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Friday, November 16, 2018 • vol. 104, No. 15 | atheNs, GeorGia | Nique.Net
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Friday,
Head-to-head
two different opinions on one real-life issue
is flat earth?
DR. INK MILLER F. SCOTT LITZGERALD were done in, like, this
PROF. didn’t get an on- MAJOR: PARTYING big lazer tag arena.
TAXIDERMY PHYSICS MINOR: ENGLISH duuuuuude have you
line phd for you to ever played lazer tag?
space and matter are there was this sick
call me professor” just, like, our percep- lazer tag spot next to
i have flown on tions, man. the earth my parents place that
and then after I isn’t flat or round, it’s also had mini golf and,
several airplanes, just, you know, earth, like, all the kids would
tell them that, ac- you know? people who have their birthdays
sometimes over tell you that they know there and stuff. wait
cording to cred- stuff about things but, woah that’s a good point
distances as long like, you’ve never been though, it’s kinda wild
ible pee reviewed to space, you know? un- that people just as-
as several hours. less you’ve seen it you sume the earth is, like,
studies, the flat can only give, like, your mini golf ball shaped.
through in all of opinion. when you stop think-
earth is accelle- you know what I ing what the man wants
them, i never once have seen? that stan- you to think, stuff like
rating 32 feet per ley kubrick movie, out- that just kinda makes
spotted a round er space. he’s all like you all “woahhhhhh”
second-square up- “woah! space!” and you know? like are the
in the horizon. i space is like “woah! hu- oceans supposed to be
wards. man!” and then he goes the little holes or what?
even hold up pen- through this wormhole you just have to think
gravity isn’t that’s kinda like a wide- about these things,
cil i brought with spread panic concert man.
moving us down, and then at the end he’s, like yeah i voted for
my carry on, and like, old but also a baby ted metz because he’s
we stay. the earth and it doesn’t really all “yo the government
the horizon is make sense but it’s like, is telling you all this
moves up to catch beautiful man. it’s so stuff,” you know? peo-
parallel. so why deep, it really tells you a ple need to open their
us. its like when lot about yourself when eyes and think for
does nasa say it’s you watch it. it’s easy themselves. and hemp
run. you move, to, you know, like trace has, like, tons of differ-
round? your own path paral- ent uses that would re-
clothes stay still. lel to his. like sure, his ally help our economy.
students ask me ship wanted to kill him. like i swear i don’t know
but clothes stay that’s just so symbolic, if anything about weed or
a lot “professor you have time after this anything like that but i
on your body be- interview i want to show just think there would
miller, if the earth you this youtube video be, like, economic simu-
cause youre move that like, breaks down lation if it was legalized.
is flat then why all the theories about and it actually is better
underneath. the movie. but yeah for you than alcohol, you
does gravity?” back to the point i think know? the government
i’d give it five stars. i is just a load of crap
and i tell them “i think i read somewhere man. i guess the earth
that the shots of space could go either way tho.
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an invitation to the public to
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The purpose of Celebrate
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students about the national students. in teams and engage take to change the world at homelessness and Union, will host a 5K walk/
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that will change our rather
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versity of Georgia faculty,
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students fixin’ to pick a
I sit across from him and nice. brushed their teeth before. when I tell the story better digital diplomas has many
While the switch to
he peers at me through his “Me and Pooma Pants One of the most difficult cuz he’s so modest. So, he The Dukes of Hazard.
The General Lee, from
spectacles. He’s the most have always been really aspects of the course is first came up with the idea to do
Lee, and a depiction of
mark mural of Robert E.
gia diplomas is a water-
admired guy on campus, close. We do practically ev- mastering how to grasp a the first chapter on how to of the University of Geor-
email. New to the design
but you would never know erything together. That’s toothbrush. Many students use mouthwash, cuz every- folder of their student
folder or in their “trash”
from his down-to-earth de- how I noticed I was doing simply see the toothbrush one here is so familiar with for print via their “spam”
to retreeve their diploma
meenur. really good on all the tests and immediately throw it drinking that since they Students will be able
date.
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their diplomas 30 days
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December 2018 gradu-
mahogunny, furniture,,,. sis.
for granted on a daily ba-
In such a regal setting it reigning old south, take
are not tainted by the ever-
would be easy to feel un- that civilized people, who
munal printer; technology
welcome, but there is some-
wifi, and a single cum-
as printing capabilities,
install technologies such
thing comforting about his to digital diplomas, but
not only make the switch
big round eyes! and floppy Georgia Tech students to
rently has plans to hire
ears!!! and slobbery tongue. The [sic] University cur-
world.”
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January 22, 2019
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