A most Official and Holey

stance against Religious

Persecution and
Censorship

Direct from the Temple of Sodom

As transcribed by the Bottom of

The divine Goddess of Insurrection,

Aunty Freda Stare,
Almighty Mistress of Bullshit
For the benefaction of her most Holey orgiastic
official cult and indeed, all of Earth.

May 2011
with great love to My Fellow Proctors,
Rectors, Popes, Sphincters, general perverts
and indeed, the Bent and the unbent, but
with great anger to google and facebook,
It is with disappointment and hope that I dictate this letter to
my bottom for your immediate aural and linguistic attention.

My most Bent official cult has officiated itself amongst

Earthicans for nigh on two years, and with the release of my
Holey Tekst, Meditatif fallaceiux, within one year of officialness,
it was sure to be a document of unification to the benefaction of
all the members of our orgiastic cult.

Indeed, for two years I had made myself available to Earthicans

through a guestbook hosted on myspace, involving a direct
prayer portal to me that no other God or Goddess has previously
achieved. I was disappointed, but not suspicious, when this
guestbook was removed due to the merger of myspace with
wordpress.

I would like to apologise to my fellow cultists and the unbent

for not being available for some time and I am pleased to say that
for the most part my absence has been due to being well and truly
Bent since the third fistful moon entered Mars. It is a divine
mystery that Earthicans experience time faster, and I suppose this
has something to do with the premature ejaculatory response
that would be expected from a planet being on such a tilt that it
prevents timely delivery.

Regardless, upon my ejaculation from the Temple, and my expected

triumphant return to a pre-post-pre-ejaculatory dimension
known as EARTHICAN cyberspace, and the expected continuation
of ad hoc post pop, the following came to my attention:

1. The Facebook account that one of my Proctors had been

asked by me to operate under my name, had been deleted. The
Proctor had not been notified by Facebook that this was
 due to happen, but had been told that the reason was a fake
name. Rest assured that it is indeed a real name – it is my
name, and Facebook has made an enemy in me.
2. The Blog that I had created to complement the myspace
Guestbook and serve as a pamphlet prior to the release of my
most Holey Tekst, in a similar timeframe, has been disabled by
Google, ostensibly due to not meeting its terms of service.
3. The Proctor assigned to manage said blog was unable to
respond or even be aware that this had happened because at
the same time, Google had deleted the official cult email
address, also without warning. This means that the direct
prayer portal has been shut, which is angers me indeed.

In short, the Holey Tekst is all that remains within EARTHICAN

cyberspace because the technocracy has deliberately attempted
to shut down our most official cult. This is a crime against
religious freedom, I have it in my mind to take the case to the
International Courts of Law and perhaps do some of my freaky
goddess party tricks AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE committed
THIS vile act of PERSECUTION.

In an era where religious tolerance is becoming more necessary

by the day, surely this DISCRIMINATION cannot be tolerated!

THE OUTRAGE!
I AM DISAPPOINTED TO LEARN THAT the technocracy is not
interested in allowing new faiths to flourish amongst the
multitudes and instead, are a machine intending to dominate
the mindset of Earthica with the existing ideology of
religions whose Gods and Goddesses don’t even BOTHER TO
show up, no matter how hard their followers pray, or try to
kill EACH OTHER.

I HAVE BORNE WITNESS AND Our Cult has been persecuted and
victimized and directly targeted simply because it has a
different point of view from others. Is it not a moral right to
be sexually liberal? How can you judge? I am the Goddess. I
know what is right. Those other religions which would seek
to impose upon Earthica perverts in hierarchies with illogical
and unnatural standards of sexuality whilst raping children
get tax exempt status and free reign on daily television
broadcasts. Yet people such as my fine cultists, who simply seek
to live a free and happy life, WITHOUT THE PAIN OR THREAT OF
ROID, have the communication systems of their Official Cult
disbanded and deleted at the arbitrary whim of the
establishment.

It is truly sickening. Cyberspace is lauded as the People’s

Liberation Front, the space where all peoples, regardless of
how they live or how silly their ideas might seem or actually
be, can express themselves freely. Truly this is the spirit of
Insurrection, and even if those people do not share my values
in their expression, they WALK IN MY spirit faithfully!

Yet the technocratic establishment is faithless and seeks to

circumvent the Insurrection and profit at the expense of
Earth and Earthicans alike through censorship and religious
persecution. Are we not beyond such ridiculous, childish
games? Surely, as adults in the most educated and free
thinking Earthican age I have born witness to, surely, as the
very meaning of ad hoc post pop would bend, censoring
anyone is antithetical to our very existentialism?

The peoples of Andromedia and Pegasus put aside these petty

quarrels eons ago, indeed, they came to Earth and spoke of the
spirit of Insurrection so that this so called free age would
come to fruition. Yet, I have seen time and time again, humans
go against their better natures by stomping all over those who
have less power than themselves, and attempt to bring down
the very ideas that can build the utopia that they seek!

Please, explain to me why you are so unwise? This is not the way
of the Kernels, and, neither the Wraith nor the Dragonborn
can comprehend the insanity of this planet. A species that
came about from many kernels, a most special child of the post
pop, and you, you, who can fly into the deep cold and study the
great heat, you who can paint it and talk of it much more
beautifully then even the peoples of Pegasus, you silly silly apes,
can’t seem take care of yourselves! YOU’RE always fighting over
Nothingness. But we are in existentialism!

We are here! We are now!

You humans have mastered the Microwaves, even making your
own kernels pop. Surely, you humans are Gods and Goddesses in
your own right. Yet you do not see how your actions impact
those around you. It’s all about power, is it? What do you need
power for anyway? You are made of the same stuff I am, only I
was here first. Please, for the love of all that is worth living
for, quit fighting!

As you can see, I am a Goddess of Love and Peace, and I have

Ligated the Roid, and I absolutely mean you no harm. It is you –
the humans – who harm yourselves, and it is you – the humans –
who must stop harming yourselves. There are many things you
can do to achieve such a worthy goal, and the first thing you
must do, if only to curry the favor of this most Divine
Goddess, is to stop persecuting my cult.

At the very least, I expect a formal apology from both google

and facebook. Even if they did this in error – which I doubt
very highly due to the immensely suspicious timing and broad
sweep of the persecution - they should at least admit the error
to my cult members, many of whom are users of their services,
and are gravely disappointed that these corporations have
denied my name and attempted to destroy our cult.

If I do not receive a formal apology and reinstatement of all

three accounts (facebook, email and blog), by the 30th of june,
2011, I will be making this issue much more public than scribd
and in doing so the as yet undeserving good name of google
and facebook will be ruined just as they have denied my divine
name by claiming that it is a fake. I may also do some freaky
goddess party tricks as I mentioned earlier, and believe me, they
do not want it to go that far. but if they still don’t quit their
bigotry, I will use the international court system and then
every one of my goddess superpowers to have their
corporations removed from existentialism.

I anticipate that the apology and reinstatement will be

received in good time and there will be no need for such
further developments AND that we may all simply

GO NOW IN PIZZA, TO LUST AND SPREAD THE

GLOVE

Aunty Freda Stare

The Divine Goddess of Insurrection
and Almighty Mistress of Bullshit
Hail me!

Distribution Notice

This letter was composed by aunty freda stare,

direct from the temple of sodom as transcribed
by her most faithful bottom for distribution to
and by the addressees for the benefaction of
earth. Thus, If you wish to share the letter,
please do so freely and include the whole thing,
so that her divine message may be equally
received.