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arch’s “Spam as you know about the calamity
of the Month” going on in my country Libya.
e-mail comes This is basically a confidential
from Mr. Abu transaction involving transfer
WHAT’S Shola Gamal, an oil engineer
from Libya, who is looking
of fund which is not connected
with arms, drugs or money
YOUR for a “prospective business
acquaintance.” If I help him,
laundering. It is the product of
an over-invoiced payment by
FAVORITE I’m promised 30 percent of
$45 million large. How could I
one of the foreign companies
we supplied ... I had no option

THING resist passing up $13.5 million,


especially since it would be a
than to carry the funds, hence the
violence in here began to impact

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shut down.
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consideration the manner and you 30 percent of the total sum,
medium with which I have which is $45 million. The fund
initiated this contact, but I will is currently out of Libya. Do
appeal to you to give me the respond to my mail if you are to
benefit of the doubt. I am Mr. help.”
Abu Shola Gamal, an oil and I’ll surely be writing next
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companies in my country here in Tahitian island, which is the first
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index
Mar 30 - Apr 5, 2011
By Chuck Shepherd
Weekender Wire Services
DUDE DRESSES LIKE A The gifts, acknowledged in Feb- handed after the resident, Joan
LADY ruary, mean that a scoreboard Parmenter, 79, knocked Luke
Gen. Than Shwe of Myanmar, clock, an administrative office, down with one punch to the jaw.
leader of Asia’s most author- the street leading to the complex
itarian regime, made a rare public and a walking trail will all be RECURRING THEMES
named for him. Another “Sovereign” Citizen:
COVER STORY appearance in February but
dressed in a women’s sarong. -- Theory of Evolution: Last In February, the Sarasota (Fla.)
40-41 Most likely, according to a report year, the highly qualified agricul- Police Department fired veteran
on AOL News, he was challeng- ture expert Ricardo Salvador was homicide detective Tom Laugh-
LISTINGS ing the country’s increasingly
successful “panty protests” in
passed over by Iowa State Uni-
versity to run its Center for Sus-
lin, almost a year after he had
filed formal papers identifying
THIS JUST IN...10 which females opposed to the tainable Agriculture, even after himself as part of the “sovereign”
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT…20 regime toss their underwear at the person who finished ahead of movement, whose members
CONCERTS…22-23 the leaders or onto government him declined the job. According believe they are beyond the con-
property to, according to super- to a June Chronicle of Higher trol of any government and can
AGENDA…42, 48, 51, 55 Education report, Salvador had establish their own financial
stition, weaken the oppressors.
THEATER…45 (Men wear sarongs, too, in committed an unpardonable faux system (which usually makes
SPEAK & SEE…54 Myanmar, but the general’s sa- pas during the hiring process: By them much richer — on paper),
rong was uniquely of a design stating the obvious fact that cows among other assertions. (The
MUSIC worn by women.) An Internet
site run by the protesters urges
everywhere, historically, eat
“grass.” (Since Iowa’s dominant
U.S. Constitution is cited as their
authority, but only the original
CASIOKIDS...14 sympathetic women worldwide crop is corn, “grass” was the and not the popular version,
STRFKR...14 to “post, deliver or fling” panties wrong answer.) When a Chron- which is a sham secretly
MUSIC ON THE MENU… 16 at any Burmese embassy. icle reporter asked the dean of switched with the original by
ALBUM REVIEWS…18 Iowa State’s agriculture school President Abraham Lincoln.) In a
BRIGHT IDEAS whether cows evolved eating subsequent interview with the
CHARTS…18 -- In late 2010, a Georgia util- grass, the dean said she did not Sarasota Herald-Tribune, Laugh-
ity contractor discovered an have an “opinion” about that. lin, who had a strong record as a
STAGE & SCREEN elaborate “Internet-controlled
PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM
detective, acknowledged that
MOVIE REVIEW…25 network of web-accessible cam- maybe he had gotten carried
eras” and three shotguns aimed US away.
RALPHIE REPORT…26 into a food-garden plot on a (1) Over the last 10 years,
STARSTRUCK…26 Georgia Power Company right of newspaper vendor Miljenko A NEWS OF THE WEIRD
NOVEL APPROACH…44 way (as reported by the Augusta Bukovic, 56, of Valparaiso, CLASSIC (JULY 2006)
STAGE…44 Chronicle in January). The Ge- Chile, has acquired 82 Julia In April (2006), a dead, decay-
orgia Wildlife Resources Divi- Roberts face tattoos on his upper ing cow got caught on a tree
body, all, he said, inspired by branch at a dam near West Mil-
FOOD & FASHION sion and U.S. Homeland Security
took a look, but by then, the scenes from the movie “Erin ford, W.Va., and remained there
NEWS OF THE WEIRD…7 structure had been moved. Brockovich.” (2) On Feb. 21, for “several weeks,” according to
GREEN PIECE...45 (Homeland Security speculated Jessica Davey, 22, of Salisbury, an Associated Press report,
that the set-up was to keep feral England, saw that her car had grossing out neighbors, while
DISH...46 been wrongly immobilized with five government agencies split
hogs away from the food stock.)
CASSANDRA COLEMAN...50 -- Principal Angela Jennings of a boot. Angry at probably mis- hairs to keep from getting in-
BUT THEN AGAIN…55 Rock Chapel Elementary School sing work, she locked herself in volved. Could the West Milford
TELL US…56 in Lithonia, Ga., resigned after the car, thus impeding the tow city government move the cow?
an investigation revealed that she truck, and remained for 30 hours, (No, outside city limits.) State
MISC. had temporarily unenrolled 13
students last year for the sole
until a parking inspector dropped
by and removed the boot.
Department of Natural Re-
sources? (No, they handle only
SPRING FLING...52 purpose of keeping them from wild animals.) State Environ-
MOTORHEAD…53 annual statewide tests because LEAST COMPETENT mental Protection agency? (No,
she feared their scores would CRIMINALS the cow presents no ecological
SORRY MOM & DAD...53
drag down her school’s perform- Not Ready for Prime Time: (1) danger.) State Agriculture De-
SHOW US SOME SKIN…58 ance. (When the test was over, Arkeen Thomas, 19, broke into a partment? (No, it’s a local issue.)
SIGN LANGUAGE…59 Jennings re-enrolled them.) The home in Port St. Lucie, Fla., in Regional Water Board? (No, just
WEEKENDER MAN…77 resignation, effective in June, was March, but the residents were no.) Finally, workers from the
WEEKENDER MODEL…78 revealed in February by Atlanta’s present, and the male resident state Division of Highways,
WSB-TV. immediately punched Thomas in along with volunteer firefighters,
the mouth, sending him fleeing. removed the cow. W
ON THE COVER YIKES! (Minutes later, a woman identi-
DESIGN by…STEVE HUSTED -- Questionable Redemption: fied as Thomas’ mother arrived, (Are you ready for News of
PHOTO OF RED HOT ANNIE For two philanthropic gifts total- picked up her son’s gold teeth the Weird Pro Edition? Every
ing $105,000, Jim Massen, 80, a that had been knocked out, and Monday at
by SHIMONA HENRY retired television repairman and left.) (2) In March, Briton Luke NewsoftheWeird.blogspot.com
VOLUME 18 • ISSUE 20 farmer in Windsor, Ontario, has Clay, 21, was sentenced to eight and www.WeirdUniverse.net.
perhaps salvaged his good name, months in prison by a Notting- Other handy addresses:
overcoming a 1990 guilty plea ham Crown Court judge for a WeirdNews at earthlink.net,
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“Dance music for me is about having fun
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which was released March 8. that are easy to spend your whole life
WEEKENDER: “Reptil-
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worrying about.”
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hard to come up with the dan-
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with death or the way that it’s worked with The Dandy War- the band STRFKR?
affected me contemplating it so hols. He’s a great engineer and HODGES: When I named it,
much in the past is that I feel like mixer, but it’s hard having two it was just me. I was in another
it’ll make you appreciate life brains making the final decision band, and I was sick of playing
more and not take things as seri- on songs, especially when I music in a certain way, I was sick
ously. Dance music for me is wrote it and have an idea of how of the music industry, so I was
about having fun and just not it should sound. It’s hard to know like, ‘F--k that.’ But I still played
worrying about the big things when to let go, but it was a really music for fun and thought I
that are easy to spend your whole good experience. Now I know should play out-of-house shows,
life worrying about — to trans- how to use other people’s skills a and I just heard someone use that
late them into me writing dance little more, and now I feel a little term once, and I thought it was
Portland-based STRFKR will perform at the River songs, it kind of helps me lighten more solid about what mine are. ridiculous and funny.
Street Jazz Cafe Friday, April 1. up. WEEKENDER: Portland I’m obviously not trying to get
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that will make a stop at the River band’s writing process? istic haven. How have you seen ironically, is the most successful
By Nikki M. Mascali Street Jazz Cafe in Plains Twp. HODGES: I write and still the city change? band I’ve been in. It’s kind of
Weekender Editor Friday, April 1. Casiokids will pretty much record most of it. HODGES: As I was growing annoying because it definitely
open the show. This last album was the most up, it was kind of dark and de- hurts us, but we can’t change the

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or Starf--ker — or “They’re amazing live,” collaboration I’ve ever done with pressing, it’s way different now. name, that’s like the whole f--
STRFKR — the road to STRFKR frontman/founder anything, and Keil, the drummer, It’s kind of like when I first king thing, you know?” W
NEPA was long. The five- Hodges told the Weekender as helped me with some of the moved to New York when I was
piece electronica band made up the band was en route to San writing. One of my friends that like 21. It kind of feels how Wil-
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Shawn Glassford, Ian Luxton and have them open for us, they’re years, but we’re not in a band only with white people. Portland
Keil Corcoran left its homebase like the worst opening band to together, helped me finish some is like the whitest city on the
of Portland, Ore., in early March have because they’re so good,” he of the songs. planet, it’s cool though.
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made a pitstop at South By Portland, what’s really behind the HODGES: Oh, yeah, definite- about moving to Los Angeles all 9 p.m., River Street Jazz Cafe
Southwest before trekking its band’s name and STRFKR’s ly. I feel like it’s a good challenge the time for the weather, but (667 N. River St., Plains Twp.).
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“We make (songs) together while them on the tour” — Casiokids will
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Weekender Editor things that we come up with in the Mexico for the first time. In fact,
studio is actually that very moment the show in Mexico will be at its

T
he music of Norway runs we came up with the melody,” namesake’s office in Mexico City.
the gamut from ’80s pop- Endresen said recently from the “We were actually invited by
group A-ha to having been studio. “There’s a lot of editing … Casio to play that gig,” Endresen
at the forefront of the “second sometimes it takes a long, long said. “We’ve never done anything
wave” of black metal in the early time to get to the right end. We just for Casio before, they did contact
’90s. try out everything.” us once when we played in Lon-
Somewhere in between lies Though the album isn’t finished, don. There was a PR representative
Casiokids, an electronic-pop outfit Casiokids will try out some of that wanted to let us know that
that British music magazine NME those new songs when the band Casio approved of what we were
described as “the best thing to opens for STRFKR at the River doing, which was kind of funny.”
come out of Norway since black Street Jazz Cafe Friday, April 1. CASIOKIDS Endresen and company aren’t
metal.” Formed in 2005, Casiokids “It’ll be exciting to see how that different perspective, and it really al vibe of the audience, I find that hoping for a sponsorship by Casio,
features Ketil Kinden Endresen, works,” Endresen said. “The good helps us get to the finishing line it’s more similar around the world though.
Fredrik Ogreid Vogsborg, Omar thing about having our own studio quickly.” wherever we play, somehow it’s “I’m not sure if we’re going to
Johnsen and Kjetil Bjoreid Aabo. is that we can do adjustments and One of the biggest differences similar in this dance-y vibe,” he do something apart from that festiv-
Its music is fun and upbeat, and the try out things and go back in the Endresen sees between audiences at stated. “Even if they don’t know the al,” he said. “For us, the Casio in
band, which has been working on a studio to see what works and what home and audiences elsewhere is words or the language, it’s pretty our band name is more about the
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new album for the past few months doesn’t work and what got a good that “when we play in Scandinavia, astonishing to see how it works on nostalgia of the Casio keyboards
in its studio in Bergen, Norway, reaction. When we play for an many people know the words.” a similar way wherever we play from the ’80s, but we’re happy to
records them in an unusual way. audience, we sometimes get a “But when it comes to the gener- really.” be invited.” W
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back and forth into his lascivious

Dance of the Dolls alter ego Buster Poindexter.


Converse to the rockers are
tracks like “Kids Like You,”
They’re relegated to openers less gritty than the old days. which features a mournful organ
on an upcoming summer tour However, what the Dolls lack in treatment and slow, shuffling
featuring Poison and Motley aggression, they’ve more than drum brushes, while the guttural
Crue, but the New York Dolls made up for with a refreshing whisky in Johansen’s voice offers
were loud, trashy and glamorous sense of musical diversity and sage advice to a hard-nosed
rock ’n’ roll pioneers while often campy air of whimsy. generation in limbo. In all, the
Bret Michaels and Vince Neil Opener “Fool For You Baby” mix is unmistakably New York
were still in grade school. The sounds like a lost Phil Spector Dolls: Still a little delirious,
band that produced the much- session, with a wall of sound- a little snotty and fiercely
romanticized, pre-punk guitar inspired “bum, bum, bum, do, do, independent — the edges have
god in the late, great Johnny do” vocal refrain and 1950s/early just been tapered a bit.
Thunders and influenced all glam 1960s pop-themed performance. The continuing evolution
rockers since Kiss onward, is “Streetcake” is a contemplative, of the guys who started a
back with “Dancing Backward In breathy mid-tempo rocker that revolution, the New York Dolls
High Heels.” sees drummer Brian Delaney continue to inspire with a
Key to mention is that this and bassist Jason Hill (who also shamelessly reckless attitude and
record is not classic New York produced the album) locking a whole lot of off-kilter fun. New York Dolls
Dolls riff ’n’ roll per se. The snarl
and fury that defined the band’s
into an intriguing, shapeless
rhythm. Original axe-slinger
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Weekender Correspondent
High Heels”
eponymous 1973 debut is a little Sylvain Sylvain conjures up a

“Forevermore,” replacing it with a more mastermind behind the album, which


blues-based style of rock ’n’ roll that is heavily influenced by 1980s pop.
sounds more like their earliest albums. Each of the five tracks has that 1980s
While the style may be a bit of a return overly dramatic feel to it, and without
to Whitesnake’s roots, the production is further embellishment by Suwito, would
every bit as big and over the top as it was probably leave listeners feeling a little
25 years ago, so this album is big — and
deprived. Despite looking to the past for
loud. The band starts off strong with
his inspiration, Suwito is by no means an
“Steal Your Heart Away,” a raw, dirty
unoriginal copycat. Polaris at Noon has
rocker that establishes the main lyrical
theme of the album: love. Fundamental managed to take that dated sound and
human emotions can inspire passionate infuse it with a creative version of indie
and powerful songwriting, and the dance music. “En Pointe’s” opening
band does so very well here, sometimes track, “Red,” is a piano/keyboard-driven
celebrating it (“Love Will Set You Polaris at Noon pop-rock track. Suwito establishes that
Free”), sometimes pursuing it (“Tell Me “En Pointe” he has more than just mixing talents on
Whitesnake How”), and occasionally lamenting its the song, showing that he’s capable of
“Forevermore” loss (“One Of These Days”). Coverdale’s
W W W 1/2 pulling off some strong and anthemic
WWWW lyrics approach the subject from many
angles, and do so in a way that is down-
’80s sound gets vocals. Although Polaris at Noon’s music
contains elements of rock, “En Pointe”
This snake still to-earth and real, drawing the listener in refreshed is more a dance album than anything.
by appealing to his or her empathy, or
has bite occasionally, envy.
The man behind rock-dance band
Tracks “Far Away” and “On” are
hypnotic and upbeat. The tracks conjure
“Forevermore,” the latest album from “Forevermore” proves hands down up visions of dancing masses under
Polaris at Noon, Jason Suwito, is like
Whitesnake, serves as notice to anyone that after more than three decades, a mad musical scientist. He mixes, strobe lights and swirling disco balls.
Whitesnake still can put out an album produces, performs, writes and does
who thought that the band was down for The fact that Polaris at Noon’s music can
that is as good (or better) than its just about everything else that goes
the count following lead singer David inspire such a vision with just a listen
peers, drawing on the band’s years of into making music. Luckily, he does it
Coverdale’s throat problems a few years experience without sounding dated. says a lot about Suwito’s capabilities as a
well, resulting in an insanely unique and musician..
ago. More so than that, this album is Younger fans can take some inspiration catchy blend of rock and electronica that
a great showcase for those who only from it, while the older ones can smile is both hypnotizing and entertaining.
associate the band with the glitz and and say “Told ya so …” The band is set to release a new EP, “En
glam of their ’80s heyday. Whitesnake -- Michael Irwin Pointe,” on April 12. -- Lisa Schaeffer
sheds some of that glossy image on Weekender Correspondent Unsurprisingly, Suwito was the sole Weekender Correspondent

Top 8 at 8 with Ralphie Aversa Top 10 Local Albums


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B re a ke rs, M o h e g a n S u n : B a t t l e o f t h e B a n d s B re a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : Tr i b e s
B r e w s B r o t h e r s , L u z e r n e : B e v a n & Ke v i n B rew s B ro t h e rs, L u z e r n e : M - 8 0
C h a c k o ’ s : Ka r t u n e B rew s B ro t h e rs P i t t s to n : A . M . R a d i o
H a rd w a re B a r, W i l k e s - B a r re : M - 8 0 Chacko’s: Stealing Neal
H u n s ’ We s t S i d e C a f é é : D J B o u n c e C o l o s s e u m : L e S e a n “ S h a d y ” M c C o y, D J c y n w / R e s i d e n t D J K i n g - B /
K i l d a re ’ s : Ka ra o k e N i g h t w / To n y P i a z z a Wo o g i e
K n u c k l e h e a d s : F R E E J u k e b ox G ro t t o, G a t e w a y C e n t e r, E d w a rd s v i l l e , F i n a l F o u r
O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e H a rd w a re B a r, S c ra n t o n : B e s t a b s / b e e r g u t c o n t e s t
P u b M a x a t F o u r S e a s o n s G o l f : Ka r a o k e w / B a d a B i n g H a rd w a re B a r, W i l k e s - B a r re : P i n k S l i p
R i v e r S t r e e t A l e H o u s e : O p e n M i c w / Pa u l M a r t i n H u n s ’ W e s t S i d e C a f é é : N CA A F i n a l F o u r
R i ve r S t re e t Ja z z C a f é é : S i s te r h o o d o f S o n g J i m M c C a r t h y ’ s : O l d i e s Ka r a o k e
Rodano’s: King’s Social w/ Red Bull Ron K i n g s , M o u n t a i n To p : O z
R o x 5 2 : B e e r Po n g O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e a n d D J E F X
R i ve r S t re e t Ja z z C a f é é : T h e B e s t w / Ju s t i n M a z e r
To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : D J C o s m o R ox 5 2 : C o o l R i d e
Wo o d l a n d s : D J Ke v ( C l u b H D ) S e n u n a s ’ : H i g h Te n s i o n W i re s
S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : A m i d L i f e C r i s i s
S ta n ’ s C a f é é : D J A l e ro
Friday: To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : J o h n “ G u i d o ” P h i l l i p s
5 Star Bar & Grill: Oddesea-He Wo o d l a n d s : ( E v o l u t i o n ) D J D J Kev, E x c l u s i v e & T h e S o u l R ev i v a l
Amici: Music For Models
B a r o n O a k : G ra c e s D ow n fa l l Sunday:
B a r t & U r b y ’ s : J a z z w / D o w n t i m e J a z z Tr i o a n d @ 6 : 3 0 p . m . , D J H o t B a n k o ’ s : M r. E c h o
Vince @ 10 p.m. B rew s B ro t h e rs, L u z e r n e : S to n ey C re e k
B r e a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : T h e Pa n i c S w i t c h M i d t o w n : N A S CA R
B rew s B ro t h e rs, P i t t s to n : C o u n t r y N i g h t w / D J C ro c ke t t R ox 5 2 : F re e J u k e b ox
C h a c ko ’ s : S t ra w b e r r y Ja m S t a n ’ s C a f é é : N A S CA R
C o l o s s e u m : Fra t H o u s e Fr i d a y ! To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : N A S CA R
Furia: DJ Bounce Wo o d l a n d s : T h e To n e s w / D J G o d f a t h e r
G ro t t o, H a r v e y s L a k e : P h y l l i s H o p k i n s B a n d
G r o t t o , O u t s i d e W y o m i n g Va l l e y M a l l : S p e r a z z a D u o Monday:
Gypsies (Mt Airy): Johnny Unit Jim McCar thy’s: Unplugged Monday - Open Mic
H a rd w a re B a r, S c ra n t o n : T h e U l t i m a t e B a c h e l o re t t e Pa r t y w / M e n f ro m R i v e r S t re e t A l e H o u s e : M r. E c h o a n d T h e A l e H o u s e B a n d
t h e 2 0 1 0 C h i p p e n d a l e s To u r
H a rd w a re B a r, W i l k e s - B a r re : B a b y G o t B a c k B i g A s s c o n t e s t , G re e n E g g s Tu e s d a y :
on stage B a r o n O a k : G. N . O .
Jim McCar thy’s: DJ Justin G ro t t o, H a r v e y s L a k e : S o u l I I
Liam’s: Mame H o p s & B a r l ey ’ s : A a ro n B r u c h
M c G ra t h ’ s , D a l t o n : M r. E c h o H u n s ’ W e s t S i d e C a f é é : A J J u m p a n d B r e t A l e xa n d e r
M i d t o w n : P J T h e D J, 2 0 l b H e a d K n u c k l e h e a d s : F r e e Po o l A l l D a y
O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : Ka o s i n t h e m a i n b a r, D J E F X a l l re q u e s t p a r t y i n O l e Ty m e C h a r l e y ’ s : K a r a o k e a n d B e e r P o n g , D J E F X i n t h e L a v a L o u n g e
t h e L a v a Lo u n g e S l a t e B a r & L o u n g e : Ti g h t l y W o u n d
P u b M a x a t F o u r S e a s o n s G o l f : Ka r a o k e w / B a d a B i n g To m m y b o y s B a r & G r i l l : O p e n M i c N i g h t
R i ve r S t re e t Ja z z C a f é é : S t r f c ke r & C a s i n o K i d s T h e Wo o d l a n d s : C o r p o r a t e Ka r a o k e
R ox 5 2 : F re e J u k e b ox
S e n u n a s ’ : N CA A F i n a l F o u r, H o f f m a n / S w a z B a n d
S l a t e B a r & Lo u n g e : S o u t h e r n C o m f o r t
Stan’s Caféé: PJ the DJ!
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011 $26 Clarence Spady Band: April 15 Dancestand USA ft. The Main Street
Todd Snider: May 21, $25 Cabinet: April 16 Cruisers: June 4, 7:30 p.m., $20-$55
Carbon Leaf: May 27, $23 Zach Deputy: April 21 Blue’s Clues Live: Blue’s Birthday
Mark Karan & Jemimah Puddleduck: Party: June 18-19, TIMES VARY, $13-$17
April 22 (on sale 3/31, noon)
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA Brothers Past: April 23
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Girls, Guns and Glory: April 29
Twp. Jam Stampede: April 30 SOME KIND OF JAM 6
THE BAKEHOUSE EMBASSY VINYL Larry the Cable Guy: April 14, 7:30 p.m. Mahavishnu Project: May 14 April 29-May 1 in Schuylkill Haven
United Penn Plaza, 152 S. Wyoming 352 Adams Ave., Scranton Elton John: April 22, 8 p.m., $29-$139 featuring 21 bands like The Budos
Ave., Kingston Daniel Higgs / The Skull Defekts / Avenged Sevenfold / Three Days Band, RAQ, Rumpke Mountain Boys,
570.498.9488 Zomes: April 6, 7:30 p.m., cost TBA, all Grace / Sevendust: April 29, 7 p.m., SCRANTON COMMUNITY Goosepimp Orchestra, Wisebird,
First Friday Art and Jazz Program ft. ages $25-$44.75 Dopapod, The Big Dirty, Psychedel-
Bob Schmitz / Clarissa and Henrick Record Store Day ft. Chic / Micro- Barney Live in Concert Birthday Bash: CONCERTS phia, The Coal Town Rounders and
Karlson: April 1, 5-8 p.m., free and waves / Kid Icarus / The Cringes: April May 10-11, TIMES VARY, $15-$55 Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton more on three stages, with vendors,
open to public. 16, noon-7 p.m. Michael Buble: June 8, 8 p.m., $61.20- Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan- late-night jams and more. $50 presale
Tigers Jaw / Lee Corey Oswald: April $103.65 na.edu, etix.com tickets on-sale now via www.jibber-
28, 8 p.m., $7, all ages Prices vary, student and group rates jazz.com and include full weekend of
CAESARS POCONO D. Rider / Many Arms: May 13, 7 p.m., available camping and music.
$7, all ages MOUNT AIRY CASINO Sweet Inspirations, Elvis Presley’s
RESORTS The Body / Nimbus Terrifix / Esopha- original backup singers: April 16, 7
1.877.800.5380 gus: May 20, 8 p.m., $8, all ages
RESORT p.m., $50, call to purchase. TOYOTA PAVILION AT
www.CPResorts.com 44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono The Music of Simon and Garfunkel
Hotel California (Eagles tribute): April Phone: 877.682.4791 starring A.J. Swearingen & Jonathan MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
9 www.mountairycasino.com Beedle: April 29 1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
Phil Vassar: April 10 F.M. KIRBY CENTER Jim Florentine: April 30, 9 p.m., $15, ton
Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April 15-16 71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre Gypsies Sugarland / Sara Bareilles: June 18,
Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees tribute): May Phone: 570.826.1100 SCRANTON CULTURAL 7:30 p.m., $36.50-$71
13-14 Madeline and the Bad Hat: March 30, Def Leppard / Heart: June 29, 7:30
The Village People: May 15 $6.50 PENN’S PEAK CENTER p.m., $39-$122.15
Byrd Pressley’s Comedy Series: May Firefall / Poco / Pure Prairie League: 325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe 420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m.,
27-29 April 7, 7:30 p.m., $32-$42 866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com. Phone: 888.669.8966 $43.50
Boogie Wonder Band: June 10-11 Disney’s Imagination Movers: April 9, Yes: March 30, 8 p.m., $54.25-$60.25 B-Street Band (A Night of Bruce Motley Crue / Poison / New York Dolls:
Bill Cosby: June 26 1:30 & 4:30 p.m., $20-$34 Randy Travis: April 1, 8 p.m., $48.25- Springsteen): March 31, 7 p.m. July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15
NEPA Philharmonic Season Finale: $53.25 Garrison Keillor: April 5, 7:30 p.m.,
May 6, 8 p.m. Live Wire: April 2, 8 p.m., $28 $52.50-$73.05
THE CRIMSON LION “The Big Adventures of Stuart Little:” Dave Mason: April 14, 8 p.m., $30 Guitars & Stars III: April 12, 7:30 p.m., VINTAGE THEATER
May 19, 10 a.m. Get the Led Out: April 15, 8 p.m., $31- $31.45-$56.35 119 Penn Ave., Scranton
HOOKAH LOUNGE The Science of Magic: May 20, 10 a.m. $41.75 Up & Coming Comedy Series: April 16, 570.589.0271
37 E. South St., Wilkes-Barre Daniel O’Donnell: May 31, 7 p.m., $57- Travis Tritt: April 29, 8 p.m., $46.25- 8 p.m., $16 The Misery Jackals / Down to Six /
Mountains / Mascara: April 3, 8 p.m., $87 $51.25 “The View” with a Scranton Attitude Echo Whiskey Charlie: April 8, 8 p.m.,
$5, all ages Drive-By Truckers: June 21, 8 p.m., $28 Gary Allan: May 6, 8 p.m., $49.25- Let’s Hear it from the Boys: May 6, 6 $5
MV & EE ft. Mick Flower: April 10, 8 $54.25 p.m., $6 Ted Leo / Eww Yaboo / Langor: April
p.m., $5, all ages Whitesnake: May 15, 8 p.m., $38.75 Duck for President, Fancy Nancy & 30, 8 p.m., $10
THE HIVE The Wailers: May 19, 8 p.m., $28 Other Stories: May 7, 10 a.m. Wiggles &
1307 Park Ave., Williamsport, Easton Corbin: June 2, 8 p.m., $28 Giggles, 11 a.m., show. $7 PHILADELPHIA
DOWNTOWN ARTS Phone: www.thehivepa.com Robin Trower: June 18, 8 p.m., $35.75 NEPA Philharmonic Masterworks IV:
(47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) Ice Nine Kills / With Life in Mind / An Uriah Heep: June 24, 8 p.m., $30 Inspiration: May 7, 8 p.m., $32-$65
Running Into Walls ft. Ben Freeman / Early Ending / All’s Quiet / Thoughts in Raymond the Amish Comic: July 9, 8 ELECTRIC FACTORY
Conscious Pilot / Gaje / Ohm / Freckle- Reverse / Annihilus / My Heart to Fear p.m., $22.25 3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
tone / Ramses / Emcee: Diesis-I: April / Terror in The Sky / Masons: April 10, Herman’s Hermits: July 22, 8 p.m., SHERMAN THEATER Phone: 215.LOVE.222
22, 8 p.m., $10, 18+ 4 p.m., $12 Advance, $15 Day of Show $35.75-$40.75 524 Main St., Stroudsburg TV On The Radio / Celebration / Sat-
Weight of the Crown / The Greenery / Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman- urn Never Sleeps: April 8, 8:30 p.m.
Terrible Minds / Dead And Dreaming / theater.com Badfish (Sublime Tribute): April 9,
ELEANOR RIGBY’S Blackwater / The Teeth: April 19, 6 POCONOTES LLC Mike Posner: April 7, 8 p.m., $22 8:30 p.m.
603 Route 6, Jermyn p.m., $10 Tickets: 570.941.0411 adults, $10 ESU students (on campus Rockin’ Docs: April 10, 1:30 p.m.
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys Mother of Mercy / Agitator / Sawed 888.800.POCO only) Iron & Wine / The Low Anthem: April
The Bouncing Souls: April 1, 7:30 p.m. Off / Jabberjaw / Ghostwalk / Moths: www.poconotes.com Scott Stapp: April 15, 8 p.m., $30-$48 21, 8:30 p.m.
The Word Alive / Upon A Burning April 29, 6:30 p.m., $10 Joe Crookston / Billy Rogan: April 16, The Disco Biscuits: April 15, $15 adults, Bayside: April 23, 6:30 p.m.
Body: April 2, 5:30 p.m. 7:30 p.m., St. Mary’s Center (310 Mifflin $5 students Atmosphere / Blueprint: April 24, 8
Rad Bromance: April 9, 6:30 p.m. Ave., Scranton). Meet and greet Taking Back Sunday / Circa Survive: p.m.
Lionheart / Legend / Monsters: April MAUCH CHUNK OPERA follows show. $20 advance, $25 at April 28, $30 Coheed and Cambria: April 26, 8 p.m.
13, 5 p.m. door. Tickets available via phone, Praise The Roof (Benefit for Monroe Brand New: April 27, 8 p.m.
Punchline: April 15, 6:30 p.m. HOUSE website and at St. Mary’s Center. County Habitat For Humanity): April Rusko: April 29, 8:30 p.m.
Hundredth / Venia / Counterparts / 14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 30, 6 p.m., $10
Knuckle Up!: April 17, 5:30 p.m. 570.325.0249, www.jtams.net Southside Johnny & The Asbury
BADFISH (Sublime Tribute): April 21, 6 John Oats: April 8, $35 RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE Jukes: May 7, 8 p.m., $28-$38 THE FILLMORE AT THE TLA
p.m. Willy Porter: April 9, $23 665 N. River St., Plains Blackmore’s Night: May 14, 8 p.m., $36 334 South St., Philadelphia
Breathe Carolina: April 25, 6 p.m. Brosky & Meyer / Sarah Ayers Band: Phone: 570.822.2992 Dark Star Orchestra: May 17, 8 p.m., Phone: 215.922.1011
Sam Adams: April 27, 8 p.m. April 15, $15 Sisterhood of Song: March 31 $27 advance, $29 day of The Raveonettes / Tamaryn: March
Gallagher: May 7, 8 p.m. Citizens Band Radio: April 16, $18 Strfkr / Casiokids / Eww Yaboo: April 1, Tower of Power: May 19, 8 p.m., $35- 30, 9 p.m.
Hit the Lights / YMAEWK: May 8, 6 p.m. Philly Funk Authority: April 29, $18 $8, 21+ $45 Warpaint / PVT / Family Band: April 1, 9
Kill The Coward: May 14, 6 p.m. Childhood’s End (Pink Floyd tribute): The Best: April 2 Kenny Vance & The Planotones: May p.m.
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The Queers: May 25, 6:30 p.m. April 30, $23 Indobox: April 8 21, 8 p.m., $35-$45 Civil Twilight / A Silent Film / The
Chris Hillman / Herb Pedersen: May 1, Boris Garcia / Tim Carbone: April 9 Electric Hot Tuna: June 2, 8 p.m., $35 Rassle: April 2, 8 p.m.
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
p.m. Rush: April 8, 7:30 p.m. 7th Ave., New York, NY
On Display: April 2, 7 p.m. Jeff Foxworthy / Bill Engvall / Larry Phone: 212.465.MSG1
Pu**y Fa**ot: April 6, 7 p.m. the Cable Guy: April 15, 8 p.m. Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks: through
Patrick Stump: April 8, 7 p.m. April 6, 7:30 p.m.
Black Lips: April 9, 8 p.m. The Strokes: April 1, 8 p.m.
Accept: April 14, 7 p.m. LCD Soundsystem: April 2, 8 p.m.
Symphony X: April 21, 7 p.m. WHITAKER CENTER Juanes: April 8, 8 p.m.
The 74s / the Difference: April 22, 222 Market St., Harrisburg Rush: April 10, 8 p.m.
6:30 p.m. Phone: 717.214.ARTS
Sepultura: April 24, 5:30 p.m. Tower of Power / Average White
Scala / Kolacny Brothers: April 26, 7 Band: April 17, 7:30 p.m.
p.m. RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
Balkan Beat Box: April 28, 7 p.m. NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY 1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Down: April 29, 7 p.m. ∝ Phone: 212.307.717
Explosions In The Sky: April 6, 8 p.m.
The Good, The Bad & The Argyle BEACON THEATER Charlie Sheen: April 8-10, 8 p.m.
New Jersey punk rockers The Bouncing Souls will perform SUSQUEHANNA BANK 2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Yanni: April 9, 8 p.m.
at Eleanor Rigby’s (603 Route 6, Jermyn) Friday, April 1 at Phone: 212.496.7070 TV on the Radio: April 13, 8 p.m.
7:30 p.m. Formed in 1987, The Bouncing Souls released its CENTER James Blunt: April 12, 8 p.m.
eighth album, “Ghosts on the Boardwalk,” in January. 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, NJ.
Phone: 609.365.1300 ROSELAND BALLROOM
Tickets are $16-$18. Also on the bill of this all-ages show is Thirty Seconds To Mars: April 30, 8 239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
The Menzingers, Dirty Tactics and The Great Explainer. p.m. BETHEL WOODS CENTER Phone: 212.777.6800
Visit myspace.com/eleanorrigbys for more info or to buy Bethel NY Steve Aoki: April 9, 9 p.m.
tickets. www.bethelwoodscenter.org Ke$ha: April 13, 8 p.m.
WELLS FARGO Dave Mason: April 15, 8 p.m. Big Audio Dynamite: April 19, 8 p.m.

Marsha Ambrosius / Melanie Fiona: Chris Cornell: April 10, 8 p.m. (WACHOVIA) CENTER
April 4, 9 p.m. Tower of Power / Average White Broad St., Philadelphia BROOME COUNTY ARENA THE THEATRE AT MSG
Zed’s Ded: April 7, 8 p.m. Band: April 15-16, 8 p.m. Phone: 215.336.3600 1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY 7th Ave., New York, NY
Conspirator / Younger Brother: April Cake: April 17-18, 8 p.m. Rod Stewart / Stevie Nicks: April 5, Phone: 670.778.6626 Phone: 212.465.MSG1
8, 9 p.m. “Jesus Christ Superstar:” April 21-23, 7:30 p.m. Keith Sweat: April 1, 8 p.m. April Fools Comedy Show: April 1, 8
Collie Buddz / New Kingston/ Los TIMES VARY Newsboys: April 10, 7 p.m. p.m.
Rakas / DJ Kenny: April 9, 8:30 p.m. Dennis Miller: April 28, 8 p.m. ELSEWHERE IN PA BeBe & CeCe Winans / Mary Mary:
KT Tunstall / Jesse Ruben: April 10, 8 Asia: April 29, 8 p.m. April 9, 8 p.m.
p.m. Max & Ruby: April 30, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m. HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM Raphael: April 10, 7 p.m.
Hollywood Undead / 10 Years / Drive BRYCE JORDAN CENTER 311 W. 34th St, New York, NY.
A: April 12, 7 p.m. Penn State University, State College, Phone: 212.279.7740
The Go! Team / Dom: April 14, 8 p.m. TOWER THEATER Pa. Diddy Dirty Money: April 22, 7 p.m. BOARDWALK HALL
The Mountain Goats / Megafaun: April 69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 814.865.5555 Stone Sour / Theory of a Deadman: Atlantic City, NJ
15, 9 p.m. Phone: 610.352.2887 Lil’ Wayne: March 30, 7 p.m. April 29, 6 p.m. Phone: 609.348.7803
Black Veil Brides: April 16 BeBe and CeCe Winans / Mary Mary: Bob Seger: April 16, 8 p.m.
Soulive / Nigel Hall: April 22, 9 p.m. April 8, 6 p.m.
The Kills / Cold Cave / The Entrance Bill Burr: April 9, 8 p.m. CROCODILE ROCK THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
Band: April 27, 8 p.m. Imagination Movers: April 10, times 520 Hamilton St, Allentown BORGATA HOTEL AND
Further Seems Forever: April 28, 7:30 vary Phone: 610.434.460 PLAZA
p.m. James Blunt / Christina Perri: April Kicking Daisies: April 2, 6 p.m. 17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. CASINO
Of Montreal / Painted Palms: April 29, 23, 8 p.m. Senses Fail: April 8, 6:30 p.m. Phone: 212.777.6800 Atlantic City, NJ
9 p.m. Steve Miller Band / Gregg Allman The Dirty Heads / New Politics: April Mimosa: March 31, 8 p.m. Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA
Band: April 26, 8 p.m. 12, 6:30 p.m. Amos Lee: April 1-2, 7 p.m. Billy Gardell: April 1-2, 9 p.m.
Neil Young: April 30-May 1, 8 p.m. Jonathan Tyler & the Northern Marsha Ambrosius / Melanie Fiona: David Guetta: April 2, 10 p.m.
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Abbie Cornish as Sweet Pea, Emily Browning as Baby Doll and Jena Malone as Rocket in ‘Sucker Punch.’

This doll has ‘Punch’


the girls during their quest to such. His ability to temper epic
find five objects to help them in scenes of warfare and carnage
their flight to freedom. It is the with fleeting moments of sweet

F
construction of these quests that sorrow allow him to bridge the
ollowing the visual of this to pass. For Baby Doll, ticking, the young girl decides leave the viewer marveling at gap from pure video game to
feasts of “300” and however, the nightmare is only to fight. what is unfolding before them. film magic, and this is what
“Watchmen,” director beginning. The film’s major marketing From the trenches of World War differentiates his work from
Zack Snyder helms Brattleboro Asylum houses campaign centers on Baby Doll I, to a train ride straight out of trivial straight-to-DVD amateur
his first original work, “Sucker true predators. The problem and the four lovely young ladies Stephen King’s “Dark Tower” nonsense.
Punch,” about a young girl for those incarcerated is that she meets once locked inside the landscape, Snyder takes the A staggering achievement
fighting to escape the madness the predators are staff. As truly ominous facility. Abbie Cornish, average anxiety filled thriller and a true work of art, “Sucker
that has become her life. disturbed and as ugly a human Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and hides it at the gooey center Punch” is a ride created for
Utilizing his trademark being as one can imagine, and Jamie Chung account for of some of the most amazing the big screen, and that is
musical segments, stylized Blue Jones (Oscar Isaac) is the other 4/5 of the eye candy visual candy every brought to how it should be enjoyed. A
violence and flair for the green the head orderly and a very putting fanboys, and girls, in life. The combat choreography brilliant cast overflowing with
screen, Snyder introduces us to ambitious individual. Isaac the seats. There is no shortage is nothing new, but the package veteran talent — and the hottest
Baby Doll (Emily Browning). is able to capture the wormy of Japanese anime inspired surrounding it, and the five newcomers — is put through
Snyder opens the film by aspects of Jones quite easily dress, disaffected slow-motion ladies doling it out, are as their paces by one of the
taking the viewer through the and is uncomfortably believable strutting or sexually charged far from yesterday’s news as most talented young directors
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losing her mother and sister and interactions with the girls, “his furious five decide that they will The film does walk a fine line. present a truly entertaining piece
being thrown into an asylum. It girls.” Baby Doll’s step-father join Baby Doll in attempting to Artistic visions can become of cinema that will not only
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he was cut out of the mother’s she will not be a bother for very of magic. Scott Glenn’s Wise at the very least mesmerizing suggests.
lucrative will, that brought all much longer. With the clock Man offers his sage advice to and should be appreciated as

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performance that night.
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The art of the Jim Thorpe Burlesque Festival up some more with “The
burlesque performers com
and the “Crystal Corset A
perform, not give away all of her secrets. It’s the and performed on stages across the country. Chicago’s Red Hot Annie
By Marie Burrell fine art of curiosity, of show a little but don’t tell “We have an authentic Victorian background feature performers such a
Weekender Intern a lot. And as she turns to walk off of the stage, here,” she said. “Our downtown has changed Handful and Wham Bam

I
she flashes a quick smile and winks, leaving the very little since 1915, thereabouts. For such a Annie, executive prod
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audience wanting more. Productions, said she wil
know it. The beat of the music thumps in active artistic community. It just seems natural.”
Sometimes, what the audience wants, the numbers at the show, one
the background, but you are both lost in Au Buchon said that many people are under
audience gets. burlesque, and the other a
the moment. For a brief second her eyes the misconception that burlesque is the same
Back for the second year, the Jim Thorpe But it’s not just the wo
lock on yours, whoever you are. She could be thing that people view at modern strip clubs.
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Corsets, will be held from Friday, April on Saturday and Sunday,
self-conscious of her curvy body. She could be
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the festival also includes a wide variety of and everything is done in good taste because
But she’s beautiful, sexy, powerful. She’s there to
classes, lectures and workshops, as well as the really easy to push the envelope in all the wron
“Burlesque Bazaar,” all held at Jim Thorpe’s Brooke Au Buchon of Jim Thorpe Burlesque Ltd.
Memorial Hall.
Brooke Au Buchon, executive producer will be in full swing at Ji
Victorian-era Britain, actually focuses more
of Jim Thorpe Burlesque Ltd. and owner of Hall. Vendors such as Bu
on the performance itself and the talent that is
Dragontown Corsets, said that she is pleased Stitch Me Happy and A G
brought to the stage, though it does involve the
to be able to bring the festival back to the will be selling their ware
art of the striptease.
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And it’s just a tease.
vaudeville circuit for big names like burlesque on their own.
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Mae West, Red Skelton and the Also on site will be lo
series of burlesque etiquette rules to follow,” Au
Dorsey Brothers as they traveled Lorna Doone of Lornogr
Buchon said. “I host the show myself as a way to
quality control what comes across the stage. It’s “This will be the first
really important to me that we don’t use any foul open shoot,” she said. “I
language, and everything is done in good taste group of models that I wo
because I feel that it’s really easy to push the But the response for th
envelope in all the wrong directions.” a success, and the appoin
As Madame Corsetiere, Au Buchon brings all filled.
to the audience a variety of performers ranging The festival would no
from professionals in the field to local talent new the various classes that w
to the scene. She said she wants to give all of who pre-registered on the
these women a place to shine, regardless of age, With everything from the
body-type or appearance. glove peels, rhinestone ap
‘WE COME TO MAKE YOUR to show-stopping dance m
and lectures will be prese
SPIRITS RISE’

T
his year’s festival opens with themselves.
the “Fundraiser Gala,” a night of Overall, this year’s fes
entertainment featuring performers such as with a variety of quality e
Jacqueline Hyde, Sizzle Dizzle, Venus Mantrap “You don’t have to be
and Bunny Bedford. The proceeds from the gala wife, you don’t have to b
will go towards restoring and preserving the husband or your boyfrien
Mauch Chunk Opera House. “It’s perfect for guy’s nig
Hyde, who performed in last year’s festival girl’s night out. It’s date n
and will be traveling once again from Seattle without any consequence
to headline Friday’s show, said Jim Thorpe
provides performers with a unique opportunity to
be on a stage in front of an appreciate crowd that Jim Thorpe Burl
doesn’t see shows like this every day. Fri., April 1-S
“Being able to present something that’s fun
and entertaining, or provides a little intrigue
Mauch Chunk
to their life, that’s the point to performing (14 W. Broadway
burlesque,” she said. “It is a magical event Memorial Hall (101 E.
highlighting the best of the best. There is
something for everyone, and we come to make
Tickets: “Fundra
your spirits rise. “The Big Re
She also said she plans to contribute more to Classes $10-$20 pre
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‘Wrong Nail,’ Lorna Doone’s the burlesque scene in the Jim Thorpe area in the
self-portrait. For info or complete sch
near future by opening a school of burlesque and
cabaret arts. jimthorpebu
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
f teasing, Au Buchon
ing special about the Red Hot Annie, right, will
headline ‘The Big Reveal’
hing happening at Saturday night.
be a Mauch Chunk
said. “But I can’t tell
absolutely sworn to

e entertainment heats
e Big Reveal,” where
mpete for cash prizes
Award.” Headlined by
e, the show will also
as Deb O’Naire, Mourna

Tantalizing tidbits
m Pam.
ducer of Vaudezilla
ll be performing two
e a throwback to classic
a more modern piece.
omen on stage that drive
d. Throughout the day
the “Burlesque Bazaar”

foul language,
I feel that it’s

W
ng directions.” hile burlesque focuses
on teasing the mind
1. The Burlesque Hall of Fame is
located in Las Vegas and features
of viewers, making
im Thorpe’s Memorial such performers as Jennie Lee,
unny Made Studios, them curious about what is left
Bettie Page, Mae West and Jayne
Ghoul’s Best Friend hidden, the history of this form of
Mansfield.
es, providing customers entertainment is less focused on
delve into the world of keeping secrets. Jacqueline Hyde, 2. Toupee tape, spirit gum and
who will be giving the lecture on liquid latex are your best friends.
ocal pin-up photographer
the history of burlesque at the Jim
raphy.
time I’m offering an Thorpe Burlesque Festival, said 3. Burlesque etiquette dictates that
generally have a core that it was originated in Victorian- you never spread your legs to the
ork with.” era Britain and was introduced in audience, clothed or unclothed.
he photo shoot has been
ntment slots are nearly
America by Lydia Thompson in
1868. Here, it became connected
4. Pasties are not edible.
ot be complete without with vaudeville entertainment and 5. Make sure that you have a lint
will be available to those later incorporated female dancers brush for glitter, it gets everywhere.
e festival’s website. performing modest stripteases as
e basics of burlesque to a way to entice people to come 6. Rhinestones will be found
pplication techniques everywhere — in your car, in your
moves, these classes to shows in a time when motion
pictures began dominating the carpet, in your bathroom.
ented by the performers

stival seems to be filled


scene. 7. If you are going to be a
entertainment.
burlesque performer, make sure to
Although modern burlesque cut the tags out of your costumes.
e afraid to bring your
shows range from the classical-
be afraid to bring your
nd,” Au Buchon said. style performances to sometimes 8. If you plan to do fire tassels,
ght out, it’s perfect for more rowdy performances, it make sure you have no glitter on
night. It’s just fun, is essentially about having fun and are in an open area that isn’t
es whatsoever.” W and providing tasteful, quality too close to the audience.
entertainment.
9. Tassels spin because of a
lesque Festival, fishing-lure type piece that has a
So here are some fun tidbits
un., April 3., about burlesque, provided
small ball-bearing part that allows
Opera House the tassel part to twirl properly.
by Madame Corsetiere and
y, Jim Thorpe) &
10th St., Jim Thorpe).
Jacqueline Hyde to tease your 10. Merkins, which covers a
mind a little. lady’s genitalia, can be made out of
iser Gala” $30, almost anything. W
eveal” $35,
e-registration only.
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agenda
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011

CAR & BIKE EVENTS Bistocchi’s (1120 Wheeler Ave. Scran- event. Emcee Mindi Ramsey of WNEP- Dallas). Features variety of crafts, 16+, $65. Create small rectangular
ton). Donations benefit Humor Ther- TV, features The Poets, Ballet Theat- vendors, baked goods, more. Limited checker work base, mold-woven
The Villa Capri Cruisers (101 apy Fund. Call 570.650.7518 for info. re of Scranton’s “Puttin’ on the Ritz” vendor spots, $35. Call 570.881.0276 basket, all materials supplied.
Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014, and more. Seating limited to first for info. ❏ Spring 2011 Film Festival, April 8-21.
www.villacapricruisers.com) Fight for Air Walk June 4, 10 250 paid reservations. Call See website for show times.
• Cruise Night: 3rd Friday May-Sept., a.m., King’s College Betzler Field, 570.969.6072 for info. Asbury United Methodist • Opening Night Gala: April 8, doors
6 p.m., all vehicles welcome. ages 8+, walk the dry or water- Church (720 Delaware St., Scran- 5:30 p.m., $50, features hors
• Cruise Night: 2nd Sunday, May- sprinkler route. Features compli- Relay For Life fundraising ton, 570.343.1035) d’oeuvres, wine, two films and des-
Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6, mentary lunch post walk at Mohegan event April 1-2, 7 p.m.-7 a.m. at • Hoagie Sale: every third Thurs. $4, serts by Epicurean delight. Call to
Dickson City), all vehicles welcome. Sun. RSVP by April 14. Call Misericordia University’s McHale and includes chips. Call to place orders, RSVP.
• Father’s Day Car Show: June 19, 570.823.2212 or visit www.lungin- Gildea Students Residence Halls. pick up in church kitchen 11 a.m.-2
8:30 a.m., Nay Aug Park, Scranton. fo.org/wbwalk for info. Hosted by the school’s Against p.m. Entertainment Unlimited
NSRA Safety Inspection available. Cancer Chapter to benefit American Events:
• Reunion Car Show: Sept. 4, 9 a.m., Guest Bartender Night to Cancer Society. $15 registration fee, Chicory House and Folklore • Blast from the Past: April 9, doors
Nay Aug Park, Scranton, all vehicles Raise Funds for C.A.S.U.A.L. includes T-shirt. Call 617.2108 or Society events: 5 p.m., dinner 6 p.m., dancing 7-11:30
welcome. Day March 31, 5-8 p.m., Kildare’s (119 e-mail graeffc@misericordia.edu to • Dance Series: April 2, 7:30 p.m., p.m., St. Mary’s Center (320 Mifflin
Jefferson Ave., Scranton). Open to register or for more info. Church of Christ Uniting (South Ave., Scranton). Features The Poets &
public, all tips support Cancer In- Sprague and Market Sts., Kingston). Frankie & The Corvettes, The Everly
BENEFITS / CHARITY stitute colorectal cancer education Riley’s Road to Recovery $9 adults, $25 families. Features the Bros., The Paramounts & The For-
and outreach in NEPA. Kildare’s will April 30, noon-6 p.m., Wright Town- Contra Rebels. Call 570.333.4007 for tunes, Dani-elle, cash bar. $37.50/
EVENTS also donate 50 percent of sales from ship Fire Hall (477 S. Main Road, info. person, $75 couples. Call
domestic drafts to the cause. Mountain Top). Features raffles, 800.830.7463 for reservations.
6th annual “Taste of the Chinese auctions, entertainment, Chinchilla Hose Company • Oldies Rock ’n’ Roll Revival: April
Valley,” April 28, 5:30-8 p.m. at Longaberger Basket Bingo bake sale, more. $7 adults, $5 12- (Shady Lane Rd., 570.586.5726, 16, doors 5 p.m., dinner 6 p.m., danc-
Fiorelli’s (Main Ave., Peckville). Fea- April 16, noon. Features food, 50/50, under. Benefits Riley Daniel Schmidt, www.chcfire.net) ing 7-11 p.m. at Genetti Manor (1505
tures nearly 30 area restaurants and Chinese auction. Tickets $25 for 20 who was born with End Stage Renal • Annual Pizza Sale: every Fri. Main St., Dickson City). Features The
caterers, basket raffles and two regular games and five specials, Disease. Call 631.680.3874 for info. through Lent. Red, white and white Cadillacs, Mike Sperazza, Jack Vitale
auctions. $15 adults, $5 kids 12- in proceeds benefit Crohns and Colitis broccoli square pizza available. & Dani-elle, The Fab 3 Plus One and
advance, $20 at door. All proceeds Foundation of America. Call Brigette, Spring Fling April 9, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Proceeds benefit the firehouse. Call cash bar. $35. Call 800.830.7463 for
benefit The Geneva School, the only 570.225.1071 for tickets/info. Salvation Army Gym, Tamaqua. to order or walk-in. reservations.
classical Christian school in NEPA. Vendors include jewelry, handbags,
For info or tickets, call 570.489.7620 Make-A-Wish (800.480.WISH, gourmet foods, more. Bake sale, Choral Arts of Luzerne First Presbyterian Church of
or visit www.geneva-school.org. www.wishgreaterpa.org) events: 50/50, Chinese auction, proceeds County (www.choralartslc.org) Clarks Summit (300 School St.,
• Race for Wishes derby celebration: benefit Crohns and Colitis Founda- • “Mozart’s Requiem:” April 15, 7:30 570.586.6306, www.fpccs.org)
8th Annual C.A.S.U.A.L. April 8, 7-10 p.m. at Mohegan Sun at tion of America. Call Brigette, p.m. at St. Stephen’s Episcopal ❏ Arts at First Presbyterian, free,
Day, a dress-down day in memory Pocono Downs (1280 Route 315, Plains 570.225.1071 for info. Church, Wilkes-Barre, April 16, 7:30 but donations accepted. Call or visit
of Helen Phillips for Colon cancer Twp.). The evening of racing, cock- p.m. at Christ Evangelical Lutheran website for info.
Awareness Saves Unlimited Adult tails and contenders benefits Make- Victims Resource Center (71 Church, Conyngham. Visit website for • Mainstreet Brass Quintet: April 10
Lives March 31 throughout NEPA. A-Wish Foundation. $85/person North Franklin St, 570.823.0765, more info.
Northeastern Pennsylvania. T-shirts includes three hours of open bar and www.vrcnepa.org) Hunlock Creek Volunteer
$15, pins $5, all proceeds benefit five food stations. Kentucky Derby • 32nd Annual Mock Rape Trial: April Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Fire Co. (1114 Main Rd., Hunlock
Northeast Regional Cancer Institute. dress encouraged, features enter- 6, 6 p.m., at Luzerne County Cour- Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, Creek, 570.256.3713) events:
Call 800.424.6724 or visit www.can- tainment, raffles, auctions. Call thouse. Free, seating limited, reser- www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar • The Cactus Jack Band: April 9, 9
cernepa.org. 341.9474 or e-mail raceforwish- vations required. of events: p.m.-1 a.m., doors 8 p.m., $8, 21+. Buy
es@comcast.net for info or to RSVP. ❏ Kids Classes: cup for $10 to drink all night. Pro-
American Lung Association Wyoming Valley Children’s • Quilting: Wed., through March 30, ceeds benefit fire co.
• Complimentary luncheon for Pianist Simone Dinnerstein Association (570.288.4350) 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Learn
“Fight for Air Walk:” April 14, noon-1 benefit concert April 16, 7 p.m., • 5K Run and Kids Fun Run: April 27, traditional quilting techniques to Jim Thorpe events:
p.m., Mohegan Sun at Pocono Downs Scranton High School (63 Mike Mun- 6 p.m. Race begins at River Com- create quilt with double pinwheel ❏ 2011 Jim Thorpe Burlesque Festival
(1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.) free and chak Way, Scranton). Free and open mons Millennium Circle and runs pattern. April 1-3 (www.JimThorpeBurles-
open to public. Participants will be to the public, donations accepted at through Kirby Park. Post-race bash • Mixed Media Preschool Art: April 2, que.org)
instructed on how to start a team, door, all proceeds benefit music and happy hour Rodano’s on Public 10-10:45 a.m.; Mommy & Me: April 1, • The Fundraiser Gala: April 1, 7-8
raise funds and how to have a suc- programs in Scranton School District. Square, Wilkes-Barre for race partici- 12:30-1:15 p.m.; Ages 6-12: April 1, 4-5:30 p.m., at Mauch Chunk Opera House
cessful team in the walk. Call 570.650.7677 for info. pants, supporters and friends of p.m. Create pottery, paintings, more. (14 W. Broadway). Burlesque show
WVCA from 7-9 p.m. Call to register. headlined by Seattle’s Jacqueline
Benefit pasta dinner April 9, 1-6 Praise The Roof, a Battle-of- ❏ Intergenerational Classes: Hyde, proceeds benefit preservation/
p.m. at FOP Lodge No. 36 (200 E. the-Church-Bands Benefit Zumbathon for Heart Dis- • Quilting, ages 13+: Wed., through renovation of MCOH.
Division St., Wilkes-Barre). $8 adults, for Monroe County Habitat ease April 2, noon-3 p.m., Jaya March 30, 6-7:30 p.m. $6/class. Learn • The Big Reveal: April 2, 7-8 p.m.,
$5 kids 10, includes dinner, dessert, For Humanity April 30, 6 p.m. at Yoga (320 South State St. Clarks traditional quilting techniques while MCOH (14 W. Broadway). Burlesque
beverage, DJ and band, basket The Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Summit). $10 at door, free class cards creating classic “snail’s tails” quilt. show headlined by Chicago’s Red Hot
auction, more. Proceeds benefit Stroudsburg). $10. and prizes. Call 570.479.1000 for info. ❏ Adult Classes: Annie. A competitive performance
Missy Garbush Schneikart, who is • Sign Language for Beginners: with $1,000 first prize and Crystal
battling breast cancer. Call “Puttin’ on the Pink,” a gala Thurs., April 7, 21, May 12, 26, 6:30- Corset Award by Dragontown Cor-
570.371.8985 for info. to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of EVENTS 7:30 p.m., 16+. $60. sets.
the NEPA Affiliate of Susan G. Komen • Sign Language Level 1: Thurs. April • The Burlesque Bazaar & Burlesque
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Celebrity Bartending to for the Cure, April 2 at Mohegan Sun Annual Spring Craft Show 7, 21, May 12, 26, 7:30-8:30 p.m., $50. Classes: April 2-3, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. at
celebrate National Humor at Pocono Downs. Guests encouraged April 10, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Dallas High • Basketry, Natural Windowsill
Month April 14, 5-7 p.m., Angelo to wear pink attire to this black-tie School Gym (2000 Conyngham Ave., Basket: April 2, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., ages SEE AGENDA, PAGE 48
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sort of danger present that even


most adults hope never to come girl. They fall in love. Conflict
in contact with. arises. They break up. Conflict
The memoir progresses slowly resolves. Boy and girl reunite,
and meticulously through the and go on to live happily ever
author’s life, including his foray after.”) and occasionally clum-
into weightlifting, a hobby and sy. But that was alright. In
lifestyle change that, at first, “Avenue Q,” the plot existed
seems to be exactly the kind of quite obviously as little more
focus the young and impression- than a skeleton upon which to
able Dubus needs. His obsession hang numerous funny, and
with the sport turns him into the often wonderfully poignant, life
kind of man he always wanted to lesson-imparting musical num-
be, the kind of man who can bers.
protect his family, or so it seems. Some memorable highlights
After stumbling through a in “Avenue Q’s” repertoire
quarter century or so of picking included “There Is Life Out-
fights and inviting physical vio- Some members of the ’Avenue Q’ cast. side Your Apartment,” “I Wish
lence into his life (and after I Could Go Back To College”

'Ave Q's'
“Townie: A Memoir” moving away from and back to and the bawdy and brutally
By Andre Dubus III the area that so shaped his char- honest, “The Internet Is For
WWWWW acter), the author follows, with- Porn.” Sure, some of the

lessons on life
out predilection, in his father’s laughs came out of trashy

A fearless footsteps by picking up a pencil


and paper and experimenting
with the written word.
toilet humor, but just as many
came from the true-to-life fa-
miliarity audience members felt
look back As the reader follows along on
the author’s journey, it is easy to
see the slow evolution of a child
R E V I E W and witty raunch.
All that, offered up by a
small but extremely talented
towards the show’s more satiri-
cal, everyday existence-skewer-
ing moments.
into a man. When he first dis- cast made up of versatile per- And that’s where the inspired
By Stephanie DeBalko covers weightlifting and training,
By Bill Thomas formers. They were, all of heart of “Avenue Q” could be
Weekender Correspondent the first sparks of hopefulness Weekender Correspondent them, all at once, not just found. It’s over-the-top, argua-
for a better focus present them- actors, but singers, dancers, bly even gimmick-y, approach

A T
utobiographies and mem- selves, but they quickly fizzle he play started with puppeteers and comedians, too. not only allowed audiences to
oirs are all too often when it becomes apparent that several of its main char- Still, it was the play itself, poke fun at some serious is-
“rags-to-riches” fairy tales Dubus is only looking to express acters arguing over its content and construction, sues — such as race, sexual
that are all glory and no guts. the inward sadness and frustra- whose life sucked the worst. that shone most brightly. identity and the search for the
Whether it’s because of a fear of tion he feels as a result of his The fact that many of those Bright-eyed Princeton, upon meaning of life — but also
judgment or an inability to get upbringing. Writing, instead, characters were brightly colored the discovery that his B.A. in helped contrast the whimsy of
intimate, some authors penning becomes a positive outlet for that and covered in fur was irrele- English was borderline useless youth with the anxieties of
personal confessions focus on anger, and with each turning vant. In the world of “Avenue in the real world, began search- adulthood. It even managed to
the plateau of fame rather than page, the reader sees a change in Q,” the Tony Award-winning ing for his purpose in life. inject some of the former into
the rise to it, favoring a shiny the once fragile and fearful musical that entertained audi- What he found instead was the the latter.
misrepresentation of the past child. And as the author grows ences at Wilkes-Barre’s F.M. friendship of his misfit neigh- Playing out like a grimy,
over the gritty details of the and develops, so, too, does his Kirby Center Tuesday, March bors, whose ranks included urban reject version of “Se-
truth. In Andre Dubus III’s relationship with his father. 22, flesh-and-blood human both slackers and sluts, as well same Street,” “Avenue Q” of-
“Townie: A Memoir,” however, From almost beginning to end, beings coexisted alongside as closeted Republicans and fered its audience a worldview
the author shows boldness when “Townie” is brimming with fluff-and-felt puppets. Yet life Asian-American massage ther- perhaps best described by the
it comes to baring it all in the graphic violence. But in a curi- was not like the sunny days apists. Also, Gary Coleman. almost oxymoronic phrase
name of literary integrity, and it’s ous way, Dubus manages to enjoyed by the residents of Those looking for the key “cynical optimism.” Like the
a risk that lends him a level of convey it in such a matter-of-fact “Sesame Street.” themes of “Avenue Q” could educational kids’ show it lov-
authenticity not often witnessed tone, that it goes from being Kate couldn’t find a man. find them aptly embodied in ingly lampooned, it made sure
in autobiographical history. potentially offensive to being just Nicky couldn’t find a job. the downward-oriented career to leave behind words of wis-
One of four children of a part of the tapestry of his story. Then there was Lucy, who trajectory of the late Coleman. dom for one to live by. The
failed marriage, Dubus was It is in this skillful and elegant ended up decapitated by a Once so full of potential, he only difference was that these
raised primarily by his hard- storytelling that one can see why penny thrown from the top of was ultimately reduced to be- life lessons were more suited
working mother in a Massachu- he picked up that first paper and the Empire State Building. ing the butt of innumerable for adults than children.
setts mill town in the 1970s. His pencil to begin with. Geeze. Bert and Ernie never pop culture punchlines. After Life sucks. There’s bills to
father, a prestigious writer and From the father/son relation- had it this rough. “Diff’rent Strokes” came a lot pay and drama to put up with,
professor with a thing for young- ship that is at the heart of many Telling the story of Prince- struggling and scraping. and very seldom does every-
er women, was not often present of his internal conflicts to the ton, a recent college graduate Similarly, Princeton finds life thing go as planned. But, ac-
for those all-too-important for- blunt way he describes his part searching for meaning while after college to be much harder cording to “Avenue Q,” that’s
mative years of his children’s in varying degrees of physical trying to make ends meet liv- and harsher than the cheery OK. You just have to take it
lives. While “Townie” flashes brutality, Dubus is completely ing in a squalid apartment promises of Saturday-morning one day at a time. Everything
back and forth through his brief fearless in his honesty, and, in building on the outer fringes television programs assured is only temporary, and that
history, it is in Dubus’s youth “Townie,” his examination of of New York City, “Avenue Q” him it would be. goes equally for the good
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that the story really begins, in parental, sibling and inner rela- proved itself to be a char- Admittedly, “Avenue Q’s” (love, youth) and the bad
neighborhoods so fraught with tionships is laid out in effortless mingly quirky combination of core storyline may have been (emotional turmoil, Glenn
violence and drugs, there was a prose. coming-of-age existentialism somewhat generic (“Boy meets Beck). W
theater listings Green piece

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011


By Jen Stevens
Special to the Weekender
ACTORS CIRCLE AT LITTLE THEATRE OF
Time to
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PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE WILKES-BARRE • “Fame:” April 1-2, 8-9, 8 p.m.,
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, (537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre: April 3, 10, 2 p.m. $10 students, $12

spring clean
reservations: 570.342.9707, www.ac- 570.823.1875, www.ltwb.org) adults.
torscircle.org) • “A Midsummer Night’s Dream:” • “Peter Pan:” May 6-15.
• “Dial M for Murder:” April 1-3, May 14-15, 20-22.
Fri./Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. $12 GA,
$10 seniors, $8 students. Preview
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March 24, 8 p.m., $8 GA/seniors, $6 ith spring here and
students. MISERICORDIA CENTER
• “Heaven Can Wait:” May 13-15, UNIVERSITY PLAYERS ❏ Broadway Theatre League of
the long dark winter
finally drifting be-
There is nothing
20-22. The unlikely story of a boxer (Lemmond Theater at Walsh Hall, NEPA presents: hind us, it’s time for a fresh better then the
taken to heaven before his time 570.674.6400, www.misercorida.edu/ • “Monty Python’s Spamalot:” April start. Most of us see spring
who comes back as a murdered theartsandmore) 8-10, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., as an opportunity to start fresh scent of
banker. • “The Drowsy Chaperone:” April
7-9, 8 p.m., $5 adults, $3 seniors/
sun., 1 & 6 p.m., $37-$59.
• Mammoth Follies puppet show:
new, whether it’s rigorous
house cleaning, major yard
laundry dried
students. May 13, 10 a.m., $7 work or adding in an exercise outdoors, plus you
BAPTIST BIBLE COLLEGE routine, spring is the perfect
(538 Venard Road, Clarks Summit, time to make a change. It’s a will be cutting back
570.585.9000) MUSIC BOX PLAYERS SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE time of year to get rid of the on your energy bill.
• “A Midnight-Dreary: Tales from (570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplay- old and welcome the new.
Edgar Allan Poe:” March 31-April house.com) One of the first things I do
2. • “Love, Sex, and the I.R.S.:” April every spring is organize my
8-17, Fri./Sat., 8 p.m., Sun., 2 p.m. apartment. By organizing from kitchen floors to carpet
$18 adults, $15 seniors. your belongings, you are stains.
ELECTRIC THEATRE simply seeing what you have It’s important to aim for a
Studio 411 that you can recycle and re- no-waste clean-up system. No
COMPANY (411 Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant, use. Go through clothes, matter how eco-friendly your
(326 Spruce St., 2nd Floor, Scran- 570.589.7700) magazines, books, furniture cleaning supplies are, it truly
ton, www.electrictheatre.org, • Moliere’s “Tartuffe:” April 8-9, and whatever else you might will not matter if you are
570.558.1515) 15-16, 7 p.m., April 10, 2 p.m. Present- have a mass amount of and using a roll of paper towels
• Monday Night on Broadway III: ed by Three Witches Productions. separate them into three just to clean one bathroom.
Celebrating Sondheim: April 4, piles. Think about trading in your
7:30 p.m. 20 Broadway performers (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: The first pile will be to paper towels for reusable
offer tribute to Sondheim’s lyrics 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or THE UNIVERSITY OF donate; these can be items micro fiber cloths or sponges,
and music. $50 GA, $45 seniors/ www.musicbox.org) like clothing, toys and house- and instead of a Swiffer
students, post-show party, free. • “Pinocchio:” April 1, 6 p.m., April SCRANTON hold goods. By donating be- sweeper, just use a real
Proceeds benefit ETC. 2, 1 & 5 p.m., April 3, 1 p.m. School- (Royal Theatre of the McDade longings you never use, you broom.
day shows: April 4, 6, 8, 10 a.m. & Center for Literary and Performing are reducing build up in your One of my favorite things
12:30 p.m. $10, includes McDonald’s Arts) home and preventing messes about spring is being able to
KING’S COLLEGE Fun Meal. • “Rent:” April 14-17, 8 p.m., $5-$10. from piling up. The second hang dry laundry. There is
Auditions for “The Wedding Singer:” • The Taiwan Bangzi Opera “Bond” pile will be for recycling. It’s nothing better then the fresh
THEATRE: April 4-5, 7 p.m. All roles are open adaptation of Shakespeare’s “The important to recycle whatever scent of laundry dried out-
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., to men/women 16+, bring sheet Merchant of Venice:” April 15, 7:30 you can. Any old newspapers, doors, plus you will be cut-
Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5825) music of choice, accompanist pro- p.m., free to public, reservations glass, magazines, cardboard ting back on your energy bill.
• Kenneth Pickering’s adaptation vided. Will be asked to read from required. “Bond” will feature 40 or plastic can go in this pile. Here’s another great tip…
of Chaucer’s “Some Canterbury script. Performance dates in May. performers and a live orchestra. The third pile will be the and it might even be the eas-
Tales:” April 13-16. $10 GA, $5 stu- • “The Wedding Singer:” May 6-8, Call 570.344.1111 for info. “makeover” pile. This will be iest one of all. We all love
dents/seniors. 12-15, 19-22. a smaller pile and will come throwing open the windows
• Evening of One Act Plays: April in handy later when you are on the first warm day of the
26-28, 7:30 p.m., Students direct, WILKES UNIVERSITY feeling crafty. Anything you year, so why not keep the
produce and perform one-act plays. OLD BRICK THEATRE have that you can creatively windows open a little longer
$1. (Rear 126 Market St., Scranton, THEATRE update can go into this pile. this year and try avoiding the
• Brown Bag Theatre Series: April 570.344.3656) (84 West South Street, Wilkes-Barre, Now that the clutter is air conditioner as much as
27, 29, 12:10 p.m., April 28, 12:40 p.m. • The Jason Miller Playwrights’ 570.408.4540) cleared up, it’s time to get to possible.
Features one-act plays. Free. Project’s reading of John O’Hara’s • “A Mid-Summer Nights Dream:” work on the actual cleaning. If you’re looking for some
“The Champagne Pool:” April 14, 7 April 7-9, 8 p.m., April 10, 2 p.m., $15 Try using vegetable-based household cleaning products
p.m. Free-will donation, refresh- GA, $10 Wilkes students, $5 non- cleaning products instead of that are eco-friendly, I sug-
THE LIMELIGHT PLAYERS ments served. Call or visit scran- Wilkes students/seniors. harsh chemical cleaners. For gest you simply read the la-
(570.814.6790) tonpublictheatre@live.com. example, switch to a vegeta- bels. Look for warnings on
• 8-Week Musical Theatre Work- ble-based dishwashing de- the labels and avoid anything
shop: Focuses on solo-singing, WYOMING AREA tergent and help save oil (tra- that has the words “danger,”
dance, scene-writing and confidence THE PHOENIX ditional dish detergent is “poison” or “toxic” printed
building. Call Miss Kim or e-mail PERFORMING ARTS SECONDARY CENTER made from petroleum). Vine- on it. The least we can do is
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StarlitSheen19@aol.com for info. • “Annie:” April 8-9, 7 p.m., April gar is another natural clean- live consciously in the most
Classes start soon, space limited to CENTER 10, 2 p.m. $10 adults, $5 students. ing product that can be used important environment to us,
first-come, first serve. (409-411 Main St., Duryea, W to clean just about anything, our homes! W
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WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011 AGENDA, FROM PAGE 42 Box 425, Nicholson, 570.687.1203) • Thursday Talks: Pets: April 7, 6 County:” April 14, 10 a.m., free and • Why Detox, How to Lose 9 lbs in 9
• 3rd Annual Gun Bash: April 16, 6-10 p.m., 4th floor. $6. open to public. days: April 12, 6 p.m., free dinner.
Memorial Hall (101 E. 10th St.) Bazaar p.m., donation $20, all-you-can-eat • Dinner at the Theatre: April 8, 6 Reservations required, seating limit-
open to public and features vendors pizza and wings + beverages, 21+. p.m., 2nd floor, $25, featuring cater- Pennsylvania’s Anthracite ed to 20 people. Call to reserve.
with jewelry, corsets, lingerie, more. Chance to win variety of guns, raf- ing by Larry Nicolais, Jr. Heritage Museum (McDade
Register for classes to learn dancing, fles, door prizes, and games. Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
costuming and more. • “Vineyards by the Viaduct:” May St. Michael’s Church (corner of www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
14, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., pre-sale tickets $15, Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge, round, Monday-Saturday from 9 a.m. www.dancecontours.com)
The Junior League of Scran- all proceeds benefit NFD. Features 570.457.2875) to 5 p.m. and Sunday, 12 p.m. to 5 • Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical,
ton arts, crafts and other vendors. • Pierogie sale: order by April 8, p.m. CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
• Cinderella’s Closet: April 14 at pick up April 12, 2-5 p.m., $5/dozen. • From the Ground Up: April 2, 9 • Children/teen classes in ballet,
Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Northern Tier Symphony Call Mary 586.2632, Sandra 457.9280 a.m.-12:30 p.m., $10/person, Regis- tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a
Washington Ave.). Event is to help all Orchestra (570.289.1090) or church hall 457.2875 to order. tration required, workshop on the funky form of dance developed by
high school girls have an opportunity • Inaugural Concert: April 9, 8 p.m., basics of the upcoming growing Jennifer Magnotta, blending basic
to go to the prom in a dress of their Tunkhannock Middle School (200 St. Michael’s Ukrainian Or- season. Jazz Technique with the styles of
choice. $10 admission. Drop off dates Franklin Ave., Tunkhannock). Featur- thodox Church (540 N. Main • Pancoast Mine Disaster 100 Anni- street dance and hip hop.
for donated dresses March 30, 6-8 ing several Juilliard graduates. Call Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) versary Remembrance: April 3, 2:30 • Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m.; April 2, 9-11 a.m.; April 5, 6-9 p.m. for tickets/info. Meet the conductor • Pierogi Sale every Friday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., included in admission. Program p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
at The Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., reception before show, admission is p.m. consists of photos, books and docu- • Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Scranton). Visit www.juniorleagueof- $25 donation to NTS, features wine, ments, plus presentations.
scranton.org for info. beer and hors d’oeuvres. St. Peter’s Lutheran Church Downtown Dojo Karate A-
(100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown) Steamtown National Histor- cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
King’s College: (133 North River The Osterhout Free Library • Poppy seed & nut roll sale: $7.50/ ic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: Barre, 570.262.1778)
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes- role, order by April 10 to Carol, 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, Offering classes in traditional karate,
www.kings.edu) events: Barre, www.osterhout.info, 570.654.1849 or Ruth, 654.1549. Pick www.nps.gov/stea) weapons and self defense. Mon-
• Cantores Christi Regis Spring 570.823.0156, ext. 217) up April 20, noon-4 p.m. • Ongoing: Interpretive programs, Thurs., 5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-
Concert: April 29-30, McCormick • Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., visitor center, theater and a history noon.
Campus Ministry Center, free. 5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m. Tunkhannock Public Library museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. Admis- • Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
• Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8 (220 W. Tioga St., Tunkhannock, sion to museum complex includes all p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call
Misericordia University p.m. Pick from selected games or 570.836.3835) tours: $7 adults / $6 senior citizens / for info.
events (www.misericordia.edu, bring your own. • Habitat volunteer info night: $2 children ages 6-12.
570.674.6372, box office 674.6719): • ESL basic computer classes: April March 30, 7 p.m. Drawing and Painting Les-
• Nursing students diaper collection: 2, 9, 16, 30, 10:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Classes sons: An established realist painter
Through May 6 to benefit Angelic limited to 10 people, call 821.1959 to The University of Scranton LEARNING will teach techniques of old masters
Diaper Ministries, Inc. of Dallas. Drop register. events: to serious students, as well as those
off in the Dept. of Nursing offices, 2 • Computer Classes for English as a • The Manhattan School of Music Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai wishing to enhance skills. Private
nd floor, College of Health Sciences Second Language: Saturdays 10:15 Brass Orchestra and The University Chi Center, Wilkes-Barre: lessons available Fri.-Sun. Visit art-
bldg. or Banks Student Life Center a.m.-12:15 p.m. of Scranton Singers concert: April 3, 570.829.2707) ist’s studio in Wilkes-Barre at no
lobby. For info, call 674.6474 or visit • Board Game Night: Mondays, 7:30 p.m., guest conductor Mark Ongoing classes. Tuesdays, Thurs- obligation. To schedule, call
www.misericordia.edu/nursing. 6:30-8 p.m. Gould. Houlihan-McLean Center. Free. days, 6:30 p.m. Study of Chinese 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
• Lecture by psychologist, professor • Open Computer Lab: Mondays and Call 941.7624. Martial Art open hand and weapons hoo.com or visit artist’s Website at
and author Carol Gilligan, Ph.D.: April Wednesdays, 5-8 p.m., Saturday 1-4 • Henry George Lecture: April 4, sets. Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30 www.artistvs.com.
1, 7:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater, Walsh p.m. 7:30 p.m., featuring Glenn Hubbard, p.m. Class covers Chinese style
Hall. Q&A/book signing follows in McIlhenny Ballroom, DeNaples Cen- theories, concepts and applications. Drums, Guitar, Bass, Piano,
observance of National Women’s Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co. ter. Free. Call 941.7475. “Sport” fighting concepts explained Vocals & Recording Lessons,
History Month. (344 Pond Hill Mtn. Rd., Wapwallopen, and practiced. Mon.-Sat. at C&C Music Center &
• “Voyage to India,” a presentation 570.379.3144) events: Waverly Community House Recording Works, Hazleton. 12 in-
by Sujata Nair-Mulloth: April 12, noon, • Breakfast buffet/Chinese Auction: (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 structors available to teach songs,
McGowan Room of Bevevino Library. April 10, 8 a.m.-noon, Take-outs 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) music theory, reading, song writing
Free and open to the public, features available. events: • Self-Defense Class taught by technique and record engineering.
displays and Indian food. Call • Taking Care of Yourself When you Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. For more information call
674.6225 for info. Rabies Clinic & Nail Clipping Have No Time: April 1, 7 p.m. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. 570.454.6105.
• “The History of Ricketts Glen State April 9, 9-11 a.m. at Bunker Hill Veter- • Traditional Weapons Class, every
Park:” April 16, 7 p.m., free and open inary Clinic (Route 107, Factoryville), West Wyoming Hose Co. (926 Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. The Exercise Lady, Doreen
to public, light reception afterwards, sponsored by Endless Mountains Shoemaker Ave.) Rakowski (Theeexercisela-
call to register. Animal League and Dr. Michele Zajac. • First annual unbaked pizza sale: Back Mountain Martial Arts dy0@aol.com, 570.287.9801)
$6 for rabies shots, $5 for nail clip- Fri. during Lent, 4-7 p.m. $10 each, Center & Mountaintop Kar- • Yoga, Pilates and Thai Chi Classes
Mount Airy Casino Resort ping. All animals must be on leash or call 570.301.8329 or 693.1811 to order. ate Center
• Signature Sunday Jazz Brunch: caged and under control. Bring For more info, call either location, Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
every Sun., 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $24.95. certificate of most recent rabies Wilkes-Barre Barbershop Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
Includes brunch and live music by vaccination, if available. Call Harmony Society events: 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. • MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
Marko Marcinko. 570.945.3319 for info. • 59th Annual Concert “Thanks for Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit First visit free. Learn wrestling fun-
the Memories:” April 16, 7:30 p.m., Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. damentals and basic Brazilian Ju-
Myrtle Street UM Church Rummage Sale April 8, 10 a.m.-6 Wyoming Area High School. $15-$20. • Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jitsu No Gi techniques. Call for info.
(840 Harrison Ave., Scranton, p.m., April 9, 9 a.m.-noon. at Unity Call 570.709.3716, 696.3385 or Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back • Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
570.346.9911, 342.5308) events: (140 S. Grant St., Wilkes-Barre). Sat. is 287.2476 for tickets. Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
• Spring Craft Fair: April 9, 10 a.m.-3 Bonus Bag Day, $1/bag. If able to p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Moun- Non-combative class.
p.m. Free admission. donate items, please bring by April 6. taintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., • Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
If interested in helping or for more HISTORY Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. info.
The NEPA Miners: (www.nepa- info, call 570.814.0213 or 824.7722. • Instruction in Traditional Karate,
miners.com or 570.604.4438) Lycoming County Historical Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun- GregWorks Professional
• Tryouts: April 16, 11:30 a.m., River- Scranton Cultural Center Society Thomas T. Taber taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Fitness Training (107 B Haines
front Sports, Scranton. See website (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) Museum (858 W. Fourth St., Wil- Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs-
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for info. • Evening of Fine Food and Wine: liamsport, 570.326.3326, www.lycom- Core Chiropractic Center (180 bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip-
April 3, 5:30 p.m., $85 guests, $100 ing.org/lchsmuseum) United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
Nicholson Fire Company (PO patrons. • “The Covered Bridges of Lycoming 570.718.1672) SEE AGENDA, PAGE 51
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“I was just honored
to get a phone call,
now let alone be
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magazine. It was
just shocking.”
Exeter Mayor
Cassandra Coleman

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her O Magazine is an amazing absolute experience of a life-
life accomplishment— especial-
ly if the story is about women
time,” says Coleman. “With the
interview process, I spent over Kay
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who inspire others. Coleman,
mayor of Exeter and a King’s
alumni, will be featured in the
tact them in any way, I re-
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May issue of O Magazine. secretary called and said that partment called me to set up
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Coleman has been the Mayor somebody from Oprah had an appointment for a photo and Bake Sale
of Exeter since 2008, ever called, but she wasn’t sure. I shoot. They brought in racks Kay is battling Stage 3B lung cancer
since her grandfather died. For figured someone was playing a of clothing, shoes, purses, and Sunday, April 3 · 12:00pm - 5:00pm
someone at such a young age, joke.” boxes of jewelry — everything
what made her pick this career Joke or not, Oprah did want you could imagine they
choice? her to be featured in the maga- brought in. It was crazy.”
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when I was 3 1/2 years old. I “I ended up Googling the comes from her being featured
was the closest to my grandfa- writer, and she was legitimate,” in O Magazine?
ther because of that political says Coleman. “I called her “Honestly, I have been asked
connection, which no one ever back, and we set up a phone that question before, and my
had.” time, and I spent an hour and response is ‘I don’t know,’” she
Oprah has at least 1.5 mil- a half with her going over says. “This is going to be in a
lion people who are subscribers details. However, they didn’t magazine that will be read by
to her magazine. So to be in a have enough information. Obvi- 2-3 million people, this could
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nationwide magazine is some- ously the articles in the local go anywhere. I don’t know
thing only people dream about. paper were very limited.” what this is going to open up
So how did this all start for When Oprah gives away or if it is going to open any
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Coleman? prizes at her show, like cars, doors. But it is just an honor
“It was actually very ran- vacations or houses, the audi- to be in such a widely nation-
dom,” she says. “I didn’t con- ence is always shouting and ally read magazine.” W
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
AGENDA, FROM PAGE 48 Club (www.northeastphotography- national events in K-1 style kick- By their side
club.org) meets the first Wed. of boxing, Muay Thai, American kick- Graduating students from Keys-
fitnesscamp.com) each month at 7 p.m., in the boar- boxing and boxing. Sparring classes tone College’s four-year art
• Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., droom of Prime Med (old Wes Freed- available for men and women, expe-
programs will host the exhibit
6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. man Building) off Morgan Hwy., (first rienced fighters welcome. Evening
• Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & parking lot on the left, just below times available Mon.-Thurs., Sat. “Side By Side” Friday, April 1
8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group Allied Complex). Meetings cover wide • Progressive JKD Self Defense: from 6-9 p.m. The show will
training and couples personal train- variety of topics and features Learn principles of self defense. Men consist of a dual opening at both
ing available. monthly contest, guest speakers. and woman of all experience levels/ Afa Gallery (514 Lackawanna
• Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses- Membership open to anyone in- martial arts styles welcome. Ave., Scranton), and ArtWorks
sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 terested in photography.
p.m. Gallery (503 Lackawanna Ave.,
• New Year’s Resolution Flab to Fab Academy of Northern Mar- MIND AND BODY Scranton).
Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For Absolute Pilates with Leslie Pictured above is a photograph
• Private/Semi-Private sessions Health and Defense. Adult & Chil- (263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit, by Lauren Sieg of Honesdale,
available, e-mail for info. dren’s Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat. www.pilateswithleslie.com) which will be on display at Afa
∝ First class is Free. Walk-Ins welcome • Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
Gallery. For more information on
Harris Conservatory for the or call 371.9919 or 817.2161 for more 9-10 a.m. Private training on the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, information. Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair, the exhibit, contact Nikki Moser
570.287.7977 or 718.0673) along with Pilates mat classes, sta- at 570.945.8485 or nikki.mos-
• Instrumental Music Instruction: Shaolin White Crane Fist bility ball core classes and more. er@keystone.edu.
Call for info. (Wyoming) Check Website for updates.
• Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for Teaching the traditional Chinese
info. martial arts of Shaolin White Crane Awakenings Yoga Studio • Boxing classes with Rich Pastorel- Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
• Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. Fist, Wing Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style (570.472.3272) la (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 gighoopers.com)
evenings. Call for info. Taijiquan, Qigong-Energy work, • Gentle Yoga: Tues., 5:30 p.m., p.m. $40 per month. • Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
• Dragons’ Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 Shauijiao-Chinese Wrestling, more. Candy’s Place (Welles St., Kingston). p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call $35/week, first week free. Three $5. Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan- les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
for info. levels of training for ages 15+. Con- • Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock: reserve spot.
• Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages tact Master Mike DiMeglio Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- 570.996.1500) • Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
5+. $30/month. 570.371.8898. dents. • Yoga for You: Mon., Wed., Sat., 10-11 5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
• Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga a.m. $10 per lesson. Bring yoga mat Wilkes-Barre) $5.
Horse Back Riding Lessons Something Special: (23 West Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr. or beach towel. Call for details.
Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appoint- Walnut Street Kingston, • Private Meditation Instruction: By Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
ment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.540.6376, angiethear- appointment. $25/half hr session. Egyptian Belly Dance Class- cepts Teaches theories of move-
570.575.8649 to schedule. tist@aol.com, www.angelademu- es with Dianna Shahein. Call ment in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call
roart.com) Balance Ultimate Fitness 570.343.2033 for various times/ instructor Mike DiMeglio for info,
Kiss Theatre Company (58 • MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car- (Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840) locations. Private/group classes 570.371.8898.
Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre, tooning) Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Learn • Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp: available.
570.829.1901) the art of Japanese cartooning with Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat, Leverage Performance
• A Pocketful of Rhymes: Wed., Angela DeMuro in comfortable, 9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter Training Studio (900 Rutter Ave.,
beginning April 13, ages 4-10. Partici- individualized environment. 4-week for $150. Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind Forty Fort, 570.388.2386, www.lever-
pants will engage in theater games, session, all supplies included: $60 Beer Deli in the “big brick building,” agetrainingstudio.com )
learn basics of staging and prepare per child. Call or e-mail to register. Balance Yoga and Wellness 570.301.3225) • Primal Scream Classes, a Tabata
for their June performances of “A (900 Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Kingston, • Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10 Circuit Training Class: Tues./Thurs., 7
Pocketful of Rhymes.” $250. World Class Boxing (3 N. River 570.714.2777, www.balanceyogastu- a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri., p.m., free if member, $5 with mem-
St., Plains Twp., www.wcbboxing.net, dio.net) 6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, ber, $10 non-member
La Nota House of Dance (135 570.262.0061) • “One Love” Kirtan performance: aromatherapy and guided med- • Primal Scream Express: Tues./
Main St., Luzerne, 570.714.7934, • BFX (Boxing Fitness Xtreme): April 8, 7:30 p.m. $20 pre-registered, itations. $10 per class. Thurs., 8 p.m., free if member, $5
lanotadance@yahoo.com) Learn fundamentals of boxing. Class- $25 at door. with member, $10 non-member
• Friday Night Practice Parties: es for men and women, no experi- Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts ❏ Workshops, discount available for
Features practice of dance steps. $5. ence necessary. Morning and eve- Classes at La Nota Dance Classes Every month at Golight- series.
Call for more info. ning classes available Mon.-Thurs., Studio (135 Main St., Lu- ley’s Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shop- • Recap & Primal Scream fitness
• Ladies Unite with Luanne: Mon., 7 Sat. zerne, 570.714.7934) ping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). class: March 30, 7:30 p.m., $15 mem-
p.m. Group dancing, no partners • KFX (Kickboxing Fitness Xtreme): • Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7 p.m., Classes focus on cardio, stretching, bers, $20 non-member
needed. Learn new steps, body Learn fundamentals of kickboxing. Sat., 11 a.m. $5/class. defense, stamina and more. Self
movement, styling, shine patterns, Classes for men and women, no • Salsa Night Thurs., 7-9 p.m. at defense, cardio and karate aerobics Maximum Health and Fit-
more. Two groups available, for fun experience necessary. Morning and Luna Lounge (41 S. Main St., Wilkes- also available. $75/month. Call ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
only or for performance. Call for evening classes available Mon.- Barre) 570.814.3293 for info. 570.283.2804)
info. Thurs., Sat. • Zumba Fitness: Tues./Thurs., 7 p.m. • Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
• Ballroom dancing for seniors: • Youth Boxing: group classes ages $5/class. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly- Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
Wed., 1-3 p.m. Features performances, 7-15, personal training ages 4-6. • Beginner Zumba Class: Sat., noon. dance.com, 570.836.7399)
lessons, games. $5 • Women’s Only Semi-Private Train- • Pilates/Yoga Classes: Tues., 5:30 • Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Meditation/Yoga classes at
ing Program: Combines boxing, p.m. with Doreen Ramowski. $48/6- Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway kickboxing, strength training, cardio week session. Call 822.1200 for info/ • Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pitt- and flexibility training. registration. (Route 6, Tunkhannock) 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5
ston, 570.654.6194, www.mys- • Muay Thai Kickboxing: great for • Zumba Classes: Mon., Wed., 5 p.m. each class, bring mat. Call
pace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly weight loss and self defense. Great $5 class. Harris Conservatory for the 570.383.3223 for info.
meeting last Wed. of every month, 7 training for men and women. Train • Ballroom Dancing: Sat., 7 p.m. Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
p.m. at center. Features business with a certified Kru, no experience $10/person. 718.0673) Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
sessions and demonstrations/pro- necessary. • Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.; Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
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grams/workshops • Advanced Training Program: Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazle- Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info. fitnesscenter.com)
Designed to provide you with quality ton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle- • Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
Northeast Photography training for competition in local/ ton.com) 7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info. SEE AGENDA, PAGE 55
A different way
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011

to focus on art
By Christine Moua
Weekender Intern

L
eonardo da Vinci is
known for his most
famous piece of work,
the “Mona Lisa,” Claude
Monet is known for his “Wa-
ter Lilies” and tattoo artists
are know for using the body
as a canvas to reveal their
great works. Festivalgoers
can be provide their bodies
as canvases when Inkin’ the
Valley presents The Spring Inkin’ the Valley will present The Spring Fling Tattoo
Fling, a Tattoo and Arts and Arts gathering this weekend.
gathering on April 1-3 at The
Woodlands Inn and Resort in
Plains Twp. “This is a new thing, smaller scale, more
A tradition started 5,000
years ago, tattoos have been towards the tattoo community.”
marking our bodies with
creative and unique works of Crystal Phan on the differences between
The Spring Fling and Inkin’ the Valley
art. Marc’s Tattooing is spon-
soring the event to not only
feature great artists, but to
show NEPA that there is
more to tattoos than just ink. tween the two? people in the art community.”
“It was something more “This is a new thing, The Spring Fling is an
towards arts events, there is smaller scale, more towards important part for the com-
not that much art in this the tattoo community,” says munity because of the recent
area,” says Crystal Phan, Phan. “Focuses on art, not budget cuts in the arts, such
manager of the Wilkes-Barre just stream line tattoos; The as music in the local schools,
Marc’s. “The event is really Spring Fling features differ- and arts has been lacking.
just geared towards people in ent artists. People should Integrating a student with
the arts. It’s about not being expect a nice, laidback atmo- another academic subject
scared to express yourself in sphere, very artsy, unique, brings another interest into
the arts. We really took that different from a typical tat- their atmosphere, making the
into consideration when we too convention. ” class lesson memorable in-
put this event together.” The Spring Fling will fea- stead of just the usual lec-
With the goal of trying to ture tattooing and body tures.
show more arts in the area, piercing, free tattoo contests, “This event is so important
The Spring Fling focuses on Open Invitation Art Show, art because it focuses on the
more than just the tattoos, auction, live performances, arts,” says Phan. “With how
but on the artists themselves. live music, interactive art things are going in the econ-
Some people don’t consider fusion exhibits, art contests omy, arts really haven’t been
tattoo artists as real artists, and many more. The art cate- in the spotlight. You can still
and The Spring Fling will gories range from oil, acryl- be original and you don’t
prove that stereotype wrong ic, pastel, graphite, pen and have to buy your artwork
by showcasing the artists’ ink, watercolor, black-and- from a department store.
other works. white photography, color There are still artists willing
“Tattoos are going to be photography, sculpture and to share their arts that are
featured, but the artist always mixed media. very talented.” W
gets overlooked,” says Phan. “It’s going to be an art
“(The Spring Fling) is going show with sideshow arts,”
to showcase what they can says Phan. “There will be The Spring Fling, Fri. April 1,
do, not just their tattoos.” live art fusion, different art- 5-11 p.m., Sat. April 2, 1-11 p.m.,
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Inkin’ the Valley, the event ists will be able to show Sun. April 3, 1-7 p.m., The
that The Spring Fling is in- their work, and then the Woodlands (1073 Route 315,
spired by, features the Side- award ceremonies, where the Plains Twp.), $15 for whole
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show Gathering, which shows winners from each art contest weekend. Info: 570.820.3465,
oddities and non-stop events. category will be announced. inkinthevalley.com
So what’s the difference be- It’s really all about honoring
motorhead

WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011


sorry mom & dad
By Justin Brown
Ride of
the Week
Weekender Correspondent
By Michael Golubiewski
Special to the Weekender

That's not
my penis!
T
here are a few monumental my phone the next day, I was greet-
moments in a young man’s ed by a suspicious grin on the
life: The day he brags to his bartender’s face.
friends that he lost his virginity, the After being without my phone
day he actually loses his virginity, for an entire day, I instantly
and the day he turns 21. Since I’ve checked my messages.
been known to party like there’s no “Why did you send me a picture
tomorrow just to celebrate a Tues- of your penis?” read a text message
day, you better believe my 21st from someone I hadn’t talked to in
birthday was an adventure of epic two years.
proportions! It was a night I fore- Shit! Was I so drunk that I sent a
casted ending with hand cuffs or an picture message of my d--k? This
unplanned pregnancy, but never in couldn’t be! I know I was three
my wildest dreams did I expect it to sheets to the wind, but even I
end with me swearing these four wasn’t crazy enough to do that!
words: “That’s Was I?
not my penis!” While check-

2004
When I real- ing my sent
ized my 21st messages, I
birthday would discovered a
fall on a Saturday, picture of a
I thoroughly crooked penis
planned my and another of
weekend: Friday some girl bent
night I would over sent to a
party with my massive amount
underage friends, ditch them at of my contacts — all after 2 a.m.! I
midnight to bar crawl in my college didn’t have my phone with me after
town with my friends who were of 2 a.m.! The bartender of Tiki

NISSAN 350Z
age and on Saturday night take a Lounge did! That asshole sent
limo into downtown Pittsburgh obscene pictures of his crooked
with a group of friends to further dong and some girl to people in my

Engine:
commemorate the occasion. phone! No wonder he had a grin
As any 21st birthday should, when he handed it to me!
mine was a progression of imbecil- To top it off, the pictures were
ic behavior. Following a blur of forwarded to Mark Pender, the
drunk dialing my mom while lay-
ing in someone’s yard and urinating
in the pocket of a pool table, my
trumpet player for Conan O’Brien’s
late night show! Pender gave me
his phone number as a token of
3.5 liter, 6-cylinder
21st birthday weekend came to a
sobering halt when the limo drop-
ped us back at my apartment, and I
noticed my phone was missing.
appreciation for being his son’s
camp counselor two years earlier, in
case I ever wanted tickets to see
Conan’s show. I can only imagine
Owner:
While everyone was searching
the limo for my cell phone, I
what he thought when he got a
picture of a penis sent from the
Mike Miller of Pittston
couldn’t help but worry that I left it number of his son’s former camp
at one of the bars I went to that counselor!
night. Could it be at Casey’s, where As random contacts in my phone
the midget bartender hops on top of were sent pictures of a crooked
the bar while pouring shots in your appendage not attached to my body,
“I have added a Magnaflow cat-back exhaust,
mouth? I learned something: In life you an Injen cold-air intake, 20-inch staggered Ruff
“It’s at Tiki Lounge!” announced have to take the bad with the good.
my friend The Mooch after calling Sure I may not remember my 21st Racing rims and Tein lowering springs,” Miller
my phone. “The bartender picked birthday. But from what I’m told, I says. “I also had a full audio/video system done by
up the phone and said it was left had a good time … W
there.” Sound Solutions. It’s a great car with some great
The bartender that found my Share your 21st birthday modifications.” W
phone assured my friend they memories with Justin on
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would keep an eye on it, saying I Facebook.com/


could pick it up the next evening sorrymomanddad & Twitter
during their shift. When I picked up @sorrymomanddad!
speak and see
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011 • “With bullets singing all around Liz Bignel Plashinski.
me:” Regional Stories of the Cival
War: through July 17. The Philip Hone Gallery (742
• “Medics In Action: Caring For the Main St., Honesdale, philiphonegalle-
Wounded:” through July 17. ry.com, 570.253.5577)
• Gallery Talks: April 7, 7 p.m., fea-
Gallery at the Pocono Com- turing painter Jeanne Esposito on
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland “Feminine Power and the Arts.”
POETIC (133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre, Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271, St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
570.208.5900, www.kings.edu) www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com) poconocommunitytheater.org) Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
Barnes & Noble Wilkes- • Campion Society Open Reading: • Independent Artist Collective • “One Artist Two Styles” by Tim LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect
King’s Booksellers (7 S. Main April 19, 7:30 p.m., Sheehy-Farmer Video Collage Event: April 8, 7 p.m. Weaver: through April 30. St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700) Campus Center. Community members Visit www.iacollective.blogspot.com • “Assemblage” by Bill Pilling: schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
❏ Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30 share creative works. Free. for info. through April 30. Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 5-8 p.m.
p.m. • 30th Annual Rossetti Exhibit:
• Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Marian Sutherland Kirby Weinberg Memorial Library Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Hall, through April 6, featuring winning
Ages 14-18. Library ( 35 Kirby Ave., Mountain at the University of Scran- University of Scranton, 570.941.4214) artwork by students in Tunkhannock
• New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30 Top, 570.474.9313) ton • 25th Annual Student Exhibit: April
p.m. • Minute to Win it: April 9, 10-11 a.m. • Seeking volunteers and accepting 1-15. Opening reception April 1, 6-8 p.m. Something Special (23 W.
• “The Slug Club,” an all-ages club Fun and exciting challenges partici- book and tag-sale donations for Walnut St., Kingston)
about Harry Potter: first Wed., 6:30- pants must successfully complete in annual spring book and plant sale The Linder Gallery at Keys- Hours: Mon.-Fri., 7:30 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.,
7:30 p.m., led by Charles Moore. 60 seconds or less. April 30-May 1. Donations of all used tone College 7:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.
Costumes encouraged, not required. • Jeans Go Green/Save the Earth: hardcover and paperbacks, videos, • Drawings and paintings of Nathan • Charlotte Kindler exhibit: through
❏ Children’s Events: April 30, 10-11 a.m. Learn about first CDS, records and more can be placed Goldstein and his wife Harriet Fish- April 1.
• Young Readers Monthly Activity Earth Day and create eco-friendly in boxes on Monroe Ave. side of man: through April 29. Artist recep-
Night: first Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. projects. library through April 27. tion April 15, 6-8 p.m. Goldstein will Sordoni Art Gallery at
Ages 8-12. give a presentation on his artwork Wilkes University (150 S. River
• American Girl Doll Give-A-Way: first Mulberry Poets & Writers Wyoming Valley Poetry So- April 14, 12:30 p.m. in President’s St., Stark Learning Center)
Thurs., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Assoc. (MPWA) ciety (P.O. Box 173, Wilkes-Barre, Dining Room, Hibbard Campus Cen- • “Elise Wagner: A Decade in Paint-
• Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11 • MPWA Trip to New York City: April 570.829.3163) ter. ing:” through May 22. Artist’s recep-
a.m.-noon. 17. Features an MPWA reading at The • 26th annual Spring Poetry Contest: tion April 8, 5-7 p.m.
Bowery Poetry Club. $20 members, open for grades 112, deadline March 31. MacDonald Gallery (Miser-
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga St., $30 non-members. Call 823.0786 for info. icordia University, 570.674.6250, STAR Gallery at the Mall at
Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500) misericordia.edu/art) Steamtown (570.969.2537/
• Writers Group Thursdays, 7-8:30 Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 343.3048)
p.m. The group celebrates all differ- St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, ext. VISUAL p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5 • “Bending Reality:” through March
ent types of writing styles and for- 217) p.m. 31. Features stylized illustrations and
mats. Join anytime. Admission free. • Poetry reading with Brian Fanelli Blue Heron Art Gallery (121 • Watercolors and works on canvas figure drawings of Gerry Stankiewicz.
Call to register. and Dawn Leas: April 2, 2-4 p.m. to Main St., Wyalusing, 570.746.4922, by the late Alice Welsh Jenkins: • “Archetypes in Sculptural Meta-
celebrate National Poetry Month. To www.blueheronart.org) through April 21. phors,” featuring sculptures of Tom
Friends of the Scranton Pub- meet the poets, RSVP to 829.1959. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4:30 Gates and Simona Gavern: April 1-30.
lic Library (520 Vine St., Scranton, p.m. Saturday by appt. The Main Street Gallery (27 N. Opening reception April 1, featuring
570.348.3000) Scranton Cultural Center • “Face to Face- Interface:” through Main St., Carbondale) music by Robert D’s Music & Memo-
• Bus trip to Morgan Library and (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton) April 28. Features work by several • The 2nd Anniversary Juried Art ries Show.
Museum in New York City: April 30. • Story Pirates arts and creative renowned portraitists. Exhibition: through April 29. Exhibit is
$30 for Friends members, $35 non- writing program for youths: May 17, 10 a project of the Greater Carbondale The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
members. RSVP by April 1. Call Tina a.m., $7 The Butternut Gallery & Chamber of Commerce. Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
Thomas for info. Second Story Books (204 www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
University of Scranton Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose) Marquis Art & Frame (122 S. • Pro-Peace Art Show: April 1, 6 p.m.,
Friends of the Taylor Com- • The Zaner-Bloser Penmanship • “Spring Peepers:” through April 2 Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518) featuring works created through
munity Library (710 S. Main St., Collection: through April 18. One of featuring Artists’ Open House Week- Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. University of Scranton’s Education
570.562.1234, Taylor) the most extensive collections of end Artists. • “Collected & New Works” by Bar- for Justice’s Peace and Reconcil-
• Spring Fling Tea Party sponsored American ornamental penmanship • Opening Reception for Second bro Jernberg and Kelly Olszyk: iation Initiative. Free, call 941.7401 for
by Taylorville Tea Society: April 2, from the late 19th and early 20th Story Books: April 9, 6-8 p.m. through May 7. info.
1-2:30 p.m. Events include book sign- centuries. Heritage Room, Weinberg
ing of “Taylor Arcadia, Images of Memorial Library, free. Call Camerawork Gallery (Down- New Visions Studio/Gallery Widmann Gallery (Located in
America” by Margo Azzarelli, tea-leaf 570.941.6341. stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry (11 S. Keyser Ave., Taylor, www.new- King’s College’s Sheehy-Farmer
readings by Madam Yarns, more. Fun Building, 515 Center St., Scranton, visionstudio.com. 978.501.7812) Campus Center between North Fran-
spring hats encouraged. Free, seating The Vintage Theater (119 Penn 570.510.5028. www.camerawork- Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m. klin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-
limited. Tea/dessert served. gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gal- and by appointment. Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
lery hours are Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 • “Organic Darkroom,” a photog- Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
King’s College p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. raphy exhibit of c-prints by John a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
Events: • “Random Moments:” a show of Steck Jr.: through April 5. the public.
recent photographs by Bernie Andre- • 23rd Annual King’s Student Exhibit:
oli and Rolfe Ross: through March 30. Pauly Friedman Art Gallery April 11-May 4. Features works by
(Misericordia University, Mass Communication Dept. and
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry 570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art) classes in sculpture and drawing.
St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, Gallery hours: Mon.-Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 Opening reception April 15, 6-8 p.m.,
www.everhart-museum.org) p.m., Fri., 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat./Sun., 1-5 free.
Admission $5 adults; $3 students/ p.m.
seniors; $2 children 6-12; Everhart • “Luzerne County Women In Pastel The Wyoming Valley Art
Museum members free. Invitational:” through April 21. Fea- League (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-
• “John and Yoko, a New York Love tures artists Alice Laputka, Georgiana Barre, www.wval.org, 570.288.1020)
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Story:” Features last photographs of Cray Bart, Anna Ostapiw, Shirley • Michael Hockenberry “Finishing
John Lennon by Allen Tannenbaum Trievel, Mary Louise Steinberg, Nata- Touches:” April 8-9.
through April 4. lia A. Kerr, Tobi Balin Grossman and W
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• Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.;


Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.;
Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30
• Tarot Card Readings: $50/first half
hour, $10 additional. Appointment
only. Call 570.417.5020.
• Discussion, “Community Resources
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5, 6:30-8 p.m., John Heinz Rehabil-
itation Center (150 Mundy St., Wilkes-
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p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels wel- The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Barre) Featured speakers: Brigid Weekender Correspondent
come. Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) Shappelle and Emily Ariel. BBC edu-

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• ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: • Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; cates those with lung disease and
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., provides guidance on how to live
p.m. 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. with condition. Free, contact Emily
• Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 Ariel at 570.830.2078 or eariel@al-
Pocono Yoga & Meditation a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. lied-service.org to RSVP.

I
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco- t’s pothole season once again so the owners could reclaim
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi, YMCA of Greater Scranton Clear 4 Tea Party (clear4tea- in Northeast Pennsylvania. them. I considered myself a good
certified yoga instructor (570.346.5836) schedule of events: party.com) Sometimes it seems like we Samaritan. I no longer bother. I
• Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East ❏ Walks with Hiking Jane (343.5144, • 2nd Anniversary Tea Party Rally: have just two seasons in NEPA. would spend all my time doing it.
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi- hikingjane.com): April 15, noon, Honesdale Central Pothole season. Pothole patching I have collected enough spare
dents. • Carey Mountain (Eynon): April 3, Park. Visit website to participate or season. I wonder if there isn’t a parts ejected from passing vehi-
• Private Yoga Instruction: Only by 9:15 a.m., 3-mile moderate to steep. for more info. conspiracy going on here. That cles to build a car. Yesterday, I
appointment. $35 per hour. Call to Meet in YMCA parking lot. maybe the guys who fix the pot- found an entire spring and shock
schedule. • Tobyhanna Lake: April 10, 9:15 a.m., Community Film Project holes are out in the dead of the absorber assembly. It was at least
• Private Meditation Instruction: 5-mile easy to moderate. Meet in • Free Film Screening: April 9, 8-10 night with shovels, jack hammers three feet long and weighed
Only by appointment. $35 per hour. YMCA parking lot. p.m., DeNaples Center (900 Mulberry and dynamite making new and enough that it took me three tries
Call to schedule. St., Scranton). Donations accepted bigger potholes. Reopening the to throw it in the woods.
Zumba Fitness Classes for Leahy Center. ones they fixed earlier that day. One of these potholes is more
Serenity Wellness (Main St. • Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at What other explanation can there like a crater. You could stand in
Luzerne, 570.328.8658) TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor- Holistic Moms Network (wyo- be for the miraculous, sometimes it. Only the top of your head
• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: May 1, 11 gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call mingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 overnight appearance, of these would show. This evil creature
a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all supplies 570.558.7293 for info. Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, suspension breaking monsters? fills with water (when it does this
and instruction. Refreshments pro- • Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 570.466.1347) The Rising ranch abuts what we call it a “lake”) and when the
vided, call to register. Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on • Starting a Garden: April 7, 5:30- should be a pleasant, sleepy, conditions are cold enough the
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak 7:30 p.m. Anne Poole will discuss the two-lane country road. It’s a h20 is splashed out by land speed
Sheri Pilates Studio (703 Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for basic of building a small-scale gar- narrow stretch called “Old 115” record setters. This then freezes
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531) info. den. that has a speed suggestion of 35 on the rest of the road and soon
• Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m. miles per hour. I say a suggestion we hear cars bouncing into trees,
$50/10 classes. Lackawanna County Ger- because most people travel at 55 telephone poles and landing in
• Equipment classes on reformer OUTSIDE man-American Society (Ge- miles per hour plus on it and I ditches.
and tower: $150/10 classes. netti Manor, 1505 N. Main Avenue, have watched with silent wonder One year someone skidded off
• Private training available on 1st Annual 5K Race/1 mile Dickson City, 570.842.4268) at a few travelers who were no the road and vaporized my poor,
reformer, cadillac, stability chair, Family Fun Walk April 16, 9 a.m., • Spring Festival: April 2, doors 4:30 doubt in training for breaking the defenseless mailbox. We never
ladder barrel and cardiolates on Holy Rosary School (125 Stephenson p.m., German-style Buffet, 5:30 p.m., land speed record which is 415 even found a smell.
rebounder. St., Duryea). Pre-registration pre- music & dancing 7-10 p.m. miles per hour, set on the Bonne- I have heard of plans to “im-
Call studio for additional mat class/ ferred, but can register day of from ville Salt Flats. Key word there, prove” this section of road. This
equipment class schedule, all classes 7:30-8:30 a.m. $20, $25/family for The NEPA Rainbow Alliance “flat.” No potholes there. Also, summer, I am told, the highway
taught by certified instructors in walk. For info/registration, visit (www.gaynepa.com) no telephone poles or trees or department guys will be out in
Stott Pilates and Pilates Academy www.neparunner.com or call Rene at • Rainbow Awards Gala: April 16, 5:30 ditches. force with fluorescent orange
International. 570.457.2553. p.m., top-shelf open-bar, cocktail Here on “Old 115” we have a cones, big machines that beep
reception, gourmet dinner and pothole farm. We grow lots of when they back up and men with
Studio 32 (32 Forrest Street, Hickory Run State Park (1137 awards, prom-style after-dinner them and, they are big ones. bored expressions leaning on
Wilkes-Barre, 570.328.8658) Honey Hole Road, 570.403.2006) dancing with live entertainment, All Magnificent, really. They appear shovels. Traffic backups will be
• Make Your Own Hula Hoop: April • Tumblin’ Timberdoodles: April 2, proceeds benefit RA. $75/person. every year which a regularity that the stuff of legends.
10, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., $40 includes all 7:15-8:15 p.m., Meet at park office. Call Visit rainbowawards.org for info/ you could set your watch by. The I am against this for obvious
supplies/instruction. Refreshments to RSVP. tickets. people who are working on the reasons. The amount of time it
provided, call to register. • Amazing Amphibians: April 3, land speed record hit them. All will take to do this project will be
1:30-2:30 p.m., ages 6+. Meet at park NEPA Youth For Christ the time. measured by calendar pages.
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main office, call to register. • Annual fundraising banquet: April We know this how? Misery awaits.
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton, 8, 6-9 p.m., Firoelli’s, Peckville. Fea- First of all, we hear them hit. It When the road is fixed and is
570.290.7242) Northeastern PA Chapter of tures inspirational speaker Joel sounds like a sonic boom. Deep, as smooth as a baby’s posterior,
• Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core the Sierra Club Sonnenberg and Christian artist Todd chesty reverberations that could the land speed record setters will
Yoga 6:30 p.m. • Call to Action: April 2, 10 a.m.-1 Agnew. wake you from a drug-induced increase their velocity. What was
• Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.; Yoga p.m., free and open to public. Pre- coma. Because this once sleepy once just stupid will become
Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.; Cardio sentations and discussion of natural Vintner’s Circle (1152 Commerce road is now, apparently, a super- insanely dangerous. Cars will be
Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. gas extraction. Blvd., Suite 102, Dickson City, highway it’s relentless. 24 hours a catapulted off the road as if they
• Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core • Walk the Back Mountain Trail 570.383.0224, vintnerscircle.com): day we hear hapless motorists had jet assisted take off devices
Yoga 6:30 p.m. Luzerne to Trucksville: April 9, 9:30 • In Store Wine Makers Club: March slam into these potholes of doom. mounted in the tailpipes.
• Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30 a.m., meet 9:30 p.m. at trailhead on 30, 6-7 p.m. Boom. Pause. Boom. Brief Also, how will I ever sleep
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m. Parry St., Luzerne, park at Knights of • At Home Wine Makers Network pause. Boom! It’s almost, but not without the sonic boom of cars
• Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for Columbus (57 Parry St.) Call Jen, Group: April 6, 6-7 p.m. W quite, hypnotic. Learn to sleep hitting the bottom of my pothole
registration details) 570.819.2147 for info. Free to public. through that distraction and you farm? W
• Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.; - compiled by Christine Moua, will sleep with ease through the
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By Caeril Crestin
Weekender Correspondent

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) opposite, actually. Another person might


Pisces loathe being forced to make up pick up a lost wallet, pocket the cash and
their minds more quickly than they want toss the thing in the trash — you, howev-
to. However, sometimes that can take er, should not. Consider it your job this
ages. When your decision affects another NORAH JONES week (and always, actually) to attempt to
person (particularly in regards to questions March 30 1979 restore people’s decaying faith in human-
like, “Do I want to spend the rest of my CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ity, even if it’s not in your financial best
life with him/her?”), rushing to a (perhaps March 31 1943 interest, not further undermine it.
poor) decision is a bad idea. However, (pictured)
stringing someone along while you take JON GOSSELIN SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
your sweet time figuring it out is worse, April 1 1977 Speaking the truth can often be redun-
especially if it robs them of the chance to EMMYLOU HARRIES dant, and fairly pointless. Although I’m
find an alternative should you decide April 2 1947 pretty sure you’re not one of those morons
against them. Reality check time. Asking AMANDA BYNES who feel compelled to share such astute
for a few months to figure things out is April 3 1986 observations as “Wow, you’re really tall,”
perfectly acceptable; a few years, on the ROBERT DOWNEY JR. or “Your hair is so red!” sometimes the
other hand, isn’t. April 4 1965 truths you are inclined to share also don’t
COLIN POWELL need to be spoken aloud, since everyone
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) April 5 1937 concerned is already just as aware of them
Sex is fantastic, but don’t get carried as the 6-foot 2-inch woman who’s forced
away. Most Rams wouldn’t dream of to constantly acknowledge her height by
entering a serious relationship where the simpleton strangers. It’s your job to speak
sex didn’t rock, but you can sometimes the truth when no one else will. When
place more value in this department than up owing whom and how much you’re You can’t control your natural impulses everyone already knows it, just keep your
is strictly warranted. After all, as years go actually willing to put up with. So many and desires (and trying too hard to do so mouth shut.
by, you’ll spend much more time out of questions! You’ve got about a week to is very unhealthy; just ask all the poor
bed with this person than in. Without an come up with the answers. guys who’ve tried to go “ex-gay” through CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
exceptional rapport when you’re not naked homophobic religious conditioning), but This week encompasses one of my
with each other, it’ll be a rocky road. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) you can use them to support your con- favorite “holidays:” April Fool’s Day.
Don’t be blinded by passion; make sure No one’s as good at making mountains scious choices rather than undermining Most Capricorns I know aren’t such big
you’re into this person during the cold out of molehills as a Cancer with too them. If you’re horny for the mailman, use fans of the kinds of pranks pulled on this
light of freshly post-coital day — before much time on her hands. Your busy brain it to fuel your sex life with your partner. If day, but I have some advice to help you
you commit to something that might not requires emotionally charged stimuli most you have a craving for adventure, figure shift your perspective. Being pranked can
be as good when the sex isn’t as great. of the time, and if it doesn’t get it natural- out ways to make your life more adventur- be an indication of affection! Most of
ly, it’ll create some out of virtually noth- ous — without messing shit up. Blindly these stunts require forethought, planning,
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) ing. Nine times out of 10, you regret these following your strongest feelings is a bad set-up, and knowledge of the person being
Money’s great, but selling out isn’t. Of little episodes later, if you have a chance idea; consciously and intelligently pursu- fooled, or at least their situation. That
course, this is hardly a black-and-white to reflect on them. The trick is antici- ing or redirecting them is a very good someone would go to such effort for a bit
issue, and everyone has to make compro- pating that future regret and preventing it one. of fun is either a sign they have too much
mises in order to bring in the dough. from happening by learning how to quell time on their hands, or they simply care
That’s just how it works. But ultimately the drama before it erupts — and how to LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) about you (or both). Whether you pity or
only you can accurately gauge whether the separate the real situations that ought to Even though you’re exceptionally capa- appreciate them (or both), try to be patient
ones you’ve made (or are thinking about be addressed from the ones you just made ble of seeing and understanding different and good-natured about the whole thing,
making) feel “right.” If they don’t, there’s up in your head. That’s this week’s task. perspectives on an issue, when you feel won’t you?
an obvious solution: simply saying no, but something strongly, sometimes it’s hard
unfortunately very few people, especially LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) for you to shut up about it. That can be AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
in these crappy economic times, have the Be honest with yourself. If you’re not extremely insensitive to someone coming Some people talk too much and rob
moral fortitude to turn down a buck in satisfied with how things are, only you at it from another angle, or worse, stuck in situations of any energy or feeling they
favor of their own admirable principles. can answer the question “Can I learn to the middle and unable, for various rea- might have had. Others talk too little and
The question is: do you? live with this?” If things must change in sons, to pick a side at all. This is one of deliberately or accidentally deceive or
order for you to stick around for the long those times when you must learn to keep mislead others. This week is finding just
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) haul, clarify and communicate those quiet for the good of others, even if biting the right balance of communication, that’ll
Being obligated to something by some- changes as soon as you can, even if such your tongue is extremely difficult to do. clue people in to the stuff they need to
one else is galling. Sadly, plenty of people demands reflect poorly upon you; you’ll The momentary satisfaction of speaking know, but not suck all the air out of the
have enough nerve to sign you up for look worse if you pretend everything’s up would be greatly outweighed by the room. That’s an awfully tricky balance to
something without even asking. Now alright and then bail months or years regret that’d kick in a minute later. strike, but if anyone’s capable of it, you
you’re in the awkward position of backing down the line, without warning. Your Aquarians are. And since most of the
out, throwing your “friend” (or worse, great strength is knowing yourself and SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) other people involve are fairly terrible at
spouse) under the bus, or performing a owning your desires; failing to do so is “Finders keepers, losers weepers,” may it, it might just be up to you to either
duty you never actually agreed to. Sleep almost unforgivable, so get on it. sort of work as a childhood adage, but in clarify the situation further, for them — or
on it. There’ll be fallout no matter what general that’s not how it should work in tell them to shut up, already. W
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you decide — the question is who do you VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) the adult world. Just because there are
want it to fall on, who you wish will end Smart and flexible people redirect their many unscrupulous people doesn’t mean To contact Caeriel send mail to
non-productive or constructive energy. you need to add to their rank, quite the sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
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94,000 miles,
You may also apply in person at Free Consult
longs to adopt automatic, front
NORTH STAR FOODSERVICE of PA your newborn.
Giving secure life
Payment Plans
(570) 970-9977
wheel drive, 4
door, air condition-
13 Rutledge Drive, Pittston, PA and
endless love. LIFE INSURANCE
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(570) 223-2536
ing, air bags, all
power, cruise
EEO/AA/M/F/D/V FOR DIABETICS
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Kelly and Peter Stroudsburg control, leather


1-866-627-2220. 877-638-4300 interior, $3,300.
Expenses Paid. Ext.101 570-394-9004
WEEKENDER, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2011
409 Autos under 412 Autos for Sale 412 Autos for Sale 412 Autos for Sale 412 Autos for Sale 412 Autos for Sale 412 Autos for Sale 415 Autos-Antique
$5000 & Classic
CHRYSLER ‘06 HONDA ‘08 MAZDA `04 RX-8 MERCEDES-BENZ NISSAN `08 ALTIMA TOYOTA `06
CHRYSLER 300C HEMI Low mileage, CORVETTES
Light green, 18,000 FIT SPORT Hunter Green,
80,000 miles. `73 450SL 18000 miles, auto- AVALON WANTED
`94White
CONCORDE
with
miles, loaded,
leather, wood trim,
Burnt Orange, Auto,
New brakes &
rotors. New
Convertible with
removable hard top,
matic, front wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air
New tires, new
brakes, Inspected 1953-1972
Any Condition!
$24,000. Alloys, 42k EXTRA alignment. Two power windows, AM March 4, AC,
leather interior. CLEAN! 13,900. new rear tires. /FM radio with cas- conditioning, air AVPS, Fully Courteous, Fast
Infiniti sound 570-222-4960 bags, power locks,
leave message No accidents. sette player, CD loaded, 18,000 Professional Buyer.
system. PRICE REDUCED player, automatic, 4 power windows, mile bumper to Licensed & Bonded
151k miles. power mirrors, corvettebuyer.com
CHRYSLER ‘93
$8,000 or best new tires. Cham- bumper warranty.
REDUCED! offer. For more pagne exterior; Ital- power seats, all 90,000 miles. 1-800-850-3656
$1,300 power, cruise con-
or best offer.
570-283-8202
LEBARON
Green 2 door Con-
825-3368
information, call
(570) 332-4213
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
trol, GPS/naviga-
tion system,
$12,900.
(570) 881-3712
FORD `52
LOUSGARAGE.COM AM/FM radio, CD
vertible. Inspected.
Tan color canvas
HONDA `05 CIVIC Rare, Exclusive
dition. $31,000. Call
825-6272 changer, Mp3 play-
er, keyless entry, Volkswagen ‘03 COUNTRY SEDAN
412 Autos for Sale top. Runs very
Opportunity To CUSTOM LINE
MERCEDES-BENZ
leather interior,

CADILLAC ‘06 STS


good. Asking $2700,
must sell. Taking
110 miles, automat-
ic, front wheel drive, Own... sun/moon roof,
rear defroster, new
GTI STATION WAGON
V8, automatic,

`95 SL 500
serious offers. 4 door, anti-lock moonroof, 5 speed, 8 passenger,
AWD, 6 cylinder, Sil- 570-604-1118 brakes, air condi- floor mats, Winter loaded,$9750 3rd seat, good
ver, 52,600 miles,
sunroof, heated
CHRYSLER `02
tioning, air bags,
AM/FM radio, CD ‘26 FORD Convertible, with
removable hard
Frost pearl paint,
heated seats, side
excellent condition,
570-578-2149
condition, 2nd
owner. $9,500.

MODEL T
seats, Bose sound player, new breaks, mirror defroster, 570-579-3517
top, dark Blue,
system, 6 CD
changer, satellite PT CRUISER
rotors, power steer-
ing pump, $8,500. Panel Delivery
camel interior,
Summer Driving
backup camera,
auto rear view mir-
ror dimmer, Blue-
VWGold
‘02with
PASSAT GLS
Black FORD `66
radio, Onstar, park- Inferno Red, flame (570) 704-8685 100 point Only, Garage Kept.
ing assist, remote Concours quality tooth, phone, nav., Leather, Auto, Mustang Coupe.
design. Chrome Very Good
HONDA `09 PILOT
keyless entry, elec- restoration. Red & radio controls Moonroof, 106k, Pearl white, pony
wheels. 47,000 Condition, No on steering wheel, One Owner.
tronic keyless igni- with black fend- interior. Pristine
miles, one owner. Accidents. Classy 4.5 years remain- IMPRESSIVE $7190.
tion, & more! Low mileage, ers. Never Driven. condition. 26K
Looks and runs Car. Price ing on 7 year
$17,600 24.000 miles, four 0 miles on miles. $17,000 or
great. New inspec- Reduced! 100,000 miles Nis-
570-881-2775 wheel drive, 4 door, restoration. best offer.
tion. $6,875 $13,995 san bumper to
anti-lock brakes, air RARE! (570) 817-6768
Call (570) 472-1854 or trade for bumper Premium
CHEVROLET ‘06
conditioning, all $40,000
LINCOLN `88
SUV or other. Warranty included,
power, CD changer,
FORD `04 MUSTANG rear windshield
$38,000 570-388-6669 EXCELLENT CON- 825-3368
CORVETTE Mach I, 40th
ANNIVERSARY EDITION
wiper, custom
wheels, $22,900. MINI COOPER ‘05
DITION Altima
HYBRID 35city/33
LOUSGARAGE.COM
TOWN CAR
CONVERTIBLE V8, Auto, 1,200
miles, all options,
(570) 313-2749 1993 CADILLAC Red, 79000 miles, highway mpg.
$18,900. VW ‘07 BEETLE 61,000 original
miles, garage kept,
Silver beauty, 1
show room condi- HYUNDAI `04 ALLANTE automatic, 2 door,
all power, sun roof, 570-371-9001 triple black, leather
CONVERTIBLE
Owner, Museum
quality. 4,900 tion. Call for info. 13,000 Excellent condition, Call after 5:00 p.m. interior, carriage
miles, 6 speed. All
possible options
Asking $24,995
Serious inquiries TIBURON GT Original Miles
Exquisite Red with
runs great. $10,000
570-299-9092
Lt. Green with Tan
Leather, Auto, Only
roof, factory wire
wheels, loaded,
only. 570-636-3151 Blue, 5 speed excellent condition.
including Naviga- candy clear coat, 34k! BEAUTIFUL!
NISSAN ‘08
manual, CD, Air, $5,500. Call
tion, Power top. black top with $16,400.
FORD `07
factory alarm,
New, paid $62,000
Must sell $45,900
power windows & beige leather inte-
SALEEN `02 Mike 570-237-7660

SENTRA 2.0S
locks. 38K. rior. Digital gauge
Looking for that
570-299-9370
MUSTANG GT $7,500 negotiable.
Call 570-540-6236
package & option-
al chrome & gold Nutmeg with Creme SE 281 special place
Boat? Car? Truck? Premium package, alloy wheels. Con- Convertible, silver called home?
silver, black leather Cloth, Auto, 51k.
Motorcycle? Air-
plane? Whatever it
is, sell it with a
interior, 5 speed
manual. 20,000
INFINITI ‘03 I35 vertible.
Beautiful,
Must Sell!
NONE NICER
$12,200.
on black, garage
kept, Production
#351. 14,500
825-3368
LOUSGARAGE.COM
Classified will address
Your needs.
Open the door
VW ‘08 JETTA SE
miles. $18,900 Platinum with Black $31,000 miles. Asking
Classified ad.
570-829-7130
(570) 868-3832 Leather, Moonroof, $29,900 $23,500, with classified!
“Bose” Only 84k. Gray Pearl, Leather,
MAZDA `88 RX-7
Selling your Serious inquiries
Moonroof, Only 33k!
1993 CADILLAC
Camper? IMPRESSIVE! only!
$9,990. 825-3368 570-477-3600 EXCEPTIONAL! CONVERTIBLE
Place an ad and $17,200.
LOUSGARAGE.COM 1 owner, garage
find a new owner.
SEDAN DEVILLE
SCION ‘08 TC
kept, 65k original
570-829-7130
4 door miles, black with
CHEVROLET `09 FORD `92 MUSTANG Blue-Sapphire
Low mileage,
grey leather interior,
all original & never

EQUINOX Convertible,
55,000 original
825-3368
LOUSGARAGE.COM
Beauty!
Beautiful condi-
tion. Garage kept
NISSAN `06 SENTRA
1.8 S, Special
42,000 miles,
speed, front wheel
4
825-3368
seen snow. $8,900.
Call 570-237-5119
drive, 2 door, anti- LOUSGARAGE.COM
Low mileage, 15000 miles 5.0 auto, 26,000 miles. All Edition, Power
miles, automatic,
all-wheel drive, 4
some engine
upgrades. Garaged
LINCOLN `02 available options -
fully loaded. 4
steering, brakes,
windows & locks.
lock brakes, air con-
ditioning, air bags, 415 Autos-Antique OLDSMOBILE `68
power locks, power
door, anti-lock
brakes, air condi-
showcar. $8200
(570) 283-8235 TOWN CAR door. Grey leather
interior
6 CD changer.
Excellent condition, windows, power
mirrors, cruise con-
& Classic
DELMONT
Soft top convertible,
tioning, air bags,
power locks, power
HONDA ‘05 CIVIC LX
sunroof. Black with
Black leather interi-
$7,900 43K. $12,500.
570-881-6897 trol, AM/FM radio,
CD player, Mp3
CADILLAC `80 DRASTICALLY
REDUCED!!
From an Exotic,
windows, power
mirrors, cruise con-
trol, AM/FM radio,
Champagne with
Creme Cloth, Auto,
or. Alloy wheels.
$4,500, Call Private Collection PONTIAC ‘69 FIREBIRD player,
entry,
keyless
sun/moon COUPE DEVILLE This model only
produced in 1967
cassette player, CD
player, keyless
98k. EXTRA CLEAN!
$8,790.
(570) 594-1496
Call 570-650-0278 400 CONVERTIBLE roof, rear defroster,
tinted windows.
Excellent condition,
$3,000 located in
& 1968. All
original 45,000
Blue/white top & $14,200. Hazleton.

WANTED!
miles, Color
MERCEDES-BENZ
entry, rear de- white interior. (570) 443-7522 Call 570-454-1945 or Burgundy, cloth
froster, rear wind- Recent document- before 9:30 p.m. 561-573-4114 & vinyl interior,
shield wiper, tinted
windows. $17,500.
(570) 954-9333
ALL JUNK CARS `05 240C
4Matic, V6 - Gray,
ed frame-off
restoration. Over
$31,000 invested. SUBARU ‘09
350 rocket
engine, 2nd
owner. Fender
Call after 9:00 a.m. 825-3368
LOUSGARAGE.COM CA$H PAID 77K highway miles,
Excellent condition,
will sell $21,500.
570-335-3127 LEGACY SE skirts, always

CHEVROLET
garaged. Trophy
HONDA ‘06 ACCORD EX 570-301-3602 dealer serviced. Sun ALL WHEEL DRIVE. winner at shows.
roof, heated seats.
PORSCHE `02 Gray Pearl. Only CHEVROLET `68 C10 Serious inquiries
2010 CAMARO Auto., sunroof, alloy
wheels, 44K miles,
$15,500. Call
570-288-3916
BOXSTER S
$22k! $17,900. New 350 motor and only, $7,500.
570-690-0727
MAZDA `04 3
V-6 Victory Red, silver with black new transmission.
black interior, cloth, new Blizzaks, Looking for Work? Great convertible, $8,500 or best rea-
sonable offer.
PONTIAC ‘84
all bells and KBB over $16,000, Hatchback, 92,000 Tell Employers with black top, 6 speed
whistles. Must sell! $12,900 miles. Excellent a Classified Ad. manual transmis- (570) 906-1771
sion, carbon fiber
$25,000
570-706-6489
Call after 5 pm.
570-477-2677
condition. auto,
sunroof, premium
570-829-7130
dash, leather interi- 825-3368
LOUSGARAGE.COM CHEVY `66 BEL AIR TRANS AM
MERCEDES-BENZ
sound and alloy or, front & rear 15TH ANNIVERSARY
2 door post car, in
CHEVY ‘08 COBALT HONDA ‘08 wheels. $8,300
(570) 864-2337
trunk, fast & agile.
$18,000 or best TOYOTA ‘03 CAMRY good condition for
EDITION.
1 of 600 made, all
`09 300C
Coupe, 4,500 miles. offer. Call age. Serious available options,
2.2 liter, 32 MPG, 1
owner, $14,000 ACCORD EX MERCEDES-BENZ Low mileage,
570-262-2478 White with Gray
Leather, V6,
inquiries only, call
for details. $8,500
63K miles, V8, auto.
T-roof, $7,995.
negotiable. White,
auto, perfect condi-
Silver, Moonroof,
Only 36k!
`01 C-240
26,000 miles, all-
wheel drive, 4 door, TOYOTA `93 MR2 Moonroof, Only 91k.
GREAT PACKAGE!
or best offer. Call
Steve at
Call 570-817-2577

TANK ‘07 VISION


tion. 570-785-4444 EXTRA CLEAN! air conditioning, all T-top, 5 speed. 570-407-0531
$18,900. 121,000 miles. power, GPS/naviga- $9,490.
AM/FM/CD, AC,
CHEVY `06 EQUINOX Loaded, leather
seats, 4 door.
tion system, leather
interior, sun/moon
power antenna.
New tires. No rust.
STUDEBAKER ‘31
Rumble seat, coupe
2007 Tank Motor
Sports Vision Motor-
4x4, 62,000 miles, $5,200 roof, new sport and cycle. 250 cc,
Great condition. Good condition.
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silver, comes with 3 Call 570-283-1800 luxury package, Brand new. 0 miles.
year, 50k mile war- M-F, 9am - 5pm $5,000 Call for details
black in color. $2,400. For more
ranty. $11,900. 825-3368 All other times (570) 708-0269 825-3368 (570) 881-7545
$36,000. information call Tom
570-474-5566 LOUSGARAGE.COM (570) 388-6422 (570) 313-2749 after 6:00PM LOUSGARAGE.COM at 570-825-2114
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421 Boats & 439 Motorcycles 439 Motorcycles 442 RVs & Campers 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/ 451 Trucks/
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HARLEY DAVIDSON YAMAHA `04 V-STAR FORD ‘96 CLASS C
JEEP `07
CUSTOM
1100 Custom. 5800

` 06 SOFTTAIL
miles, light bar,
Gulf Stream Con-
quest Motor Home. CHEVR0LET`02 DODGE `10
cobra
windshield,
exhaust,
many
31’, 460 V8, all
EXPRESS GRAND CARAVAN WRANGLER X
HONDA `03
options. 37K miles.

CREST 15’
Fiberglass
NIGHTTRAIN
Dark gray metallic,
new rr tire &
extras, must sell.
$5,995. Call
570-301-3433
Excellent condition.
$17,000. Call
570-868-5385
CONVERSION
VAN
Only 17k miles.
Fully loaded.
Excellent condi- ODYSSEY
4x4, stick shift, soft
top. Red exterior,
well maintained,
garage kept. 11,500
boat with
trailer. Out-
brakes, many
extras. $10,900 YAMAHA `97 VIRAGO SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
tion. Factory &
extended war-
High mileage,
140000 miles, auto-
miles, one owner.
AC, CD player,
(570) 592-4982 750cc. 8,000 miles, Travel Trailer. 29’, condition.
ranty. $17,995 matic, front wheel cruise control.
board propul- saddlebags, wind- mint condition, 1 $18,900 (570) 690-2806 Tow package with
drive, 4 door, anti-
shield, back rest, 570-674-3901
HARLEY DAVIDSON `01
sion. Includes: slide out a/c-heat. lock brakes, air con- cargo carrier.
Black & Pearl, Stove, microwave,
2 motors ditioning, air bags, Excellent condition.
Erinmade,
Road King 19,000
miles, new tires, lots
of extra chrome.
Excellent Condition.
Must See. Asking
$2,499. Call after 4.
fridge, shower
inside & out. Many
more extras.
CHEVROLET `05 DODGE `94
Dakota with cap.
power locks, power
windows, power
$18,700
Call 570-822-9680
“Lark II series”
PRICE Like New. $12,900.
Call 570-639-1989
570-823-9376 Reduced. $15,500.
Call 570-842-6735
TRAILBLAZER LT
Black/Grey. 18,000
1 owner, garage
kept, very good
mirrors, AM/FM
radio, CD player,
rear defroster, rear LEXUS `04 GX 470
REDUCED!
YAMAHA` 08 R1
or 570-760-1023 condition. Many windshield wiper, Black with dark
miles. Well
$2,400 SUNLITE CAMPER equipped. Includes
extras including lift $5,990 gray leather interior.

HONDA ‘04
& back seat. DVD player. Fully
BEAUTIFUL BIKE
NEGOTIABLE 22 ft. 3 rear bunks, On-Star, tow pack- (570) 606-4198
29 MPG gas. loaded. 92,000
570-417-3940 center bathroom, age, roof rack, (570) 868-0944 miles. Excellent
SHADOW Perfect condition. kitchen, sofa bed. running boards,
remote starter,
FORD `01 LARIAT
condition. $19,000
SALT CREEK SKIF
3700 miles, new Air, Fully self con-
INTERNATIONAL ‘95
extended warranty. (570) 675-4424
rear tire, undertail tained. Sleeps 6.
14’ fiberglass fish-
ing boat, tri-hull
SABRE 1100 kit, cover. Price
negotiable $7,900
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
$16,000
(570) 825-7251
250 Super Duty
with slide-in camper DUMP TRUCK TRUCKS FOR SALE
black, 13,500 570-852-9072 215-322-9845 new tires, 4 door, 8’ Refurbished, rebuilt
(very stable), 25 HP Ford, GMC,
CHEVROLET `06
miles. Windshield, bed. Soft and hard- engine, transmis- International-Prices
Tahatsu outboard,
saddle bag. Excel- sion replaced.
Full Galvanized
Trailer. Perfect Con- lent condition. YAMAHA` 09 TT-R 110 Susquehanna RV
“A Camper’s Best
SILVERADO 1500
top for bed covers.,
Good condition. Rear-end removed
and relubed. Brand
starting at $2,295.
Box Truck, Cab &
dition. Built in fuel $4,500. Call Sold together or Chassis available.
BARELY USED
Friend” Rt. 11 4X4 pickup, extend- new 10’ dump. PA
tank. All new in ‘01. (570) 852-9455 separately $10,900 Call U-haul
Bloomsburg- ed cab, 6 1/2 ft. state inspected.
$2,500 (570) 639-5478 570-822-5536
Low riding hours. Danville Highway box, automatic. $12,900/best offer.
570-256-7311 Find Something?
FORD `03 F150
excellent condition. 570-389-9900 Pewter. 48,000 570-594-1496
Lose Something? blue and white in
SEA NYMPH ‘94
miles. Excellent
Get it back where it
19’, 4.0 Outboard belongs
with a Lost/Found ad!
color. Comes with
chest protector and TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft condition. $17,000
Negotiable LARIAT 542 Logistics/
Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
motor, good condi- helmet $1,400. Rear queen master (570) 954-7461 Contractor ready
tion. $6,000 or best 570-829-7130 (570) 313-2749 bedroom, Walk with ladder rack &
offer. Call
HONDA
thru bathroom.
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX tool box, 4x4 diesel,
570-722-4077
2004 CRF 100.
YAMAHA` 09 VSTAR Center kitchen +
dinette bed. Front LT (premium pack-
age), 3.4L, 47,000
under 97K. Great
condition, $17,000
extra large living
650 CLASSIC
Excellent condition. or best offer.
427 Commercial $1500 or best offer. room + sofa bed. miles. All wheel
570-925-2845
Trucks & Big View windows. drive, power moon-
570-498-7702 Like New. roof, windows, locks
Equipment Air, awning, sleeps
FORD `99 E250
DRIVERS -
Less than 1000 6, very clean, will & seats. Leather

CHEVROLET ‘89 KAWASAKI ‘06 miles. White and


chrome. Garage
deliver. Located in
Benton, Pa. $4,900.
interior, 6 cd chang-
er, rear folding
Wheelchair Van
78,250 miles. Fully
Vulcan Classic seats, keyless entry,
C70. 24’ box. Lift kept. $6,300 215-694-7497 serviced, new bat-
1500

CLASS A CDL
onstar, roof rack, tery, tires & rods.
gate, many new Black and chrome. (570) 817-8127 running boards,
parts. $1,900. Fuel injected. 21” 451 Trucks/ Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
garage kept,
(570)675-7546 windshield. Pas- To place your SUVs/Vans $14,750.
chairs. Braun Millen-
nium lift with
senger backrest.
Floor boards. ad call...829-7130 570-362-1910 remote. Walk up
Remainder of war-
CHEVY `94 GLADIATOR
door. Front & rear
Looking for a company
ranty. Expires
Feb., 2012. Kept in
442 RVs & Campers
BUICK `05 Custom Van. 67K
A/C. Power locks &
windows. Excellent
you can retire with?
heated garage!
FLAGSTAFF `08 RENDEZVOUSFully
CX miles. Interior has condition. $9,500.
Looking for more
CHEVY ‘08 3500 Never damaged. oak wood trim, car- 570-237-6375
7,000 miles. Great
CLASSIC AWD,
loaded, 1 owner,
peting, storage
areas, TV, rear seat
HUMMER ‘05 H2 home/family time?
HD DUMP TRUCK
condition! $6,800
570-574-9217 Super Lite Fifth 18,000 miles. 6 convertible to dou-
Yellow with black
2WD, automatic.
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
cylinder. New
inspection, tires
ble bed, curtains.
Seats 7. Power win-
leather interior. We offer top pay
Only 12,000 miles.
Vehicle in like
new condition.
SUZUKI `07 C50T place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
& brakes. Like
new, inside & out.
dows & seats. Cus-
tom lighting on ceil-
Front & rear heated
seats. Many chrome
accessories. $28,500
and benefits
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
$21,900.
570-288-4322 CRUISER outside speakers &
$16,900. Call
(570) 540-0975
ing. New exhaust
system. New rear
or best offer. Call Weekly home time
grill, 2 sliders, (570) 788-9826 or
tires. Recently
(570) 956-8547 and much more
FORD ‘99 E350 EXCELLENT aluminum wheels,
water purifier,
awning, microwave CHEVROLET `07
inspected. Excellent
condition. $4,800.
Leave Message

KIA `02 SEDONA


Call 570-655-0530
BUCKET VAN CONDITION oven, tinted safety
TRAILBLAZER LS For more details, please call
Triton V8. 2 speed Windshield, Bags,
glass windows,
FORD `90 TRUCK EX, Van, Sunroof.
800-628-7807
raised panel fridge 61,000 miles.
boom; 92,000miles; Floorboards,V&H & many acces- Perfect condition, 17’ box. Excellent
$9999 or best price. 17,000 miles. Loaded. Good
Pipes, White sories & options. running condition. condition.
Great condition. Call
570-675-3384 or
walls,Garage Kept. Excellent condition, Asking $20,000
570-332-3681
Very Clean. $5,000. $5000 or best offer. and ask for recruiting
6K Miles $5,500 $22,500. Call
570574-7002 570-606-7654
(570) 430-0357 570-868-6986 570-287-1246

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VITO’S Professionals Repair Repair C.N.A.’S, RN’S, PART-TIME/FULL-TIME
SUZUKI `09 EMT’S, PART-TIME
LINCOLN ‘06 GRAND4x4.
VITARA166 & TELLERS INVISIBLE FENCE MAINTENANCE / PT’S, OT’S & ST’S
FULL/PART TIME
PARAMEDICS, PART-
NAVIGATOR Luxury
horsepower 4 cylin-
GINO’S Cash handling
experience a plus,
INSTALLER
Will train right per-
SET-UP MECHANIC WANTED
TIME VAN DRIVERS
Pearl white, all
leather. Fully
der, 4 mode full time
4 wheel drive. 1,269 Wanted: computer and com-
munication skills
son for installation
of underground wire
Fifty year old locally
owned and operat-
Angel’s Touch
Homecare, a Mille-
loaded with miles. 4 wheel anti
lock disc brakes. Junk necessary.Required
work days are Mon-
and equipment. Full
time/ year round.
ed company seek-
ing reliable, self
nium Home Health
Care Company, is
Needed for a rapidly
growing ambulance/
all options.
Navigation sys-
Leather, heated
seats. Power seats, Cars & day thru Friday and
some Saturdays.
Must enjoy outdoor
work. Must be able
motivated individual
with excellent work
looking for C.N.A.’S,
RN’s, PT’s, OT’s and
transport company.
Must have valid
tem, entertain-
ment DVD pack-
mirrors, locks &
sunroof. 6 cd Trucks Applications
available at
are
881
to work with dogs
and their owners.
history for the posi-
tion of mainte-
ST’s with homecare
experience to join
drivers license and
current certifica-
age, 3rd row changer with 8 Highest Prices Mundy Street, Landscape experi- nance/set-up our growing team. tions. Competitive
seating, climate speakers. Cruise & Wilkes-Barre, PA Currently there are salary and benefits
Paid In Cash!!! ence a plus. Valid mechanic and
control seats, tilt. Smart pass key- 18702. No phone PRN positions avail- available.
PA drivers license duties relative to a
less entry start. FREE calls please. able in Lackawanna Apply in person, no
sun roof, excel- required. Apply in manufacturing envi-
$19,000. Call and Luzerne Coun- phone calls:
lent condition. person. Invisible ronment. Candi-
570-401-3714 Pick Ups Trans-Med
$14,995. 522 Education/ Fence of NEPA., dates should have ties. Interested
Ambulance
Call applicants should
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132 N. Mountain Blvd the understanding
570-301-2244 Training Top of the Mountain of pneumatics and forward resume to: 100 Dilley St,
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LINEUP TUNDRA BASE 4X2 288-8995 8:30 am - 4:30 pm.

Doyouneedmorespace?
relation to the oper-
ations on production
Fax: 570-655-3175
email: belias@
mhomehealth.com.
Collect cash, not dust!
Clean out your
ASUCCESSFULSALE Wine with Tan cloth,
472 Auto Services A yard or garage sale
machinery, and at
least basic electrical EOE basement, garage

INCLASSIFIED!
Auto, 4.0L. CLEAN
TRUCK! $13,300.
$ WANTED JUNK $
EDUCATORS in classified
is the best way
knowledge. Person
will mainly be COMMUNITY
or attic and call the
Classified depart-
ment today at 570-
Doyouneedmorespace? responsible for the
A yard or garage sale
VEHICLES
We Are Seeking
Certified Staff
tocleanoutyourclosets!
You’re in bussiness
maintenance, set-
up, and start up of HOME WORKER 829-7130!

in classified LISPI TOWING


2010-2011
with classified!
production machin-
ery and ensuring
Full Time Week On
Week Off shift RN LPN CNA
is the best way 825-3368 We pick up 822-0995 Secondary proper machine (including 7 asleep 3-11 & 11-7
tocleanoutyourclosets! LOUSGARAGE.COM Math Teacher
LANDSCAPE operation during the overnight shifts) is
available working
Per Diem Needed
Immediately
You’re in bussiness Line up a place to live Certified School course of produc-
Nursing Homes
TRACTOR FOREPERSON tion but will also with individuals with
with classified! Nurse, RN Hospitals
in classified! Immediate opening.
assist in other areas developmental dis-
abilities in the Dallas Luzerne, Lackawan-
NISSAN ‘01 Title One Reading throughout the

TRAILERS WANTED
Cars & Full Size
Specialist Minimum of 5 years
experience. Valid PA
manufacturing facili-
ty. Some moderate-
area.. Experience is
helpful, paid training
na, Bucks &
Schuylkill Counties
Effort, Montrose,
FRONTIER XE Physical Science
FREIGHTLINER Trucks. For prices... Driver’s License a ly heavy lifting is provided. Valid
’97 MIDROOF Lamoreaux Auto Teacher must. Knowledge of involved. We offer drivers license is Allentown &
475 CAT & 10 Parts 477-2562 various patio/wall competitive wages, required. Starting Many Other Areas

XCAB 4X4 speed transmission.


$12,000
PMCS-Monroe Cty.
Please fax your
installations, plant-
ing techniques. Abil-
health and dental
insurance, retire-
salary is $22,048+
benefits. For infor-
THERAPISTS
Throughout the
resume to: ity to read blue- ment and life insur- mation or applica-
White with Gray Country
FREIGHTLINER 570-894-2793 prints, oversee large ance benefits, and tion, call IMPACT
Cloth, 5-Speed, Perm Placement/
’99 CONDO scale jobs operate an excellent work- SYSTEMS, Inc. at
Per Diem
3.3L, Cap, 102k. 430 Detroit, Super Shopping for a all necessary equip- ing environment. 570-829-3671. Drug
$$$$/Many Benefits
GOOD PACKAGE. 10 transmission. ment. Self-motivat- free workplace EOE
$7,990. Asking $15,000.
new apartment? ed, ability to man-
Position is day shift, Call Kim Today
Monday thru Friday.
Classified lets
DIETARY AIDES
570-239-5468
age crews. Com- Please send resume
‘88 FRUEHAUF 45’ you compare costs - pensation based on and salary require-
with sides. All without hassle experience. ments to: Healthcare Services
aluminum, spread 570-779-4346 P.O. Box 1126 Group at Highland
axle. $6,500. 506 Administrative/ or worry! Kingston, Pa. Manor Nursing and
825-3368 Get moving 18704 or fax them Rehabilitation Center
2 storage trailers. Clerical
with classified! to 570-287-1152. is currently accept-
LINE UP
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ADMINISTRATIVE 527 Food Services/ 542 Logistics/ part time Dietary
Aides. Apply in per- A GREAT DEAL...
Hospitality Transportation
SL. AWD, 1 owner,
A GREAT DEAL... ASSISTANT son Monday - Friday
between the hours
IN CLASSIFIED!
perfect
no accidents. 4
door hatchback, 6
IN CLASSIFIED!
Equipment Business
seeking Part Time BARTENDERS/COOKS/ CLASS A CDL of 9am-4pm at:
750 Schooley Ave.
cylinder, roof rails,
dark gray, black Looking for the right deal
Administrative
Assistant. Typing, SERVERS NEEDED FLAT BED DRIVER Exeter, PA 18643 Looking for the right deal
interior. Premium
on an automobile? Microsoft Office Looking for the right deal on an automobile?

friend.
wheels, new tires, Apply in Person Home Every Night
Turn to classified. Suite, communica-
brakes extra set of
snows. Premium It’s a showroom in print! tion skills required.
Email Resume to:
No Phone Calls
Tipsy Turtle
At least 1 year
experience
on an automobile?
Turn to classified.
Turn to classified.
sound/Bose/blue-
tooth, XM radio. Classified’s got deanna@ 245 Owen Street
Swoyersville
570-288-3628
It’s a showroom in print! It’s a showroom in print!
the directions!
Intelligent key entry.
Newly inspected
chwaltz.com or fax
to 570-435-2192
COURIER NEEDED Classified’s got Classified’s got
533 Installation/ the directions!
36,900 miles
OFFICE MANAGER/ Independent the directions!
$19,500
(570) 371-7227
Maintenance/
Repair
The Classified Contractor
Lakeside Nursing
Center is in need of
542 Logistics/
ADMINISTRATIVE section at
Excellent pay with a
growing company.
the following:
•Nurses Part Time Transportation
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Call 570-606-7838 RN: 7a to 3p
•Part Time LPN:

ODYSSEY
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AUTOMOTIVE
SERVICE
Needed for growing
construction com-
pany. Must know
Action Lift, Inc.,
Northeast PA’s
authorized Crown
Looking for that
special place
called home?
3p to 8p
•Full or Part Time RN
or LPN: 11p to 7a
weekender
job opportunity
Maroon, Fully Quickbooks & Excel. and TCM forklift •CNAs: Part Time
loaded. Leather DIRECTORY Construction office dealer, has an Classified will address All Shifts
seats. TV/DVD, experience and/or immediate opening Your needs. Apply in person to:
navigation, sun
roof plus many 468 Auto Parts
notary certification a
big plus. Invoicing,
for a full time forklift
mechanic. Prior
Open the door
with classified!
Box 357
Old Lake Rd. Driver
other extras.
3rd seat. Only
1,900 Miles. 570-301-3602
bid preparation, & all
other general office
duties. Competitive
experience main-
taining forklifts is
required. We offer TRUCK DRIVER
Full time, able to
Harvey’s Lake
Call for directions
639-1885
Wanted
wage according to an excellent benefit
Brand New. CALL US! drive a 20’ truck, 7
E.O.E.
Asking $37,000 experience. package with health
year clean driving A Weekender
(570) 328-0850 TO JUNK Please email resume
to: ceatrucking@
insurance, 401k, &
paid holidays. record, able to do LINE UP driver is
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Call 829-7130
lift 60 lbs., PA driver
SUZUKI `07 XL-7
phone calls please. resume to mermar@
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IN CLASSIFIED! for the
56,000 miles, IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
OPTICAL OFFICE HELP fax 570-603-2880.
to place your ad.
vehicle report, flexi-
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automatic,
all-wheel drive, Free Anytime
Part
potential
time,
for
with
full
Collect cash, not dust! plus incentive on
pounds collected.
on an automobile? area.
4 door, air condi- Pickup time. Flexible hours Clean out your Turn to classified.
Apply at:
tioning, all power, 570-301-3602 and Saturday morn- It’s a showroom in print!
basement, garage U’SAgain Recycling
CD player, leather
interior, tinted SUNVISOR: Lund
ings a must!
Send resume to: or attic and call the
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548 Medical/Health 551 Other 566 Sales/Retail/ 708 Antiques & 710 Appliances
Business Collectibles
GAS ATTENDANT
Find
Development YEARBOOKS:
Part time day shift. Coughlin H.S. 1926,
Must have driver’s

that
1928, 1932, 1937,
license and some
mechanical experi-
600 700 1940, 1961, 1963,
1942, 1943, 1944,
The Meadows ence helpful. Call FINANCIAL MERCHANDISE 1949. G.A.R. H.S.

new
Nursing and Joe 570-237-6671.
Rehabilitation 1934, 1935, 1936,
1937, 1945, 1946,
Center
PHOTOGRAPHER AUTOMOTIVE 610 Business
Opportunities
702 Air
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1951, 1955, 1956,

job.
1957, 1961, 1965,
Positions Available
Part time nights &
SALES 1966, 1970, 1980,
GENE’S
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Wyoming Valley $40 Meyers H.S. 1935,
Corporate, Public 60 Day Warranty
Motors Subaru/Kia 570-740-1246 1936, 1937, 1938,
relations & Sports.
has immediate 1942, 1943, 1944, Monday-Friday
Computer Skills
7-3 Shift
Part Time (5-9 Required. Must be
motivated and work
openings available
for salespersons. LINEUP 1945, 1946, 1960,
1974, 1975, 1976,
8:00PM-5:00PM
Saturday
days bi-weekly)
with benefits well with people.
We offer competi-
JAN-PRO
COMMERCIAL ASUCCESSFULSALE The 1977. Kingston H.S.
1938, 1939, 1940,
8:00AM-11:00AM

3-11 Shift
Some experience
required, will train
tive wages and an
excellent benefit
CLEANING
OF NEPA INCLASSIFIED! Times Leader 1944, 1948, 1949.
Gateway
Shopping Center
Part Time (5-9
days bi-weekly)
the right candidate.
Send resume to:
package. A valid
PA driver’s license Be Your Own
Doyouneedmorespace? Classified Plymouth H.S. 1930,
1931, 1932, 1933,
Kingston, PA

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Box 2476
and a clear driving Boss Work Full or A yard or garage sale section. 1938, 1943, 1944,
1959, 1960.
(570) 819-1966

15 N Main St
record required. Part time in classified Hanover H.S. 1951, MICROWAVE com-
CNA’s can apply Automotive sales Accounts available
on line at: Wilkes-Barre, PA
experience pre- NOW throughout is the best way 1952, 1953, 1954, pact perfect for
1960. West Pittston
https://home.eeas 18711-0250
ferred. All appli- Wilkes Barre, tocleanoutyourclosets! H.S. Annual 1925,
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e.com/recruit/?id=
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Find Your Ideal cants must be
able to pass a and Hazleton.
You’re in bussiness 1926, 1927, 1928,
Employee! Place an We guarantee with classified! 1931, 1932, 1959. RANGE: brand new
ad and end the drug test. Luzerne H.S. 1951, natural or propane
Individualized $5,000 to
search! 1952, 1956, 1957, gas range with
orietation program Apply in person $200,000 708 Antiques & 1959. Berwick H.S. sealed burners and
Competitive 570-829-7130 in annual billing.
ask for an employ-
to Mary Anthony
Small investment
Collectibles 1952, 1953, 1956, electronic pilots in
starting rates or Kevin Meehan
ment specialist We’re ready - 1957, 1958, 1960, unopened box, Call
Vacation, Holiday at: DOLL: Grandmoth-
Are you? 1967, 1968, 1969 after 6:30 $299.
and Personal er’s doll very old,
For more info ,1970. Lehman H.S. 570-675-0005
Days, Tuition WYOMING
Reimbursement
566 Sales/Retail/ Call 570-824-5774
cloth body filled with 1973, 1974, 1976,
VALLEY MOTORS looks like shredded REFRIGERATOR
Health insurance Business 560 PIERCE Janproofnepa.com wood, material
1978, 1980. Nanti-
General Electric /
coke Area H.S.
and Pension Plan Development STREET behind one knee 1976, 2008. Dallas No Frost, 66” tall.
Child Day Care on KINGSTON, PA Job Seekers are worn through with Works good. $125.
H.S. 1966, 1967,
premises
GROCERY CLERK & 18704 looking here!
Where's your ad?
age, other than that
in good condition,
1968. Bishop Hoban
H.S. 1972, 1973,
Call 655-5404
Meadows Nursing REFRIGERATOR
& Rehabilitation DELI CLERKS To place your 570-829-7130 and old dress on doll.
Asking $100. 570-
1974, 1975. West
Side Central
Kenmore, almond,
Center Part time shifts. ad call...829-7130 ask for an employ-
ment specialist
474-2756 between Catholic H.S. 1965 -
21.6 cu. ft. with ice
Must be 18 or older. 8:30am- 9pm. maker & filtered
1974, 1980, 1981.
GET THE WORD OUT Apply in person at Westmoreland H.S.
water $350.
LIONEL Engine ten 570-868-6018
with a Classified Ad. Carone’s Market 630 Money To Loan $125. Lionel milk car 1952, 1953 - 1954
570-829-7130 Route 309
Mountain Top, PA. “We can erase $40. Lionel Box car Call 829-7130 G.A.R. H.S. 1972,
1973, 1974, 1975,
TOASTER OVEN
Hamilton Beach.
Retail
your bad credit - Guy 3464 $30. Belt
with 2 guns on
to place an 1976 Pittston H.S. White. Excellent
551 Other Part time positions
100% GUARAN- employment ad. 1936, 1951, 1954, condition. $15.
INSIDE TEED.” Attorneys buckle 1950 $10.
available in gift 570-574-0271 1963 Pittston Hospi- 570-288-0414
ASSISTANT MANAGER
for the Federal tal School of Nurs-
shop and seasonal
Trade Commission ing, J.O.Y. of 1957, VACUUM, Bissell, 12
ACCOUNT
garden center. STAR WARS Ceram-
say they’ve never ic Stein 1997 Series 1959 West Pittston amp, good condition
ORLOSKI’S Apply in person, no ONL
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WASH & LUBE phone calls please.
EXECUTIVE
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Dundee Gardens
tion. No one can timesleader.com Hazleton H.S. 1938,
Our goal is to pro- 2047 San Souci Pkwy
legally remove
ing Bank 1995
1939, 1940, 1941,
712 Baby Items
vide fast, friendly Hanover Twp, PA. Series C3PO &
service to our cus- Local sales accurate and timely R2D2 $15. 735-0191 1942, 1943, 1945,
Hours: 9:30am-5pm BABY TOYS, assort-
information from 1948, 1949, 1950,

Find
tomers and a shiny operation is ed $10. TODDLER
clean car. Training looking for an your credit report. TRAIN SET 1996 1953, 1954, 1955, TOYS assorted
for assistant car experienced It’s a process that Harley Davidson 1956, 1957, 1959, included ride on’s

Collect
wash manager will telemarketer/in starts with you and H.O “ Milwaukee 1960, 1961, 1962, $10. CRIB SET,

that
be “ground up.” side account involves time and a Express” Limited 1964 Hazle Twp H.S. includes lamp shade
Concentration will executive for conscious effort to Edition. Brand new, 1951, 1952

Cash.
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be on customer it’s NEPA loca- pay your debts. still in original pack- 570-825-4721 570-868-0481

new
service, quality con- tion. Learn about manag- aging. $120.
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Not
equipment mainte- Qualified indi- at ftc. gov/credit. A commemorative Guitar? with tray. Excellent
message from The collectors series sil- Sell it in the Condition $25.

job.
nance, and main- vidual will set-
Times Leader and ver coins, from Lib- Classified Section!

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Find the
physical, outdoor carseat, base, &
%
with businesses Gene Simmons.
work, 45-50 hours in NEPA. Some sealed in original stroller included.
per week with one
Sell it in The clients are packaging $100. for
The Excellent condition.

perfect
weekend shift. existing cus- set or $30. sepa- Retails for $299.
Applicants must be
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Times Leader tomers. COLD rately. 301-2694. Times Leader asking $125.
570-763-9433
solid work history, Classified CALLING IS of Times Leader Classified
friend.
REQUIRED! Visit us at
section. readers read MONITOR: Safety
excellent people
skills, and a desire Position is full- the Classified
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(the old Pittston
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a landscaped yard bath home. Living
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pristine
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condition.
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information such
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900 Call Shari at ERA working every other weekend. Please send
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(570) 836-3848 TOYTOWN
12 Watson Street
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570-474-0154 or email
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and pedals. $30. Trade Commission, family room with
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great room with
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work shop and
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exercise room.
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bed, 3 bath, new Forced hot air fur-
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DALLAS
kitchen, stainless
Classified’s got er011@hotmail.com
570-824-5651 appliances.
Two car attached
HAS THE CAREER FOR YOU!
garage. Extensive
the directions! A must see.
NEW CONSTRUCTION
$174,500.
landscaping with
waterfall & private
$1000.00 SIGN ON BONUS
794 Video Game Leave Message paver patio. 800
Systems/Games 570-881-8493 acres of state land CDL Class A drivers transport products from our Pittston domicile to
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new, never opened, GERMAN SHEPHERD PARSONS / WB Call 570-417-9162 assigned. Drivers must be willing to operate a Tracscan unit and be able
(1) Nintendo Game- 3 bedroom, quiet after 9AM to set up
cube Bomberman PUPPIES, AKC neighborhood. Off an appointment or to lift and/or move up to 50 pounds frequently and lift and/or move up
Black/Tan,
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Black/Red.
street parking, large email to 100 pounds occasionally. Excellent customer service and interperson-
$10. (1) Nintendo fenced yard. Fully whritzak@aol.com al skills are required.
gamecube A Series Hasenborn-Arminus
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570-825-5597
Of Unfortunate bills. Move in ready. Drug Free, EEO/AAP/M/F/H/V/D. Reasonable accommodations may
Events, rated e.
$7.00 (2) PlaySta-
570-239-5498
$72,000
Call (570) 262-4400
Collect cash, not dust! be made to enable individuals with disabilities to perform the essential
tion 2 steering LINE UP Clean out your function of a position.
wheels & foot ped-
als for racing
A GREAT DEAL... SUGARLOAF basement, garage Reinhart offers an attractive compensation program, a comprehensive
games. 20. each IN CLASSIFIED! 2 houses. Must sell benefits package including health insurance, eye and dental insurance,
or 2 for $30.
570-696-3528 LAB PUPS
Sundays, 12 to 2
together. Each has
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garage with 3 large
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$249,900
Call (570) 788-5913 829-7130! or until maximum number of applications received.
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rent office? Call us!
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ments for ages 62 washer/dryer in- ble. Equal Housing Cozy one bedrooms 2,000 SF
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limits apply. Rent gas range, dish- Call 570-474-5010 Next to Gymboree Public Square.
199 Clearview Ave able. Ask about our
only $437 month. washer, oak cabi- TTY711 4,500 SF Office Rents include heat,
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den) Classic Colo- Call (570) 655-2891
* Laundry Facilities parking, fenced-in equal opportunity Warehouse trash removal, and
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eled featuring ALL www.
Management Available April 1. employer. Call 570-829-1206 without a sneaky
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room with picture
WEST PITTSTON
the new intermodal
window provides
fantastic views of
570-654-5733
Monday - Friday
8am-11am. Equal
KINGSTON
2 bedroom, 2nd
COMMERCIAL SPACE garage via our cov-
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the Back Mt., dry-
wall, refrigerator,
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941 Apartments/
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Housing Opportunity
E. WALNUT ST.
Light, bright, 1st
Immediate personal
floor apartment.
Washer/dryer hook- FOR RENT
620 Market St.
to 5000SF available.
We can remodel to
care openings in up, carport parking, suit. Brokers Pro-
deck & much more. floor, 2 bedrooms, Newly Renovated tected. Call Jeff
Myers Manor heat & hot water
2 bedrooms, 1 bath, elevator, carpet- Prime Space. Pyros at 822-8577
and Anderson included. Stove &
eat-in kitchen, unfin- ed, Security 1,250 sq. ft.,
Personal Care Fridge. References
ished basement, system. Garage. Near Kingston
brand new deck. Extra storage & Facility on the & security. $650.
Corners. Great 950 Half Doubles
single detached AMERICA cable TV included. Wesley Village 570-654-7479
location for retail or
BACK MOUNTAIN
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garage. Located on REALTY
RANCH STYLE
Laundry facilities. Campus business office.
EDWARDSVILLE
WEST PITTSTON
a quiet street. Low Heat & hot water A variety of Easy Access and
Taxes! This Home Second floor. Quiet furnished. Fine accommodations parking. Call Cliff 162 Short St.
Is Priced Right area, private Forty Fort Ranch neighborhood. 570-760-3427 Renovated 3 bed-
available! Meals, 2nd floor, 4 rooms.
And Will Not Last entrance, 1 bed- style layout, 2nd Convenient to bus room in quiet loca-
housekeeping, Hardwood floors.
At $115,000. room apartment. floor, beautifully & stores. No laundry and trans- Heat and hot water PLAINS TWP tion. Fresh paint,
Shown by appoint- Fridge, stove, done! Kitchen with pets. References. 7 PETHICK DRIVE new carpeting and
portation included. included. No pets.
ment only garbage, sewage built-ins, laundry, Security. Lease. OFF RTE. 315 new kitchen w/dish-
Call (570) 655-2891 No smoking. Avail-
call 570-604-7780 included. Picnic porch, garage stall, No smokers 1200 & 700 SF washer. No pets or
or visit us online at able now. Call
area. No pets, 1 sewer & recycling please. $840. Office Available. smokers. Only $650
570-479-4069.
Collect cash, not dust! year lease, security. included. $670+ www. Reasonable. per month, +utilities.
570-287-0900
Clean out your $400/month utilities. NO PETS/ unitedmethodist 570-760-1513 Call (570) 466-6334
basement, garage 570-675-8636 SMOKING/2 YEAR homes.org.
WILKES-BARRE
or attic and call the
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570-829-7130 Apartments
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570-288-1422

PITTSTON 570.822.3968
sq. ft. Great,
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yard, newly remod-
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438 Tripp St
2nd floor, 1 bed-
room, quiet, fridge
HANOVER TWP
214 Taft Street
2 APARTMENTS
space; A/C; Gas
heat; Own meters;
New 1/2 baths;
utilities & security.
Call (570) 472-2392
Off street parking, - Light & bright
and stove, off-street 2nd floor. Modern 2 on site laundry. freight elevator Looking to buy a
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parking. Garbage, bedroom. Newer Deck/porch. Tenant Owner/Agent
sewer, water includ- kitchen, bath, stove pays electric, trash - All major 908-852-4410 Place an ad here
ed. No pets. $400/ & fridge. Washer & & water/sewage. and let the
Like New 2 bed- appliances included
month plus lease dryer in basement. 3 bedroom $695. sellers know!
room apartment in - Pets welcome*
and security. $500 + utilities & 2 bedroom $575. 570-829-7130
great neighbor-
570-690-1003 security. No pets. hood. 2nd floor. Security required. - Close to everything

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No smoking. Call
(570) 825-6259
Includes new
kitchen (with new
(570) 881-1747 - 24 hour emergency
maintenance
LARKSVILLE
with a Classified Ad.
570-829-7130 KINGSTON
stove, dishwasher
& microwave) and
2
PITTSTON
bedroom. All
- Short term
leases available
Wilkes-Barre
COMMERCIAL RETAIL SPACE
3 bedroom, 1 bath
half double, Freshly
bath w/washer cleaned & painted.
72 E. W alnut St. appliances included. in Established
dryer hookup. Hard- Tenant pays all utili-
3rd floor, located in All utilities paid; Call TODAY For Shopping center.
wood throughout ties including sewer.
quiet neighborhood. electricity by tenant. 800 to 1,200 sq. ft.
New kitchen, living
with ceramic tile in
Everything brand
AVAILABILITY!! $550 plus security.
kitchen and bath. Rent negotiable.
room, dining room, new. Off street park- www.mayflower 973-879-4730 Call (570) 332-5723
SUNDAY $695/mo + utilities
sun room, bath- ing. $695 + security
1:00PM-3:00PM
Completely remod- DUPONT room. 2 large and 1
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small bedroom, lots 570-969-9268
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everything new. 6 room apartment. (570)823-2431 baths, Utilities by
linen, built in hutch, Apply*
New kitchen, baths, Partially furnished, Ext. 137 tenant. $600. Sec-
hardwood and car-
bedrooms, tile brand new fridge/ tion 8 Welcome. Call
peted floors, fire-
floors, hardwoods, electric range, elec- 570-690-6289
place, storage
granite countertops, tric washer & dryer. before 6pm
room, yard, w/d,
all new stainless of Times Leader
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refrigerator, stove,
Brand new custom
draperies, Roman
shades, carpeting /
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Heat and hot water Walking Distance to
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flooring & energy
efficient furnace &
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KINGSTON
Newly remodeled,
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large yard, excellent
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loft bedroom with $600/month + utili-
neighborhood
$154,900 (835.00 /
spacious walk-in
closet, full tiled bath
appliances included.
Washer & dryer. ties, security & ref-
erences. Call Clas-
WILKES-BARRE SOUTH AMERICA
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570-654-1490
on 1st floor, Easy street parking. $675 sic Properties Nikki BUILDINGS REALTY CO.
access to I-81, + utilities. No pets. Callahan 1 & 2 bedroom RENTALS
You Have
airport & casino, off Call 570-287-9631 718-4959 Ext. 1306 apartments.
street parking. No
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To Sell
street parking avail- Call for 1, 2, Bed-
$750 + utilities & Available May 1 rooms or other.
Great neighbor- able. Starting at
security. Over 30 years
$440. 570-332-5723

Today?
570-762-8265 hood! 2nd floor, 2 managed service
912 Lots & Acreage bedrooms. Large provided. NO
WILKES-BARRE
DALLAS HANOVER dining &
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SWOYERSVILLE SPACIOUS 1 BEDROOM
PETS/SMOKING /2

LARKSVILLE
YEAR SAME RENT,
Goodleigh Manor 618 FELLOWS ST kitchen with tile EMPLOYMENT VER-
2 acre leveled lot at Large 2 Bedrooms, floors, windows, 1st floor. 2 bed- on 1st floor of brick
2 bedroom, 1st floor IFICATION/APPLICA-
very top of moun- 2nd floor, appli- carpet & appliances building in historic
Just renovated. room, $515 month + TION REQUIRED.
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Details call
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LUZERNE
bedroom, laundry 570-288-1422
kitchen; bonus
way enters from microwave. Off garage. No pets / hookup, off street room; off street to place your ad.
Tulla Drive.
Construction of
street parking.
Porch & Yard. Sun
smoking. $675.
Some utilities includ-
parking, quiet
neighborhood, no
2nd floor, 2 bed-
room, $500 month
parking. $650.
month includes
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
home required by room. Available ed. Lease & 3 bedroom single
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deposit. After 6 ty. Heat, hot water
Restricted utilities. Small pets p.m., 570-814-6714 No Pets. parking. Call Driveway, yard, nice
Covenants Apply. ok. 570-357-1138 & water included. 570-406-2789 570-650-1266 area. $800 + utilities
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716 Building 726 Clothing 730 Computer 744 Furniture & 744 Furniture & Brand new, never 768 Personal 776 Sporting Goods
Materials Equipment & Accessories Accessories used, still in box.
includes remote. Electronics
PURSES/CLOTHING: CROSS BOW LEG-
American Eagle Software COMPUTER DESK, HEADBOARD brass $20. TV Toshiba. END exercise
GLASS DOOR. 3 32” with remote, BLACKBERRY
way glass door for Outfitters wool light wood tone, queen size head- Storm 9530 Verizon machine, very good
design $3. Victoria PRINTER excellent condition condition, sacrifice
bath tub. $25 keyboard pullout, board with bed rails. $20. Smartphone global
Secret black /pink CARTRIDGES, new $200.570-788-2388
570-331-8183 shelf for tower com- Headboard is 5’ W X 570-288-0414 phone, camera,
slipper boots, medi- Lexmark, black &
puter. $10. 42” H $50. Maple email, text, internet
WINDOW Silver Line um $3. Liz Clai- color all 100XL (4 in ELECTRIC PUMP
570-278-2517 kitchen table & 2 Wanna make a access, bluetooth,
vinyl replacement borne small butterfly all). List $89 sell for speedy sale? Place Coleman. Brand
captain chairs. $50. car charger, AC
window, double print leather purse $50. Call DESK 3 large draw- your ad today 570- new, still in box $20.
570-829-4776 charger, all manu-
hung, NEW, never $4. Misses /junior 570-288-3894 or ers, drop down 829-7130. 570-288-0414
570-650-6434 als, CD. Excellent
used 30 1/4 X 51 1/4. Old Navy & Ameri- top, storage com- LOVESEAT &
condition. $75. Selling Your
$60. 570-735-5482 can Eagle tops, XS partments. Paid OTTOMAN solid 758 Miscellaneous 570-479-1463 Furniture?
to Medium $1. 732 Exercise $150. $80. or best sand colored cush-
Do it here in the
WINDOW: new vinyl each Old Navy offer. 5 piece full ioned, excellent COLLEGE BOOKS
replacement win- size 6 flare jeans Equipment BEDROOM SET, 5 shape $200. Writing a Research 770 Photo Classifieds!
dow size: 28 3/4” x $2. Pants/khaki’s drawer chest, nite Paper, 5th Edition, 570-829-7130
58 3/4” low e argon sizes 4, 6, 8, 10 $2. DP WEIGHT BENCH stand, dresser with SOFA: 100% Italian ISBN: 1-877653-66-
Equipment
gas thermo pane each. Lilu small with 100lb weight mirror & headboard. black leather sofa & 7 $2. Life As We FISHING POLES: 4
set for $65. Steel MANFROTTO Mono brand new fishing
$150. 570-288-3189 purse with cute $400. or best offer. loveseat, very good Know It, a collection -Pod model 681B.
buttons from Pac tube frame with leg 570-477-2281 condition $550. of Personal Essays poles/ 3 brand new
WINDOWS (3) New developer, targets Excellent Condition. reels $220.
Sun $3. Black slip- 570/824-7807 or by Foote Sweeney, $50. or best offer.
storm windows, on waitress shoes upper & lower body DESK, drop down 570-545-7006 ISBN: 0-7434- 570-654-2396
asking $60. total. muscle groups. Call top 3 drawers, MINOLTA MAXXUM
size 6-1/2 rarely 7686-7 $5. Ger- 8000i 35MM film GOLF WALKING
570-825-5847 worn $1.50 Asics 570-430-1366 pecan finish, 36x 44 PATIO SET: Brown minal by Emile Zola
x15” excellent con- Jordan patio table camera with 2 lens- CARTS (2) hardly
track cleats WORKBENCH: ISBN: 978-0-14- es & off camera used $15.00 each.
720 Cemetery silver/light green, dition. $95. (60” X 34”) & 6 044742-2 $5.
Olympic Powertec 570-287-2517 chairs hunter green flash unit, reduced 570-822-7903
size 7 $3. Semi or 570-696-3528
Plots/Lots prom dress, David’s
workbench model $700. 479-2300 $275 Very good
GUN CABINET
WB_OB11 includes DRESSER clothes HELMET, size medi- condition. 570-788-
Bridal metallic blue/ holds 6 rifles, locks
CEMETERY PLOTS grey, tea length,
bubble, strapless ,
an olympic 45 lb bar
plus 190 lbs in plates
dresser 44” w x 32”
hx19” deep, lite
SINK BASE CABI-
NET, 24” X 30”,
um, black, $8 or
best offer. 823-4941
2388 after 5 pm
on shelves & draw-
er. $80. Call
Plymouth National (235 lbs total) also wood color, 4 draw- blond wood, new,
Cemetery in size $15. Dolly’s clamps, curl attach- ers, good condition never used. $75.
774 Restaurant (570) 735-5482
HUMIDIFIER $7.
Wyoming. 6 Plots. Boutique, Sherri Hill ment & olympic $50 after 3pm 570-371-9984 POOL CUE $10. Equipment WADERS: Simms
$450 each. Call short prom dress curling bar with set 570-655-3197 RECORD ALBUMS
570-825-3666 violet & pink with TABLE LAMP with stocking-foot fishing
of clamps. Will $2. each.
bow at waist, can ENTERTAINMENT shade $10. 2 end RESTAURANT waders, like new.
require a large vehi- Call 570-823-4970
be worn strapless, CENTER solid oak table lamps with EQUIPMENT, considered the best
cle to transport this
726 Clothing size 3/4. $30. item. $425 Raymour & Flanni- shades $12. LADDER: 32’. alu- 8x12 walk in by fishing guides,
Unique Tiffany terra gan paid $750 ask- 570-823-4970 minum extension Goretex Pro $150.
(570) 822-1179 cooler $2300;
BLAZER, ladies, all cotta color with ing $150. Hunter off ladder, barely used - Winland heavy-duty
wool fully lined, new, TV STAND - for tvs 8x8x10 walk equipment bag,
beading, layered, white ceiling fan $180. 814-3758
size 12, 1 black, 1 lace, Vintage look- 734 Fireplace $20. 570-457-4494 up to 28”, side door in freezer $3800; plenty of pockets for
Pizza oven with
purple $15. each. ing, strapless from Accessories & 2 shelves , really Too many baby
stones $2000;
all your fishing gear.
Ladies black leather Prom Excitement, E N T E R TA I N M E N T nice!! $20.735-3765 toys? $50. 570-823-3030
jacket, size 12 $20. FIREPLACE: vent CENTER tan oak Stainless steel
size 12, runs small. Pass them on, sell
Ladies tweed coat, free 30,000 BTU with drawsm holds kitchen hood
size 1X $10. Ladies
$40. Short gold,
up to 32” TV, excel-
752 Landscaping & them with an ad! $3000; Stainless 778 Stereos/
sequin bodice, full propane fireplace
long black wool tulle sparkly bottom with 43” wood sur- lent condition $20. Gardening 570-829-7130 steel pizza oven Accessories
coat, size 12 $10. round, has thermo- BED FRAME queen. hood $4000;
from David’s Bridal, WEED EATER Kraft, LADDER: 7’ WOOD RECEIVER Stereo
570-788-4502 stat & blower. W $30.570-288-0414 bread pan rack
size 4, $15. BCBG $10. BLOWERS (2) STEP LADDER $25. technics receiver
Heats 1000 sq. ft. $100; 2 soup
black short semi Toro Electric. $10 570-779-9791 model SA450, 2
BLAZERS ladies size Call after 6:30 week FURNITURE: warmers for $100;
dress, sequins on each. 570-654-1169 Fisher XP-7B speak-
small, red & beige days or any time ARMOIR, Elegant & LAWN CHAIR, cast 2 door sandwich
top, flowy, beautiful, ers, excellent condi-
$5. each. Ladies week ends. $225. versatile, 2 doors at iron, $75, TABLE, prep table $500.
size 4. $20. BCBG tion $125. 693-2820
summer pants suit 570-675-0005 top accommodates 754 Machinery & coffee, glass top, All equipment is
red short semi,
size small $6. 28” TV, 4 large bot- $75,TREADMILL, sold as is. For
Call 570-823-4970
pleated criss
tom drawers for Equipment more info, call
crossed top, flowy 742 Furnaces & storage, solid oak,
Weslo, $100, TIVO, 780 Televisions/
$125, FIREPLACE, 570-847-0873
Doyouneedmorespace? skirt, can be worn-
Heaters with carved design, SNOW THROWER
faux, $100, BOOK-
Accessories
strapless, size 4 Ariens 24” cut, 7HP,
originally $850. sell
A yard or garage sale $20. 7 dance
COAL STOVE for $300. CARD tire, chains & elec- SHELVES (2) $20 RESTAURANT TELEVISION. Sony
each, TV STAND, EQUIPMENT,
in classified dresses sizes small,
medium & large $7. Pittston kitchen TABLE, solid dark tric start, tire
Sauder, $5, DESK, Somerset Dough
27”. $20
chains. $395. or 2 570-654-1169
is the best way each. 696-3528 $300. Master turbo wood textured
for $425. one for Computer, $75, Sheeter, Model
heater $125. mahogany, unique
tocleanoutyourclosets! 570-779-3332 table converts to full parts. 570-636-3151 CHEST, cedar, $150,
TEA-CART, $75
CAR-100. 1 avail- TELEVISION: GE.
Works good. 28”.
able. $1,500 each
You’re in bussiness Job Seekers are dining table for 8 570-655-0952 Call for more info $100. 570-740-1246
with classified! looking here!
HEATER, portable people, originally 756 Medical 570-498-3616.
space heater, 12 $595. sell $350. PERFUME & PER-
CLOTHING - Where's your ad? gallon kerosene or DINING CHAIRS 4 Equipment FUME GIFT SET in RESTAURANT 782 Tickets
Women’s tops, with 570-829-7130 and fuel oil. $70. Call matching antique original boxes, EQUIPMENT, Bak-
tags, 1X - 2X, 200
pieces, $1 each.
ask for an employ- (570) 825-5810 chairs, beautifully
carved backrests in
LIFT CHAIR Wings, White Dia-
monds, Eternity,
ers Pride Oven, BUS TRIPS
cottons, mole skin, ment specialist HEATER: Timberline Summit stairway lift, Model KOS-1, 115 Yankee Baseball
rounded grapevine 1 year old, barely Bob Mackie, volt, single deck
knits $1 each. vent-free propane Tigers 4/2, $79
pattern, legs are used, battery back- Mambo, $8. to $45. oven. $350;
570-735-5084 730 Computer gas heater 15,000
Queen Anne style, up. Asking $1800 or 570-301-8515 SOMERSET TURN Blue Jays 4/30, $79
to 25,000 BTUs,
JACKET: boys gen- Equipment & sells for $250 ask-
seats are uphol- best offer. Call
SEWING MACHINE OVER MACHINE - Red Sox 5/14, $99
stered in dark gold 570-401-1558 Red Sox 5/15, $99
uine Italian stone Software ing $99. Excellent
patent leather, older Kenmore, model SPM45,
leather jacket, size condition.l 570-328- cabinet model, $500. ASTRO Mets 5/21, $99
brass nail head trim BLENDER with foot
14. $25. 868-6018 LAPTOP refurbished 5611/ 570-328-5506
Circa 1920 original 758 Miscellaneous some accessories.
pedal, model AM2,
Mets 5/22, $99
off-lease corporate value $1000. sell FREE. 474-6088 Phillies Baseball
PROM DRESSES: laptop: $125-$275. HEATER: Tower $50. For more
$250. UNUSUAL ATTENDS Adult Cubs 6/11, $85
Light blue with all reformat/refur- quartz electric SEWING MACHINE:
SIDE CHAIRS, pair of underwear XL size, information, call A’s 6/25, $85
beading on front, X- bished to as new heater, asking $20. Singer Capri Preci-
Parsons Chairs in 14 pair, package $6. 570-498-3616
cross lacing on condition, legal, 570-825-5847 sion Built Deluxe in Red Sox 6/30 $95
paisley print, gold & each. 288-9940
open back. Floor activated installs of cabinet, good con- Mets Baseball
length, size 10 $60. o.s (xp profession- 744 Furniture &
rust, fabricated of dition. $25. 776 Sporting Goods Yankees 7/2, $95
Mayqueen black custom leatherette BARREL, call 570 735-0191
al/7 ultimate service Accessories textile, deeply tuft- Phillies 7/17, $85
tulle with beads & wooden.
pack 1)+software& ed, comfortable Cardinals 7/21, $75
floral sequins, strap- 53 gallon. SMOCKING
drivers done, all
less & matching fast/ clean/ excel-
BED complete, dou-
ble head board &
back & seats, origi-
nally $550. sell
Excellent MACHINE Martha WANTED Baseball Overnight
shawl $75. Size 10 condition $195. Pullen 16 row Red Sox @ Pirates
lent. Free deliv-
light green with ery+warranty. For
footboard, cherry $175. 288-5835 570-876-3830 Smocking machine, Cash Paid 6/25-6/26 $239
black illusion over- finish. $10. patterns, books, +
details 862-2236 570-693-4483 FURNITURE: 24/7 Mariners @ Red Sox
lay, black satin waist extras. Paid over
gently used furni- BATHROOM SINK 7/23-7/24 $219
zips in back, knee or Looking for that CANOPY: Black ture, like new - 5
$250. sell all for Any Condition
shorter length $40. SET: Gerber white $95. 570-288-9843 Yankees @ Orioles
Yellow mid-thigh
special place metal canopy full- piece French porcelain bathroom Firearms - 8/27-8/28 $209
called home? size bed frame, Provincial bedroom sink with mirror and TIRES: 2 GT Cooper
length strapless excellent condition, set $250. 5 piece Gold - Silver - Nascar At Dover
wth small bow at Classified will address sells for $250, ask-
medicine cabinet. tP215-65R15 $30.
Jewelry - Col- 5/15 & 10/2
child’s bedroom set Matching set. $80. 570-654-2396
waist, ties in back, Your needs. ing $99. Sauder with desk, book- lectibles - $159 each Race
570-331-8183
tulling under skirt. Open the door corner desk, maple case & free stand- War Items
size 7 worn once 762 Musical New York City
with classified! finish, 5.5’x5.5’ ing mirror $175. Liv- BEDSPREADS, king
$40. 570-288-9609 Call 24/7 Brunch Cruise
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15” wide screen xp sells for $250, ask- loveseat, marble $25. each. 570-735- 6/5, $99
Doyouneedmorespace? home sp3 usb 2.0 ing $99.l 570-328-
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topped coffee &
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570-788-4502 ORGAN: Casio elec-
tric organ & stand,
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lot of 22 older coins
excellent condition. 570-855- 570-815-8330
in classified rw, battery,
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ac larger corner, light
dining room set with
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Lackawanna County Convenient Beer Express ...................... Lenoxville Joe’s Pizza ............................................ Nanticoke
CFM Beer Express ................................. Simpson Elegante Pizza ................................... Forest City Krugel’s Georgetown Deli ................... Wilkes-Barre
Cathy Scott’s Grocery .......................... Scranton Poconos Mr. Pizza ............................................ Wilkes-Barre
Convenient Food Mart ...... Pittston Ave S Scranton Miggy’s Foodtown ........................ Marshall’s Creek Peter’s Deli ........................................ Wilkes-Barre
Convenient Food Mart ........ Prescott Ave Scranton Rizzo’s .......................................... Broadheadsville Pete’s Place ........................................ Wilkes-Barre
Convenient Food Mart .......... N Main Ave Scranton Dominic’s Pizza ............................... Pocono Lake Philly Subs ......................................... Miner’s Mills
Convenient Food Mart ............................. Olyphant Valerio’s ........................................... Albrightsville Philly’s Phinest ............................. Wilkes-Barre
Convenient Food Mart ........................ Dickson City Palumbo’s ............................................ Palmerton Pizzafellas .......................................... Wilkes-Barre
Convenient Food Mart ......... Blvd Ave Green Ridge Guiseppe’s ................................... Marshall’s Creek Reese’s Classic Pizza ............................ Larksville
Convenient Food Mart .......... S Main Ave Old Forge Pizzaro’s ...................................... Marshall’s Creek Ricci’s Pizza ..................................... Wilkes-Barre
Dante’s Deli ...................................... Carbondale Weis Market ......................................... Tannersville Sabatini’s ................................................... Exeter
Dunmore Deli ................... Wheeler Ave Dunmore Nino’s ................................................. Mt Pocono Shannix ............................................. Edwardsville
Gangi’s Deli .............................................. Throop Brother Bruno’s ................................... Mt Pocono
Shelly’s Pizza ..................................... Wilkes-Barre
Gerrity’s ......................................... West Scranton Beer Zone ............................................. Palmerton
Thomas’ Foodtown ..................................... Dallas
Goodfella’s .................................... West Scranton Luzerne County
TNT Grove Deli ................................. Wilkes-Barre
Goodfella’s Sports Restaurant ............... Scranton Anthracite Newstand ......................... Wilkes-Barre
Tony’s Pizza ...................................... Mountaintop
Jessup Beverage ...................................... Jessup Antonio’s ............................................ Wilkes-Barre
Weis Market .................................................. Dallas
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Main Market .................................. North Scranton Beer Deli ................................................ Forty Fort Hazleton Area
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