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Block A
October 2018
Mrs. M ELA
Sherman’s Army
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
*Groan*
The bed creaked and groaned as Carl got up, he turned off his alarm clock and got his clothes on in the dim
light creeping through the blinds of his 2nd story apartment. Carl walked out of the bedroom and into the
kitchen and brewed himself a cup of coffee. After all of that Carl walked out of his apartment, and down to
his car which was parked on the street, an old 1987 Toyota Corolla GTS Coupe, he put the key in the lock,
jiggled it a few times, and the door popped open. Carl got into the car’s worn interior and put the key into the
ignition, and after 3 attempts and some hopes the car finally started. Carl pulled away from the curb and began
to drive to his job at the local power plant. Owned by Mr Jack. W, the same man that owned the area of land
Carl’s building was on. Carl was still groggy, he’d much rather have been in bed than driving to his unexciting
job to do unexciting work all day. Carl didn’t have much money to his name or really a way to get it. Nobody
paid attention to his class in society, and on the topic of paying he didn’t get paid much at work either, sounds
great right?
While the work wasn’t too hard he was paid very minimally by an extremely greedy boss. Carl arrived at work
and parked his car, he walked inside and to his desk, Carl monitored the whole place, he made sure everything
was going well and that nothing wanted to explode, like Homer from The Simpsons. Essentially he watched a
bunch of boring, Static-y TV screens all day. Sounds like a great job right? Yeah didn’t think so, poor guy.
*Ahem* Yeah, so Carl sat there, watching the screens flicker, occasionally someone walked by one of the
cameras. He did that for the long Four hours until break. Finally the whistle sounded, signaling that break time
had started. Carl walked outside, went to his car, and opened the door. He took his lunch box out of his car and
began eating his baloney sandwich, however as he was staring across the parking lot a flyer nailed on a
REQUEST PENDING order of Jack. W. Carl then realized, in horror that that section was where he lived, and
if it was bulldozed there wasn’t anywhere else he could afford to live. However he quickly remembered that he
had seen signs like this in the past and they never really meant anything. After break Carl walked back in and
continued his exceedingly boring work, this cycle repeated day after day, and the days went on for an entire
Finally, halfway through the next week Carl was walking into work and, unexpectedly a co-worker walked up
to him, “hey Carl, did you hear? The city’s leaning towards giving the permits to bulldoze 18C! Far out right?”
This news sent chills up Carl’s spine and a panicked look arose on his face, he walked into his office without
saying a word and began contemplating the situation. His boss was trying to get the permits to demolish the
section of town where he lived, could he do anything? After work Carl went up to Jack’s office, a large door
read MR. JACK. W CEO. Carl knocked on the heavy wooden door and heard a faint
“come in”
He walked in to find his boss, Mr Jack. W sitting at his desk fiddling with some coins. Carl began hesitantly
Jack started “why yes, we’re going to put up a nice warehouse there to boost profits”
Carl then looked at him and said “but sir th-that’s where I live”
Jack smirked and said, “welp, that’s a bummer, can’t do anything about that, profits first, good luck finding
Carl was shocked by this statement, but instead of protesting he walked out, what could he say to that? S he
walked out of the building and down to his car, he got in and yelled, yelled about everything, yelled about
everything for a good Twenty Minutes. When he was done yelling at everything he drove out of the parking lot
fast, his Corolla’s tires chirped and Carl drove home fuming, he had to do something about his dire
circumstances, but what? His superiors held all the power while he was virtually powerless against them. Now
at this point anyone would’ve given up, but this was Carl Sherman not J. Anyone, and so he couldn’t give up,
but he had to find someone to help him with this, someone with extensive knowledge and money to back it. So
when Carl got home he booted up his Windows 95 computer, it took about a half hour, but he didn’t know what
to search, so he typed in “how to stop oppression” and oddly he was greeted with a really annoying pop-up, it
said…
“Hey you! No them… Yes you! Do you have oppression problems, yeah I thought so! Well then you need me!
You’re Oppression expert. So come on down to the corner of 25th and 3rd and see for yourself! Plus mention
this ad and get a 30% discount on all you’re oppression needs! So cmon what’re you still doing here! Get over
there!”
The ad then went black and the page crashed, not because of the haunted pop-up, but because of Windows 95.
Carl thought about what he had just seen and how strange it was, but never the less he walked back out to his
car and drove to the given location, all while still thinking about how strange the situation was, however when
he got there he found a quaint little shop with a large, but faded sign that read
OPRESSIONSTERMINATORS for all you’re oppression needs! Carl stared at it then walked into the shop to
find that most of the shop was a back room, with only a small area in front with a desk. Carl rang the little bell
“I was hoping you could help me out with the problem in 18C” Carl asked .
“Well, I’m taking since you live in 18C you don’t have much money?”
Nick looked over at him “Don’t worry, we’re the oppression specialists, we work first and worry about money
later”
Nick Signaled for Carl to come in the back of the shop, through a door marked “fun stuff” and behind the door
was the heavy equipment, some bulldozers, some vans, some tanks, then in the corner there was a shed marked
“boring stuff” and in it was some signs and other normal protest-y items. Carl looked over the things in the
shop, a shocked expression on his face, he then said “I’ll think about it” and walked out, Carl walked back to his
“what am I gonna do? That place looked like a Military surplus shop.”
Carl drove back to his house, but there were flatbed trucks on either side of the road, they were packed with
Bulldozers and Excavators and other demolition equipment, there were also trucks full of dynamite and other
explosives. This sight frightened Carl, for he knew the appearance of machinery was the 2nd and middle phase
of demolition. This spooked Carl, because he knew that if he didn’t think of something fast, the whole area was
going to be destroyed. Carl had to consider whether he wanted to go to the shop and agree, or if he wanted to sit
by and let this whole thing play out, but Carl wasn’t that kind of person, and he wasn’t about to be oppressed by
the corporate Jack. W. So he turned his car around and drove back to the shop, where he walked in, more
determined than he had ever been, he rang the bell with full intensity and was greeted by the same man
Nick smiled and took Carl back into the back of the shop. Carl began inspecting the things in the shop, there
were Five Ford E-250 Vans, Two Bulldozers, A Military APC, some Jeeps, and to top it all off a M4A3E8
“Easy Eight” Sherman Tank from World War ll. Now while some of this stuff may have seemed like it was just
a wee bit overkill, Jack was an extremely greedy man, and he was willing to do anything to protect his fat stacks
of cash from people in the populous like Carl, but two men wouldn’t be enough to start a Revolution, Carl
would need to gather as many people as he could to stop this seemingly unstoppable force. However finding
help wouldn’t be a problem, everyone who worked for Jack knew how he played, and nobody liked him, the
entire area wanted to see him out of the CEO position, but he’d never give it up. To make that happen a forceful
change had to be put into place, a Revolution and Carl was going to be the one to start it. So Carl had to get to
work, he had to tell people about this new Revolution. Carl spent the next three days putting up posters, handing
out flyers, and doing everything he possibly could to rile the population of his neighborhood, they were going to
meet at a lot at the end of the week, but until then Carl learned all about the machinery they’d be using, the vans
drove like any normal vehicle, the bulldozer used lever controls for the individual tracks, the APC used normal
controls due to being a wheeled vehicle, the Jeeps drove normally, but the Tank used old controls, with levers
controlling the tracks, like the Bulldozers but less simplified, however the tank needed a 5-6 man crew.
However the end of the week was here, so Carl and some of the Oppression guys drove the Five vans to the lot.
The lot was packed, cars and people filled almost the entire thing, it was like the entire town had shown up, the
dim headlights of old clunker cars shown in the night and gave the lot a luminescent glow and when the vans
drove in cheering erupted from the crowd. When Carl and the others got out of the vans the cheering got even
louder! Then Carl got an idea, he climbed up onto the roof of one of the vans and began to speak
“They think that they can come here and destroy this town without retaliation! Well I say NO! We will stop
them, and we will dethrone the mastermind behind all this; Jack. W” The crowd booed at his name
“This is our town, sure it’s run down but it is OURS! And we will keep it!”
The crowd kept cheering, but a woman popped her head out of her apartment window
Carl then signaled for them to all follow the vans. Everyone piled into vans and cars, and the convoy of sagging
suspension scraped out of the lot and down to the headquarters, there were so many cars an entire street was
filled with parked cars. Everyone crowded into the tiny establishment and examined the equipment, there were
plenty of “oohs” and “ahhs” suddenly a man, around his 40s exclaimed
Then another guy said “I was a construction worker, I drove dozers just like this one”
Nick looked out over the crowd “I wasn’t going to tell you this, we have a huge warehouse full of more stuff,
that might be a little more fitting for such a crowd, I wasn’t going to say anything because I didn’t expect such a
huge group”
Once again everyone piled into the vans and cars, as well as all the other stuff in the shop and headed out, to
this day it’s still a miracle how nobody noticed a convoy of bulldozers, vans, cars, and even a tank rolling
through town. Just as dawn was approaching the enormous procession arrived at the humongous warehouse
39D. Nick pressed a button on the sun visor of the van and the warehouse doors opened slowly, revealing a
huge warehouse with at least ten times the amount of things as the shop, there were all sorts of vehicles,
equipment, and military machines. Everyone was in awe at the sheer amount of “stuff” that there was. Everyone
began choosing their weapons of choice for the long day ahead. People piled into the tanks, there were Eleven
total, Two M4A3E8 Shermans, A Sherman Firefly, Two Panzer IVs, Three T-34 Soviet tanks, and Two
T-34-85 tanks. There were 7 Stryker APCs, a few Armored cars, Fifteen Vans, Nine Bulldozers, and a camera
drone. Everyone spent the night prepping the machines, and learning how to operate them.
When morning came Jack W awoke from his bed, he lived in an enormous mansion full of luxuries, however
today, little did he know, would be the end of that. Today was to be the day the people of 18C were kicked out
and their town was demolished while they watched, no formal notice had been given about this because quite
frankly, nobody cared. The demolition crews were going to arrive at noon precisely, but they were going to be
met by a wall of protesters armed with a whole lot more than some semi-persuasive signs. This was not known
The clock struck 12 and the demolition crews arrived on the scene, they were met with a wall of steel, each
vehicle had a banner on the front saying “18C WILL STAND” now these construction workers had no idea
what to do so they instinctively called their boss, who instead of going down there just called the cops. The cops
were there within minutes and they went up the wall, people popped out of each hatch of every vehicle.
The officer asked them to move in a hasty tone “uhh, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you all to pack this up
Carl then climbed out of the Tank and walked up to the officer “and what might that work be officer?”
Carl looked behind him at the line of military vehicles and yelled “why don’t we tell him crew!” and the entire
signaled everyone to leave. The officers left, everyone thought that they had won, but quite the contrary. The
SWAT team showed up just a few short minutes later. The swats were a lot more direc… “COME OUT WITH
Carl said over the radio “Looks like they’re not gonna give up, so everyone fired up their vehicle’s engine, the
roaring echoed through the streets and could be heard from great distances, something extraordinary was going
to happen in 18C today, the swat men’s guns trembled in their shaking arms, suddenly one of the tanks fired a
round into a swat van, the van exploded into pieces which scattered around the street. This scared the swat men
so much they all dropped their weapons and ran. Next Carl and his “army” drove right up the the doorstep of
Jack W, Carl got out and rang his front doorbell, and when Jack W came to the door to see who it was there was
“If you don’t step down in the next half hour we’re going to blow this place to Mars”
and it’s safe to say Jack believed them, because within the next 15 minutes he stepped down from his position
as CEO of the Power Plant, giving the position up to the one and only Carl Sherman. Things have been going a
lot better since then, Carl used some of Jack’s fortune to pay off the Nick from the
OPRESSIONSTERMINATORS and still lives in the same apartment in 18C. As for Jack nobody knows, he
disappeared shortly after stepping down. The power plant’s profits aren’t as large as they used to be, but
THE END