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Frank returns in May
Frank Odermann instructs Tyrel Brandt on the shooting
range and we can tell ya, Tyrel has gotten mighty handy
with his Smith & Wesson through ZERO VICTIMS
Firearm Training. Frank, a retired U.S. Navy SEAL
(Senior Chief), is a devoted parent and the owner and
lead instructor of ZERO VICTIMS. He has instructed
more than 2,000 civilians in defensive shooting skills,
how to respond to life threatening encounters, justifiable
use of force, castle doctrine, defensive mindset, stand-
your-ground-law, and more. Frank has instructed Military
and Civilian personnel, and he’s ready to train YOU here
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in Glasgow in May. He’ll be offering four separate days
of “Concealed Carry & Basic Handgun” course (two
of those being women only), and for those who have
already taken this class, there will be a “Defensive
Handgun 1 & 2 Series” (a two-day course). There is
also “Defensive Handgun 3” and “Defensive Handgun
5”. But wait, there’s more! Frank is also offering a day of
“NRA Range Safety Officer Course” for those who have
qualified. ZERO VICTIMS Firearm Training starts on
Thursday, May 9th with a final course on Monday, May
20th. More details on page 4.
 534 4th Street South • Glasgow, MT
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• 504 2nd Avenue South
We Cover Montana Glasgow, Montana 59230 406-228-9356 Commerce, Job Service Employer Committees (JSEC),
and Montana State University will host the Assistance
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for Business Clinics (ABC) statewide.
One of these clinics will be held in Glasgow at
weekend ahead the Cottonwood Inn on April 23rd. Sponsored by the
Glasgow Chamber of Commerce & Agriculture, cost
is $45 to attend. Please call the Chamber office at 228-
Flood warnings and advisories continue across portions
2222 to register.
of northeast Montana. Snowmelt and ice jams will
Attendees will receive a spiral bound book
continue to cause flooding along and near rivers, creeks,
containing all presentations, as well as other publications
and streams into the weekend. Some improvement in
related to the information provided. Lunch is included
flood waters is occurring in parts of the area, but not
with the registration cost at all locations.
all. For instance, rises are continuing along the Missouri
The Assistance for Business Clinics are designed to
River near Wolf Point along with major flooding on the
provide new and established businesses, accountants,
Milk River from Hinsdale to Glasgow.
bookkeepers, human resource professionals and
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 24. North wind 5 attorneys with updated information. The Clinic’s
to 15 mph becoming southeast after midnight. Winds could
gust as high as 20 mph. knowledgeable presenters will provide you with the most
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 52. Light and variable
current information on a variety of topics including:
wind becoming west 5 to 7 mph in the morning. • E-Services and new tax form information
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 29. West (Department of Revenue)
wind 6 to 8 mph becoming north northwest after midnight. • Wage & Hour laws, including Independent
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 47. North wind 8 to Contractor regulations (DLI)
10 mph.
• New administrative rules regarding quarterly UI
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 28. East
wind 5 to 8 mph. report filing (DLI)
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 51. East wind 5 to • Overview of the Unemployment Insurance Benefit
10 mph becoming west in the morning. Winds could gust as Program (DLI)
high as 22 mph.
• How to use occupational data to make business
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 29. North
wind 6 to 8 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. decisions (DLI)
Tuesday: A slight chance of snow showers before 9am, • Basics of the Montana’s Workers’ Compensation
then a slight chance of rain and snow showers between 9am System and changes to medical benefits through the
and 10am, then a slight chance of rain showers after 10am. new drug formulary (DLI)
Partly sunny, with a high near 47. Northeast wind around 7
mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%. • FMLA (Family and Medical Leave Act) (U.S.
Tuesday Night: A 20% chance of rain and snow showers. Department of Labor) *Only in Helena, Missoula,
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 27. North northeast wind Bozeman, Billings, Butte
around 9 mph.
• Navigating Discrimination Laws in Montana (DLI)
Wednesday: A chance of rain and snow showers. Partly
*Only in Glasgow, Sidney, Miles City, Kalispell,
sunny, with a high near 45. North wind around 11 mph, with
gusts as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%. Libby, Havre, Great Falls, Hamilton
Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26. • Uniformed Services Employment and
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 46. Reemployment Rights Act (ESGR)
 BUZZIFIEDS
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FULL TIME & PART TIME DIETARY AIDE. The Food Service Aide
prepares and serves palatable, nourishing, well-balanced diets to meet the
daily nutritional and special dietary needs of each resident. This position
provides a very meaningful role within Valley View Home and you will feel
gratitude daily for your work. PLEASE PICK UP YOUR APPLICATION
FROM THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW
HOME.
BUZZ
SAND ELECTRIC Looking for Journeyman or Apprentice Electrician. Pay
DOE. DROP OFF A GENERIC APPLICATION AT SAND ELECTRIC •
228-8333
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is happy to now be hiring a new Maintenance
Repairman for full time employment. Our starting wage is $13.00 hourly
or depending upon experience. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW HOME’S
ADMINISTRATION FOR QUESTIONS / APPLICATIONS SOON!
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY TRANSIT has an opening for a relief driver/dispatcher.
Some benefits are available. Must be able to obtain a CDL with passenger
endorsement within 6 months of hire. People and computer skills and
good driving record are required. Will be subject to pre-employment drug
test, criminal and driving record check. Pay will be $12.75-$13.30 per
hour with pay increase after successful probation period. Would like to
fill A.S.A.P. CALL 228-8744 FOR MORE INFORMATION OR APPLY AT
JOB SERVICE.
BUZZ
JOB OPENING First Community Bank of Glasgow has an opening for a
Customer Service Rep./Loan Department Specialist. This is a full-time
position with benefits. Contact Kim Brooks, Human Resource Officer, at
228-8231 or kbrooks@fcbank.net to obtain and application or contact Job
Service at 653-1720. M/F disabled and Vet EEO/AA Employer.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME has only 6 spots left for our upcoming Certified
Nursing Assistant class in April. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW HOME
ADMINISTRATION OFFICE SOON FOR MORE DETAILS BEFORE THE
LAST SPOTS ARE FILLED!
BUZZ
VC PIONEER MUSEUM is looking for a self motivated Museum Associate.
This is only a part time position, 20 hrs or less a week. Would like some
computer skills. Chores include cleaning, taking money for admission and
sales. A PERSON MAY APPLY BY PICKING UP AN APPLICATION AT
THE PIONEER MUSEUM BY APRIL 15, 2019 • 228-8692
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GLASGOW SCHOOLS SUB TEACHERS URGENTLY NEEDED: No degree
required. Wages - $85/day. Apply online at www.glasgow.k12.mt.us - click
on employment tab. CALL SCHOOL ADMIN OFFICE FOR MORE INFO
228-2406. (Equal Employment Opportunity Employer)
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CAMPBELL LODGE: has opening for various shifts. CONTACT 228-9328
OR PICK UP APPLICATION AT CAMPBELL LODGE
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MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS is now hiring an
Administrative Assistant for Glasgow Probation & Parole. $13.70hour
plus benefits. APPLY AT HTTP://STATECAREERS.MT.GOV OR
CONTACT WOLF POINT JOB SERVICE AT (406) 653-1720 FOR MORE
INFORMATION.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME invites motivated caring individuals to join our crew
as a CNA. We are offering free education in order to certify as a CNA
and currently have open seats! Starting wage for new CNAs is $13.50 an
hour with stipends depending upon what shift you work. PLEASE VISIT
OUR ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE FOR DETAILS AND FILL OUT AN
APPLICATION IF INTERESTED.
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MILK RIVER, INC. has an opening for a bookkeeper. PLEASE APPLY
AT 219 2ND AVE SOUTH, GLASGOW, MT OR AT JOB SERVICE. FOR
MORE INFORMATION CALL 406-228-8412
BUZZ
HOME CARE SERVICES: Are you reliable, caring, & compassionate
person that needs a flexible job? Home Care Services is currently seeking
part-time PCAs/CNAs for our areas. We will train the right person. FOR
MORE INFO CALL 406-228-4200
BUZZ
T&R TRUCKING looking for a Roll-off Truck Driver, full or part time.
Approximately $28/hr. CDL required. INQUIRE AT T&R TRUCKING 228-8746
BUZZ
FOR SALE OR RENT: Built in 2015. 2-story townhome. 4 bdrm/3 bath (1
bdrm/bath on main floor), 2-car heated garage, washer/dryer, sprinkler system
& more. $1500/mo. rent. FOR MORE DETAILS CALL JOHN @ 263-2046
BUZZ
APPLY NOW FOR FRESHLY RENOVATED UNITS COMING SOON. See
if YOU qualify (disabled or over 62) for a modern one bedroom apartment.
Stake your claim now to move into an apartment with updated cabinets,
flooring, windows & appliances. Move in soon or when it’s all done.
Affordable rent includes all utilities. Rental applications are available on
our website www.nemontmanor.tamarackpm.com or at the Nemont Manor
office 1100 4th Ave So. Call 228-4306 TTY 711 weekdays 9 - 5 for more info.
Check out our new Facebook page. EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY,
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workers. Asking $1,250/mo. CALL HELLAND AGENCY INC. 228-2114
BUZZ
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Asking $1,200 per month. CALL 228-2525
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opener. CALL KEVIN AT (406) 230-2259 OR HOLLY AT (406) 599-3805
Custom Carpentry •Roofing Repairs •Windows •Doors •Kitchens •Baths
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To register for any of the ZERO VICTIMS courses, go

to their website: www.zerovictims.com. Class sizes
BIG MAN’S DUAL RECLINING are limited and filling quickly, so register ASAP to get
RECLINER SOFA the spot you so desire!
$399 $649 Concealed Carry & Basic Handgun — This
Shooting Course will instruct A-Z Solid fundamentals,
a full day course from 9:00-6:30. Shooters will fire
MAYTAG TV STANDS 100 rounds. Twelve to seventeen year old students are
DISHWASHER STARTING AT welcome and MUST be accompanied by an adult parent
$599 $279 or legal guardian. To provide each client with the best
experience, classes are limited to eight students. Cost
is $149. This course certificate is accepted by Montana
AMANA WASHER 2 PC. SECTIONAL
Sheriff Departments to obtain your Concealed Weapons
$469
3.5 cu. ft.
$1199
w/ Ottoman, Slate Grey
Permit.
If students do not have a handgun to use for this
class, they may rent one at class time for a $20 rental fee.
“If you don’t have a gun already, I strongly
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recommend renting one of ours for this class because
Starting at

$69 $599
18 cu. ft.
I will teach you how to properly fit a gun to your hand
when selecting one to purchase,” Frank recommends.
“Fit is important. Many students purchase a gun that
5 PC. DINETTE SET does not fit them, then buy another after they learn
ALL
$399 FREEZERS this.”
These courses will be offered in Glasgow on
Counter Height Table, ON SALE!
w/ 4 Upholsterd Stools
Thursday, May 9th (4 spaces left), Friday, May 10th
(women only, 5 spaces left), Saturday, May 11th (1
MATTRESS SET WALL MIRRORS space left) and Wednesday, May 15th (women only, 6
$399 & CLOCKS spaces left). This course is required to advance in the
Queen Firm $99 ZERO VICTIMS program.
Defensive Handgun 1 & 2 Series, Saturday and
3 PC. OCCASIONAL ALL Sunday, May 18-19 (7 spaces left) — A two-day course
TABLE SET LINENS (Concealed Carry & Basic Handgun is a pre-requisite
$199 25% OFF for this course), Defensive Handgun 1 & 2 Series will
be from 9-6:30 each day. This is high value training and
will cover how to respond to life threatening encounters
Inside and Outside The Home, defensive shooting skills,
holster draw, concealed carry methods, drawing from
concealment, engaging multiple targets, scanning for
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learned thus far, then emphasis on advanced defensive
handgun knowledge and skills. Class is small, a lot of
one-on-one time with Frank, refining skills and adding
new skill sets.
What you need to bring: Your gun, 1,000 rounds
of ammo, Eye and Ear Protection, holster, 4 magazines,
4 magazine pouches. Cost is $250.
Defensive Handgun 5, Monday, May 13 (8 spaces
left) — Defensive Handgun 4 is a pre-requisite for this
course.This is a full day on the range. Includes a review
of safety and skills learned thus far, then emphasis on
advanced defensive handgun knowledge and skills.
Class is small, a lot of one-on-one time with Frank,
refining skills and adding new skill sets.
What you need to bring: Your gun, 1,000 rounds
of ammo, Eye and Ear Protection, holster, 4 magazines, Early Bird
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of RSO’s roles and responsibilities, range standard
operating procedures, range inspection and range rules,
firearm stoppages and malfunctions, and Range Safety
Briefings which include procedures to follow in the case
of an emergency. Cost is $179.

 Thanks for Listening
What’s Wrong With
America Today
Alright Already!!! I hear you saying
“if you don’t like it...leave.” Read on
friends and learn something. I’m not
the smartest brick in the carton but I see
things happening that are contrary to American values and
contrary to the one document that has made us a great
nation over the past 240 years or so. That is...until the 1960’s
rose up and kicked our collective arses!
Now the Demoncrats are wanting to change our
constitution to suit their needs. Seems they don’t like
the idea of the electoral college. Take a close look at the
demographics of the US and you’ll see the need for the
electoral college if we in America’s heartland want to be
equally represented in elections for our president. There’s
nothing in the world that would give one side a far greater
advantage than abolishing the E.C.
Republicans have traditionally been quietly going on
with the business at hand. When the demoncrats are in
office we don’t raise all hell, whine, wheedle, snivel and
generally cheat to get our own way as they are doing today.
It’s all very disruptive and divisive. Grow up!
Never has immigration played such a role in America
as today. Build the wall, don’t build the wall...let illegals have
drivers licenses,...let illegals vote in our national elections.....
give illegals everything they need to survive quite well all
the while being criminals in our country.
The nation of Islam has set a strong foothold in several
major American cities and are making demands on the
government for more representation in Congress....problem
is...they’re getting it. There was an incident in Houston,
Texas lately where children, mostly 12 to 16 year old
children are seen and heard singing the praises of Iranian
Supreme Leader Ali Khamenie, while celebrating Iran’s
1979 revolution. The boys are singing that “they are soldiers
of Khamenie”. Oh, has anyone mentioned the body-count
of the Khamenie regime? Somewhere around 3500 people
assassinated so far and counting. Are you ready for it to
happen here?
People like US Representative Ilhan Omar ( D Minn)
are being allowed to spout anti-Semitic rants about the Jews
with impunity and without any sanctions.
Late night show hosts, all (D-Hades).... are being
allowed to vilify the President at will with their vile and
abusive comments never before heard about any president
in the past. Ya, Ya, I hear ya! Sure, Letterman, Carson and
Leno made jokes about every president who bumped their
heads on a helicopter door, or had been ousted, or had
covered-up something or had denied having sex “with that
woman” and the list goes on but it wasn’t as vile as what is
heard on TV today. I think they called it a Roast back in the
day! Candidates sat there and enjoyed it on Dean Martin’s
Roast. Funny stuff!
Hollywood is owned by the Jewish community
and always has been. The Jews literally own the world
because they control the World Bank Institution. So
What!? Remember the several stories I told you about the
Rothschild family. Through hard work, cunning strategy
and branching out that family has owned the world for
centuries. Hitler didn’t think very highly of them. Jews are
the proud holders of more than just a few Nobel Prizes. The
nation of Islam proudly holds.....no Nobel Prizes. The Jews
have been fighting against anti-Semitism for their entire
lives. The nation of Islam has started more wars than any
other country or nation in history.
Which would you rather have as your next door
neighbors?
Almost as bad as living next door to a demoncrat. You
know, those folks who would like to see 16 year old children
get to vote their parents wishes. Those folks who don’t like
the way our constitution was written and want it changed.
Those folks who would like to see America mired deeper
and deeper in debt by giving free education and health care
to all. Yikes What a flummox!
As I said friends. We are being taken apart incrementally.
It has to stop. It’s time you put pen to paper and told Tester,
Daines and Gianforte which way you would like them to
vote. They don’t know unless you tell them. And we can’t let
our state government vote to oust the E.C. As several mis-
guided states have already done.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel
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Mondays
5:30-7:00pm
provided by donations
 Overall ranch
profitability is the
sum of numerous
ranch activities

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Knowing the
contribution of each
ranch enterprise is
essential

APRIL 1, 2019 6:00 p.m.

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RANCH Ranch Business

PROFITABILITY
+Cow/Calf

+Hay Production

WORKSHOPS (FREE) +Heifer Development

+Land
Valley County Courthouse
Participants will work through a series of exercises to
calculate production costs for each of their ranch’s = Overall
enterprises. Instructors will work with individual Profitability
participants to isolate and understand how costs and
depreciation impact the ranch’s cash flow and balance sheet.

The programs of the MSU Extension Service are available to all

people regardless of race, color, national origin, gender, religion, age,
disability, political beliefs, sexual orientation, and marital or family
status. Issued in furtherance of cooperative extension work in
agriculture and home economics, acts of May 8 and Jun 14, in
cooperation with the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Dr. Cody
Stone, Director, Extension Service, Montana State University,
Bozeman, MT 59717
 ROSE COURT LOT FOR SALE Spacious 3 bedroom home for sale with 5 rental UPDATED APARTMENT
units attached located in Glasgow, Montana. The
COMPLEX
Lot 7A in Rose Court
main house features 3 bedrooms, a large living
room, an updated kitchen and a newer handicap

Overlooks Scotty Pride Drive

All Improved with Sewer and Water to curb stop.
Gas available to each lot. 11,165 sq. ft.
$30,000 #197
Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
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accessible bathroom. The estate is clean, neat
and updated. The owners of this apartment house
have meticulously maintained their property and
there is an excellent rental history for the other
five units. Two of the units feature two bedrooms
while the other three units are one bedroom. Enjoy
the central location and a nice neighborhood.
Close to grocery stores, schools, restaurants and
recreational opportunities. For private showing
call Chris Helland at 406-228-2118 20-1028
visit www.hellandagencyinc.com

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THIS FRIDAY
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St. Raphael’s Parish
5:00-6:30pm
Eat in or Take out
Adults – $15
Kids 6 - 13 – $7
Under 5 yrs. Eat FREE!
412 3rd Ave. N • Glasgow

Saturday
april 6
Class is Free
Call or TXT
406-942-0337
by Tuesday, April 2

GLASGOW
SCHOOL MENU
MONDAY
Breakfast
Egg & Cheese Omelet • Tri Tater
Pears • Milk
Lunch
Lasagna • Spinach Salad
Garlic Toast • Mixed Fruit
Milk
 BLOWOUT
Buckley Farms 20 oz. Select Varieties
BACON .................................$4.99 ea.
Paper Wrapped Frozen Best Foods 30 oz. Select Varieties
MAYONNAISE ........................$2.99 ea.
GROUND BEEF $2.99 lb. Starbucks 12 oz. or 6-10 ct.
While Supplies Last COFFEE.................................$6.99 ea.
2 DAY SALE! Alaskan Tree Top 4 pk. Select Varieties
HALIBUT FILLETS..................$18.99 lb. APPLESAUCE ............................. 3 / $5
FRIDAY & SATURDAY ONLY! Boneless Beef Food Club or Classico 15-26 oz. Select Varieties
Boneless Pork CHUCK ROAST........................$3.49 lb. PASTA SAUCE ............................ 2 / $5
COUNTRY STYLE RIBS Boneless Beef Kraft 5.5-7.25 oz. Select Varieties
NEW YORK STEAKS ................$6.99 lb. MACARONI & CHEESE...............99¢ ea.
99¢ lb. Boneless Kool Aid 10 ct. Select Varieties
Fresh Tender PORK TENDERLOINS...............$2.49 lb. JAMMERS ................................. 2 / $3
ASPARAGUS All Natural Boneless Skinless Langers 64 oz. Select Varieties
$1.09 lb. CHICKEN BREASTS .................$1.99 lb. JUICE ....................................... 2 / $3
40 Knots 2 lb. Frozen Arm & Hammer 100 ct. Select Varieties
Food Club 64 oz. Select Varieties
COD FILLETS ....................... $12.99 ea. SOFTENER SHEETS ................$2.99 ea.
PEANUT BUTTER 40 Knots 1 lb. 71-90 ct. Chobani Flips or Fage 4.5-7oz. Select Varieties
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Fresh Reynolds Own Fresh Squeezed 16 oz.
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Food Club 18 oz. TILAPIA FILLETS .....................$6.99 lb. ORANGE JUICE.......................... 2 / $5
6 oz. Package Fresh Sweet Fresh Tender
GRAPE JELLY
BLACKBERRIES...................... $1.69 ea. ARTICHOKES ......................... $1.39 ea.
$1.29 6 oz. Package Plump Juicy Land O’ Frost 7 oz. Hickory or Maple
(Limit 2) $1.49 after limit RASPBERRIES ....................... $1.69 ea. CANADIAN BACON ................$2.29 ea.
Questions and Observations are all stuck together?
• The severity of the itch is proportional to inability • Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
to the reach it. • If you keep trying to prove Murphy’s Law, will
• Two wrongs are only the beginning. something keep going wrong?
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll • Why does flammable and inflammable mean the
have to catch up. same thing?
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad • How can someone “draw a blank”?
memory. • Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for
• A fool and his money are soon partying. “monosyllabic”?
• If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, The police department, famous for its superior K-9
what happens when you turn on the headlights? unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident.
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
drive-up ATM? find her house ransacked and burglarized.
• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the She telephoned the police at once and reported the
opposite of congress? crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
• Why does “cleave” mean both split apart and channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first
stick together? on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his
• Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result
dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped
is the same?
a hand to her head and moaned, “I come home from
• Why is it called a “building” when it is already work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police
built? for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND
• Why do they call them “apartments” when they policeman!”
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