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4HE ALCOHOL SPREAD THROUGH MY LIFE LIKE AN OILSPILL
!! WAS LIKE CLEAN
UP FROM THE %XXON 6ALDEZ AND AS LONG
#LEANERS AT THE %XXON 6ALDEZ BUY HUMAN HAIR TO MAKE OIL
CLEANING ROPES 4HIS IS NOT THE (OLOCAUST WHERE THE .AZIS
KILLED THE PEOPLE AND SOLD THE HAIR 4HIS IS THE DRUNK SHIP
CAPTAIN WHO SPILLED A CENTURYS WORTH OF OIL ON A SINGLE DUCK
NAMED 0AL )T WILL TAKE SALONS WORTH OF DAILY HAIR FOR
THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS TO SUPPLY ENOUGH HAIR TO CLEAN 0AL
UP !M ) LIKE THE DRUNK SHIP CAPTAIN WHO SPILLED CRUDE OIL ON
MY OWN LIFE 4HE CAPTAIN HAD A DISEASE TOO )T WAS IN THE
PAPERS 3UBTEXT NOT HIS FAULT 3UBTEXT NEEDED HELP 0AL
NEEDS HELP MORE HELP THAN THE CAPTAIN 3MART THING TO DO
#UT YOUR HAIR !LCOHOLICS EVERYWHERE ARE DONATING HAIR IN THE
!! SALONS OF THE NATION TO SOAK UP THE OIL SPILL THE ALCOHOL
THAT KILLED THE DUCK OF OUR COMPANIONS $IG DEEPLY DREAM
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"OY WENT "OY WAS "OY CHARMED "OY BOUGHT "OY
SOLD "OY BET "OY TOLD "OY LOST "OY LIVES "OY DIES "OY
CRIES "OY HAS BOY "OY HAS SUN "OY HAS FEVER BINOCULARS
PAIRS OF PANTS PICTURES OF BIG ARROWS $OES HE BLUNT THEM
"OY BEGS A SWEET FROM SORROW "OY TONGUES HER ASTER "OY
DIALS "IG 'IRL FOR OLD TIMES 3HEgS A BIG OL GIRL 'OT HER
PRIORITIES STRAIGHT #OMES IN ONES FIVES TENS TWENTIES FIFTIES
HUNDREDS 3HE LOVES THE DENOMINATIONS LIKE CHILDREN 3HOT
CRANK STRAIGHT THROUGH THREE PREGNANCIES AND SLAPS THEM
SILLY TO MAKE THEM STOP SPINNING 'OD LOVES HER 4HATgS
WHO 'OD IS 3HE LOVES "OY THE DAY HIS MOTHER DIES AND THE
MONEY IS HIS ,ITTLE 'IRL LOVES HIM BECAUSE HE DOESNT LOVE
HER AND HE LOVES "IG 'IRL FOR ALL THE TIMES SHE MADE HIM CRY
.OW HES DRINKING HIS WAY HOME "OY GROWS TO "IG "OY WITH
ONE CHEMICAL OMISSION ,ITTLE 'IRL ACTS DRUNK A LITTLE LONGER
,ITTLE 'IRL NO SPENDER ,ITTLE 'IRL NO EARNER ,ITTLE 'IRL NO
GAMBLER ,ITTLE 'IRL DRIP DRY UNDER THE TABLE BY "OY TO "IG
"OY ,ITTLE 'IRL OUTZIPPED BY "IG 'IRL "IG 'IRL POWERFUL IN HER
PROSTITUTING AND HER MEN STAY STEADY ,ITTLE 'IRL LOST HER BIG
NOT TRYING MEN ON FOR SIZE &ELT SORRY FOR HER SINS "OY TO "IG
"OY CALLS ,ITTLE 'IRL A WHORE SHRINKS HER ,ITTLE 'IRL LOOKS TO
THE SKY HER FAVORITE CEILING CALLS DOWN THE PLANETS AND TELLS
'OD THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE GYPPED HIM DARN IT 'OD IN (IS
WISDOM SAYS NOTHING
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7AS SAME AS 3AM WAS FERTILE WAS LINX WAS WILY WAS
SCORN 3AM MAN ABOUT TOWN NOT A BIG MAN 3AM A SALT
AND
PEPPER LADYgS MAN 3AMLAND HUSBAND BEEF SICK ISSUER
OF WOMENS GRIEF HAIRLESS IN MOST PLACES HAPPIER THAN MANY
OVERINDULGED WICKED (OW WICKED !ND WHAT IS GRIEF
'RIEF IS TO HAVE GIVEN FREELY TOO UNFREELY 'RIEF IS TO HAVE
GIVEN ONE YEAR TOO MANY 7ICKED IS TO HAVE WANTED IT TO BE
GIVEN AWAY THAT WAY 7ICKED IS TO 3AM AS DUTY IS TO -OTHER
3AMS WIFE IS TO HIS FRIENDS WIFE AS ONE -ERCEDES TO ANOTHER
3AMS FACE DU JOUR EST "ELLE 7AS WAS DULY IMPRESSED
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7AS WAS NOT ACQUAINTED WITH 3AM OF THE WANDERING
SPECTACLES MARRIED TO 4RISTE SPENT ON 3PAMONE PIECE
OF DARKLY MARBLED 3PAM WELL
OILED AMONG ROLLING PEAS 4HIS
CONSTITUTES A DARK CHILDHOOD MEMORY 7AS WAS BEYOND
3PAM NEVER BEYOND 4RISTE OUTNUMBERED BY 3AM THEIR
HEARTS SET ON &IXADENT MUST LIVE TO NEED IT ,OVE 4HE BIG
WAPPATUI PARTY AT THE LAKE CABIN WHEN THE MOST POPULAR BOY
WHO HAD EVER TALKED TO HER ABOUT THE TH MOST POPULAR
THREW UP ALL OVER THE CAR SEAT AND DROPPED TO TH BY THE
END OF THAT WEEKEND (ECK (AD SHE LOVED (ECK WITHOUT
REASON THEN .OT A TURN
KEY CHILD NOR EVEN A TURN
KEY
TEENAGER .OT NAMED 7AS IN THE BEGINNING NAMED )Z 'O
BACK AND LOVE THAT GIRL 'O BACK AND LOVE HER AGAIN
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7HAT HIS NAME WAS 3PANISH 7IND 3PARKING HIS
DISEASE AT THE LAST MOMENT OF THE LAST CENTURY IN THE
LAST MILLENNIUM "ELIEVING TOO MANY MEDIA KNEW HIS
WHEREFORES #HARGING TOP DOLLAR TO STAY IN THE 2ENT
0UZZLE /WNING NOTHING BUT HIS INSECTICIDE FEELERS &OR
INSTANCE ,ETgS SEE WHAT HE REMEMBERS ,OOK LOOK LOOK
LOOK !HA HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING $RUGS DRAG HIM
INTO FURTHER WORRY (E REMEMBERS NOTHING (E REMEMBERS
ONE VISUALIZATION $IVIDED HEAD BODY SHAFT OF NECK $I
MEANS TWO $ISTRIBUTED HEAD BODY STEM OF NECK &ALLIBLE
WARNING SYSTEM 0ERSONAL EFFECTS 4HE WHITE COAT PEOPLE
LOCK UP HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS AND TAKE THE STEERING WHEEL
WHERE HE IS ARRESTED 4HEY TAKE HIS WEEKEND 4HERE IS SOME
DISORIENTATION 4HERE IS GENUINE MENTAL ILLNESS (E IS NOT LIKE
US (E IS NOT LIKE HIMSELF EITHER 4HERE MUST BE SOMEONE
ELSE LIVING INSIDE HIM )S HE *ESUS )S HE A PRESIDENT )S
HEWOULDNgT IT BE GREAT IF HE COULD BE DELUDED THAT HE
IS A GREAT COOK 7HY MUST HE BE DELUDED FOR ALL HIS CHILD
ABUSE THAT HE IS A SPECTER #OULDNT WE LET HIM WIN ONCE
#OULDNT WE SAY HE HAS A POINT THERE #OULDNT WE SIT BESIDE
HIM AT THE GREAT #LOCK #OUNTING AND OBSERVE THAT HE IS FAIR
7HAT IF HE WANTS TO BE GOOD AT CITIZENSHIP 7HAT IF HE SLIPS
INTO PERIODS OF LOW ACHIEVEMENT SO EASILY THAT HE BECOMES
GOOD AT THAT (E BECOMES GOOD AT DOPA SNIFFING (ES NOT
MARRIED )F HE COOKED HED BE MARRIED )F HE KNEW HOW TO
STEER HED BE ONE IN HER INTELLIGENT BOOK ALIKE CONTEST (E
HAS ONE CHANCE TO HIT THE WASTE BASKET WITH THE CRUMPLED
CANDY BAR WRAPPER (E FACED THE DEVIL AND LOST HIS PUNCH
(E HAS LOST HIS BILLFOLD SO MANY TIMES HE COMES OUT SHINING
(E OPENS OVER TO THE ONION (E IS NOT SICKER THAN YOU (E IS
NOT SICKER THAN YOU (E IS NOT SICKER THAN YOU
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) ATE THE WRONG FACTORY ) STARVED THE BIGGEST SHRIMP )
SWAMPED THE AERODYNAMIC TUNABOAT ) FILED THE WRONG DIVORCE )
CLUTCHED THE FIRST SWAMI ) KILLED THE FLYING EXETER ) TURTLENECKED THE
SIMONED CITIZEN ) BELCHED AT THE PAUSE IN THE ARIA ) LICKED INTO EVEN
YOUR OWN CAVITIES ) COUGHED 0ULITZER ) PRIZED THE DAMNED ) BOUGHT
MARBLE SUNDAE FRUITCAKE ) ILLED THE TWIN FRUIT BEVEL ) CARRIED OVER
TO MAGAZINES ) SPIED ON THE TWELVE HANDSOME ) BURIED HIS OVEN
MISTAKES ) TOOK WAFERS FROM THE HANDS OF )SRAEL ) SPILLED NUT GREASE
) MUST HAVE KNOWN ALL THIS ) MUST HAVE FELT THIS WAY BEFORE ) MUST
HAVE WANTED TO KNOW HOW TIME FLIES ALONE ) MUST HAVE FELT ) KNEW )
MUST HAVE COME ON LIKE A WEED STORM IN THE DOF WINTER ) WHIPPED
YOU BOY INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR AFORESAID &OR A PILE OF DOUGH ! GIFT
TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOLY LAND $ID YOU SEE ME COMING $ID YOU TAKE
ME AT MY WORD
$ID YOU SPELL MY RELIEF IN YOUR CLOUDS $ID YOU SMILE AT THE
!BSURDITIES $ID YOU EAT MY NAKED RAW MEAT ADJACENT TO YOUR
WILDERNESS $ID YOU BORROW ONE MORE WINDSOCK TO DARN A LITTLE
LONGER $ID YOU BUY ALL MY SUICIDE $ID YOU FEAST ON MY EMPTY
$ID YOU SAIL IN MY FOOT PEDDLE 4HIS IS AS ) TOLD THE STORY TO MY SISTER
WHEN SHE CRIED
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BREAK WORDS
7ERE WERE FAUX WERE BIG LITTLE SORRELS WERE
.EW WERE WERE WERE FORCED WERE FALLEN WERE FIGS
WERE VAMPIRES WERE FICKLE WERE FIRST WERE MIDDLE WERE
LATENT WERE LADYKILLERS WEE DICKS IN OUT OF HERE TO FOR
ACROSS UP DOWN DIAL /.% TASTE OF THE MATTER FOR *5,9 FOR
SIX TONGUES WILL YOU REMEMBER ME ) WILL REMEMBER
YOU ) WILL SOW YOUR RAPIER SWORD FOR MY BAG OF NINE 4HIS
BURLY IVE 4HIS WRONGED NUMBER 4HIS LOVE OF CHAIN SAWS
-Y BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS MY DALLIANCE -Y FAVORITE
INVENTORY WAS MY LOVE -Y YOUR 9OUR MY (OW WE DO
THIS APART (OW WE SHOOT FIRST AND KNOCK LATER (OW
EVERY AIR SEEKS ANY AIR FOR YOUR UNRECOLLECTED NEST EGG
4AKE ME CAMPING 4AKE ME TO THE EAR BOYS FOR MY TOTAL
SURRENDER )LL KEEP MY HAT )LL KEEP MY LEGS )LL KEEP
MY LONG LONG TORSO AND MY NECK )LL KEEP MY BREASTS )LL
KEEP MY STONE FUCKER )LL KEEP MY WICKED CANDLE )LL
DIE DOWN ON THE FARM )LL LIVE IN THE CITY )LL BUY YOU A
CAR )LL BUY YOU A BUY YOU A BUY YOU A BUY YOU ALREADY
KNOW WHAT ) BOUGHT YOU )T IS A BIG ONE "IG IS BETTER "IG
IS NECESSARY "IG IS FOR BIG MEN "IG IS BIGGER THAN SNAILS
"IG IS FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING FIELD (ERE HE COME TO BE
A GIB GIB GIB GIB TURKEY 7HATS FUN 9OU KNOW WHAT
FUN IS TO ME ) LIKE TYPING ) LIKE MOVING MY SHOULDERS )
LIKE LOOKING AT THAT GUY -IKE IN THE ANGER MANAGEMENT
SUPPORT GROUP WHOSE WIFE IS SUSPICIOUS )F YOU SAW HIM
YOU WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS TOO /F HIS OH
YES OF HIS LADY
LOOKS /F HIS MAN FRAME /F HIS HAVING TRAVELED THIS FAR
TO TROUBLE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM "ALTIMORE (AIR BROWN
&EVERFEW 4HIS IS FOR A COMPUTER THAT ) WRITE THIS )gLL GIVE
YOU ALL MY MONEY BUT YOU CANgT HAVE MY HEART /R MY
SOUL /R MY SPIRIT ) KNOW 7E WERE TO SHARE 7E DID
SHARE .OW ) WANT IT ALL SKILLED (ERES A LITTLE %IFFEL 4OWER
FOR YOUR SOUP ) LOVE YOU ) LOVE YOU ) LOVE YOU 7HAT
LOVE IS WORTH THAT !LL LOVE IS LONG LOVE !LL LOVE IS LOVE
OF 'OD LOVE !LL LOVE MAKES WAR LOOK LIKE COURTSHIP
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!LL LOVE MAKES MEN TALL !LL LOVE MAKES WOMEN SMALL
!LL LOVE MAKES CHILDREN SEEK OUT THE /
DOOR !LL LOVE
MAKES THE ANIMALS OF FIRST IMPORTANCE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN FREE RANGE ITSELF "Y ALL MEANS BY ANY MEANS BUY
!.9 WITH !.. BUY HUBFISH 4HIS SOUTHERN BELLE
HEMISPHERE WHERE THE TOILET WATER ROLLS AROUND THE OTHER
WAY 4HIS FIRST LOOK AT YOU 4HIS FIRST SONG FOR ME 4HIS
YEAR BLOWJOB PROJECTILE 4O YOU 4O BIG YOU 4O MY
ROLE IN LIFE ) WOULD HAVE SUCKED YOU TOWARD HEAVEN HAD
YOU SOLD ME FOR LESS -Y LOSS IS MY LESSON MY LETZEN MY
LESEN 7ENT TO A WEDDING TALKED TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER
4ALKED TO THE BAND 4ALKED TO THE MINISTER 4ALKED TO THE
NERVOUS BRIDEGROOM 4ALKED TO THE PERMANENTLY BORED
BRIDE 4ALKED TO THE BRIDES MOTHER WHOSE JOB IT WAS TO
RAISE A RAISED DAUGHTER 4ALKED TO THE BRIDEGROOMS DAD
WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO FAKE THE LOST
CAUSE BRIDE 4HIS WAS
THE BALLOON RIDING TO THE SKY ON WINGS OF YOU 2ED FLAGS
AT THE WINDOW AT THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE AT THE CORNERS OF
THE HOUSE 0OWER FOR DAYS &LOWERS EVERYWHERE -ICE
PRESENTING THEMSELVES DEAD AT THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR "ABY
SPARROW NOT LIFTING ANYMORE 4HEN SUDDENLY LIFTING WHEN )
LIFTED 4IRES *OG YEARS #HEERS
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4HE MUMMAN ;MUMBLED WORD= WAS DRINKING COFFEE
AND THINKING OF THE ORANGE SISTERS OF HER TABBY CAT ,UCY
ALSO ORANGE ALSO FEMALE 4HEY SAID ORANGE CATS ARE USUALLY
MEN (ERE WAS ,UCY THE TINIEST OF THE FULL
GROWN MINIATURES
WITH BRAINS AND A HEART 3HE CROUCHED STEADILY IN HER YEARS
(ER HIND LEGS A LITTLE FROSTED (ER FUR A LITTLE SPOTTED (ER
LOVE AT AN ENDLESS ARCH TOWARD RECOMMENDING HERSELF FOR
RETIREMENT $ONgT DIE ,UCY .EVER DIE ! COMPANION WITH A
RECORDED HISTORY 3HE USED TO SOCIALIZE AND NOW SHE MOSTLY
RESTS 3HE USED TO SIT ON MEN 7HEN SHE TRAVELS SHE LEAPS
FROM BED TO BED ACROSS THE NARROW HOTEL DIVIDE AND FROM
ONE HIGH THING TO ANOTHER (ER BROTHER IS HANDSOME AND
DELIGHTFULLY NORMAL (E TRAVELS TO THE COUNTRIES OF EACH TREE
EACH FOLDED FERN EATS EACH FALLEN BIRD EACH PLUMMETING
MOUSE FILLS HIS MOUTH WITH FEATHERS AND FLUFF AND BLOODY
EYES &RAN #IS 4HEY TALK AS FRIENDS AND FIGHT THEY SLIP INTO
FIGHTING POSITION AND KICK LIKE MAD LETTING OUT ONE PHRASE
IN SERIOUS OVERLAPPING UNDERTONES 4HEY SPREAD NEWS TO
KAZOOS
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4HEN WE WERE SAYING HOW UNORDINARY THIS WOMAN IS
3HE WROTE A NOTE ON PINK NOTEPAPER ALLOWING HER HUSBAND
TO SEEK SEX ELSEWHERE AS LONG SHE WROTE AS LONG AS HE CAME
HOME AT NIGHT ,OVE SMILY FACE YOUR WIFE 7E WERE SAYING
THIS IS AN UNUSUAL SITUATION ) SAID h3HE MUST BE A NATIONAL
CURIOSITYv !LREADY PEOPLE IN FIVE STATES HAD HEARD ABOUT
IT 3OMEONE SAID h(E MUST BE A BOY GENIUSv ) SAID h)F HE
SHOWS THE NOTE TO TOO MANY PEOPLE HE WILL LOSE HIS GENIUSv
3OMEONE ELSE SAID h3HEgS JUST GIVING HIM THE ROPEAND MY
OLD BOYFRIEND SAID h4HATgS ONE CONTROLLING MOTHERFUCKER
SUREv 4HE MAN WITH THE PERMISSION SLIP SHOWED THE NOTE TO
ME ) WAS TRYING TO SEE HER AS BIG
OF
HER AND ME AS HOW
COULD
)NOT OUR FINAL EXAMINATION HAIRCOLORS )T WAS
!QUARIAN -AN AT HIS BEST ;EXPLAIN=
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&OOLING YOUR EYES SETTING TRAPS FOR YOUR MEMORY
DESIGNING YOUR MOOD 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR CLEANING THE
HOUSE 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR WRITING A STORY 4HIS WAS THE
DAY FOR WALKING TO THE LAKE 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR CELEBRATING
A LITTLE HAIR 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR TIMING THE ERRANDS 4HIS
WAS THE DAY FOR TESTING UP ON ,UCY 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR
REMEMBERING THE BCY WHAT THAT LESSON WAS &/2 4HIS WAS
THE DAY FOR DECIDING THE MANY 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR DIALING
THE ANY 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR ONE TWO THREE FOUR FOR CARVING
A PUMPKIN DESTROYING A COSTUME FILING SEPARATE SORROWS IN
FILES MARKED -%.3 .!-%3 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR NOT TALKING
TOO MUCH 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR LISTENING 4HIS WAS THE DAY
FOR PRAYING ABOUT THE CAR 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR NOT CHECKING
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MAIL 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR BENDING LOW TO PICK THE LEAVES
OFF THE CARPET 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR REMEMBERING STERILE
THINGS 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR NOT WANTING SOMEONE 4HIS WAS
THE DAY FOR WANTING SOMEONE BETTER 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR
WANTING TO BE SOMEONE 4HIS WAS THE DAY FOR WANTING TO BE
SOMEONE BETTER 7HAT A YELLOW LEAF 7HAT ORACULARS 7HAT
DOWNTOWN TENNIS SHOES 7HAT A VAMP FOR ARCH DRYNESS
7HAT STARING INTO BEST AND THAT IN PARTICULAR 7HAT A LOT OF
CONFESSIONAL PUPILS )N THIS WAY IN THIS WAY IN THIS WAY
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