AvE Dictionary - 2018.02

AvE Dictionary, Glossary, and Pronunciation Guide
The “AvE” Dictionary
Because AvE is the James Joyce of swingset assembly manuals
Also at - https://www.avespeak.com
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This document was created in response to a reddit conversation. It aims to provide definitions and
usage information for terms heard in AvE’s videos. AvE didn’t coin every term defined below. Clear
cases of this are marked [Non-AvE word] — they’re not everyday English so they’re here to help
the reader/viewer, but AvE didn’t come up with them.
Some words are from technical jargon, some are shop-talk slang (mining, machining, electronics,
whatever), and some are just Canadian...
(Mis-)Pronunciation of Common Words - this is for quick reference, many of these have longer
definitions in the main dictionary.
[This is a table formatted in two columns, intended to be easier to keep in alphabetical order. To
add an item, right-click and “insert row above/below.”]
Default / Dewilt Dewalt

aboot about
DigiryDo / DigiryDon’t / DigiKey
add-vice advise VagiKey
Al Gore’s information internet Dinosaur squeezings Petroleum-based

super-highway product, usually fuel
Tenture-net
Dirty bastadge Dirty bastard
America’s Hat Canada
dungarees Degrees
American Norte North American
catawampus / Crooked
ankle grinder Angle grinder cattywumpus
Another One Buys a Another One Bites Charley Davidson Harley Davidson
Duster The Dust Motorb-cycle Company Motorcycle Company
Art Bin Trash Can corntact Contact
atawl At all cracktacular craptacular
blacksmitheed blacksmithed Doll-hair dollar
Briggs & Scrap-iron Briggs & Stratton Electrosity Electricity
brew-huschless brushless electropated electroplated
buh-day-da potato electronicals electronics
carn corn enganeer’d Engineered
Cabbage Garbage enginerd Engineer
carbon-ator carburetor Embigen To make larger
cockwise clockwise especiál special
Confuser Computer Hazard Fraught / Harbor Freight

Horrible Freight /
Chamfier Chamfer
Horror Fright
chit (see “piece of chit”) shit
Homeless Despot / Home Depot
cunninglinguals Proverbial Death-spot
crackmaster-carr McMaster-Carr infernal combustion internal combustion

engine engine
crapacitor capacitor
iensorcelled assembled
cryobi RYOBI
Jeezless clip Circlip
Dear John John Deere
fabricobble fabricate oot out
farsenar fastener orn on
fingered figured orf off
frankenstein Fahrenheit fabricobbled fabricated
Freedom bucks US dollars futons/few-tons photons
gasomaline gasoline panasuckit Panasonic
gearbij garbage pinch inch
shermany Germany pinion opinion
goober-mint government pistoné piston
grind-air grinder plastique plastic
Mc Glarrses glasses poinsettias buns ciabatta buns
hee-yair here prestidigitatious prestigious
holio holy pronounciate pronounce
Kunt Building Supplies Kent Building propagna propane

Supplies
(angry) pixies electrons/electricity /
By laser eye ball By eye sparks (angry
pixies/Dancing pixies
Las Angeloes Los Angeles
= AC)
Liquid metal glue Solder
participactin participating
man-oo-well manual
plagiary plagiarism
Metric pounds kilonewtons
posterior posterity
metrique metric
cahrter quarter
milfucky Milwaukee
rectumfrier rectifier
multitudinous (A real word)
rippums RPMs
Mucking afazing Fucking amazing scientitian scientist
shrinkified shrunk
Muskle Muscle
Fap-Off Snap-On
Muskik Music
soldier solder
neodidlium Neodymium (
Spinnamathingin Spinning
magnet)
safety squints Squinting instead of
no-sha OSHA
using safety glasses
No spankyou No thank you
statatatition statistician
o-smell-o-scope/thrilla- oscilloscope
stink think
ma-scope
stealership dealership turnimicates turns
Strap-On Snap-On Turkblanistan Turkmenistan
stuperglue superglue two-smoke two-stroke
steakums steak veeticles vehicles
springamathoing spring vag-itarian Vegetarian
sullivant solvent
Cunt-stain-targlide / Tungsten carbide
sook-sess success Cunt-stain-tongue-glide
tappy-tap-tap tap verking working
tea bag too bad wants woodants/termites
tick thick walves valves
Titty bit Little bit Wally World Wal-mart
too-gee-ther together whipper-snipper yard trimmer
tonguetangulated Tongue tied Wilfuckye Milwaukee
Worshing machine Washing machine

t-shart t-shirt
wolts olts
The big shitty The big city
Pissi PSI
Tree cutter Logger
Rip’ms RPMs
Dictionary
Aerospace grade aluminum flying culvert - noun 1. Airplane. A culvert is commonly the pipe
that runs under a road, providing a path for water to run under a road without washing out soil. So
basically, a big metal tube.
[The] Alley Express - proper noun 1. Online “Chinese junk” retailer, AliExpress.
Analogily Decrypt - verb 1. Printing something out onto a tree carcass.
Ancillary Entitlements- noun 1. Unnecessary accessories included to further a marketing

agenda.
Angle of the Dangle - noun 1. Set angle for a tool bit or piece of material in a machine.
From the phrase: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat three
feet over the toilet seat.
Armstrong - noun 1. A non-hydraulic, manually operated screw press.
Art bin - noun 1. Trash can
Audiofool - noun 1. A person that is enthusiastic about high-fidelity sound reproduction. (AvE uses
‘fool’ to imply they really know nothing about sound) [From “Audiophile”] [Non-AvE word]
Apprentice marks - noun 1. Scratches, rough edges or cosmetic damage imparted or found on a
part caused by an unskilled or uncaring apprentice or by a skilled master (who passes the blame to
the apprentice). [Non-AvE word]
AvE - Arduino Vs Evil
Astroglide - noun 1. Lubrication. [Non-AvE word - brand of personal lubricant]
Batterlation - noun 1. Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”
Ball-parker - noun 1. Any low-quality measuring device, incapable of giving consistent accuracy
and precision, being instead merely “in the ballpark.”
Barking Spiders - noun 1. A species of arachnid which emits a mating call resembling the
flatulence of the industrious human male. Olfactory sensation may be disregarded.
Basal Platten - noun 1. Base plate. [Non- AvE word, from Turbo Encabulator description.]
[Las] Baterías - noun 1. The batteries. [Non-AvE word; Spanish language.]
Beer - noun 1. A unit of time equating to how long it takes to drink a beer. Can be halved and
quartered to mean partial beers.
Bendy - adj. 1. A rigid part or tool which has already been bent. “Have to find another drill bit. This
one’s bendy.” [Non-AvE word]
Better Three Quarters - proper noun 1. AvE’s wife. Derived from “My Better Half.”
Betwixt - prep. 1. Archaic form of “between” [Non-AvE word]
Big Rock Candy Mountain ( in the Sky) - noun 1. A low person’s idea of an impossibly-fanciful
paradise, where amazing things are commonplace. “…right from the Big Rock Candy Mountain:
Shenzhen—ten bucks!” [Non-AvE word, originates from a folk song of the same name.]
Big Bertha - Proper noun 1. AvE’s biggest vise. 2. Euphonious phrase for biggest example of
something in its class [non AvE word.]
Bird Dog - Proper noun 1. AvE’s dog. It appears to be a Golden Retriever.
Bitch Mittens - noun 1. Rubber gloves.
Bits ‘n Pickles - exp. 1. Variant of the usual phrase, “shits ‘n giggles.”
Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker - proper noun 1. The Black and Decker tool company.
Variations: Hack and Wrecker, Whack and Pecker, Smack and Checker, Sack and Pecker.
Blonde Cunt Hair - noun 1. A nominal width. (Engineers are also known to use Red Cunt Hair
(RCH) as well.)
Blonde One - noun 1. A common censoring of , a precision machinists’ slang term for one half of a
thousandth of an inch. (According to AVE’s ruler scale) 0.0005" “When you’re machining, you can
always pluck a blond one away—you can’t put one back.” [Non-AvE word] See also, “Red One.”
Other variations include “Half Blonde,” “Black One,” and “Mediterranean.”
Blueberry - noun 1. Bluetooth. Proper noun 1. Blackberry.
Bob’s Your Aunty - adj. It’s just that simple. Or “everything will be fine”. [Non-AvE word, a
variation on the Irish phrase “Bob’s Your Uncle.”] “There you go” the common meaning.
BOLTR - acronym, noun 1. Bored Of Lame Tool Reviews
Booby Jizzler - adj. Remarkable or excellent. Variation of Bobby Dazzler. [Non-AvE word]
Bottom Side Topwise - phrase 1. A flip of the phrase “upside down” but it means the same thing.
Bumble Fuck - noun 1. Idiot 2. AvE (sometimes can be Uncle Bumble Fuck as referring to AvE)
3. A place in the middle of nowhere [Non-AvE word]
Bumblefuckery - noun 1. The act of goofing off, or engaging in unproductive and/or silly activities.
2. The actions of idiots. See “Bumble Fuck” 3. Chaos, mayhem, nonsense, discord, or disorder in
general.
Buck Off - verb 1. To part off.
Built in detent - noun 1. Sarcastically used to denote notchiness that shouldn’t actually be there.
For example in a bearing.
Brain Box - noun 1. Computer. See “Confuser”
Buna-N - noun 1. Nitrile butadiene rubber. Usage “Buna-N O-Ring”. See also, “Condom.” Butyl
Rubber (Polyisobutylene) is aka Butylene-Nitrile rubber (Buna-N).
Buna-N Condom - adj. 1. Vibration damping and protective rubber seal, usually between a
bearing and an open housing.
Canadian Pesos - proper noun 1. Canadian Dollar 2. Reference to Canada’s devalued currency.
Also called Canuckistan Kopeks, a reference to former soviet currency.
Cattywampus - adj. 1. Misaligned, oblique, diagonal, bent. [Non-AvE word.]
Carbon foam - noun 1. Very well done toast. Also known as Ablative Tile. 2. Pyrolysed bread -
Excellent thermal properties great for use in a refractory. 3. Euphemism for wood.
Cash on the barrelhead - idiomatic phrase 1. Cash and carry. 2. The lexicographer Charles Earle
Funk surmised that this term originated in the days when upended barrels served as both seats
and tables in bars, and customers were required to pay for their drinks immediately, literally putting
their money on the top (head) of a barrel. [Non-AvE word]
Cadillac of automobiles - adj. 1. The top of the line.
Chinglish - noun 1. The language in which instruction manuals accompanying parts made in
China are written. A portmanteau of "Chinese" and "English". [Non-AvE word.]
Cheese-grade - adj. 1. Referencing any low-grade fastener prone to failing and/or stripping
threads. 2. Referencing any low-grade part or material. 3. Drill bits only suitable for drilling holes in
cheese. 4. A euphemistic variant of cheese-dick.
Chinesium/Chineeseium - noun 1. Any low-grade material (metals, plastics) originating from
China. [Non-AvE word.]
Chintzy - adj. (Chin-see) 1. Cheap and of poor quality. [Non-AvE word.]
Chooch - verb 1. Synonym for work or perform. “This pump just will not chooch!" - reference to
steam engine drive pistons.
Chooch Factor - noun 1. Arbitrary measure of how well something works. “That ought to increase
the chooch factor considerably.” 2. Aggressiveness of a cut or ambition of an action. “Clearly had
to reduce the chooch factor, but the Ol’ Girl likes it better.”
Chowdered - adj. 1. Marred, galled, or otherwise damaged, usually beyond repair. “This bearing is
chowdered right to fahk.”
Chris - proper noun 1. The name AvE has used to refer to himself.
Clapped-Out - adj. 1. Worn out due to age or excessive clapping (innuendo), “Never attempt this
on an old clapped-out bridgeport mill.” [Non AvE word, British slang]
[the] Cock for Dolly - adj 1. A perfect fit. 2. Especially appropriate. [Non AvE word, Newfoundland
slang maybe.] "Cock for dolly", is Newfoundland and or Maritime card playing slang phrase that
means "a king that beats a queen in a trick-taking card game". Variant: Cockford-Ollie
Cold as a whore’s heart - adj. 1. Very cold, e.g. -5°C / 20°F.
Con Carne - exp. 1. A meaningless phrase added to the end of “Queso.” 2. As part of “Silly Con
Carne.” Sili-con-carne is used as slang for silicone. [Non-AvE word, from Spanish, literally “with
meat.”]
Confuser - noun 1. A computer, microcontroller, or any sort of integrated circuit.
Corntact - verb 1. Shouted aloud as a way to warn others that something bad might happen due to
one's own intentional discrete action. From the phrase “contact”. Such words might be shouted as
someone is about to start an engine or close some giant electrical contactors. Pilots used to yell
“contact” before starting a propeller driven airplane; now they yell “clear prop” so the juicy bags of
meat will move out of the way lest they become a grease stain on the tarmac and bend a propeller.
Craptacular - adj. 1. Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]
Crapped-Out - adj. 1. Broken or dysfunctional. (see “Clapped-Out”) [Non-AvE word]
Crappy Tire - proper noun 1. Canadian Tire, an auto parts retailer/hardware store/general
merchandiser. Synonyms: Cambodian Dire, Cambodian Tire, Ukrainian Tire, Crafty Liar. [Non-AvE
word Canadian slang.]
Cromulated - adj. 1. Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.
Cromulent - adj. 1. Fine, acceptable. Suited to the task. [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons.] But
see also; Cromulated, Cromulicity …AvE words.
Cromulicity - noun 1. The measure of how cromulent something is.
Crusty - adj. 1. Crude and unsophisticated, esp. of an electronic circuit. 2. Built down to a price, as
cheaply as possible. 3. Old, dirty or busted. [Non AvE word]
Cuntstain Targlide - Tungsten Carbide - 1. The paragon of materials. Also pronounced cuntstain
tongue-glide.
Dead Nuts - adj. 1. Accurate. Precision-machinists’ slang for cases when a part or measurement
currently is, or needs to be, accurately sized; usually to within a few thou. [Non-AvE word.]
Deflummox-cised - adj. 1. T

he complete drain of a battery cell.
Diaper (rash) cream - noun. 1. Thermal paste.
Dick beaters - noun. 1. Hands. (Also: Dirty Dick Beaters) [Non-AvE word.]
Dilly of a pickle - noun 1. In a situation without any good options.
Dinosaur Squeezings - noun 1. A petroleum or natural gas product.

Do-Re-Mi - noun 1. Money.
Doobly-Doo - noun 1. The description and/or comments section of a Youtube Vidjayo. [Non-AvE
word.] (Also: Choochily-chooch which is an AvE variation.)
Dodgery - noun 1. Screwing about. (See “Bumblefuckery”) [Non-AvE word.]
Double Dutch Rudder - noun 1. The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men
standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left
hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right
elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masterbate. [Non-AvE word.]
See Frequently Arsed Questions 10:50 “I have been grooming him for the double dutch rudder, I
think he has finally taking to my hints.”
Dry as a Popcorn Fart - exp. a

dj. 1. Very dry. [Non-AvE word.]
Dunderheaded - adj. 1. Stupid (often in reference to a mistake). [Non-AvE word.]
. a measurement of temperature; Degrees Fahrenheit.

Dungarees Frankenstein - noun 1
Dungarees Science - noun 1. a measurement of temperature; Degrees Celsius. May also be a
reference to Celsius being a SI derived unit. Sometimes Dungarees Centipede.
Ear-Hole Pluggers - noun 1. Ear plugs; insertable noise reduction devices for reducing hearing
damage in loud environments.
Eat-A-Fruit - proper noun 1. A

dafruit, specialist electronics supplier Incl. Arduino & the Raspberry
Pi.
Elastometer - noun 1. Elastomer, a natural or synthetic polymer having elastic properties, e.g.
rubber.
Elec-chicken - noun 1. Electrician 2. Pixie-wrangler
Empire of Dirt - noun 1. All the shop’s cluttered tables and storage areas. [Possible reference to
NIN/Johnny Cash song “Hurt”?]
Farmer Wrench - noun 1. An adjustable wrench. (See also: Swedish Nut Lathe)
Fart Smeller - noun 1. An individual, typically male, of respectable intelligence i.e. a smart fellow
or “smart feller”. Often used by AvE to refer to other YouTube uploaders he admires. [Non AvE
word]
Fabricobble - verb 1. To build or construct a component, device or structure in an amateurish,
non-professional way, often quickly and using materials on hand. Portmanteau of “Fabricate” and
“Cobble”.
Family maintenance checks - noun 1. Child support checks. (Source)

Festering Stool - proper noun 1. Festool. German power tool company. Subject of at least two
BOLTRs.
Fetch - noun 1. To get stuck.
Flea-Bay - proper noun 1. eBay, source of all manner of toys, from rare skookum choochers to
chintzy, chinesium garbage.
Flesh Cutter - noun 1. A flush-cut or side-cut wire cutter.
Fluffery - adverb 1. To hand finish a part. A fluffer is someone who maintains the readiness of
male pornography actors between camera takes. Presumably using their hands in this context.
Foreskin - noun 1. Foresight.
For Tom Sachs - phrase 1. A euphemistic variant of “For Pete’s Sake” which is a euphemistic
variant of “For Christ’s Sake”. Tom Sachs is an American contemporary artist who runs his shop in
NYC.
Free ninety nine - adj. 1. Inexpensive, affordable - usually free.
Freedom Dollars - noun 1. US dollars. Also, freedom bucks.
Fuckery - noun 1. Chaos, nonsense, or generalized bullshit. (see “Bumblefuckery”)
Full Pull - noun 1. Full scale. 2. All the way. Origin is from tractor pulls. [Non-AvE word]
Fudge Factor - noun 1. A figure included in a calculation to account for error or unanticipated
circumstances, or to ensure a desired result.
Gargler - proper noun 1. The Google search engine. Often, “the gargler.”
Gas Axe - noun 1. Chainsaw (US). 2. Oxy-Fuel cutting torch (UK).
Gettin’ Spot - noun 1. A store, often in the business of selling tools or other hardware.
Gizzards - noun 1. Internals of a complex electronic device or machine. [Non-AvE word; the
gizzard is a digestive organ in some animals, mainly birds and lizards.]
Giv’er wha - Short for ‘give her what-for’
Gland End - noun 1. The “business end” of any long part. Term origin is in hydraulics, but AvE
usage may be found in any context. [Non-AvE word.] Euphemistic reference to the Glans Penis,
the sensitive bulbous structure at the distal end of the human penis.
Grand marteau - noun 1. French meaning large hammer.
Gravity - noun 1. Mass, weight. “Ho-ly! She’s got some gravity to ‘er!” [Non-AvE word.]
Gonorsyphilherpeaides - noun 1. A hazardous result of exposure. Might be derived from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n85uq3vb8w
Hack-a-ma-saw - noun 1. A

hack saw.
Hand fist - verb 1. Masturbate.
Hand job - verb 1. To drill by hand.
Hangulation - noun 1. Angle.
Hazard Fraught - proper noun 1. Harbor Freight, purveyor of cheap tools. Synonyms: Horror
Fright, Horrible Freight, Hazard Fraud, etc.
High fructose cornsyrup and red dye number five - noun 1. Ketchup. (Source)
Home Gamer - noun 1. A hobby or solo machinist working in a home shop. [Non-AvE word.]
Homeless Despot - proper noun 1. The Home Depot.
Hoo-haa rattler - Proper noun 1. A vibrator. Referring to the fact that the object at hand could be
used as a female pleasuring device.
Hooped - adj. (Long Form: Hoop-a-jooped) 1. caught in a situation that has no obvious solution. 2.
Broken. 3. Frozen. 4. Locked up. [Non-AvE word]
Hot Snot - noun 1. Hot glue or other thick, obnoxious, glues or end-of-production PCB coatings;
“They just hot-snotted that board in there.” [Non-AvE word.]
. A loose fit. 2. Ironically, a perfect fit. (Source)

Hot dog down a hallway - adj. 1
Hot supper - verb 1. Working it very hard, 110%. Commonly as “given her the hot supper.”
HPHT - noun 1. Hot Pink Hockey Tape. Reference to High-Pressure/High-Temperature.
. Internal Combustion Engine

Infernal Combustion Engine - noun 1
Japscrap - noun 1. What your daddy named his low-grade tools & material before China got into
the game. Derived from “Japanese” and “Scrap”.
Jazz Hands - verb. 1. To type. “I did the ol’ jazz hands routine on the gargler and found this.”
Jeezless - adj. 1. Spiritless. [Unknown. Reminiscent of “Jesus,” but usage is totally different. “If I
can fix the Jeezless thing.”]
Jelly Bean[er] - noun 1. Any IC or simple active electronic component now so commonplace that
its price is negligible and its brand is largely irrelevant. [Non-Ave Word.]
Jeweller’s Hammer - noun 1. A

ny especially large or heavy hammer or mallet-like implement.
[Non-AvE word, but is an AvE joke since a real jeweller’s hammer is a very small, delicate
hammer. Canadian spelling, as AvE is Canadian.]
Jean-Guy’s Your Uncle - phrase 1. Similar to Bob’s Your Uncle, Jean-Guy is a common french
name.
Juicy Jizzer - noun 1. A liquid pump, esp. for machining coolant.
Keener - noun 1. A person who is who is extremely eager, zealous, or enthusiastic. [Non-AvE
word, Canadian slang]
Kick at the Can - exp. 1. An attempt, a try. 2. A testing or trial period.
Kilobuck - noun 1. $1000. Kilo being the SI prefix for 1000.
Let the [Magic] Smoke Out - exp. 1. Physical failure of a part, usually a circuit component. Comes
from the tongue-in-cheek explanation that all electronic chips run on magic smoke trapped inside
— and naturally when you see any magic smoke escape, the chip is dead. [Non-AvE word.]
Little Chickadee - proper noun 1. A

vE’s daughter. Abbreviated to chickadee. (Also: chicken)
Lil’ Screwy - proper noun 1. The name AvE gave his “100 ton” screw press. See also: μ-Screwy.
Makin’ Chips - exp. 1. A term for machining, sarcastically implying chips are the goal. Comes from
the cutting off of metal chips in machining. [Non-AvE word.]
Mao’s Dollarama - proper noun 1. Any retailer of cheap Chinesium garbage. From Mao Zedong,
Chinese communist revolutionary, and Dollarama, a Canadian dollar store chain. Also: Chinada,
Mao’s Poundland.
Marzel Vanes - noun 1. Reference to “Turbo-Encabulator” product description -

Pseudo-Engineering technobabble.
Marketing Wank - noun 1. Gimmick; a trick or device intended to attract attention, publicity, or
trade. 2. A person who comes up with said gimmicks (also “marketing wankateer”).
Mark of the Beast - noun 1. China Export logo or ETL listed logo
Mass of the Ass - noun 1. The material, substance, part, or object being worked on. Commonly
referred to as being poorly or correctly induced (influenced/affected by) by the Angle of the Dangle.
(see “Angle of the Dangle”)
Masochist - noun 1. Person who hand works tree carcasses. Also known as a woodworker.
Metric shit-ton - noun 1. A lot.
Mo' Powah - noun 1. More power.
Molybdenum disulfide - noun 1. A lubricant comprising molybdenum and sulfur. Can often be
extracted for use in tools from the wife’s white couch. (also ‘Moly-disulfide’)
My Favorite Libation - noun 1. (Non-)Chlorinated brake cleaner, “my favorite libation, just another
flavor.” [Non-AvE word, just in this context.]
μ-Screwy (MI-cro SCREW-ee) - proper noun 1. The name AvE gave his “25 ton” miniature screw
press. The mu symbol μ is the SI prefix for “micro.” See also: Lil’ Screwy.
Milsucky - proper noun 1. The Milwaukee Electric Tool Co. or any of their tools. Rarely, “Milfucky”.
See also; “Willfuckye.”
Not Teabag - adj. 1. Not too bad.
Never-Sneeze - noun 1. Anti-sieze. A compound for preventing damage or destruction to threads
or certain threaded fasteners. “Throw some never-sneeze on there what for reducing headaches
down the road.”
Nut-fucker - noun 1. Adjustable wrench. See also “Thumb-detecting nut-fucker”.
Off-site storage - noun 1. Where you store some of your tools. Also known as your neighbor’s
house because he borrowed the tool and didn’t return it.
Ol’ Girl - proper noun 1. AvE’s pet name for his well-loved, but clapped-out Bridgeport Mill.
Pissy - noun 1. Pounds per Square Inch (PSI).
Pixies - noun 1. Electrons.

Variants:
Dancing Pixies - electrons in powered electronics or live wires. “Angry Pixies” are
electrons from high-amperage sources, or any pixies causing resistive heating in wiring
or board traces.
Angry pixies - electrons. I guess you'd be angry too if you had to travel near the speed of
light with no bathroom breaks.
Screaming pixies - electrons that enjoy the loop-de-loop on thrill rides.
Pixies - electrons with no personality. They just show up for work and don't complain
much. But they get shit done.
Pixie Wrangler - noun 1. Electrician 2

. Coder/Programmer.
Percussive Maintenance - noun 1. The fine art of fixing things through the considered application
of mechanical pressure. Or commonly, bashing things with a hammer. [Non-AvE word]
Persuader - noun 1. A hammer or other large and heavy object used for fine adjustments in
assembly - See also, jeweller's hammer.
Plumber for ones and zeros - noun 1. Programmer/Coder
Pokey Bit - noun 1. A male port on a machine or computer, a plug which could be ‘poked’ into a
port, or a probe tip.
Pokey Bit Receptacle - noun 1. The female port, socket or other hole which is designed to receive
a pokey bit.
Predator Vision - noun 1. FLIR infrared heat sensing camera.
Prefamulated - adj 1. Fabricated in such a way that it is embedded or encased in some
substance. “It’ll have nichrome wire all through here in a grid, and it’s prefamulated in some
silicone.” [Non-AvE word - reference to “Turbo-Encabulator”]
Prime Directive - noun 1. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Princess Auto - proper noun 1. P

rincess Auto is Canada’s answer to Harbor Freight. Home of
“Power Fist” brand tools.
Pug fuggly - adj. 1. Ugly. [Non-AvE word - word play on “fucking ugly” and reference to ugly pug
dogs.]
Queso - exp. 1. Abbreviation of “okay, so.” From Spanish, “cheese.” See also; “Con Carne.”
Rectum-frier - proper noun 1. Rectifier
Recycled Toilet Paper - noun 1. Medium density fiberboard (MDF) made from sawdust and glue,
pressed together at high temperatures and pressures. The worst kind of tree carcass product.
Red Green - proper noun 1. A Canadian comedy TV show from the 90s that AvE gets many
references from. Worth checking out.
Red One - noun 1. A common censoring of Red Cunt Hair, a precision machinists’ slang term for
one thousandth (According to AVE’s ruler) of an inch; 0.001" “Now we’re within a red one on
length.” [Non-AvE word] See also, “Blonde One.” Other variations include “Half Blonde,” “Black
One,” and “Mediterranean.”
Retrouded -verb 1. Retreated. “Gentlemen, we have retrouded back to the shop.”
Rip-ums - noun 1. RPMs, an acronym for Revolutions Per Minute, a common unit when measuring
frequency of rotation.
Rocket Surgery - noun 1. A play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science"
and "brain surgery" [Non-AvE word]
Rock Flinging Blade - noun 1. Lawn mower blade
Safety Squints - noun 1. Squinting your eyes in substitution for actual safety glasses. 2. Regular
eye glasses (reading, prescription, etc) that afford a basic level of protection greater than that of
merely squinting.
Safety M’Glarses - noun 1. Actual safety glasses or other eye protection that provide a protective
chooch factor greater than that of safety squints.
Scabby - covered in scabs, crusty
Scabbiest - most unsavory

Scandihoovian - noun 1. Scandinavian, humorous. “As the Scandihoovians say, this thing is
yunk.”
Shenzhen - proper noun 1. All-encompassing term for sources of cheap Chinese electronics.
Includes BangGood, GearBest, AliExpress, etc., and some eBay and Amazon sellers. [Non-AvE
word. The name comes from the electronics “retail capital” of China, Huaqiangbei market in the city
of Shenzhen, and its modern emplacement in the form of online retailers.]
Shit the Bed - exp 1. Ceased to function, with the result of making a mess. [Non-AvE word.]
Shop Rat - noun 1. A metal shop worker. [Non-AvE word.]
Shmoo/Schmoo - noun 1. Gunk; any crusty or gooey residue, coating, hydraulic fluid or liquid
lubricant. [Non-AvE word.]
Silly Con [Carne] - noun 1. Silicone sealant. “We’ll get some silly con carne, give ‘er the ol’
bathtub routine.” See also; “Con Carne.”
Skookum (skew-come) - adj. 1. Is working, good, sturdy, strong, well-built. "This new blender is
skookum.” Often: “a skookum choocher.” [Non-AvE word; Chinook slang.]
Skookumify - verb 1. To improve the design or construction of a product until it is genuinely
skookum. 2. Fix, repair something previously damaged.
Sodding Iron - noun 1. Soldering Iron
Son of a Diddly - exp. 1. Euphemistic variant of “Son of a Bitch” popularized if not created by The
Simpsons’ Ned Flanders [Non-AvE word.]
Spearamints - noun 1. Experiments
Springamathing - noun 1. A spring, or something springlike. verb 2. To spring out.
Sprung a Leak - exp. 1. Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood
Stone-Flinger - noun 1. Lawn Mower; a machine used for cutting grass.
Summer teeth - adj. 1. Teeth with a few missing; some’re here, some’re there. [Non-AvE word.]
Swedish Nut Lathe - noun 1. An adjustable wrench, often used to inadvertently round the flats off
of hexagonal head fasteners. See also; “Thumb-detecting nut fucker.”
Tap water - noun 1. Just plain water from the tap. In Canuckistan it comes in big blocks you have
to melt down. Not to be confused with tapping fluid. (Source and source)
Teabag - adj. (see Not Teabag).
Thou - noun 1. Common shop abbreviation for one thousandth of an inch; 0.001" “Seven
sixteenths of course… 437 thou.” [Non-AvE word.]
. Wood screw.
Threaded carpenter’s nail - noun 1
Tighter than a dick’s hat-band - phrase 1. Tight. Could be used to identify a place that is empty,
a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word "tight" is used. Nobody
seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head.
[Non-AvE word]
T’internets - noun 1. The internet. [Non-AvE word.]
Titterpated - adj. 1. The state of having found something humorous.
Thumb-detecting nut fucker - noun 1. An adjustable wrench with built-in hammer head. “If the
jaws don’t round it off, the hammer sure can.” 2. S 12H Hammer Head Miner’s Wrench
Thumb Detector - noun 1. A

ny hammer or mallet-like implement.
Thaitanium - noun 1. Any low-grade material (metals, plastics) originating from China/Taiwan.
See also; “Chinesium”
Tombstony - adj. 1. The look of a surface-mount resistor or capacitor that has been soldered
upright, not flat with contact on both sides. Example usage, said on examination of a PCB:
“…Nothing tombstony. It all looks great.”
2. Tombstoning, [non-AvE word in electronics is when a surface mount resistor or
capacitor etc. is soldered wrong and is only attached on one end, so that it stands up, hence
tombstoning.]
Tree Carcass - noun 1. Wood, board, log, etc. [Non-AvE word.]
Triple Nickel - noun 1. A 555 timer integrated circuit chip. [Non-AvE word.]
Tripod - noun 1. Allegedly AvE’s name in high school. Implies he has a large penis. [source:
https://youtu.be/JempMGupVy0?t=4m25s]
Unobtainium - noun 1. A material so precious and rare, it possesses god-like physical qualities,
being perfect in every regard. [Non-AvE Word]
Unobtanium Sintered Pixie Dust - noun 1 . Material that is so amazing that when drill bits are
made out of it, lubrication or cutting fluid is not needed. Most of AvE’s drill bits are made of this
apparently. (see “Unobtainium”)
VFD - noun 1. Variable frequency drive, an electronic speed control system that enhances the
performance and features of a motor driven tool, e.g. a mill or lathe. [Non-Ave word.]
Vijayo - noun 1. An encoded series of images, displayed in sequence, and synchronized with the
recorded sounds of the images’ origin; 2. V
ideo.
VV Boutique - noun 1. Abbreviation of Value Village - second hand store known as Savers in parts
of the United States.
Wank - noun 1. BS “the wank is strong with these ones”, “marketing wank.” 2. British slang for
masturbation. [Non-AvE word.]
Weeble Wobble - adj. 1. Out of round or not spinning true.
What-for - noun 1. Enthusiastic effort. 2. Vigorous thrashing. 3. Smashy smashy. “Give it what-for.”
[Non-AvE word]
Widlar-izer - noun 1. A hammer or the technique of using a hammer to “fix” things. (With origins
relating to Bob Widlar, an extraordinary electronic engineer and designer, who practiced
pulverising a bad or faulty part that is at fault). 2. The adjuster on an adjustable wrench. See
Swedish Nut Lathe. [Non-AvE word]
Willfuckee/Willfuckye - proper noun 1. The Milwaukee Electric Tool Co. or any of their tools. See
also; “Milsucky.”
Whipper Snipper - proper noun 1. A weed-wacker/weed-eater/string trimmer. [Non-AvE word,

common Canadian term for such.]
Whiskey Dick Soft - adj. 1. D

escribes a soft material, opposite of hard as a coffin nail.
Yu (Lick) Long Ding-Dong - proper noun 1. An “engineer” living in Guangzhou China who makes
crappy items and puts them on Flea-Bay. (see “Flea-Bay”)
Common Phrases (and Their Meanings)
● Keep your...
○ ...stick on the ice.
○ ...dick on the ice.
○ ...dick off the dry ice.
○ ...dick in a vice.
○ ...prick in a slice.
○ ...lick in the slice.
○ ...lice off your vice.
○ ...slice in the slot.
○ ...slick off the crick.
○ ...dick clean to entice.
○ ...dick someplace nice.
○ ...you know what to do.
■ (Allusion to Red Green’s famous sign-off, which makes reference to the
rules of ice hockey.)
● Focus You Fack!
○ (The camera’s auto-focus feature is not focusing correctly.)
● The bigger the gob, the better the job.
○ (A novice welder compensates for lack of skill by using more filler material.)
○ (A novice assembler will often use large amounts of glue/schmoo.)
○ (A novice lubricator will often use large amounts of grease/shmoo.)
● L’il dab’ll do ya, big gob’ll screw ya.
○ (A small amount being sufficient. [Possible reference to “One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's Nest” or Brylcreem hair styling gel.])
● Brains of the Operation
○ The center workings of a machine, device, or process. (Esp. of a processor or
main circuit board of an electronic device.)
○ The person in charge/telling people what to do. (ex. supervisor/engineer/designer)
● Big gob’ll screw ya
○ (Too much and everything falls apart)
● She’s no prom queen, but even the ugly girls…
○ (This item is not elegant but has some redeeming features.)
● Once you go black you never go back… my wife says it all the time.
○ (AvE facetiously implies that his wife is having an affair with an African-American
man, without AvE’s knowledge.)
● Fasten your Strap-ons.
○ Get ready
● Fuck all to do with the price of tea in China.
○ Something doesn’t matter
● Good enough for the girls I go out with.

○ (Within acceptable tolerance.)
● More twists and turns than a Ludlum book.
○ (Some aspects of this are unexpected.)
○ (Note: Robert Ludlum’s political thriller novels are known for their convoluted
plots.)
● Never look a gift whore in the mouse.
○ Play on words of the common phrase “Never look a gift horse in the mouth”.
○ A gift horse is a horse that was a gift, quite simply. When given a horse, it would
be bad manners to inspect the horse's mouth to see if it has bad teeth. This can be
applied as an analogy to any gift: Don't inspect it to make sure it matches some
standard you have, just be grateful!
● Nobody likes a clipped tip.
○ (A joke against circumcision.)
● Here’s a tip for ya, just the tip, and only for a minute, mind.
○ (AvE is about to present the viewer with a “tip” for a short period of time.)
○ (Reference to teenage practices of sexual coercion)
● Just the tip, and only for a minute.
○ (See above.)
● We’re in like sin.
○ (Getting inside a tool. Innuendo referring to sex.)
○ Pun on the idiom “in like flynn”

● Release the schmoo!
○ (To break the seal on something which contains lubricating oil which is likely to
spill out)
● Do you want a quickie or the whole 2 minutes?
○ (This will be a short video.)
○ (Reference to premature ejaculation.)
● A fathers job is to keep his daughter off the stripper pole.
○ (A male parent prefers to steer his female offspring toward more desirable career
choices, also a bit from Chris Rock’s HBO comedy concert, “Never Scared.”)
● Easier to beg for forgiveness than ask permission.
○ (The consequences for disobeying an authority figure and then subsequently
claiming ignorance when caught are often less undesirable than being prevented
from carrying out some action in the first place.)
● She got some meat/gravity to her.
○ (The item is heavy and/or solid feeling.)
○ (Also, “right into the meat of her” meaning to get to the point.)
● There ain't no prom queens going out with a dude named stubby.
○ (It is considered unattractive to have missing or shortened fingers or other digits
due to accidental loss.)
● Need your wife to hold in your hernia while you do this.
○ (This action is strenuous.)
● A beauty, a bonnie and a joy forever.

○ (Reference to Endymion poem by John Keats [1795-1821] - something which will
keep value over time)
● Finger fucked by the fickle finger of fate.
○ (Events have conspired to cause some form of misfortune.)
● Surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing.
○ (Reference to the turbo-encabulator.)
● Let that be a lesson kids…
○ (The previous information was intended to impart some form of wisdom.)
● A grinder and paint make me the welder I ain’t.
○ (A poorly executed weld may be ground smooth and painted in order to improve its
appearance. It can smooth out the hemorrhoids, chicken shit, dingle balls and
bubble gum.)
○ (Often shortened to “welder I ain’t.”)
● Pull My Finger !
○ (Creating an unknown expectation for a known outcome.)
● Stiff as a wedding prick.
○ (Referring to something that is stiff for good or bad.)
○ In reference to the erection a man might have on his wedding night in anticipation
of consummating his marriage.
● Hard as a coffin nail
○ (Something hard or harder than a file.)

● In Knipex we trust
○ (Said when a Swedish nut lathe just won’t work and you need something a bit
bigger referring to the Knipex brand of pliers) Knipex tend to be high quality tools.
● Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
○ (Play on “beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Implying the item at hand is only
pretty to an intoxicated eye.)
● Finger it oot
○ (Canuckistani for “Figure it out”)
● Can’t pay me what I’m worth, I don’t work that cheap.
○ (Self deprecating remark in response to a poorly executed task)
● Slick as snot on a doorknob
○ (Something that is very slick. Comparable to someone’s mucus on a doorknob.)
● Pretty tough to make an egg without busting a few omelettes
○ (Play on “you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs”)
● Piss with the cock you got
○ (Use the tools you have. Don’t let your financial limitations prevent you from
working on a project.)
○ (Don’t over complicate things.)
● Stupid like a fox
○ (A play on the common phrase, “Smart like a fox”. Possibly a Simpsons
reference.)
○ (Generally used upon finding a novel, though often somewhat backwards solution
to an issue.)
○ (Often preceded by, triumphant laughter.)
● Ridden hard and put away wet
○ (The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a
horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.)
● It just doesn’t end
○ When it seems like everything is resisting your progress.
● Why you no cum (in Asian accent)
○ (Expressed when something doesn’t chooch. Based on the stereotype Asian
prostitute and whiskey dick. Things AvE knows nothing about.)
● The room formerly known as “the wife’s sewing”
○ (AvE’s electronics work room - formerly his wife’s sewing room)
● There are many ways to skin a cat; especially if you are Chinese.
○ (A mantra that says that there are usually many ways to solve a problem and not
having the right tool is no excuse).
● Juicy bags of meat.
○ (Humans. Often referring to the fragility of humans.)
● Make sure it goes in nice and sideways
○ (Make sure it goes in straight -- but it likely will not.)
● Straight as an arrow
○ (Nice and sideways.)
○ (Synonymous with “Crooked as a dog's hind leg.”)
● Always try the easiest thing first; which never works.
○ (See: It just doesn’t end.)
● Works like a hot damn.
○ (Works well.)
● When life gives you limes you make yourself some to-kill-ya shots.
○ (From the phrase “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” and a play on the
potency of tequila alcohol.)
● Where the Rubber Meets the Lover / This is where the Stud Meets the Dam
○ From the phrase “where the rubber meets the road”. (This alteration means
essentially the same thing, where the device/object’s function comes into effective
play.)
● I’m glad we don’t get the government we pay for.
○ (Implying the government wastes money and is already more powerful than
desired.)
● Airing out those moths in your wallet.
○ (To pay for something.)
● Everybody's first time is scary. It’s dark and you’re all alone.
○ (Referring to losing one's virginity, alone, which is impossible.) I don’t judge, freak.
● Madder than a wet hen.

○ (A thoughtfully complex metaphor describing someone who is raging mad. When
hens are wet, they are mad. In fact, they are livid.)
● Down b-low me, in the doobly doo.
○ (Write a comment on Youtube.)
● The proof in the puddin’ is in the eatin’. Here comes the moment of tooth.
○ (The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means
you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.)
● It’s really no better, but it is more expensive.
○ (The observation that we buy things just because they are more expensive and not
because they are actually worth the extra money.)
● Let me tell ya, nothin’ ruins a nice spot like people.
○ (Said by average idiots who don’t like to be around the average idiot.)
● I do some of my best work, not only one handed, but in the dark.
○ (In reference to masturbation and the fact that AvE often does work with one hand
holding a camera.)
● The work will always be there. Coffee time is gone forever.
○ (A labor unionists mantra to not work too hard.)
● Children and fools.
○ (Shortened from “God smiles on children and fools.” A phrase which has many
meanings but somewhat from the Bible in that children are innocent and don’t
know they are dumb. Often said to confuse and insult a fool at the same time.)
● Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

○ (Typically meaning if you have the right tool, use it.)
● Cheese and rice
○ (Jesus Christ)
● Runs like a raped ape
○ (Chooches like a hot damn).
● If it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Unless you want to fix it until it is.
○ (The prime directive.)
● I wonder if I can get it apart. Well, that’s a silly statement. No question I can get it apart.
Question is if I can get it back together?
● Very violently into low Earth Orbit.
○ (It takes a very high velocity to get into LEO. 28,080 kph or 17,500 mph. That
requires rocket engines or a very tightly wound up spring that is accidentally
released by a 200 lb gorilla.)
● There is always time to do it right the second time.
○ (Despite your best efforts, or more often because you try to do things the easy way
first, at least two attempts are often needed to do a job.)
● First time tight, second time alright
○ (Means things often fit better the second time, like bolts though freshly drilled
holes.)
○ (Tongue-in-cheek related to virgins.)
● I may be thick like a tuna can but I'm also stubborn, stubborn as an old mule.
● Feelin about a buck fifty… in a two dollar whore house.

● Not feeling one hundred percent
● You can feel the pain once when you buy the tool or you can feel the pain every time you
use the tool.
○ (Good tools are expensive. Bad tools are a pain to use.)
● Greasier than a deep fried butterball.
○ (Butterball refers to Butterball [whole] Turkeys. The original Butterball product had
nothing to do with Turkeys but Turkey is now what they are known for. Butterball
whole turkeys are not specifically buttery but frying a butterball sounds like frying
butter. The result of frying butter would be a hot greasy mess.)
● Allowances must be made.
○ (Sometimes used to mean dimensional tolerances.)
● Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.
● Pitter patter, let’s get at her
● I don’t get my jollies from that. I get my jollies from doing drawings in my head. Makin’ shit
in the seat of my pants.
● Tripod. That’s right, my nickname from high school.
● Get two birds stoned with one bush.
● I do some of my best thinking in my head.
● Und wat wir hier haben…
○ Almost-correct German for “and what we have here…”
○ (Facetiously, how tight to clamp something in a vice)

● Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats. If you’re sitting, stand up. Unless you want bite
marks on your seat.
● Under normal circumstances I never let fear and good judgment get in the way of a good
party laugh, but this really sketches me out
● You don’t always need to spend a whole whack of time a-courting the prettiest belle at the
ball when you’re going to roll over to the Hutterite place the farm over next and buck
yourself off around in the woodshed.
● I thought I was wrong, then I was right, turns out I was mistaken.
● Wallet over thick - light
Engine light is on for unknown reason.
● Wouldn’t say shit if he had a mouth full of it
● Back when Men were men and sheep were scared
● Sending a tingle through your dingle
● Married for a long time, now we’re into S&M, She sleeps and I masturbate
● Harder than woodpecker lips
●
Trivia
1. If you watch AvE you should know how to finish this: Keep your dick in a ______.”
2. What does AvE call his bridgeport mill?
3. Finish this sentence from the Red Green show: “If the women don’t find you handsome, at
least they’ll find you _______.”-
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AvE Dictionary, Glossary, and Pronunciation Guide

The “AvE” Dictionary

Because AvE is the James Joyce of swingset assembly manuals

-Tomtortoise (didn't know only I could accept suggestions, sorry guys)

Adding or fixing definitions?

Default / Dewilt Dewalt

Al Gore’s information internet Dinosaur squeezings Petroleum-based

Art Bin Trash Can corntact Contact

atawl At all cracktacular craptacular

blacksmitheed blacksmithed Doll-hair dollar

Briggs & Scrap-iron Briggs & Stratton Electrosity Electricity

brew-huschless brushless electropated electroplated

buh-day-da potato electronicals electronics

carn corn enganeer’d Engineered

Cabbage Garbage enginerd Engineer

carbon-ator carburetor Embigen To make larger

cockwise clockwise especiál special

Confuser Computer Hazard Fraught / Harbor Freight

crackmaster-carr McMaster-Carr infernal combustion internal combustion

fabricobble fabricate oot out

farsenar fastener orn on

fingered figured orf off

frankenstein Fahrenheit fabricobbled fabricated

Freedom bucks US dollars futons/few-tons photons

gasomaline gasoline panasuckit Panasonic

gearbij garbage pinch inch

shermany Germany pinion opinion

goober-mint government pistoné piston

grind-air grinder plastique plastic

Mc Glarrses glasses poinsettias buns ciabatta buns

hee-yair here prestidigitatious prestigious

holio holy pronounciate pronounce

Kunt Building Supplies Kent Building propagna propane

Mucking afazing Fucking amazing scientitian scientist

stealership dealership turnimicates turns

Strap-On Snap-On Turkblanistan Turkmenistan

stuperglue superglue two-smoke two-stroke

steakums steak veeticles vehicles

springamathoing spring vag-itarian Vegetarian

tappy-tap-tap tap verking working

tea bag too bad wants woodants/termites

tick thick walves valves

Titty bit Little bit Wally World Wal-mart

too-gee-ther together whipper-snipper yard trimmer

tonguetangulated Tongue tied Wilfuckye Milwaukee

Worshing machine Washing machine

Ancillary Entitlements- ​noun ​ 1. ​Unnecessary accessories included to further a marketing

Armstrong​ - noun ​1.​ A non-hydraulic, manually operated screw press.

Art bin​ - noun ​1.​ Trash can

AvE - Arduino Vs Evil

Astroglide​ - noun ​1. ​Lubrication. [Non-AvE word - brand of personal lubricant]

Batterlation ​- noun ​1.​ Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”

Betwixt​ - prep. ​1.​ Archaic form of “between” [Non-AvE word]

Bitch Mittens​ - noun ​1. ​Rubber gloves.

Blueberry ​- noun ​1.​ Bluetooth. Proper noun ​1.​ Blackberry.

BOLTR ​- acronym, noun ​1.​ Bored Of Lame Tool Reviews

Buck Off​ - verb ​1.​ To part off.

Brain Box​ - noun ​1.​ Computer. See “Confuser”

Cattywampus​ - adj.​ 1. ​Misaligned, oblique, diagonal, bent. [Non-AvE word.]

Cadillac of automobiles​ - adj. ​1. ​The top of the line.

Confuser ​- noun ​1. ​A computer, microcontroller, or any sort of integrated circuit.

Craptacular ​- adj. ​1. ​Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]

Crapped-Out​ - adj. ​1.​ Broken or dysfunctional. (see “Clapped-Out”) [Non-AvE word]

Cromulated​ - adj. ​1.​ Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.

Ancillary Entitlements- noun 1. Unnecessary accessories included to further a marketing

Armstrong - noun 1. A non-hydraulic, manually operated screw press.

Art bin - noun 1. Trash can

Astroglide - noun 1. Lubrication. [Non-AvE word - brand of personal lubricant]

Batterlation - noun 1. Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”

Betwixt - prep. 1. Archaic form of “between” [Non-AvE word]

Bitch Mittens - noun 1. Rubber gloves.

Blueberry - noun 1. Bluetooth. Proper noun 1. Blackberry.

BOLTR - acronym, noun 1. Bored Of Lame Tool Reviews

Buck Off - verb 1. To part off.

Brain Box - noun 1. Computer. See “Confuser”

Cattywampus - adj. 1. Misaligned, oblique, diagonal, bent. [Non-AvE word.]

Cadillac of automobiles - adj. 1. The top of the line.

Confuser - noun 1. A computer, microcontroller, or any sort of integrated circuit.

Craptacular - adj. 1. Precisely not spectacular. [Non-AvE word]

Crapped-Out - adj. 1. Broken or dysfunctional. (see “Clapped-Out”) [Non-AvE word]

Cromulated - adj. 1. Made cromulent. Corrected or forced to work.

Cromulicity - noun 1. The measure of how cromulent something is.

Deflummox-cised - adj. 1. T

Diaper (rash) cream - noun. 1. Thermal paste.

Dinosaur Squeezings - noun 1. A petroleum or natural gas product.

Do-Re-Mi - noun 1. Money.

Dodgery - noun 1. Screwing about. (See “Bumblefuckery”) [Non-AvE word.]

Dry as a Popcorn Fart - exp. a

Dunderheaded - adj. 1. Stupid (often in reference to a mistake). [Non-AvE word.]

. a measurement of temperature; Degrees Fahrenheit.

Eat-A-Fruit - proper noun 1. A

Elec-chicken - noun 1. Electrician 2. Pixie-wrangler

Family maintenance checks - noun 1. Child support checks. (Source)

Fetch - noun 1. To get stuck.

Flesh Cutter - noun 1. A flush-cut or side-cut wire cutter.

Foreskin - noun 1. Foresight.

Free ninety nine - adj. 1. Inexpensive, affordable - usually free.

Freedom Dollars - noun 1. US dollars. Also, freedom bucks.

Fuckery - noun 1. Chaos, nonsense, or generalized bullshit. (see “Bumblefuckery”)

Grand marteau - noun 1. French meaning large hammer.

Hack-a-ma-saw - noun 1. A

Hand fist - verb 1. Masturbate.

Hand job - verb 1. To drill by hand.

Hangulation - noun 1. Angle.

Homeless Despot - proper noun 1. The Home Depot.

. A loose fit. 2. Ironically, a perfect fit. (Source)

HPHT - noun 1. Hot Pink Hockey Tape. Reference to High-Pressure/High-Temperature.

. Internal Combustion Engine

Jeweller’s Hammer - noun 1. A

Little Chickadee - proper noun 1. A

Marzel Vanes - noun 1. Reference to “Turbo-Encabulator” product description -

Metric shit-ton - noun 1. A lot.

Mo' Powah - noun 1. More power.

Not Teabag - adj. 1. Not too bad.

Nut-fucker - noun 1. Adjustable wrench. See also “Thumb-detecting nut-fucker”.

Pissy - noun 1. Pounds per Square Inch (PSI).

Pixies - noun 1. Electrons.

Pixie Wrangler - noun 1. Electrician 2

Plumber for ones and zeros - noun 1. Programmer/Coder

Predator Vision - noun 1. FLIR infrared heat sensing camera.

Prime Directive - noun 1. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Princess Auto - proper noun 1. P

Rectum-frier - proper noun 1. Rectifier

Rock Flinging Blade - noun 1. Lawn mower blade

Scabby - covered in scabs, crusty

Scabbiest - most unsavory

Shop Rat - noun 1. A metal shop worker. [Non-AvE word.]

Sodding Iron - noun 1. Soldering Iron

Spearamints - noun 1. Experiments

Sprung a Leak - exp. 1. Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood

Teabag - adj. (see Not Teabag).

T’internets - noun 1. The internet. [Non-AvE word.]

Titterpated - adj. 1. The state of having found something humorous.

Thumb Detector - noun 1. A

Weeble Wobble - adj. 1. Out of round or not spinning true.

Whipper Snipper - proper noun 1. A weed-wacker/weed-eater/string trimmer. [Non-AvE word,

Whiskey Dick Soft - adj. 1. D