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M ART IN IS
Dancing with STRFKR
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
“Dance music for me is about having fun
and just not worrying about the big things
which was released March 8. that are easy to spend your whole life
WEEKENDER: “Reptil-
ians” focuses a lot on the end of
worrying about.”
the world and death. Was it Josh Hodges of STRFKR
hard to come up with the dan-
ceable beats you’re known for
with such heavy subject mat-
ter? laborating on the mixing ’cause I WEEKENDER: Did you
HODGES: The whole thing worked with Jacob Portrait, who have any reservations in calling
with death or the way that it’s worked with The Dandy War- the band STRFKR?
affected me contemplating it so hols. He’s a great engineer and HODGES: When I named it,
much in the past is that I feel like mixer, but it’s hard having two it was just me. I was in another
it’ll make you appreciate life brains making the final decision band, and I was sick of playing
more and not take things as seri- on songs, especially when I music in a certain way, I was sick
ously. Dance music for me is wrote it and have an idea of how of the music industry, so I was
about having fun and just not it should sound. It’s hard to know like, ‘F--k that.’ But I still played
worrying about the big things when to let go, but it was a really music for fun and thought I
that are easy to spend your whole good experience. Now I know should play out-of-house shows,
life worrying about — to trans- how to use other people’s skills a and I just heard someone use that
late them into me writing dance little more, and now I feel a little term once, and I thought it was
Portland-based STRFKR will perform at the River songs, it kind of helps me lighten more solid about what mine are. ridiculous and funny.
Street Jazz Cafe Friday, April 1. up. WEEKENDER: Portland I’m obviously not trying to get
WEEKENDER: What is the seems to be growing as an art- on the radio with this, but then it,
that will make a stop at the River band’s writing process? istic haven. How have you seen ironically, is the most successful
By Nikki M. Mascali Street Jazz Cafe in Plains Twp. HODGES: I write and still the city change? band I’ve been in. It’s kind of
Weekender Editor Friday, April 1. Casiokids will pretty much record most of it. HODGES: As I was growing annoying because it definitely
open the show. This last album was the most up, it was kind of dark and de- hurts us, but we can’t change the
F
or Starf--ker — or “They’re amazing live,” collaboration I’ve ever done with pressing, it’s way different now. name, that’s like the whole f--
STRFKR — the road to STRFKR frontman/founder anything, and Keil, the drummer, It’s kind of like when I first king thing, you know?” W
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piece electronica band made up the band was en route to San writing. One of my friends that like 21. It kind of feels how Wil-
of Josh Hodges, Ryan Biornstad, Francisco. “It’s intimidating to I’ve been writing songs with for liamsburg (Brooklyn) felt then,
Shawn Glassford, Ian Luxton and have them open for us, they’re years, but we’re not in a band only with white people. Portland
Keil Corcoran left its homebase like the worst opening band to together, helped me finish some is like the whitest city on the
of Portland, Ore., in early March have because they’re so good,” he of the songs. planet, it’s cool though.
for San Francisco before trav- added, laughing. WEEKENDER: Was it hard I live in Portland again — we
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Southwest before trekking its band’s name and STRFKR’s ly. I feel like it’s a good challenge the time for the weather, but (667 N. River St., Plains Twp.).
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the gamut from ’80s pop- Endresen said recently from the “We were actually invited by
group A-ha to having been studio. “There’s a lot of editing … Casio to play that gig,” Endresen
at the forefront of the “second sometimes it takes a long, long said. “We’ve never done anything
wave” of black metal in the early time to get to the right end. We just for Casio before, they did contact
’90s. try out everything.” us once when we played in Lon-
Somewhere in between lies Though the album isn’t finished, don. There was a PR representative
Casiokids, an electronic-pop outfit Casiokids will try out some of that wanted to let us know that
that British music magazine NME those new songs when the band Casio approved of what we were
described as “the best thing to opens for STRFKR at the River doing, which was kind of funny.”
come out of Norway since black Street Jazz Cafe Friday, April 1. CASIOKIDS Endresen and company aren’t
metal.” Formed in 2005, Casiokids “It’ll be exciting to see how that different perspective, and it really al vibe of the audience, I find that hoping for a sponsorship by Casio,
features Ketil Kinden Endresen, works,” Endresen said. “The good helps us get to the finishing line it’s more similar around the world though.
Fredrik Ogreid Vogsborg, Omar thing about having our own studio quickly.” wherever we play, somehow it’s “I’m not sure if we’re going to
Johnsen and Kjetil Bjoreid Aabo. is that we can do adjustments and One of the biggest differences similar in this dance-y vibe,” he do something apart from that festiv-
Its music is fun and upbeat, and the try out things and go back in the Endresen sees between audiences at stated. “Even if they don’t know the al,” he said. “For us, the Casio in
band, which has been working on a studio to see what works and what home and audiences elsewhere is words or the language, it’s pretty our band name is more about the
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new album for the past few months doesn’t work and what got a good that “when we play in Scandinavia, astonishing to see how it works on nostalgia of the Casio keyboards
in its studio in Bergen, Norway, reaction. When we play for an many people know the words.” a similar way wherever we play from the ’80s, but we’re happy to
records them in an unusual way. audience, we sometimes get a “But when it comes to the gener- really.” be invited.” W
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regrets. years. It’s time for a change.’” material, the Jeanne Zano Band
“I love country music, and I Zano says even the city of offers tunes by acts such as Sug-
find myself just wanting to listen
to country music and different
types of Americana,” says Zano.
Nashville had an impact on her
thinking.
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Wo o d l a n d s : D J Ke v ( C l u b H D ) S e n u n a s ’ : H i g h Te n s i o n W i re s
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011 $26 Clarence Spady Band: April 15 Dancestand USA ft. The Main Street
Todd Snider: May 21, $25 Cabinet: April 16 Cruisers: June 4, 7:30 p.m., $20-$55
Carbon Leaf: May 27, $23 Zach Deputy: April 21 Blue’s Clues Live: Blue’s Birthday
Mark Karan & Jemimah Puddleduck: Party: June 18-19, TIMES VARY, $13-$17
April 22 (on sale 3/31, noon)
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA Brothers Past: April 23
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Girls, Guns and Glory: April 29
Twp. Jam Stampede: April 30 SOME KIND OF JAM 6
THE BAKEHOUSE EMBASSY VINYL Larry the Cable Guy: April 14, 7:30 p.m. Mahavishnu Project: May 14 April 29-May 1 in Schuylkill Haven
United Penn Plaza, 152 S. Wyoming 352 Adams Ave., Scranton Elton John: April 22, 8 p.m., $29-$139 featuring 21 bands like The Budos
Ave., Kingston Daniel Higgs / The Skull Defekts / Avenged Sevenfold / Three Days Band, RAQ, Rumpke Mountain Boys,
570.498.9488 Zomes: April 6, 7:30 p.m., cost TBA, all Grace / Sevendust: April 29, 7 p.m., SCRANTON COMMUNITY Goosepimp Orchestra, Wisebird,
First Friday Art and Jazz Program ft. ages $25-$44.75 Dopapod, The Big Dirty, Psychedel-
Bob Schmitz / Clarissa and Henrick Record Store Day ft. Chic / Micro- Barney Live in Concert Birthday Bash: CONCERTS phia, The Coal Town Rounders and
Karlson: April 1, 5-8 p.m., free and waves / Kid Icarus / The Cringes: April May 10-11, TIMES VARY, $15-$55 Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton more on three stages, with vendors,
open to public. 16, noon-7 p.m. Michael Buble: June 8, 8 p.m., $61.20- Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan- late-night jams and more. $50 presale
Tigers Jaw / Lee Corey Oswald: April $103.65 na.edu, etix.com tickets on-sale now via www.jibber-
28, 8 p.m., $7, all ages Prices vary, student and group rates jazz.com and include full weekend of
CAESARS POCONO D. Rider / Many Arms: May 13, 7 p.m., available camping and music.
$7, all ages MOUNT AIRY CASINO Sweet Inspirations, Elvis Presley’s
RESORTS The Body / Nimbus Terrifix / Esopha- original backup singers: April 16, 7
1.877.800.5380 gus: May 20, 8 p.m., $8, all ages
RESORT p.m., $50, call to purchase. TOYOTA PAVILION AT
www.CPResorts.com 44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono The Music of Simon and Garfunkel
Hotel California (Eagles tribute): April Phone: 877.682.4791 starring A.J. Swearingen & Jonathan MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
9 www.mountairycasino.com Beedle: April 29 1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
Phil Vassar: April 10 F.M. KIRBY CENTER Jim Florentine: April 30, 9 p.m., $15, ton
Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April 15-16 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Gypsies Sugarland / Sara Bareilles: June 18,
Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees tribute): May Phone: 570.826.1100 SCRANTON CULTURAL 7:30 p.m., $36.50-$71
13-14 Madeline and the Bad Hat: March 30, Def Leppard / Heart: June 29, 7:30
The Village People: May 15 $6.50 PENN’S PEAK CENTER p.m., $39-$122.15
Byrd Pressley’s Comedy Series: May Firefall / Poco / Pure Prairie League: 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m.,
27-29 April 7, 7:30 p.m., $32-$42 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. Phone: 888.669.8966 $43.50
Boogie Wonder Band: June 10-11 Disney’s Imagination Movers: April 9, Yes: March 30, 8 p.m., $54.25-$60.25 B-Street Band (A Night of Bruce Motley Crue / Poison / New York Dolls:
Bill Cosby: June 26 1:30 & 4:30 p.m., $20-$34 Randy Travis: April 1, 8 p.m., $48.25- Springsteen): March 31, 7 p.m. July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15
NEPA Philharmonic Season Finale: $53.25 Garrison Keillor: April 5, 7:30 p.m.,
May 6, 8 p.m. Live Wire: April 2, 8 p.m., $28 $52.50-$73.05
THE CRIMSON LION “The Big Adventures of Stuart Little:” Dave Mason: April 14, 8 p.m., $30 Guitars & Stars III: April 12, 7:30 p.m., VINTAGE THEATER
May 19, 10 a.m. Get the Led Out: April 15, 8 p.m., $31- $31.45-$56.35 119 Penn Ave., Scranton
HOOKAH LOUNGE The Science of Magic: May 20, 10 a.m. $41.75 Up & Coming Comedy Series: April 16, 570.589.0271
37 E. South St., Wilkes-Barre Daniel O’Donnell: May 31, 7 p.m., $57- Travis Tritt: April 29, 8 p.m., $46.25- 8 p.m., $16 The Misery Jackals / Down to Six /
Mountains / Mascara: April 3, 8 p.m., $87 $51.25 “The View” with a Scranton Attitude Echo Whiskey Charlie: April 8, 8 p.m.,
$5, all ages Drive-By Truckers: June 21, 8 p.m., $28 Gary Allan: May 6, 8 p.m., $49.25- Let’s Hear it from the Boys: May 6, 6 $5
MV & EE ft. Mick Flower: April 10, 8 $54.25 p.m., $6 Ted Leo / Eww Yaboo / Langor: April
p.m., $5, all ages Whitesnake: May 15, 8 p.m., $38.75 Duck for President, Fancy Nancy & 30, 8 p.m., $10
THE HIVE The Wailers: May 19, 8 p.m., $28 Other Stories: May 7, 10 a.m. Wiggles &
1307 Park Ave., Williamsport, Easton Corbin: June 2, 8 p.m., $28 Giggles, 11 a.m., show. $7 PHILADELPHIA
DOWNTOWN ARTS Phone: www.thehivepa.com Robin Trower: June 18, 8 p.m., $35.75 NEPA Philharmonic Masterworks IV:
(47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) Ice Nine Kills / With Life in Mind / An Uriah Heep: June 24, 8 p.m., $30 Inspiration: May 7, 8 p.m., $32-$65
Running Into Walls ft. Ben Freeman / Early Ending / All’s Quiet / Thoughts in Raymond the Amish Comic: July 9, 8 ELECTRIC FACTORY
Conscious Pilot / Gaje / Ohm / Freckle- Reverse / Annihilus / My Heart to Fear p.m., $22.25 3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
tone / Ramses / Emcee: Diesis-I: April / Terror in The Sky / Masons: April 10, Herman’s Hermits: July 22, 8 p.m., SHERMAN THEATER Phone: 215.LOVE.222
22, 8 p.m., $10, 18+ 4 p.m., $12 Advance, $15 Day of Show $35.75-$40.75 524 Main St., Stroudsburg TV On The Radio / Celebration / Sat-
Weight of the Crown / The Greenery / Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman- urn Never Sleeps: April 8, 8:30 p.m.
Terrible Minds / Dead And Dreaming / theater.com Badfish (Sublime Tribute): April 9,
ELEANOR RIGBY’S Blackwater / The Teeth: April 19, 6 POCONOTES LLC Mike Posner: April 7, 8 p.m., $22 8:30 p.m.
603 Route 6, Jermyn p.m., $10 Tickets: 570.941.0411 adults, $10 ESU students (on campus Rockin’ Docs: April 10, 1:30 p.m.
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys Mother of Mercy / Agitator / Sawed 888.800.POCO only) Iron & Wine / The Low Anthem: April
The Bouncing Souls: April 1, 7:30 p.m. Off / Jabberjaw / Ghostwalk / Moths: www.poconotes.com Scott Stapp: April 15, 8 p.m., $30-$48 21, 8:30 p.m.
The Word Alive / Upon A Burning April 29, 6:30 p.m., $10 Joe Crookston / Billy Rogan: April 16, The Disco Biscuits: April 15, $15 adults, Bayside: April 23, 6:30 p.m.
Body: April 2, 5:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m., St. Mary’s Center (310 Mifflin $5 students Atmosphere / Blueprint: April 24, 8
Rad Bromance: April 9, 6:30 p.m. Ave., Scranton). Meet and greet Taking Back Sunday / Circa Survive: p.m.
Lionheart / Legend / Monsters: April MAUCH CHUNK OPERA follows show. $20 advance, $25 at April 28, $30 Coheed and Cambria: April 26, 8 p.m.
13, 5 p.m. door. Tickets available via phone, Praise The Roof (Benefit for Monroe Brand New: April 27, 8 p.m.
Punchline: April 15, 6:30 p.m. HOUSE website and at St. Mary’s Center. County Habitat For Humanity): April Rusko: April 29, 8:30 p.m.
Hundredth / Venia / Counterparts / 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 30, 6 p.m., $10
Knuckle Up!: April 17, 5:30 p.m. 570.325.0249, www.jtams.net Southside Johnny & The Asbury
BADFISH (Sublime Tribute): April 21, 6 John Oats: April 8, $35 RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE Jukes: May 7, 8 p.m., $28-$38 THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA
p.m. Willy Porter: April 9, $23 665 N. River St., Plains Blackmore’s Night: May 14, 8 p.m., $36 334 South St., Philadelphia
Breathe Carolina: April 25, 6 p.m. Brosky & Meyer / Sarah Ayers Band: Phone: 570.822.2992 Dark Star Orchestra: May 17, 8 p.m., Phone: 215.922.1011
Sam Adams: April 27, 8 p.m. April 15, $15 Sisterhood of Song: March 31 $27 advance, $29 day of The Raveonettes / Tamaryn: March
Gallagher: May 7, 8 p.m. Citizens Band Radio: April 16, $18 Strfkr / Casiokids / Eww Yaboo: April 1, Tower of Power: May 19, 8 p.m., $35- 30, 9 p.m.
Hit the Lights / YMAEWK: May 8, 6 p.m. Philly Funk Authority: April 29, $18 $8, 21+ $45 Warpaint / PVT / Family Band: April 1, 9
Kill The Coward: May 14, 6 p.m. Childhood’s End (Pink Floyd tribute): The Best: April 2 Kenny Vance & The Planotones: May p.m.
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The Queers: May 25, 6:30 p.m. April 30, $23 Indobox: April 8 21, 8 p.m., $35-$45 Civil Twilight / A Silent Film / The
Chris Hillman / Herb Pedersen: May 1, Boris Garcia / Tim Carbone: April 9 Electric Hot Tuna: June 2, 8 p.m., $35 Rassle: April 2, 8 p.m.
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
p.m. Rush: April 8, 7:30 p.m. 7th Ave., New York, NY
On Display: April 2, 7 p.m. Jeff Foxworthy / Bill Engvall / Larry Phone: 212.465.MSG1
Pu**y Fa**ot: April 6, 7 p.m. the Cable Guy: April 15, 8 p.m. Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks: through
Patrick Stump: April 8, 7 p.m. April 6, 7:30 p.m.
Black Lips: April 9, 8 p.m. The Strokes: April 1, 8 p.m.
Accept: April 14, 7 p.m. LCD Soundsystem: April 2, 8 p.m.
Symphony X: April 21, 7 p.m. WHITAKER CENTER Juanes: April 8, 8 p.m.
The 74s / the Difference: April 22, 222 Market St., Harrisburg Rush: April 10, 8 p.m.
6:30 p.m. Phone: 717.214.ARTS
Sepultura: April 24, 5:30 p.m. Tower of Power / Average White
Scala / Kolacny Brothers: April 26, 7 Band: April 17, 7:30 p.m.
p.m. RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
Balkan Beat Box: April 28, 7 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY 1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Down: April 29, 7 p.m. ∝ Phone: 212.307.717
Explosions In The Sky: April 6, 8 p.m.
The Good, The Bad & The Argyle BEACON THEATER Charlie Sheen: April 8-10, 8 p.m.
New Jersey punk rockers The Bouncing Souls will perform SUSQUEHANNA BANK 2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Yanni: April 9, 8 p.m.
at Eleanor Rigby’s (603 Route 6, Jermyn) Friday, April 1 at Phone: 212.496.7070 TV on the Radio: April 13, 8 p.m.
7:30 p.m. Formed in 1987, The Bouncing Souls released its CENTER James Blunt: April 12, 8 p.m.
eighth album, “Ghosts on the Boardwalk,” in January. 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ.
Phone: 609.365.1300 ROSELAND BALLROOM
Tickets are $16-$18. Also on the bill of this all-ages show is Thirty Seconds To Mars: April 30, 8 239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
The Menzingers, Dirty Tactics and The Great Explainer. p.m. BETHEL WOODS CENTER Phone: 212.777.6800
Visit myspace.com/eleanorrigbys for more info or to buy Bethel NY Steve Aoki: April 9, 9 p.m.
tickets. www.bethelwoodscenter.org Ke$ha: April 13, 8 p.m.
WELLS FARGO Dave Mason: April 15, 8 p.m. Big Audio Dynamite: April 19, 8 p.m.
Marsha Ambrosius / Melanie Fiona: Chris Cornell: April 10, 8 p.m. (WACHOVIA) CENTER
April 4, 9 p.m. Tower of Power / Average White Broad St., Philadelphia BROOME COUNTY ARENA THE THEATRE AT MSG
Zed’s Ded: April 7, 8 p.m. Band: April 15-16, 8 p.m. Phone: 215.336.3600 1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY 7th Ave., New York, NY
Conspirator / Younger Brother: April Cake: April 17-18, 8 p.m. Rod Stewart / Stevie Nicks: April 5, Phone: 670.778.6626 Phone: 212.465.MSG1
8, 9 p.m. “Jesus Christ Superstar:” April 21-23, 7:30 p.m. Keith Sweat: April 1, 8 p.m. April Fools Comedy Show: April 1, 8
Collie Buddz / New Kingston/ Los TIMES VARY Newsboys: April 10, 7 p.m. p.m.
Rakas / DJ Kenny: April 9, 8:30 p.m. Dennis Miller: April 28, 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA BeBe & CeCe Winans / Mary Mary:
KT Tunstall / Jesse Ruben: April 10, 8 Asia: April 29, 8 p.m. April 9, 8 p.m.
p.m. Max & Ruby: April 30, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m. HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM Raphael: April 10, 7 p.m.
Hollywood Undead / 10 Years / Drive BRYCE JORDAN CENTER 311 W. 34th St, New York, NY.
A: April 12, 7 p.m. Penn State University, State College, Phone: 212.279.7740
The Go! Team / Dom: April 14, 8 p.m. TOWER THEATER Pa. Diddy Dirty Money: April 22, 7 p.m. BOARDWALK HALL
The Mountain Goats / Megafaun: April 69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 814.865.5555 Stone Sour / Theory of a Deadman: Atlantic City, NJ
15, 9 p.m. Phone: 610.352.2887 Lil’ Wayne: March 30, 7 p.m. April 29, 6 p.m. Phone: 609.348.7803
Black Veil Brides: April 16 BeBe and CeCe Winans / Mary Mary: Bob Seger: April 16, 8 p.m.
Soulive / Nigel Hall: April 22, 9 p.m. April 8, 6 p.m.
The Kills / Cold Cave / The Entrance Bill Burr: April 9, 8 p.m. CROCODILE ROCK THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
Band: April 27, 8 p.m. Imagination Movers: April 10, times 520 Hamilton St, Allentown BORGATA HOTEL AND
Further Seems Forever: April 28, 7:30 vary Phone: 610.434.460 PLAZA
p.m. James Blunt / Christina Perri: April Kicking Daisies: April 2, 6 p.m. 17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. CASINO
Of Montreal / Painted Palms: April 29, 23, 8 p.m. Senses Fail: April 8, 6:30 p.m. Phone: 212.777.6800 Atlantic City, NJ
9 p.m. Steve Miller Band / Gregg Allman The Dirty Heads / New Politics: April Mimosa: March 31, 8 p.m. Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA
Band: April 26, 8 p.m. 12, 6:30 p.m. Amos Lee: April 1-2, 7 p.m. Billy Gardell: April 1-2, 9 p.m.
Neil Young: April 30-May 1, 8 p.m. Jonathan Tyler & the Northern Marsha Ambrosius / Melanie Fiona: David Guetta: April 2, 10 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER Stone Temple Pilots / Rose Hill Drive: Lights: April 13, 7 p.m. April 5, 7 p.m. Yanni: April 8, 8 p.m.
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside, May 5, 8 p.m. Molotov Solution / Burning the Mass- Toad the Wet Sprocket: April 7, 7 p.m. Don Rickles: April 8-9, 9 p.m.
Pa. es / Destruction of a Rose: April 14, 5 House of Pain: April 8, 7 p.m. Kaskade: April 11, 10 p.m.
Phone: 215.572.7650 p.m. Hollywood Undead / 10 Years / Drive Chris Cornell: April 15, 9 p.m.
The Johnny Clegg Band: April 1, 8 p.m. TROCADERO Sandlot Heroes: April 15, 5:30 p.m. A: April 9, 6 p.m. Ricky Martin: April 15, 9 p.m. W
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construction of these quests that sorrow allow him to bridge the
ollowing the visual of this to pass. For Baby Doll, ticking, the young girl decides leave the viewer marveling at gap from pure video game to
feasts of “300” and however, the nightmare is only to fight. what is unfolding before them. film magic, and this is what
“Watchmen,” director beginning. The film’s major marketing From the trenches of World War differentiates his work from
Zack Snyder helms Brattleboro Asylum houses campaign centers on Baby Doll I, to a train ride straight out of trivial straight-to-DVD amateur
his first original work, “Sucker true predators. The problem and the four lovely young ladies Stephen King’s “Dark Tower” nonsense.
Punch,” about a young girl for those incarcerated is that she meets once locked inside the landscape, Snyder takes the A staggering achievement
fighting to escape the madness the predators are staff. As truly ominous facility. Abbie Cornish, average anxiety filled thriller and a true work of art, “Sucker
that has become her life. disturbed and as ugly a human Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and hides it at the gooey center Punch” is a ride created for
Utilizing his trademark being as one can imagine, and Jamie Chung account for of some of the most amazing the big screen, and that is
musical segments, stylized Blue Jones (Oscar Isaac) is the other 4/5 of the eye candy visual candy every brought to how it should be enjoyed. A
violence and flair for the green the head orderly and a very putting fanboys, and girls, in life. The combat choreography brilliant cast overflowing with
screen, Snyder introduces us to ambitious individual. Isaac the seats. There is no shortage is nothing new, but the package veteran talent — and the hottest
Baby Doll (Emily Browning). is able to capture the wormy of Japanese anime inspired surrounding it, and the five newcomers — is put through
Snyder opens the film by aspects of Jones quite easily dress, disaffected slow-motion ladies doling it out, are as their paces by one of the
taking the viewer through the and is uncomfortably believable strutting or sexually charged far from yesterday’s news as most talented young directors
nightmare of the young woman during his many misogynistic shoot-em up action once the Charlie Sheen is from reality. working today. Together they
losing her mother and sister and interactions with the girls, “his furious five decide that they will The film does walk a fine line. present a truly entertaining piece
being thrown into an asylum. It girls.” Baby Doll’s step-father join Baby Doll in attempting to Artistic visions can become of cinema that will not only
is her monster of a step-father gives Jones a monetary donation escape from Brattleboro. lost, but Snyder’s colorization satisfy, but will undoubtedly
(Gerard Plunkett), enraged that in exchange for assurances that What follows is nothing short of a black-and-white plot is leave you feeling just as the title
he was cut out of the mother’s she will not be a bother for very of magic. Scott Glenn’s Wise at the very least mesmerizing suggests.
lucrative will, that brought all much longer. With the clock Man offers his sage advice to and should be appreciated as
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people has real emotion in it.
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And if there’s one thing pop star “Throwback” section: Paramore
Shontelle Layne does not lack, is returning to the Vans Warped
Michael Johns of "American Idol" with Sherry it’s real emotion in her songs. For
Polachek of NEPA at Mount Airy Casino Resort
in Mount Pocono Sept. 4, 2010.
Cars example, there was an actual guy
and a “T-Shirt” which inspired
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Hayley Williams and compa-
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track during an interview on
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took me over two days to record ing members, Zac and Josh
CD Reviews it because the producer was like,
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Farro, would be departing. State-
ments have been exchanged
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so much we can’t even under- ers and the remaining members
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Layne took the rest of the day Williams. Despite the tumultuous
times, Williams told MTV News
off and ordered room service
before hopping back in to the earlier this year that not only will
studio. Martin Hansen produced Paramore stay together, but the
Video Games the power ballad, which is a
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2011.
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Dickson City store is Green Living you doing? No one is gonna get
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The art of the Jim Thorpe Burlesque Festival up some more with “The
burlesque performers com
and the “Crystal Corset A
perform, not give away all of her secrets. It’s the and performed on stages across the country. Chicago’s Red Hot Annie
By Marie Burrell fine art of curiosity, of show a little but don’t tell “We have an authentic Victorian background feature performers such a
Weekender Intern a lot. And as she turns to walk off of the stage, here,” she said. “Our downtown has changed Handful and Wham Bam
I
she flashes a quick smile and winks, leaving the very little since 1915, thereabouts. For such a Annie, executive prod
t’s all about the tease — she knows it, you small town, we have a really supportive, really
audience wanting more. Productions, said she wil
know it. The beat of the music thumps in active artistic community. It just seems natural.”
Sometimes, what the audience wants, the numbers at the show, one
the background, but you are both lost in Au Buchon said that many people are under
audience gets. burlesque, and the other a
the moment. For a brief second her eyes the misconception that burlesque is the same
Back for the second year, the Jim Thorpe But it’s not just the wo
lock on yours, whoever you are. She could be thing that people view at modern strip clubs.
Burlesque Festival, presented by Dragontown the events of the weeken
the girl next door, the shy one who was always However, burlesque, which originates from
Corsets, will be held from Friday, April on Saturday and Sunday,
self-conscious of her curvy body. She could be
1-Sunday, April 3. Featuring two main events,
the mother with two grown kids out of college,
the “Fundraiser Gala” and “The Big Reveal,” “It’s really important to me that we don’t use any
wondering if the lights will show how time has
both held at the Mauch Chunk Opera House,
tried to wreck havoc on her once flawless skin.
the festival also includes a wide variety of and everything is done in good taste because
But she’s beautiful, sexy, powerful. She’s there to
classes, lectures and workshops, as well as the really easy to push the envelope in all the wron
“Burlesque Bazaar,” all held at Jim Thorpe’s Brooke Au Buchon of Jim Thorpe Burlesque Ltd.
Memorial Hall.
Brooke Au Buchon, executive producer will be in full swing at Ji
Victorian-era Britain, actually focuses more
of Jim Thorpe Burlesque Ltd. and owner of Hall. Vendors such as Bu
on the performance itself and the talent that is
Dragontown Corsets, said that she is pleased Stitch Me Happy and A G
brought to the stage, though it does involve the
to be able to bring the festival back to the will be selling their ware
art of the striptease.
area, which had been a major stop on the with the opportunity to d
And it’s just a tease.
vaudeville circuit for big names like burlesque on their own.
“Our performers have actually a pretty strict
Mae West, Red Skelton and the Also on site will be lo
series of burlesque etiquette rules to follow,” Au
Dorsey Brothers as they traveled Lorna Doone of Lornogr
Buchon said. “I host the show myself as a way to
quality control what comes across the stage. It’s “This will be the first
really important to me that we don’t use any foul open shoot,” she said. “I
language, and everything is done in good taste group of models that I wo
because I feel that it’s really easy to push the But the response for th
envelope in all the wrong directions.” a success, and the appoin
As Madame Corsetiere, Au Buchon brings all filled.
to the audience a variety of performers ranging The festival would no
from professionals in the field to local talent new the various classes that w
to the scene. She said she wants to give all of who pre-registered on the
these women a place to shine, regardless of age, With everything from the
body-type or appearance. glove peels, rhinestone ap
‘WE COME TO MAKE YOUR to show-stopping dance m
and lectures will be prese
SPIRITS RISE’
T
his year’s festival opens with themselves.
the “Fundraiser Gala,” a night of Overall, this year’s fes
entertainment featuring performers such as with a variety of quality e
Jacqueline Hyde, Sizzle Dizzle, Venus Mantrap “You don’t have to be
and Bunny Bedford. The proceeds from the gala wife, you don’t have to b
will go towards restoring and preserving the husband or your boyfrien
Mauch Chunk Opera House. “It’s perfect for guy’s nig
Hyde, who performed in last year’s festival girl’s night out. It’s date n
and will be traveling once again from Seattle without any consequence
to headline Friday’s show, said Jim Thorpe
provides performers with a unique opportunity to
be on a stage in front of an appreciate crowd that Jim Thorpe Burl
doesn’t see shows like this every day. Fri., April 1-S
“Being able to present something that’s fun
and entertaining, or provides a little intrigue
Mauch Chunk
to their life, that’s the point to performing (14 W. Broadway
burlesque,” she said. “It is a magical event Memorial Hall (101 E.
highlighting the best of the best. There is
something for everyone, and we come to make
Tickets: “Fundra
your spirits rise. “The Big Re
She also said she plans to contribute more to Classes $10-$20 pre
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‘Wrong Nail,’ Lorna Doone’s the burlesque scene in the Jim Thorpe area in the
self-portrait. For info or complete sch
near future by opening a school of burlesque and
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f teasing, Au Buchon
ing special about the Red Hot Annie, right, will
headline ‘The Big Reveal’
hing happening at Saturday night.
be a Mauch Chunk
said. “But I can’t tell
absolutely sworn to
e entertainment heats
e Big Reveal,” where
mpete for cash prizes
Award.” Headlined by
e, the show will also
as Deb O’Naire, Mourna
Tantalizing tidbits
m Pam.
ducer of Vaudezilla
ll be performing two
e a throwback to classic
a more modern piece.
omen on stage that drive
d. Throughout the day
the “Burlesque Bazaar”
foul language,
I feel that it’s
W
ng directions.” hile burlesque focuses
on teasing the mind
1. The Burlesque Hall of Fame is
located in Las Vegas and features
of viewers, making
im Thorpe’s Memorial such performers as Jennie Lee,
unny Made Studios, them curious about what is left
Bettie Page, Mae West and Jayne
Ghoul’s Best Friend hidden, the history of this form of
Mansfield.
es, providing customers entertainment is less focused on
delve into the world of keeping secrets. Jacqueline Hyde, 2. Toupee tape, spirit gum and
who will be giving the lecture on liquid latex are your best friends.
ocal pin-up photographer
the history of burlesque at the Jim
raphy.
time I’m offering an Thorpe Burlesque Festival, said 3. Burlesque etiquette dictates that
generally have a core that it was originated in Victorian- you never spread your legs to the
ork with.” era Britain and was introduced in audience, clothed or unclothed.
he photo shoot has been
ntment slots are nearly
America by Lydia Thompson in
1868. Here, it became connected
4. Pasties are not edible.
ot be complete without with vaudeville entertainment and 5. Make sure that you have a lint
will be available to those later incorporated female dancers brush for glitter, it gets everywhere.
e festival’s website. performing modest stripteases as
e basics of burlesque to a way to entice people to come 6. Rhinestones will be found
pplication techniques everywhere — in your car, in your
moves, these classes to shows in a time when motion
pictures began dominating the carpet, in your bathroom.
ented by the performers
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Call 800.424.6724 or visit www.can- tainment, raffles, auctions. Call thouse. Free, seating limited, reser- www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar • The Cactus Jack Band: April 9, 9
cernepa.org. 341.9474 or e-mail raceforwish- vations required. of events: p.m.-1 a.m., doors 8 p.m., $8, 21+. Buy
es@comcast.net for info or to RSVP. ❏ Kids Classes: cup for $10 to drink all night. Pro-
American Lung Association Wyoming Valley Children’s • Quilting: Wed., through March 30, ceeds benefit fire co.
• Complimentary luncheon for Pianist Simone Dinnerstein Association (570.288.4350) 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Learn
“Fight for Air Walk:” April 14, noon-1 benefit concert April 16, 7 p.m., • 5K Run and Kids Fun Run: April 27, traditional quilting techniques to Jim Thorpe events:
p.m., Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs Scranton High School (63 Mike Mun- 6 p.m. Race begins at River Com- create quilt with double pinwheel ❏ 2011 Jim Thorpe Burlesque Festival
(1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.) free and chak Way, Scranton). Free and open mons Millennium Circle and runs pattern. April 1-3 (www.JimThorpeBurles-
open to public. Participants will be to the public, donations accepted at through Kirby Park. Post-race bash • Mixed Media Preschool Art: April 2, que.org)
instructed on how to start a team, door, all proceeds benefit music and happy hour Rodano’s on Public 10-10:45 a.m.; Mommy & Me: April 1, • The Fundraiser Gala: April 1, 7-8
raise funds and how to have a suc- programs in Scranton School District. Square, Wilkes-Barre for race partici- 12:30-1:15 p.m.; Ages 6-12: April 1, 4-5:30 p.m., at Mauch Chunk Opera House
cessful team in the walk. Call 570.650.7677 for info. pants, supporters and friends of p.m. Create pottery, paintings, more. (14 W. Broadway). Burlesque show
WVCA from 7-9 p.m. Call to register. headlined by Seattle’s Jacqueline
Benefit pasta dinner April 9, 1-6 Praise The Roof, a Battle-of- ❏ Intergenerational Classes: Hyde, proceeds benefit preservation/
p.m. at FOP Lodge No. 36 (200 E. the-Church-Bands Benefit Zumbathon for Heart Dis- • Quilting, ages 13+: Wed., through renovation of MCOH.
Division St., Wilkes-Barre). $8 adults, for Monroe County Habitat ease April 2, noon-3 p.m., Jaya March 30, 6-7:30 p.m. $6/class. Learn • The Big Reveal: April 2, 7-8 p.m.,
$5 kids 10, includes dinner, dessert, For Humanity April 30, 6 p.m. at Yoga (320 South State St. Clarks traditional quilting techniques while MCOH (14 W. Broadway). Burlesque
beverage, DJ and band, basket The Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Summit). $10 at door, free class cards creating classic “snail’s tails” quilt. show headlined by Chicago’s Red Hot
auction, more. Proceeds benefit Stroudsburg). $10. and prizes. Call 570.479.1000 for info. ❏ Adult Classes: Annie. A competitive performance
Missy Garbush Schneikart, who is • Sign Language for Beginners: with $1,000 first prize and Crystal
battling breast cancer. Call “Puttin’ on the Pink,” a gala Thurs., April 7, 21, May 12, 26, 6:30- Corset Award by Dragontown Cor-
570.371.8985 for info. to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of EVENTS 7:30 p.m., 16+. $60. sets.
the NEPA Affiliate of Susan G. Komen • Sign Language Level 1: Thurs. April • The Burlesque Bazaar & Burlesque
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Celebrity Bartending to for the Cure, April 2 at Mohegan Sun Annual Spring Craft Show 7, 21, May 12, 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m., $50. Classes: April 2-3, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at
celebrate National Humor at Pocono Downs. Guests encouraged April 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Dallas High • Basketry, Natural Windowsill
Month April 14, 5-7 p.m., Angelo to wear pink attire to this black-tie School Gym (2000 Conyngham Ave., Basket: April 2, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., ages SEE AGENDA, PAGE 48
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'Ave Q's'
“Townie: A Memoir” moving away from and back to and the bawdy and brutally
By Andre Dubus III the area that so shaped his char- honest, “The Internet Is For
WWWWW acter), the author follows, with- Porn.” Sure, some of the
lessons on life
out predilection, in his father’s laughs came out of trashy
A T
utobiographies and mem- selves, but they quickly fizzle he play started with puppeteers and comedians, too. not only allowed audiences to
oirs are all too often when it becomes apparent that several of its main char- Still, it was the play itself, poke fun at some serious is-
“rags-to-riches” fairy tales Dubus is only looking to express acters arguing over its content and construction, sues — such as race, sexual
that are all glory and no guts. the inward sadness and frustra- whose life sucked the worst. that shone most brightly. identity and the search for the
Whether it’s because of a fear of tion he feels as a result of his The fact that many of those Bright-eyed Princeton, upon meaning of life — but also
judgment or an inability to get upbringing. Writing, instead, characters were brightly colored the discovery that his B.A. in helped contrast the whimsy of
intimate, some authors penning becomes a positive outlet for that and covered in fur was irrele- English was borderline useless youth with the anxieties of
personal confessions focus on anger, and with each turning vant. In the world of “Avenue in the real world, began search- adulthood. It even managed to
the plateau of fame rather than page, the reader sees a change in Q,” the Tony Award-winning ing for his purpose in life. inject some of the former into
the rise to it, favoring a shiny the once fragile and fearful musical that entertained audi- What he found instead was the the latter.
misrepresentation of the past child. And as the author grows ences at Wilkes-Barre’s F.M. friendship of his misfit neigh- Playing out like a grimy,
over the gritty details of the and develops, so, too, does his Kirby Center Tuesday, March bors, whose ranks included urban reject version of “Se-
truth. In Andre Dubus III’s relationship with his father. 22, flesh-and-blood human both slackers and sluts, as well same Street,” “Avenue Q” of-
“Townie: A Memoir,” however, From almost beginning to end, beings coexisted alongside as closeted Republicans and fered its audience a worldview
the author shows boldness when “Townie” is brimming with fluff-and-felt puppets. Yet life Asian-American massage ther- perhaps best described by the
it comes to baring it all in the graphic violence. But in a curi- was not like the sunny days apists. Also, Gary Coleman. almost oxymoronic phrase
name of literary integrity, and it’s ous way, Dubus manages to enjoyed by the residents of Those looking for the key “cynical optimism.” Like the
a risk that lends him a level of convey it in such a matter-of-fact “Sesame Street.” themes of “Avenue Q” could educational kids’ show it lov-
authenticity not often witnessed tone, that it goes from being Kate couldn’t find a man. find them aptly embodied in ingly lampooned, it made sure
in autobiographical history. potentially offensive to being just Nicky couldn’t find a job. the downward-oriented career to leave behind words of wis-
One of four children of a part of the tapestry of his story. Then there was Lucy, who trajectory of the late Coleman. dom for one to live by. The
failed marriage, Dubus was It is in this skillful and elegant ended up decapitated by a Once so full of potential, he only difference was that these
raised primarily by his hard- storytelling that one can see why penny thrown from the top of was ultimately reduced to be- life lessons were more suited
working mother in a Massachu- he picked up that first paper and the Empire State Building. ing the butt of innumerable for adults than children.
setts mill town in the 1970s. His pencil to begin with. Geeze. Bert and Ernie never pop culture punchlines. After Life sucks. There’s bills to
father, a prestigious writer and From the father/son relation- had it this rough. “Diff’rent Strokes” came a lot pay and drama to put up with,
professor with a thing for young- ship that is at the heart of many Telling the story of Prince- struggling and scraping. and very seldom does every-
er women, was not often present of his internal conflicts to the ton, a recent college graduate Similarly, Princeton finds life thing go as planned. But, ac-
for those all-too-important for- blunt way he describes his part searching for meaning while after college to be much harder cording to “Avenue Q,” that’s
mative years of his children’s in varying degrees of physical trying to make ends meet liv- and harsher than the cheery OK. You just have to take it
lives. While “Townie” flashes brutality, Dubus is completely ing in a squalid apartment promises of Saturday-morning one day at a time. Everything
back and forth through his brief fearless in his honesty, and, in building on the outer fringes television programs assured is only temporary, and that
history, it is in Dubus’s youth “Townie,” his examination of of New York City, “Avenue Q” him it would be. goes equally for the good
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that the story really begins, in parental, sibling and inner rela- proved itself to be a char- Admittedly, “Avenue Q’s” (love, youth) and the bad
neighborhoods so fraught with tionships is laid out in effortless mingly quirky combination of core storyline may have been (emotional turmoil, Glenn
violence and drugs, there was a prose. coming-of-age existentialism somewhat generic (“Boy meets Beck). W
theater listings Green piece
spring clean
reservations: 570.342.9707, www.ac- 570.823.1875, www.ltwb.org) adults.
torscircle.org) • “A Midsummer Night’s Dream:” • “Peter Pan:” May 6-15.
• “Dial M for Murder:” April 1-3, May 14-15, 20-22.
Fri./Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. $12 GA,
$10 seniors, $8 students. Preview
SCRANTON CULTURAL
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March 24, 8 p.m., $8 GA/seniors, $6 ith spring here and
students. MISERICORDIA CENTER
• “Heaven Can Wait:” May 13-15, UNIVERSITY PLAYERS ❏ Broadway Theatre League of
the long dark winter
finally drifting be-
There is nothing
20-22. The unlikely story of a boxer (Lemmond Theater at Walsh Hall, NEPA presents: hind us, it’s time for a fresh better then the
taken to heaven before his time 570.674.6400, www.misercorida.edu/ • “Monty Python’s Spamalot:” April start. Most of us see spring
who comes back as a murdered theartsandmore) 8-10, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., as an opportunity to start fresh scent of
banker. • “The Drowsy Chaperone:” April
7-9, 8 p.m., $5 adults, $3 seniors/
sun., 1 & 6 p.m., $37-$59.
• Mammoth Follies puppet show:
new, whether it’s rigorous
house cleaning, major yard
laundry dried
students. May 13, 10 a.m., $7 work or adding in an exercise outdoors, plus you
BAPTIST BIBLE COLLEGE routine, spring is the perfect
(538 Venard Road, Clarks Summit, time to make a change. It’s a will be cutting back
570.585.9000) MUSIC BOX PLAYERS SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE time of year to get rid of the on your energy bill.
• “A Midnight-Dreary: Tales from (570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplay- old and welcome the new.
Edgar Allan Poe:” March 31-April house.com) One of the first things I do
2. • “Love, Sex, and the I.R.S.:” April every spring is organize my
8-17, Fri./Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. apartment. By organizing from kitchen floors to carpet
$18 adults, $15 seniors. your belongings, you are stains.
ELECTRIC THEATRE simply seeing what you have It’s important to aim for a
Studio 411 that you can recycle and re- no-waste clean-up system. No
COMPANY (411 Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant, use. Go through clothes, matter how eco-friendly your
(326 Spruce St., 2nd Floor, Scran- 570.589.7700) magazines, books, furniture cleaning supplies are, it truly
ton, www.electrictheatre.org, • Moliere’s “Tartuffe:” April 8-9, and whatever else you might will not matter if you are
570.558.1515) 15-16, 7 p.m., April 10, 2 p.m. Present- have a mass amount of and using a roll of paper towels
• Monday Night on Broadway III: ed by Three Witches Productions. separate them into three just to clean one bathroom.
Celebrating Sondheim: April 4, piles. Think about trading in your
7:30 p.m. 20 Broadway performers (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: The first pile will be to paper towels for reusable
offer tribute to Sondheim’s lyrics 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or THE UNIVERSITY OF donate; these can be items micro fiber cloths or sponges,
and music. $50 GA, $45 seniors/ www.musicbox.org) like clothing, toys and house- and instead of a Swiffer
students, post-show party, free. • “Pinocchio:” April 1, 6 p.m., April SCRANTON hold goods. By donating be- sweeper, just use a real
Proceeds benefit ETC. 2, 1 & 5 p.m., April 3, 1 p.m. School- (Royal Theatre of the McDade longings you never use, you broom.
day shows: April 4, 6, 8, 10 a.m. & Center for Literary and Performing are reducing build up in your One of my favorite things
12:30 p.m. $10, includes McDonald’s Arts) home and preventing messes about spring is being able to
KING’S COLLEGE Fun Meal. • “Rent:” April 14-17, 8 p.m., $5-$10. from piling up. The second hang dry laundry. There is
Auditions for “The Wedding Singer:” • The Taiwan Bangzi Opera “Bond” pile will be for recycling. It’s nothing better then the fresh
THEATRE: April 4-5, 7 p.m. All roles are open adaptation of Shakespeare’s “The important to recycle whatever scent of laundry dried out-
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., to men/women 16+, bring sheet Merchant of Venice:” April 15, 7:30 you can. Any old newspapers, doors, plus you will be cut-
Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5825) music of choice, accompanist pro- p.m., free to public, reservations glass, magazines, cardboard ting back on your energy bill.
• Kenneth Pickering’s adaptation vided. Will be asked to read from required. “Bond” will feature 40 or plastic can go in this pile. Here’s another great tip…
of Chaucer’s “Some Canterbury script. Performance dates in May. performers and a live orchestra. The third pile will be the and it might even be the eas-
Tales:” April 13-16. $10 GA, $5 stu- • “The Wedding Singer:” May 6-8, Call 570.344.1111 for info. “makeover” pile. This will be iest one of all. We all love
dents/seniors. 12-15, 19-22. a smaller pile and will come throwing open the windows
• Evening of One Act Plays: April in handy later when you are on the first warm day of the
26-28, 7:30 p.m., Students direct, WILKES UNIVERSITY feeling crafty. Anything you year, so why not keep the
produce and perform one-act plays. OLD BRICK THEATRE have that you can creatively windows open a little longer
$1. (Rear 126 Market St., Scranton, THEATRE update can go into this pile. this year and try avoiding the
• Brown Bag Theatre Series: April 570.344.3656) (84 West South Street, Wilkes-Barre, Now that the clutter is air conditioner as much as
27, 29, 12:10 p.m., April 28, 12:40 p.m. • The Jason Miller Playwrights’ 570.408.4540) cleared up, it’s time to get to possible.
Features one-act plays. Free. Project’s reading of John O’Hara’s • “A Mid-Summer Nights Dream:” work on the actual cleaning. If you’re looking for some
“The Champagne Pool:” April 14, 7 April 7-9, 8 p.m., April 10, 2 p.m., $15 Try using vegetable-based household cleaning products
p.m. Free-will donation, refresh- GA, $10 Wilkes students, $5 non- cleaning products instead of that are eco-friendly, I sug-
THE LIMELIGHT PLAYERS ments served. Call or visit scran- Wilkes students/seniors. harsh chemical cleaners. For gest you simply read the la-
(570.814.6790) tonpublictheatre@live.com. example, switch to a vegeta- bels. Look for warnings on
• 8-Week Musical Theatre Work- ble-based dishwashing de- the labels and avoid anything
shop: Focuses on solo-singing, WYOMING AREA tergent and help save oil (tra- that has the words “danger,”
dance, scene-writing and confidence THE PHOENIX ditional dish detergent is “poison” or “toxic” printed
building. Call Miss Kim or e-mail PERFORMING ARTS SECONDARY CENTER made from petroleum). Vine- on it. The least we can do is
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StarlitSheen19@aol.com for info. • “Annie:” April 8-9, 7 p.m., April gar is another natural clean- live consciously in the most
Classes start soon, space limited to CENTER 10, 2 p.m. $10 adults, $5 students. ing product that can be used important environment to us,
first-come, first serve. (409-411 Main St., Duryea, W to clean just about anything, our homes! W
dish
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
timesleaderautos.com
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
North America. With more than
20,000 members spanning 225
chapters nationwide, ACF is the
culinary leader in offering edu-
cational resources, training,
apprenticeship and programmat-
ic accreditation. In addition,
ACF operates the most compre-
hensive certification program
for chefs in the United States.
For more information, visit
www.acfchefs.org.
A ‘FINE’ FUNDRAISER
An Evening of Fine Food &
Wine, the largest annual fun-
draiser for the Scranton Cul-
BIAGIO DENTE tural Center (420 N. Washing-
A TOP CHEF ton Ave., Scranton), will be held
Biagio Dente, a retired chef Sunday, April 3 at 5:30 p.m.
from Pittston, has received the The evening
American Culinary Feder- begins in the
Find the car ation’s Northeast Region Her-
mann G. Rusch Chef’s
Grand Ballroom
with a variety of
you want Achievement Award at the appetizers pro-
vided by Angelo
in your own organization’s Northeast Re-
gional Conference held in Co- Bistocchi’s,
backyard. lumbus, Ohio, last week. Dente Bazil Ristorante
Italiano, Con-
operated Dente’s Catering
service for more than 40 years stantino’s,
before he retired and passed the Cooper’s Sea-
business on to his son, Blaise. food House,
The Hermann G. Rusch State Street
Chef’s Achievement Award Grill and Rustic
recognizes a chef who has gen- Kitchen. Guests
erously shared his/her knowl- will travel
edge with others throughout the through the SCC
years and continues to be a and enjoy en-
source of information and guid- trées prepared by
ance for other culinarians. As Carmen’s at the
this year’s Northeast Region Radisson, Fire
recipient, Dente is a candidate and Ice on Toby
to receive the national 2011 Creek, Hilton Scranton and
Hermann G. Rusch Chef’s Conference Center, Patsel’s
Achievement Award that will and The French Manor; there
LACEY
be presented at the 2011 ACF will also be complementary
National Convention in Dallas wine. The evening concludes
July 22-26. with desserts and coffee provid-
“Hermann was a friend of ed by Accentuate Catering,
TOY FOX TERRIER/JACK RUSSELL MIX mine, and I am humbled and Bella Faccias Personalized
eternally grateful for this Chocolates, Epicurean Delight,
Owner: award,” Dente, who has been
cooking since he was 10, said in
igourment.com, Truly
Scrumptious, Zummo’s Café
Linda Wagner, Dallas a press release. “Years ago, and Electric City Roasting
Company.
when I was a young chef, sever-
al of us, including Hermann, Tickets are $85 per person
and $100 per patron and are
Enter your pet for Weekender’s would meet in Pittsburgh to go
available via the box office or
to ACF’s national conventions. I
PET OF THE WEEK really looked up to him. Some- by calling 570.344.1111; An
one said it best at the awards Evening of Fine Food & Wine
by sending photo, pet’s name, breed ceremony, that ‘Hermann would is limited to 220 guests. Visit
if applicable, owner’s name and have been proud of you.’ This is www.scrantonculturalcenter.org
a very emotional honor for me.” for more info. W
hometown to: The American Culinary Fed-
weekender@theweekender.com eration, Inc., established in Send your food and drink
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42 Box 425, Nicholson, 570.687.1203) • Thursday Talks: Pets: April 7, 6 County:” April 14, 10 a.m., free and • Why Detox, How to Lose 9 lbs in 9
• 3rd Annual Gun Bash: April 16, 6-10 p.m., 4th floor. $6. open to public. days: April 12, 6 p.m., free dinner.
Memorial Hall (101 E. 10th St.) Bazaar p.m., donation $20, all-you-can-eat • Dinner at the Theatre: April 8, 6 Reservations required, seating limit-
open to public and features vendors pizza and wings + beverages, 21+. p.m., 2nd floor, $25, featuring cater- Pennsylvania’s Anthracite ed to 20 people. Call to reserve.
with jewelry, corsets, lingerie, more. Chance to win variety of guns, raf- ing by Larry Nicolais, Jr. Heritage Museum (McDade
Register for classes to learn dancing, fles, door prizes, and games. Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
costuming and more. • “Vineyards by the Viaduct:” May St. Michael’s Church (corner of www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
14, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., pre-sale tickets $15, Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, round, Monday-Saturday from 9 a.m. www.dancecontours.com)
The Junior League of Scran- all proceeds benefit NFD. Features 570.457.2875) to 5 p.m. and Sunday, 12 p.m. to 5 • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical,
ton arts, crafts and other vendors. • Pierogie sale: order by April 8, p.m. CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
• Cinderella’s Closet: April 14 at pick up April 12, 2-5 p.m., $5/dozen. • From the Ground Up: April 2, 9 • Children/teen classes in ballet,
Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Northern Tier Symphony Call Mary 586.2632, Sandra 457.9280 a.m.-12:30 p.m., $10/person, Regis- tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a
Washington Ave.). Event is to help all Orchestra (570.289.1090) or church hall 457.2875 to order. tration required, workshop on the funky form of dance developed by
high school girls have an opportunity • Inaugural Concert: April 9, 8 p.m., basics of the upcoming growing Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic
to go to the prom in a dress of their Tunkhannock Middle School (200 St. Michael’s Ukrainian Or- season. Jazz Technique with the styles of
choice. $10 admission. Drop off dates Franklin Ave., Tunkhannock). Featur- thodox Church (540 N. Main • Pancoast Mine Disaster 100 Anni- street dance and hip hop.
for donated dresses March 30, 6-8 ing several Juilliard graduates. Call Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) versary Remembrance: April 3, 2:30 • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m.; April 2, 9-11 a.m.; April 5, 6-9 p.m. for tickets/info. Meet the conductor • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., included in admission. Program p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
at The Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., reception before show, admission is p.m. consists of photos, books and docu- • Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Scranton). Visit www.juniorleagueof- $25 donation to NTS, features wine, ments, plus presentations.
scranton.org for info. beer and hors d’oeuvres. St. Peter’s Lutheran Church Downtown Dojo Karate A-
(100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown) Steamtown National Histor- cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
King’s College: (133 North River The Osterhout Free Library • Poppy seed & nut roll sale: $7.50/ ic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: Barre, 570.262.1778)
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes- role, order by April 10 to Carol, 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, Offering classes in traditional karate,
www.kings.edu) events: Barre, www.osterhout.info, 570.654.1849 or Ruth, 654.1549. Pick www.nps.gov/stea) weapons and self defense. Mon-
• Cantores Christi Regis Spring 570.823.0156, ext. 217) up April 20, noon-4 p.m. • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-
Concert: April 29-30, McCormick • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., visitor center, theater and a history noon.
Campus Ministry Center, free. 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. Tunkhannock Public Library museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. Admis- • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
• Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8 (220 W. Tioga St., Tunkhannock, sion to museum complex includes all p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call
Misericordia University p.m. Pick from selected games or 570.836.3835) tours: $7 adults / $6 senior citizens / for info.
events (www.misericordia.edu, bring your own. • Habitat volunteer info night: $2 children ages 6-12.
570.674.6372, box office 674.6719): • ESL basic computer classes: April March 30, 7 p.m. Drawing and Painting Les-
• Nursing students diaper collection: 2, 9, 16, 30, 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Classes sons: An established realist painter
Through May 6 to benefit Angelic limited to 10 people, call 821.1959 to The University of Scranton LEARNING will teach techniques of old masters
Diaper Ministries, Inc. of Dallas. Drop register. events: to serious students, as well as those
off in the Dept. of Nursing offices, 2 • Computer Classes for English as a • The Manhattan School of Music Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai wishing to enhance skills. Private
nd floor, College of Health Sciences Second Language: Saturdays 10:15 Brass Orchestra and The University Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: lessons available Fri.-Sun. Visit art-
bldg. or Banks Student Life Center a.m.-12:15 p.m. of Scranton Singers concert: April 3, 570.829.2707) ist’s studio in Wilkes-Barre at no
lobby. For info, call 674.6474 or visit • Board Game Night: Mondays, 7:30 p.m., guest conductor Mark Ongoing classes. Tuesdays, Thurs- obligation. To schedule, call
www.misericordia.edu/nursing. 6:30-8 p.m. Gould. Houlihan-McLean Center. Free. days, 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
• Lecture by psychologist, professor • Open Computer Lab: Mondays and Call 941.7624. Martial Art open hand and weapons hoo.com or visit artist’s Website at
and author Carol Gilligan, Ph.D.: April Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m., Saturday 1-4 • Henry George Lecture: April 4, sets. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30 www.artistvs.com.
1, 7:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater, Walsh p.m. 7:30 p.m., featuring Glenn Hubbard, p.m. Class covers Chinese style
Hall. Q&A/book signing follows in McIlhenny Ballroom, DeNaples Cen- theories, concepts and applications. Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano,
observance of National Women’s Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. ter. Free. Call 941.7475. “Sport” fighting concepts explained Vocals & Recording Lessons,
History Month. (344 Pond Hill Mtn. Rd., Wapwallopen, and practiced. Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center &
• “Voyage to India,” a presentation 570.379.3144) events: Waverly Community House Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 in-
by Sujata Nair-Mulloth: April 12, noon, • Breakfast buffet/Chinese Auction: (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 structors available to teach songs,
McGowan Room of Bevevino Library. April 10, 8 a.m.-noon, Take-outs 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) music theory, reading, song writing
Free and open to the public, features available. events: • Self-Defense Class taught by technique and record engineering.
displays and Indian food. Call • Taking Care of Yourself When you Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. For more information call
674.6225 for info. Rabies Clinic & Nail Clipping Have No Time: April 1, 7 p.m. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. 570.454.6105.
• “The History of Ricketts Glen State April 9, 9-11 a.m. at Bunker Hill Veter- • Traditional Weapons Class, every
Park:” April 16, 7 p.m., free and open inary Clinic (Route 107, Factoryville), West Wyoming Hose Co. (926 Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. The Exercise Lady, Doreen
to public, light reception afterwards, sponsored by Endless Mountains Shoemaker Ave.) Rakowski (Theeexercisela-
call to register. Animal League and Dr. Michele Zajac. • First annual unbaked pizza sale: Back Mountain Martial Arts dy0@aol.com, 570.287.9801)
$6 for rabies shots, $5 for nail clip- Fri. during Lent, 4-7 p.m. $10 each, Center & Mountaintop Kar- • Yoga, Pilates and Thai Chi Classes
Mount Airy Casino Resort ping. All animals must be on leash or call 570.301.8329 or 693.1811 to order. ate Center
• Signature Sunday Jazz Brunch: caged and under control. Bring For more info, call either location, Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
every Sun., 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $24.95. certificate of most recent rabies Wilkes-Barre Barbershop Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
Includes brunch and live music by vaccination, if available. Call Harmony Society events: 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
Marko Marcinko. 570.945.3319 for info. • 59th Annual Concert “Thanks for Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit First visit free. Learn wrestling fun-
the Memories:” April 16, 7:30 p.m., Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. damentals and basic Brazilian Ju-
Myrtle Street UM Church Rummage Sale April 8, 10 a.m.-6 Wyoming Area High School. $15-$20. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info.
(840 Harrison Ave., Scranton, p.m., April 9, 9 a.m.-noon. at Unity Call 570.709.3716, 696.3385 or Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
570.346.9911, 342.5308) events: (140 S. Grant St., Wilkes-Barre). Sat. is 287.2476 for tickets. Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
• Spring Craft Fair: April 9, 10 a.m.-3 Bonus Bag Day, $1/bag. If able to p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Moun- Non-combative class.
p.m. Free admission. donate items, please bring by April 6. taintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
If interested in helping or for more HISTORY Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. info.
The NEPA Miners: (www.nepa- info, call 570.814.0213 or 824.7722. • Instruction in Traditional Karate,
miners.com or 570.604.4438) Lycoming County Historical Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun- GregWorks Professional
• Tryouts: April 16, 11:30 a.m., River- Scranton Cultural Center Society Thomas T. Taber taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Fitness Training (107 B Haines
front Sports, Scranton. See website (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) Museum (858 W. Fourth St., Wil- Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs-
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for info. • Evening of Fine Food and Wine: liamsport, 570.326.3326, www.lycom- Core Chiropractic Center (180 bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip-
April 3, 5:30 p.m., $85 guests, $100 ing.org/lchsmuseum) United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
Nicholson Fire Company (PO patrons. • “The Covered Bridges of Lycoming 570.718.1672) SEE AGENDA, PAGE 51
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
“I was just honored
to get a phone call,
now let alone be
featured in the
magazine. It was
just shocking.”
Exeter Mayor
Cassandra Coleman
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Above and below, Cassandra Coleman, mayor of Exeter,
prepares to be photographed for O Magazine.
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that I would be featured in the Proceeds will go to the Peace & Justice Center of Wilkes Barre.
magazine. They were sub-
mitting so many people, and A variety of dishes from multiple cultures as well
Young local mayor to be they had to go through an
elimination process. I was just as music from around the world.
Come help us explore other cultures and learn more about
featured in O Magazine honored to get a phone call,
now let alone be featured in each other and ourselves while tasting great food and
the magazine. It was just spending time with great friends.
shocking.”
By Christine Moua Being in O Magazine re-
Weekender Intern quires the essentials: makeup,
wardrobe and A-list stylist and Contact 570.831.2300 for more information
O
prah Winfrey controls photographers and the once-in-
the universe. OK, not a-lifetime experience that only
really, but for Cassandra celebrities would receive.
Coleman, 23, to be featured in “Oh my gosh, it was an
her O Magazine is an amazing absolute experience of a life-
life accomplishment— especial-
ly if the story is about women
time,” says Coleman. “With the
interview process, I spent over Kay
K Evanitus
ay E vanitus
who inspire others. Coleman,
mayor of Exeter and a King’s
alumni, will be featured in the
tact them in any way, I re-
ceived a voicemail, and my
four hours on the phone with
her, and by the time that was
finished, the photography de-
Benefit
B enefit
May issue of O Magazine. secretary called and said that partment called me to set up
Spaghetti Dinner, Chinese Auction,
Coleman has been the Mayor somebody from Oprah had an appointment for a photo and Bake Sale
of Exeter since 2008, ever called, but she wasn’t sure. I shoot. They brought in racks Kay is battling Stage 3B lung cancer
since her grandfather died. For figured someone was playing a of clothing, shoes, purses, and Sunday, April 3 · 12:00pm - 5:00pm
someone at such a young age, joke.” boxes of jewelry — everything
what made her pick this career Joke or not, Oprah did want you could imagine they
choice? her to be featured in the maga- brought in. It was crazy.”
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“My grandfather was the zine. The article was focused With such recognition in a MAIN ROAD, HUNLOCK CREEK
mayor of Exeter before me, on woman who had defied highly read magazine, Cole- Tickets: $10 adults;
and ever since I was very lit- themselves through age with man, as humble as can be, has $5 kids 6-12;
tle, he took me under his unique stories. The writer from been given this amazing oppor- Free under 5yrs. old
wing, he took me to all the Oprah had come across Cole- tunity to extend her status as
political events,” says Coleman. man and all of her informa- mayor. TAKE OUTS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR $7.00
PLEASE COME OUT AND SUPPORT KAY.
“I worked the political polls tion. What does Coleman hope
when I was 3 1/2 years old. I “I ended up Googling the comes from her being featured
was the closest to my grandfa- writer, and she was legitimate,” in O Magazine?
ther because of that political says Coleman. “I called her “Honestly, I have been asked
connection, which no one ever back, and we set up a phone that question before, and my
had.” time, and I spent an hour and response is ‘I don’t know,’” she
Oprah has at least 1.5 mil- a half with her going over says. “This is going to be in a
lion people who are subscribers details. However, they didn’t magazine that will be read by
to her magazine. So to be in a have enough information. Obvi- 2-3 million people, this could
261849
nationwide magazine is some- ously the articles in the local go anywhere. I don’t know
thing only people dream about. paper were very limited.” what this is going to open up
So how did this all start for When Oprah gives away or if it is going to open any
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Coleman? prizes at her show, like cars, doors. But it is just an honor
“It was actually very ran- vacations or houses, the audi- to be in such a widely nation-
dom,” she says. “I didn’t con- ence is always shouting and ally read magazine.” W
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
AGENDA, FROM PAGE 48 Club (www.northeastphotography- national events in K-1 style kick- By their side
club.org) meets the first Wed. of boxing, Muay Thai, American kick- Graduating students from Keys-
fitnesscamp.com) each month at 7 p.m., in the boar- boxing and boxing. Sparring classes tone College’s four-year art
• Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., droom of Prime Med (old Wes Freed- available for men and women, expe-
programs will host the exhibit
6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. man Building) off Morgan Hwy., (first rienced fighters welcome. Evening
• Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & parking lot on the left, just below times available Mon.-Thurs., Sat. “Side By Side” Friday, April 1
8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group Allied Complex). Meetings cover wide • Progressive JKD Self Defense: from 6-9 p.m. The show will
training and couples personal train- variety of topics and features Learn principles of self defense. Men consist of a dual opening at both
ing available. monthly contest, guest speakers. and woman of all experience levels/ Afa Gallery (514 Lackawanna
• Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses- Membership open to anyone in- martial arts styles welcome. Ave., Scranton), and ArtWorks
sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 terested in photography.
p.m. Gallery (503 Lackawanna Ave.,
• New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab Academy of Northern Mar- MIND AND BODY Scranton).
Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Absolute Pilates with Leslie Pictured above is a photograph
• Private/Semi-Private sessions Health and Defense. Adult & Chil- (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, by Lauren Sieg of Honesdale,
available, e-mail for info. dren’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat. www.pilateswithleslie.com) which will be on display at Afa
∝ First class is Free. Walk-Ins welcome • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
Gallery. For more information on
Harris Conservatory for the or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for more 9-10 a.m. Private training on the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, information. Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, the exhibit, contact Nikki Moser
570.287.7977 or 718.0673) along with Pilates mat classes, sta- at 570.945.8485 or nikki.mos-
• Instrumental Music Instruction: Shaolin White Crane Fist bility ball core classes and more. er@keystone.edu.
Call for info. (Wyoming) Check Website for updates.
• Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for Teaching the traditional Chinese
info. martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Awakenings Yoga Studio • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorel- Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
• Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style (570.472.3272) la (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 gighoopers.com)
evenings. Call for info. Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, • Gentle Yoga: Tues., 5:30 p.m., p.m. $40 per month. • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
• Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call $35/week, first week free. Three $5. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan- les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
for info. levels of training for ages 15+. Con- • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: reserve spot.
• Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages tact Master Mike DiMeglio Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- 570.996.1500) • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
5+. $30/month. 570.371.8898. dents. • Yoga for You: Mon., Wed., Sat., 10-11 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
• Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat Wilkes-Barre) $5.
Horse Back Riding Lessons Something Special: (23 West Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. or beach towel. Call for details.
Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appoint- Walnut Street Kingston, • Private Meditation Instruction: By Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
ment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.540.6376, angiethear- appointment. $25/half hr session. Egyptian Belly Dance Class- cepts Teaches theories of move-
570.575.8649 to schedule. tist@aol.com, www.angelademu- es with Dianna Shahein. Call ment in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call
roart.com) Balance Ultimate Fitness 570.343.2033 for various times/ instructor Mike DiMeglio for info,
Kiss Theatre Company (58 • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car- (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) locations. Private/group classes 570.371.8898.
Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre, tooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: available.
570.829.1901) the art of Japanese cartooning with Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, Leverage Performance
• A Pocketful of Rhymes: Wed., Angela DeMuro in comfortable, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave.,
beginning April 13, ages 4-10. Partici- individualized environment. 4-week for $150. Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.lever-
pants will engage in theater games, session, all supplies included: $60 Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” agetrainingstudio.com )
learn basics of staging and prepare per child. Call or e-mail to register. Balance Yoga and Wellness 570.301.3225) • Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata
for their June performances of “A (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Kingston, • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7
Pocketful of Rhymes.” $250. World Class Boxing (3 N. River 570.714.2777, www.balanceyogastu- a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., p.m., free if member, $5 with mem-
St., Plains Twp., www.wcbboxing.net, dio.net) 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, ber, $10 non-member
La Nota House of Dance (135 570.262.0061) • “One Love” Kirtan performance: aromatherapy and guided med- • Primal Scream Express: Tues./
Main St., Luzerne, 570.714.7934, • BFX (Boxing Fitness Xtreme): April 8, 7:30 p.m. $20 pre-registered, itations. $10 per class. Thurs., 8 p.m., free if member, $5
lanotadance@yahoo.com) Learn fundamentals of boxing. Class- $25 at door. with member, $10 non-member
• Friday Night Practice Parties: es for men and women, no experi- Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts ❏ Workshops, discount available for
Features practice of dance steps. $5. ence necessary. Morning and eve- Classes at La Nota Dance Classes Every month at Golight- series.
Call for more info. ning classes available Mon.-Thurs., Studio (135 Main St., Lu- ley’s Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shop- • Recap & Primal Scream fitness
• Ladies Unite with Luanne: Mon., 7 Sat. zerne, 570.714.7934) ping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). class: March 30, 7:30 p.m., $15 mem-
p.m. Group dancing, no partners • KFX (Kickboxing Fitness Xtreme): • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7 p.m., Classes focus on cardio, stretching, bers, $20 non-member
needed. Learn new steps, body Learn fundamentals of kickboxing. Sat., 11 a.m. $5/class. defense, stamina and more. Self
movement, styling, shine patterns, Classes for men and women, no • Salsa Night Thurs., 7-9 p.m. at defense, cardio and karate aerobics Maximum Health and Fit-
more. Two groups available, for fun experience necessary. Morning and Luna Lounge (41 S. Main St., Wilkes- also available. $75/month. Call ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
only or for performance. Call for evening classes available Mon.- Barre) 570.814.3293 for info. 570.283.2804)
info. Thurs., Sat. • Zumba Fitness: Tues./Thurs., 7 p.m. • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
• Ballroom dancing for seniors: • Youth Boxing: group classes ages $5/class. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly- Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
Wed., 1-3 p.m. Features performances, 7-15, personal training ages 4-6. • Beginner Zumba Class: Sat., noon. dance.com, 570.836.7399)
lessons, games. $5 • Women’s Only Semi-Private Train- • Pilates/Yoga Classes: Tues., 5:30 • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Meditation/Yoga classes at
ing Program: Combines boxing, p.m. with Doreen Ramowski. $48/6- Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway kickboxing, strength training, cardio week session. Call 822.1200 for info/ • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pitt- and flexibility training. registration. (Route 6, Tunkhannock) 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5
ston, 570.654.6194, www.mys- • Muay Thai Kickboxing: great for • Zumba Classes: Mon., Wed., 5 p.m. each class, bring mat. Call
pace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly weight loss and self defense. Great $5 class. Harris Conservatory for the 570.383.3223 for info.
meeting last Wed. of every month, 7 training for men and women. Train • Ballroom Dancing: Sat., 7 p.m. Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
p.m. at center. Features business with a certified Kru, no experience $10/person. 718.0673) Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
sessions and demonstrations/pro- necessary. • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
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grams/workshops • Advanced Training Program: Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazle- Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. fitnesscenter.com)
Designed to provide you with quality ton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle- • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
Northeast Photography training for competition in local/ ton.com) 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. SEE AGENDA, PAGE 55
A different way
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
to focus on art
By Christine Moua
Weekender Intern
L
eonardo da Vinci is
known for his most
famous piece of work,
the “Mona Lisa,” Claude
Monet is known for his “Wa-
ter Lilies” and tattoo artists
are know for using the body
as a canvas to reveal their
great works. Festivalgoers
can be provide their bodies
as canvases when Inkin’ the
Valley presents The Spring Inkin’ the Valley will present The Spring Fling Tattoo
Fling, a Tattoo and Arts and Arts gathering this weekend.
gathering on April 1-3 at The
Woodlands Inn and Resort in
Plains Twp. “This is a new thing, smaller scale, more
A tradition started 5,000
years ago, tattoos have been towards the tattoo community.”
marking our bodies with
creative and unique works of Crystal Phan on the differences between
The Spring Fling and Inkin’ the Valley
art. Marc’s Tattooing is spon-
soring the event to not only
feature great artists, but to
show NEPA that there is
more to tattoos than just ink. tween the two? people in the art community.”
“It was something more “This is a new thing, The Spring Fling is an
towards arts events, there is smaller scale, more towards important part for the com-
not that much art in this the tattoo community,” says munity because of the recent
area,” says Crystal Phan, Phan. “Focuses on art, not budget cuts in the arts, such
manager of the Wilkes-Barre just stream line tattoos; The as music in the local schools,
Marc’s. “The event is really Spring Fling features differ- and arts has been lacking.
just geared towards people in ent artists. People should Integrating a student with
the arts. It’s about not being expect a nice, laidback atmo- another academic subject
scared to express yourself in sphere, very artsy, unique, brings another interest into
the arts. We really took that different from a typical tat- their atmosphere, making the
into consideration when we too convention. ” class lesson memorable in-
put this event together.” The Spring Fling will fea- stead of just the usual lec-
With the goal of trying to ture tattooing and body tures.
show more arts in the area, piercing, free tattoo contests, “This event is so important
The Spring Fling focuses on Open Invitation Art Show, art because it focuses on the
more than just the tattoos, auction, live performances, arts,” says Phan. “With how
but on the artists themselves. live music, interactive art things are going in the econ-
Some people don’t consider fusion exhibits, art contests omy, arts really haven’t been
tattoo artists as real artists, and many more. The art cate- in the spotlight. You can still
and The Spring Fling will gories range from oil, acryl- be original and you don’t
prove that stereotype wrong ic, pastel, graphite, pen and have to buy your artwork
by showcasing the artists’ ink, watercolor, black-and- from a department store.
other works. white photography, color There are still artists willing
“Tattoos are going to be photography, sculpture and to share their arts that are
featured, but the artist always mixed media. very talented.” W
gets overlooked,” says Phan. “It’s going to be an art
“(The Spring Fling) is going show with sideshow arts,”
to showcase what they can says Phan. “There will be The Spring Fling, Fri. April 1,
do, not just their tattoos.” live art fusion, different art- 5-11 p.m., Sat. April 2, 1-11 p.m.,
277245
Inkin’ the Valley, the event ists will be able to show Sun. April 3, 1-7 p.m., The
that The Spring Fling is in- their work, and then the Woodlands (1073 Route 315,
spired by, features the Side- award ceremonies, where the Plains Twp.), $15 for whole
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show Gathering, which shows winners from each art contest weekend. Info: 570.820.3465,
oddities and non-stop events. category will be announced. inkinthevalley.com
So what’s the difference be- It’s really all about honoring
motorhead
That's not
my penis!
T
here are a few monumental my phone the next day, I was greet-
moments in a young man’s ed by a suspicious grin on the
life: The day he brags to his bartender’s face.
friends that he lost his virginity, the After being without my phone
day he actually loses his virginity, for an entire day, I instantly
and the day he turns 21. Since I’ve checked my messages.
been known to party like there’s no “Why did you send me a picture
tomorrow just to celebrate a Tues- of your penis?” read a text message
day, you better believe my 21st from someone I hadn’t talked to in
birthday was an adventure of epic two years.
proportions! It was a night I fore- Shit! Was I so drunk that I sent a
casted ending with hand cuffs or an picture message of my d--k? This
unplanned pregnancy, but never in couldn’t be! I know I was three
my wildest dreams did I expect it to sheets to the wind, but even I
end with me swearing these four wasn’t crazy enough to do that!
words: “That’s Was I?
not my penis!” While check-
2004
When I real- ing my sent
ized my 21st messages, I
birthday would discovered a
fall on a Saturday, picture of a
I thoroughly crooked penis
planned my and another of
weekend: Friday some girl bent
night I would over sent to a
party with my massive amount
underage friends, ditch them at of my contacts — all after 2 a.m.! I
midnight to bar crawl in my college didn’t have my phone with me after
town with my friends who were of 2 a.m.! The bartender of Tiki
NISSAN 350Z
age and on Saturday night take a Lounge did! That asshole sent
limo into downtown Pittsburgh obscene pictures of his crooked
with a group of friends to further dong and some girl to people in my
Engine:
commemorate the occasion. phone! No wonder he had a grin
As any 21st birthday should, when he handed it to me!
mine was a progression of imbecil- To top it off, the pictures were
ic behavior. Following a blur of forwarded to Mark Pender, the
drunk dialing my mom while lay-
ing in someone’s yard and urinating
in the pocket of a pool table, my
trumpet player for Conan O’Brien’s
late night show! Pender gave me
his phone number as a token of
3.5 liter, 6-cylinder
21st birthday weekend came to a
sobering halt when the limo drop-
ped us back at my apartment, and I
noticed my phone was missing.
appreciation for being his son’s
camp counselor two years earlier, in
case I ever wanted tickets to see
Conan’s show. I can only imagine
Owner:
While everyone was searching
the limo for my cell phone, I
what he thought when he got a
picture of a penis sent from the
Mike Miller of Pittston
couldn’t help but worry that I left it number of his son’s former camp
at one of the bars I went to that counselor!
night. Could it be at Casey’s, where As random contacts in my phone
the midget bartender hops on top of were sent pictures of a crooked
the bar while pouring shots in your appendage not attached to my body,
“I have added a Magnaflow cat-back exhaust,
mouth? I learned something: In life you an Injen cold-air intake, 20-inch staggered Ruff
“It’s at Tiki Lounge!” announced have to take the bad with the good.
my friend The Mooch after calling Sure I may not remember my 21st Racing rims and Tein lowering springs,” Miller
my phone. “The bartender picked birthday. But from what I’m told, I says. “I also had a full audio/video system done by
up the phone and said it was left had a good time … W
there.” Sound Solutions. It’s a great car with some great
The bartender that found my Share your 21st birthday modifications.” W
phone assured my friend they memories with Justin on
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AGENDA, FROM PAGE 51 Barre). ciation
Gone to pot
• ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; cates those with lung disease and
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., provides guidance on how to live
p.m. 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. with condition. Free, contact Emily
• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 Ariel at 570.830.2078 or eariel@al-
Pocono Yoga & Meditation a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. lied-service.org to RSVP.
I
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco- t’s pothole season once again so the owners could reclaim
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, YMCA of Greater Scranton Clear 4 Tea Party (clear4tea- in Northeast Pennsylvania. them. I considered myself a good
certified yoga instructor (570.346.5836) schedule of events: party.com) Sometimes it seems like we Samaritan. I no longer bother. I
• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East ❏ Walks with Hiking Jane (343.5144, • 2nd Anniversary Tea Party Rally: have just two seasons in NEPA. would spend all my time doing it.
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- hikingjane.com): April 15, noon, Honesdale Central Pothole season. Pothole patching I have collected enough spare
dents. • Carey Mountain (Eynon): April 3, Park. Visit website to participate or season. I wonder if there isn’t a parts ejected from passing vehi-
• Private Yoga Instruction: Only by 9:15 a.m., 3-mile moderate to steep. for more info. conspiracy going on here. That cles to build a car. Yesterday, I
appointment. $35 per hour. Call to Meet in YMCA parking lot. maybe the guys who fix the pot- found an entire spring and shock
schedule. • Tobyhanna Lake: April 10, 9:15 a.m., Community Film Project holes are out in the dead of the absorber assembly. It was at least
• Private Meditation Instruction: 5-mile easy to moderate. Meet in • Free Film Screening: April 9, 8-10 night with shovels, jack hammers three feet long and weighed
Only by appointment. $35 per hour. YMCA parking lot. p.m., DeNaples Center (900 Mulberry and dynamite making new and enough that it took me three tries
Call to schedule. St., Scranton). Donations accepted bigger potholes. Reopening the to throw it in the woods.
Zumba Fitness Classes for Leahy Center. ones they fixed earlier that day. One of these potholes is more
Serenity Wellness (Main St. • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at What other explanation can there like a crater. You could stand in
Luzerne, 570.328.8658) TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor- Holistic Moms Network (wyo- be for the miraculous, sometimes it. Only the top of your head
• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: May 1, 11 gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call mingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 overnight appearance, of these would show. This evil creature
a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all supplies 570.558.7293 for info. Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, suspension breaking monsters? fills with water (when it does this
and instruction. Refreshments pro- • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 570.466.1347) The Rising ranch abuts what we call it a “lake”) and when the
vided, call to register. Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on • Starting a Garden: April 7, 5:30- should be a pleasant, sleepy, conditions are cold enough the
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak 7:30 p.m. Anne Poole will discuss the two-lane country road. It’s a h20 is splashed out by land speed
Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for basic of building a small-scale gar- narrow stretch called “Old 115” record setters. This then freezes
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) info. den. that has a speed suggestion of 35 on the rest of the road and soon
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. miles per hour. I say a suggestion we hear cars bouncing into trees,
$50/10 classes. Lackawanna County Ger- because most people travel at 55 telephone poles and landing in
• Equipment classes on reformer OUTSIDE man-American Society (Ge- miles per hour plus on it and I ditches.
and tower: $150/10 classes. netti Manor, 1505 N. Main Avenue, have watched with silent wonder One year someone skidded off
• Private training available on 1st Annual 5K Race/1 mile Dickson City, 570.842.4268) at a few travelers who were no the road and vaporized my poor,
reformer, cadillac, stability chair, Family Fun Walk April 16, 9 a.m., • Spring Festival: April 2, doors 4:30 doubt in training for breaking the defenseless mailbox. We never
ladder barrel and cardiolates on Holy Rosary School (125 Stephenson p.m., German-style Buffet, 5:30 p.m., land speed record which is 415 even found a smell.
rebounder. St., Duryea). Pre-registration pre- music & dancing 7-10 p.m. miles per hour, set on the Bonne- I have heard of plans to “im-
Call studio for additional mat class/ ferred, but can register day of from ville Salt Flats. Key word there, prove” this section of road. This
equipment class schedule, all classes 7:30-8:30 a.m. $20, $25/family for The NEPA Rainbow Alliance “flat.” No potholes there. Also, summer, I am told, the highway
taught by certified instructors in walk. For info/registration, visit (www.gaynepa.com) no telephone poles or trees or department guys will be out in
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy www.neparunner.com or call Rene at • Rainbow Awards Gala: April 16, 5:30 ditches. force with fluorescent orange
International. 570.457.2553. p.m., top-shelf open-bar, cocktail Here on “Old 115” we have a cones, big machines that beep
reception, gourmet dinner and pothole farm. We grow lots of when they back up and men with
Studio 32 (32 Forrest Street, Hickory Run State Park (1137 awards, prom-style after-dinner them and, they are big ones. bored expressions leaning on
Wilkes-Barre, 570.328.8658) Honey Hole Road, 570.403.2006) dancing with live entertainment, All Magnificent, really. They appear shovels. Traffic backups will be
• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: April • Tumblin’ Timberdoodles: April 2, proceeds benefit RA. $75/person. every year which a regularity that the stuff of legends.
10, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all 7:15-8:15 p.m., Meet at park office. Call Visit rainbowawards.org for info/ you could set your watch by. The I am against this for obvious
supplies/instruction. Refreshments to RSVP. tickets. people who are working on the reasons. The amount of time it
provided, call to register. • Amazing Amphibians: April 3, land speed record hit them. All will take to do this project will be
1:30-2:30 p.m., ages 6+. Meet at park NEPA Youth For Christ the time. measured by calendar pages.
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main office, call to register. • Annual fundraising banquet: April We know this how? Misery awaits.
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 8, 6-9 p.m., Firoelli’s, Peckville. Fea- First of all, we hear them hit. It When the road is fixed and is
570.290.7242) Northeastern PA Chapter of tures inspirational speaker Joel sounds like a sonic boom. Deep, as smooth as a baby’s posterior,
• Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core the Sierra Club Sonnenberg and Christian artist Todd chesty reverberations that could the land speed record setters will
Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Call to Action: April 2, 10 a.m.-1 Agnew. wake you from a drug-induced increase their velocity. What was
• Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga p.m., free and open to public. Pre- coma. Because this once sleepy once just stupid will become
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio sentations and discussion of natural Vintner’s Circle (1152 Commerce road is now, apparently, a super- insanely dangerous. Cars will be
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. gas extraction. Blvd., Suite 102, Dickson City, highway it’s relentless. 24 hours a catapulted off the road as if they
• Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core • Walk the Back Mountain Trail 570.383.0224, vintnerscircle.com): day we hear hapless motorists had jet assisted take off devices
Yoga 6:30 p.m. Luzerne to Trucksville: April 9, 9:30 • In Store Wine Makers Club: March slam into these potholes of doom. mounted in the tailpipes.
• Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 a.m., meet 9:30 p.m. at trailhead on 30, 6-7 p.m. Boom. Pause. Boom. Brief Also, how will I ever sleep
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Parry St., Luzerne, park at Knights of • At Home Wine Makers Network pause. Boom! It’s almost, but not without the sonic boom of cars
• Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for Columbus (57 Parry St.) Call Jen, Group: April 6, 6-7 p.m. W quite, hypnotic. Learn to sleep hitting the bottom of my pothole
registration details) 570.819.2147 for info. Free to public. through that distraction and you farm? W
• Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; - compiled by Christine Moua, will sleep with ease through the
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m. Weekender Intern apocalypse. Reach Jim at
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ranty. $11,900. 825-3368 All other times (570) 708-0269 825-3368 (570) 881-7545
$36,000. information call Tom
570-474-5566 LOUSGARAGE.COM (570) 388-6422 (570) 313-2749 after 6:00PM LOUSGARAGE.COM at 570-825-2114
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
421 Boats & 439 Motorcycles 439 Motorcycles 442 RVs & Campers 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/
Marinas SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans SUVs/Vans
HARLEY DAVIDSON YAMAHA `04 V-STAR FORD 96 CLASS C
JEEP `07
CUSTOM
1100 Custom. 5800
` 06 SOFTTAIL
miles, light bar,
Gulf Stream Con-
quest Motor Home. CHEVR0LET`02 DODGE `10
cobra
windshield,
exhaust,
many
31’, 460 V8, all
EXPRESS GRAND CARAVAN WRANGLER X
HONDA `03
options. 37K miles.
CREST 15
Fiberglass
NIGHTTRAIN
Dark gray metallic,
new rr tire &
extras, must sell.
$5,995. Call
570-301-3433
Excellent condition.
$17,000. Call
570-868-5385
CONVERSION
VAN
Only 17k miles.
Fully loaded.
Excellent condi- ODYSSEY
4x4, stick shift, soft
top. Red exterior,
well maintained,
garage kept. 11,500
boat with
trailer. Out-
brakes, many
extras. $10,900 YAMAHA `97 VIRAGO SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
tion. Factory &
extended war-
High mileage,
140000 miles, auto-
miles, one owner.
AC, CD player,
(570) 592-4982 750cc. 8,000 miles, Travel Trailer. 29’, condition.
ranty. $17,995 matic, front wheel cruise control.
board propul- saddlebags, wind- mint condition, 1 $18,900 (570) 690-2806 Tow package with
drive, 4 door, anti-
shield, back rest, 570-674-3901
HARLEY DAVIDSON `01
sion. Includes: slide out a/c-heat. lock brakes, air con- cargo carrier.
Black & Pearl, Stove, microwave,
2 motors ditioning, air bags, Excellent condition.
Erinmade,
Road King 19,000
miles, new tires, lots
of extra chrome.
Excellent Condition.
Must See. Asking
$2,499. Call after 4.
fridge, shower
inside & out. Many
more extras.
CHEVROLET `05 DODGE `94
Dakota with cap.
power locks, power
windows, power
$18,700
Call 570-822-9680
“Lark II series”
PRICE Like New. $12,900.
Call 570-639-1989
570-823-9376 Reduced. $15,500.
Call 570-842-6735
TRAILBLAZER LT
Black/Grey. 18,000
1 owner, garage
kept, very good
mirrors, AM/FM
radio, CD player,
rear defroster, rear LEXUS `04 GX 470
REDUCED!
YAMAHA` 08 R1
or 570-760-1023 condition. Many windshield wiper, Black with dark
miles. Well
$2,400 SUNLITE CAMPER equipped. Includes
extras including lift $5,990 gray leather interior.
HONDA 04
& back seat. DVD player. Fully
BEAUTIFUL BIKE
NEGOTIABLE 22 ft. 3 rear bunks, On-Star, tow pack- (570) 606-4198
29 MPG gas. loaded. 92,000
570-417-3940 center bathroom, age, roof rack, (570) 868-0944 miles. Excellent
SHADOW Perfect condition. kitchen, sofa bed. running boards,
remote starter,
FORD `01 LARIAT
condition. $19,000
SALT CREEK SKIF
3700 miles, new Air, Fully self con-
INTERNATIONAL 95
extended warranty. (570) 675-4424
rear tire, undertail tained. Sleeps 6.
14’ fiberglass fish-
ing boat, tri-hull
SABRE 1100 kit, cover. Price
negotiable $7,900
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
$16,000
(570) 825-7251
250 Super Duty
with slide-in camper DUMP TRUCK TRUCKS FOR SALE
black, 13,500 570-852-9072 215-322-9845 new tires, 4 door, 8’ Refurbished, rebuilt
(very stable), 25 HP Ford, GMC,
CHEVROLET `06
miles. Windshield, bed. Soft and hard- engine, transmis- International-Prices
Tahatsu outboard,
saddle bag. Excel- sion replaced.
Full Galvanized
Trailer. Perfect Con- lent condition. YAMAHA` 09 TT-R 110 Susquehanna RV
“A Camper’s Best
SILVERADO 1500
top for bed covers.,
Good condition. Rear-end removed
and relubed. Brand
starting at $2,295.
Box Truck, Cab &
dition. Built in fuel $4,500. Call Sold together or Chassis available.
BARELY USED
Friend” Rt. 11 4X4 pickup, extend- new 10’ dump. PA
tank. All new in ‘01. (570) 852-9455 separately $10,900 Call U-haul
Bloomsburg- ed cab, 6 1/2 ft. state inspected.
$2,500 (570) 639-5478 570-822-5536
Low riding hours. Danville Highway box, automatic. $12,900/best offer.
570-256-7311 Find Something?
FORD `03 F150
excellent condition. 570-389-9900 Pewter. 48,000 570-594-1496
Lose Something? blue and white in
SEA NYMPH 94
miles. Excellent
Get it back where it
19’, 4.0 Outboard belongs
with a Lost/Found ad!
color. Comes with
chest protector and TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft condition. $17,000
Negotiable LARIAT 542 Logistics/
Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
motor, good condi- helmet $1,400. Rear queen master (570) 954-7461 Contractor ready
tion. $6,000 or best 570-829-7130 (570) 313-2749 bedroom, Walk with ladder rack &
offer. Call
HONDA
thru bathroom.
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX tool box, 4x4 diesel,
570-722-4077
2004 CRF 100.
YAMAHA` 09 VSTAR Center kitchen +
dinette bed. Front LT (premium pack-
age), 3.4L, 47,000
under 97K. Great
condition, $17,000
extra large living
650 CLASSIC
Excellent condition. or best offer.
427 Commercial $1500 or best offer. room + sofa bed. miles. All wheel
570-925-2845
Trucks & Big View windows. drive, power moon-
570-498-7702 Like New. roof, windows, locks
Equipment Air, awning, sleeps
FORD `99 E250
DRIVERS -
Less than 1000 6, very clean, will & seats. Leather
CLASS A CDL
onstar, roof rack, tery, tires & rods.
gate, many new Black and chrome. (570) 817-8127 running boards,
parts. $1,900. Fuel injected. 21” 451 Trucks/ Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
garage kept,
(570)675-7546 windshield. Pas- To place your SUVs/Vans $14,750.
chairs. Braun Millen-
nium lift with
senger backrest.
Floor boards. ad call...829-7130 570-362-1910 remote. Walk up
Remainder of war-
CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR
door. Front & rear
Looking for a company
ranty. Expires
Feb., 2012. Kept in
442 RVs & Campers
BUICK `05 Custom Van. 67K
A/C. Power locks &
windows. Excellent
you can retire with?
heated garage!
FLAGSTAFF `08 RENDEZVOUSFully
CX miles. Interior has condition. $9,500.
Looking for more
CHEVY 08 3500 Never damaged. oak wood trim, car- 570-237-6375
7,000 miles. Great
CLASSIC AWD,
loaded, 1 owner,
peting, storage
areas, TV, rear seat
HUMMER 05 H2 home/family time?
HD DUMP TRUCK
condition! $6,800
570-574-9217 Super Lite Fifth 18,000 miles. 6 convertible to dou-
Yellow with black
2WD, automatic.
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
cylinder. New
inspection, tires
ble bed, curtains.
Seats 7. Power win-
leather interior. We offer top pay
Only 12,000 miles.
Vehicle in like
new condition.
SUZUKI `07 C50T place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
& brakes. Like
new, inside & out.
dows & seats. Cus-
tom lighting on ceil-
Front & rear heated
seats. Many chrome
accessories. $28,500
and benefits
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
$21,900.
570-288-4322 CRUISER outside speakers &
$16,900. Call
(570) 540-0975
ing. New exhaust
system. New rear
or best offer. Call Weekly home time
grill, 2 sliders, (570) 788-9826 or
tires. Recently
(570) 956-8547 and much more
FORD 99 E350 EXCELLENT aluminum wheels,
water purifier,
awning, microwave CHEVROLET `07
inspected. Excellent
condition. $4,800.
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Collect cash, not dust!
Clean out your
ASUCCESSFULSALE Wine with Tan cloth,
472 Auto Services A yard or garage sale
machinery, and at
least basic electrical EOE basement, garage
INCLASSIFIED!
Auto, 4.0L. CLEAN
TRUCK! $13,300.
$ WANTED JUNK $
EDUCATORS in classified
is the best way
knowledge. Person
will mainly be COMMUNITY
or attic and call the
Classified depart-
ment today at 570-
Doyouneedmorespace? responsible for the
A yard or garage sale
VEHICLES
We Are Seeking
Certified Staff
tocleanoutyourclosets!
You’re in bussiness
maintenance, set-
up, and start up of HOME WORKER 829-7130!
TRAILERS WANTED
Cars & Full Size
Specialist Minimum of 5 years
experience. Valid PA
manufacturing facili-
ty. Some moderate-
area.. Experience is
helpful, paid training
na, Bucks &
Schuylkill Counties
Effort, Montrose,
FRONTIER XE Physical Science
FREIGHTLINER Trucks. For prices... Driver’s License a ly heavy lifting is provided. Valid
’97 MIDROOF Lamoreaux Auto Teacher must. Knowledge of involved. We offer drivers license is Allentown &
475 CAT & 10 Parts 477-2562 various patio/wall competitive wages, required. Starting Many Other Areas
friend.
wheels, new tires, Apply in Person Home Every Night
Turn to classified. Suite, communica-
brakes extra set of
snows. Premium It’s a showroom in print! tion skills required.
Email Resume to:
No Phone Calls
Tipsy Turtle
At least 1 year
experience
on an automobile?
Turn to classified.
Turn to classified.
sound/Bose/blue-
tooth, XM radio. Classified’s got deanna@ 245 Owen Street
Swoyersville
570-288-3628
It’s a showroom in print! It’s a showroom in print!
the directions!
Intelligent key entry.
Newly inspected
chwaltz.com or fax
to 570-435-2192
COURIER NEEDED Classified’s got Classified’s got
533 Installation/ the directions!
36,900 miles
OFFICE MANAGER/ Independent the directions!
$19,500
(570) 371-7227
Maintenance/
Repair
The Classified Contractor
Lakeside Nursing
Center is in need of
542 Logistics/
ADMINISTRATIVE section at
Excellent pay with a
growing company.
the following:
•Nurses Part Time Transportation
HONDA `10 460 SUPPORT FORKLIFT MECHANIC timesleader.com
Call 570-606-7838 RN: 7a to 3p
•Part Time LPN:
ODYSSEY
Special Edition.
AUTOMOTIVE
SERVICE
Needed for growing
construction com-
pany. Must know
Action Lift, Inc.,
Northeast PA’s
authorized Crown
Looking for that
special place
called home?
3p to 8p
•Full or Part Time RN
or LPN: 11p to 7a
weekender
job opportunity
Maroon, Fully Quickbooks & Excel. and TCM forklift •CNAs: Part Time
loaded. Leather DIRECTORY Construction office dealer, has an Classified will address All Shifts
seats. TV/DVD, experience and/or immediate opening Your needs. Apply in person to:
navigation, sun
roof plus many 468 Auto Parts
notary certification a
big plus. Invoicing,
for a full time forklift
mechanic. Prior
Open the door
with classified!
Box 357
Old Lake Rd. Driver
other extras.
3rd seat. Only
1,900 Miles. 570-301-3602
bid preparation, & all
other general office
duties. Competitive
experience main-
taining forklifts is
required. We offer TRUCK DRIVER
Full time, able to
Harvey’s Lake
Call for directions
639-1885
Wanted
wage according to an excellent benefit
Brand New. CALL US! drive a 20’ truck, 7
E.O.E.
Asking $37,000 experience. package with health
year clean driving A Weekender
(570) 328-0850 TO JUNK Please email resume
to: ceatrucking@
insurance, 401k, &
paid holidays. record, able to do LINE UP driver is
YOUR CAR frontier.com. No Please e-mail your physical work and
A GREAT DEAL... needed
Call 829-7130
lift 60 lbs., PA driver
SUZUKI `07 XL-7
phone calls please. resume to mermar@
BEST PRICES actionliftinc.com or medical card, motor
IN CLASSIFIED! for the
56,000 miles, IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
OPTICAL OFFICE HELP fax 570-603-2880.
to place your ad.
vehicle report, flexi-
ble hours, $9/hour Looking for the right deal Shickshinny
automatic,
all-wheel drive, Free Anytime
Part
potential
time,
for
with
full
Collect cash, not dust! plus incentive on
pounds collected.
on an automobile? area.
4 door, air condi- Pickup time. Flexible hours Clean out your Turn to classified.
Apply at:
tioning, all power, 570-301-3602 and Saturday morn- It’s a showroom in print!
basement, garage U’SAgain Recycling
CD player, leather
interior, tinted SUNVISOR: Lund
ings a must!
Send resume to: or attic and call the
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that
1928, 1932, 1937,
license and some
mechanical experi-
600 700 1940, 1961, 1963,
1942, 1943, 1944,
The Meadows ence helpful. Call FINANCIAL MERCHANDISE 1949. G.A.R. H.S.
new
Nursing and Joe 570-237-6671.
Rehabilitation 1934, 1935, 1936,
1937, 1945, 1946,
Center
PHOTOGRAPHER AUTOMOTIVE 610 Business
Opportunities
702 Air
Conditioners
1951, 1955, 1956,
job.
1957, 1961, 1965,
Positions Available
Part time nights &
SALES 1966, 1970, 1980,
GENES
RECONDITIONED
3-11 Shift
Some experience
required, will train
tive wages and an
excellent benefit
CLEANING
OF NEPA INCLASSIFIED! Times Leader 1944, 1948, 1949.
Gateway
Shopping Center
Part Time (5-9
days bi-weekly)
the right candidate.
Send resume to:
package. A valid
PA driver’s license Be Your Own
Doyouneedmorespace? Classified Plymouth H.S. 1930,
1931, 1932, 1933,
Kingston, PA
15 N Main St
record required. Part time in classified Hanover H.S. 1951, MICROWAVE com-
CNA’s can apply Automotive sales Accounts available
on line at: Wilkes-Barre, PA
experience pre- NOW throughout is the best way 1952, 1953, 1954, pact perfect for
1960. West Pittston
https://home.eeas 18711-0250
ferred. All appli- Wilkes Barre, tocleanoutyourclosets! H.S. Annual 1925,
dorm works great.
Scranton, $5. 570-693-4483
e.com/recruit/?id=
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Find Your Ideal cants must be
able to pass a and Hazleton.
You’re in bussiness 1926, 1927, 1928,
Employee! Place an We guarantee with classified! 1931, 1932, 1959. RANGE: brand new
ad and end the drug test. Luzerne H.S. 1951, natural or propane
Individualized $5,000 to
search! 1952, 1956, 1957, gas range with
orietation program Apply in person $200,000 708 Antiques & 1959. Berwick H.S. sealed burners and
Competitive 570-829-7130 in annual billing.
ask for an employ-
to Mary Anthony
Small investment
Collectibles 1952, 1953, 1956, electronic pilots in
starting rates or Kevin Meehan
ment specialist We’re ready - 1957, 1958, 1960, unopened box, Call
Vacation, Holiday at: DOLL: Grandmoth-
Are you? 1967, 1968, 1969 after 6:30 $299.
and Personal er’s doll very old,
For more info ,1970. Lehman H.S. 570-675-0005
Days, Tuition WYOMING
Reimbursement
566 Sales/Retail/ Call 570-824-5774
cloth body filled with 1973, 1974, 1976,
VALLEY MOTORS looks like shredded REFRIGERATOR
Health insurance Business 560 PIERCE Janproofnepa.com wood, material
1978, 1980. Nanti-
General Electric /
coke Area H.S.
and Pension Plan Development STREET behind one knee 1976, 2008. Dallas No Frost, 66” tall.
Child Day Care on KINGSTON, PA Job Seekers are worn through with Works good. $125.
H.S. 1966, 1967,
premises
GROCERY CLERK & 18704 looking here!
Where's your ad?
age, other than that
in good condition,
1968. Bishop Hoban
H.S. 1972, 1973,
Call 655-5404
Meadows Nursing REFRIGERATOR
& Rehabilitation DELI CLERKS To place your 570-829-7130 and old dress on doll.
Asking $100. 570-
1974, 1975. West
Side Central
Kenmore, almond,
Center Part time shifts. ad call...829-7130 ask for an employ-
ment specialist
474-2756 between Catholic H.S. 1965 -
21.6 cu. ft. with ice
Must be 18 or older. 8:30am- 9pm. maker & filtered
1974, 1980, 1981.
GET THE WORD OUT Apply in person at Westmoreland H.S.
water $350.
LIONEL Engine ten 570-868-6018
with a Classified Ad. Carone’s Market 630 Money To Loan $125. Lionel milk car 1952, 1953 - 1954
570-829-7130 Route 309
Mountain Top, PA. “We can erase $40. Lionel Box car Call 829-7130 G.A.R. H.S. 1972,
1973, 1974, 1975,
TOASTER OVEN
Hamilton Beach.
Retail
your bad credit - Guy 3464 $30. Belt
with 2 guns on
to place an 1976 Pittston H.S. White. Excellent
551 Other Part time positions
100% GUARAN- employment ad. 1936, 1951, 1954, condition. $15.
INSIDE TEED.” Attorneys buckle 1950 $10.
available in gift 570-574-0271 1963 Pittston Hospi- 570-288-0414
ASSISTANT MANAGER
for the Federal tal School of Nurs-
shop and seasonal
Trade Commission ing, J.O.Y. of 1957, VACUUM, Bissell, 12
ACCOUNT
garden center. STAR WARS Ceram-
say they’ve never ic Stein 1997 Series 1959 West Pittston amp, good condition
ORLOSKI’S Apply in person, no ONL
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WASH & LUBE phone calls please.
EXECUTIVE
credit repair opera- $25. Star Wars Talk- 1955, 1956, 1960
Dundee Gardens
tion. No one can timesleader.com Hazleton H.S. 1938,
Our goal is to pro- 2047 San Souci Pkwy
legally remove
ing Bank 1995
1939, 1940, 1941,
712 Baby Items
vide fast, friendly Hanover Twp, PA. Series C3PO &
service to our cus- Local sales accurate and timely R2D2 $15. 735-0191 1942, 1943, 1945,
Hours: 9:30am-5pm BABY TOYS, assort-
information from 1948, 1949, 1950,
Find
tomers and a shiny operation is ed $10. TODDLER
clean car. Training looking for an your credit report. TRAIN SET 1996 1953, 1954, 1955, TOYS assorted
for assistant car experienced It’s a process that Harley Davidson 1956, 1957, 1959, included ride on’s
Collect
wash manager will telemarketer/in starts with you and H.O “ Milwaukee 1960, 1961, 1962, $10. CRIB SET,
that
be “ground up.” side account involves time and a Express” Limited 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. includes lamp shade
Concentration will executive for conscious effort to Edition. Brand new, 1951, 1952
Cash.
for girl $10.
be on customer it’s NEPA loca- pay your debts. still in original pack- 570-825-4721 570-868-0481
new
service, quality con- tion. Learn about manag- aging. $120.
trol, production, ing credit and debt KISS superstar Don't need that BLUE BUMBO SEAT
Not
equipment mainte- Qualified indi- at ftc. gov/credit. A commemorative Guitar? with tray. Excellent
message from The collectors series sil- Sell it in the Condition $25.
job.
nance, and main- vidual will set-
Times Leader and ver coins, from Lib- Classified Section!
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taining a spotless up appoint- 570-763-9599
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This is fast-paced, ley, Peter Criss And travel system infant
91
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Find the
physical, outdoor carseat, base, &
%
with businesses Gene Simmons.
work, 45-50 hours in NEPA. Some sealed in original stroller included.
per week with one
Sell it in The clients are packaging $100. for
The Excellent condition.
perfect
weekend shift. existing cus- set or $30. sepa- Retails for $299.
Applicants must be
dependable with a
Times Leader tomers. COLD rately. 301-2694. Times Leader asking $125.
570-763-9433
solid work history, Classified CALLING IS of Times Leader Classified
friend.
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section. readers read MONITOR: Safety
excellent people
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to develop profes- itor. B&W video
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section. Wal-Mart)
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ness – we just hap-
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$150,000 (MLS #10-4943) $119,900 (MLS #10-105) $79,000 (MLS #11-700) $55,000 (MLS #11-732) $54,900 (MLS #11-759)
REDUCED!
REDUCED!
800
MALTESE PUPPY
AKC-8 weeks, 1st
shots/vet checked.
Beautiful, Small,
Quality Male. $600.
DURYEA
MOVE IN CONDITION
Classic home, two
LARKSVILLE
BIRCHWOOD ESTATES
3 SONDRA DRIVE
91
of Times Leader
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To Sell
extension ladder, stone & vinyl. Large
PAWS
$140; Hand pumps patios in the rear kitchen, central air lot on cul-de-sac. Nanticoke
for oil drums, 50 $126,900. Call PLUS finished lower 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2
Today?
(570) 840-4654 level family room, 2/3 Bedroom,1 Bath
gal. to 250 gal.,
MIX LAB PUPS
baths. Detached Needs Cosmetic
$40; 25 ft. leveling before 9:00 p.m. for storage room & oversized 2 car Repairs Only.
rod, $60. Call a private showing laundry room
GAME TABLE 10 IN 1
approximate 3 X 5 -
Place your pet ad
and provide us your
email address
$400. Call
570-864-2643 EXCEPTIONAL INCLASSIFIED!
148 Stites Street
MINT CONDITION 554 Production/ 554 Production/
$50. 868-6018
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HANNAH MONTANA This will create a 845 Pet Supplies FAMILY HOME
Two story, 4 bed-
A yard or garage sale $74,000
Charming 750 sq.
Operations Operations
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online and login DOG CRATES 2 Pet- rooms, 4 bath in classified ft. corner lot home.
BARBIE
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Excellent information will be
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rooms, double car
attached garage,
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includes dolls - “The World of Pets
REPTILE TANK 50
ing room, family You’re in bussiness immaculate with full
room, living room, basement. Pretium Packaging, a leading manufacturer
Miley, Hannah, Lily,
Lola & Oliver. Retails
Unleashed”
gallon with lid, heat central air, finished with classified! 2 car garage.
You can then use lamp, heat pad, & basement, Half 570-446-3254 of plastic containers in the Hazleton Pa area
over $300. for
everything! Asking your account to décor $100. acre +, deck. Con- has openings for experienced MATERIAL
only $150.763-9599 enhance your online 570-474-0154 veniently located To place your HANDLERS/FORKLIFT OPERATORS and
between Clarks
ad. Post up to 6 ad Call Toll Free experienced BLOW MOLD MACHINE
Line up a place to live captioned photos Summit and
1-800-427-8649 TECHNICIANS.
MOUNTAINTOP
of your pet Tunkhannock;
in classified! Expand your text to hardwood floors;
include more central vac; Successful candidates will have a minimum
KITCHEN SET,
child’s $25. information, include retractable
awning;
deck
pristine
SALE BY OWNER of two years experience in a manufacturing
570-457-4494 your contact facility. Positions will be on a 12 hour shift
condition.
SCHOOL TABLE:
information such
as e-mail, address
900 Call Shari at ERA working every other weekend. Please send
child’s school table REAL ESTATE Brady Associates West Wyoming resume to:
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with 6 chairs, heavy
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or website.
FOR SALE $275,000 Call
(570) 836-3848 TOYTOWN
12 Watson Street
Pretium Packaging
570-474-0154 or email
3 bedroom Ranch.
512 Forest Road, Hazleton, PA 18202
sonshine@epix.net. or email to khalterman@pretiumpkg.com
Job Seekers are 906 Homes for Sale Corner, double lot,
looking here! 71 Mountain Road
central air, all No phone calls please.
Where's your ad? Having trouble
paying your mort- FORTY FORT 17 year old 2 story,
hardwood floors.
$118,000.
E.O.E
570-829-7130 and
ask for an employ-
DACHSHUND PUPPIES gage?
behind on your
Falling 65 West
Pettebone St.
single family home,
Move right in this
Call 570-693-4451
AKC registered beautiful 3 bed-
ment specialist 2 males - $350 ea. payments? You 542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/ 542 Logistics/
may get mail from room, 2 1/2 baths.
Call for information,
people who promise Eat in kitchen with Transportation Transportation Transportation
786 Toys & Games 570-864-2207 pergo floors and
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee silestone counter
XBOX-360. Cord- in advance. Report tops, two tiered
less racing wheel them to the Federal island. Dining room,
CDL CLASS A
and pedals. $30. Trade Commission, family room with
Guitar hero drum
and guitar. $40 ENGLISH BULLDOG the nation’s con- fireplace, additional
great room with
DRIVERS
sumer protection Sunday April 3rd
570-693-2612 Female For Sale. agency. Call 1-877- cathedral ceiling.
Fully AKC Regis- 1:00PM-3:00PM Finished basement
FTC-HELP or click
Looking for the right deal tered. Shots,Vet on ftc.gov. A mes-
Beautiful remod- with laundry room,
Checked, Champi- eled home in nice
on an automobile? on Line and she is
sage from The
neighborhood. 4
work shop and
TIRED OF LONG TRIPS...AWAY FROM HOME AT NIGHT
exercise room.
Turn to classified. 11 weeks old, cost
Times Leader and
the FTC.
bed, 3 bath, new Forced hot air fur-
It’s a showroom in print! $700:Email:juliemill carpeting new nace, central air. REINHART FOODSERVICE, LLC
DALLAS
kitchen, stainless
Classified’s got er011@hotmail.com
570-824-5651 appliances.
Two car attached
HAS THE CAREER FOR YOU!
garage. Extensive
the directions! A must see.
NEW CONSTRUCTION
$174,500.
landscaping with
waterfall & private
$1000.00 SIGN ON BONUS
794 Video Game Leave Message paver patio. 800
Systems/Games 570-881-8493 acres of state land CDL Class A drivers transport products from our Pittston domicile to
out back door. customer locations, conduct pre/post trip inspections, unload cased
GAMECUBE games, $230,000. products from trailer to desired customer location, and other duties as
new, never opened, GERMAN SHEPHERD PARSONS / WB Call 570-417-9162 assigned. Drivers must be willing to operate a Tracscan unit and be able
(1) Nintendo Game- 3 bedroom, quiet after 9AM to set up
cube Bomberman PUPPIES, AKC neighborhood. Off an appointment or to lift and/or move up to 50 pounds frequently and lift and/or move up
Black/Tan,
jetters, rated e.
Black/Red.
street parking, large email to 100 pounds occasionally. Excellent customer service and interperson-
$10. (1) Nintendo fenced yard. Fully whritzak@aol.com al skills are required.
gamecube A Series Hasenborn-Arminus
insulated. Low heat
570-825-5597
Of Unfortunate bills. Move in ready. Drug Free, EEO/AAP/M/F/H/V/D. Reasonable accommodations may
Events, rated e.
$7.00 (2) PlaySta-
570-239-5498
$72,000
Call (570) 262-4400
Collect cash, not dust! be made to enable individuals with disabilities to perform the essential
tion 2 steering LINE UP Clean out your function of a position.
wheels & foot ped-
als for racing
A GREAT DEAL... SUGARLOAF basement, garage Reinhart offers an attractive compensation program, a comprehensive
games. 20. each IN CLASSIFIED! 2 houses. Must sell benefits package including health insurance, eye and dental insurance,
or 2 for $30.
570-696-3528 LAB PUPS
Sundays, 12 to 2
together. Each has
its own utilities on
or attic and call the and 401(k), and the opportunity to work in a well-established and
307 Canter Dr. growth-oriented company.
GUITAR ONLY for
ACA registered-
Wormed and shots.
2,700 sq. ft.,
2.57 acres. 3 car
garage with 3 large
Classified depart-
$386,500 For confidential consideration, apply at www.RFShires.com or
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PITTSTON 570.822.3968
sq. ft. Great,
clean assembly
yard, newly remod-
eled. $475/month +
438 Tripp St
2nd floor, 1 bed-
room, quiet, fridge
HANOVER TWP
214 Taft Street
2 APARTMENTS
space; A/C; Gas
heat; Own meters;
New 1/2 baths;
utilities & security.
Call (570) 472-2392
Off street parking, - Light & bright
and stove, off-street 2nd floor. Modern 2 on site laundry. freight elevator Looking to buy a
open floor plans home?
KINGSTON
parking. Garbage, bedroom. Newer Deck/porch. Tenant Owner/Agent
sewer, water includ- kitchen, bath, stove pays electric, trash - All major 908-852-4410 Place an ad here
ed. No pets. $400/ & fridge. Washer & & water/sewage. and let the
Like New 2 bed- appliances included
month plus lease dryer in basement. 3 bedroom $695. sellers know!
room apartment in - Pets welcome*
and security. $500 + utilities & 2 bedroom $575. 570-829-7130
great neighbor-
570-690-1003 security. No pets. hood. 2nd floor. Security required. - Close to everything
91
small bedroom, lots 570-969-9268
eled home with required. Call Scott 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2
%
Totally renovated of closets, built in Certain Restrictions
everything new. 6 room apartment. (570)823-2431 baths, Utilities by
linen, built in hutch, Apply*
New kitchen, baths, Partially furnished, Ext. 137 tenant. $600. Sec-
hardwood and car-
bedrooms, tile brand new fridge/ tion 8 Welcome. Call
peted floors, fire-
floors, hardwoods, electric range, elec- 570-690-6289
place, storage
granite countertops, tric washer & dryer. before 6pm
room, yard, w/d,
all new stainless of Times Leader
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
Brand new custom
draperies, Roman
shades, carpeting /
fridge, air condition-
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windows. 2 bed- $950/month 2nd floor 2 bed- room, kitchen, off
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
room + large attic 570-406-1411 room, 1 1/2 bath. All street parking. IN CLASSIFIED! *2008 Pulse Research
loft bedroom with $600/month + utili-
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$154,900 (835.00 /
spacious walk-in
closet, full tiled bath
appliances included.
Washer & dryer. ties, security & ref-
erences. Call Clas-
WILKES-BARRE SOUTH AMERICA
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access to I-81, + utilities. No pets. Callahan 1 & 2 bedroom RENTALS
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airport & casino, off Call 570-287-9631 718-4959 Ext. 1306 apartments.
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$750 + utilities & Available May 1 rooms or other.
Great neighbor- able. Starting at
security. Over 30 years
$440. 570-332-5723
Today?
570-762-8265 hood! 2nd floor, 2 managed service
912 Lots & Acreage bedrooms. Large provided. NO
WILKES-BARRE
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2 bedroom, 1st floor IFICATION/APPLICA-
very top of moun- 2nd floor, appli- carpet & appliances building in historic
Just renovated. room, $515 month + TION REQUIRED.
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LUZERNE
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kitchen; bonus
way enters from microwave. Off garage. No pets / hookup, off street room; off street to place your ad.
Tulla Drive.
Construction of
street parking.
Porch & Yard. Sun
smoking. $675.
Some utilities includ-
parking, quiet
neighborhood, no
2nd floor, 2 bed-
room, $500 month
parking. $650.
month includes
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
home required by room. Available ed. Lease & 3 bedroom single
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Restricted utilities. Small pets p.m., 570-814-6714 No Pets. parking. Call Driveway, yard, nice
Covenants Apply. ok. 570-357-1138 & water included. 570-406-2789 570-650-1266 area. $800 + utilities
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DVD Player, Curtis.
716 Building 726 Clothing 730 Computer 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & Brand new, never 768 Personal 776 Sporting Goods
Materials Equipment & Accessories Accessories used, still in box.
includes remote. Electronics
PURSES/CLOTHING: CROSS BOW LEG-
American Eagle Software COMPUTER DESK, HEADBOARD brass $20. TV Toshiba. END exercise
GLASS DOOR. 3 32” with remote, BLACKBERRY
way glass door for Outfitters wool light wood tone, queen size head- Storm 9530 Verizon machine, very good
design $3. Victoria PRINTER excellent condition condition, sacrifice
bath tub. $25 keyboard pullout, board with bed rails. $20. Smartphone global
Secret black /pink CARTRIDGES, new $200.570-788-2388
570-331-8183 shelf for tower com- Headboard is 5’ W X 570-288-0414 phone, camera,
slipper boots, medi- Lexmark, black &
puter. $10. 42” H $50. Maple email, text, internet
WINDOW Silver Line um $3. Liz Clai- color all 100XL (4 in ELECTRIC PUMP
570-278-2517 kitchen table & 2 Wanna make a access, bluetooth,
vinyl replacement borne small butterfly all). List $89 sell for speedy sale? Place Coleman. Brand
captain chairs. $50. car charger, AC
window, double print leather purse $50. Call DESK 3 large draw- your ad today 570- new, still in box $20.
570-829-4776 charger, all manu-
hung, NEW, never $4. Misses /junior 570-288-3894 or ers, drop down 829-7130. 570-288-0414
570-650-6434 als, CD. Excellent
used 30 1/4 X 51 1/4. Old Navy & Ameri- top, storage com- LOVESEAT &
condition. $75. Selling Your
$60. 570-735-5482 can Eagle tops, XS partments. Paid OTTOMAN solid 758 Miscellaneous 570-479-1463 Furniture?
to Medium $1. 732 Exercise $150. $80. or best sand colored cush-
Do it here in the
WINDOW: new vinyl each Old Navy offer. 5 piece full ioned, excellent COLLEGE BOOKS
replacement win- size 6 flare jeans Equipment BEDROOM SET, 5 shape $200. Writing a Research 770 Photo Classifieds!
dow size: 28 3/4” x $2. Pants/khaki’s drawer chest, nite Paper, 5th Edition, 570-829-7130
58 3/4” low e argon sizes 4, 6, 8, 10 $2. DP WEIGHT BENCH stand, dresser with SOFA: 100% Italian ISBN: 1-877653-66-
Equipment
gas thermo pane each. Lilu small with 100lb weight mirror & headboard. black leather sofa & 7 $2. Life As We FISHING POLES: 4
set for $65. Steel MANFROTTO Mono brand new fishing
$150. 570-288-3189 purse with cute $400. or best offer. loveseat, very good Know It, a collection -Pod model 681B.
buttons from Pac tube frame with leg 570-477-2281 condition $550. of Personal Essays poles/ 3 brand new
WINDOWS (3) New developer, targets Excellent Condition. reels $220.
Sun $3. Black slip- 570/824-7807 or by Foote Sweeney, $50. or best offer.
storm windows, on waitress shoes upper & lower body DESK, drop down 570-545-7006 ISBN: 0-7434- 570-654-2396
asking $60. total. muscle groups. Call top 3 drawers, MINOLTA MAXXUM
size 6-1/2 rarely 7686-7 $5. Ger- 8000i 35MM film GOLF WALKING
570-825-5847 worn $1.50 Asics 570-430-1366 pecan finish, 36x 44 PATIO SET: Brown minal by Emile Zola
x15” excellent con- Jordan patio table camera with 2 lens- CARTS (2) hardly
track cleats WORKBENCH: ISBN: 978-0-14- es & off camera used $15.00 each.
720 Cemetery silver/light green, dition. $95. (60” X 34”) & 6 044742-2 $5.
Olympic Powertec 570-287-2517 chairs hunter green flash unit, reduced 570-822-7903
size 7 $3. Semi or 570-696-3528
Plots/Lots prom dress, David’s
workbench model $700. 479-2300 $275 Very good
GUN CABINET
WB_OB11 includes DRESSER clothes HELMET, size medi- condition. 570-788-
Bridal metallic blue/ holds 6 rifles, locks
CEMETERY PLOTS grey, tea length,
bubble, strapless ,
an olympic 45 lb bar
plus 190 lbs in plates
dresser 44” w x 32”
hx19” deep, lite
SINK BASE CABI-
NET, 24” X 30”,
um, black, $8 or
best offer. 823-4941
2388 after 5 pm
on shelves & draw-
er. $80. Call
Plymouth National (235 lbs total) also wood color, 4 draw- blond wood, new,
Cemetery in size $15. Dolly’s clamps, curl attach- ers, good condition never used. $75.
774 Restaurant (570) 735-5482
HUMIDIFIER $7.
Wyoming. 6 Plots. Boutique, Sherri Hill ment & olympic $50 after 3pm 570-371-9984 POOL CUE $10. Equipment WADERS: Simms
$450 each. Call short prom dress curling bar with set 570-655-3197 RECORD ALBUMS
570-825-3666 violet & pink with TABLE LAMP with stocking-foot fishing
of clamps. Will $2. each.
bow at waist, can ENTERTAINMENT shade $10. 2 end RESTAURANT waders, like new.
require a large vehi- Call 570-823-4970
be worn strapless, CENTER solid oak table lamps with EQUIPMENT, considered the best
cle to transport this
726 Clothing size 3/4. $30. item. $425 Raymour & Flanni- shades $12. LADDER: 32’. alu- 8x12 walk in by fishing guides,
Unique Tiffany terra gan paid $750 ask- 570-823-4970 minum extension Goretex Pro $150.
(570) 822-1179 cooler $2300;
BLAZER, ladies, all cotta color with ing $150. Hunter off ladder, barely used - Winland heavy-duty
wool fully lined, new, TV STAND - for tvs 8x8x10 walk equipment bag,
beading, layered, white ceiling fan $180. 814-3758
size 12, 1 black, 1 lace, Vintage look- 734 Fireplace $20. 570-457-4494 up to 28”, side door in freezer $3800; plenty of pockets for
Pizza oven with
purple $15. each. ing, strapless from Accessories & 2 shelves , really Too many baby
stones $2000;
all your fishing gear.
Ladies black leather Prom Excitement, E N T E R TA I N M E N T nice!! $20.735-3765 toys? $50. 570-823-3030
jacket, size 12 $20. FIREPLACE: vent CENTER tan oak Stainless steel
size 12, runs small. Pass them on, sell
Ladies tweed coat, free 30,000 BTU with drawsm holds kitchen hood
size 1X $10. Ladies
$40. Short gold,
up to 32” TV, excel-
752 Landscaping & them with an ad! $3000; Stainless 778 Stereos/
sequin bodice, full propane fireplace
long black wool tulle sparkly bottom with 43” wood sur- lent condition $20. Gardening 570-829-7130 steel pizza oven Accessories
coat, size 12 $10. round, has thermo- BED FRAME queen. hood $4000;
from David’s Bridal, WEED EATER Kraft, LADDER: 7’ WOOD RECEIVER Stereo
570-788-4502 stat & blower. W $30.570-288-0414 bread pan rack
size 4, $15. BCBG $10. BLOWERS (2) STEP LADDER $25. technics receiver
Heats 1000 sq. ft. $100; 2 soup
black short semi Toro Electric. $10 570-779-9791 model SA450, 2
BLAZERS ladies size Call after 6:30 week FURNITURE: warmers for $100;
dress, sequins on each. 570-654-1169 Fisher XP-7B speak-
small, red & beige days or any time ARMOIR, Elegant & LAWN CHAIR, cast 2 door sandwich
top, flowy, beautiful, ers, excellent condi-
$5. each. Ladies week ends. $225. versatile, 2 doors at iron, $75, TABLE, prep table $500.
size 4. $20. BCBG tion $125. 693-2820
summer pants suit 570-675-0005 top accommodates 754 Machinery & coffee, glass top, All equipment is
red short semi,
size small $6. 28” TV, 4 large bot- $75,TREADMILL, sold as is. For
Call 570-823-4970
pleated criss
tom drawers for Equipment more info, call
crossed top, flowy 742 Furnaces & storage, solid oak,
Weslo, $100, TIVO, 780 Televisions/
$125, FIREPLACE, 570-847-0873
Doyouneedmorespace? skirt, can be worn-
Heaters with carved design, SNOW THROWER
faux, $100, BOOK-
Accessories
strapless, size 4 Ariens 24” cut, 7HP,
originally $850. sell
A yard or garage sale $20. 7 dance
COAL STOVE for $300. CARD tire, chains & elec- SHELVES (2) $20 RESTAURANT TELEVISION. Sony
each, TV STAND, EQUIPMENT,
in classified dresses sizes small,
medium & large $7. Pittston kitchen TABLE, solid dark tric start, tire
Sauder, $5, DESK, Somerset Dough
27”. $20
chains. $395. or 2 570-654-1169
is the best way each. 696-3528 $300. Master turbo wood textured
for $425. one for Computer, $75, Sheeter, Model
heater $125. mahogany, unique
tocleanoutyourclosets! 570-779-3332 table converts to full parts. 570-636-3151 CHEST, cedar, $150,
TEA-CART, $75
CAR-100. 1 avail- TELEVISION: GE.
Works good. 28”.
able. $1,500 each
You’re in bussiness Job Seekers are dining table for 8 570-655-0952 Call for more info $100. 570-740-1246
with classified! looking here!
HEATER, portable people, originally 756 Medical 570-498-3616.
space heater, 12 $595. sell $350. PERFUME & PER-
CLOTHING - Where's your ad? gallon kerosene or DINING CHAIRS 4 Equipment FUME GIFT SET in RESTAURANT 782 Tickets
Women’s tops, with 570-829-7130 and fuel oil. $70. Call matching antique original boxes, EQUIPMENT, Bak-
tags, 1X - 2X, 200
pieces, $1 each.
ask for an employ- (570) 825-5810 chairs, beautifully
carved backrests in
LIFT CHAIR Wings, White Dia-
monds, Eternity,
ers Pride Oven, BUS TRIPS
cottons, mole skin, ment specialist HEATER: Timberline Summit stairway lift, Model KOS-1, 115 Yankee Baseball
rounded grapevine 1 year old, barely Bob Mackie, volt, single deck
knits $1 each. vent-free propane Tigers 4/2, $79
pattern, legs are used, battery back- Mambo, $8. to $45. oven. $350;
570-735-5084 730 Computer gas heater 15,000
Queen Anne style, up. Asking $1800 or 570-301-8515 SOMERSET TURN Blue Jays 4/30, $79
to 25,000 BTUs,
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