gallery show in
Chelsea, with prices ranging up to two eggs. In Rocky, the title character Greene and MacNeill ran through
hundred and fty thousand dollars. The downs a glass of them. In Cabaret, Mi- the scene. Their characters, Helen and
more expensive they are, the better theyre chelle Williams, as Sally Bowles, mixes Bartley, are in Inishmaans only general
going to be protected, because they be- them with Worcestershire saucea store, discussing Cripple Billys sudden
come an asset, he said. They get good prairie oysterand drinks them for disappearance. (He has escaped to Hol-
homes, if you will. However, he added, breakfast. And then theres The Crip- lywood.) Helens casual sadism toward
I did the documentary, just like I kept ple of Inishmaan, Martin McDonaghs her brother escalates, until she reaches
the studio, for my childrenhe has six. black comedy about life in the Aran Is- over and breaks an egg on his head.
I wanted them to see what their grand- lands in 1934. The play, starring Daniel When Greene did it, the yolk dribbled
Radclie, has been nominated for six down MacNeills curly red hair.
Tony awards, but it also holds the record That egg doesnt quite behave like
for Most Eggs Sacriced in the Name of were used to, does it? Grandage said. He
Art: thirty-six per show. shrugged. It doesnt matter. We cant
Not long ago, the cast gathered in a train our eggs. The scene continued:
rehearsal room on Forty-second Street
HELEN: Do you want to play England
to work out the logistics. Radclie, who versus Ireland?
plays a disgured teen-ager known as BARTLEY: I dont know how to play En-
Cripple Billy, was just leaving. Sarah gland versus Ireland.
HELEN: Stand here and close your eyes.
Greene and Conor MacNeill, who play Youll be Ireland.
a squabbling brother and sister, stayed
behind. Both are Irish, and both ap- With that, Greene smashed three
peared in the plays West End incar- more eggs on MacNeills head. Mac-
nation. New to the production, and to Neill looked down at his torso, now
egg smashing, were their understudies, drenched in yolk, and said, Theyre very
Helen Cespedes (Boston) and Josh Salt yellow, arent they? The actors skipped
(Menomonie, Wisconsin). MacNeill the end of the scene, in which Bartley
Robert De Niro and Salt changed into white shirts and smashes the remaining eggs with a mal-
sweatpants as stagehands laid down a let. Instead, Grandage subbed in Ces-
father did. And? He made a temporiz- tarp. Is there a shower in this building? pedes, the understudy. You just have to
ing face. What are they going to do, MacNeill asked. follow through with it, Greene advised
jump up and down? But it registers. Michael Grandage, the director, eyed her. Once your hand is at on his head,
Asked if he watched over his father as the bowl of white eggs onstage and wor- then you move on to the next one.
a father might, tears sprang to his eyes. ried aloud that they looked out of period. Cespedes ran through the scene with
Sure, he said. I had to take care of him. We arent going to have white eggs, are MacNeill. That was good egg tech-
Hed say, Artists are often not recognized we, eventually? he said. nique, Grandage said, as stagehands
in their lifetime, so he would expect me No, theyre going to be brown, from towelled o MacNeill and sent him to
to do this. But it wont aect his reputa- FreshDirect, the stage manager, Peter the bathroom with a bottle of shampoo.
tion, which is about timing, luck, the pe- Wolf, said. (The grocer is providing eggs Its really satisfying! Cespedes said.
culiar taste of the art world. And then you that have passed their sell-by date.) Greene scrubbed the oor with tow-
must also have talent. De Niro checked Greene, who has a slim face and els on her feet (I have been known to
1
the nearest canvas, a canary-yellow farm- sharp eyes, palmed an egg. Theyre cold, slip) and ran the scene with Salt. Unlike
house lit by the sun, and seemed reas- which means its hard to break them, MacNeill, who is diminutive, Salt is
sured. In any case, this is all here, and its she said. She gave pointers to the under- taller than Greene, so she had to adjust
great, and its not going anywhere. studies: when smashing an egg on your her aim. Afterward, Salt stood with sop-
Tad Friend scene partners head, make sure the yolk ping hair and asked Grandage a charac-
doesnt get in his eyes. Never keep them ter question: How angry is Bartley about
THE BOARDS in the fridge. getting egg-pegged?
HUMPTY DUMPTY Also, we dont know what American Its more resignation than fury,
eggs might be like, Grandage said. Grandage said.
They may have harder shells. He was MacNeill, who had come back fully
reminded of the Edwina Currie incident rinsed, added, I think the fury is, like,
of 1988, when Britains junior health when you know you cant win, it makes
minister resigned after telling reporters you even angrier.
that most of the egg production in this Its interesting you never try pegging
repeatedly jailed by the Britsand praised by George Washing- days, China is going to try to steal, and the West is going to try
ton for his activity and zeal. Not that the British didnt have a to stop it. But the tactic of using piracy to leapfrog ahead? That
long history of piracy themselves. In 1719, in Derby, Thomas looks like an idea it stole from us.
Lombe set up whats sometimes called the rst factory in the James Surowiecki
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ness, when I saw him at schoolalthough I once kissed M, the circumstances, although I could easily nd out if I asked
and I can still summon the particular warmth of his lips the right people. But I could also, easily, or somewhat easily,
against mine. pretend that none of this ever happened, that I never knew
R, in retrospect, would have been a better match for me, any of these people, that they were not the dream boys of my
though we merely irted on the playground. R had dyed-red universe, even as they were, they absolutely were.
How do we wrest meaning from the
PROFILES unexpected death of someone close to
us? What do we do when we realize
She continued to make love to other men, which was pro- dieval scholar, the assistant to the director of the founda-
vocative. We ate by candlelight on a balcony in Anderson- tion, the law student, the clerk for the district judge, the dis-
ville, and every Monday tutored a family of Sudanese. The covery drone at the law rm, the good mother, the happy
Mighty Blue Kings played on at the Green Mill. cook, the wit with an idea. Who will she be next? Whatever
Then my old ame moved to Cambridge, Massachusetts. she wants, I hope. Burn on, old ame.
ing suggestive Popsicles, their sts cov-
FICTION ered in red melt. Girls in wheelchairs, girls
who work professionally at the Renais-
sance Faire.
You could choose other men: men
who like to think about feet, men who
have thick back hair, men whose great-
est pride is the time they ew to a nearby
nation and tried to deplete its stores of
alcohol and slept on the beach one
nightwasnt that so fun?and when
they woke up everything had been stolen
or lost and they had to walk back to the
pastel-yellow hotel naked in the early
heat of another day in paradise. Every-
one has had good times. Everyone has a
picture of himself in front of a pinkening
sunset with a glass of white wine. Choose
them, if you want to. Choose me if you
want someone to hold you above his
head in the moonlight, bite your wrist
until the rst rust comes out.
toward the bottom. It was as if his sweet shadow, thirty enough stories, or he thought that it was none of my busi-
years older, had come back for a second. I saw that the ness after all these years. Or maybe the story itself had sim-
show was already over, but I noted down the name of the ply improved the more I told it, had got better and less true
gallery, which, once I went home to Ireland, I mislaid. as time went on. If only I hadnt seen him again, I would
But I knew, at least, that he was still alive, that he had sur- be more sure.
FICTION
74 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014 PHOTOGRAPH BY MICHAEL MARCELLE
A s far as I know, the only person ever
to put Japanese lyrics to the Bea-
tles song Yesterday (and to do so in
Ota Ward? I asked, astonished.
But I was sure you were from Kansai.
No way. Denenchofu, born and
ticularly well o. My dad worked for
a pharmaceutical company and my
mom was a librarian. Our house was
the distinctive Kansai dialect, no less) bred. small and our car a cream-colored Co-
was a guy named Kitaru. He used to This really threw me. rolla. So when people asked me where
belt out his own version when he was Then how come you speak Kansai I was from I always said near Kobe,
taking a bath. dialect? I asked. so they didnt get any preconceived
I acquired it. Just made up my mind ideas about me.
Yesterday
Is two days before tomorrow, to learn it. Man, sounds like you and me are
The day after two days ago. Acquired it? the same, Kitaru said. My address is
Yeah, I studied hard, see? Verbs, Den enchofua pretty high-class
This is how it began, as I recall, but nouns, accentthe whole nine yards. placebut my house is in the shabbiest
I havent heard it for a long time and Same as studying English or French. part of town. Shabby house as well. You
Im not positive thats how it went. Went to Kansai for training, even. should come over sometime. Youll be,
From start to nish, though, Kitarus So there were people who studied like, Wha? This is Denenchofu? No way!
lyrics were almost meaningless, non- Kansai dialect as if it were a foreign lan- But worrying about something like that
sense that had nothing to do with the guage? That was news to me. It made makes no sense, yeah? Its just an ad-
original words. That familiar lovely, me realize all over again how huge dress. I do the oppositehit em right
melancholy melody paired with the Tokyo was, and how many things there up front with the fact that Im from
breezy Kansai dialectwhich you were that I didnt know. Reminded me Den-en-cho-fu. Like, how dyou like
might call the opposite of pathos of the novel Sanshiro, a typical coun- that, huh?
made for a strange combination, a bold try-boy-bumbles-his-way-around-the- I was impressed. And after this we
denial of anything constructive. At big-city story. became friends.
least, thats how it sounded to me. At As a kid, I was a huge Hanshin Ti-
the time, I just listened and shook my
head. I was able to laugh it o, but I
also read a kind of hidden import in it.
gers fan, Kitaru explained. Went to
their games whenever they played in
Tokyo. But if I sat in the Hanshin
U ntil I graduated from high school,
I spoke nothing but Kansai dialect.
But all it took was a month in Tokyo
I rst met Kitaru at a coee shop bleachers and spoke with a Tokyo dia- for me to become completely uent in
near the main gate of Waseda Univer- lect nobody wanted to have anything to Tokyo standard. I was kind of surprised
sity, where we worked part time, I in do with me. Couldnt be part of the that I could adapt so quickly. Maybe I
the kitchen and Kitaru as a waiter. We community, yknow? So I gured, I have a chameleon type of personality.
used to talk a lot during downtime at gotta learn Kansai dialect, and I worked Or maybe my sense of language is more
the shop. We were both twenty, our like a dog to do just that. advanced than most peoples. Either
birthdays only a week apart. That was your motivation? I could way, no one believed now that I was ac-
Kitaru is an unusual last name, I hardly believe it. tually from Kansai.
said one day. Right. Thats how much the Tigers Another reason I stopped using
Yeah, for sure, Kitaru replied in his mean to me, Kitaru said. Now Kansai Kansai dialect was that I wanted to be-
heavy Kansai accent. dialects all I speakat school, at home, come a totally dierent person.
The Lotte baseball team had a even when I talk in my sleep. My dia- When I moved from Kansai to Tokyo
pitcher with the same name. lects near perfect, dont you think? to start college, I spent the whole bul-
The two of us arent related. Not Absolutely. I was positive you were let-train ride mentally reviewing my
so common a name, though, so who from Kansai, I said. eighteen years and realized that almost
knows? Maybe theres a connection If Id put as much eort into study- everything that had happened to me
somewhere. ing for the entrance exams as I did into was pretty embarrassing. Im not exag-
I was a sophomore at Waseda then, studying Kansai dialect, I wouldnt be a gerating. I didnt want to remember
in the literature department. Kitaru had two-time loser like I am now. any of itit was so pathetic. The more
failed the entrance exam and was attend- He had a point. Even his self-directed I thought about my life up to then, the
ing a prep course to cram for the retake. putdown was kind of Kansai-like. more I hated myself. It wasnt that I
Hed failed the exam twice, actually, but So wherere you from? he asked. didnt have a few good memoriesI
you wouldnt have guessed it by the way Kansai. Near Kobe, I said. did. A handful of happy experiences.
he acted. He didnt seem to put much Near Kobe? Where? But, if you added them up, the shame-
eort into studying. When he was free, Ashiya, I replied. ful, painful memories far outnumbered
he read a lot, but nothing related to the Wow, nice place. Why didnt you the others. When I thought of how Id
exama biography of Jimi Hendrix, say so from the start? been living, how Id been approaching
books of shogi problems, Where Did I explained. When people asked me life, it was all so trite, so miserably
the Universe Come From?, and the where I was from and I said Ashiya, pointless. Unimaginative middle-class
like. He told me that he commuted to they always assumed that my family rubbish, and I wanted to gather it all up
the cram school from his parents place was wealthy. But there were all types in and stu it away in some drawer. Or
in Ota Ward, in Tokyo. Ashiya. My family, for one, wasnt par- else light it on re and watch it go up in
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014 75
room and sit there, talking to him
through the sliding door that was open
an inch or so. That was the only way
to avoid listening to his mother drone
on and on (mostly complaints about
her weird son and how he needed to
study more).
Those lyrics dont make any sense,
I told him. It just sounds like youre
making fun of the song Yesterday.
Dont be a smart-ass. Im not mak-
ing fun of it. Even if I was, you gotta
remember that John loved nonsense
and word games. Right?
But Pauls the one who wrote the
words and music for Yesterday.
Theres a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like You sure about that?
bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys. Absolutely, I declared. Paul wrote
the song and recorded it by himself in
t t the studio with a guitar. A string quartet
was added later, but the other Beatles
werent involved at all. They thought it
smoke (though what kind of smoke it You guys broke up? was too wimpy for a Beatles song.
would emit I had no idea). Anyway, I Thats right, I said. Really? Im not up on that kind of
wanted to get rid of it all and start a Whyd you break up? privileged information.
new life in Tokyo as a brand-new per- Its a long story. I dont want to get Its not privileged information. Its
son. Jettisoning Kansai dialect was a into it. a well-known fact, I said.
practical (as well as symbolic) method She let you go all the way? Who cares? Those are just details,
of accomplishing this. Because, in the I shook my head. No, not all the Kitarus voice said calmly from a cloud
nal analysis, the language we speak way. of steam. Im singing in the bath in my
constitutes who we are as people. At Thats why you broke up? own house. Not putting out a record or
least thats the way it seemed to me at I thought about it. Thats part of it. anything. Im not violating any copy-
eighteen. But she let you get to third base? right, or bothering a soul. Youve got no
Embarrassing? What was so em- Rounding third base. right to complain.
barrassing? Kitaru asked me. How fard you go, exactly? And he launched into the chorus,
You name it. I dont want to talk about it, I said. his voice carrying loud and clear. He hit
Didnt get along with your folks? Is that one of those embarrassing the high notes especially well. I could
We get along O.K., I said. But it things you mentioned? hear him lightly splashing the bathwa-
was still embarrassing. Just being with Yeah, I said. ter as an accompaniment. I probably
them made me feel embarrassed. Man, complicated life you got there, should have sung along to encourage
Youre weird, yknow that? Kitaru Kitaru said. him, but I just couldnt bring myself to.
said. Whats so embarrassing about Sitting there, talking through a glass
being with your folks? I have a good
time with mine.
I couldnt really explain it. Whats so
T he rst time I heard Kitaru sing
Yesterday with those crazy lyrics
he was in the bath at his house in
door to keep him company while he
soaked in the tub for an hour wasnt all
that much fun.
bad about having a cream-colored Co- Denenchofu (which, despite his de- But how can you spend so long
rolla? I couldnt say. My parents werent scription, was not a shabby house in a soaking in the bath? I asked. Doesnt
interested in spending money for the shabby neighborhood but an ordinary your body get all swollen?
sake of appearances, thats all. house in an ordinary neighborhood, When I soak in a bath for a long
My parents are on my case all the an older house, but bigger than my time, all kinds of good ideas come to
time cause I dont study enough. I hate house in Ashiya, not a standout in any me, Kitaru said.
it, but whaddaya gonna do? Thats their wayand, incidentally, the car in the You mean like those lyrics to Yes-
job. You gotta look past that, yknow? driveway was a navy-blue Golf, a re- terday?
Youre pretty easygoing, arent cent model). Whenever Kitaru came Well, thatd be one of them, Kitaru
you? I said. home, he immediately dropped every- said.
You got a girl? Kitaru asked. thing and jumped in the bath. And, Instead of spending so much time
Not right now. once he was in the tub, he stayed there thinking up ideas in the bath, shouldnt
But you had one before? forever. So I would often lug a little you be studying for the entrance exam?
Until a little while ago. round stool to the adjacent changing I asked.
76 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014
Jeez, arent you a downer. My mom sion that he was lacking in personality naturally became a couple, and every-
says exactly the same thing. Arent you or was wishy-washy. But the moment body around us approved. Our friends,
a little young to be, like, the voice of he opened his mouth this over-all pos- our parents, our teachers. A tight little
wisdom or something? itive eect collapsed like a sandcastle couple, always together.
But youve been cramming for two under an exuberant Labrador retriever. Kitaru clasped his hands to illustrate.
years. Arent you getting tired of it? People were dismayed by his Kansai di- If wed both gone straight into col-
For sure. Of course I wanna be in alect, which he delivered, as if that lege, our lives wouldve been all warm
college as soon as I can. werent enough, in a slightly piercing, and fuzzy, but I blew the entrance exam
Then why not study harder? high-pitched voice. The mismatch with big time, and here we are. Im not sure
Yeahwell, he said, drawing the his looks was overwhelming; even for why, exactly, but things kept on getting
words out. If I could do that, Id be me it was, at rst, a little too much to worse. Im not blaming anyone for
doing it already. handle. thatits all my fault.
College is a drag, I said. I was to- Hey, Tanimura, arent you lonely I listened to him in silence.
tally disappointed once I got in. But not without a girlfriend? Kitaru asked me So I kinda split myself in two,
getting in would be even more of a the next day. Kitaru said. He pulled his hands apart.
drag. I dont deny it, I told him. How so? I asked.
Fair enough, Kitaru said. I got no Then how about you go out with He stared at his palms for a moment
comeback for that. my girl? and then spoke. What I mean is part
So why dont you study? I couldnt understand what he meant. of mes, like, worried, yknow? I mean,
Lack of motivation, he said. What do you meango out with her? Im going to some fricking cram school,
Motivation? I said. Shouldnt Shes a great girl. Pretty, honest, studying for the fricking entrance exams,
being able to go out on dates with your smart like all getout. You go out with while Erikas having a ball in college.
girlfriend be good motivation? her, you wont regret it. I guarantee it. Playing tennis, doing whatever. Shes
There was a girl Kitaru had known Im sure I wouldnt, I said. But got new friends, is probably dating
since they were in elementary school why would I go out with your girl- some new guy, for all I know. When I
together. A childhood girlfriend, you friend? It doesnt make sense. think of all that, I feel left behind. Like
could say. Theyd been in the same Cause youre a good guy, Kitaru my minds in a fog. You know what I
grade in school, but unlike him she had said. Otherwise I wouldnt suggest mean?
got into Sophia University straight out it. Erika and I have spent almost our I guess so, I said.
of high school. She was now majoring whole lives together so far. We sort of But another part of me is, like
in French literature and had joined the
tennis club. Hed shown me a photo-
graph of her, and she was stunning. A
beautiful gure and a lively expression.
But the two of them werent seeing
each other much these days. Theyd
talked it over and decided that it was
better not to date until Kitaru had
passed the entrance exams, so that he
could focus on his studies. Kitaru had
been the one who suggested this. O.K.,
shed said, if thats what you want.
They talked on the phone a lot but met
at most once a week, and those meet-
ings were more like interviews than
regular dates. Theyd have tea and
catch up on what theyd each been
doing. Theyd hold hands and ex-
change a brief kiss, but that was as far
as it went.
Kitaru wasnt what youd call hand-
some, but he was pleasant-looking
enough. He was slim, and his hair
and clothes were simple and stylish.
As long as he didnt say anything,
youd assume he was a sensitive, well-
brought-up city boy. His only possible
defect was that his face, a bit too slen-
der and delicate, could give the impres-
MY OLD FLAME BY MIRANDA JULY
Usually I just sat on their porch about forty-ve minutes, I very, very, of her, tears streaming, before walk-
swing, hoping the right one would VERY slowly sent my hand on the long ing back to the bus stop. The idea of
come out. One evening, the taller one trek across the sheets. My ngers playing it cool had simply not been
sat down and looked me over, her grazed her arm. In an instant she introduced to me at this juncture. TV
whiskery face narrowing. I was wear- whipped around and pulled me to her. had conceived me, given birth to me,
relieved? If wed just kept going like we Somebody I dont really like that much.
were, with no problems or anything, a Whaddya think?
nice couple smoothly sailing through I thought it over but couldnt reach
life, its like . . . we graduate from col- any conclusion. Other peoples mas-
lege, get married, were this wonder- turbation habits were beyond me. There
and now she was abandoning me, be- ful married couple everybodys happy were things about my own that I
fore I even knew how to walk or care about, we have the typical two kids, couldnt fathom.
for myself. put em in the good old Denenchofu Anyway, lets all get together once,
Meanwhile, Carla and I were hav- elementary school, go out to the Tama the three of us, Kitaru said. Then you
ing trouble paying our rent. As far as River banks on Sundays, Ob-la-di, can think it over.
we could see, the only solution was Ob-la-da . . . Im not saying that kinda
for one of us to go downtown im-
mediately, strip, and come back with
some cash.
lifes bad. But I wonder, yknow, if life
should really be that easy, that com-
fortable. It might be better to go our
T he three of usme, Kitaru, and his
girlfriend, whose full name was
Erika Kuritanimet on a Sunday af-
It cant be me, because I wear separate ways for a while, and if we ternoon in a coee shop near Denen-
glasses, Carla said, pointing to her nd out that we really cant get along chofu Station. She was almost as tall as
face. It was true, I had never seen a without each other, then we get back Kitaru, nicely tanned, and decked out in
stripper with glasses. Or a stripper, together. a neatly ironed short-sleeved white
for that matter. Taking my clothes o So youre saying that things being blouse and navy-blue miniskirt. Like
for money didnt really solve any- smooth and comfortable is a problem. the perfect model of a respectable up-
thing, but it gave me some external Is that it? town college girl. She was as attractive
obstacles that passed the time. I Yeah, thats about the size of it. as in her photograph, but what really
moved into a tiny studio and Carla But why do I have to go out with drew me in person was less her looks
moved next door, into a much bigger your girlfriend? I asked. than the kind of eortless vitality that
and more wonderful corner apart- I gure, if shes gonna go out with seemed to radiate from her. She was the
ment. I was jealous of my friend, but other guys, its better if its you. Cause I opposite of Kitaru, who paled a bit in
the worst was yet to come. know you. And you can gimme, like, comparison.
I want to fuck Heather was how updates and stu. Im really happy that Aki-kun has a
she put it. Not TV, but my true loves That didnt make any sense to me, friend, Erika told me. Kitarus rst
real name. (Ive changed the names though I admit I was interested in the name was Akiyoshi. She was the only
here.) idea of meeting Erika. I also wanted to person in the world who called him
Do you love her? I asked, trem- nd out why a beautiful girl like her Aki-kun.
bling. would want to go out with a weird char- Dont exaggerate. I got tons of
Not yet. acter like Kitaru. Ive always been a lit- friends, Kitaru said.
But love was coming. Before long, tle shy around new people, but I never No, you dont, Erika said. A per-
TV moved in with Carla, and we lack curiosity. son like you cant make friends. You
shared a wall. My eye condition had How far have you gone with her? were born in Tokyo, yet all you speak is
worsened; I couldnt go outside in day- I asked. Kansai dialect, and every time you open
light now. So I lay in bed, high on sto- You mean sex? Kitaru said. your mouth its one annoying thing
len Vicodin, Portishead throbbing in Yeah. Have you gone all the way? after another about the Hanshin Tigers
my Walkman. It was never loud Kitaru shook his head. I just couldnt, or shogi moves. Theres no way a weird
enough to block out their inconceivably see? Ive known her since she was a kid, person like you can get along well with
loud sex. It sounded as though they and its kinda embarrassing, yknow, to normal people.
were hitting each other with a stick. act like were just starting out, and take Well, if youre gonna get into that,
And in fact, when they nally moved her clothes o, fondle her, touch her, this guys pretty weird, too. Kitaru
out and I stumbled into the beautiful, whatever. If it were some other girl, I pointed at me. Hes from Ashiya but
vacant corner apartment, there were dont think Id have a problem, but put- only speaks Tokyo dialect.
just three objects left behind: two wine- ting my hand in her underpants, even Thats much more common, Erika
glasses and a bamboo cane. I threw just thinking about doing it with said. At least more common than the
them in a dumpster. It was my apart- herI dunnoit just seems wrong. opposite.
ment now. I traced the entire perime- You know? Hold on, nowthats cultural dis-
ter of my new home with one nger I didnt. crimination, Kitaru said. Cultures are
while chanting the lyrics to what would I cant explain it well, Kitaru said. all equal, yknow. Tokyo dialects no
become my rst album. It was a spell of Like, when youre jerking o, you pic- better than Kansai.
self-protection; this space was just for ture some actual girl, yeah? Maybe they are equal, Erika
me and the furious, jaw-dropping, I suppose, I said. said, but since the Meiji Restora-
vengeful art I planned to make in it. But I cant picture Erika. Its like tion the way people speak in Tokyo
Now I was ready to begin. doing thats wrong, yknow? So when I has been the standard for spoken Jap-
do it I think about some other girl. anese. I mean, has anyone ever trans-
THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014 79
lated Franny and Zooey into Kansai It can be a kinda cultural exchange.
dialect? Cultural exchange, Erika repeated.
If they did, Id buy it, for sure, She looked at me.
Kitaru said. It didnt seem as though anything I
I probably would, too, I thought, but said would help, so I kept silent. I held
kept quiet. my coee spoon in my hand, studying
Wisely, instead of being dragged the design on it, like a museum curator
deeper into that discussion, Erika Ku- scrutinizing an artifact from an Egyp-
ritani changed the subject. tian tomb.
Theres a girl in my tennis club Cultural exchange? Whats that sup-
whos from Ashiya, too, she said, turn- posed to mean? she asked Kitaru.
ing to me. Eiko Sakurai. Do you hap- Like, bringing in another viewpoint
pen to know her? might not be so bad for us . . .
I do, I said. Eiko Sakurai was a Thats your idea of cultural ex-
tall, gangly girl, whose parents operated change?
a large golf course. Stuck-up, at- Yeah, what I mean is . . .
chested, with a funny-looking nose and All right, Erika Kuritani said
a none too wonderful personality. Ten- rmly. If there had been a pencil nearby,
nis was the one thing shed always been I might have picked it up and snapped
good at. If I never saw her again, it it in two. If you think we should do it,
would be too soon for me. Aki-kun, then O.K. Lets do a cultural
Hes a nice guy, and he hasnt got exchange.
a girlfriend right now, Kitaru said to She took a sip of tea, returned the
Erika. His looks are O.K., he has cup to the saucer, turned to me, and
good manners, and he knows all kinds smiled. Since Aki-kun has recom-
of things. Hes neat and clean, as you mended we do this, Tanimura-kun,
can see, and doesnt have any terri- lets go on a date. Sounds like fun.
ble diseases. A promising young man, When are you free?
Id say. I couldnt speak. Not being able to
All right, Erika said. There are nd the right words at crucial times is
some really cute new members of one of my many problems.
our club Id be happy to introduce Erika took a red leather planner
him to. from her bag, opened it, and checked
Nah, thats not what I mean, her schedule. How is this Saturday?
Kitaru said. Could you go out with she asked.
him? Im not in college yet and I I have no plans, I said.
cant go out with you the way Id like to. Saturday it is, then. Where shall
Instead of me, you could go out with we go?
him. And then I wouldnt have to He likes movies, Kitaru told her.
worry. His dream is to write screenplays
What do you mean, you wouldnt someday.
have to worry? Erika asked. Then lets go see a movie. What
I mean, like, I know both of you, kind of movie should we see? Ill let you
and Id feel better if you went out with decide that, Tanimura-kun. I dont like
him instead of some guy Ive never laid horror lms, but, other than that, any-
eyes on. things ne.
Erika stared at Kitaru as if she Shes really a scaredy-cat, Kitaru
couldnt quite believe what she was see- said to me. When we were kids and
ing. Finally, she spoke. So youre say- went to the haunted house at Kor-
ing its O.K. for me to go out with an- akuen, she had to hold my hand and
other guy if its Tanimura-kun here? After the movie lets have a nice
Youre seriously suggesting we go out, meal together, Erika said, cutting him
on a date? o. She wrote her phone number down
Hey, its not such a terrible idea, is on a sheet from her notebook and
it? Or are you already going out with passed it to me. When you decide the
some other guy? time and place, could you give me a
No, theres no one else, Erika said call?
in a quiet voice. I didnt have a phone back then (this
Then why not go out with him? was long before cell phones were even a Maya Angelou, the poet,
80 THE NEW YORKER, JUNE 9 & 16, 2014
POSTSCRIPT
memoirist, calypso singer, actress, civil-rights activist, and teacher, photographed at the Algonquin Hotel, in 1987.
PHOTOGRAPH BY BRIGITTE LACOMBE
glimmer on the horizon), so I gave her have a knack for getting girls to laugh. problem I often had to deal with: peo-
the number for the coee shop where I heard from Aki-kun that you ple Id just met wanting my advice
Kitaru and I worked. I glanced at my broke up with your high-school girl- about something important. And I was
watch. friend not long ago? Erika asked me. pretty sure that what Erika wanted my
Im sorry but Ive got to get going, Yeah, I replied. We went out for advice about wasnt very pleasant.
I said, as cheerfully as I could manage. almost three years, but it didnt work Im confused, she began.
I have this report I have to nish up by out. Unfortunately. Her eyes shifted back and forth, like
tomorrow. Aki-kun said things didnt work those of a cat in search of something.
Cant it wait? Kitaru said. We out with her because of sex. That she Im sure you know this already, but
only just got here. Why dont you stay didnthow should I put it?give you though Aki-kuns in his second year of
so we can talk some more? Theres a what you wanted? cramming for the entrance exams, he
great noodle shop right around the That was part of it. But not all. If Id barely studies. He skips exam-prep
corner. really loved her, I think I could have school a lot, too. So Im sure hell fail
Erika didnt express an opinion. I been patient. If Id been sure that I again next year. If he aimed for a
put the money for my coee on the loved her, I mean. But I wasnt. lower-tier school, he could get in some-
table and stood up. Its an important Erika nodded. where, but he has his heart set on
report, I explained, so I really cant put Even if wed gone all the way, Waseda. He doesnt listen to me, or to
it o. Actually, it didnt matter all that things most likely would have ended his parents. Its become like an obses-
much. up the same, I said. I think it was sion for him. . . . But if he really feels that
Ill call you tomorrow or the day inevitable. way he should study hard so that he can
after, I told Erika. Is it hard on you? she asked. pass the Waseda exam, and he doesnt.
Ill be looking forward to it, she Is what hard? Why doesnt he study more?
said, a wonderful smile rising to her Suddenly being on your own after He truly believes that hell pass the
lips. A smile that, to me at least, seemed being a couple. entrance exam if luck is on his side,
a little too good to be true. Sometimes, I said honestly. Erika said. That studying is a waste of
I left the coee shop and as I walked But maybe going through that kind time. She sighed and went on, In ele-
to the station I wondered what the hell of tough, lonely experience is necessary mentary school he was always at the top
I was doing. Brooding over how things when youre young? Part of the process of his class academically. But once he
had turned outafter everything had of growing up? got to junior high his grades started to
already been decidedwas another of You think so? slide. He was a bit of a child prodigy
my chronic problems. The way surviving hard winters his personality just isnt suited to the
makes a tree grow stronger, the growth daily grind of studying. Hed rather go
niors and seniors, and the older ones wouldnt look at us. Later, it all seemed like something Id dreamed up. Why
That was the situation as I woke one afternoon with would a beautiful girl give me her number, and hold my
two-thirds of a nger and a bandage as big as a boxing glove hand, and want me to kiss her? Mea boy without a car,
to nd a beautiful girl smiling down at me from the foot of who cut o his own nger?
my bed. By then, Id been in the Mount Vernon Hospital And I didnt really look like Dr. Kildare.
Aki-kun tells me, but its really made of I answered all his questions about So whats wrong with that? I said.
ice and is only about eight inches thick. So the date. About the Woody Allen lm I might have been a little upset then (at
when the sun comes out in the morning it (at his insistence I reviewed the whole what or whom I couldnt say). I could
all melts. You should get a good look at it plot), the meal (how much the bill feel my tone getting rough around the
now, while you have the chance. Ive had came to, whether we split it or not), edges. If youre not bothering anybody,
this dream so many times. Its a beautiful what she had on (white cotton dress, then so what? You want to speak Kan-
dream. Always the same moon. Always hair pinned up), what kind of under- sai dialect, then you should. Go for it.
eight inches thick. Im leaning against wear she wore (how would I know You dont want to study for the en-
Aki-kun, its just the two of us, the waves that?), what we talked about. I said trance exam? Then dont. Dont feel
lapping gently outside. But every time I nothing about her going out with an- like sticking your hand inside Erika
wake up I feel unbearably sad. other guy. Nor did I mention her Kuritanis panties? Whos saying you
Erika Kuritani was silent for a time. dreams of an icy moon. have to? Its your life. You should do
Then she spoke again. I think how You guys decide when youll have a what you want and forget about what
wonderful it would be if Aki-kun and I second date? other people think.
could continue on that voyage forever. No, we didnt, I said. Kitaru, mouth slightly open, stared
Every night wed snuggle close and gaze Why not? You liked her, didnt at me in amazement. You know some-
out the porthole at that moon made of you? thing, Tanimura? Youre a good guy.
ice. Come morning the moon would Shes great. But we cant go on like Though sometimes a little too normal,
melt away, and at night it would reap- this. I mean, shes your girlfriend, right? yknow?
pear. But maybe thats not the case. You say its O.K. to kiss her, but theres Whatre you gonna do? I said. You
Maybe one night the moon wouldnt be no way I can do that. cant just change your personality.
there. It scares me to think that. I get so More pondering by Kitaru. Yknow Exactly. You cant change your per-
frightened its like I can actually feel my something? he said nally. Ive been sonality. Thats what Im tryin to say.
body shrinking. seeing a therapist since the end of junior But Erika is a great girl, I said.
high. My parents and teachers, they all She really cares about you. Whatever
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I. GERMINATION about the couple who had died of dehy- side a cloud of meat smells. The experi-
dration six miles from where they were ence still has the sizzle of a recent hell in
TASTERS CHOICE
with the customers; other times, he
makes a brief drop-o, then leaves.
Thats it, as far as a formula goes. A few
High Maintenance and My Mad Fat Diary. episodes are coarsely funnysuch as
one dirty farce involving a Passover
BY EMILY NUSSBAUM Seder and a double hand jobbut most
are meditative, dreamy invasions into
the lives of creative-class New Yorkers,
with smart dialogue, seams of compas-
sion, and an O. Henry air of surprise.
In Jonathan, Hannibal Buress
plays a touring comedian negotiating
an on-and-o relationship with his
chucklefucker girlfriend. At rst, it
seems like a character portrait of a guy
on the road, but then suddenly theres
an act of violenceand the episode
turns into something else, about the
diculty of recovering from trauma. In
Rachel, Dan Stevens is a procrastinat-
ing screenwriter and a stay-at-home
dad. He wanders around his fancy
apartmenttheres an Emmy, a set of
mallard-head bookends, a huge portrait
of Queen Elizabethin a writers-
block funk. Gradually, we realize hes
putting on womens clothing and ex-
ploring cross-dressing sites online. In
the eerie, propulsive Qasim, an iso-
lated life hacker performs a set of ritu-
als that only slowly develop a pattern. In
Trixie, two Airbnb hosts smoke up to
relieve the stress of their awful Euro-
trash guests. These stories have a peep-
hole intensity, a willingness to take
TALES RETOLD
ing Beauty, never easy, goes to Elle Fan-
ning, whose expression, tirelessly se-
raphic, suggests that she is raising funds
Malecent and A Million Ways to Die in the West. in a charity smile-a-thon. The contribu-
tor who matters most, though, is Rick
BY ANTHONY LANE Baker. He was the presiding genius of
movie makeup in pre-digital days, win-
ning seven Oscars, and anybody who
saw Michael Jackson groove with the un-
dead in Thriller was looking at Bakers
handiwork. Jolies cheekbones, which I
thought were designed by Ferrari or
Lockheed, turn out to be Bakers inven-
tion, and you feel them slicing through
the softness of the lm. Try stroking
Malecent on the face, and youd wind
up with bloody ngers. Children will not
forget her in a hurry.
Would that the rest of the movie fol-
lowed suit. The rule is that Disney car-
toons are mettlesome and taut, whereas
Disney live-action projects are a mean-
dering mess; who would honestly choose
Oz the Great and Powerful over Tan-
gled or Frozen? The director of
Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning in the latest version of the Sleeping Beauty story. Malecent is Robert Stromberg, and
the screenplay is by Linda Woolverton,
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He only plays when Im on hold.
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