Senior Issue 2001

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REMEMBER WHEN ....
-Andy Bomgardner stole my pen.
-Scott Eisenhower smashed Jon Swartswelder
over the head with a tray at lunch and knocked him
out.
-Mandy spit allover Janelle's car
-Voyager lit the auditorium ceiling on fire.
-The "Singled Out" assembly in ninth grade.
-Mandy got meat thrown at her face everyday at
lunch.
-We fell off Jess Grave's car before field hockey
practice.
-Leah asked if they give athletic scholarships to
cheerleaders who are really good.
-Jess couldn't cut her potato
-Wib smelled like a skunk.
-When Andy threw a pencil at Carrie's head and it
got stuck.
-Mandy passed out at Wib's hot tub.
-Jess hit Andy in the face with a spring.
-Jess was stupider than Gamber and Gamber was
stupider than Jess.
-Andy got attacked by the big badger with only 3
legs and she fell on top of it while she was
rollerblading.
-Mike Finkle broke the frogs leg.
-Ashley Weiman said, "Stinkeyhot."
-Erica said she was Jim Brandt in Cleona.
-Dave E, Kirby, and Pat B. got sent to the
principal's office 3 times in one day.
-I 'first saw Sara Strickler.
-TJ had a teddy bear.
-Eric Bingaman had a match box car.
-Justin beat up a porcelain donkey.
-Joe's nickname was stinky
-God graced our halls.
-Mr.Clements locked everyone out of his room
because we stole his toys.
-We first saw the French student teacher.
-Holding the red stick out the window got us pulled
over by the cops.
-Bucher Lane.
-Kirby, Chad and Baker had to push Mike's jeep
down 934.
while attempting to boycott the new lunch lines.
-We hung out at Valley Glen with Ramone.
-Valley Glen.
-The LVC recruiter from A-C made a mess.
-Andy and Jess got suspended from the library.
-Wiblin got hit in the face by a chick at LVC because
-The dents in Pam's car, especially the one.
a good looking girl was pledging.
-Jess bumped her head on the back of the bus and
-Bob Hess made All-State linebacker.
fell into the back seat.
-Matt Wiblin tried to smash a can on his head not
-Jess asked if she had anyth ing in her teeth
once but twice. '
everyday.
-Pam Kullman stopped laughing.
-Mandy fell almost everyday at field hockey.
-Wib, Frank and Josh were gOing to go solo to
Homecoming... and should have.
-Frank danced with Ruby in English.
-Matt Wiblin dated Erin "Playa" Bowman from
ELCO.
-Everyone got along.
-Mice got loose in the school.
-Mr.Love didn't tell jokes.
-Kreiser gave someone an "A".
-Big Show laughed.
-People bought lunches.
-People could wear what they wanted to school.
-Going to the bathroom during school wasn't cool.
-Romane lit his hair on fire and called his wife a
squirrel.
-Adam Evans hid in the back of the jeep.
-Franks face got stepped on at Clarion.
-When Leah's hair was curly.
-When Joe said "I'm ...gay."
-Sara Asper had too many magnets in her locker.
-Brian Terril couldn't do anything in metal shop.
-Mr.Hanlin made everyone be quiet at a pep rally.
-The intense wrestling matches in the cafeteria.
-We'd forget our money at the lunch table to get a
good spot in line.
-How everyone yells "Boom" when Mrs.Ebling hit
the volleyball.
-We did Van Dam jumps during break.
-"Your mom!" was the best come back we could
think of.
-We sculpted with Barbie's.
-Free style counter hopping.
-Hide and seek in the dark.
-When Janelle "killed" Angie in Sara's back yard
and Cherie cried.
-When Dave was voted off the lunch table.
-Carrah figured out the shocker.
-Alex miss heard "Ashwee"
-Josh Johnson got pulled out of lunch about once
a week.
-Amanda Leitz hit the coach with a machine ball.
- Outfielders were awesome (and still are).
-Seniors of respect.
-7th period lunch displayed the grocery bag buffet
-Andy, Jess, Erica and Pam went to the beach.

 -We had the orange squirting problems
-Mike Boltz slide-tackled me in the hallway
-Big Ham broke a chair during lunch
-The Tutz'z got lost in shuttle parking on the way to
the mall.
-We had pep rallies.
-We had assemblaies.
-We all went to school dances.
-We could put signs on out lockers.
-We accidently ordered pizza on our French field
trips.
-The extra butter at the cinema center.
-Jess cleaned Christophe's dirty clothes in the
pool.
-Jess, Ashley, and Meredith were the 3 musketeers
-Bryan Burns sang "Arabian Nights" to Jess
Hoffman so she would go out with him.
-Bryan Burns, Jeremy Meyer, and Jason Miley
almost got shot at the roller rink.
-Ashley tried to drink grape juice while talking.
-Ashley Rittle had purple hands.
-Angie used to always say, "hi" to Mr. Hanlin at
lunch.
-When Mr. Schade didn't yell at the clarinets in
band.
-Katy, Amy, Maria, and Loree wandered around the
halls at Northern Lebanon High School last year
after finals. NL RULES!
-Loree looked like Jesus.
-Maria's stalker in track last year.
-Maria's purse always smelled like pimp.
-The cheerleaders couldn't wear their skirts and
they had to be sewn together.
-The "IKAS" all dressed up for Valentine's Day.
-Mrs. Wolfgang's first and ninth period group
jumped into the water on the field trip to Indiantown
Gap.
-Amanda tried to slide.
-Mr. Ritter gave a speech on Nuclear Power.
-People thought that there were ~~hosts in their
basketball camp dorms.
-The boys' basketball team won states.
-The boys went "hey" at lunch.
-Mike Borrell broke his leg twice in one year.
-Alex slipped on the ice in elementary school and
asked if he really had a sister named Megan.
-Mummifying a chicken with Mrs. Schwalm.
-Getting a school lunch was a simple process.
-Red Rover, Kickball, and 4 square.
-10th grade lunch, 5th period ..."Row, row, row your
boat."
-Only the "click" could sit in front of the red doors in
elementary school.
-I got my leg caught in a slide at Cleona playground
with Erica.
-Erica did her "superman dive" and Hershey Park
Arena.
-Erica's sleep-overs.
-Erin and I got caught trespassing in Quittie Park.
-"Spaghetti"
-Hamburger-flavored water
-When lunch was $1.05
-Chorale and Wind Ensemble went to Baltimore.
-We had recess every day.
-We knew who teachers were without their ID tags.
-When the cross-country team got respect.
-Chad walked by the table.
-Mr, Helock named the TV Phoebe.
-We could see out the windows.
-Chunky threw the egg into the wall.
-We went to Memorial Lake.
-The pink passes
-When lunch was $1.45.
-Mr. Titzel's Black Plaque Rat.
-Mr. Stocker threw Jesse Via's desk into the hallway
-Andrea cast spells on everyone in the hall
-Andrea and Kristine got suspended for a plastic
Star Wars gun
-Ashley M. screamed at 5:00 a.m.
-Ashley and Christophe wrestled at Rachel's house
-Ca.lling requests into 101.3 FM was cool
-Ashley and Meredith fought all the time.
-We walked to Giant for ice cream.
-Jess had a sleepover and Emily and Meredith's
Grandpa chaperoned.
-We ate McDonald's in Mr. Dimick's parking lot.
-Meredith parked in the middle of the street.
-The Colorado girls hiked in snow during ,June
wearing shorts.
-Mandy hit Christophe's car and was pulled over in
20 minutes.
-Shed wasn't dumb.
-The school had some heat.
-We could see out the windows.
-Gopher's were funny.
-Nobody cheated in Gym class.
-The internet worked without Bess.
-The soccer team was actua.lly alloWed to initiate
freshman.
-The "Tutz's" got lost in shuttle parking at the airport
in Harrisburg.
-We could have a bottle of water.
-Heather had a "n ice park - job!!"
-The Tutz's had a stalker for 3 months!
-The extra butter at the cinema center.
-Kevin Smith brought in the remote control.
 -Jason Shaver threw a javelin through Dennis
Boltz's foot.
-Brian Hielman sang "Nelly-EI" on the track bus.
-The BeaverCat still lurked in Annville
-Bobby Snyder stole Bubba's cheesehead
-Jeb rode Bobby Snyder's ''trike-bike''
-Pat had to run from the Cops in Joe's car because
Kirby threw a half-gallon of Tea Cooler out the sun­
roof
-Mark Brandt hit those 3 shots
-We made "Goliath"
-Josh fell off of his roof
-Shed bit Big Show
-Kirby tried to duck under the mailbox
-Jeb ran into Summer Long because she ran a stop
sign.
-We had a boom scare.
-Mr. Ritter broke a container while explaining how
not to break it.
-Josh Johnson bit Fieldon in the armpit.
-We reenacted Titanic at lunch with a cup of water
and popcorn.
-We put a snowball in the water fountain in the
music ha.11.
-The girls sang the guys parts in chorus.
-Mr.Schade gave the clarinet section a compliment.
-Holly would make faces a Michelle during band and
make her laugh while playing.
-Mr.Belllet Holly Meyer and Kohl C. walk down the
hall with toilet paper for a psych. experiment.
-Jeb tried to take Britney Spears from McDonald's
to help promote the soccer carwash.
-Pat Meade asked me for a ride every day.
-Charlie was a raver, not a prep.
-Every 9th period 3DII Kirby would ask Pat Meade,
"Nelly or Metallica?"
-Kris and I would always talk about how awesome
Canada is.
-Naiesha attened writting Jab and it was the highlight
of the day.
-Kris and I were in MS.Padelione's class and got
separated because everyone else was talking.
- "Could you please put down your blinds now
because we are Sukiaki".
-Pam fell in the bathtub at the beach.
-Leah turned on her car and then asked if her car
was on.
-Some people did not have egos
-Ashley Weidman spilled Rita's ice all over her car
-Lunch was better
and then backed into a car in Janelle's yard.
-We got on TRL
-The clique all got along at TJ's.
-The soccer team outscored the football team
-When Emily's dad sprayed water at all her 'friends at
-When Mike Meyers went to Erica's house to scare
a sleepover.
her and Erin
-Ashley, Beckey, Emily and Meredith were asked to
-The musical riser broke during dress rehearsal of
work at Wendy's.
Crazy for You
-Mr. Dimick said Jen and Emily are "bright" students.
-Jess broke Ashley's bed.
-Meredith and Ashley's water broke.
-Ashley came out to bow and fell on her face.
-We caught the smoker at state band.
-Ashley was ''tall for her height".
-Andy, Stefan, Matt and Dan stole Ashley's keys
and car.
-Stacy got put in the overhead compartment.
-ARhley broke Jen's trampoline.
-Jess lost her grapes at lunch.
-Ashley and Jen went for their morning swim.
-Plastic wrap and aluminum was put to good use.
-Ashley and Jen sat in the middle of the lunch table.
-Mere broke Jen's basement window by climbing
out of it.
-Jen and Wangs almost got runover by a firetruck.
-Pam and Jen were golfing pros.
-Bubba had his van.
-Being a senior was fun.
-Searching something was looking through it.
-Rubby went nuts on a Opossum at hockey.
-Guza had normal sleeping patterns.
-Lauren Haller spilt a soda on the carpet in the
auditorium after Mr.Schade yelled at us about
having sodas in the auditorium. Yes Lauren the
stain is still there and goes half way down the aisle.
-Julie Colver learned how to improve her juice
pouring skills.
-Cruising the "strip"
-"It's just the taco meat"
-Kirby had Ninja Turtle Parties
-Bob Hess was our first all-state linebacker
-Frank's heart will go on
-Mr. Titzel stole Joe's sandwich at baseball
-Brian Sweitzer's messed up in the bathroom
-Jessi Via and Jesus fought everyday in Mr.
Stocker's class
-Jess climbed 1,000 steps
-Wenger said "Oh, the fish nuggets are made of
fish!"
-Cruising the strip
-Sleepover's at Ashley Morgan's
-Everyone went Roller Skating
-Chem parties
-AC 2 ELCO 1
 -We hit Kirby with paper clips. WE WILL MiSS....
-Sara Niggle and Sam Media went at it in the lunch
line.
-Brow had a bout with the whooping COUgll. -Dustin Dixon's "Sanchez" Ford Fairmont.
-The bus driver wanted to run over the marching -Round tables.
band's sty place trophy. -Being treated with respect. .. no wait, we were the
-I tripped Liz in Musical in 9th grade. bad class, we didn't get any.
-Beth Sudbury and I went cousin in Lebanon and -Raymundo De La Cruz.
picked up 2 really hot guys. -The old skinny lockers.
-States 2001, Lebanon and Annville - Cleona vs. -Gym class bombardment.
West Mifflinsburg. -Jaime banging on her braille machine.
-Cleona wasn't just a town. -All the rumors.
-Leah and Pam had to stop at North Annville -Hearing the AP Calc boys sing: "I Love My
Elementary School. Calculus."
-Erica screamed "3 French hens" on the bus. -O.F.L.
-Mr. Love showed us how to pick something up if -De Colores
we dropped it in the dark room. -Circling up in English class.
-Voyager was cool. -John Clodoveo, a graduate of the 1999 class.
-Annville was awesome. -Field day.
-Bubba swore in class. -Being called down to the office.
-We were allowed to have things on our lockers. -Gym class.
-Tyler Keneagy shot his dog with a BB gun. -Mr.Dimick's sarcasm.
-We used to trap snakes at Quitty Park after school. -Having control over all the underclassmen.
-Eric Brown went swimming in the Arnold Sports -Dawn.
Center Pond. -Waking up at 7:35 for school that starts at 7:40.
-We shot Chris Hitchcox with bottle rockets. -Fitness tests.
-We had to repaint the pool deck. -Sharing ''war stories" in the locker room after gym
-Dustin Flickinger's girlfriend hit Andy with a spoon. class.
-A clipboard went flying at a JV softball game. -Physics labs.
-Charity's instrument was stolen in New York. - uN.G.O.C."
-We had Taco Bell for lunch. -Ruby's speeches in English class about her
-Tea Cooler was 45 cents. parties.
-We had Mr. Futrick for our 7th grade student -Gary the janitor.
teacher. -Robert Maloney and his Texas buddies.
-The boy's basketball team was taller than the -Buckwheat saying he started basketball at Central
coaches. Dauphin.
-The Magic Chair during musical. -Borderline hyperthermia cases in class.
-Ashley Weiman wrote on Mrs. Zerman's dry erase -Johnson's mom's food.
board with permanent marker. -Following Dana after lunch.
-Carrah and Dave "went out" in 6th grade. -School food.
-We put glow-stars on Rippy so we could see him in -Erin Sanders calling me "Dirty."
the dark. -Big Show.
-The table broke in "Oliver!" -Mr.Ulrich's classes.
-Andy, Brad, and Matt fell off the ramp. -The luck of rumors.
-Andy, Matt, and Dan couldn't open the flue. -Tripling up in the bathroom stalls.
-Dan had a scruffy face. -Bess.
-Mrs. Dyer was accepted at Peabody. -Mr.Groff.
-The band was robbed in New Jersey. -Kreiser's prison camp.
-Angie quacked for MOST people. -Beef tips burgundy.
-Carrah's crazy quotes.
-Fire hazards.
-Eddie the roach.
-Carrah and her pepper spray.
 -Making dinner rolls. -The great sewing classes.
-Happy Dave Day's. -Sprinting to the lunch lines.
-My magnets. -Our study hall when Jess, Amy and Jen tested
-Sara's dog Rippy and his assets. people.
-The separation of church and state. -The "cat".
-The Double Loop. -Mr.Helock's quotes of the day.
-School lunch. -Kreiser's smile when we flunked a quiz.
-Freezing cold softball games. - "NO"'s on my math homework.
-The troops. -Fear of being pulled out of class.
-Mr.Love's incredibly amazing jokes. -The fall in the ceiling.
-Jess Brandt's out of nowhere comments. --When we could sit in class and not shiver because
-Kool-Aid times. of the subzero temperatures.
-Mrs.Weaver and her room. -The computer labs were up to date.
-Every class with Andy. -When Bubba cut his laps short and ran home.
-O.F.L. (Outfielder For Life). -Carpy's little accident on senior day.
-Swedish fish. -Kirby was in charge of Mrs. Forney's Sasparilli.
-The unfairness of the school. -Adam and Carrie were stuck in the bathroom.
-All my girls who frolic among the umpa lumpas. -Lisa and Carrie got lost in Harrisburg.
-Walking home from school. -Leah tried to flip a pickle.
-Mr.Rietbauer. -Heather didn't remember she was killed.
-Mr.Lehman. -Megan and the hurricane tounge
- "Orange Shirt", Joe Pietrak. -Sports were played for fun.
-Jamison Parker and Devin McCaffery. -We slept in our car by a church.
-Tea volleyball. -We were eating dark chocolate.
-The new windows. -Megs was attacked by Mickey Mouse.
-Mr. Ritter's quotes -There was dead chicken on a bed at cheering
-Study ha.lls in Mr. Dimick's room with Mr.Bell as the camp.
teacher. -Kirby got sick at the fire hall.
-Our interesting lunch conversations. -Mr. Martin's pen grew legs.
-The wonderful administration. -Bernie had rockets and Rachel freaked out.
-Pizza Wednesday's. -Ashley tried on a dress and used the keyhole
-The Beaver in calculus. cutout as the neck and said it was too tight around
-Kirby's kilt. her neck.
-Eric Brown. -The double-loop.
-Pat Meade. -The Tutz's "Chicken Run" folders and matching
-Driving around before school with Pat Burke. binders and bookbags, shoes and clothing.
-Mr.Hanlin. -All our friends.
-9th period 3011 and all the heated arguments we -Peter, Charlie, Ralphie, and Stanley.
had. -Our parties in the basement with out gym bags.
-Mr.Helock. -The original spy mission.
-Allie Baker. -Walkie talkies at the cinema center.
-When Voyager set the auditorium on fire. -Our two hour work breaks.
-Chemistry lab parties. -Killing boys with Heather and Megs.
-Sewing and cooking with Mrs.Weaver. -Our silent pep rallies.
-All the "hot" guys at A-C. -Girls night out every night of the week.
-Being champions. -Fake kicking.
-Psych. with Jamie. -Wib's pool parties.
-Paul and Richard. -Sailing.
-The music department. -Food fights.
-Fund raisers. -Colored lockers
-Baking Mr.Schade chocolate chip cookies. -Rosie the money taker
-Turkey Hill kid. -Having every class with Jess
-The kettles, ladles and spatUlas at lunch. -All the rules
-Ou lunch "sleepover" conversations. -Broken ceiling tiles
 -The 7th period lunch tunes -Mustache
-Huss Huss -"eres tu"
-Back of the bus chats -The A-C Pool
-Texas -Mr. Ritter's history lessons
-Walking the crowded ha.lls of ACHS -Mr. Ritter's Quotes
-Living our day by bells -Kristina's weekly crushes
-Jess' "deaf" talking -The leaky roof
-Mrs. Weaver and her caring personality -The new windows
-Pat Burke -Gym Class Bombardment
-Mike Finkle -The wonderful computers
-Mr. Barnhart -Ritter T-shirts
-My junior peeps -Mrs. Wolfgang's pd.9 CP Bio Class
-Breakfast at Sheetz on Friday mornings -Lunch with Brandi, Vicki, and Tiff
-Derek Scheer as we knew him -Puritan Poetry with Mr. Dimick
-Rosie my favorite lunch lady -Chipwichs
-Steve the lunch man -Mr. Barnhart's holiday puzzles
-Erin George -Mr. Love's jokes
-Fishing with Pat at the Quittie -The Beast
-Erica Burris -Mr. Schade's rental cars
-Mrs. Weaver -Musical
-Girl's Soccer Bus Rides -Snog
-Gym Class -Music trips
-Matt Sanders -Ben and Jerry's
-Round lunch tables -New York
-Study halls in Mrs. Batchelor's room -Concerts
-Locker problems -Our awesome 4th period lunches with Sara A.,
-When soup could be bought in every line Alex C., Jason S., Miranda R., Carrah H., Jeb S.,
-Happy Dave Day and Dave E.
-The quote book -The roaches at lunch
-Chunky's jokes -Big cheese pretzels
-Mr. Clements -Robert Maloney
-Carrie Wentling -Saturday night campouts
-Match Box 20 -Valley Glenn
-Beaver Cat -The football team
-Our Friday night home football games -The crew
-Shed -Playing against APACHE
-MDK -Making movies around town
-Dr. Love -Mr. Simon's steeler football game reviews
-The memories -Freezing my butt off in winter
--Mr. Groff's uncontrollable fear of squirrels -Mr. Bell's words of wisdom
-Class with Mr. Ritter, the coolest teacher in the -Bivy
school -Schmunting
-Open finals -Mr. Cap's stUdy halls with Janelle Shellenhamer,
-All of our long rehearsals at musical and marching Pam Carey, Ashley Weiman, Angie Houser, and
band with the infamous Mr. Schade Kevin Smith.
-Julie Colver's imagination chair at Musical -Art class with Andrew Fogelsanger and Angie
-Schade standard time! Gonzalez
-The "fun" pep rallies -POGS, slap bracelets, and tight rolled jeans
-talking to Mrs. George -G Funk dance at TJ's
-Having pizza every Wednesday -Wearing the clothes I bought to school
-Our tile in Mrs. Weaver's room...oh yeah we will -Leah's ability to inhale 8 donuts for lunch
miss Mrs. Weaver and Mrs. Zerman too! -Tubing from the mill down the Quittie
-The "party girls"...wait. ..definitely not! -Big Cheese Pretzels
-Steve the Iunchman -South Hills field trips
-Watching Leon with Leah Senior Wills
- "I'm so glad... that you're my dad."
·B·Day parties at Jeb's house -I, Joanne Boyanowski, will the Chorus girls
·Sreaktast Club corner to Shanna Hollick, Rebecca Brandt, Nicole
-Leah and Mandy dancing Graves, Laura Blauch, Tessa Fahringer, Shannon
-Falling down the steps at Tyson's house McCurdy and Katelin Haley. I also will my awesome
--Kurtis Page, Robert Maloney, Jesus Stoud, and locker location to Nicole Graves my little big sister,
Naesha Green and my clarinet section leader abilities and all of my
-Canada, Apple Shampoo, school boods a good luck token.
-The cold draft blowing through the cafeteria
-11 th grade Honors English- circle up! -I, Bob Hess, will Justin Daubert my heart so
-Blocking the hallway between 7th and 8th periods maybe he'll get tuff next year. I will Dan Cosentino
-Going to Dairy Queen at least once a week all of my tackles so he may keep the linebacker
-Chemistry parties at Meredith's house with DO tradition alive. I will Chris Baker all of my drinks at the
breaks post football parties. Finally the most important will
-Playing on the computers in the music hall of all, I will my weaver box to Abbey Gearhart, this
-Rachel's barroom doors should make her less placid.
-The back row of sopranos in chorus
-Bio discussions
-Mr. Bell's humorous anecdotes
-Mr. Groff's advice -I, Abbie Hitz, will the underclassmen the ability to
-Learning and re-Iearning dances with judy. remember that you are just that. RESPECT
-Mr. Schade acting like a woman. PEOPLE THAT ARE OLDER THAN YOU!! I will to
-The leaky roofs and cold halls. Abe the ability to have fun and behave the last two
-The wonderful wit of Senor and Mr. Dimick years of high school. I will to Jacob seeing straight. I
·The funny Gophers will to Justin having fun while you are a senior,
-Rambunctiousness and hypersensitivity patience with the underclassmen, and all of my
--The reverse vacuum love.
-The great school rules (no signs on the lockers)
--The softball teams warmup running! ·1, Ben Slabaugh, will the green car to my sisters,
-The Tutz's chicken run folders and matching My "Slabaugh" talent to Matt Bucher, everything
binders, bookbags, shoes, and clothing! else to Benjamin Wenger" The Man", Everything
·AII of our friends, Ralphy, Peter, Charlie, and of that Benjamin Wenger doesn't want to Rebecca
course Stinley! Gibble.
-Mrs. Beidler being a clothing NazL
-Bathroom stall graffiti -I, Kristina, will all of my possessions to Cathy,
-"My name is Julius Sumner Miller and physics is my Lynzea, and Tiff.
business,"
-Chunk's humor ·1, Stephen Umberger, will my ability to throw
-Pony rides at Miranda's erasers at Mr. Kreiser to Nate Bridij, to Ryan Munz
-Mrs. Foley my slacker ability and the ability to get A's on tests
-Kirby's sister without stUdying. To Ben Bomberger, my mad C++
-Detention from Mr. Ritter skills, to Sven Jargensen, my extensive collection
-Review games of rare shoe horns. I will my parking space to Ryan
-Baked Potato Bar Munz.
-Psych videos
-Tea Cooler Game
-Disc gun wars
-Pictionary
-Taunt Nick Tuesday
-Cedar Crest, Lebanon, and AC quality time
together.
-NGOC
·1, Jen Stalnecker, will Lynn Donmoyer my
parking space. I will Lori Hossler to keep searching
for tugene! To Michelle Merten, I will my gym
clothes. To Liz Jacobs, I will the ability to "Keep it
Real." I will to Catylin Custer my slammin tennis
skills. To Mark Brinser, I will a good seat at lunch. To
Vicki, I will my pizza cutter for emergencies! To Ben
Slabaugh all of the leftover Easter candy from
Walmart for college. Finally to Alex Cutsumbis the
granny car and my SAT score.
-I, Dustin Hull, will all students to celebrate
Leisonian Independence on the last Thursday in
March.(Questions: see Mr. Love) I will everyone to
go out and join the Military, preferably the Marine
Corps. Also to strive for your best, give 100% in
everything you do. Remember "Good enough" is
never good enough.
-I, Ashley Rittle, will Adam Timmie the Ditka, I
know he will make Sara and I proud. I also will him
"puppy love", he will need it for crew next year. To
Tiff Hurd, I will my ability to be "dirty".
-I, Leah Vallen, will Adam Schies the ability to
make fun of someone other than I. I will Shana and
Sienna my Brittney Spears knee highs. I will Ashley
Shyda the ability to be a track superstar.
-I, Joshua Johnson, will Matt Hess my bull horns"
I will Rudy my speed. I will Chris Baker my Friday and
Saturday night contacts for refreshments. I will
Chad Hoffer my play skills. I will Justin Daubert
Adam Bentz's grades. I will AI Newmaster a rematch
at 1 on 1. I will Jeremy Sevsle, the nickname SHED.
I will Chris Baker all my country CD's. I will my sister
the right to takeover the party scene.
·1, Heather Rhine, will my brothers Scott and
Mark the ability to do good in school and to be nice
to everyone you meet up with in the coming years
and behave! J will to Ashley ("my sis") my clean
locker skills, my tractor picture, my parking spot and
its number, and to do good in school and to be
NICE TO OUR BUDDDY(in 10th grade). I will to
Amanda Ebersole to do super in school and the
good stories about Kenny. To Wib I will the ability to
have fun in school and Good Luck in all you do.
-I, Stefan Schpuntow, will Matt Bucher my pool
shark skills. To Adam Meyers, I will my ability to give
people nick names. To Mr. Ulrich, I will my coaching
ability. To Nate Barr, I will my singing ability. To
Chelsea Miele, , will some common sense! and to
·1, Natasha Roberts, will my art skills to Angie
Houser. I will my school papers to my sister Amanda
Lux. I will Amanda Birch my sewing skills. I will my
econ stuff to Sara Boger, Scott Walker and Brad. I
will Pam Carey all my make·up. I will Heather Miley
my driving skills.
-I, Janelle Shellenhamer, do hereby will Justin
Daubert my "ghetto smacks", to Shanna Hollich my
pointing skills, to Chelsea Meihl my hoop earrings,
to Christie Connaghan and Megan Browning my
cooking skills, to Kristin Ditzler my love for life and
especially Ed Kowalczyk, to Abbey Gearhart my
fashion emergencies, and to Angie Houser my flip
flops and giggle.
-I, Andy Eifert, will Kristin Ditzler my Weaver box,
Angie Houser whatever she desires, Emilee Evans
the ability to slack when necessary, my cuz Lindsay
my parking space. To Danielle Brandt, I will my
hockey skills, to Justin Daubert my lunch singing
skills. To Jess"Gibby" Gibson my counting ability,
to Ashley Beard and Kristin Brown the round table
in the library. To everyone, I will the ability to put up
with this school. The the soccer girls and hockey
girls I wish them good luck in the future. Finally, I will
Mary Francis the ability to look like a girl.
-I, Amanda Leitz, will my hockey girls Itch and
Amy the ability to play hard and always win all the
running games! My sister Becky, my ability to get
through high school and my wonderful "thunder
thighs" to help her run faster! To Emilee Evans my
ability to take charge in all our silly boy situations.
Danielle Sholly my photgenicsmile for all her senior
pictures. Katy Shay all my silliness and my
awesome catching skiris for whenever she needs
them. Pam Carey the ability to always smile and be
happy and to regulate the men!
-I, Jessica Brandt, will my sis, Danielle the ability
to flirt with all the guys and my field hockey skills. I
will Ashley Beard and Kirstin Brown the circle table
in the library from 4th period study halls... but don't
get suspended! I will Shahnan my parking spot and
awesome memories from work. I will Abbey
Gearhart, Brittney Spear power and Katie Shay my
immaturity during softball season( and any other
time you need it). I also will Jordan Johnson the
ability to take care of my fishies while I'm at college,
to get all the girls, and to eventually find a rip
coconut for me and drill the juice out. Lastly,' will
Justin Daubert the ab~Y.[• • I• • • • •"2'FI8E1nda Birch to have fun sewing things. Finally, I
just as much as he hasrnaaetun of me over the
years.
-I, Carrie Wentling, will Mr. Groff a box of dry
erase markers. Amanda Birch my position as
Yearbook Editor in Chief and the ability to ignore all
ignorant people. Adam Schies the ability to stay
out of the bathroom and to never turn into "one of
them". Christa the strength to make it through her
high school career and to never turn out to be like
her sister. Mrs. Zerman ability to never forget me
and Janelle and a pound of pepperoni's.
-I, Kami McMullen, will Katy Shay my ghetto
attitude and dirty boy skills. I will Jess Blantz my
clothes, box of chocolate, and loudness. To
Summer, Emilee, and Amanda, I will Trinette's
training bra, and Stuart impressions. To all the JV
girls the will to make it through anything and #22.
Megs, I will chocolate, dancing skills, match making
skills, boy radar and my bench warming abilities.
-I, Erica Burris, will Adam my 1.0. and the patience
to put up with all this garbage just on more year. Jr.
Girls my clothes so you won't have to steal your
grandmother's anymore. To Lil Bow-Wow (Justin
Daubert) all my ''fine-ast'' products. To Weedy
E(Adam Evans) my recipe for tea cooler. To Baker a
rich country club girlfriend.
-I, Becky Tice, will my brother Greg the ability to
make it through his last 4yrs. without procrastinating
on projects.
-I, Joe Lingle, will my bullin skills to my boy Adam
Schies. My Y Bull jersey to Chris Baker, so we can
keep our championship alive. My reverse lay up to
Adam Evans. I will Jim Brandt my rapping skills. To
Josh Sprecher, my taunting skills, my thinking skills
to Adam Gamble. I will my phat sewing skills to
Amanda Birch. Colette to finish my late
homework.To Justin Daubert my girl because she
was mine first!Last but not least my driving skills to
Mary Francis so you can get your license girl!
-I, Brandi Donmoyer, will Tiff Hurd the ability to
use difficult words and have fun in accounting. Vicki
Ristenbatt to have fun at lunch with out us (in
college). To Steph Hurd to play cheese box without
me and Angie.To Sara Boger, I will the ability to walk
around the halls without me. To Richie Esposito, I
will the ability to wear girl shirts to Walmart and to
keep his mouth shut about certain things. To
will Dominica Canale to have fun in Spanish.
-I, Ashley Arnold, will my sister Christina the
ability to come to school after 7:30. I will my sister
Brittany the ability to make it through six more years
of school. I will Mark Brinser the ability to do well in
Economics. To my daughters Sara, Natalie and
Jenna the ability to keep on running the double
loop. And to the girl's soccer team GOOD LUCK!
-I, A.J. Brightbill, will Jeff Batchelor my hockey
stick which was dipped in gold. Ben Deshong my
ability to handle an ELCO soccer player. To Worm
my feet for swimming. To Adam Schies, the special
soccer song that was played. I will Matt Sanders my
ability to give powerful dead legs to younger soccer
players. And Adam Schies and Scottie Walker to be
all time "it" at ball tag during soccer practice.
-I,Lauren Haller, will the musical corner to Nikki
Graves, Laura Blauch, and Rebecca Brandt. I will my
locker signs and my "perfect" math score to my
brother Keith. To Nikki Graves I also will my
Renaissance dress for Senior year, as long as she
stops giving.
-I, Amanda Wampler, will Adam Evans my lava
lamp, and oh ... wait, never mind. To Kirby I will all
my dads gun magazines. To Erik Achenbach and
Brandon Bohr my hot fat neck. To Justin Daubert, I
will all my art skills. To Chris Baker and AI
Newmaster a gugaplex points. Finally to Erik Brown
all my fashion savy.
-I, Kirby, first and foremost (in collaboration with
Josh and Pat) will Christopher Rosco Baker the
official position of "Valve Man" on Goliath. Next, I
will Chad Hoffer my Razor scooter riding tricks and
manuvers. To Fieldon "The Big Show" Daubert, I
give my Odyssey dancing skills and my ability to talk
to girls. To Schies, ownership of "The Adam
Schies Dance" and my position as First Mate on the
Captain's boat. To Dan Cosentino, my White Anglo
Saxon Protestant heritage. To my apprentice,
Mitchell Scheer, I will my love of people falling, and
my love of Leah Vallen. And last, but perhaps most
important, all of my useless knowledge, historical
tidbits, movie trivia, and miscellaneous potpourri to
Katie Lyn Yanchuk.
-I, Carrah Heffelfinger, will my sister, Anna the
strength and courage to do well in everything and
to walk through anything with her head held high. I
will all members of Shining Light the right to keep
the faith and spread the word.
-I, Jon Wentling, will the following: To Rugby my
bowling skills, my bathroom pass, and my ability to
let harmless animals live. To Alan my golf skills. To
Baker my golf-cart driving ability and my Nascar
stuff. To Fieldon a pillow to sleep on during class.
To Adam Schies my thug style. To Brandon Hitz my
Slabaugh shirt. To Nate Barr my ability to say
"Yeah" after "Mock", To Worm my height. To David
Keefer my box in B-5. To Adam Timme a perm. To
Andrew my tennis game. To Kelly my cooking skills
and my converse shoes, and lastly to anyone who
needs it my effort in Gym class.
-I, Dustin Flickinger, will my sixth sense of
destruction to my brother. I will my head to Eric
Brown. I will my ability to sleep to Dick White. To
Mike Schwenk I will my rule book. I will the world to
Eric Brown and finally, I will a different head shape
to Josh Bulley.
-I, Nick Brandt, will my driving skills to Dan Brandt
so he doesn't get a ticket. I will my brains to "Oy"
Kim so he can graduate and drive a nice Beamer.
-I, Holly Meyer, will Erin Hiesey all my "gym class"
strength to use forever.
-I, Erin Sanders, will Angie Houser my orange
sweatpants. To Matt Sanders, I will the ability to
become a slacker during your senior year. To the
girls soccer team the ability to deal with our
wonderful field.
-I, Nicole Veach, will my ability to wrap my legs
around my head to Eric and Steve, and Josh B. I
will my ability to hold a grudge for longer than a day
to Kris. I will my ability to make good use of green
jello to Jeb. I will my ability NOT to be short to Una. I
will my perfume to Allie Baker. I will my ability to say
what I think to those of you who are too scared to
do so. I will my ability to NOT be hypocrite to
Miranda. I will my ability to NOT complain about
every little thing to Ashley Rittle.
-I, Jess Hoffman, will to my sister Amy my baby
blue used Jimmy. To Kristen and Lauren, Jen and I
will our beautiful singing voices. To Shannon, Jen
and I will the ability to be "the Best." To Crystal, I will
the power to save the world because she'll do it
someday anyway.
-I, Brow, will Josh Sprecker my hurdling abilities.
To Brian Kaylor, I will my dancing abilities. To Nate
Bridi, my C++ notebook. To Scott Walker my clac
notebook, and to Devon McCaffery, I will my sauve
moves, irresistable smile for picking up the ladies.
-I, Erin George, will my little Stevie, my Weaver
Box. To Pam I will leave my high school ball skills
and locker room decorating abilities. To Katie
Yanchuck the famous #1 hockey jersey. To Abbey
the softball and hockey pace car authority. To
Justin the ability to keep the North Carolina love
alive, even if they don't do well.
-I, Dave Esworthy, will Adam Schies my 420
skills. I will Pam Kullman a right car door. I will my
thug skills to Adam Schies. To Chris Behney, I will
my high school diploma. To Rexford Hanlin my
clipboard.
-I, Ashley Morgan, will Danielle my stamina and
devotion of greeting to Mads on time and being
awake. To Jenna, all of my blonde moments. To
KJ, my Dirty Dancing moves. To Matty B. my
extreme tattle-tale skills, ability of catching people
who falloff the stage, and my mini-football. To my
darling sister, my incredibly useful common sense,
and my talent of "jumping" class to spend all my
time in M-hall. To my chorale groupies, I will very
powerful air fresheners. To the S.A. Senior
Citizens, I will my talent and my instrumental skill. To
Angie I will my keen skills of picking a juicy rump
roast, cooking it, and eating it. Also, my dressing
room corner, full reign of the music hall and my "hip­
checking ability." Lastly, I will to Dan his favorite car,
the Honda, all of my great CD's; my "parking lot
spot," and my buttons and clasps.
-I, Emily Wenger, will Natalie, Bibble and Sara my
running abilities. I will Ben the ability to get to
school after 7:25. I will Natalie my backing-up skills,
and to Mark Brinser my academic abilities.
~1,Maria Campion, will Amy LaFrance all my
Britney Spear's gear and my chair in band. I will
Anne Stellmach my "hermif' crabs. I will Caitlin
Burger all my"lovin." Finally, I will Becky Gibble my
title as President of the Fast Club in cross country
next year.
-I, Liz Jacobs, will Meghan Cutsumbis my whole
collection of glitter and my ability not to practice my
flute. To Kimmy Fernsler the last chair in band
because we all know she'll get it anyway. To Amy
LaFrance my disruptive behavior in Senor's class.
To Rebecca Brandt the "Newsstand" sign may you
pass it on to another musical IKA.
-I, Sarah Scott, will my brother Joe my ability to do
grade A work at the last minute since he already has
my power of procrastination. To Kim, I will my
Spanish skills and some of my height because she
is short. To Megan, I will my strength; she'll need it
to walk home every day.
-I, Holly Kline, will my sewing skills to Holly
Sengerle. 1will anyone the ability to put end quotes
on the phrase, 'We enter to learn, we leave to
achieve.
-I, Dan Fisher, will the following: to Dan Schade,
my ability to apologize. to Matt Schade, my
srogaliciousness. to Matt Bucher, my er fuego
ability. to Kenni Jo, my air freshener. to Angie, my
ubiquitous skills of observation. to David, my
musical abilities and my punctuality. to Brad
Mecham, my lack of bronchitis. to Rachel Winters,
first chair, I'm lucky that you didn't take it. to all of my
underclassmen friends, thanks and best wishes.
-I, Janelle Etnoyer, will Amanda Birch my
wardrobe, a key to my apartment. To Adam Schies
a new pair of sandals and a big plate of French
toast. To Jess Blantz and Sara Boger my garage
while I am at school. To Steph Hurd the knowledge
to stay out of the barn; my attitude. To Stacy
Bellach my V dub shirt.
-I, Vickie Ristenbatt, will Jen a year's supply of
ham sandwiches to eat in your new apartment. To
Tiff I bequeath you my thesaurus so that you can
discover new adjectives to advance your
vocabulary skills. Have a good ''thyme!'' To Brandi
"Baby Girl", I would love to grant you a fantastic guy
who will give you the type of relationship that you
want. To Erin, Dina, and Loree, I give you free reign
to make your art projects any way that you want to.
To Leah, I bequeath you all of my passion for
cheering and hope that you can use it for me in
college. Ruby and Lena, I'll give you all the help
YOU'll need for you night club in Annville. I hope to
see Aiko there too. To Nicole I'd give you cool
song lyrics for Ani, but instead you gave them to
me. Thank you. To Alex, I give you gas money and
many ''thanks'' for all the time you took me to
school. To Kirby, I would love to give you all the
laughter and fun you have given me. Lastly, to
Ethan, I give you song lyrics, poems, and rubber
bands to always remind you how much I care. A tes
amour.
-I, Lisa Dekyi, will my sister patience, courage,
and discipline because she's going to be here for a
long time. I will Tawanna Allie peace and patience. I
will Carly Ebersole patience and boys.
-I, Pam Kullman, will Kristin, a piano. To Worm, a
good problem solver. The cheerleaders, the ability
to keep up the Northern Lebanon soccer "talk." To
Spike, some hair. To Shyda, my heart and to
Lauren the ability to last one more year and
anything her heart desires.
-I, Michelle Brickley, will Shanna Hollich, my
awesome marching and concert band section. I will
Sara Schlappig my screwdriver set and my
awesome physics expertise. Alyson Lehman will
get my calculus knOWledge. Rachel Winters will
receive all my sequins from musical. I will Rebecca
Brandt the ability to be completely clueless in Music
Theory but still pass. I will Gwen Dove my varsity
spot on the bowling team.
-I, Matt Guza, will the following: the Delta Flyer
design to Jeremy Long, "Extendo" to Kelly Leach,
Anna Kournikova pictures to Dick White.
-I, Adam Wolfe, will the following: Tech lockers
outside the library to next year's teachers, My
country legacy to my brother, Joel.
I, Sara Asper, will Eric Atkins a circular calculator.
To Crystal Lasher my ability to doodle. My ability to
make dinner rolls to Adam Schies. Most Importantly
to Adam Timme my great ability to shake hands and
the responsibility of the Ditka.
-I, Matthew Wiblin, will position in the slacker
club to the entire Junior class. I will my hot tub to
Chris Baker. I will Excalibar to Chad Hoffer. To
Brandon Hess goes the ability not to obsess about
his clothing. To Chad Hoffer my broken fingers
caused by Matt Hess's snapping. My "F" in calc
goes to Alan Newmaster. and my memory of
football plays goes to Dauby.
-I, Frank Jones, will Justin Daubert, my ability to
run fast.. .. hahaha. To my Brother I will my pimping
ability .. wait don't have any. To Adam Evans goes
my awesome football skills... wait don't have that
either. He also gets my 9th grade math skills, and
my volleyball skills, so he can hit the ball over the
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the long nights captaining the ship, my stain stick

-I, Mike Borrell, will my driving skills to Chris
Baker. To Chad, my parking space, oh wait, he
can't drive yet! I will my basketball skills to AI. To the
Juniors, my slacker chair in Kreiser's Calculus class.
I will Justin Daubert my blackness. I will Josh Bulley
my grades in French. To the Big Show, the ability
to walk and talk at the same time.
-I, Kristine Lannon, will my sister Shannon Klahr
all the muffins in the world. Ashley Grove the ability
to not beat up up her boyfriend. To Josh Bulley all
the' poats in the world. Sam Gettler my math skills.
Mitch pump pick. I will Eric Brown my everything,
and of course Little Joe all the steak in the world.
-I, Andrea Folk, will Miranda all my exboyfriends,
and an attitude. I will Kristine Prego and all our
tapes with KIA RIO. I will Lindy my Jesus shirt, all
my negatives and mullets. I will Ben my lace doily.
will the porch my whacky ball.
-I, Jeremy Silverman, will Fieldon Daubert my
mad throwing skills; Wade Borrell, my long arms so
he can actually bench press; Missy Yorty all the
weight I've seemed to misplace; Sopy Sou my
suave skills... that I don't have; Anne Stellmach my
Arnie from" What's eating Gilbert Grape"
impersonation skills; and Justin Daubert my favorite
shamta.
for those weakly ramps with Santa Anna, and, of
course, my caricature skills. To Matt: I entrust to you
the care and maintenance of Mr. Communism. To
Carolyn: my valuable soccer skills and my amiability.
To Adam: patience and diligence to change the
popular thought.
-I, Bill Graves, will to Scott Walker: my spelling
capabilities. To Chris Baker: my Kicker skills. I will
Alan Newmaster my chair outside Mrs. Weaver's
Room. To Ryan Sabados my couch seat for
SURVIVOR PARTIES! To Rubby: my beagle so he
can use its sniffer to hunt critters. To Wes Keller,
my "scoping" skills at swim meets. I will Mark Brinser
my toughness, and finally I will my sister Jenna my
seat in Jim's van.
-I, Heather Gamber, will my 30 second "killa" bag
of tricks to Megan Browning. I will my beastly big­
man basketball skills to Kathryn Keene. I will all my
binders and all my athletic skills to my iii sis Ashli,
whom I love dearly! I also will my diploma to Ashli,
Good Luck Girls and have fun at A.C.H.S. Lastly I
will all my girls the ability to stay happy and make it
your best!!

-I, Rachel Miller, will my field hockey skills to

Abbey Gearhart and Kenni Jo Bohr. My Ability to
stay calm and focused to Katy Shay. My place on
the ACSL team and my ability to wake up to Adam
Miller. My softball cup to Caitlyn Custer. I will my
ability to cheer loudly to Kristen Hunter and my bus
seat to Pam Carey.

-I, Meredith Blauch, wJlI my place beside Marie in

chorale and the "Tiger" to Nita; my "C" in running
and place in the Sloth Club to Sara Slabaugh; my
XC captainship to Little Gibble; my place in quiz
bowl, ability to not repeat the question in the
answer and the picture in my locker to Matt Bucher;
our corner in the dressing room to Angie Houser
and Kenni Jo Bohr; the special piano bench to
Danielle Sholly; my Davy song to Chelsea M.; and
all the piano accompaniments to Natalie Wenger.

-I, Christophe Clark, will to MY Kenni Jo: I entrust

to you take care of the Treasure Chest, my dance
skills and all of the chocolate croissant in the world.
Teacher Quotes . -Mr. Ritter: "I don't think you should be able to hunt

fish with sonar."

-Mr. Ritter: "Can't I say anything without being

-Mrs. Ebling: "Let's go ladies."

quoted?"
-Mr. Schade: ''That will cost you a batch of

-Mr. Ritter: "Back to the salt mines."

chocolate chip cookies."

-Mr. Ritter: "Hey I'll do the talkin nerd." -Mrs. Weaver: "Lady Macbeth needed some stain

-Mr. Ritter: "Are you familiar with the x-y coordinate stick."

system? -Mr. Ritter: "You have to be a few fries short of a

-Mr. Capp: "Don't you think the library rules apply to happy meal to stUdy physics."

you?" -Mr. Hanlin: "Come see us; we don't bite."

-Mr. Groff: "I like math!" -Senor: "Vamos!"

-Senor: "Your all my pups." -Mrs. Youtz: "You have not seen wrath of Youtz."

-Mr. Love: "I'll pay your library fine just so you can -Mr. Martin: ''This is a dictatorship! I am in charge

go back." here, and it does not matter what you want. You will

-Senor: "For a point." do what I say and when I say it."

-Senor: "For your assiiiignment." -Mr. Narehood: ''That was pretty hip."

-Mr. Ritter: "I guess they could be donuts, but if -Mr. Schade: "Mr. Fisher, what happened to your

they were, they would take up the whole world. face?"

-Mr. Helock: ''This is a hallmark of biology." -Senor: "That was tricky."

-Mr. Helock: 'What have you?" -Senor: "Marce!"

-Mr. Helock: "All rise." -Mrs. Bonfanti: "Okay, good enough."

-Mr. Kreiser: "And there's your answer." -Mr. Fuhrman: "I'll Wait."

-Mr. Ritter: "He was a poor little rich boy." -Mr. Fuhrman: "Not on my time."

-Mr. Ritter: "No ticky, no washy." -Mr. Kreiser: "Never-12"

-Mrs. Bonfanti: "I'll give you the five-minute mark, -Mrs. Lukeridge: "Frank, Jeremy, Jason please

and it looks like this." settle down."

-Mr. Hanlin: Bookbags are a fire hazard." -Mrs. LUkeridge: "Yes Jaime?"

-Mr. Eschenmann: If you are talking, you may want -Mr. Helock: 'Whittle is back on, everyone quiet."

to eat." -Mr. Helock: "It would help if everyone was in his

-Mr. Ritter: 'What's attached to your arm?" assigned seats."

-Mr. Martin: "Jim Dandy Calculators." -Mrs. Bonfanti: ''To those of you who think I do not

-Mr, Lehman: "You Hammerhead!" read the reading journals, think again."

-Mr. Reitbauer: "Okay...... you may go." -Mr. Ritter: ''This is not a romper room."

-Mr. Groff: "No ... 1don't like squirrels." -Mr. Ritter: ''This is not your time."

-Mr. Kreiser: "I wish .... minus 10." -Mr. Ritter: ''That's like going to Harrisburg by the

-Mr. Helock: "My dog used to drink from the toilet, way of Jerusalem."

and then he'd want to kiss me, and I was, that's Mr. Kreiser: "No!"

okay." Mr. Ritter: 'We would play with mercury if not for

-Mr. Hanlin: "Excuse me, can I see you for a those environmental wackos."

minute?" Mr. Dimick: "No children, nap time is after milk and

-Senor: "Shhh, quiet please." cookies and that's only if you have your carpet

-Kreiser: "Wwwaaaah" square."

-Mr. Ritter: "2P or not 2P."

-Mr. Schade: "If you forget my name, just ask me
and I'll show it to you."
-Mr. Dimick: "I would go get donuts at Giant, but I'm
afraid of the MDK:'
-Mrs. Weaver: "Back to the zygotes."
-Mr. Martin: "Jimmy, pay attention, and stop flicking
your Bic."
-Mrs. Campbell: "I am an expert in Mythology."
-Mr. Groff: "Be a good cadet."
-Mr. Ritter: "Any questions? Alright, moving on."
-Mr. Schade: "i did not make you late."