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vol.18 issue 35 july 13-19 2011
NEPAS No. 1 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT FREE WEEKLY
FIGHT NIGHT
New MMA league debuts at Mohegan Sun Arena
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Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)
by Samantha Fox.
A Thousand Miles
by Vanessa Carlton.
Barbra Streisand
by Duck Sauce.
Loser by Beck. Unthought Known
by Pearl Jam.
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
by The Beatles.
Theme from Shaft
by Isaac Hayes.
God Gave Rock n Roll To You
by KISS.
Cowgirl In The Sand
by Neil Young.
If you had a theme song,
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Since Ive been
here at the Week-
ender, the second
week of July usually
means we spend a
long and hot day at
the Vans Warped
Tour.
At first, our time
at Warped was talk-
ing to festivalgoers,
watching perform-
ances from the doz-
ens of bands on the
bill, stopping at many
of the vendor and
band tents and just
taking the whole darn
thing in.
Last year, though, the Week-
ender got in on the action and
had some performances and
band signings of our own on
the party deck near the entrance
to the lawn.
When this years Warped hits
Toyota Pavilion at Montage
Mountain Thursday, July 14,
were going even bigger on our
deck, teaming with our cousins
up at Go Lackawanna to present
autograph signings with bands
like I Set My Friends On Fire,
Miss May, Dance Gavin Dance
and locals Motionless In White.
As if thats not enough, well
also have acoustic performances
and meet and greets from Every
Avenue, River City Extension,
Street Dogs, Terrible Things,
Shut Up & Deal, D.R.U.G.S.,
Go Radio, MC Lars with Weerd
Science and Kyle Demko of
Always Undecided.
To get in on the action, all
you have to do is stop by our
party deck and hang out. Ill be
there, decked out in our new
fangled T-shirts, to give away
some swag and revel in a day of
music under the summer sun.
To see times, updates, photos,
videos and more live from
Warped, visit www.weeken-
derNEPA.tumblr.com. In this
weeks issue, see pages 33,
38-39 and 42 to learn more
about some of the bands on this
years bill, including how some
of them feel about playing the
festival.
Hope to see you all up on the
mountain Thursday, and as al-
ways, thanks for reading!
Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
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IMPATIENT INEBRATION
On May 21, Jesse Robinson
either established or tied the
unofficial world record for
unluckiest underage drinker of
all time when he was booked
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records, Robinsons date of
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GOVERNMENT IN ACTION!
-- In June, as five young
men gathered around the Mount
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Ore., one urinated in it, thus
contaminating the 7.2 million
gallons that serve the city, and,
said Water Bureau administrator
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Under questioning by the week-
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wed be (dumping the water) all
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Because, said Shaff (sounding
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ones pee?
-- A 53-year-old man com-
mitted suicide in May by wad-
ing into San Francisco Bay, 150
yards offshore, and standing
neck-deep until he died in the
60-degree water, with police
and firefighters from the city of
Alameda watching from shore
the entire time. Said a police
lieutenant, Were not trained to
go into the water (and) dont
have the type of equipment that
you would use .... KGO-TV
attributed the reluctance to
budget cuts that prevented the
citys firefighters from being
recertified in water rescues.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
(1) Brent Kendall, 31, was
arrested in June in Coralville,
Iowa, and charged with criminal
mischief after he allegedly reac-
ted to a domestic quarrel with
his live-in girlfriend by cutting
up items of her clothing and
urinating on her bed and com-
puter. (2) An employee of Bed,
Bath and Beyond at the St.
Davids Square shopping center
in Radnor, Pa., reported to
police on June 5 that, for the
second time in two weeks, he
had come across a bag (esti-
mated to weigh about 35
pounds) behind the store, filled
with human vomit.
CRIMINALS WITH
CHUTZPAH
It was a 2004 gang-related
murder that had frustrated Los
Angeles police for four years
until a homicide investigator,
paging through gangbangers
photographs for another case,
spotted an elaborate tattoo on
the chest of Anthony Garcia.
Evidently, that 2004 killing was
such a milestone in Garcias
life that he had commemorated
the liquor store crime scene on
his chest. The investigation was
reopened, eventually leading to
a surreptitious confession by
Garcia and, in April 2011, to
his conviction for first-degree
murder. (Photos from Garcias
several bookings between 2004
and 2008 show his mural ac-
tually evolving as he added
details until the crime scene
was complete enough that the
investigator recognized it.)
LEAST COMPETENT
NON-CRIMINALS
In May, in Rensselaer, N.Y.,
and in June, in Bluefield,
W.Va., two men, noticing that
police were investigating nearby,
became alarmed and fled out of
fear of being arrested since
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were active warrants out on
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after someone else, and no
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him. Arlis Dempsey Jr., 32, left
his three kids on the street in
Bluefield to make a run for it
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either. (Both men, however,
face new charges -- trespassing
for Volmer, and child endanger-
ment for Dempsey.)
RECURRING THEMES
(1) People sometimes have
illicit sex in cemeteries, and
when they get really aggressive,
tombstones may fall over on
top of them. (A randy 39-year-
old woman was injured in Ha-
milton, N.J., in June after a
gravestone rolled onto her leg
at the Ahavath Israel Cemetery.)
(2) Motorists who stop along
the side of the road at night to
relieve themselves are often not
careful enough. (In May, a
specialty unit from the Renton,
Wash., Fire Department was
required in order to rescue a
urinator who accidentally fell
down a 30-foot embankment in
south King County and was
trapped for several hours.)
A NEWS OF THE WEIRD
CLASSIC (NOVEMBER
1992)
A 38-year-old man, uni-
dentified in news reports, was
hospitalized in Princeton, W.
Va., in October (1992) with
gunshot wounds. He had been
drinking beer and reported
accidentally shooting himself
three times as he attempted
to clean each of his three guns.
He said the first shot didnt
hurt, the second stung a little,
and the third really hurt,
prompting him to call an ambu-
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POLICE REPORT: Gregory Snelling, 41, was
indicted in June for the robbery of a KeyBank
branch in Springfield, Ohio, which was notable
more for the foot chase with police afterward.
They caught him, but Snelling might deserve
style points for the run, covered as he was in
red dye from the money bag and the fact that he
was holding a beer in his hand during the entire
chase.
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12 MORE THAN A G6?
The story behind the rise of Far East Movement.
35 MOVIE REVIEW
Will the peons get revenge in Horrible Bosses?
JULY 13-19, 2011
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MYSTERY MOUTH takes a trip to
Tunkhannock.
STYLE FILES suits up with versatile
designer Michael Andrews.
33, 38-39, 42
The wild world of
Warped.
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COVER STORY
16-17
LISTINGS
THIS JUST IN ... 12
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT .... 22
CONCERTS ... 24-25
CAR & BIKE ... 31
THEATER .... 37
AGENDA ... 40, 43, 46, 48-52, 54
SPEAK & SEE ... 61, 61
MUSIC
FAR EAST MOVEMENT 12
MUSIC ON THE MENU 28
ALBUM REVIEWS ... 30
CHARTS ... 30
D.R.U.G.S. 33
WARPED BANDS 38-39
THE AGGROLITES 42
RELIENT K 42
STAGE & SCREEN
THE GATHERING 15
SAINT SINATRA 21
NOVEL APPROACH ... 31
STARSTRUCK 33
MOVIE REVIEW 25
RALPHIE REPORT ... 62
FOOD & FASHION
NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 6
BUT THEN AGAIN ... 21
PUZZLES 40
TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK 41
WHO IS 45
STYLE FILES 47
MYSTERY MOUTH 53
MISC.
TECH TALK ... 19
SHOWUS SOME SKIN ... 54
MOTORHEAD ... 57
SIGN LANGUAGE ... 58
SORRY MOM & DAD ... 59
WEEKENDER MAN ... 85
WEEKENDER MODEL ... 86
ON THE COVER
DESIGN BY ... STEVE HUSTED
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By Dale Culp
Weekender Correspondent
A
s the space shuttle Atlantis
lifted off last week, I
couldnt help but think
about the progress technology
has made in the past 30 years.
In the bittersweet moment of
seeing Atlantis safely off on its
final mission the final mis-
sion of the entire space shuttle
program I thought about
where games, computers, com-
munications and other tech-
nologies were at the time.
The laser disc, the Atari 2600,
the IBM TRS-80, the Apple II
these were all late 70s/early 80s
technologies that were sitting on
the cutting edge, promising a
breakthrough to a whole new
world at the dawn of the in-
formation age. Everything was
getting smaller, faster and better.
The world itself was shrinking.
Even as the shuttle gave us a
whole new way to work and
explore outer space, we were
finding new ways to work and
explore inner space. We were
able to communicate with the
globe in seconds rather than
minutes, transmit and transfer
large amounts of data for cheaper
than ever, and we were doing it
with devices that were small
enough to fit right in our own
homes.
Of course, these days, wed
find such technology embarrass-
ingly inadequate. In fact, it feels
cliche to point out how powerful
cell phones have become in com-
parison to those early desktop
computers. But just because
something is old doesnt mean
its bad. Likewise, just because a
computer isnt powerful by
todays standards doesnt
mean its useless.
While its true that the shuttles
main computer operates on about
1 megabyte of RAM, thats only
because it doesnt need any more
than that. While the number of
things that need to be monitored,
adjusted and calculated during
something as complex as a
launch sequence would boggle
the mind of the person at the
helm of that gargantuan beast, for
a computer, all its doing is exe-
cuting a bunch of codes and
commands that fit in about the
same space as a minutes worth
of music.
To put it another way, it would
be almost as embarrassing to
look at what exactly we do with
our nigh-omnipotent devices.
Would you use a big rig, 18-
wheel tractor trailer to deliver
one letter? When you think about
it, using an iPhone to send a text
message is about the same thing.
The most taxing thing we do
with our modern computers is
play video games. Think about
how trivial and inconsequential
that is compared to, say, strap-
ping humans to a few billion
dollars worth of parts and shoot-
ing them into outer space. Again,
its kind of embarrassing, but no
less amazing.
The things we take for granted
cell phones, GPS, global
television broadcasts, satellite
radio and even video games
wouldnt be possible if we didnt
have a space program. Were
essentially wasting our lives away
and patting ourselves on the back
while not giving any thought to
the fact that we wouldnt have
half the conveniences we do
today if not for Cold-War tech-
nology developed more than half
a century ago. They were sending
rockets into space; were sending
virtual birds into imaginary
buildings. Were playing with
toys based on the same tech-
nology that once developed
weapons of mass destruction.
Then again, Im much happier
knowing that this is what became
of it all; that we decided to play
games instead of wiping our-
selves out so far.
Im taking this moment to pay
homage to something wonderful
that is quickly fading into history.
We remember and learn from the
tragic losses, but we are inspired
by the astonishing achievements
of the past 30 years. Heres to the
future, and what dreams may
come. W
Through time and
space
Things we take for granted cell phones, GPS, global
television broadcasts, satellite radio and even video
games wouldnt be possible if we didnt have a space
program.
Were playing with toys based on the
same technology that once developed
weapons of mass destruction.
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chieving substantial na-
tional attention in 2010
with the unyielding single,
Like A G6, Far East Movement
Kev Nish, Prohgress, J-Splif
and DJ Virman is riding the
wave of excitement over its un-
conventional, downtown sound
all the way to the top, and the
group will be stopping in Scran-
ton at the Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain with Lil
Waynes I Am Still Music tour
Tuesday, July 19.
The Weekender caught up with
Kev Nish and Prohgress while
they were in Cologne, Germany,
with the tour to get the low-down
on what keeps them wired.
WEEKENDER: Your group
has a very unique, fresh sound.
How would you describe it, and
how did you develop it?
KEV NISH: We call our
sound Free Wired. We grew up
off our iPod playlists and the
many different music scenes in
Los Angeles, including hip-hop
open mics, punk shows, Top 40
clubs and early-morning raves.
Wed take all that into the studio
and mash up it for each track. No
one sound defined us until we
started mashing it all up to make
Free Wired.
WEEKENDER: The Free
Wired concept of staying con-
nected to fans seems integral to
the group. Why?
PROHGRESS: Before we
were signed, connecting with our
fanbase online was what kept us
alive and inspired. Now it plays
an even larger role in what we
do. It was the Free-Wired heads
online that broke our single
Like a G6 and their organic
plays online brought it to every-
ones attention. Free Wired is
lifestyle, so being able to show
all aspects of it directly to our
online family is very important.
WEEKENDER: When you
write music, what is that proc-
ess usually like?
PROHGRESS: Well either
bring an idea into the studio that
was inspired by being at a club,
or growing up in L.A. From there
well come up with different
sounds we want to blend together
to get that feeling. Next well
usually write the hooks, verses
and bridges together until it
sounds like something we all dig.
WEEKENDER: Has L.A.
been a huge influence for the
group?
KEV: DTLA (Downtown Los
Angeles) has influenced every
aspect of Far East Movement. All
the clubs, music scenes and loft
parties we threw influenced our
sound and the diversity of our
crew. Our DTLA crew is called
The Transparent Agency, made
from a bunch of outside-the-box
Free Wired creative people in
music, fashion, photography,
filmmaking and design. It keeps
everything we do all organic,
real and in-house.
WEEKENDER: How did
you get involved with Lil
Waynes tour?
PROHGRESS: We have to
thank Lil Wayne and his manage-
ment team for inviting us. We
love the diverse line up and the I
Am Still Music idea of diversity
and eclecticness is what we were
raised on. Waynes catalogue and
ideas are always outside the box,
so this was an exciting opportu-
nity for us to do something dif-
ferent from any tour weve ever
been on.
WEEKENDER: What can
fans expect from your show in
Scranton?
KEV: For the live show, we
bring Free Wired to life, keeping
the base of three MCs and a DJ,
blending hip-hop, pop, rock and
dance electro. We grew up on
high-energy shows from Linkin
Park, Beastie Boys and more, so
we always want to keep the ener-
gy up.
WEEKENDER: Whats up
next for the group?
PROHGRESS: We just put
out a video for our single So
What off the Free Wired
album, where we pay homage to
the Beastie Boys, who were a big
inspiration to us. The song has
been growing online, which is
cool, because its the same way
we started. Weve been hitting
studios in different countries on
tour to work on our next album
and getting a recording bus to
finish it during this upcoming
tour. Were just super excited to
be making music every day while
on tour and still being able to put
on a great show for our fans! W
For Far East
Movement, music is
a way of life
By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
Far East Movement will hit Toyota Pavilion at Montage
Mountain with Lil Waynes I Am Still Music Tour
Tuesday, July 19.
Lil Wayne / Rick Ross / Keri
Hilson / Far East Movement /
Lloyd, Tues. July 19, 7 p.m.,
Toyota Pavilion at Montage
Mountain (1000 Montage
Mountain Road, Scranton).
$62.75-$106.50 Info: fareast-
movement.com, livenation.com
this just in
By Weekender Staff
weekender@theweekender.com
HONORING A LOCAL
BASEBALL GREAT
The Baseball Reliquary, a
Southern California-based non-
profit organization dedicated to
fostering an appreciation of
American art and culture through
the context of baseball history, is
displaying Patriotic Pitch: The
Empire of Baseball, through
July 30 in Pasadena.
Featured in the exhibit is NE-
PA native Pete Gray, who gar-
nered national attention in 1944
when he batted .333 for the
Memphis Chicks, hit five home-
runs and stole 68 bases and was
named the 1944 Southern
Leagues MVP. Gray, who lost
his right arm in a childhood
accident, made his Major
League debut for the St. Louis
Browns in 1945.
The Baseball Reliquary will
induct Gray, who passed way at
his home in Nanticoke in 2002,
into its Shrine of Eternals on
Sunday, July 17 in Pasadena.
For more info, visit baseball-
reliquary.org.
THE GOOD FIGHT
The American Lung Associ-
ation will sponsor a Compli-
mentary Kickoff Luncheon for
the Fight for Air Walk partic-
ipants Wednesday, Sept. 7 from
noon-1 p.m. at Unos Restaurant
in Dickson City. A free lunch and
useful walker information will be
provided. To attend, RSVP to
570.823.2212 with your name,
phone number and how many are
attending.
The walk will take place Sat-
urday, Oct. 8 at Nay Aug Park in
Scranton.
WILKES ON FILM
SenArt Films, a New York-
based independent production
company whose films include the
2003 Academy Award-winning
documentary The Fog of War:
Eleven Lessons from the Life of
Robert S. McNamara has
opened a field office in Wilkes
Universitys Graduate Creative
Writing building.
SenArt Films was founded by
producer Robert May, a member
of the universitys creative writ-
ing advisory board.
Currently, SenArt is in produc-
tion on a feature documentary
which is expected to be complet-
ed in 2012. Other critically ac-
claimed projects include the
documentary Stevie and the
feature film Bonneville, star-
ring Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates
and Joan Allen.
For info, visit wilkes.edu/
SenArtFilms.
A SPEEDY HOBBY
The PPL Riverlands (634
Salem Blvd., Berwick) will host
Motorized Railcars Saturday,
July 16 from noon-2 p.m.
Once used to inspect railroad
tracks for defects, the cars, called
speeders, are now owned by
hobbyists, who will have their
cars on display at the event. The
Susquehanna Energy Informa-
tion Center also will be open,
and perimeter tours of the Sus-
quehanna nuclear plant will be
offered.
For more info, visit narcoa.org.
NICK ON DISPLAY
Local musician and national
recording artist Nick Coyle will
perform 10 Years of Nick
Coyle Friday, July 15 at Bart &
Urbys (119 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre). The show, which will be
with Coyle and friends, will
include two cover sets and a solo
set of electric/acoustic versions
of Lifer, My Downfall and The
Drama Club songs.
The performance starts at 10
p.m.; there is a $3 cover. For info,
call 570.970.9570. W
Robert May at the local
premier of Bonneville in
2008.
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hroughout a baseball sea-
son, dedicated fans will
become familiar with the
teams they love, learn all the statis-
tics of opposing teams and make
sure that if any baseball-related
conversations were to happen, they
wont be the unprepared, black
sheep of the group.
Within a fewmonths of the
season, an all-star game is conduct-
ed and assembled with a chosen
group of established stars. The fans
that attend are usually familiar with
the talented players and travel
miles to see themin person.
Baseball isnt the only institution
that has a tradition like this.
Literatures influence on North-
eastern Pennsylvania will be on
display fromJuly14-17 as Keys-
tone College will host its version of
an all-star game: The 5th Anni-
versary of The Gathering.
The all-stars include former U.S.
Poet Laureate and Pulitzer Prize
winner Ted Kooser, architect and
author Witold Rybczynski and
award-winning architect Peter
Bohlin and others who will be
giving lectures, leading workshops
and presenting speeches about the
books they have written. They will
make the campus of Keystone
College their field.
Edward G. Boehm, the president
of Keystone College, wanted to
find a way to not only bring more
people to the campus during the
summer, but to add more art to the
campus.
In the summer, the campus is
beautiful, so he felt some program-
ming was needed, said Charlotte
Ravaioli, the senior advisor to the
president and a primary planner of
The Gathering.
Being that Keystone College has
a very strong communication
program, Ravaioli, among other
literary professionals, felt that a
literary conference would make
sense. They thought it would fit
our school.
Each of these conferences has
had a themed book list that is
usually released in February, giving
the prospective attendees of The
Gathering roughly five months to
read the books on the list and get
familiar with the work of the au-
thors who will greet themas they
explore the campus. This years
theme is the home and is titled,
Physical and Metaphysical Home:
Memory, Grace and Structure.
Pat Bartholomew, a loyal attend-
ee who has been going to these
annual events since they began four
summers ago, is looking forward
to this years festivities. She de-
scribes the environment to be
pretty high energy and well-
organized, and she looks forward
to seeing some of her colleagues
who share the self-mandated pur-
suit of reserving a spot in the Keys-
tone College dorms.
Some of the people who are
presenting, I have friendships
with, Bartholomewsaid, deeming
The Gathering as a social event as
well as an enlightening one.
Its like a family reunion,
Ravaioli said. The participants
mingle, have dinner, attend the
scheduled events and, ideally,
discuss the books they have read.
Although reading the books isnt
a requirement for attending, the
book list is something that the
regulars knowto become famil-
iar with so they wont suffer the
dreadful feeling of being unable to
join the loops discussions on the
chosen works of literature.
We ask themto read the books
ahead of time, so they have an idea
of the issue, Ravaioli said.
Bartholomewagreed.
The best way to be there is to
read the books, she said. Some
people have went without reading
the books, and they learned their
mistakes. Its really a pleasure
joining a group, and they see the
value of being out of the loop.
The loops are commonly
filled with people who have been
to previous installments of The
Gathering summer tradition, and it
eventually becomes a get-together.
People who keep coming back
obviously come back because they
enjoyed it, Bartholomewsaid.
Whatever reason the prospective
attendees return to this summers
assembly of the most respected
poets, authors and a newfeature
for this years theme architects,
Ravaioli hopes they leave the cam-
pus of Keystone College with a
positive influence and an idea of
what the theme is looking to en-
courage.
We hope they leave with a
sense of what the home means and
what their own home means to
them. W
A Gathering of
all-stars
By Jonathan Perez
Weekender Intern
Former U.S. Poet Laureate and Pulitzer Prize winner
Ted Kooser.
The Gathering, Thurs.-Sun.,
July 14-17 at Keystone College
(One College Green, La Plume)
Info: gathering.keystone.edu,
570.945.8510
Award-winning architect
Peter Bohlin.
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their first time that
memory burned vividly
forever in the mind. The
excitement stirring deep
down inside, waiting for it
to happen. The hint of nerv-
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wildly, adrenaline surging
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body.
And then it happens.
One intense moment, the
result of tireless planning.
One intense night, blood,
sweat and tears in the spot-
light for all to see. The
music thunders, the lights
flash brightly. Out of the
darkness they emerge, ready
to fight. Corner to corner,
fist to fist, only one victo-
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dredth, each just as impor-
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For Martial Arts Super
Sport (MASS), a new pro-
fessional mixed martial arts
(MMA) league based out of
the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton
area, first times mean every-
thing. Hosting its inaugural
event this Saturday, July 16
at the Mohegan Sun Arena,
MASS will be showcasing
both amateur and profession-
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only this area, but all over
the country.
Mike Malast, president of
MASS and CEO of MMA
Melee the Community of
Combat, which sponsors
many of the fighters, said
Saturday night is important
to the league as it is provid-
ing the opportunity for the
participants to be involved
in a larger, quality event
that many newer fighters
rarely have the chance to be
a part of.
Fight night for these
fighters is as important as
their wedding day, he said.
Theres a lot of promoters
and organizations cutting
corners on lights these
guys are fighting in basket-
ball courts. We wanted to
open up an organization that
didnt do that. We wanted to
be exactly like the UFC.
So nearly two years ago,
Malast created MMA Melee,
which he considers the Face-
book of MMA, as a way to
bring together fighters, pro-
moters, sponsors and train-
ers, as he said it is often
difficult for new fighters to
find sponsorship. He also
began forming a fighting
team under the same name,
bringing in talent from all
over the country, including
UFC and The Ultimate
Fighter Season 12 finalist,
Kris Savage McCray. Ma-
last said he wants to help
these fighters get out into
the public eye and further
their careers.
One guy is gonna win,
ones gonna lose, he said.
Another guy is getting clos-
er to his dream, the other
guys getting further away.
For the guys that are doing
this, the percentage that will
make it, its very slim. For
them to go after this dream
thats so far out there, they
deserve all the credit they
can get.
But the thrill of the first
time doesnt stop with
MASSs inaugural event
this is the first time an
MMA match is being held
at the arena.
Its great, its history,
Malast said. MMA has only
been sanctioned in (Penn-
sylvania) since February of
09. This whole time, this is
what Ive been building to
do, to have this in our
MASS melee
at Mohegan
Martial Arts Super Sport to hold first
event at Mohegan Sun Arena
By Marie Burrell
Weekender Correspondent
MASS fighters train at Northeastern Ju-Jitsu in Swoyersville.
PHOTO BY
STEVE HUSTED
MMA has only been sanctioned in Pennsylvania since
February of 09. This whole time, this is what Ive been
building to do, to have this in our hometown.
Martial Arts Super Sport President Mike Malast
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hometown. Its a blessing.
TOP-NOTCH SHOW,
SMALL-TOWN MARKET
T
hough a blessing to
the league, it has been
a lot of hard work
according to Jonathan Ker-
nis, vice president of MASS.
He said while he and Malast
have put in a lot of work to
make this event happen, it
has required the help of
numerous people every-
one from trainers, promoters
and fighters to the media
in order to ensure that the
attention to detail is near
perfect.
All you can do is put in
the work you need to facil-
itate what needs to go on,
Kernis said, but at the end
of the day, you need to rely
on all these different people,
and thats always challeng-
ing. Were doing a top-notch
show in a small-town mar-
ket, and its a great opportu-
nity for the fighters, for the
fans.
And the fans will be in
for a show.
Saturday nights event will
feature between 10 and 14
matches, both amateur and
professional, including local
fighter T-Rex Harris in his
first professional match
against Ohio-native Chase
Owens. The main event of
the evening pits the unde-
feated Swoyersville native
Jimy The Kid Hettes (Pro
7-0) against Jacob Kirwan
(Pro 8-2) of Maryland, in
the Featherweight Champion-
ship Fight.
Hettes, who trains other
fighters at Northeastern Ju-
Jitsu in Swoyersville, said he
is glad to be participating in
the MASS inaugural event at
the arena.
If you look at a few
years ago, it wasnt even
legal in PA and all the local
fighters had to travel to
New Jersey, to Kentucky, to
Virginia, always to other
states, he said. Its great
to have a real big show
right in your backyard. As a
fan, that gets me real excit-
ed to know that MMA in
NEPA has blown up that
much. Its real important to
me because I grew up here,
the guys I train are from
here, and its just real im-
portant for them to have a
big show to shoot for in
their training thats right
here.
For Hettes, training is just
as exciting as the match
itself. He said that while
many people look at how
MMA fighters train and feel
like they are torturing them-
selves, he wakes up with a
smile on his face every day
because he knows he gets to
go to the gym and train,
always learning something
new and honing his skills.
And as the event draws
near, and the fighters ready
themselves to push closer to
their dreams, some like
Hettes urge people to come
out and experience what
MMA has to offer.
If you have interest in
MMA, and you wanna see
hardworking guys from your
own backyard contend with
the big guys from all across
the country, see how much
its progressed in this area, I
would definitely show up
and see what its all about.
If youve been to smaller
shows before, this is going
to be a completely different
experience. Its going to be
a good time overall. W
Martial Arts Super Sport Inauguration,
Sat. July 16, 6:30 p.m.,
Mohegan Sun Arena
(255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre).
Tickets: $43.60-$163.65
Info: worldclassmass.com,
mmamelee.com, 570.504.6935
Above, local fighter T-Rex Harris will have his first
professional match against Ohio-native Chase Owens
at Saturdays event.
Below, MASS President Mike Malast, undefeated
Swoyersville native Jimy The Kid Hettes and MASS
Vice President Jonathan Kernis.
MASS fighters grapple during a recent training session
in the above photos.
PHOTOS BY STEVE HUSTED SUBMITTED PHOTOS
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Special to the Weekender
W
e live in an age when
advertising has been
jammed into every
square inch of space. Short of
being in the middle of a forest or
at sea, its difficult to open your
eyes and not encounter a logo,
advertisement or some sort of
branding somewhere.
Ads fill the airwaves, appear
on websites and are a given, and
even sometimes anticipated (in
the case of the Super Bowl, for
example) part of television pro-
gramming.
Just when you thought they
couldnt cram any more ad-
vertising into your life, theyve
gone and done it again.
We all watch reruns. In some
cases theyre only a few weeks
old; in others, decades old.
Sometimes, you can even spot
crude attempts at product place-
ment. The days of Mike Wallace
pushing Phillip Morris cigarettes
on The Mike Wallace Inter-
view are long gone, of course.
But what if Mike Wallace started
promoting iPads instead?
Well, it may be only a matter
of time.
Advertising companies have
found a way to push new prod-
ucts into old shows. In some
cases, almost subliminally, as
advertisements that appear in the
background. In others, they use
the magic of computer anima-
tion, seemingly being promoted
by actors and actresses who, if
theyre still alive, may be far past
their prime.
Watch those reruns carefully.
If youre a fan of the TV show
How I Met Your Mother, you
may have noticed this already.
Promotions for upcoming 2011
movies such as Zookeeper
have started popping into epi-
sodes from 2007, in the form of
magazine covers, flat-panel TVs
surreptitiously added to walls and
more.
Its clever, no doubt. And its a
good way for companies to con-
tinue to monetize their reruns.
But theres something sneaky
about it. Its just a bit underhand-
ed, Id say.
Where does it end? Will Mr.
Ed be stumping for CBS? Will
Ronald Reagan start promoting
current Republican presidential
candidates? In any event, its too
late. The genie is out of the bot-
tle. It wont be long before Jackie
Gleason is doing commercials
for SpaceX or Virgin Galactic.
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to the moon!
So keep your eyes peeled when
you watch those reruns. If Cap-
tain Kirk pulls out a new iPhone
when he wants to make a call to
the Enterprise, youll know that
its nothing more than good,
old-fashioned product placement.
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Nick DeLorenzo is director of
interactive and new media for
The Times Leader. E-mail him
at
ndelorenzo@timesleader.com.
Good, old-fashioned
product placement 2.0
An old episode of How I Met Your Mother uses a
digitally inserted image of 2011s Zookeeper on the
back of a magazine in the background.
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but then again ...
By Jim Rising
Weekender Correspondent
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e go every year to the
Back Mountain Me-
morial Library auction.
Its one of those bookend
events of our lives, along with
the Bloomsburg Fair and the
other various annual events
that make living in a commu-
nity pleasurable.
Oddly enough, even though
in another life I was once
called upon to be an auctio-
neer, we dont bid. But we
surely do buy. Bags and boxes
of books and other things.
And we stuff our faces with
the various delectables on sale,
from halushki to Hillside
Farms ice cream.
We watch Sue Hand, a very
nice lady and talented artist,
paint her yearly contribution in
the crowd. Sues paintings sell
for a very pretty penny. I
should have taken up a paint
brush instead of a pencil. The
Sue Hand in my kitchen was
a yard-sale find. I wont em-
barrass her by revealing what I
paid, but it wouldnt buy her
much paint.
The auction is a nice event.
Placid. Orderly. Friendly. So I
have to wonder why the need
for an armed sheriff prowling
the grounds. Of course, I often
wonder why men with high-
powered side arms are needed
to enforce the law at high
school basketball games and
book sales. Many countries,
England for instance, dont
arm the police. They have
lower crime rates than we do.
I get that its a different
world now. But the book sale
sheriff performed only one law
enforcement duty while I was
there. He ejected a silver-
haired senior and her beautiful,
blonde cocker spaniel. I do get
that dogs are prohibited. They
might fight, bite or worse,
poop.
But this dog was so pretty
if I wasnt married Id have
dated her. I seriously doubt
this dog poops. It was perfect-
ly groomed, its long, golden
tresses done up with ribbons.
It was completely calm
even when being given the
bums rush by a burly man
with Glock 17 on his hip.
Thanks be that it was well-
mannered. It would have been
ugly to see the book-sale sher-
iff draw down on the pooch.
Uglier than it was.
I felt bad for the little old
lady and her pet, but she was
in fact in violation of the
rules and the signs posted
denying dogs at the auction.
She moved on. The dog went
quietly. So did a small piece
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Reach Jim at
contact@jamesrising.com.
Even more rants are on his
blog, updated every day
ending in y at
jamesrising.com.
The prettiest
perp
A cocker spaniel like this one was peaceably removed
from the library auction.
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oet Angela Alaimo ODon-
nell, fondly nicknamed The
Mouth by family, relates
poetry to the construction of mu-
sic. She wants her words to sing.
As an avid talker, something she
prides herself in, she prefers to
write not only for self-expression
but to pick her own brain to discov-
er her thoughts and beliefs.
I dearly love to talk but I live
to write, wrote ODonnell in an
e-mail. Its the only way I can hear
my own voice and the best way to
be heard by other human beings.
Rather than finding interest in
writing and diving into it, ODon-
nell feels that writing chose her.
According to ODonnell, she was
writing poetry as soon as she was
learning to read, which she thinks
comes fromthe nursery rhymes
she loved as a child. When she was
young, she became smitten with
playing with words and combining
language and sound, arranging
words in just the right way to con-
struct her own poems. Her in-
spirations that she picked up on
this literary journey are including,
but not limited to, Shakespeare,
Robert Frost and the Gospels.
Reading is a very dominant por-
tion of her life where she feels that
she is always being inspired sub-
consciously and in small doses.
The work that she puts into her
writing can be drawn fromthe
things she has read, or fromlisten-
ing to the ways others speak. Her
day job involves teaching at Ford-
hamUniversity in NewYork City,
where reading has become a joy to
share with her students.
When it comes to sitting down
and writing, ODonnell can either
excitedly jot down her thoughts
when an unexpected idea takes
place, or go through long hours of
pedestrian craft.
Fewof us are Mozarts
inventors whose ears are so fine
and flawless that every note that
flows fromthe pen is perfection,
wrote ODonnell. Most of us are
more like Beethoven who
worked his pieces over thoroughly
and repeatedly to achieve his sig-
nature combination of power and
subtlety, rawness and finish.
Born and raised in the Wyoming
Valley, ODonnell has written
several poems about growing up in
the area, which can be found in her
first two books, Mine (2007) and
Moving House (2009). For those
that attend ODonnells poetry
reading at Art SEENGallery on
Friday, July15, she plans to share
many of these local poems with
the audience.
I thought this would be material
that people who share this experi-
ence would be naturally interested
in, wrote ODonnell. The poems
try to re-capture and re-create a
time and place that would be lost to
us were it not for the stories we
tell.
In addition to the poems about
her Pennsylvania roots, she will be
reading fromher newly-published
book, Saint Sinatra. As an Ital-
ian-American, ODonnell is very
passionate about the power of
ethnicity. The collection of poems
revolves around the theme of
ethnic artists that have made an
impact on American culture. Some
of the artists featured in Saint
Sinatra include Frank Sinatra,
Polish poet CzeslawMilosz and
recently deceased saxophonist
Clarence Clemons of Bruce
Springsteens E Street Band.
The Sinatra project is really
about celebrating the joy and de-
light that beauty, in all of its forms,
brings our lives, ODonnell wrote.
Artists, like Sinatra himself, are
people whose vocation is beauty.
In future plans, there is an up-
coming book by ODonnell, tenta-
tively titled Waking My Mother,
which comprises poems that de-
scribe complex relationships with
mothers. Due to her challenging
experiences with her own mother,
ODonnell aims for these poems to
speak for other daughters with
similar life scenarios. In addition,
The Province of Joy is a book
she is writing about novelist Flan-
nery OConnors theology and
prayer life, which is set to be re-
leased in 2012 with Paraclete
Press. W
` The Mouth' lives to
write
By Jourdaine Middleton
Weekender Intern
Poet Angela Alaimo ODonnell is the author of the
newly published Saint Sinatra.
Third Friday Poetry Reading ft.
Angela Alaimo ODonnell &
Brian Fanelli, Fri., July 15, 8
p.m., Art SEEN Gallery (21
Public Square, Wilkes-Barre).
Free admission. Info: angelaa-
laimoodonnell.com, artsyouni-
verse.com, 570.970.2787
I thought this would be material that
people who share this experience would
be naturally interested in.
Poet Angela Alaimo ODonnell
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CAESARS POCONO
RESORTS
1.877.800.5380
www.CPResorts.com
- New Yorks Funniest: July 22-23
- Howie Mandel: July 24
THE CRIMSON LION
HOOKAH LOUNGE
37 E. South St., Wilkes-Barre
- Braveyoung: Aug. 14, 7 p.m., $5 all
ages
DOWNTOWN SCRANTON
SUMMER CONCERTS
Free, at Courthouse Square & St.
Lukes Episcopal Church (232 Wyom-
ing Ave.)
- The Gene Dempsey Orchestra: July
16, 5:30-7 p.m., Courthouse Square
- The Bog Swing Group: 7:30-9 p.m.,
Courthouse Square
- Jay Steveskey & Ed Wargo: July 16,
7-8:30 p.m., St. Lukes
- John Stanky and the Coalminers:
July 23, 5:30-7 p.m., Courthouse
Square
- John Stevens Doubleshot: July 23,
7:30-9 p.m., Courthouse Square
- Good 2 Go: July 23, 7-8:30 p.m., St.
Lukes
ELEANOR RIGBYS
603 Route 6, Jermyn
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys
- Fresh / Rob E Rotten / Masterz of
Style / Tommy Tr@dm@rk: July 30, 8
p.m., $7-$10
- The Swellers / Fake Problems /
Daytrader: Aug. 6, 6:30 p.m., $10-$12
FERN HALL BACKYARD
BLUES BASH
Crystal Lake, Pa.
fernhallbluesbash.com
- July 17, ft. Teddy Young and the
Aces / Matt Bennick and the Blues
Mine / Clarence Spady / Friars Point
Band w/ Chris London, Steve Guyger
and The Excellos, barbecue by Fern
Hall chef Michael Suchy of Fern Hall.
$25 advance, $30 day of, ages 13-17,
$15 advance, $20 day of, under 12 free
with adult. Portion of proceeds
benefit Carbondale YMCA and NEPA
Junior Golf Program. Tickets on
website, at Fern Hall or 570.222.3676.
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre
Phone: 570.826.1100
- Hippiefest ft. Dave Mason / Mark
Farner / Rick Derringer / Felix Cava-
lieres Rascals / Gary Wright: Aug. 13,
7 p.m., $32-$57
- Steve Earle and the Dukes (and
Duchesses): Aug. 23, 7:30 p.m., $25-
$35
THE HIVE
1307 Park Ave., Williamsport
Phone: www.thehivepa.com
- Tigers Jaw / Brightside / Organs /
Coastal: July 17, 6 p.m., $8
- Stray From The Path / Letlive / The
Teeth / Masons / Upon Fallen Kings /
Terror In The Sky: July 23, 6 p.m., $10
advance, $12 at door
KIWANIS WYOMING
COUNTY FAIR
Rt. 6, Meshoppen
Phone: 570.836.9992
www.wyomingcountyfair.com
Sept. 1-6
- Wild World of Animals show: daily,
times vary
- Gallagher: Sept. 2, 8 p.m.
- Katie Armiger / amRadio: Sept. 3, 7
p.m.
- The Roots and Boots Tour ft. Aaron
Tippin, Sammy Kershaw, Joe Diffie,
more: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA
HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe
570.325.0249
www.jtams.net
- Greensky Bluegrass: July 15, 8 p.m.,
$20
- Paul Thorne: July 23, 8:30 p.m., $23
- The Blues Brotherhood: July 29,
8:30 p.m.,
- Jimmy Webb: July 30, 8:30 p.m., $26
- Marrakesh Express: Aug. 13, 8:30
p.m., $23
- Ryan Montbleau Band: Aug. 19, 8:30
p.m., $18
MISERICORDIA
UNIVERSITY
301 Lake St., Dallas
570.674.6719
www.misericordia.edu/theartsand-
more
- Jazz in July: Old Time is Still a-
Flying, The New Torch Bearers of
Classic Jazz ft. Dan Levinson and his
New Millennium All Stars: July 18, 8
p.m. $8 lawn, $15 amphitheater, $120
tables for six
- Under the Stars Summer Arts
Festival ft. Mary Wilson, an original
founding member of The Supremes:
July 23, 8 p.m., $20 lawn, $30 amphi-
theater, $270 tables for six.
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre
Twp.
- American Idol Live: Aug. 21, 7 p.m.,
$55.85-$77.45
MOHEGAN SUN AT
POCONO DOWNS
1280 Route 315, Plains Twp.
Tickets at Mohegan Suns Valet
Lobby daily from noon-8 p.m. or
Ticketmaster
- Runaway (Bon Jovi tribute): July 14
- Unforgettable Fire (U2 tribute): July
21
- Head Games (Foreigner tribute):
July 28
MOUNTAIN LAUREL
CENTER
1 Tamiment Road, Tamiment
866.448.7849
mtlaurelpac.com
- Kiss: July 13, $59-$115
- Larry the Cable Guy: Aug. 6, 8 p.m.,
$39-$69
- ZZ Top: Aug. 20, 8 p.m., $39-$79
- Frankie Valli / The Beach Boys: Aug.
25, 8 p.m., $39-$89
- The Monkees: Sept. 10, 8 p.m., $35-
$79
MOUNT AIRY CASINO
RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono
Phone: 877.682.4791
www.mountairycasino.com
- Berlin ft. Terri Nunn: July 23, 8 p.m.,
$25-$40, Gypsies
- Pawn Stars Gold & Silver Road
Show: July 30, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., $15
participants, $10 spectators, Gypsies
- 10,000 Maniacs: Aug. 13, 8 p.m.,
$25-$40, Gypsies
NAY AUG PARK EVENTS
Sundays in the Bandstand (unless
otherwise noted), free.
570.348.4186
- John Andrews Band: July 17, 2 p.m.
- Joe Stanky and The Cadets: July 24,
2 p.m.
NEW VISIONS STUDIO &
GALLERY
201 Vine St., Scranton
610.636.9684
- Harry Potter Party/Wizard Rock
Show ft. Eye On Attraction / Paper
Mustaches / Cringe / Silhouette Lies /
Chet Williams: July 14, 6-8:30 p.m., $5
PENNS PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com.
- Yonder Mountain String Band: July
14, 8:30 p.m., $22.25
- Sweet: July 21, 8 p.m., $28
- Hermans Hermits Starring Peter
Noone: July 22, 8 p.m., $35.75-$40.75
- Stryper: July 29, 8 p.m., $28
- Little Feat: Aug. 5, 8 p.m., $35.75
PENNSYLVANIA BLUES
FESTIVAL
Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton
610.826.7700
www.skibluemt.com
July 30-31, on-site camping, for
ticket/info, visit website.
- John Nemeth, Cyril Neville, Bettye
LaVette, Lil Ed & The Blues Imperials,
Otis Clay, Samuel James, Linsey
Alexander, July 30
- The Lee Boys, Shakura SAida, Magic
Slim & The Teardrops, Kenny Neal,
Shemekia Copeland, Steve Guyger &
Billy Flynn, Big Daddy Stallings, July
31
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.
- Eww Yaboo / Mascara / Nimbus
Terrifix / Esophagus / Upneat Mysic:
July 16, 7 p.m., $5 all ages
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
665 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- Tony Carfora / Bob OConnell / Matt
Bennick: July 14
- Clarence Spady Band: July 15
- Rogue Chimp: July 16
- George Wesley Band: July 22
SCRANTON COMMUNITY
CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton
Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan-
na.edu, etix.com
Prices vary, student and group rates
available
- An Evening with Dave Mason: Sept.
24, 7:30 p.m., $30 via 955.1455, at box
office or etix.com.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton
Phone: 888.669.8966
- Dancing with NEPA Stars: July 29,
5:30 p.m., $19
- Dancing with NEPA Stars: Aug. 19,
5:30 p.m., $19
SCRANTON HARDWARE
BAR
519 Linden St., Scranton
570.346.8465
- Crystal Roxx: July 15
- Nowhere Slow: July 16
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- Senses Fail: July 18, 6 p.m., $15
- Kay Kay & His Weathered Under-
ground: Aug. 4, 6 p.m., $12
- The John Butler Trio: Aug. 6, 8 p.m.,
$28
- Rad Bromance: Aug. 11, 6 p.m., $10
SPYGLASS RIDGE WINERY
105 Carroll Road, Sunbury
570.286.9911
www.spyglassridgewinery.com
- 8th Annual Celtic Festival: Aug. 20, 11
a.m.-8 p.m. ft. Seven Nations & Rath-
keltair
- Styx: Aug. 27, 8 p.m.
TOYOTA PAVILION AT
MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton
- Vans Warped Tour: July 14, 11 a.m.,
$43.50
- Lil Wayne / Rick Ross / Keri Hilson /
Far East Movement / Lloyd: July 19, 7
p.m., $62.75-$106.50
- Brad Paisley: July 22, 7 p.m., $34-
$73.90
- Motley Crue / Poison / New York
Dolls: July 31, 7 p.m., $40-$116.15
- Bob Dylan and His Band: Aug 10,
7:30 p.m., $34-$89.90
- Jason Aldean / Eric Church / Jane-
Dear Girls: Aug. 25, 7:30 p.m., $38-
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- Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar
Festival ft. Avenged Sevenfold /
Three Days Grace / Seether / Bullet
For My Valentine / Escape The Fate /
Sevendust / Black Tide / Art Of Dying
/ The Black Cloud Collective: Aug. 27,
2 p.m., $20-$69.99 (on sale 6/17)
VINTAGE THEATER
119 Penn Ave., Scranton
570.589.0271
- The Mad Conductor / No Service
Project / Red Red Indicator: July 15, 8
p.m., $9
- Music For All Festival ft. Tom May of
The Menzingers / Brian Langan /
Rachel Clark / Temptation Denied /
Hobo Soup / Useless Beauty, more:
July 16-17, 5 p.m., $10/day, $15 both
- A Fire With Friends CD release also
ft. Family Animals / Silhouette Lies /
A Social State: July 29, 8 p.m., $7
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Ellie Goulding: July 26, 8 p.m.
- Reel Big Fish / Streetlight Manifes-
to: Aug. 1, 7 p.m.
- Big Audio Dynamite: Aug. 4, 8:30
p.m.
- Nas & Damian Jr. Gong Marley:
Aug. 9, 8 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE
TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- 100 Monkeys / June Divided: July 14,
7 p.m.
- Gomez / Good Old War: July 15, 8
p.m.
- The Glitch Mob / Phantogram & PEX
/ Playloop DJ: July 21, 9 p.m.
- Tim Minchin: July 22, 7 p.m.
- Whos Bad w/ DJ Deejay: July 23, 9
p.m.
- Chris Webby / Tayyib Ali / Gilbere
Forte: July 28, 7 p.m.
- Christina Perri / honeyhoney: July
29, 8 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- The Turtles / Flo & Eddie / The
Association / The Grass Roots / Mark
Lindsay / The Buckinghams: July 13, 8
p.m.
- Johnny Lang: July 15, 8 p.m.
MANN MUSIC CENTER
52nd and Parkside, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.893.1999
- Miranda Cosgrove: July 22, 7:30 p.m.
- Further ft. Phil Lesh & Bob Weir:
July 23, 7:30 p.m.
- The BBCs Blue Planet, The Russian
National Orchestra: July 27-28, 8:30
p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby
Phone: 610.352.2887
- Taking Back Sunday: July 15, 7 p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.2000
- The Mentors: July 13, 8 p.m.
- Mantis Rising Stars: July 16, 6:30
p.m.
- Children of Bodom: July 17, 6 p.m.
- Suburban Sensi: July 22, 6:30 p.m.
- The Legwarmers (80s tribute): July
23, 8 p.m.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
ALLENTOWN FAIR
17th and Chew Streets, Allentown
Phone: 610.435.SHOW
- Bruno Mars/ Raphael Saadiq: Aug.
30, 7 p.m.
- Journey / Foreigner / Night Ranger:
Aug. 31, 7 p.m.
- 3 Doors Down / Carnival of Mad-
ness: Sept. 1, 5 p.m.
- Sugarland: Sept. 2, 7 p.m.
- Marc Anthony: Sept. 3, 7:30 p.m.
- Big Time Rush: Sept. 4, 7 p.m.
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown
Phone: 610.434.460
- This Century / Austin Gibbs: July 19,
6 p.m.
- 100 Monkeys: July 19, 7 p.m.
- Hollywood Undead: July 20, 7 p.m.
- Hinder: July 21, 6:30 p.m.
HERSHEYPARK STADIUM
100 W. Hersheypark Dr., Hershey
Phone: 717.534.3911
- Maroon 5 / Train: Aug. 15, 7 p.m.
- Selena Gomez & The Scene: Aug. 21,
6:30 p.m.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY

BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
- A Perfect Circle: July 15, 8 p.m.
- Lucinda Williams / Amos Lee: July
21, 8 p.m.
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
Bethel NY
www.bethelwoodscenter.org
- Furthur: July 16, 7 p.m.
- 311 / Sublime with Rome: July 25,
6:30 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Get the Led Out: July 15, 7 p.m.
- Stephen Marley: July 16, 7:30 p.m.
IZOD CENTER
50 State Rt. 120
East Rutherford, N.J.
- Rihanna / J. Cole / Cee Lo Green:
July 21, 7:30 p.m.
- Britney Spears / Nicki Minaj / Jessie
and the Toy Boys / Nervo: Aug. 5, 7
p.m.
MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- Josh Groban: Nov. 14, 7:30 p.m.
- Katy Perry: Nov. 16, 8 p.m.
- Taylor Swift: Nov. 21-22, 7 p.m.
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Deadmau5: Oct. 5-6, 8 p.m.
- The Script: Oct. 13, 8 p.m. W
compiled by Nikki Mascali,
Weekender Editor
To send a concert listing, e-mail
weekender@theweekender.com
Rowdy by nature
Greensky Bluegrass is set to perform at Mauch Chunk Opera House (14 W. Broadway, Jim
Thorpe) Friday, July 15 at 7 p.m. in support of its special tour-only release, All Access Volume 2.
All Access encapsulates the bands spirited musicianship and rowdy nature within nearly 30
songs. Greensky Bluegrass has been featured on CNN, performed alongside Mickey Hart and Bill
Kreutzmann of the Grateful Dead and will be on the festival circuit this summer.
Tickets for the MCOH show are $18, visit mauchchunkoperahouse.com or call 570.325.0249 for
info. For more info on the band, visit greenskybluegrass.com.
Congratulations ANTHONY PISANO
Hanover Area High School Graduate
Anthony was the winner of the Weekenders High School Graduation
Party Giveaway! Anthony will receive a party for he and 75 guests at
Bentleys, entertainment by DJ Hersh, gift certificates to Deja Vu and
Addiction Clothing, and bowling from Chackos Family Bowling Center
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Music on the menu
By Alan K. Stout
Weekender Music Columnist
W
hen talking to Dan West
of the band Chasin The
Dog, you get a sense
that the group had been chasin
the dream of recording an album
of original material for nearly a
decade. And now, that dream has
been realized.
Herding Cats, the debut CD
from the Moscow-based band, is
available now at Gallery of
Sound stores. The sometimes
breezy, sometimes earthy and
sometimes driving collection of
tunes was recorded at Windmill
Studios in Mt. Cobb. West says
that though the group has been
together for about 10 years, it was
only after its most recent lineup
change and after years of
playing mostly cover material
that it started writing and work-
ing on the album.
We called it drawing a line in
the sand, says West. We said,
This is what were going to be,
and were going to do it the best
we can. You either like it or you
dont, but this is what weve got.
We just wanted to shoot for our
own identity. And we really felt
the best way to define ourselves
was to show, in our CD, who we
are.
Chasin The Dog features West
on rhythm guitar and vocals,
Fred Forte on lead/rhythm guitar
and vocals, Marc Ciullo on
drums and vocals, Chris Ampt-
man on lead/rhythm guitar and
vocals and Matt Thomas on bass.
Guest musicians on the groups
CD included Joe Paciotti on
harmonica, banjo and vocals, Ian
James on piano and keyboards
and Eric Ritter on bass. The new
CD was produced by Ritter and
the band.
He really did such an out-
standing job, says West of Ritter.
Hes got the most soothing,
calming voice.
Self-described as a jam band,
Chasin The Dog names the
Allman Brothers Band, Grateful
Dead, John Butler Trio, Drive By
Truckers, OAR, Jack Johnson,
Muddy Waters, Albert King, Jimi
Hendrix, Cream, Stevie Ray
Vaughan, Tea Leaf Green, The
Eagles and Creedence Clearwater
Revival as influences. In addition
to original material, the music of
such acts has also appeared in the
Chasin The Dog set list.
West, who serves as the
groups principal songwriter, is
candid when talking about the
inspiration for his lyrics.
Through my life, Ive been
divorced, locked up, homeless,
broke, hooked on drugs any-
thing that you can do, I was, he
says. With that comes a lot of
baggage and inner thoughts, and
I guess thats where it comes
from.
Music, he says, can be cathar-
tic.
I feel like it washes my soul,
he says. When every bad thing
that can happen to you is happen-
ing to you, and you can pick up
your guitar and just start playing
before long you actually for-
get about whats going on, and
youre putting inflections in your
music. You just get lost.
West says that, more than
anything, he hopes listeners find
honesty in the album. He says the
songs were not only inspired by
personal experiences, but also
everything from his disenchant-
ment with the extreme divisive-
ness of Americas political cli-
mate to the plight of Americas
soldiers. In addition to Gallery of
Sound, the CD is also available
through the bands Facebook
page and the entire album is also
posted on its MySpace page at
myspace.com/chasin-the-dog. On
July 23, the band will hold a CD
release party and pig roast at a
friends farm in Springbrook.
Tickets and directions are avail-
able on the bands Facebook
page.
Everything seems to have a
red and purple tint to it, he says
when talking about the bands
live show.
We try to make musical tran-
sitions between songs and put a
show together. Its a tad psy-
chedelic. Its like Widespread
Panic and the Grateful Dead met,
with a tad bit of Drive By Truck-
ers. Lots of wah-wah pedals. W
Moscow-based Chasin The Dog just released its debut,
Herding Cats.
Chasin' The Dog
catches its dream
Ive been divorced, locked up, homeless,
broke, hooked on drugs With that
comes a lot of baggage and inner
thoughts, and I guess thats where
it comes from.
Dan West of Chasin The Dog on his writing inspirations
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Warning: Listening to so
many shrill beats over the
course of Sorry For Party
Rocking might temporarily
deafen you. And bore you, if
electro-hop isnt your bag. On
LMFAOs second full-length
album, MCs/DJs Redfoo and
his nephew Sky Blu, mix ear-
piercing techno that gets saved
sometimes by contagious
rhymes.
The super-short album starter,
Rock the Beat II, begins with
laser sounds and a movie-trail-
er-esque lead in. Sorry For
Party Rocking makes you want
to bounce, but its beat gets old
fast. Hit lead single, Party
Rock Anthem, which features
Lauren Bennett and GoonRock,
is fun with some big synth
flourishes that come along at
the perfect time.
Sexy and I Know It has
handclaps, a throaty beat thats
different from the previous
tracks and silly lyrics like
When Im at the beach, Im in
a Speedo trying to tan my
cheeks. Natalia Kills guests on
Champagne Showers which is
one of the less abrasive tracks
on the album, as is the senti-
mental One Day.
With its annoying siren-like
backbeat, not even Busta
Rhymes can save Take It To
The Hole. Luckily, Best
Night, which features will.i.am,
GoonRock and Eva Simons,
follows and is anthemic and
enjoyable. With You closes
the album on an equally fun
70s-soul vibe.
A deluxe edition of Sorry
For Party Rocking includes
four bonus songs: Put that
A$$ to Work, which urges
ladies to shake that booty like
it was an Etch-A-Sketch; We
Came Here To Party proves
that when GoonRock is in-
volved, songs are more melo-
dious and less harsh while Re-
minds Me of You sounds like
a Drake song. The funky Hot
Dog is a great homage to a
post-clubbing hot dog.
When the duo lets themselves
be without a lot of bells and
whistles, like on One Day or
Best Night, LMFAO is actual-
ly good. Its too bad that side
doesnt get shown more often
on Sorry For Party Rocking.
-- Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
RATING:
W1/2
LMFAO
Sorry For Party Rocking
ALBUM REVIEWS
LMFAO should be ` Sorry'
charts
8. Adele: Rolling in the Deep
7. Jason Derulo: Dont Wanna Go
Home
6. OneRepublic: Good Life
5. Katy Perry: Last Friday Night
(T.G.I.F.)
4. LMFAO: Party Rock Anthem
3. Pitbull/Ne-Yo: Give Me Every-
thing
2. Lupe Fiasco: The ShowGoes On
1. LadyGaga: TheEdgeof
Glory
Top at 8 with Ralphie Aversa
1. Limp Bizkit: Gold Cobra
2. Adele: 21
3. Beyonce: 4
4. Lil Wayne: I Am Not A Human
Being
5. Bruno Mars: Doo Wops &
Hooligans
6. Selena Gomez: When The Sun
Goes Down
7. Taking Back Sunday: Taking Back
Sunday
8. Seether: Holding Onto Strings
Better Left To Fray
9. Rihanna: Loud
10. Adelitas Way: Home School
Valedictorian
Gallery of Sound Top 10 Local Albums
When guitarist and singer Tyondai
Braxton left the band Battles in 2010,
there was fodder that with him went a
heavy portion of the talent. As demon-
strated on its most recent release,
Gloss Drop, Battles is doing just fine
minus one, and the innovative, experi-
mental rock that its perfected is still
laden with pointed melodies and arrest-
ing instrumental techniques.
Though Gloss Drop features guest
vocals that add to the overall delivery,
like on My Machines, with Gary
Numan, and Sweetie & Shag, with
Kazu Makino, its apparent from the
opening track that they arent really
necessary.
And that is because of songs like
Inchworm, which is befittingly named,
with its incremental beats, and White
Electric, which has a symphonic back-
beat that keeps the errant melody from
going too far off the deep end.
Sundome begins with a sound that
can only be described as something out
of Jurassic Park; as it progresses, you
just expect the mooning melancholic
sound to be accompanied by a bronto-
saurus head popping out of nowhere.
The sweetly docile Toddler and the
punchy Dominican Fade act as mock
interludes, offering a brief respite from
the heaviness of some other songs, like
Rolls Bayce.
Anyone can take a sleigh bell and a
guitar and call themselves experimental
rock, but on Gloss Drop, Battles
does it with such a deliberately orches-
trated level of extreme, its hard not to
be won over. The band continues to be
creative and unconventional, but still
accessible.
-- Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
Battles
"Gloss Drop"
Rating: W W W W
Battles puts
up a good fight
For nearly three decades, Brazilian
metal band Sepultura has used brutal,
dark imagery and a heavy, droning, dirge-
like sound to challenge the notion that its
homeland is a paradise of beaches and
rainforests. Despite lineup changes and
the loss of founders Max and Igor Caval-
era, the band soldiered on and has recent-
ly released its 12th studio album, Kai-
ros. The album is as close as one could
get to having a classic sound, which in
Sepulturas case means death metal with
tribal influences in the rhythm section.
From the opening chords of Spec-
trum, it becomes clear that Sepultura is
not intent on just being heard, but instead
wants to reach out and grab hold of the
listener and not let go until the album is
over. Up next is the title track, followed
by the hard-charging Relentless, before
coming to 2011, the first of some in-
strumental tracks on the album. There is
no real filler to speak of, and highlights
from the rest of the album include
Mask, Structure Violence (Azzes),
and a cover of Ministrys Just One Fix.
In the end, Kairos is a solid album
from front to back and has a very pure
death-metal sound. The only detractor for
some fans may be the garbled, growling
vocals, which are, for better or for worse,
a hallmark of Sepulturas music. Kairos
isnt the bands best album, but its defi-
nitely worth adding to the collection of
both the casual and the dedicated fan.
-- Michael Irwin
Weekender Correspondent
The sound
of classic
Sepultura
Sepultura
Kairos
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car and bike
2nd Annual Rockers Roll July
23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., at Tomato Festival
grounds in Pittston. Features cafe
racers, mods, rockers, vintage and
classic motorcycles, music, contests,
more. People Choice Awards for
favorite motorcycles, best rocker
leather, favorite pin-up girl. Visit
farleyandace.com, contact ace@far-
leyandace.com or call 570.313.2609
for info or to be a vendor.
3rd Annual Pocono Drag
Lodge Reunion Aug. 6, 648 Mead-
ow Run Road, Bear Creek, off route 115.
$5, $15 for cars. Free dash plaques
first 350 show cars. DJ, food, automo-
tive swap meet. Event includes Warm-
land Mighty 590 reunion. For info call
845.635.3662 or e-mail
ecoair9798@aol.com.
3rd Annual Xmas in July
Kruise to Janet Weis Chil-
drens Hospital July 23, 10 a.m.
leaving Chackos Bowling Alley. Ac-
cepting unwrapped donations. No
stuffed animals or latex toys. For info
contact 570.574.3351 or myu-
da65@aol.com.
5th Annual Ride &Showfor
Motorcycles, Classic Cars &
Trucks: July 16, registration10:30
a.m., departs noon, Schoch Harley
Davidson, Snydersville. Ends at West
End Fire Hall, Brodheadsville. $20, w/
door prize ticket, meal, drink. Live
music. Proceeds benefit Camp Papil-
lon Pet Adoption & Rescue Sanctuary
Fund. Info: 570.420.0450, 992.7500,
camppapillon.org.
6th Annual Tommy Z. Memo-
rial Car, Street Rod and Bike
ShowAug. 27, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Crest-
wood High School parking lot. Rain
date Aug. 28. Registration $10/until
Aug. 6, $12/Aug. 7-day of. Food, re-
freshments, music, raffles. Dash
plaques to all participants. No pets or
alcohol. For application, call
570.868.6515.
8th Annual Rod and Custom
Cruise-In Aug. 12, 13, 14, gates 8
a.m., Bloomsburg Fairgrounds, $5,
$10/3-day pass. $30 to enter car. Wing
eating contest, prom night, camping,
more. For info: 570.387.2000, crui-
sein@bloomhealth.net, rodandcus-
tomcruisin.com.
109th Artillery Heritage
Association Car Cruz July 18,
Aug. 15, Sept. 19, 6-9 p.m., Applebees
(253 Wilkes-Barre Twp. Blvd., Wilkes-
Barre). Prizes, giveaways, info on
Veterans Benefits. All vehicle types
welcome. Call 570.824.7015 for info.
Car Cruise Fridays July 22, Aug.
19, Sept. 16, 6 p.m.-? Curry Donuts (S.
Pennsylvania Ave, Wilkes-Barre).
Coal Cracker Cruisers
(570.876.4034)
Cruise Nights at Advance Auto: Rt.
6 Carbondale, 1st Fri. of month
through Sept., 6-9 p.m., food, music,
door prizes, trophies.
13th Annual Car Show: Sept. 18,
gates 9 a.m., Carbondale Area High
School. $2/gen. admission, children
under 12 free. Cars on field by noon.
$8/pre-registration until Sept. 10,
$10/day of show. AACA winners must
pre-register. Live music. Proceeds
benefit local charities. Visit on Face-
book under CoalCrackerCruisers.
Cruisin at McDonalds Car
Cruise Aug. 12, Sept. 9, 6 p.m., McDo-
nalds (Village Center, Rte. 590, Ham-
lin). Trophies, 50-50s, giveaways.
Music by Rickie Z. Benefits Ronald
McDonald House. For more info, call
570.969.8998.
Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hili-
tesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477,
John 574.7470). Events feature door
prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing,
more.
July 16, Aug. 20, 5-8 p.m., Twist &
Shake, Pikes Creek.
Aug. 6, 1-4 p.m., Meadows Nursing &
Rehabilitation Center (55 W. Center
Hill Road, Dallas).
Laura Krepps Fight for Life
Poker Run July 24, registration
11:30 a.m.-1 p.m., American Legion Post
609, Hanover Twp. $10, first 20 free
T-shirt. Stops at Rich & Charlottes,
Harveys Lake, JJ Bankos, Nanticoke,
Crossroads Inn, Mountain Top, Amer-
ican Legion Post 609. Music by Break
Down Jimmy. Hot dog eating contest.
Proceeds go to Hospice of the Sacred
Heart.
Montage Mountain Classics
(Thurs., 6-9 p.m., Fri., 6-10 p.m., Sat.,
5-9 p.m.)
McDonalds (South Side Plaza,
Scranton): Aug. 12, Sept. 9
Johnny Rockets (Montage Moun-
tain): July 16, Aug. 20, Sept. 17
Valley Auto Parts (Moosic Road, Old
Forge): July 28, Aug. 25, Sept. 22
Pocono Mountain Street
Rods Friday Night Cruise
July 22, 6-10 p.m., Viewmont Mall.
July 29, 6-10 p.m., 9th St. & Lacka-
wanna Ave.
Aug. 26, 6-10 p.m., Viewmont Mall.
The Villa Capri Cruisers (101
Jane St., Dunmore, 570.344.2014,
www.villacapricruisers.com)
Cruise Night: 3rd Fri. through Sept.,
6 p.m., all vehicles welcome.
Cruise Night: 2nd Sun. through
Sept., 6 p.m., TGI Fridays (Route 6,
Dickson City), all vehicles welcome.
WVWAquatics Club Classic
Car ShowJuly 24, registration 9
a.m.-noon, judging12:30-2:30 p.m.,
awards 3 p.m., Wyoming Valley West
High School (150 Wadham St., Ply-
mouth). Rain date July 31. $10 per car.
Dash plaques to first 100 cars. All
vehicle types welcome. Proceeds
benefit WVW Water Polo Team. Call
570.822.4484 for info.
Wyoming Valley Motorcycle
Club (570.598.WVMC)
Summer Poker Run in memory of
Charlie Burke: July 17
Summer party at Konefals Grove:
Aug. 20
Bikes for Tykes Poker Run in mem-
ory of George Thompson: Sept. 18
Fall Poker Run in memory of Tony
Lavelle: Oct. 16 W
E-mail your event to
weekender@theweekender.com
or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline
for publication: Monday at 2
p.m. two weeks prior to event.
novel approach
I
n Lisa Sees Dreams of Joy,
readers embark on a passage
of identity through a winding
path edged by deceit. In 1950s
Los Angeles, Joy clutches to her
sheets following the discovery of
her identity. Shes a beautiful and
resilient young woman just short
of her sophomore year of college.
In spite of her good fortune,
Pandoras box opens, and Joy
finds herself torn between the
person she once was, and the
reality that currently exists.
Everything I thought I knew
about my birth, my parents, my
grandparents, and who I am has
been a lie.
As some readers may know,
Pearl and May are Joys mother
and aunt who coexist as main
characters in Lees previous
novel, Shanghai Girls. Though
this is a continuation of the previ-
ous novel, Dreams of Joy can
be read independently.
As Joy comes to realize, both
her mother and aunt spent their
young lives in their native China
as models in the 1930s before
migrating to L.A.s Chinatown.
They fall in love with the same
artist who paints them, which
becomes the backdrop to Joys
most prevalent search in the
novel.
However, the first installment
is appropriate to read as Pearl
and Mays sentiments about
China during the time they lived
there and how it changed over
time is the difference between
night and day. While the sisters
still harbor some fondness about
their modeling days, they cannot
rid the nightmares that befell
them as young women following
the Japanese invasion.
In a way, Joy romanticizes
their past and believes that her
effort to seek out her own identi-
ty will be empowering. Unlikely
that such could be attained con-
sidering Joy leaves America in
1957, at the time of Mao Ze-
dongs Great Leap Forward.
In history, the movement was
proposed in order to make Chi-
nas economy rival that of Amer-
ica, but the Forward instead
became something of deviation
once famine struck between
1958-1962. Joy describes the
vivid nature of people in China
during that time facing cannibal-
ism or starvation: Hunger has
turned me into an old woman
nearing death.
Though Dreams of Joy is a
work of fiction, See has proven
to be an illustrious writer with
cultural and historical under-
standing. Her research regarding
her own familial history and
Maos movement, which histori-
ans assert, led to 45 million fatal-
ities, is not only accurate, but
also important when describing
the dire straits of the Chinese
population during the period.
The primary secrets are real-
ized in the beginning of the nov-
el. But, as the story develops, Joy
realizes that secrets aside, the
most important identity she ever
had was not in China, but her
connection to Pearl and May.
Dreams of Joy
By Lisa See
Rating: W W W1/2
Identity
crisis
See has proven to
be an illustrious
writer with cultural
and historical
understanding.
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I
f youre planning to attend the
Vans Warped Tour on Thurs-
day, July 14, one of the 68
bands scheduled to appear that
you wont want to miss is
D.R.U.G.S., aka Destroy Rebuild
Until God Shows, which will
play this years Teggart Main
Stage.
This Michigan-based five-
piece rock band is new to the
scene as a group, but the mem-
bers are music veterans, especial-
ly on the Warped Tour. With the
members hailing from popular
acts like Chidos, Matchbook
Romance, Underminded, From
First to Last and Story of the
Year, this determined group of
guys is ready to put on one hell
of a show.
I wanted to choose a bunch of
dudes that deserved more than
what they got from their previous
bands, lead singer Craig Owens
said, phoning in right before his
bus was about to leave for the
tour. We are all super-talented
and deserve a second chance at
this.
Owens parted ways with his
former band Chidos, but was not
ready to leave the music scene.
Instead of finding new musicians
who had not been at a high level,
he started pulling musicians out
of the woodwork who were look-
ing to succeed.
We are all passionate about
our band. Owens said. I went
down the list of the most talent-
ed, fun and responsible guys that
I could find. I got very lucky
with these guys.
D.R.U.G.S. has done nothing
but focus on its music since its
formation in early 2010. Soon
after Owens announced the li-
neup via YouTube videos, the
group started putting songs to-
gether. Singles were released in
late 2010, and a self-titled album
followed in February.
Since the albums release,
D.R.U.G.S. has toured non-stop
playing headlining shows across
the U.S. and Owens has loved
every second of it.
We all want to recapture the
moment when you first start
playing music, he said. Where
youd sit in a garage and play the
same song 10 times in a row and
say, Wow! This is awesome, I
cant believe I just created this!
Having fun and enjoying our-
selves is what this band is really
all about.
Dont make music if youre
not having fun doing it. Being
the band that ignores fans is such
a shit cop out. Theres a lot of
people at Warped; you have to
work hard and play one of the
most energetic sets so that people
come out and watch. You always
have to connect with fans
through appearances and au-
tograph signings.
D.R.U.G.S. will be playing
acoustic and signing autographs
at the Weekender/Go Lackawan-
na Party Deck at the Scranton
date.
The group has earned reviews
from press outlets across the
country for having a lively stage
presence, and Owens said the
band wont disappoint when it
arrives Thursday.
Make sure you let everyone
know to look for our set time on
the big blow-up balloon. Whatev-
er time were playing, early or
late, do not miss us. We havent
played Scranton yet, and we are
going to rock it to the f---ing
ground. W
Vans Warped Tour, Thurs., July
14, 11 a.m., Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain (1000 Mon-
tage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton). $43.50, via box office,
Ticketmaster. Info: vanswar-
pedtour.com
D.R.U.G.S. will play on the Warped Tours Teggart Main
Stage.
Get hooked
on these
D.R.U.G.S.
By Matt Morgis
Weekender Intern
Dont make music if youre not having
fun doing it. Being the band that ignores
fans is such a shit cop out.
Craig Owens of D.R.U.G.S.
Had an encounter with someone famous? If so, the Weekender wants
your pictures for our Starstruck.
It doesnt matter if it happened five months ago or five years ago. Send
us your photo, your name, hometown, the celebrity you met, and when
and where you met them, and well run one photo here each week. E-mail
high resolution JPEGs to weekender@theweekender.com, or send your
photos to Starstruck, c/o The Weekender, 15 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, PA,
18703.
starstruck
From left, Bruce Gutterman, Brian Llewellyn, Derek
Jeter of the New York Yankees and Ken Ralston in a
box at a New Jersey Nets game in Dec. 2002 while
the guests of one of the Nets owners
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movie review
I
s Charlie Day some kind of
mad, comic genius? Probably
not, but the guy does veer
incredibly close to genius at
times. After all, it takes more
than just mere talent to make that
deranged, borderline psychotic,
milksteak-loving weirdo he plays
on Its Always Sunny In Phila-
delphia not only funny, but
likable. And Days natural ability
to turn loathsome creeps into
charming underdogs remains the
greatest asset in Horrible Boss-
es. Who else could play a regis-
tered sex offender (his character
was caught urinating in a play-
ground after dark) who contin-
ually spurns the aggressive sex-
ual advances of Jennifer Aniston
who, incidentally, looks great
in bangs and still remain the
most sympathetic character in the
movie? Answer: Don Knotts. But
hes dead, so probably nobody.
But to be fair, as funny as Day
often is in the film, hes sur-
rounded by an equally talented
ensemble cast who all make
Horrible Bosses far more in-
teresting and amusing than it has
any right to be.
Day, Saturday Night Lives
Jason Sudeikis and Jason Bate-
man star as three friends whose
lives are complicated by their
moderately evil bosses. Bateman
has to deal with the vicious mind
games of a sociopathic Kevin
Spacey. Sudeikis is forced to
carry out the cruel whims of a
dimwitted Colin Farrell, and Day
is being blackmailed into having
sex with the perpetually horny
Aniston. In this apocalyptic
economy, quitting your job is no
longer a viable option, so the trio
decides to do the next best thing:
Theyll murder their superiors.
But even under the helpful guid-
ance of a murder consultant
(Jamie Foxx), homicide is never
as easy as it looks, and it isnt
long before the trios not-so-well-
laid plans go awry.
Theres a casual indifference
behind Horrible Bosses, almost
as if director Seth Gordon turned
the camera on, told his cast to
just make shit up or whatever,
and then wandered off the set for
a smoke. The pacing is oddly
slow, and the visually unappeal-
ing camerawork makes it re-
semble a bad FX-ready sitcom.
Yet unlike Gordons previous
film Four Christmases, which
leaned heavily on gross-out gags
and Vince Vaughns overbearing
smarminess, the cast of Horrible
Bosses are almost all skilled
improvisers and have amazing
chemistry together. Apart from
obvious standout Day, Sudeikis
also earns plenty of laughs as a
waspy, condescending dolt who
at one point argues with Bateman
over which of them would be
more rape-able in prison. But
the films biggest shocker is
Aniston. She charmingly plays
her unhinged, skanky character
as if she was the female lead in a
romantic comedy. Its a strange
but funny choice, and its always
amusing to watch as she growls
out her filthy dialogue in the
sweetest most unassuming way
possible.
Unlike last months Bad
Teacher, which practically
strained itself to appear shocking
and outrageous, Horrible Boss-
es tackles its pitch-black subject
matter with relative ease. Perhaps
a little too much ease because at
times Horrible Bosses doesnt
seem to be trying at all. Although
a strong comedy, the film is far
too improvisatory, loose and
often lacks focus. With the right
director, Horrible Bosses could
have been an instant classic, but
instead its just one of the best
comedies released this summer
that isnt Bridesmaids.
From left, Jason Bateman is stepped on by Kevin Spacey as Colin Farrell terrorizes Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day
is accosted by Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses.
By Mike Sullivan
Weekender Correspondent
Good cast carries 'Horrible'
reel attractions
Captain America is ready to open a can of
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Opening this week:
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Winnie the Pooh
Opening next week:
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Friends With Benefits
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theater listings
ACTORS CIRCLE AT
PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reserva-
tions: 570.342.9707, www.actorscir-
cle.org)
Auditions for The Ladies of the
Camellias: July 17-18, 7 p.m. Men &
women, age 20 and up. For info con-
tact the director at 575.2223.
BLOOMSBURG THEATER
ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283,
www.bte.org)
The Landlover: A Pirate Musical:
July 21-31. Tues.-Thurs., 1 p.m.; Thurs.-
Sat., 7:30 p.m.; Sun., 3 p.m. $13/adult,
$7/under 12. Group rates available. For
tickets, call box office.
KISS (KIDS INNOVATING
STAGE & SOUND) THEATER
(in old movie theater at Wyoming
Valley Mall), www.kisstheatre.org,
570.991.1818/0844)
Urinetown: July 15-16, 22-23, 7 p.m.,
July 17, 24, 2 p.m. Tickets available
online.
THE LAKESIDE PLAYERS
(Lakeville Community Hall, Route 590,
Lakeville, across from Caesars Cove
Haven, 570.226.6207, www.lakesi-
deplayers.net)
Free Theater Camp: July 18-22,
6:30-8:30 p.m. Ages 9-13. Theater
games, rehearse scenes, learn the
basics of acting. Kids interested in
working behind the scenes also wel-
come. Children will perform July 23.
For info, call 570.857.2226.
MASQUE PRODUCTIONS AT
THE GROVE THEATRE
(5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola,
570.868.3582, grovetickets@fron-
tier.com, www.nuangola-grove.com)
Forever Plaid: July 15-24, Fri./Sat. 8
p.m., Sun. 3 p.m. Presented cabaret
style, audience members encouraged
to BYOB, mixers/snacks available. Call
or e-mail for reservations/info.
THE PHOENIX PERFORMING
ARTS CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.991.1817,
www.phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenix-
pac08@aol.com)
13 musical: July 15-16, 7 p.m., 17, 1
p.m. $10. Call for reservations. Present-
ed by Limelight Players.
POCONO SHAKES
(PoconoShakes@gmail.com)
Auditions for Macbeth: July 16, 10
a.m.-7 p.m.; July 18, 5 p.m.-9 p.m.,
Muses, Graces and Fates Academy (530
Main St., Stroudsburg). Actors, singers,
musicians. Monologues appreciated,
not required. Tunes appreciated for
musicians. Be prepared to read from
script. All roles except Macbeth. Sept.
performances.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Sisters of Swing: The Story of the
Andrew Sisters: through Sept. 3.
$28/adults, $25/seniors, $15/children
under 12. Advance purchase advised,
can be made at theshawneeplayhouse-
.com or 570.421.5093. Meal, show, group
packages available.
TEATRO BENEFITO
The Cat, The Sun, and The Mirror:
July 16, 4:30 p.m., Canteen 900 (900
Rutter Ave., Kingston). $16/adult, $6/kid
or student with ID. Light refreshments
available. For info call 570.338.2547.
WYOMING SEMINARY
PERFORMING ARTS
INSTITUTE
Cabaret Recital: July 14, 8 p.m.,
Buckingham Performing Arts Center
(North Sprague Avenue, Kingston). Call
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A plaid look back
The musical revue Forever Plaid will run July 15-24 at the
Grove Theatre (5177 Nuangola Road, Nuangola). The show,
which is presented by Masque Productions, is a look back at the
music of the close harmony groups of the 1950s, such as the
Four Aces and the Four Freshmen.
Performance times are Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m. and Sun-
days at 3 p.m. Forever Plaid is presented cabaret style, and
audience members are encouraged to BYOB, mixers and snacks
will be available. For reservations or info, call 868.3582 or e-mail
grovetickets@frontier.com. Pictured above are Kyle Segurra and
Kevin Holbert (kneeling) and Dave Baker and T.J. Major in a
scene from the show.
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arped Tour al-
ways seems to
have the same
constants every year:
The weather is hotter
than the crotch of a
skinny-jean-wearing
rocker, annoying hand-
outs fromanimal rights
activists, condomven-
dors and musicians who
wish they were on the
tour and of course,
the never-ending maze
of merch tents you have
to weasel through just to
see the next act on your
list.
Warped is a day that
kicks a fans ass in plain
terminology, and we all
have our opinions on
why we choose whether
to attend. But what is it
like for the bands, and
what do they think of
the tour? The Week-
ender checked in with a
fewWarped Tour veter-
ans and virgins to find
out what being on the
tour is really like.
Chris DeMakes,
Less Than Jake
Stage: Teggart Main Stage
Recent Release: Greetings
fromLess Than Jake (EP)
My favorite part is being able
to engage with the audience in a
different way. People get so bom-
barded with electronic advertise-
ments now. Warped is a great way
to get rid of the Twitters and just
interact with your fans on a per-
sonal level, something you may
not be able to do on other tours.
You can actually shake their hand,
look themin eye and say, Hey,
thanks for buying my record.
And that still means a lot to most
people.
Josh Withenshaw,
Every Avenue
Stage: Nintendo 3DS
Upcoming release: Bad Hab-
its, Aug. 2
There are the obvious reasons
its different: Its an all-day festiv-
al, every single day, instead of a
three- or four-hour show. Its hot
very, very hot, and there are a
lot more people. The people,
though, is the best part. We get to
hang out with some of our best
friends, and make newones. We
get to barbecue with themevery
night, and its just a good time.
Matt Wilson,
Set Your Goals
Stage: Advent Clothing Stage
Recent release: Burning At
Both Ends
Its definitely a very hard tour
because of the conditions. Its
very hot and very dirty; there
arent a lot of showers. You meet
and gain so many newfans,
though. Were lucky enough to do
it on a bus, so for us its a chance
to play in front of a ton of people
and hang out with some of the
best friends weve made over the
years.
Warped through the eyes
of its bands
By Matt Morgis
Weekender Intern
RIVER CITY EXTENSION
SET YOUR GOALS
EVERY AVENUE
LESS THAN JAKE
Fred Mascherino,
Terrible Things
Stage: Ernie Ball Stage
Recent release: Terrible
Things
We are looking at Warped as
the biggest tour weve done so far
as a newband. Its kind of a hope-
ful time for us. There are no other
tours that can be compared to this
one. Its a 10-hour-plus day in the
sun, every single day. Everyone is
hot and thirsty, and we all just
kind of connect on a personal
level. I think we made most of our
fans on this tour based on that.
Were suffering with them, then
we got on stage, and they say,
Hey, those are the people I was
just complaining with for the last
hour. We all just relate.
MCLars &Weerd
Science
Stage: Skullcandy
Recent release: Indie Rocket
Science
This is my fourth time playing
the tour, and I can never think of a
better way to spend my summer.
People say its a punk-rock festiv-
al, which is kind of true. Its just a
way to experience the best under-
ground music. Were out here
every day with some of the best
current acts in the world, and
were all undergoing the same
circumstances. We all just con-
nect: Bands, fans, crew, every-
one. Weerd Science (Josh
Eppard)
For me, Warped is a newway
to interact with the newgener-
ation of music lovers. Ive never
done it before, so the whole expe-
rience is just new.
The days are what is killer,
though. I wake up around 7 a.m.,
plaster the venues with posters of
what time were playing, then hit
up the line outside and ask people
to come see us. By the time the
showends, and were packing up
our gear, its 11at night. Then we
sleep, and do it all over again. Its
a lot different fromyour standard
four-hour-day club shows. - MC
Lars (AndrewNielsen)
Joe Heafy,
Shut Up &Deal
Stage: Kevin Says Stage
Recent release: This Ones
for Me (EP)
Warped Tour is kind of the
place that you earn your stripes.
Our biggest challenge is coming
out every day and playing a bunch
of songs no one has ever heard
before. We have to convince
everyone that were worth know-
ing. Were always up against
someone huge, like the Simple
Plans and Every Avenues, but at
the same time, weve experienced
a fewkids that come buy our CD
even if they didnt get around to
watching our set because their
plan was to see one of those big-
ger acts. Something like that
doesnt happen on other tours.
Jason Lancaster,
Go Radio
Stage: Nintendo 3DS
Recent release: Lucky Street
Whats cool about Warped is
obviously being able to play in
front of newpeople, but also
seeing everything go up because
of it. Website hits, Facebook likes,
Twitter followers, things like that
continue to go up every day after
we play a set and just proves that
everything is worth it. Not only
are we selling more CDs and
getting the word out the day of the
show, but those people tell their
friends, and it helps even more.
You go in, and it kind of sucks at
parts, but everyone is a lot happier
once you come out on the other
side.
Joe Michelini,
River City Extension
Stage: Kevin Says Stage
Recent release: The Unmis-
takeable Man
Ive never done Warped be-
fore. I look forward to visiting all
of the cities. I amexcited to be on
the tour, but I ama little appre-
hensive. I think its going to be
difficult to do with so many peo-
ple in one vehicle. But I do figure,
if we get through this alive, we
can get through anything as a
band. W
Vans Warped Tour, Thurs., July
14, 11 a.m., Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain (1000 Mon-
tage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton). $43.50, via box office,
Ticketmaster. Info: vanswar-
pedtour.com
Warped Tour is kind of the
place that you earn your
stripes.
Joe Heafy,
Shut Up & Deal
TERRIBLE THINGS
GO RADIO
SHUT UP & DEAL
MC LARS & WEERD
SCIENCE
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BAZAARS/FESTIVALS
2nd Annual Scranton/
Wilkes-Barre Pagan & Proud
Festival Aug. 28, 11 a.m.-6 p.m.,
Lazybrook Park (SR6, Tunkhannock).
$5/carload. Bring canned goods.
Music by Norsewind until 1 p.m.;
Tiffany Apan/Jason English, 1-3 p.m.;
Project Wendigo, 3-5 p.m.; Open Drum
Circle, 5-6 p.m. Workshops on the
hour, crafts, food, Harvest Ritual at 3
p.m. Vendors, $50 for 10x10.
20th Annual Ukrainian Folk
Festival Aug. 21, noon, Ukrainian
American Sport Center (Tryzub,
County Line and Lower State Roads,
Horsham). Open to public, $15, $10/
students, free/kids under 15. Stage
show 1:30-4:30 p.m. Public dance
4:30-8 p.m. Proceeds benefit youth
soccer, cultural programming. For
info, visit tryzub.org.
Mountaintop Hose Company
No. 1 38th Annual Bazaar
July 15-17, Fri. 5:30 p.m., Sat. 5 p.m.,
Sun. 4 p.m. Food, games, prizes,
drawings, more. Firemens Parade,
Sat., 5 p.m., Pat Ward Magic Show, 7
p.m. New Merchandise Auction Sun.,
5 p.m.
St. Mary Byzantine Catholic
Church Summer Festival Aug.
5-6, 5-10 p.m., 7, noon-10 p.m., Parish
social hall (enter on 522 Madison St.,
Wilkes-Barre). Games, prizes, food,
baked goods, raffle, silent auction,
free blood pressure screening. In-
door flea market. Live entertainment.
St. Marys/SS. Peter and
Pauls Churches Annual
Summer Festival July 14-16, 6
p.m. nightly on grounds of St. Marys
School (corner of Hawthorne, Spring
Streets, Avoca). Live music, polka,
food, raffles, face painting, more. For
info call 570.457.3412.
BENEFITS / CHARITY
EVENTS
3rd Annual Sound for Sco-
liosis July 29-30, 4 p.m.-2 a.m., 31,
noon-2 a.m., Heils Place (1002 Wheel-
er Avenue, Dunmore). $15/person,
$40/person for 3 day pass. For
tickets, call 570.558.9247. Food,
beverages, live music, guest speak-
ers, silent auction. Proceeds benefit
National Scoliosis Foundation.
4th Annual Country Concert
& Motorcycle Ride for Cystic
Fibrosis Aug 21, concert 1 p.m., $5,
under 12/free. American Legion Post
781 Grounds, Mountain Top. Jeanne
Zano Band, Crystal Martinez, Tommy
Guns Band, Farmers Daughter, Kar-
tune, Big Carl & Sundance, Lena & the
South Street Band, Keystone Juke-
box. Raffles, tricky trays, pony rides,
more. Pig roast lunch, $5; $1 beer/
soda. Ride: $10/person, register 9:30
a.m., Kmart (Rte. 309, Wilkes-Barre
Twp.). Leaves 11:30 a.m., concludes at
American Legion Post 781. For info,
paigeceaser.com.
4th Annual Zachary Shoe-
maker Dodgeball Tourney
July 17, noon, Nanticoke Armory, $10.
8/team, deadline day of. Raffle tick-
ets, music. Call 570.574.5945 or
contact dodgeball4zack@gmail.com
for info.
19th Annual Hook OMalley
5K Run/Walk Against Can-
cer Aug. 21, registration 8:15-9:45
a.m., race 10 a.m., McDade Park,
Scranton. $12/pre-registration, $15
day of. Rain or shine. T-shirts for
first 50 registered. To pre-register,
call 570.346.1828.
Benefit for Norma J. Sheri-
dan Aug. 20, 4-9 p.m., 20th Ward
Social Club (2028 Pittston Ave.,
Scranton). $8/adult, $5/kids under 12,
free/kids under 3. Advance tickets
available by calling 570.780.0855.
Candys Place (570.714.8800)
Show Your Passion Through Your
Fashion 2: July 24, 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m.,
The Woodlands, Plains Twp. $25/
person, $250/table of ten, $100/
vendors. Call for info.
Community Garden Fun-
draiser to Benefit Lauries
Community Garden July 24, 4-7
p.m., Jacks Drafthouse (802 Prescott
Ave., Scranton). $15 donation. Enter
to win pesto competition. Locally
grown, ethnic food. Cash prizes,
raffles, herb-infused cocktails, cash
bar. Donations made out to Shalom
CDC. For info, to enter competition,
find Shalom Scranton on Facebook,
call 570.941.0411, 351-1822, visit Sha-
lomScranton.org.
Dance in the No Bully Zone
Aug. 6, register 8:30-9:15 a.m., dance
9:30 a.m.-noon, Wyoming Valley West
High School. $10 until Aug. 3, $15/
door. Noon-3 p.m.: singers Mike
Dougherty, Kendall Mosley, speaker
Charles Balogh, World Class Boxing.
Info: 570.690.6003, kick-
boxn@gmail.com.
Fight for Air Walk Compli-
mentary Kickoff Luncheon
for Participants Sept. 7, noon-1
p.m., Unos Restaurant, Dickson City.
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 43
puzzles
ACROSS
1 Houston acronym
5 Have a bug
8 Urban pall
12 Black, in poetry
13 Expert
14 Hemingway
nickname
15 Join with a blowtorch
16 Ultramodernist
17 Formerly, formerly
18 Moe, Larry or Shemp
20 Croon
22 Property
26 Get more ammo
29 Shade source
30 Triggers rider
31 - Major (constellation)
32 Pigs digs
33 Existed
34 That mans
35 Bucks mate
36 Carries
37 Integer, e.g.
40 Daytime drama
41 Cruel
45 Too
47 Courics network
49 Thought
50 Cut of pork
51 Reaction to
skyrockets
52 Standard
53 Undersized
54 Aye opposer
55 Icky stuff
DOWN
1 Information
2 Help underhandedly
3 Ones performance
4 Pyrenees nation
5 Breathing problem
6 Anger
7 Without precision
8 Exhausted
9 Dennis the Menace
girl
10 Chances, for short
11 Roscoe
19 Jewel
21 Doctrine
23 - Eat Cake
24 Ripped
25 Spuds buds
26 Rhine feeder
27 Huron neighbor
28 Booth, e.g.
32 Trace
33 Employed
35 CSI evidence
36 Commandment count
38 Daft
39 Full, as eyebrows
42 American -
43 Infamous ddler
44 Moist
45 Matterhorn, for one
46 Reed or Rawls
48 Feathery neckpiece
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By Janelle Engle
Special to the Weekender
from a
barbie chick
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d never been a very athletic
child, which is why my
mom, in an attempt to
broaden my horizons, signed me
up for softball. Seconds into the
game, it was clear that had been
a mistake on her part.
While all the other little girls
were out getting messy and
running the bases, you could
find me sitting down, perfectly
content in the outfield picking
flowers and putting them in my
hair. Its safe to say not much
has changed.
Im still that girl who would
rather pick flowers and put
them in her hair than ever go
anywhere near a softball. When
youre smaller, theres something
about being outdoors and hav-
ing flowers in your hair that
makes you feel like you are no
longer human, but a fairy prin-
cess of sorts, friend of every
creature big and small. Now,
you can achieve a similar earthy
vibe at any age with flower hair
accessories.
I know what youre probably
thinking, floral for summer?
Groundbreaking.
But at the same time, its just
the right thing to add to a sim-
ple outfit thats perfect for this
time of year when you want
your style to be fresh and ef-
fortless. Going by hair length,
girls with shorter hair should
opt for smaller, daintier flowers,
while the longer the length of
hair, the bigger the flower you
can usually pull off.
Although, whether its hair
clips or hair bands, one thing to
keep in mind is that while real
flowers are clearly not the best
way to execute this trend, for
obvious reasons, still be picky
with synthetic options. Just
because they arent real doesnt
mean they shouldnt look like
you went off and picked them
fresh from the garden yourself
or in my case, the outfield.
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Flowers in your hair are the perfect addition to
summers simple styles.
PHOTO BY
MATT HANNON
Flowers from
the outfield
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T
he day-long festival known
as the Vans Warped Tour
is notorious for having a
deluge of musical acts and pro-
viding sweaty, exhausting, rau-
cous fun, all for the price of one
little admission ticket. For Matt
Thiessen, the lead singer of Re-
lient K, all of that is what makes
this, the bands third year touring
with Warped, worth the effort.
Its just always fun to see
where you fit in with the roster,
he explained when he checked in
with the Weekender recently
from the tours stop in Pomona,
Calif. And then theres just the
hippie, camping element of being
dirty and sweaty and rock n
roll, kind of communing with the
kids that are there, too.
The melting pot aspect of
Warped Tour, which hits the
Toyota Pavilion at Montage
Mountain Thursday, July 14,
appeals to Thiessen, and though
Relient K fits into the general
punk genre one associates with
the tour, the band has also experi-
enced success within the Chris-
tian rock community.
But for Thiessen, labels dont
matter.
Were just glad that we get to
be ourselves and people dont
hate us, he said, laughing.
Weve never really cared about
what box people put us in.
Perhaps that approach is what
has made the band, which Thies-
sen founded with guitarist Matt
Hoopes in 1998 and features
John Warne on bass, Ethan Luck
on drums and Jon Schneck on
guitars, such a success. The
decidedly earnest music is anoth-
er factor that keeps fans coming
back for more.
I tend to write a lot about
personal experience, Thiessen
explained. And I wear my heart
on my sleeve a little bit, some-
times too much.
He added that the band is
hoping to get back into the studio
in November to start recording
some new songs, including some
that are less about real-life and
more about telling a fictional
story.
Until then, fans have K is for
Karaoke to pore over, which
features covers of songs by ev-
eryone from Cyndi Lauper to
Justin Bieber, and a follow-up
cover album featuring Thiessens
personal favorite, Motorcycle
Drive By by Third Eye Blind,
will likely be released in the fall.
The band has always had the
idea of doing a compilation of
covers on the back burner, espe-
cially after seeing some of its
biggest influences, like MxPx
and New Found Glory, do the
same.
Weve been playing cover
songs for 11 years, changing
them up every tour, (but) we
never actually tracked any of
them, so this was a good oppor-
tunity for us to do that, Thiessen
said.
He also explained that over the
course of those 11 years, the
bands sound has been influenced
by the process of growing up and
maturing more than anything
else.
Every year that goes by, you
educate yourself a little more, he
said. You get into new artists or
even classic artists. Im more in
tune with Paul Simon than Ive
ever been in my life, and I feel
like that cant be a bad thing for
my songwriting. And stuff like
that happens as you just grow
older and, hopefully, more in-
telligent. W
Relient K embraces
Warped melting pot
By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
RELIENT K
Were just glad that we get to be our-
selves and people dont hate us. Weve
never really cared about what box people
put us in.
Matt Thiessen of Relient K
W
hen most people think of
the Vans Warped Tour,
they think of it as a festiv-
al for skateboarders and punk-
music fans. Its not a wrong as-
sumption, but theres much more
to it than just those things.
Take The Aggrolites, for exam-
ple. This self-proclaimed dirty
reggae band fromLos Angeles is
about as far musically fromits
Warped tourmates as it could be,
and for vocalist/lead guitarist Jesse
Wagner, thats the whole point.
What Ive always loved about it
and respected is how(founder)
Kevin Lyman throws a lot of dif-
ferent kinds of acts for a lot of
people to see, Wagner said,
checking in with the Weekender
last week fromthe tours Indiana
stop. When you come, youre
coming to watch these bands that
you know, but at the same time,
you can always somehowstumble
across a band on a side stage and
totally get into another whole
genre of music.
Wagner sees two things happen
when festivalgoers catch a set from
The Aggrolites, who hit Scranton
with Warped Thursday, July14.
Its hit or miss, he shared.
Sometimes kids are looking at us
with a big deer-in-the-headlights
face, sometimes kids get into it
and start dancing to the music. It
all depends on whos out there and
whos open enough to appreciate
it, and you know, not followthe
herd.
Its no surprise that a band like
The Aggrolites which also
features Brian Dixon, Roger Rivas,
Alex McKenzie and Jeff Roffredo
wouldnt be herd followers
itself. Wagner cited1969-early
70s reggae fromJamaica and the
U.K. plus American soul, Motown
and the 2 Tone era, a U.K. genre
that fused ska, punk rock, rock-
steady, reggae and NewWave, as
influences. Even the way the band
released Rugged Road in Febru-
ary is a little left: The albumwas
originally formatted as five 45s.
We always wanted to put out
45s because we play the kind of
music where people collect vinyl,
Wagner began, and we never had
the opportunity to do it until now.
Rugged Road eventually
became a 10-song CD, though the
band never wanted to call it an
album.
We had to put it on CDbecause
obviously 45s are a lot harder to
push on tour and are a lot more
expensive to press, Wagner add-
ed.
The Aggrolites influences also
played a part in its name, as ag-
gro was a popular termfor the
U.K. working class in the 60s and
70s.
It was really used by a lot of
those bands like The Aggrova-
tors, Wagner explained. It was
just howthe beatniks would say
boss or daddy-o. Lites fromthe
60s bands like The Chi-Lites or
The Crystallites, so it just fit per-
fectly with what we were influen-
ced by.
And its really funny because
people in the U.K. and especial-
ly the Jamaicans automatically
understand because they get it
fromthat era. W
Vans Warped Tour, Thurs., July
14, 11 a.m., Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain (1000 Mon-
tage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton). $43.50, via box office,
Ticketmaster. Info: vanswar-
pedtour.com
This is The Aggrolites second time on Warped.
Aggrolites not part of herd
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
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BRIGGS
FARM BLUES
FEST
Photos by Alan K. Stout
Free lunch, walker information pro-
vided. RSVP by calling 570.823.2212
with name, number, how many at-
tending.
Live Harness Racing July 23,
doors 5:30 p.m., pre-race show 6
p.m., post time 6:30 p.m. Mohegan
Sun at Pocono Downs (1280 Rte. 315,
Plains Twp.). $50/ballroom, 21+. $10/
patio. Proceeds benefit Wyoming
Valley Childrens Association. Info,
tickets: wvcakids.org or 570.714.1246.
Pauly Friedman 5K Family
Walk-Run Aug. 14, registration
8:30 a.m., walk 9:30 a.m., Misericordia
University (Lake St., Dallas). Post-
event party, Banks Cafeteria. Bene-
fits Help Line. Call 570.823.5144 for
info.
Women Who Rock VI July 28, 5
p.m., River Street Jazz Cafe (667 N.
River St., Wilkes-Barre). $12/door,
$10/advance. Celebration of local
musicians, community members,
women while raising awareness
about domestic violence. For info call
570.823.6799.
EVENTS
3rd Annual Memorial Tour-
nament Aug. 20, check-in 7 a.m.,
shotgun start for 4-man captain and
crew, 8 a.m., Wilkes-Barre Municipal
Golf Club (1001 Fairway Dr., Wilkes-
Barre). $75/individual golfer, $300/4-
man. Must register 18 holes, cart,
door prizes for all players, awards
dinner. For info, to register call
570.709.0916, visit deprimogolf.com.
4th Annual Jazz Institute
at Keystone College July 25-29.
Chance for local musicians to study
and perform with touring and re-
cording jazz artists. For info call
570.945.8580 or visit keystone.edu.
6th Annual Latin Pride
Weekend Aug. 13, 1-7 p.m., 14, pa-
rade 1 p.m., Courthouse Square,
Scranton. Live music, food, free
entry. For info, visit facebook.com/
ScrantonLatinPride.
53rd Annual Antique Show
and Sale July 22, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.,
July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Mountainhome
United Methodist Church (Rte. 390 &
191). $4 donation. Ice cream social Fri.,
7-8 p.m., with music. Program on
Battle of Gettysburg, Sat., 2 p.m. All
proceeds benefit the church.
63rd Annual Picnic & Pa-
rade July 13-16, Covington Volunteer
Fire Company. Rain or shine. Ride
night July 13, $1.25. Firemans Parade,
July 14, 7 p.m. Fireworks July 16. For
info, call 570.842.8237.
Cameo House Bus Tours
(Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420,
anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to
933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa.
18643)
Alexander McQueen Day in New
York: July 24, depart Wegmans in
Wilkes-Barre, 7:15 a.m. (park in row
13), Viewmont Malls Sears parking
lot, 7:45 a.m. Leaves New York for
dinner in New Jersey at 5:15 p.m.
Includes McQueen exhibit at The Met,
a visit to his shop and more. $98,
does not include dinner at The Ver-
sailles Diner in Fairfield N.J. Call or
e-mail for reservations.
Chinchilla United Methodist
Church (411 Layton Rd., South
Abington Twp., 570.226.6207)
Frank-James Duo: July 27, 7 p.m.,
free, donations accepted.
Doug Smiths Dixieland All Stars:
Aug. 20, during annual craft fair,
free, donations accepted.
Clambake July 23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.,
Polish American Veterans Pavilion
(Oak St, Hudson). Sponsorships
available to members, suppliers. $30.
Clifford United Methodist
Church (Main St. Clifford)
Chicken-n-Biscuit or Ham Dinner:
July 20, 4-6 p.m., $7.95, dinner,
dessert, drink, take out or dine in.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500,
www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar
of events:
Kids Classes:
All About Pottery & Sculpture
Camp: through July 15, 3:30-5 p.m.,
$60, ages 6-12. Explore the medium
of clay. Space limited.
Mixed Media Camp: Mommy & Me
(ages 3-4), through July 15; Preschool
Art (ages 4-5), July 18-22, 10-11 a.m.,
$50/camp.
Quilting for Kids: Wed. through
July 20, 3:30-5 p.m., ages 6+, $6/
class; learn early-American quilting
techniques.
Things in the Sky: July 13, 20, 27;
Ages 5-8, 10-11 a.m., ages 9-12, 11:30
a.m.-12:30 p.m., free.
Jammin in a Jugband: July 18-20,
22, 10-11:15 a.m., free. Create music
with homemade instruments. Stu-
dents may perform at Celebrate Our
River Day.
Mask Making Camp: July 18-22,
3:30-5 p.m., $60, ages 6-12.
Intergenerational Classes:
Open Studio: Painting, Drawing,
Pottery: July 5, 12, 19, 26, 7-8:30 p.m.,
ages 13+, $15/class, $50/series.
Jammin in a Jugband: July 18-20,
22, 1-2:15 p.m., free, ages 13-adult.
Students may perform at Celebrate
Our River Day.
Quilting: Wed. through July 20,
6-7:30 p.m., 13+. $6/class. Learn
early-American quilting techniques
to make double pinwheel quilt. All
materials provided, call to register.
Adult Classes:
Decorative Painting: July 13, 20, 27,
Aug. 17, 24, 31, noon-3 p.m., ages 16+,
$20/class + cost of painting surface.
Pre-registration required.
Knit a Mobius Scarf: July 14, 28, 7
p.m., $35, ages 16+. Beginners wel-
come, materials provided.
Pottery and Sculpture: July 18, 25,
Aug. 1, 8, 7-8:30 p.m., $60. All materi-
als provided, all levels of experience.
Call to register.
Special Events:
Songs & Games for Tots: July 16, 11
a.m., free. A fast-paced musical
experience. Call to register.
Celebrate Our River Day: July 23,
3-8 p.m., Tunkhannocks Riverside
Park, free. Live music, environmental
activities, River Float, more. Call
Endless Mountain Outfitters at
570.746.9140 for info.
Diverse Ability Celebration
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ob Stanley is more than a nancial advisor.
Aman about town, you may see him at just
about every fundraiser and party across the
Wyoming Valley. With his jovial persona
always in tow, Bob does his part to give
back to the community while living up to his title of
social buttery. Active on a multitude of boards, Bob is
known for his fundraising strengths including organizing
hot-selling gift baskets for community dinners. The face
youve seen plenty of times, but just who is Mr. Robert
Louis Stanley?
Full name: Robert Louis Stanley, although everyone
calls me Bob
Nickname: Minas Husband
Occupation: Financial advisor
Community involvement: Northeastern
Pennsylvania Philharmonic, Red Cross, Luzerne County
Community College, Northeast Ballet, Association of the
Blind, Osterhout Library, Generation 2 Generation, Eastern
Star I could go on and on, but you get the idea.
Hobbies: Freemasonry; I have quite an extensive
collection of books.
Favorite quote: Be kind, for everyone you meet is
ghting a hard battle, Plato or Philo Judaeus, no one is
sure.
Something people might not know about you:
I go camping for one week every year in a tent, in the
woods.
Something you always wanted to do: Go for a
ride in an F-14 ghter plane.
What music makes you want to dance? I really
cant dance, unless I have had a toddy or two. If you see
me dancing, you should assume libations are somehow
involved.
Favorite movie: Citizen Kane.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Minas husband. ...
Who is...
Financial advisor,
Merrill Lynch
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JAM IN THE
PARK
Photos by Alan K. Stout
July 29, 7-11 p.m., Genettis Hazleton.
Guest speaker/book signing with
actress Geri Jewell. Basket raffle, DJ,
light refreshments, more. $5, avail-
able at ARCIL office (8 West Broad
St., Suite 228, Hazleton) or by calling
570.455.9800 ext. 10.
Funfest Garage Sale Sept. 10,
Broad St., Hazleton. Individuals or
groups, 5x10 space, need to provide
table, chairs, etc. 20 spaces. Register
by Aug. 26. Contact 570.455.1509,
funfest@hazletonchamber.org or
visit funfestpa.org for info, applica-
tion.
Girls Night to Wine Comedy
Tour July 21, 7 p.m., Vintners Circle
(Dickson City). Comedy by Jeannine
M. Luby and Liz Russo. For tickets,
visit notprincecharming.com, call
570.650.7518.
Gouldsboro United Metho-
dist Church (495 Main St., Goulds-
boro)
Chicken Barbeque: Aug. 17, 1-6 p.m.
$9/person. Sit down dinner. For
tickets call Ted at 570.842.8738, Gary
at 842.6106, Richard at 676.4090.
In the Mood with the Morri-
sons July 15, 1-8 p.m., 16-17, 10 a.m.-5
p.m., The Oldest House (E. Main St.,
Laceyville). Live jazz, vintage vinyl
from the 30s, 40s and 50s. For info
call 570.869.1426 or 869.1679.
Marywood University events
(2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton,
www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211)
Summer Festival: July 29-31.
Mount Airy Casino Resort
Playboy Golf Scramble: July 18. For
complete rules, registration and
other info, visit playboygolf.com or
call 973.287.6288.
Northern Tier Symphony
Orchestra (570.289.1090)
Auditions: July 21, 23, Aug. 7, Sept.
10, Tunkhannock Baptist Church; Aug.
24, Sept. 8, Towanda High School;
Aug. 31, Sept. 14, Tunkhannock Middle
School. Violin, principal viola, viola,
cello, bass, oboe 2, clarinet 3, bass
clarinet, contrabassoon, French horn,
trumpet, percussion, acoustic guitar,
substitutes. Call, e-mail northern-
tiersymphony@yahoo.com.
Old Friends Reunion Con-
cert July 16, rain date July 17,
gates 5 p.m., music 6 p.m., Factory-
ville Sportsmens Club. Only 1500
tickets; $8/advance, $10/gate. Under
12/free. Food, light refreshments.
Parking, $1/per vehicle. For info, visit
oldfriendsband.com, fsc.org, or call
570.378.2582.
The Osterhout Free Library
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.823.0156, ext. 217)
Board Game Night: Mon., 6:30-8
p.m.
Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed.,
5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m.
Tie-Dye on the Lawn: July 13,
5:30-7:30 p.m. Wear old clothes; bring
clean white 100% cotton item.
Walk Around the Block 2: July 16,
10:30 a.m. Raindate July 30.
National Hot Dog Day: July 16,
noon-12:30 p.m. Hot dogs on the lawn
while supplies last.
Penn State Wilkes-Barre
events:
Summer Youth Program: half,
full-day camps for children grades
1-10, Wilkes-Barre campus located in
Lehman. For info visit wb.psu.edu/ce/
youth or 570.675.9219.
16th Annual Penn State Masters
Golf Tournament: July 15, regis-
tration/lunch 11:30 a.m., tournament 1
p.m. Banquet 6:30 p.m., Blue Ridge
Trail Golf Club, Mountain Top. Captain
& Crew format. Info, call
570.675.9228. Raises money to sever-
al initiatives to help students.
Sports Camps: July 18-22, 25-29.
Field hockey, grades 4-9, soccer,
grades 1-8, golf, grades 4-7, tennis,
grades 4-10. For info visit wb.psu.edu/
ce/youth or call Teri at 570.675.9219.
Pocono Mountain Bible Con-
ference (191 Clifton Beach Rd.,
Clifton Twp.)
Sun. Services, 6:30-8 p.m.
July 10: The Jacob Brothers
July 17: Woody Wolf, Heart To Hand
Ministries
Pond Hill-Lily Lake Fire Co.
(344 Pond Hill Mtn. Rd., Wapwallopen,
570.379.3144) events:
Breakfast Buffet: July 17, 8 a.m.-
noon. All you can eat. Take-out
available.
Punk Rock Flea Market July
30, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., WFTE Community
Radio Station parking lot (930 Mead-
ow Ave., Scranton). Vendors space,
$10, e-mail stephanie@wfte.org to
reserve. Call 570.212.WFTE for info.
PWA Wrestling Presents
Uprising July 23, 4:30 p.m. bell
time, Outsiders Saloon (650 S. Main
St., Wilkes-Barre). $12/ringside, $10/
adult, $5/kid (under 14), $5/meet and
greet. 8 Man elimination tournament
for the first PWA champion. Tickets
at Sport-Jes in Plymouth, Outsiders
Saloon.
Safe Haven Dog Rescue
(www.SafeHavenPa.org, Safe-
Haven@epix.net)
Adoption Day: July 23, 10 a.m.-2
p.m., Bergers Agway (Route 209,
Brodheadsville). Pre-adoption appli-
cation, references, home visit re-
quired prior to adoption.
St. Mary Byzantine Catholic
Church (695 N. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre)
Stuffed Breast of Chicken Dinner:
July 23, 5-6:30 p.m. (or until sold
out), take-outs 4-5 p.m., social hall
(520 Madison St.). $8/adult, $4.50/
children under 10. Reservations
suggested. For tickets, call
570.822.6028.
St. Michaels Church (corner of
Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge,
570.457.2875)
Chicken Barbecue Dinner: July 16,
pick up noon-3 p.m. $9, 570.562.3965.
St. Michaels Ukrainian Or-
thodox Church (540 N. Main
Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165)
Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5
p.m.
Unity: A Center for Spiritual
Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-
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By Rachel A. Pugh
Weekender General Manager
F
rom corporate attorney
to custom tailor,
Michael Andrews
knows a thing or two
about what it takes to
be a well-dressed man. Frustrated
by what was available, Andrews
opened his own shop Michael
Andrews Bespoke in 2006
to t the needs of men with ne
taste.
With a showroom complete
with a full bar, men can expect
a unique experience during their
consultation at the shop named
Best of New York from 2008-
2010. Located at 2 Great Jones
Alley in New York City, Bespoke
offers sophisticated custom-
designed slim-t suits. Lets get
to know the designer
WEEKENDER: What were
you doing before Bespoke,
and what made you want to
begin the endeavor?
ANDREWS: If anyone
knows how a suit should look
and t a gentleman, it would be
me. I was a corporate lawyer in
my prior life and had to wear a
suit to work every day for nearly
eight years. I am a tough t,
and I could not nd off-the-rack
Bespoke, custom suits
for distinctive men
suits cut to my liking so I began
getting my suits custom-tailored
on my frequent trips to Asia. I
fell in love with the whole idea
of custom clothing and thought
there was a need in the market
for contemporary, slimmer-tting
custom suits. After trying over
a dozen tailors in half a dozen
countries without nding exactly
what I wanted, I decided it was
time to open my own tailor shop.
I went back to school to take
tailoring classes at the Fashion
Institute of Technology to
understand professional tailoring
techniques rst-hand.
WEEKENDER: Who is
your demographic?
ANDREWS: We have a
diverse client base. While the
majority of our clients are
bankers and lawyers in their late
20s to early 40s, we have a large
number of clients who work in
entertainment, hospitality, media
and technology.
WEEKENDER: What can a
client expect when coming
in for an appointment?
ANDREWS: We have been
described as anti-retail. Most
guys hate to shop, so weve
Michael Andrews Bespoke, above and bottom right, was founded by Michael Andrews, top right photos, in 2006 in NewYork City.
Bespoke offers custom-designed suits -- and a full bar.
created a space that feels more
like a private club than a store.
When you come in, we start by
getting you a drink (scotch is
most popular, but we mix some
mean cocktails as well) from our
in-house 12-foot oak bar and
spend a few minutes to get to
know you. It is important for us
to understand your preferences
as well as your wardrobe needs
so we can best guide you through
the selection of fabrics and
details. Once you have designed
your new garments, we take over
30 measurements to ensure as
precise a t as possible.
WEEKENDER: Whats the
turnaround time on your
suits?
ANDREWS: There are many
variables that go into making a
custom suit, so a rst-time order
can take anywhere from six to 12
weeks.
WEEKENDER: Can a
client request just a shirt or
a pair of pants?
ANDREWS: We do not
have a minimum order, but we
encourage clients to think about
their wardrobes in a holistic way.
Our goal is to help our clients
look their best all the time, and
the way to do this is to design
whole outts, not individual
pieces. If you invest in the right
suit, the jacket can do double
duty as a weekend or travel
blazer. You can wear it during the
week to the ofce, then on the
weekend with jeans or khakis.
This is a perfect example of
where the whole is worth far
more than the sum of the parts.
We discuss how simple
accessory touches like cufinks,
a tie bar, colorful socks and a
pocket square are safe, business-
appropriate accessories that can
add an element of style to any
outt. Were all about instructing
our clients to get the most out of
their wardrobes.
WEEKENDER: What
makes your tailored suits
different than others?
ANDREWS: While garments
can be ordered in virtually any
style, we emphasize a more
updated, slimmer cut than
most custom tailors, and we
encourage clients to personalize
their suits with colorful linings,
contrast stitching, working
sleeve buttonholes and labels
embroidered with a clients own
name.
WEEKENDER: Youve
been featured in a wide
array of magazines. How do
you stay versatile?
ANDREWS: Weve been
blessed with a lot of good press,
but I think that is the outcome
of our relentless focus on client
service. We dont spend money
on traditional advertising.
Instead, we try to make sure
each of our clients is a walking,
talking billboard for our
company.
As far as keeping up with
current trends, we all have a
deep interest in fashion so that is
one of the most fun parts of my
job. I read about a dozen fashion
magazines from Italy, England,
and Japan and keep up with the
latest collections on the runway.
I also travel a lot, so I have the
opportunity to see new trends
rst hand in a lot of international
cities.
WEEKENDER: What
can the public expect from
Michael Andrews Bespoke
in the future?
ANDREWS: We have a
lot on our plate for the next
year. We are working on a new
ready-to-wear collaboration with
thestyleblogger.com, and we
look forward to launching a new
e-commerce system that will let
existing clients place new orders
over the internet. We are also
looking at options to expand to
other cities but we wont do
that until we are certain we can
expand without sacricing the
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A Course in Miracles: Wed. eve-
nings, 6:30 p.m.
Healing Circle: Meets 4th Sun. of
every month, 6-8 p.m.
Fri. Night Discussion Group: July
15, 7 p.m., Tobyhanna. Showing movie,
What the Bleep Do We Know? Down
the Rabbit Hole.
The Valleys Fastest Man
(3-race series, $30/series, $15/race.
Register: lin-mark.com; by mail:
Wilkes-Barre Racing, P.O. Box 2487,
Wilkes-Barre. Checks payable Wilkes-
Barre Racing, Inc. Proceeds go to
foster care, adoption)
NEPA Crossfit Kirby Park Mile,
Kirby Park: Aug. 17, 7 p.m.
Fitness HQ Giants Despair Chal-
lenge, Laurel Run, Aug. 24, 7 p.m.
Wet Paint T-Shirts River Street
Mile, Wilkes-Barre, Sept. 3, 7 p.m.
Vendors Wanted for Leh-
mans 1st Autumn Festival
Oct. 15, 1-6 p.m., Lake-Lehman High
School. Flat $20 donation. Live music,
food, vendors free to public. For info,
go to autumnfestival.webs.com, call
570.262.6725.
Waverly Community House
(1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly,
570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org)
events:
Family Concert and Block Party:
July 28, 5:30 p.m., Waverly Communi-
ty House, $25/family.
William Walker Hose Compa-
ny Annual Corn and Clam
Slam July 13-16, 5 p.m., company
grounds, 803 Penn Avenue, Mayfield.
Ashleys Attic, July 13; Hillbilly DLux,
July 14; Jeffrey James Band, July 15;
Maybe Someday, July 16. Parade July
16, 7 p.m. Free. Info: cornnclamslam-
.com.
Wyoming Seminary Per-
forming Arts Institute (201
North Sprague Avenue, Kingston,
570.270.2186). Events free and open
to public.
Counselor Recital: July 18, 8 p.m.,
Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue,
Kingston).
Student Recital: July 13, 20, 27,
Aug. 2-3, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228
Wyoming Avenue, Kingston).
Wind Ensemble and the Jazz
Ensemble: July 15, 23, 29, 8 p.m.
Masterworks Chorale, Chamber
Orchestra, Institute Chorus and
Symphony Orchestra: July 22, 30, 8
p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming Ave-
nue, Kingston).
Faculty Recital: July 25, 8 p.m.,
Great Hall (228 Wyoming Avenue,
Kingston).
Masterworks Chorale, Chamber
Orchestra, Institute Orchestra and
Symphony Orchestra: July 16, 8 p.m.,
St. Stephens Episcopal Pro-Cathe-
dral, Wilkes-Barre.
Faculty Jazz All-Stars Recital: July
17, 7 p.m., River Commons, Wilkes-
Barre.
South African duo, Clockwise: July
19, 8 p.m., Great Hall (228 Wyoming
Avenue, Kingston).
Wyoming Valley Barbershop
Harmony Aug. 2, 8 p.m., Irem
Temple Country Club (1340 Country
Club Rd., Dallas). Free. For info call
570.696.3385 or 287.2476.
Y Walk Wed. Guided evening
walks in Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton.
Begin 6 p.m., meet in lobby either
citys YMCA. In case of rain, walk
same time following day. Info:
Wilkes-Barre YMCA, 570.823.2191;
Hazleton, 455.2046:
Our Luzerne County Courthouse, A
Living History: July 13, Wilkes-Barre.
The Heritage of Kings College:
July 20, Wilkes-Barre.
HISTORY
Electric City Trolley Mu-
seum and Coal Mine Tour
(Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590)
Museum open 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Ex-
cursions: Wed.-Sun. 10:30 a.m., noon,
1:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Rides: $10 adults, $9
seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. Mine open
daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8
adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages 3-12.
Escape from Wyoming July 16,
9 a.m.-5 p.m., July 17, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.,
376 Hitchcock Rd., Mount Cobb.
$5/car. Living history event of Amer-
ican Revolution. For info, visit
24thCMR.org.
The Historical and Preserva-
tion Society of the Greater
Shickshinny Area
Seeking volunteers, bands, antique
cars, more for Sesquicentennial
Anniversary Parade, held Aug. 6, 3
p.m. Call 570.542.4489, 864.3159 or
675.3034 for info.
Lackawanna Historical So-
ciety (The Catlin House, 232 Mon-
roe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841)
Summer Downtown Walking Tours
(free and open to the public):
Aug. 5, 5 p.m., Bosak Bank Building
(corner of Lackawanna & Washington
Aves.), focus on retail, commerce,
Scranton, more.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net)
Forty Fort Meeting House Tours:
Sun. through Sept. 25, 1-3 p.m. 20
River Street, Forty Fort Cemetery. $2
adults, $1 children. Call 570.287.5217
for info.
Nathan Denison House Tours: Sun.
through Sept. 25, 1-4 p.m., 35 Denison
St., Forty Fort. $4 adults, $2 children,
free, under 5.
LEARNING
A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre
Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570)
Mom and Me art classes: every
Fri., noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies.
Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to
register.
Academy of Northern Mar-
tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For
Health and Defense. Adult & Chil-
drens Classes held Mon.-Thurs., Sat.
First class Free. Walk-ins welcome,
call 371.9919, 817.2161 for info.
Adult Kung Fu (Kung Fu & Tai Chi
Center, Wilkes-Barre: 570.829.2707)
Ongoing classes. Tues./Thurs., 6:30
p.m. Study of Chinese Martial Art
open hand, weapons sets. Mon., Wed.,
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Roller Skating
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6:30 p.m. Covers Chinese style theo-
ries, concepts, applications. Sport
fighting concepts explained, prac-
ticed.
Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627
N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
Self-Defense Class taught by
Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon.
& Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10.
Traditional Weapons Class, every
Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10.
Back Mountain Martial Arts
Center & Mountaintop Kar-
ate Center
For info, call either location, Back
Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535)
or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain
Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at
www.fudoshinkai1.com.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Back
Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9
p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountain-
top Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri.,
4:30-9 p.m.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, and Sivananda Yoga (Moun-
taintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Core Chiropractic Center (180
United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
570.718.1672)
Meet Angel Raphael: July 19, 6:30
p.m., $20. Call 417.9662 to register.
Reiki Master Level Training Class:
July 25, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., $350. Register
by July 17, 417.9662.
Meet Angel Gabriel: July 26, 6:30
p.m., $20. Call 417.9662.
Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
www.dancecontours.com)
Adult classes in ballet, tap, lyrical,
CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
Children/teen classes in ballet,
tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a
form of dance blending basic Jazz
Technique with styles of street
dance, hip hop.
Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Dankos Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 ses-
sions/week. Increase power, speed,
agility. Group discounts, coaches,
teams, clubs, free stuff. Visit website
or call Larry Danko at 570.825.5989
for info.
Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
syouniverse.com)
Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat.,
10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper
mache, more. $15, includes supplies.
For info or to register, call 817.0176.
Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance:
Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermedi-
ate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call
343.2033 for info.
Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., begin-
ners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m.
$10. Call 836.7399 for info.
Downtown Dojo Karate A-
cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.262.1778)
Offering classes in traditional karate,
weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs.,
5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon.
Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call
for info.
Drawing & Painting Classes
with Georgiana Cray Bart, Wilkes-
Barre. Beginner to advanced, all
media, all subjects
Includes pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic,
pastel, colored pencil, more.
570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com,
www.gcraybart-artworks.com
Adult, ages 13+, Mon., noon-4 p.m.,
Tues., 6-9 p.m.
Children, ages 8-10: Tues., 5-6 p.m.,
ages 11-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30 p.m.
Portfolio instruction for the col-
lege bound
Private instruction available.
Everhart Museum (1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
Everybodys Art New Series of
Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop
members, $30 non-members. Pre-
registration required.
Rosen Method easy movement
program, every Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk
art gallery, $5/class, free to mem-
bers. Must pre-register.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Learn wrestling fun-
damentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu
No Gi. Call for info.
Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Accepting new students. Children
(age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.;
Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private
lesson also available.
Learn Hapkido. Self defense applica-
tions. Cost $50 monthly, no contract.
GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave.,
Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com)
Not Your Grannys Sewing: one-on-
one lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4
sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored
to individual needs.
Suitcase ReStyle: July 16, 4-7 p.m.
$50, materials included. Customize a
piece of vintage luggage.
GregWorks Professional
Fitness Training (107 B Haines
Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregs-
bootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vip-
fitnesscamp.com)
Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri.,
6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m.
Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 &
8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group
training, couples personal training
available.
Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week ses-
sions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1
p.m.
New Years Resolution Flab to Fab
Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.,
Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results.
Private/Semi-Private sessions
available, e-mail for info.

Harris Conservatory for the


Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
570.287.7977 or 718.0673)
Instrumental Music Instruction:
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Private Ballroom Lessons: Call for
info.
Private Vocal Instruction: Tues.
evenings. Call for info.
Private Guitar Instruction: Classi-
cal, acoustic, electric for all ages.
Call for info.
Dragons Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7
p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Call
for info.
Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages
5+. $30/month.
Dimensions In Dance les-
sons at Phoenix Theater Adult
classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., jazzercise,
ballet boot camp. Thurs., 6-8 p.m.,
jazzercise, tap. Kid classes: Wed.,
5:30-8:30 p.m., tap, ballet/hip hop,
hip hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., Fosse
jazz. $10. Call Lee to register 991.1817.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine Street, Scranton,
610.636.9684, newvisionsstu-
dio@gmail.com, newvisionsstu-
dio.com)
Intro to B&W Photo for Adults: July
17-Aug. 7, Sun. 3-6 p.m., $199. All
chemicals, some paper included.
Hours/fees for dark room on website.
Intro to B&W Photo for Young
Adults: July 19-Aug. 9, Tues. 6-9 p.m.,
$199. All chemicals, some paper
included. Hours/fees for dark room
on website.
Royce Gracie Ju-Jitsu Net-
work, Scranton. Day and evening
classes for men, women, children.
Ongoing classes six days a week.
Covers sport, combat, self-defense
aspects of Gracie Ju-Jitsu. For info
visit gracie-nepa.com or call
570.347.1107.
Shaolin White Crane Fist
(Wyoming)
Teaching traditional Chinese martial
arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing
Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan,
Qigong-Energy work, Shauijiao-
Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/week,
first week free. Three levels of train-
ing, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike
DiMeglio 570.371.8898.
Something Special: (23 West
Walnut Street Kingston,
570.540.6376, angiethear-
tist@aol.com, www.angelademu-
roart.com)
MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car-
tooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art
of Japanese cartooning. 4-week
session, supplies included: $60 per
child. Call or e-mail to register.
STAR Gallery, inside the
Mall at Steamtown
Summer Art Classes for Children &
Adults: through Aug. 31. Drawing,
acrylic painting, pastels, pen and ink,
painting on glassware, more. Starting
$15/class. Call 570.561.7154 or 347.5146
for info.
Childrens Art & Craft Corner:
through Aug 31. $5/child. Weekdays,
weekends. Call 561.7154 or 347.5146
for info.
Birthday Parties for Children at
the Gallery: Call 561.7154 or 347.5146
for info.
Doodling: A Mini Course in Pen and
Ink: E-mail julie136@msn.com for info.
Art Therapy Sessions: Contact
Simona at 877.3900 for times and
fees.
St. Josephs School classes
(1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
570.963.0500):
Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. Learn self-defense tech-
niques using cane, club, short stick,
short/long staff, wooden sword,
escrima sticks, more. Learn history
principles, practical use. No prior
martial arts experience. $10 per class.
Womens Self-Defense Class: Sat.,
10 a.m.-12 p.m. Learn self-defense
techniques to protect yourself from
a variety of attacks. No prior martial
arts experience. Wear loose fitting
clothes. $10 per class.
Wayne County Arts Alliance
(waynecountyartsalliance.org,
570.253.6850)
Creating Beads: July 16, 10 a.m.-5
p.m. $70/members, $80/non-mem-
bers, $15/material fee. Student will
leave with a finished necklace and
pair of earrings. Sign up online or
call Hana Gorman at 253.5949.
World Class Boxing (239
Schuyler Ave., Kingston,
www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061)
Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Boot-
camp: Mon.-Sat. non-contact program
Kids & Teen Boxing programs
Boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai,
striking for MMA & competition
training
Womens only kickboxing Boot
Camp
Zumba, call for info
BJJ coming soon, call for info
Self-defense clinics
Personal training for youth &
adults, call for info
MIND AND BODY
Absolute Pilates with Leslie
(263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit,
www.pilateswithleslie.com)
Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
9-10 a.m. Private training on the
Cadillac, Reformer and Wunda Chair,
along with Pilates mat classes, stabil-
ity ball core classes, more. Check
website for updates.
Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787,
www.artsyouniverse.com)
Studio J, 2nd floor
Meditation in the tradition of
Gurdjieff and Ospensky: Sun., 12-1
p.m., $5
Childrens Meditation: Thurs., 6-7
p.m. Ages 9-14, $5
Tarot Card Readings, by appoint-
ment. $20 first half hour, $10 addi-
tional half hours.
Awakenings Yoga Studio
(570.472.3272)
Gentle Yoga: Tues./Thurs., 5:30
p.m., Candys Place (Welles St., King-
ston). $5, ages 59+, $30/month.
Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi-
dents.
Private Yoga Instruction or Yoga
Therapy: By appointment. $45/hr.
Private Meditation Instruction: By
appointment. $25/half hr session.
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(Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840)
Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp:
Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes
for $150.
Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boule-
vard Ave., Dickson City,
570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com,
info@bellasyoga.com)
All workshops $15, pre-registration
suggested.
Sun. Morning Class: 10-11:15 a.m.
Features Alternating Vinyasa style
yoga with yoga fusion.
Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazle-
ton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle-
ton.com)
Boxing classes with Rich Pastorel-
la (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8
p.m. $40 per month.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock:
570.996.1500)
Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $10
per lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach
towel. Call for details.
Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow
Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077,
www.endlessmountainzendo.org)
Zen Evening of Remembrance-
Obon Lantern Ceremony: Aug. 13,
5:30-9:30 p.m. Donation basket.
Vegetarian offerings welcome. Budd-
hist evening of remembrance of
beings who have passed. Wear
comfortable clothes, no tank tops,
shorts. Bring photo of someone who
has died, optional. Request to have
a name called of someone who has
passed, e-mail. Bring objects to let
go of in bonfire, optional. Call to
attend.
Exhale Yoga Studio (900
Rutter Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort,
behind Beer Deli in the big brick
building, 570.301.3225)
Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10
a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri.,
6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing,
aromatherapy and guided med-
itations. $10 per class.
Goddess Creations Shop &
Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks
Summit, 570.575.8649, info@god-
desscreations.net)
Tarot Card Readings by Rev.
Whitney Mulqueen by appointment.
Call to book.
Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m.
at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tav-
ern (26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25
for 15-20 min.
Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly-
dance.com, 570.836.7399)
Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness
& Dance Center (135 Main St., Lu-
zerne)
Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Cen-
ter (Route 6, Tunkhannock)
Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
718.0673)
Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
gighoopers.com)
Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
reserve spot.
Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs.,
5:30 p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St.,
Wilkes-Barre) $5.
Inner Harmony Wellness
Center (Mercy Hospital General
Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave.,
Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.inner-
harmonywellness.com, peterama-
to@aol.com)
Meditation Technique Workshops:
Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/session. Topics
include goal setting/stress reduc-
tion, more. Call for info/reservation.
Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
cepts Teaches theories of move-
ment in Martial Arts. $100/month.
Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for
info, 570.371.8898.
Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave.,
Scranton, 570.604.0945)
$9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited.
Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga
Fusion, 11 a.m.
Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Pri-
mary Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga
Primary Series all levels, 5:15 p.m.,
Advanced Full Led Primary Series, 7
p.m.
Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Ad-
vanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m.
Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga
Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m.
Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series,
10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5
p.m.; Advanced Ashtanga Primary
Series, 6:15 p.m.
Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced
Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m.
Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9
a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30
a.m.
Maximum Health and Fit-
ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
570.283.2804)
Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
Free week of Boot Camp for new
members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
p.m.
Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7
p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m. $5.
Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
register.
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
fitnesscenter.com)
Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.;
Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.;
Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30
p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels wel-
come.
ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7:
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15
p.m.
Open Your Eyes To Dream
(143 W. Main St., Bloomsburg,
570.239.7520, www.oyetd.com)
Open-Eyed Yoga. Call 394.2251 or
go online for current updates/
cancellations. E-mail: yo-
ga@oyetd.com
Beginner Vinyasa: Mon., 5:30-6:30
p.m.
Level II Vinyasa: Mon., 7-8:30 p.m.
Mixed Level Vinyasa: Tues., 9-10:30
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TICKETS!
3 lucky winners will win a
pair of luxury box tickets
to see American Idol Live
at the Mohegan Sun
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Deadline for contest is
Friday, July 15 at 5PM.
a.m., Wed., 6:30-7:45 p.m.
Mats & props available. Student/
package discounts available. Bring
friend to first class, get two for
price of one.
Pocono Yoga & Meditation
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco-
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi,
certified yoga instructor
Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m.,
East Mountain Apartments. Free to
residents.
Private Yoga Instruction: Only by
appointment. $35 per hour. Call to
schedule.
Private Meditation Instruction:
Only by appointment. $35 per hour.
Call to schedule.
Prana Yoga Studio (1112 Wheeler
Ave., Dunmore, 570.341.8886,
www.pranayogadunmore.com) Class-
es taught in vinyasa flow, geared for
all levels
Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi
with Blake Wheeler 7:30-8:45 p.m.,
Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on
class/week, $65/month, two classes/
week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045
or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for info.
Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open
Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30
p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m.
Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Ad-
vanced 7:30 p.m.
Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./
Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermedi-
ate, 7:30 p.m.
Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced,
6 p.m.
Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.;
Intermediate, noon.
Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-
lit Open Level, 6 p.m.
Serenity Wellness & Dance
Center (135 Main St. Luzerne,
570.714.7934)
Zumba: Mon.-Thurs., 5:30 & 6:30
p.m., Fri., 5 p.m., Sat., noon, Sun., 10
a.m. & 5 p.m., Tues./Thurs., 5:30 a.m.
Zumbatomic: Mon./Wed., 6:30 p.m.,
Sat., noon.
Zumba Gold: Sat., 10 a.m., Sun., 11
a.m.
Zumba Toning: Mon./Wed., 7:30
p.m., Thurs., 6:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.
Hula Hoop class: Tues., 5:30 p.m.,
Sat., 1 p.m.
Ballroom classes with Amy and
Andy: Tues., 7 p.m., with Luanne,
Tues., 7:30 p.m.
Kickboxing: Mon., 7:30 p.m., Thurs.,
5:30 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m.
Tango: Sun., 6 p.m.,
Tap: Sun., 6 p.m.
Belly dance: Mon., 5:15 p.m.
Group Reiki: Fri., 6 p.m.
Yoga: Mon., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m.
Ballet: Sat., 9 a.m.
Cabaret dance: Wed., 7:30 p.m.
African dance: Sun., 11 a.m.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531)
Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m.
$50/10 classes.
Equipment classes on reformer
and tower: $150/10 classes.
Private training available on
reformer, cadillac, stability chair,
ladder barrel and cardiolates on
rebounder.
Call studio for additional mat class/
equipment class schedule, all classes
taught by certified instructors.
Spine & SportCare (Old Forge,
570.451.1122)
Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30
a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.;
Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class,
$45/5 classes.
Small Group Personal Training:
Personalized program changes with
every session, similar to P90X cross-
fit style. All levels, call for details.
Symmetry Studio (206 N. Main
Avenue, 3rd Floor, Scranton,
570.290.7242)
Mon.: Gentle Yoga 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
Tues.: Beginners Yoga 5 p.m.;
Yoga Strength and Flexibility 6 p.m.;
Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
Wed.: Slow Flow 5:30 p.m.; Core
Yoga 6:30 p.m.
Thurs.: All Levels Vinyasa 5:30
p.m.; Cardio Kickboxing 7:30 p.m.
Fri.: Community Ballroom (call for
registration details)
Sat.: Prenatal Yoga 9:30 a.m.;
Essential Yoga All Levels 11 a.m.
Sun.: Slow Flow 11 a.m.
The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
The Ellen Doyle Dance Experience:
Tues., 8-10 p.m., ft. strength training,
cardio, stretching, dance warm-up
classics. Free and open to the pub-
lic, wear dance shoes/socks, bring
yoga mat/water.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544)
Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.;
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m.,
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
Zumba Fitness Classes
Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at
TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor-
gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call
570.558.7293 for info.
Adult classes held at Fitwize 4
Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak
Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for
info.
OUTSIDE
Adventures in the Wilder-
ness (570.343.5144 or jane@hiking-
jane.com)
Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y
members/$5, non-members/$8):
Senior Citizens Outing to Goulds-
boro State Park: Aug. 11, 9 a.m. 2
miles moderate. Lunch at Kays,
Daleville. Meet in YMCA lobby in
Dunmore.
Lackawanna State Park Slide
Presentation, Pennsylvania Birds in
Florida: Aug. 20, 8 p.m. Meet in park
amphitheater. Free.
Endless Mountains Nature
Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunk-
hannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMN-
Conline.org)
Tree ID and Forest Happenings:
July 17, 1-3 p.m. Stewards $5/person,
all others $8/person. Adults and
teens welcome. Wear sturdy shoes,
bring water. Call if you plan to
attend.
Eagles Mere events:
The Philadelphia Trio: Aug. 6, 8
p.m., David DeWire Center in Eagles
Mere. $15. For info, call 570.525.3192,
visit EMFOA.org.
Frances Slocum State Park
(565 Mt. Olivet Road, Wyoming,
570.696.9105)
Ladies of the Lake Kayaking: July
16, 7-8 p.m. Girls & women age 12 and
up.
SSSnakes All Around: July 16, 7-8
p.m. Meet in campground amphithe-
ater.
Hazleton BMX track (Poplar
St., 570.956.3747, bmx@hazletoncity-
view.com, hazletoncityview.com)
Morphine Industries BMX Skills
Clinic: July 30-31, 3-7 p.m. $75/both
days, $40/one day. Space limited.
Preregister by calling 941.266.1241.
Nescopeck State Park (1137
Honey Hole Rd., Drums,
570.403.2006) All events free, unless
noted otherwise. Reservations re-
quired.
Hide N Seekers DiscoverE Camp:
Aug. 8-10, 9 a.m.-noon, $20, ages 4-5.
Meet at Park Office. Registration is
required, call.
Northeastern PA Chapter of
the Sierra Club
Bike the D&H Rail Trail: July 31,
meet 10 a.m., Dunmore YMCA parking
lot, exit 188 from I-81. 16-mile bike
ride, Forest City to Herrick Center,
back. Bring bike, proper gear, water,
snack or lunch. Free. Call
570.388.2338.
River Common (Wilkes-Barre,
rivercommon.org, 570.823.2101 ext.
128)
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By Mystery Mouth
Special to the Weekender
MYSTERY MOUTH RATINGS WWWWWsuperb WWWWexcellent WWWgood WWaverage Wedible
O
nce in a while, a res-
taurant comes along
that draws you in with
its menu and then makes
you want to return again and
again because of its dining
experience as a whole.
Seasons in Tunkhannock is
one of those restaurants as I
found out one recent Sat-
urday night when my com-
panion Wilfred and I popped
in after a long day of anti-
quing. Lucky for us, there
was one table open, a high
one right near the window,
and we eagerly settled in.
Its a very quaint bistro
with neutral decor, great
artwork on its walls and
charming exposed brick.
And, despite having a
packed house, there was still
an air of intimacy thats
perfect for date night and
overhearing comments like,
That was the best meal Ive
had in a long time from a
nearby table.
Though it offers beer and
BYOB for wine (with a $5
corkage fee), Wilfred and I
couldnt help but order one
of Seasons Shirley Temples
(which he swears is also
called a Davey Crockett) as
we perused the menu.
As soon as he saw the
bacon-wrapped scallops
($8.50), Wilfred knew which
appetizer he wanted. While I
was intrigued by the fried
saucy shrimp served with
sweet Thai chili sauce, I
couldnt deny my craving for
ahi tuna ($9.95). Always a
sucker for spinach salad
with warm bacon dressing, I
thought Id get that as my
entree, but there were so
many other dishes to choose
from, from chicken gorgon-
zola and crab cakes, which I
havent had in ages, to en-
chanting-sounding pistachio
parmesan encrusted grouper,
grilled portabella and goat
cheese tower and even baby
back ribs.
Ultimately, the crab cakes
($16.95) won out. Wilfred,
once again, knew immediate-
ly that he wanted to see
how Seasons sundried toma-
to pasta ($12.95 for a half
portion, $14.95 for full)
competes with his own ver-
sion of the dish. We placed
our orders, and our server
Adam promptly delivered a
bread basket. The homemade
Cajun butter was the perfect
spicy companion to the
fresh-from-the-oven bread.
Adam explained that, like
the menu, the butter flavors
change with the seasons.
Before we knew it, our
appetizers arrived, looking
gorgeous. Wilfreds five size-
able scallops were meaty,
and the bacon was cooked
perfectly. Those two opposite
flavors mixed with the sweet
sesame soy sauce was in-
credible.
My five ample slices of
rare ahi were seared in se-
same seeds and served with
fresh pickled ginger, sesame
soy sauce and a ribbon of
wasabi glaze. It was honestly
the best tuna both of us
have had in quite some time.
Our included salads ar-
rived soon after we
nearly licked our appetizer
plates clean and after a
short wait, our dinners made
their appearance.
Wilfreds pasta featured
tender chunks of grilled
chicken tossed with bowtie
pasta and sundried tomato
pesto cream sauce and was
topped with shaved parme-
san. Despite its red, vodka-
esque sauce, there was a
delicate and light pesto feel
and flavor, which couldnt
have been more different
from Wilfreds own recipe.
My crab cakes were phe-
nomenal, featuring Maryland
blue crab mixed with Sea-
sons own ingredients and,
per the menu, very little
filler. There may not have
been a lot of filler, but
there was a lot of flavor,
and the fact that the cakes
were dusted in corn meal
and served with ale aioli
definitely added to that. The
wild rice the cakes were
atop, too, was
tasty, and its accompa-
nying green beans were crisp
and flavorful.
Wilfred and I sat back and
discussed how perfectly sa-
tiated we were from dinner,
but not overly so. Adam
appeared to clear our plates
just as we were saying that
we had room for dessert, but
wanted to pass to save room
for popcorn at the movie
that was next on our docket.
Well, we do offer mini
desserts, because we want it
to be about the food, but
theres always room for dess-
ert, Adam said, twisting our
arms just enough to sample
the mini tiramisu ($3.95).
Like dinner before it, the
tiramisu was delectable, with
ladyfingers dipped in a cof-
fee-marsala mixture and lay-
ered with rich Italian cream
cheese and a cocoa dusting.
From start to finish, our
dinner at Seasons was flaw-
less. Adam was an amazing
server who enhanced the
restaurants fantastic atmo-
sphere and truly made the
evening great. We cant wait
to taste each and every sea-
son once were done with
this menu, that is.
Rating: W W W W W
Seasons bacon-wrapped scallops appetizer.
Seasons Restaurant
53 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock
570.836.3080
seasonsdowntowne.com
Dinner hours:
Tues.-Thurs., 4-9 p.m.;
Fri./Sat., 4-10 p.m.
All major credit cards
accepted
Flawless Seasons
The restaurants sundried tomato pasta.
Crab cakes with ale aioli.
Ahi tuna appetizer.
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Jam in the Park Music Series, 6:30
p.m.: Nowhere Slow / Suze / Balloon
Corps, July 21; Edelweiss / Farley,
Aug. 4; Miz / Eva Katharine / Ed
Randazzo, Aug. 18; OurAfter / Graces
Downfall, Sept. 1; Woody Browns
Project / Mike Dougherty, Sept. 15;
Lost in Company / Don Shappelle and
the Pick-Ups, Sept. 29.
Movie Spotlight Series: July 22,
Aug. 5, 19.
Yoga Clinics: July 23, Aug. 6, 20,
Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1, 10 a.m.
Family Fishing Days: July 23, Aug.
6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1.
Environmental Programming: July
23, Aug. 6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1.
Dance Programming: July 23, Aug.
6, 20, Sept. 3, 17, Oct. 1.
Wildcard Dance and Fitness Clin-
ics: July 20, Aug. 3, 17, 31, Sept. 14, 28.
Salt Springs State Park
(Montrose, 570.967.7275, www.friend-
sofsaltspringspark.org)
To register for classes, call
570.833.4034
Beaver Ponds: Aug. 7, 1 p.m. $10
members, $15 nonmembers.
Art & Music Show: Aug. 13, noon-
sunset.
Scranton Ghost Walk (Scran-
tonGhostTours.com, 570.383.1821)
Daily, 90-minute tours, usually 7
p.m. & 8 p.m. $20/person. Rain or
shine. Reservations required. Secret
meeting place divulged upon reser-
vation. Daytime walks also available
on limited basis. Call to reserve.
Y Walks (Info: 570.343.5144)
PPL Nature Walk at Lake Wallen-
paupack: July 16, 10 a.m., meet PPL
Environmental Learning Center on
Route 6, Hawley. Free to public.
PPL Geocaching Hunt: July 17, 1:30
p.m., meet PPL Susquehanna River-
lands Learning Center, Route 11,
Berwick. Free to public.
YMCA Senior Citizens Outing to
Hidden Springs: July 21, 9 a.m., meet
YMCA lobby in Dunmore. $15 mem-
bers, $18 non-members. Lunch in-
cluded.
SOCIAL GROUPS
Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./Fri 7
p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre),
Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., Wilkes-
Barre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker
St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E.
Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m.
(562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs.
10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanti-
coke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas),
Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club,
Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming
Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W.
Washington St., Nanticoke). Call
570.288.9892 for info.
Executive Womens Golf
Association (www.nepaew-
ga.com)
Golf every Thurs., 18 or nine holes
at 3:30 or 5:30 p.m. Free Tee-Time
Books to new members, which offer
various discounts to courses in Pa.,
N.Y. and N.J. Dues $155/year. Visit
website for info.
Food Addicts Anonymous
Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866)
Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m.
Nar-Anon Family Group
Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook
Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m.
United Methodist Church, Mountain-
top. 570.288.9892.
Narcotic Anonymous Meet-
ings every Tues. at 7 p.m., down-
stairs in the Methodist Education
Building, located off Courthouse
Square, on the corner of Marion and
Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There
are no fees or dues. Newcomers
always welcome.
The NEPA Rainbow Alliance
(www.gaynepa.com)
NEPA PrideFest 2011: Aug. 14, 1-7
p.m., Kirby Park featuring Pop Rox,
M80, DJ sets, Jade Starling and a
drag performance. $5 admission. To
become a sponsor, vendor or to
volunteer, contact 570.763.9877 or
info@gaynepa.com.
Oakwood Terraces Support
Group Meetings third Wed. of
each month, 6:30 p.m., at Oakwood
Terrace (400 Gleason Rd., Pittston).
Call Sylvia for directions/info,
570.451.3171 ext. 116.
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Send your listings to
weekender@theweekender.com,
90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre,
PA18703 or fax to 570.831.7375
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Technicolor dreams
The exhibit Karen Farmer & Jan Winemiller will be on display
at Butternut Gallery & Second Story Books (204 Church St, 2nd
Floor, Montrose) from July 16-Aug. 14.
Farmer uses a Japanese technique called shibori to dye the fab-
ric for her quilts while Winemiller uses vintage glass and mul-
tiple firings to created fused and stained glass. While using dif-
ferent materials, both artists use color and light to distinguish
their work.
An opening reception will be held Saturday, July 16 from 6-8
p.m., and Farmer will give a free lecture Sunday, July 24 at 1:30
p.m. The exhibit will be on display during regular gallery hours,
Wednesday-Saturday from11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday, noon-4
p.m.
Name:
Courtney
Reeves
Town:
Falls
Last months
winner:
Charlie Ague
of Sugarloaf
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the Week
The car has been in my family since it was brand
new, Neider says. It was originally purchased by my
grandfather, and as a child, I was always fascinated by
the T-Top. After my grandfather died, my father really
didnt want it, so he kept it in the garage until I was old
enough to take ownership of it.
Its not the best or sportiest car youll ever drive,
but it has great sentimental value to me, so I try and
keep it in as good shape as possible. W
By Michael Golubiewski
Special to the Weekender
1978
PLYMOUTH VOLARE
WITH T-TOP
Owner:
Gary Neider of Jessup
Engine:
318 cubic inch (5.2 liter)
8-cylinder
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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Its not your job to make sure someone
else sticks to their own rules and standards
(unless, of course, someones actually
paying you to do just that). Even the gen-
tlest reminder that they may be straying
off the course theyve set for themselves
will probably not be particularly appreciat-
ed; chances are, they already know. This is
one of those scenarios where youre best
off simply minding your own business,
even if that means allowing someone else
perhaps someone you really care about
to make a mistake. Naturally, you
should also feel no obligation to clean up
the mess they make, either. Let them do
that. How else will they learn?
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Home is wherever you decide it is. If
youre convinced its back where you grew
up, youll never feel truly rooted in your
new place. What does home mean to
you? Why not see if you can inject at least
some of those qualities into your current
situation, even if its temporary? If youre
reluctant, because youre scared itll rob
the old place of some of its specialness,
try to remember that that place actually
only exists in your mind; its changed
while you were gone. Youve heard the
phrase, You can never go home again.
But if you make home where you are, itll
be like you never left.
VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Violence often begets violence. Fre-
quently when people are cruel or abusive,
its because theyve been victimized them-
selves. That certainly doesnt mean they
should be let off the hook, of course; con-
scious people have free will and the ability
to make their own choices. However, pure
recrimination will probably not be partic-
ularly effective in ending the cycle. Mix-
ing consequences with compassion and a
chance at redemption, however, would be
better. Yes, it may prove fruitless, but at
least has the chance of garnering produc-
tive results. And thats all youre obligated
to provide, as a fellow human being: a
chance.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
You learned long ago that expecting
others to live up to your standards (of
hygiene, morality, creativity or tidiness)
would almost always lead to disappoint-
ment. However, in this case, you have a
mandate to at least request that they try.
Dont take that as permission to start ha-
ranguing everyone who isnt meeting your
expectations, but in this one case, go for it.
The situation calls for a little nagging and
sermonizing. That may not be a fun job,
but someones got to do it, and guess
what: Youre it. Its for their own good
and your own serenity.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
One thing I love about you Scorpios
youre not afraid to own your opinions. If
you think someones moronic, you dont
chastise yourself like one of those over-
sensitive Pisceans (Oh, thats so mean; I
shouldnt think that!). I hope you never
lose your ability to clearly understand and
express your own ideas about the world,
even if theyre harsh or critical, without
becoming muddled in self-censorship or
self-delusion. However, that doesnt mean
you should always express those opinions
out loud or in mixed company, especially
this week. By all means have them, but
keep them to yourself.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
The first time you let yourself fart in
front of a lover is, comically enough, a
reasonably significant indication of how
comfortable and intimate you two are.
Intimacy isnt all whispered sweet noth-
ings and amazing sex. Some of it is about
shouldering each others problems and
putting up with each others gas, bad
breath or inability to cap the toothpaste.
Youre usually too laidback to fixate on
these petty details, but one is likely to nag
at you this week. Make a conscious effort
to let it go. Remember, this isnt a deliber-
ate attempt to annoy you; its actually just
a sign of how close and relaxed the pair of
you have become.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
It may seem like its time to go back to
the drawing board, but thats not the case.
While some of the progress you made (in
the wrong direction, unfortunately) must
be scrapped, dont throw the baby out with
the bathwater. Theres much that can be
salvaged here. What can you repurpose,
alter, and make over to move forward
with? Take a day or two before you act,
then step in with the aim of keeping as
much as possible without becoming too
attached to any particular outcome besides
coming through this with as little waste
and suffering as possible. If youre re-
sourceful and flexible enough, youll end
up with something better than youd
hoped.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Youre probably as annoyed and aston-
ished as I am about how quick many
Americans are to pursue lawsuits over the
most ridiculous, petty things. However,
while many such situations are mostly
imagined (or at least magnified and exag-
gerated) wrongs, when you are truly mis-
treated, you must do what you can to fight
and correct the situation, even if its diffi-
cult or inconvenient. This may be one of
those times. Hopefully things wont get to
the point of requiring a lawyer, but stand-
ing up for what you believe in right now
isnt something youll regret later on.
Please do it.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
How surprising that you, arguably the
most sensitive and compassionate of the
zodiac signs, might feel uncomfortable
about another persons feelings. Because
you dont understand where theyre com-
ing from, you probably wont have a clue
how to respond. Dont freak out! You cant
go wrong with simply being compassion-
ate or sympathetic. Also, you dont neces-
sarily need to respond right then and there.
Simply say, I need a moment to think
about this; please excuse me, and return
when you know better what to say or do
(get some advice if you have to). Dont
use that as an excuse to ignore the sit-
uation indefinitely, thoughjust to mini-
mize the amount of words you might have
to eat later.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
One thing I love about you Rams is your
willingness to try virtually anything that
looks fun or interesting, without regard for
whether or not you might actually be good
at it. Some signs wont attempt anything
new unless theyre guaranteed to be suc-
cessful at it. Boring! Yeah, some of the
situations youve leapt blindly into it have
turned out to be unmitigated disasters
but certainly entertaining, educational, and
exciting ones! Continue to ignore the
over-cautious counsel of your staid astro-
logical neighbors. Dont try to unlearn this
thrilling quality. Its part of what makes
you you, and great.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Friendships end, and sometimes theres
nothing you can do about it. Occasionally
it doesnt even have anything to do with
you. However, as a friend, you do have an
obligation to at least try to figure out
whats happened and repair the damage, if
at all possible. Step up, and make a mea-
ningful gesture or three, even if you feel
like things may have already gone on too
long. Be the bigger person here, and make
compassion and forgiveness your top
priorities (rather than being miffed about
whats happened), and try to fix this
bridge before it burns down completely.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Take a step back from the situation.
Some scenarios (having an extramarital
affair, for instance) are almost impossible
to see clearly when youre in the middle of
them. Your own desires encourage ratio-
nalizations and illusions that cloud the
issue. Thats not to say your most prudish
friend is right about your circumstances,
either just that youre probably not
taking the long view. Try to picture your-
self looking back on this time in 20 years,
and guess what youll think about it. Will
this turn out to be a mistake youll regret?
If so, nip it in the bud now, to minimize
the misery later. W
To contact Caeriel, e-mail
sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent
CHEECH MARIN
July 13 1946
JANE LYNCH
July 14 1960
BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN
July 15 1973
WILL FERRELL
July 16 1967
CAMILLA PARKER BOW-
LES
July 17 1947
CHACE CRAWFORD
(pictured)
July 18 1985
VINESSA SHAW
July 19 1976
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By Justin Brown
Weekender Correspondent
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inner, winner, chicken
dinner! Last Friday, I
championed the first
round of the Scranton Cultural
Centers Dancing With The
NEPA Stars. It wasnt easy
defeating WNEPs Sofia Ojeda
or vice-principal Peggy Hart,
whose stampede of supporters
flashed pop-poms in the air all
night. But at the end of the day, it
came down to raising money,
directly benefiting the SCC. It
may have helped that I was the
only contestant that earned a
perfect score, or that I stunned
the crowd in the flashiest Sarno
& Son tuxedo while opening
with a hip-hop dance alongside
the University of Scrantons
dance crew, Urban Beatz. Never-
theless, I raised a substantial
amount of money for charity and
am now incontestably a local
celebrity.
After winning, everyone at the
event treated me like a star! Jeal-
ous? No need! You dont have to
be a substandard reality-TV star
like me to be given star treat-
ment. In fact, here are a few
lessons on how you can give
yourself celebrity-esque treat-
ment right in NEPA!
SAY CHEESE! Treat yourself
to that bright, white smile you
have always dreamed of. Forget
applying strips for weeks, anx-
iously waiting for results. Go to
Bleach Bright in the Mall at
Steamtown, where your smile is
rejuvenated in only 15 minutes!
Sales representative Deanna
Royce will take excellent care of
you while she plays music that
will pump you up for your new
movie star smile!
GYM! TAN! LAUNDRY!
Not everyone is a filthy dirty
skunk like Auto-Tune star Ke$ha,
who lays on top of Dumpsters
when the sun shines on it so she
can get a tan. So, go to Tanfastic
Sun Tan Center, where effortless
tans can be achieved in a glamor-
ous environment. My personal
favorite is the spray tan. Its fast,
effective and will have you look-
ing like a million bucks in just
minutes. Everyone knows tan =
sexy!
ROLLIN WITH MY HO-
MIES! Once your teeth are as
white as the lies I tell on my job
applications and your skin is tan,
youll want to celebrate! Solu-
tion: Arrive in style by renting a
limo to escort you and your
friends around with Nasser Lim-
ousine Service. Request driver
Dave Bozym. He makes you feel
like a rock star and is cooler than
the limo driver from the movie
Blank Check.
THE SUITE LIFE! For the
ultimate self-served dose of star
treatment, rent a room at The
Scranton Hilton! The staff is
aimed to serve, the bartenders
make epic drinks, and the pillows
feel like heaven! The rates are
ridiculously affordable, too!
Follow these tips and you, too,
will feel like a local celebrity!
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Keep up with Justins
adventures and life lessons on
Facebook.com/
sorrymomanddad & Twitter
@sorrymomanddad.
Local
Celebrity 101
Justin gets the star treatment from Nasser Limousine
Services.
Grotto Pizza, Wilkes-Barre,
Edwardsville & Harveys Lake
$1.95 - Lite Drafts all day Sun & Mon
Breakers Mohegan Sun Casino
$2.50 - Lite Bottles Tues 7-11PM
The River Grille, Plains
$2 - Lite Bottles on Mon and
$1.50 - Lite drafts on Thur
Hops and Barleys, Luzerne
$1 - Lite drafts Wed 10-midnight
Huns West Side Caf, Luzerne
$2 - Lite bottles Mon 9-11 and
$1.50 - Lite drafts Wed 9-11
Arena Bar & Grill, Wilkes-Barre
$1.50 - Lite bottles Wed 9-midnight
Beer Bellies, Hanover Township
$1.75 - Lite bottles Tues
4th Street Pub, Hazelton
75 - Lite drafts Wed 11am-midnight
SATURDAY JULY 16TH:
Beer Boys, Wilkes-Barre 9:00 $1.50 Lite Bottles
Rodanos, Wilkes-Barre 9:45 $2 Lite Bottles
Brews Brothers, Pittston 10:20 $2 Lite Bottles
SATURDAY JULY 23RD:
Cuzzin Joes, Hazelton 9:00 $1.50 Lite Bottles
Bottle Necks, Hazelton 9:45 $ 2 Lite Bottles
Home Court, Hazelton 10:20 $2 Lite Bottles
SATURDAY JULY 30TH:
Whiskey Business, Wilkes-Barre 9:00 $2 Lite Bottles
Riverside Caf, Wilkes-Barre 9:45 $2 Lite bottles
Beer Bellies, Hanover Township, 10:20 $1.75 Lite Bottles
SUMMER SPECIALS:
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You can win a free pizza from
Vince the Pizza Prince, Scranton!
Email a photo of you, your
address, and your phone number
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subject line: Free Pizza
Deadline for entry is Friday,
July 22 by 5PM
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POETIC
Anthology Books (515 Center
St., Scranton, above Outrageous,
570.341.1443, scrantholo-
gy@gmail.com) All events free,
unless otherwise noted.
Writing Groups
Open writers group: Sat., noon led
by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp.
Bring piece of original writing to
discuss and critique.
Arts Seen Gallery (21 Public
Square, Wilkes-Barre)
Angela Alaimo ODonnell: July 15, 8
p.m., free and open to public. For
info call 570.970.2787 or visit ange-
laalaimoodonnell.com.
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
(Arena Hub Plaza, Wilkes-Barre,
570.829.4210)
Signings:
Ian OConnor, author of The
Captain: The Journey of Derek Je-
ter. July 16, 1 p.m.
Richard A. Singer Jr., author of
Now: Embracing the Present Mo-
ment. July 22, 7 p.m.
Barnes & Noble Wilkes-
Kings Booksellers (7 S. Main
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700)
Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30
p.m.
Teens: third Mon. 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Ages 14-18.
Childrens Events:
Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11
a.m.-noon.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500)
Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m.
Celebrates all types of writing styles,
formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to
register.
Keystone College, La Plume
The Gathering: July 14-17, explore
creativity through literature, arts
and sciences. Call 570.945.8512 for
info.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156,
ext. 217)
Novel Destinations: Summer
reading club for adults.
Socrates Caf Discussion Group:
July 14, 6:30-8 p.m.
Family Book Discussion: July 14,
28, 6:30-8 p.m. The Hunger Games
by Suzanne Collins, The Giver by
Lois Lowry.
The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
Writers critique group: Sat.,
noon-2 p.m. Bring work samples.
Free and open to public, donations
encouraged.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.com)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Life Drawing sessions: every Tues.,
7-9 p.m. Call Phil for info, 561.7817.
Artspace Gallery (221 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737)
Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m.,
Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment.
Centered Artspace Member
Show: July 14-Aug. 21. Reception July
16, 5-8 p.m.
Arts YOUniverse Art Gal-
lery (47 North Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre)
Fourth Annual Photographic
Exhibit: July 15-Aug. 17. Reception
July 15, 5-8 p.m., meet the artists,
wine and cheese. Photographs by
Mountain Top Photo Club. For info
contact Katie Larsen-Lick,
mtpc18707@aol.com.
ArtWorks Gallery (502 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815)
Gallery summer hours: Tues.-Fri., 10
a.m-3 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-2 p.m., or by
appointment.
Five from the American Watercol-
or Society: through July 28.
The Butternut Gallery &
Second Story Books (204
Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose)
Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m.,
Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m.
Karen Farmer & Jan Winemiller:
July 16-Aug. 16, opening reception
July 16, 6-8 p.m. Quilts by Farmer and
stained glass by Winemiller.
Camerawork Gallery (Down-
stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Building, 515 Center St., Scranton,
570.510.5028. www.camerawork-
gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gal-
lery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.;
Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Leaving My Found Eden: through
July 31. Photography by Ron L.
Zheng.
Dakota Ridge Gallery (9 West
Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 570.325.2082,
DakotaRidgeGallery.com )
Architectural Surreal: through
July 31. The photographs of R. Alex-
ander Trejo.
Everhart Museum(1901 Mulber-
ry St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186,
www.everhart-museum.org)
Admission $5 adults; $3 students/
seniors; $2 children 6-12; members
free.
With bullets singing all around
me: Regional Stories of the Civil
War: through July 17.
Medics In Action: Caring For the
Wounded: through July 17.
Gallery at the Pocono Com-
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
poconocommunitytheater.org)
Young Artists of Monroe County:
through Aug. 28. Kan-son Reeves,
John Kolbek, Denise McKellick,
J.J.Shutz, Morgan Crespo, Shane
Izikowski, Bud LaRosa, Brienne Rosn-
er.
Luzerne County Historical
Society Museum(69 S. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244,
lchs@epix.net)
Thousands are Sailing: The Irish
in Luzerne County: through Aug. 20.
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By Ralphie Aversa
Special to the Weekender
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ccording to Niles Cyra-
no Hollowell-Dhar, one
half of the production duo
The Cataracs, the State of the
Union for dance music is a posi-
tive address.
You go back 10 years ago and
Eminem said, Nobody listens to
techno, recalled Cyrano during
a chat on The Ralphie Radio
Show. So yeah, its definitely a
better day and age for dance
music.
The Cataracs have certainly
helped push the latest wave of the
genre in to mainstream. The
California natives produced Far
East Movements Like A G6,
and have since gone on to work
with the New Boyz, The Ready
Set, and Dev, who was featured
on the hook of FEMs smash hit.
When people put you in the
studio, sometimes they want to
hear G6, admitted Cyrano.
Really, when we made G6, we
were just sort of uninhibited, and
we were making whatever sound-
ed good to us at the time.
Clearly the thought process
worked because now, in addition
to the aforementioned artists, a
one 50 Cent has tabbed the pro-
duction team to create multiple
tracks for his forthcoming album.
All throughout my high
school, all we listened to was
Get Rich or Die Tryin and
even before that, like The Pow-
er of the Dollar. I was a 50
Cent fan for the longest time,
Cyrano revealed. (The songs we
did for him) sound great. Its
natural, but it still sounds like
some future, 2012 its just
really crazy.
The security that 50 Cent
implements so that his tracks
dont leak sounds just as crazy.
I had to take the vocals to
work with them and (50 Cents
people) had to put this effect, like
everything was distorted, but I
needed the stuff to work with so I
could create the beat around it,
the producer said. They put this
really weird filter over (the vo-
cals) so that I wouldnt leak it.
50s people also didnt tell The
Cataracs when the songs would
be officially released.
Theyre still taking submis-
sions for the last two or three
songs, and then I dont know
when singles are going to come
out, said Cyrano. I would think
youd probably hear it over the
next two months.
Cyrano explained that due to
the rappers schedule, most of the
work was done without him in
studio, but they all did work in
person for the first time about
five months ago.
WARPED INVASION
The Vans Warped Tour re-
turns to the Toyota Pavilion at
Montage Mountain Thursday,
July 14. The trend of acts from
yester-year returning to the fes-
tival continues with tour alums
3OH!3, Paramore and Simple
Plan all on the bill.
For Paramore, Scranton marks
the first of only six Warped dates
the band will play. Certainly the
shows will give Hayley Williams
and company a chance to play
with a new band configuration
(two members left the group in
December). Paramore may even
test out some new material; the
band is writing tracks for a fourth
studio LP, tentatively slated for
an early-2012 release. W
Listen to The Ralphie Radio
Show weekdays from 7
p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.
The Cataracs and crew with 50 Cent
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for info.
The Main Street Gallery (27 N.
Main St., Carbondale)
Carbondale Art Walk III: through
Aug. 5, displayed amongst 23 venues
throughout Carbondale. Call
570.282.1690 for info.
Carbondale: A Hometown Through
the Artists Eye: through Aug. 5. Call
282.1690 for info.
Marquis Art & Frame (122 S.
Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518)
Gallery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.,
Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Sunlight and Shadow: through
Aug. 5. Acrylics on canvas by Nina
Davidowitz.
Manipulation Art Reality: July
15-Sept. 3, opening reception July 15,
5-8 p.m. A selection of work by Steve
Braun, David Saxton and Amber
Summers.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine St., Scranton,
www.newvisionstudio.com,
978.501.7812)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
Rust and Patina: through July
29. Metal assemblage sculpture by
local Eli Marsh.
Northern Light Espresso
Bar (536 Spruce St., Scranton)
A collection of silkscreen, relief
prints, pen and ink illustrations by
Mark Ciocca through July.
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
(Misericordia University,
570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)
Summer Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-
Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m.
The Mary Wilson Supremes Col-
lection: July 23-Oct. 17, the gowns of
Mary Wilson of The Supremes, in
conjunction with Wilsons Under the
Stars Summer Arts Festival perform-
ance July 23. Open reception July 22,
5-8 p.m., features Q&A with Wilson.
$40 limited available, $360 includes
opening reception for six, festival-
table seating for six at concert. Call
674.6719 for tickets.
Pocono Arts
Pocono Arts Squared: July 16, 10
a.m.-3 p.m., Courthouse Square,
Stroudsburg. For info, visit poco-
noarts.org.
Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
pect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
Pink Ribbon Exhibit: through Aug
6. Work by area artists, donation to
Breast Cancer Awareness.
Sordoni Art Gallery at
Wilkes University (150 S. River
St., Stark Learning Center)
Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun.,
noon-4:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Near and Far: Landscapes from
the Sordoni Art Gallery Permanent
Collection: through Aug. 7.
Wayne County Arts Alliance
(waynecountyartsalliance.org,
570.253.6850)
Art on the Edge: through Sept
10, daily, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Hawley Silk
Mill (8 Silk Mill Dr., Hawley). For info,
visit events.hawleysilkmill.com.
Widmann Gallery (Located in
Kings Colleges Sheehy-Farmer
Campus Center between North Fran-
klin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-
Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
the public.
Girls, Girls, Girls: through Aug.
26. Local middle school artists dis-
cussion, July 22, 6-8 p.m.
The Wyoming Valley Art
League (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.wval.org, 570.288.1020)
Tiles of Life and the Indigo Crea-
tures: July 15, 5-7:30 p.m., art by
Sandra Trocki, Billy Brandenburg.
Wine, cheese, snacks, cookies will be
provided, 6-7 p.m. Music by Brand-
spankinstu. For info call 570.970.2787
or visit ArtsYOUniverse.com. W
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Artist:
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Kingston
Title:
Banana In The Eye Of The Beholder,
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Style:
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Next Show:
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WANTED!!
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FOUND: Black
Cocker Spaniel.
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tags. Found near
Hillside Ice Cream
on 7/11/11. Please
call (570) 779-5701
LOST LOST CA CAT T
Tan/gray Siamese.
Light blue eyes.
Answers to Stuart.
Area of S. Main,
Plains. Call 570-
466-7850 or
570-819-3185
leave message
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FOUND EYEGLASS-
ES: Pr escr i pt i on
glasses found on
Reynolds St in
Kingston. Call to
describe.
570-287-1780
FOUND KITTEN
East end section of
Wilkes-Barre. Very
friendly. Call 570-
954-5539 to identify
RAT TERRIER
F O U N D : W e l l
Trained. White, with
black markings.
Pittston Area. Call
570-655-8071
150 Special Notices
ADOPT: A t r ul y
happy, devoted,
married couple will
give your newborn
endless love,
warmth & a bright
future. Expenses
paid. Call
Christine & John
1-855-320-3840
ADOPT: Adoring
Mom, Dad, Big
Brother would like
to share a lifetime
of hugs & kisses
in our loving home
with a newborn.
Please Call
Lynda & Dennis
888-688-1422
Expenses Paid
Adoption Adoption is a
choice youve
made out of
love. We dream
of giving your
newborn a safe,
secure lifetime
of love. Expens-
es paid. Please
call Theresa &
Steve @ 1-877-
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570-592-4796
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406 ATVs/Dune
Buggies
HONDA`09 RECON
TRX 250CC/Electric
shift. Like New.
$3,800.
(570) 814-2554
409 Autos under
$5000
CADILLAC `94
DEVILLE SEDAN
94,000 miles,
automatic, front
wheel drive, 4
door, air condi-
tioning, air bags,
all power, cruise
control, leather
interior, $3,300.
570-394-9004
TOYOTA `91 CAMRY
LE good condition,
no reverse, 4 door,
runs great, new
tires $800. Mike
706-614-8020
412 Autos for Sale
ACURA `08 TL
Type-S. All Options.
White. 33,000
miles. $22,000
(570) 876-3832
BMW `00 323I
Black w/ tan leather
interior. All power. 6
cylinder. Sun roof.
Recently inspected.
New tires. 140K
miles. $6,800
(570) 868-6986
Selling your
Camper?
Place an ad and
find a new owner.
570-829-7130
BMW `01 X5
4.4i. Silver, fully
loaded, tan leather
interior. 1 owner.
103k miles. $12,999
or best offer. Call
570-814-3666
BMW `03 325 XI
Low mileage,
57,000 miles, auto-
matic, all-wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air
conditioning, air
bags, power locks,
power windows,
power mirrors,
power seats,
cruise control, CD
player, keyless
entry, leather inte-
rior, moon roof,
rear defroster.
$11,500
(570) 239-6752
BMW `07 328xi
Black with black
interior. Heated
seats. Back up &
navigation sys-
tems. New tires &
brakes. Sunroof.
Garage kept. Many
extras! 46,000
Miles.
Asking $20,500.
570-825-8888 or
626-297-0155
Call Anytime!
BMW `93 325 IC
Convertible,
Metallic Green
Exterior & Tan
Interior, 5 Speed
Transmission,
Heated Seats. 2nd
Owner, 66k Miles.
Excellent Condition,
Garage Kept,
Excellent Gas
Mileage. Carfax
available. Price
reduced $7,995
or trade for SUV or
other. Beautiful /
Fun Car.
570-388-6669
412 Autos for Sale
BMW `99 M3
Convertible with
Hard Top. AM/FM. 6
disc CD. 117 K miles.
Stage 2 Dinan sus-
pension. Cross
drilled rotors. Cold
air intake. All main-
tenance records
available. $16,695
570-466-2630
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Opportunity To
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2002 BMW 745i
The Flagship of
the Fleet
New - $87,000
Midnight Emerald
with beige leather
interior. 61K miles.
Mint condition.
Loaded. Garage
Kept. Navigation
Stunning,
Must Sell!
$20,000
$18,600
26 FORD
MODEL T
Panel Delivery
100 point
Concours quality
restoration. Red
with black fend-
ers. Never Driven.
0 miles on
restoration.
RARE!
$40,000
$38,000
$36,500
1954 MERCURY
MONTEREY
WOODY WAGON
100 point restora-
tion. $130,000
invested. 6.0
Vortec engine.
300 miles on
restoration. Cus-
tom paint by
Foose Automo-
tive. Power win-
dows, a/c, and
much more!
Gorgeous
Automobile!
$75,000
$71,000
$69,900
From an Exotic,
Private Collection
Call 570-650-0278
412 Autos for Sale
CADILLAC `02 DEVILLE
84K miles. Charcoal
with tan leather
interior. Recent
head gaskets &
water pump. Drives
great. $3,750. Call
570-417-5979
To place your
ad Call Toll Free
1-800-427-8649
CADILLAC 06 STS
AWD, 6 cylinder, Sil-
ver, 52,600 miles,
sunroof, heated
seats, Bose sound
system, 6 CD
changer, satellite
radio, Onstar, park-
ing assist, remote
keyless entry, elec-
tronic keyless igni-
tion, & more!
$17,000
570-881-2775
CHEVROLET `00
CORVETTE
V-8. 5.7 liter.
345 Horse Power.
Automatic.
56,000 miles.
Pewter metallic.
Hatch Back.
Glass top.
Air conditioning.
Leather interior.
Power seat,
locks & windows.
Bose AM/FM
stereo.
Cassette/CD Player.
Very good to excel-
lent condition.
$19,700
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
(570) 696-0424
CHEVROLET `88
MONTE CARLO SS
V8, automatic,
51,267 miles,
MUST SELL
$5,500
(570) 760-0511
CHEVROLET 06
CORVETTE
CONVERTIBLE
Silver beauty, 1
Owner, Museum
quality. 4,900
miles, 6 speed. All
possible options
including Naviga-
tion, Power top.
New, paid $62,000
Must sell $45,900
570-299-9370
412 Autos for Sale
CHEVY `05 EQUINOX
LT (premium pack-
age), 3.4L, 47,000
miles. All wheel
drive, power moon-
roof, windows, locks
& seats. Leather
interior, 6 cd chang-
er, rear folding
seats, keyless entry,
onstar, roof rack,
running boards,
garage kept.
$13,750.
570-362-1910
CHRYSLER `05
SEBRING LX
Low mileage, blue,
2 door, automatic.
Excellent condition
$7,000
(570) 740-7446
CHRYSLER `92
LEBARON
CONVERTIBLE
Needs engine seals
56K Original Miles.
Radiant Red. Mint
condition, new
paint, automatic,
new battery, tune
up, brakes, top.
Runs well, needs
some work.
$1,400 firm
(347) 452-3650
(In Mountain Top)
CHRYSLER 06
300C HEMI
Light green, 18,000
miles, loaded,
leather, wood trim,
$24,000.
570-222-4960
leave message
FORD `04 MUSTANG
Mach I, 40th
ANNIVERSARY EDITION
V8, Auto, 1,300
miles, all options,
show room condi-
tion. Call for info.
Asking $24,995
Serious inquiries
only. 570-636-3151
FORD `07 MUSTANG
63,000 highway
miles, silver, runs
great, $11,500.
negotiable.
570-479-2482
MAZDA 2 `11
Low mileage, 197
miles. Selling due to
death in family. Lime
green. Loaded.
$15,500. Call
570-788-4354
412 Autos for Sale
FORD 02 MUSTANG
GT CONVERTIBLE
Red with black
top. 6,500 miles.
One Owner.
Excellent Condi-
tion. $18,500
570-760-5833
VITOS
&
GINOS
Wanted:
Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Highest
Prices
Paid!!
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288-8995
HYUNDAI `04
TIBURON GT
Blue, 5 speed
manual, CD, Air,
factory alarm,
power windows &
locks. 38K.
$7,500 negotiable.
Call 570-540-6236
LEXUS `08 IS 250
AWD Sedan. 17,200
miles. No accidents.
Perfect condition.
Black with leather.
V6 Automatic.
Moonroof. 27 MPG.
Never seen snow.
$26,800
(570) 814-1436
LEXUS `98 LS 400
Excellent condition,
garage kept, 1
owner. Must see.
Low mileage, 90K.
Leather interior. All
power. GPS naviga-
tion, moon roof, cd
changer. Loaded.
$9,000 or best
offer. 570-706-6156
MAZDA `08 MIATA
MX-5 CONVERTIBLE
Red. Power steer-
ing, auto, AC, CD.
ONLY 5,300 MILES.
$18,500
(570) 883-0143
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Just Traded Specials
2006 BUICK LACROSS CX
We Sold It New, Only 28K Miles,
Traded On A New One, Must See
$
12,995
2009 BUICK LUCERNE CXL
One Owner, Just Traded on a New One, Leather,
Stunning, Low Miles, A Real Must See
$
20,995
2009 MERCURY MARINER 4X4
$
21,995
2007 GMC YUKON DENALI
$
29,995
Just Traded on a New One, 1 Owner, Chrome
Wheels, Moonroof, Low Miles
1 Owner, Just Traded, Moonroof,
Leather, Stunning Low Mileage
412 Autos for Sale
MERCEDES-BENZ
`02 SLK-320
Red with black
interior, hardtop/
convertible.
REAL SHARP!
Accepting Offers
(570) 740-8900
MERCURY `07
MARINER
One owner. garage
kept. Showroom
condition fully
loaded, every
option 34,000 mi.
$16,500
(570)825-5847
412 Autos for Sale
MERCEDES-BENZ
`95 SL 500
Convertible, with
removable hard
top, dark Blue,
camel interior,
Summer Driving
Only, Garage Kept.
Very Good
Condition, No
Accidents. Classy
Car. Price
Reduced!
$13,995
or trade for
SUV or other.
570-388-6669
PONTIAC 69 FIREBIRD
400 CONVERTIBLE
Blue/white top &
white interior.
Recent document-
ed frame-off
restoration. Over
$31,000 invested.
will sell $21,500.
570-335-3127
412 Autos for Sale
MINI COOPER`08
CLUBMAN S
Sparkling silver
metallic. Roof and
mirror caps in black.
Black leather interi-
or. Automatic step-
tronic paddles. Dual
moon roof. Cold
weather package.
Dynamic stability
control. Excellent
Condition. 33,600
miles. Just Ser-
viced. 30 MPG City.
$20,995
(570) 472-9909
(570) 237-1062
Looking for Work?
Tell Employers with
a Classified Ad.
570-829-7130
TOYOTA `03 SOLARA
Coupe. Auto. Silver.
Power windows &
locks. A/C. Satellite
radio, CD. $6,200.
Call 570-899-5076
412 Autos for Sale
PORSCHE `02
BOXSTER S
Great convertible,
black top, 6 speed
manual transmis-
sion, carbon fiber
dash, leather interi-
or, front & rear
trunk, fast & agile.
$18,000 or best
offer. Call
570-262-2478
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
SUBARU 05 LEGACY
2.5i Limited AWD,
Excellent Condition,
Dark Blue, Loaded
with features such
as sun roof and
heated seats.
Manual 5-speed
transmission.
116,000 accident-
free highway miles.
Asking $7,500. Call
570-575-0656
412 Autos for Sale
TOYOTA `93 MR2
T-top, 5 speed.
AM/FM/CD, AC,
power antenna.
New tires. No rust.
Great condition.
$5,000
(570) 708-0269
after 6:00PM
VOLKSWAGEN `04
BEETLE
CONVERTIBLE
Blue. AM/FM cas-
sette. Air. Automat-
ic. Power roof, win-
dows, locks &
doors. Boot cover
for top. 22k. Excel-
lent condition.
Garage kept.
Reduced
$14,000
570-822-1976
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Boat? Car? Truck?
Motorcycle? Air-
plane? Whatever it
is, sell it with a
Classified ad.
570-829-7130
VOLVO `01 XC70
All wheel drive,
46,000 miles, bur-
gundy with tan
leather, complete
dealer service histo-
ry, 1 owner, detailed,
garage kept, estate.
$9,100.
570-840-3981
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
CADILLAC `80
COUPE DEVILLE
Excellent condition,
$3,000 located in
Hazleton.
570-454-1945 or
561-573-4114
CHEVROLET `72
CHEVELLE
Two door hard top.
307 Motor. Needs
work. Comes with
additional 400 small
block & many parts.
$3,500. Serious
inquires only.
(570) 836-2574
CHEVROLET `76
PICKUP
Very Good
Condition!
Low miles!
$7500. FIRM
570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
CHEVROLET `81
CORVETTE
Very good condi-
tion. 350 engine,
classic silver with
black bottom trim,
all original, regis-
tered as an antique
vehicle, removable
mirror tops. 66,000
miles, chrome
wheels & tires in
very good shape,
leather interior,
garage kept. Must
see to appreciate.
Asking $9,000 or
willing to trade for a
newer Pontoon
boat.
Call 570-545-6057
Find Something?
Lose Something?
Get it back where it
belongs
with a Lost/Found ad!
570-829-7130
FORD `52
COUNTRY SEDAN
CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON
V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
3rd seat, good
condition, 2nd
owner. REDUCED TO
$6,500.
570-579-3517
LINCOLN `88
TOWN CAR
61,000 original
miles, garage kept,
triple black, leather
interior, carriage
roof, factory wire
wheels, loaded,
excellent condition.
$5,500. Call
Mike 570-237-7660
MAZDA `88 RX-7
CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior,
all original & never
seen snow. $7,995.
Call 570-237-5119
MERCEDES BENZ
`74 450 SE
SOLID CAR!
Interior perfect,
exterior very good.
Runs great! New
tires, 68K original
miles.
$5,500 FIRM.
570-905-7389
Ask for Lee
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
MERCEDES-BENZ
`73 450SL
Convertible with
removable hard top,
power windows, AM
/FM radio with cas-
sette player, CD
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital-
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
dition. $31,000. Call
825-6272
OLDSMOBILE `68
DELMONT
DRASTICALLY
REDUCED!!
This model only
produced in 1967
& 1968. All
original 45,000
miles, Color
Burgundy, cloth
& vinyl interior,
350 rocket
engine, 2nd
owner. Fender
skirts, always
garaged. Trophy
winner at shows.
Serious inquiries
only, $7,500.
570-690-0727
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new apartment?
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or worry!
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PORSCHE 78
911 SC TARGA
60,000 miles. 5
speed. Air. Power
windows. Metallic
brown. Saddle Inte-
rior. Meticulous
original owner.
Garaged. New
Battery. Inspected.
Excellent Condition.
$25,000. OBO
(610) 797-7856
(484) 264-2743
STUDEBAKER 31
Rumble seat,
Coupe
Good condition.
Call for details
(570) 881-7545
421 Boats &
Marinas
CUSTOM
CREST 15
Fiberglass
boat with
trailer. Out-
board propul-
sion. Includes:
2 motors
Erinmade,
Lark II series
PRICE
REDUCED!
$2,400
NEGOTI ABLE
570-417-3940
424 Boat Parts/
Supplies
RIGGERS: 2 can-
non uni troll down
riggers - swivel
bases & weights
avail. - $250.
FISH FINDER -
hummingbird wide
100. $40 firm.
GAS TANK:
3 gallon quicksilver
plastic gas tank with
fuel line $20.
570-262.0716
427 Commercial
Trucks &
Equipment
FORD 99 E350
BUCKET VAN
Triton V8. 2 speed
boom; 92,000miles;
$9999 or best price.
Great condition. Call
570-675-3384 or
570574-7002
439 Motorcycles
BMW 07 K1200 GT
Low mileage. Many
extras. Clean.
$9,500
(570) 646-2645
DAELIM 2006
150 CCs. 4,700
miles. 70 MPG.
New battery & tires.
$1,500; negotiable.
Call 570-288-1246
or 570-328-6897
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439 Motorcycles
HARLEY DAVIDSON `03
100th Anniversary
Edition Deuce.
Garage kept. 1
owner. 1900 miles.
Tons of chrome.
$38,000 invested. A
must see. Asking
$18,000. OBO
570-706-6156
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basement, garage
or attic and call the
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829-7130!
HARLEY DAVIDSON `07
Road King Classic
FLHRC. Burgundy /
Cream. Driver &
Passenger back
rest, grips, battery
tender, cover. Willie
G accessories. 19k
miles. $14,400 or
best offer. Call
262-993-4228
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 DYNA WIDE GLIDE
Golden Anniversary.
Silver/Black. New
Tires. Extras. Excel-
lent Condition.
19,000 miles
$10,000.
570-639-2539
HARLEY DAVIDSON
80
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
way! Mint origi-
nal antique show
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
28,000 original
miles! Never
needs inspec-
tion, permanent
registration.
$8,500
570-905-9348
Kawasaki` 93
ZX11D NINJA
LIKE NEW
8900 Original
miles. Original
owner. V@H
Exhaust and Com-
puter. New tires.
$4,100.
570-574-3584
Q-LINK LEGACY `09
250 automatic. Gun
metal gray. MP3
player. $3,000.
Great first motorcy-
cle. 570-696-1156
SUZUKI `07 C50T
CRUISER
EXCELLENT
CONDITION
Windshield, Bags,
Floorboards,V&H
Pipes, White
walls,Garage Kept.
6K Miles $5,200
(570) 430-0357
439 Motorcycles
SUZUKI 77
GS 750
Needs work.
$1,500
or best offer
570-822-2508
YAMAHA `04 V-STAR
1100 Custom. 5800
miles, light bar,
cobra exhaust,
windshield, many
extras, must sell.
$4,900. Call
570-301-3433
YAMAHA 97
ROYALSTAR 1300
12,000 miles. With
windshield. Runs
excellent. Many
extras including
gunfighter seat,
leather bags, extra
pipes. New tires &
battery. Asking
$4,000 firm.
(570) 814-1548
442 RVs & Campers
EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT
TRAILER
Brand new 2010
tandem axle, 4
wheel electric
brakes, 20 long
total, 7 x 16 wood
deck, fold up ramps
with knees, remov-
able fenders for
oversized loads,
powder coat paint
for rust protection,
2 5/16 hitch
coupler, tongue
jack, side pockets,
brake away switch,
battery, 7 pole
RV plugs, title &
more!! Priced for
quick sale. $2,995
386-334-7448
Wilkes-Barre
FLAGSTAFF `08
CLASSIC
Super Lite Fifth
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders,
aluminum wheels,
water purifier,
awning, microwave
oven, tinted safety
glass windows,
raised panel fridge
& many acces-
sories & options.
Excellent condition,
$22,500.
570-868-6986
SUNLINE `06 SOLARIS
Travel Trailer. 29,
mint condition, 1
slide out a/c-heat.
Stove, microwave,
fridge, shower
inside & out. Many
more extras, includ-
ing hitch equipment
and sway bars.
Reduced. $12,500.
Call 570-842-6735
SUNLITE CAMPER
22 ft. 3 rear bunks,
center bathroom,
kitchen, sofa bed.
Air, Fully self con-
tained. Sleeps 6.
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
215-322-9845
442 RVs & Campers
TRAVEL TRAILER 33 ft
Rear queen master
bedroom, Walk
thru bathroom.
Center kitchen +
dinette bed. Front
extra large living
room + sofa bed.
Big View windows.
Air, awning, sleeps
6, very clean, will
deliver. Located in
Benton, Pa. $4,900.
215-694-7497
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
BUICK `05
RENDEZVOUS CX
HARD TO FIND!!
AWD, Fully
loaded, 1 owner,
20,000 miles.
Small 6 cylinder.
New tires. Like
new, inside &
out. $14,900. Call
(570) 540-0975
CHEVR0LET`02
EXPRESS
CONVERSION
VAN
Loaded. Low
miles. Excellent
condition.
$18,900
570-674-3901
Wanna make a
speedy sale? Place
your ad today 570-
829-7130.
CHEVROLET `09
EQUINOX LS
Low mileage,
16,000 miles, auto-
matic, all-wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
ditioning, air bags,
power locks, power
windows, power
mirrors, cruise con-
trol, AM/FM radio,
Sirius radio, On-Star,
cassette player, CD
player, keyless
entry, rear de-
froster, rear wind-
shield wiper, tinted
windows.
REDUCED PRICE
$16,500.
(570) 954-9333
Call after 9:00 a.m.
CHEVROLET `10
SILVERADO 1500
Extended Cab V71
Package 4x4. Bed-
liner. V-8. Red.
Remote start.
6,300 miles
$26,000
(570) 639-2539
DODGE `05 DAKOTA
SLT Club Cab. 4
wheel drive. V8
auto. Blue. 49k
miles. Many extras.
Garage kept. Excel-
lent condition.
$14,000 negotiable
570-430-1396
FORD `04
EXPLORER
SUV, V6, 4x4,
automatic,
85,000 miles
Black Beauty.
Garage kept.
Must sell.
$8,700
(570) 883-2754
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
DODGE `99
DAKOTA SPORT
4 X 4, extended
cab, 117,000
miles, new
inspection, just
serviced, oil, trans
flushed, new fluid
transfer case &
axels, cooling sys-
tem flushed.
$6,599.00
Call 693-1262
after 5:00 PM
FORD `03
EXPLORER
Low mileage,
63,500 miles,
automatic, all-wheel
drive, 4 door,
anti-lock brakes,
air conditioning, air
bags, power locks,
power windows,
power mirrors,
power seats, all
power, cruise
control, AM/FM
radio, CD changer,
keyless entry,
leather interior, sun/
moon roof, rear
defroster, rear
windshield wiper,
tinted windows.
$12,500.
(570) 362-0938
FORD `04 FREESTAR
Limited. Leather. 7
passenger.Remote
doors. DVD player,
premium sound.
Rear A/C. 57,800
miles. $8,995. Call
570-947-0771
FORD `04 FREESTAR
Automatic, front
wheel drive, 4 door,
anti-lock brakes, air
bags, power locks,
power windows,
power mirrors,
power seats, cruise
control, AM/FM
radio, CD player,
rear defroster, rear
windshield wiper,
tinted windows,
new starter, just
inspected, $3,900.
570-594-4992.
Call after 4:30 p.m.
FORD `06
EXPLORER
78,400 miles, auto-
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air
conditioning, air
bags, power locks,
power windows,
power mirrors,
power seats,
cruise control, AM/
FM radio, CD
changer, DVD play-
er, keyless entry,
leather interior,
moon roof, rear
defroster, rear
windshield wiper.
$16,000
(570) 954-5462
Call after 9 a.m.
GMC `93 PICKUP
SLE Package. Very
Clean. 105,000
miles. $3,500.
(570) 283-3184
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
FORD `99 E250
Wheelchair Van
78,250 miles. Fully
serviced, new bat-
tery, tires & rods.
Seats 6 or 3 wheel-
chairs. Braun Millen-
nium lift with
remote. Walk up
door. Front & rear
A/C. Power locks &
windows. Excellent
condition. $7,500.
570-237-6375
GMC `99
SUBURBAN
Champagne
exterior,
leather interior,
power windows
& locks, 4 wheel
drive. $3,685.
Call
570-362-4080
GMC `99 TRUCK
SLE PACKAGE
2 wheel drive
84,000
original
miles
$5,900.
or best offer
570-
824-3096
HONDA `10
ODYSSEY
Special Edition.
Maroon, Fully
loaded. Leather
seats. TV/DVD,
navigation, sun roof
plus many other
extras. 3rd seat .
Only 1,900 Miles.
Brand New.
Asking $37,000
(570) 328-0850
HYUNDAI `05
TUCSON
61,000 miles, auto-
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
ditioning, air bags,
power locks, power
windows, cruise
control, AM/FM
radio, cassette play-
er, CD player, key-
less entry, sun/
moon roof, rear
defroster, rear
windshield wiper,
new towing pack-
age, auto start.
$10,000
(570) 762-4543
INTERNATIONAL 95
DUMP TRUCK
Refurbished, rebuilt
engine, transmis-
sion replaced.
Rear-end removed
and relubed. Brand
new 10 dump. PA
state inspected.
$12,900/best offer.
570-594-1496
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
JEEP `02 GRAND
CHEROKEE LAREDO
Triple black, eco-
nomical 6 cylinder.
4x4 select drive.
CD, remote door
opener, power win-
dows & locks,
cruise, tilt wheel.
108k highway miles.
Garage kept. Super
clean inside and out.
No rust. Sale price
$6,895. Scranton.
570-466-2771
MERCEDES-BENZ
`99 ML 320
Sunroof, new tires,
115,930 miles
MUST SELL
$7,200 OBO
(570)760-0511
MITSUBISHI `08
RAIDER
VERY GOOD CONDITION!
29,500 miles. 2-
4X4 drive option, 4
door crew cab,
sharp silver color
with chrome step
runners, premium
rims, good tires,
bedliner, V-6, 3.7
liter. Purchased at
$26,900. Dealer
would sell for
$18,875.
Asking $16,900
(570) 545-6057
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MITSUBISHI `95
MONTERO SR 4WD
177,102 miles, auto-
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
ditioning, air bags,
power locks, power
windows, power
mirrors, power
seats, cruise con-
trol, AM/FM radio,
cassette player, CD
changer, leather
interior, sun roof,
rear defroster, rear
windshield wiper,
new Passed inspec-
tion, new battery.
$2,500
(570) 868-1100
Call after 2:00 p.m.
NISSAN `03 XTERRA
Black with grey inte-
rior. 196k highway
miles. 4x4. Power
windows & locks.
New tires, brakes,
rotors. Great condi-
tion. $4,850. Call
570-574-7140
SUZUKI `07 XL-7
56,000 miles,
automatic,
all-wheel drive,
4 door, air condi-
tioning, all power,
CD player, leather
interior, tinted
windows, custom
wheels, $13,000
Call 570-829-8753
Before 5:00 p.m.
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
TRACTOR
TRAILERS
FREIGHTLINER
97 MIDROOF
475 CAT & 10
speed transmission.
$12,000
FREIGHTLINER
99 CONDO
430 Detroit, Super
10 transmission.
Asking $15,000.
88 FRUEHAUF 45
with sides. All
aluminum, spread
axle. $6,500.
2 storage trailers.
570-814-4790
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Trucks. For prices...
Lamoreaux Auto
Parts 477-2562
503 Accounting/
Finance
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
Two years practice
experience, starting
part-time, evenings
and weekends.
E-mail resume to
essexfells@
hotmail.com
ACCOUNTING CLERK
A local business has
an opening for an
Accounting Clerk.
Duties include
AP/AR, data entry,
filing, operating
office equipment
such as copier and
fax machines, sort-
ing and distributing
mail as well as other
duties as assigned..
Successful candi-
date will be profi-
cient in basic word
processing, spread-
sheet and database
programs and have
strong interpersonal
skills.
We are an equal
opportunity employ-
er who provides a
competitive salary
and benefit package
which includes
healthcare benefits,
401(k) as well as
paid vacation/holi-
days.
All qualified individu-
als are asked to
forward their
resumes to: c/o
The Times Leader
Box 2635
15 N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
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506 Administrative/
Clerical
CLERICAL
Part time. Weekends
a must. Background
check required.
Call 570-822-8870.
MEDICAL SECRETARY
Experience
necessary.
Send resume to:
P.O. Box C
Lehman, PA 18627
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Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
515 Creative/Design
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
515 Creative/Design
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
515 Creative/Design 515 Creative/Design
Mericle Construction, Inc. is seeking experi-
enced drivers, skilled laborers & heavy equip-
ment operators for full time, local, year-round
work with full benefits. Only skilled, depend-
able professionals need apply.
Experienced on-road/off-road truck drivers
must possess current CDL-A license. Tri-
axle, dump trailer or low-boy experience help-
ful. Also seeking experienced fuel oil delivery
truck driver with CDL-B with Tanker & Hazmat
endorsements to deliver fuel to construction
sites within the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton/Hazle-
ton areas. Any dozer, excavator or grader
operators should have 5 years experience in
commercial excavation.
EXCAVATION
POSITIONS
Submit resume to:
Mericle Construction, Inc.
100 Baltimore Dr., Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
or via Email: hr@mericle.com or
download application at www.mericle.com
North Star Foodservice of PA,
a stable and successful food
distribution organization,
is recruiting for
N th St F d i N th St F d i
Foodservice Delivery Drivers
Candidates will have a valid Class A CDL, 1 year truck driving experience
and clean driving record or 6 months of food and beverage delivery
experience. Candidates must provide a veriable and consistent work
history, exemplary driving record, and submit to a background screen.
This position involves delivering to multi-unit franchises throughout the
Mid-Atlantic states. North Star Foodservice offers an excellent
compensation and benets package including 401(k) with company match.
Interested candidates should apply online at
www.usfoodservice.com
under the careers/available opportunities tab, requisition 10002945.
You may also apply in person at
NORTH STAR FOODSERVICE of PA
13 Rutledge Drive, Pittston, PA
EEO/AA/M/F/D/V
$1,500 SIGN-ON BONUS!
We are an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity in the workplace.
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THE TIMES LEADER
timesleaderautos.com
PARTTIME
IMAGING POSITION
Saturday & Sunday Nights
Experience in Photoshop a must!
Experience in scanning and toning of photos.
Knowledge of both PC and MAC platforms.
Page proofng required.
Knowledge of typesetting and plating software a plus.
Must be willing to work nights and weekends.
Pre-employment drug screening and background check
required. Interested candidates should send letter of interest,
resume and salary history to:
The Times Leader
Human Resources Department
15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711
rcoolbaugh@timesleader.com
No Telephone Calls Please!
Fanelli Brothers Trucking has established a new
and increased driver pay package and an in-
creased sign on bonus. Due to additional
business, Fanelli Bros. Trucking Co. is adding both
regional and local drivers to our Pottsville, PA
terminal operation. Drivers are home most nights
throughout the week. Drivers must have 2-3 years
of OTR experience, acceptable MVR and pass a
criminal background check.
.38 cpm for qualied drivers
$1,500 sign on bonus
Paid vacations and holidays
Health/Dental/Vision Insurance
401K Plan
Contact Gary Potter at
570-544-3140, Ext. 156
or visit us at
1298 Keystone Blvd. Pottsville, PA
506 Administrative/
Clerical
FILE CLERK
A local company
has an opening for a
File Clerk at our
Wilkes-Barre loca-
tion. Duties include
filing documents,
data entry, operat-
ing office equipment
and distributing
mail. Additional
duties include cov-
ering the switch-
board and other
duties as assigned.
Successful candi-
date will be profi-
cient in basic word
processing, spread-
sheet and database
programs and have
strong interpersonal
skills.
We are an equal
opportunity employ-
er who provides a
competitive salary
and benefit package
which includes
healthcare benefits,
401(k) as well as
paid vacation/holi-
days.
All qualified individu-
als are asked to
forward their
resumes to: c/o
The Times Leader
Box 2630
15 N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
507 Banking/Real
Estate/Mortgage
Professionals
RENTAL MANAGER
Vacation rental dept
manager, PA real
estate license
required. Salaried
position plus bonus.
Benefits. Call
Pocono Resorts
Realty
800-444-3721 x 11
or send resume to
beckyacct@prr1.com
GET THE WORD OUT
with a Classified Ad.
570-829-7130
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
ARCHITECTURAL
SHEET METAL WORKER
Fabricates compo-
nents by using
equipment to cut,
form, and fasten
pieces. Develops
sheet metal proj-
ects by analyzing
work orders, prints,
and completed
assembly. 10+ years
experience. Fore-
man experience.
FULL TIME (DAY).
R.N. DeMeck
ROOFING &
SIDING Inc.
CONTACT US AT:
570-842-4474
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
CABINET
MAKERS
NEEDED
An architectural
woodworking
company
located in
Kingston, PA
is looking for
experienced
custom
woodworker
and shipping &
receiving person
Great pay and
benefits.
Only solid,
mature, and
positive people
should apply.
Call:
570-283-5934
or email:
agata@
4daughters.net
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CARPENTERS
NEEDED
Call 570-654-5775
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
CARPENTERS/
OPERATORS
Skilled carpenter
and operators
needed. 5 years
minimum experi-
ence & valid drivers
license. Background
check & drug screen
required. Prevailing
wage. Please visit
ceankiewicz.com to
complete application
Fax 570-868-3654
or email ceatrucking
@frontier.com
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513 Childcare
CHILDCARE
Wanted ASAP.
Call 484-866-5712
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IMMEDIATE OPENINGS
DeAngelo Brothers, a leading provider of transportation infrastructure maintenance services to federal and
state governments, is seeking motivated, organized team players in our Hazleton location for the following
positions: ASSISTANT SHOP MANAGER, CLEANING MANAGEMENT SUPERVISOR,
CDL DRIVERS, MECHANICS.
ASSISTANT SHOP MANAGER Candidate will be responsible for assisting the Shop Manager with overall direc-
tion, supervision and functioning of the Regional Garage. Candidate will be responsible in assisting the Shop Man-
ager with the supervision of mechanics, scheduling and prioritizing of repairs and overall garage safety. Experience
in truck repairs and mechanical builds required. CDL license a plus.
CLEANING MANAGEMENT SUPERVISOR We are looking for a team oriented, motivated leader to supervise
cleaning management crews. Candidate must have past management experience. Knowledge of street sweeping,
gratti removal, power washing, bridge maintenance and bridge and tunnel cleaning preferred. Candidate must be
willing to travel.
CDL DRIVERS We have immediate openings for local CDL drivers in Bradford, Tioga, Susquehanna and Luzerne
counties. Successful applicants will be responsible for driving dump trucks from Pennsylvania to the New York bor-
der and back. Candidates must have a CDL with air brake endorsement, experience operating Tandem and Tri-Axle
dump trucks, as well as a clean driving record.
MECHANICS Candidates must have diesel mechanic experience along with a knowledge of welding, vehicle
electrical systems and diagnostics. Building of specialized light to heavy duty equipment a plus. Some travel may be
required. CDL B and clean driving record required. ($15-$19 an hour based on experience.)
We offer a competitive salary and benets package along with the opportunity to be part of a
growth oriented organization. For condential consideration, send resume to:
EMAIL: hr@dbiservices.com FAX: 570-459-5363 or apply on line at www.dbiservices.com
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518 Customer
Support/Client Care
CLIENT SERVICES/
TELEPHONE
RECEPTIONIST
Our busy animal
hospital is looking
for a motivated,
dependable person
to work in our client
services and tele-
phone receptionist
departments. Cus-
tomer service and
experience answer-
ing multi-line tele-
phones is preferred.
Ability to work well
with the public and
attention to detail a
must! Hours will
include weekdays,
some Saturdays
and evenings.
Please reply to: c/o
The Times Leader
Box 2615
15 N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
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548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health 548 Medical/Health
Dedicated Account Drivers
$62KAnnually, $2K Sign-On Bonus
Affordable Medical Plan options with
Eligibility First Day of Employment.
Co-Driver Positions -
Home Weekly and Every Weekend
Automotive Industry Gouldsboro PA
(Scranton Metro)
TeamOne a National Logistics Organization is
currently recruiting for dedicated account Team
Drivers for their new facility that will begin oper-
ation in mid June 2011. These fully benefited posi-
tions are well compensated. The route drivers will
be delivering auto parts to dealerships throughout
the Eastern portion of the US. Qualified candi-
dates should be 23 years of age and possess a
valid CDL A drivers licenses with a minimum of
two years OTR verifiable experience. Candidates
must possess an acceptable BI and MVR. Drivers
must possess doubles and Haz Mat endorsements.
TeamOne offer a competitive salary and afford-
able benefits inclosing choice of medical plans,
dental, vision, 401K, etc. Interested candidates
can call 866-851-9902 to set up an interview.
TeamOne is an equal opportunity Employer
M/F/H/V
Excellent Beneft Package, for full time employees which includes
medical, dental, vision, tuition reimbursement defned contribution
plan. Part Time employees benefts are pro-rated.
Candidates interested in joining our team can forward
their resume in confdence to: jobs@ghha.org
Employment Applications are available for download
from our web site at www.ghha.org
700 E. Broad Street, Hazleton, PA 18201
Our Heart Is In Healthcare
The Greater Hazleton Health Alliance is currently
seeking the following candidates:
Information Systems Programmer Analyst
(2 year IT degree required / 4 year IT degree preferred)
Full Time
Speech Therapist Outpatient Department at
Hazleton Health and Wellness Center
Full Time / Part Time
Cooks
(Experience necessary)
Full Time & Casual
Dietary Aides
Casual
RNs - OB
Part Time
RNs Med./Surg.
Part Time
521 Editorial/
Writing
FREELANCE SPORTS
/ NEWS
CORRESPONDENTS
Abington Journal
Clarks Summit
The Abington
Journal has
immediate open-
ings for freelance
writers/news and
sports correspon-
dents to attend
and report on
local meetings
and sports events
in the newspaper
coverage area.
Gain clips and
valuable experi-
ence for your
future in journal-
ism or writing.
Report and write
byline stories con-
cerning sports,
local government,
school board and
other public
meetings. Pay
commensur at e
with experience.
Writing experi-
ence preferred.
Please send
resume and
writing samples
to:
The Abington
Journal
Attention:
Kristie Grier
Ceruti, Editor
211 South State St
Clarks Summit
PA 18411
Email: kgrier@
theabington
journal. com
Fax:
570-586-3980
No phone calls
please.
522 Education/
Training
EDUCATION
CKLC IS HIRING! CKLC IS HIRING!
Full & Part Time
Positions.
Call for details.
570-824-7635
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527 Food Services/
Hospitality
Gateway Center
Edwardsville
BARTENDERS
KITCHEN HELP
DELIVERY DRIVERS
HOST/HOSTESS
Apply in person.
NO PHONE CALLS
527 Food Services/
Hospitality
HOTEL
BEST WESTERN
EAST MOUNTAIN INN
Hiring the following
Part Time positions:
FRONT DESK
REPRESENTATIVE
16-24 hours/week
HOUSEPERSON
Valid drivers license.
HOUSEKEEPERS
Uniforms and
meals provided.
Weekends and
holidays a must.
Experienced pre-
ferred but will train.
Apply in person.
No phone calls.
Off Route 115
Wilkes-Barre
SERVERS
AM-PM Shifts
Full/Part Time
Red Rooster
Restaurant
Rte. 118 & 29
Sweet Valley
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
AUTO COLLISION SHOP
Now taking
applications for an
Auto Body Painter.
Set up and painting.
Must have valid PA
license & minimum
of 3-5 years
experience. Call for
appointment.
823-2211; 8:30a-5p,
Monday-Friday.
EXPERIENCED GARAGE
DOOR INSTALLER
Growing local com-
pany needs polite,
honest, customer &
quality oriented,
self-motivated team
player. Full Time
Crew Leader posi-
tion with benefits &
salary based on
your experience.
Contact
Rowe Door Sales @
570-655-7701
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MECHANICS
Mavis Discount Tire/
Cole Muffler is
actively hiring expe-
rienced A or B level
Mechanics. Must be
PA certified inspec-
tor, have own tools
and be experienced
in brakes, suspen-
sion, front-end work
and alignments.
Call 914-804-4444
or e-mail resume to
cdillon@
mavistire.com
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
FORKLIFT MECHANIC
Action Lift, Inc.,
located in Pittston,
PA, is the exclusive
dealership for
Crown and TCM
forklifts for NEPA.
We are seeking a
full time forklift
mechanic to trou-
bleshoot, repair and
diagnose Crown &
other makes of lift
trucks. Good written
& verbal communi-
cation skills, as well
as customer care
skills are necessary.
A valid drivers
license & the ability
to safely operate lift
trucks are required.
Previous forklift
mechanical experi-
ence or technical
school graduate will
be considered. We
offer an excellent
wage and benefits
package, as well as
401K Retirement
Savings Plan, paid
holidays, paid vaca-
tion & much more.
Apply by e-mail
mermar@
actionliftinc.com,
Fax (570)603-2880
or visit facility to fill
out an application:
Action Lift, Inc.
1 Memco Drive
Pittston, PA 18640
MAINTENANCE
TECHNICIAN
A manufacturer of
building materials is
seeking an experi-
enced Maintenance
Technician at our
Hazle Township, PA
roofing insulation
plant. The qualified
candidate must be
willing to work sec-
ond shift and occa-
sional overtime.
Experience is nec-
essary in the areas
of electrical and
mechanical trouble
shooting, equipment
repair, and welding.
PLC, variable speed
drives, and PC
experience is a plus.
Johns Manville
offers a competitive
wage and benefit
package including
health insurance,
dental insurance,
life insurance, 401K
savings plan with
company match,
paid vacation, ten
paid holidays, edu-
cational assistance
program, and a per-
formance bonus.
Qualified applicants
should send a
resume with salary
requirements to:
Johns Manville
600 Jaycee Drive
Hazle Township, PA
18202
Attn: Plant Engineer
or email: robert.
dwyer@jm.com
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542 Logistics/
Transportation
DRIVERS
CDL Class A
Needed for a
paving company.
Experience neces-
sary. 570-474-6329
542 Logistics/
Transportation
CDL TRUCK DRIVERS
REGIONAL & OTR
$0.40 per mile
Apply in person @
KEVIN RYMAN INC
620 Berwick
Hazleton Highway
Nescopeck, PA
www.
kevinryman.com
DRIVERS
CLASS A CDL
Local trucking com-
pany is accepting
applications for
dedicated, full time
CDL drivers with
Minimum 2 years
experience, clean
MVR and drug
screen required. No
touch dry van
freight. PA, OH, MD,
NJ AND UPSTATE
NY. Benefits offered
after 60 days. Call
between 8 a.m. and
3 p.m. Monday
through Friday ONLY
to schedule an
interview.
570-814-7858
Drivers:
Dedicated Routes -
Gouldsboro, PA.
$2,000 Sign On
Bonus Regional,
Great Pay, Miles, &
Quality Equipment
Excellent Health/
Supplemental Bene-
fits on day one.
CDL-A, 2 years
experience required
Recruiting:
866-851-9902
548 Medical/Health
AIDES, CARETAKERS,
& MEDTECHS
No experience, will
train. Must have
GED or diploma.
ALL SHIFTS
Send resume to:
51 N. Main Ave.
Pittston, PA 18640
DENTAL HYGIENIST
Full time position.
No nights or
weekends.
Call 570-822-3040
548 Medical/Health
LPNS, RNS & CNAS
3-11/11-7 shifts
Call Bonham
Nursing & Rehab
Center 864-3174
Ask for
Linda or Lynette
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
MASSAGE THERAPIST
Privately-owned
physical therapy
office. Duties also
include Physical
Therapy Aide/Office
Assistant. Person-
able, transcriptions
skills and basic
medical terminology
required. 3-4 days a
week. Resumes to:
pinnacle@pinnacle
rehabilitation.net or
fax: 570-714-6461
RN/LPN
Full Time. Private
solo practice.
Excellent benefits.
Send resumes to:
c/o Times Leader
Box 2610
15 N. Main Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250.
551 Other
FOSTER PARENTS
needed! FCCY is
looking for people
to help meet the
growing demand
for foster homes.
Those interested in
becoming foster
parents call 1-800-
747-3807. EOE.
PART-TIME HELP
Indoor year-round
ice skating facility
seeking part-time
employees for con-
cessions, skate
rental, skate guard
and cash register
help. Must be
responsible and at
least 18. Prior expe-
rience preferred.
Apply in person at:
The Ice Rink at
Coal Street
38 Coal Street
Wilkes-Barre,
Monday - Friday
12pm-5pm.
551 Other
SUNDA SUNDAY Y
INDEPENDENT INDEPENDENT
CONTRACT CONTRACT
HAULERS HAULERS
To deliver the
Times-Leader to
single copy loca-
tions, this
includes stores
and coin racks.
Delivery hours are
3 am to 7 am.
Must have reliable
vehicle with capa-
bility to haul a
minimum of 2000
lbs.
Call Rosemary at
570-829-7107
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554 Production/
Operations
CLASS A CNC MILLING
MACHINE OPERATOR
Minimum 3 years
experience.
Must be able to
inspect parts during
process. Part time,
20 hours weekly.
$15/hour, no bene-
fits. Shop located in
Mountain Top.
Call 570-868-8358
between 9am-4pm
Monday-Friday
GAS DRILL SITE
APPARATUS/
EQUIPMENT OPERATOR
Immediate Opening
24 Hour Operation
located on gas
drilling sites is seek-
ing a qualified indi-
vidual to operate
excavator and
maintain a piece of
machinery. Individ-
ual must be willing
to work outside for
all day & night shifts,
as well as weekend.
Valid drivers license
required.
Contact Brian @
Harvis Interview
Service for
application or Qs
570-542-5330 or
susquehanna.harvis
@gmail.com. E.O.E.
554 Production/
Operations
DEMAND PLANNING
COORDINATOR
Local company is
seeking to fill a posi-
tion in their expand-
ing demand/plan-
ning department.
Candidate will
encompass factory
ordering, custom
clearance, order ful-
fillment, monitoring
inventory levels with
a knowledge of
exports. Must be
able to multi-task,
have good commu-
nication skills & be a
team player. SAP
experience a plus.
Please e-mail
resume to donna.
reimold@forbo.com
or fax 570-450-0231
Mail resumes to:
HR Department
Box 667
Hazleton, PA 18201
Attn: D. Reimold
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Development
548 Medical/Health
566 Sales/Business
Development
548 Medical/Health
On the spot interviews & employment offers
Accepting applications for NURSEAIDE STUDENTS for the LCCC training
program. Tuition, books and testing fees paid by Little Flower Manor.
Applicants must be available either full or part time 3-11p.m. or 11p.m.-
7:00a.m., PAresident for the past two consecutive years
Charge RNs and LPNs part time all shifts
RN Supervisor w/sign-on bonus full time 11-7
C.N.A.s full & part time all shifts,
including 6:00a.m.-2:00p.m. and 2:00p.m.-10:00p.m.
Ancillary/Activity Aides part time for dementia unit
Ask about exible scheduling.
Offering incentive plans to work at both facilities located one half mile apart.
$500.00 sign-on bonus for full time 3-11 nurse aides
Cook full time
Environmental Aide full time
Dietary aides and porters part time
Experience based wages
Health care benets rst day of employment
St. Lukes Villa
(formerly known as Heritage House)
Little Flower Manor
1:00p.m. to 6:00p.m.
For information contact:
Little Flower Manor/St. Lukes Villa Human Resources
200 South Meade Street, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
Phone: 570-823-6131 Fax: 570-408-9760
Email: pmelski@lfmstr.com
E.O.E.
Wednesday, July 13 Thursday, July 14
St. Lukes Villa Little Flower Manor
80 East Northampton Street 200 South Meade Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA Wilkes-Barre, PA
St. Lukes Villa and Little Flower Manor
are facilities owned by the
Diocese of Scranton.
JOB FAIR
AUTOMOTIVE SALES
CONSULTANTS
Valley Chevrolet is seeking
individuals who are self-starters,
team-oriented and driven.
(No experience necessary)
We Offer:
Salary & Commission Benefts
401k Plan 5 Day Work Week
Huge New & Used Inventory
Apply in person to:
Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager
Rick Merrick, Sales Manager
601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
NEED TOP SOIL?
Screened & Blended.
Delivery Available.
Call Back Mountain Quarry
570-256-3036
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
39 Prospect St Nanticoke
570-735-1487
WE PAY
THE MOST
INCASH
BUYING
10am
to 6pm
600
FINANCIAL
610 Business
Opportunities
A
Better
Career
Starts
Here!
Your chance to build
your own business with
a JAN-PRO Cleaning
Systems franchise.
Extensive Training
Guaranteed
Customers
Guaranteed
Financing
No Selling Needed
Just $950 starts your
career, so call
570-824-5774 today!
Job Seekers are
looking here!
Where's your ad?
570-829-7130 and
ask for an employ-
ment specialist
610 Business
Opportunities
Landscaping
Business For Sale
Must have 5 years
experience in land-
scape design,
retaining walls and
all aspects of paver
work. Includes
dump truck, mini
excavator, 2 skid-
sters, trailer & 2
snow plows with a
great current snow
contract. Serious
inquiries only.
570-233-6880
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
630 Money To Loan
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credit repair opera-
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your credit report.
Its a process that
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pay your debts.
Learn about manag-
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700
MERCHANDISE
702 Air
Conditioners
AIR CONDITIONER
12000 BTU, profes-
sionally cleaned
inside, coolant
topped off, start
capacitor replaced,
runs like new! $75.
570-824-0354
AIR CONDITIONER,
8000 BTU, Sam-
sung, used 2 sum-
mers, 5 year war-
ranty, remote con-
trol, cannot use with
new windows, ener-
gy efficient, $100.
Cash only 570-288-
9936 between 10am
-9pm.
AIR CONDITIONER:
Gibson Low profile
6000 BTU Quiet
operation energy
efficient. Excellent
condition $115.
570-261-5161
AIR CONDITIONER:
Gold remote, works
great used one
summer 5250 btus
$75. G.E. works
great, remote used
one summer 5250
btus, $75. $130.
for both. 822-8957
702 Air
Conditioners
AIR CONDITIONERS
Kenmore 12,000
BTU new power
saver electronic
control, paid $400
each. Asking $300
each. 212-8445
AIR CONDITIONERS
Sharp comfort
touch, digital,
12,000 BTU. Amana
$39.99 each or both
for $95.
570-655-9452
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
COLLECTORS ITEM
Newspaper copies
of the 1972 flood in
Wyoming Valley.
Hundreds of pic-
turesand stories.
Quite a few copies.
Sell all for $100. call
Jim 655 9474
COMIC BOOKS -
Gen 13-1, X-files,
Spiderman & many
others, $1 each.
NEON SIGN - Elec-
tric, Camel sign, 30
years old, $150.
RECORDS - LPS,
78S, 45S From
40S, 50S, 60S &
70S. $1 each.
570-829-2411
Let the Community
Know!
Place your Classified
Ad TODAY!
570-829-7130
DOLL HOUSE
1960S tin doll house
made by Superior
Toy Co. Very good
condition, has some
furniture &original
assembly instruc-
tions. $150. or best
offer. 570-239-6622
LIGHT: Art Deco
ceiling light fixture
$10. 570-855-2568
TRAINS. Lehmann
Gross Bahn (LGB)
Retail over $800 -
Mint in boxes. Ask-
ing $450.
570-735-8558 or
5770-262-8282
WATERFALL BED-
ROOM FURNITURE
consists of war-
drobe, dresser, van-
ity with seat & small
wooden bedroom
chair Circa 1920-
1940. $400, or best
offer. 570-239-6622
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
YEARBOOKS:
Coughlin H.S. 1926,
1928, 1932, 1934,
1943, 1944, 1946,
1949, 1951, 1952,
1953, 1954, 1955,
1961, 1963; GAR
H.S.: 1934, 1935,
1936, 1937, 1945,
1946, 1955, 1956,
1961, 1972, 1973,
1975, 1976, 1984,
1980, 2005, 2006;
Meyers H.S.: 1935,
1936, 1937, 1938,
1942, 1943, 1944,
1945, 1946, 1950,
1957, 1960, 1974,
1975, 1976, 1977;
Old Forge H.S.:
1966, 1972, 1974;
Kingston H.S.: 1938,
1939, 1940, 1941,
1942, 1943, 1944,
1945, 1948, 1949,
1962, 1964; Ply-
mouth H.S.: 1930,
1931, 1932, 1933,
1938, 1960; Han-
over H.S.: 1951,
1952, 1954; Berwick
H.S.: 1952, 1953,
1956, 1957, 1958,
1960, 1967, 1968,
1969; Lehman H.S.:
1973, 1974, 1976,
1978, 1980; Dallas
H.S.: 1966, 1967,
1968; Westmore-
land H.S.: 1952,
1953, 1954; Nanti-
coke Area H.S.:
1976, 2008; Luzerne
H.S.: 1951, 1952,
1956, 1957; West
Pittston H.S. Annual:
1925, 1926, 1927,
1928, 1931, 1932,
1959, 1960, 1954;
Bishop Hoban H.S.:
1972, 1973, 1974,
1975; West Side
Central Catholic
H.S. 1965, 1975,
1980, 1981, 1984;
Pittston H.S.: 1963;
Hazleton H.S.: 1938,
1939, 1940, 1941,
1942, 1943, 1945,
1948, 1949, 1950,
1953, 1954, 1955,
1956, 1957, 1959,
1960, 1961, 1962,
1964; Hazle Twp.
Senior H.S.: 1951,
1952. 570-825-4721
To place your
ad call...829-7130
710 Appliances
DRYER: Gas dryer.
Maytag. Excellent
condition. Aprox 6
years old. $100
570-826-1156
710 Appliances
GENES
RECONDITIONED
APPLIANCES
60 Day Warranty
Monday-Friday
8:00PM-5:00PM
Saturday
8:00AM-11:00AM
Gateway
Shopping Center
Kingston, PA
(570) 819-1966
GRILL electric
ceramic 12x12
nonstick. Smoke
free. New in box.
$15. 570-655-2154
REFRIGERATOR
G.E. with Freezer,
great for beer tap.
$40. 570-474-6947
REFRIGERATOR. GE
Adora, side by side.
Black, water and ice
in door. Very good
condition. Was
$1500 sell for $450
570-457-7854
WASHER G.E. 125
Dryer Kenmore
$125 each. Both
like new & work
area. 570-266-1478
712 Baby Items
BABY ITEMS: Lots
of baby clothes, girl
sizes 6-24 months,
sneakers, boots,
sandals size 3,4,5,6
all in great condi-
tion, some new
receiving blankets,
bibs, toys, stuffed
animals & more,
must see $150. Pink
Princess baby walk-
er $25. Pink & white
Winnie the Pooh
high chair $40. Win-
nie the Pooh toy car
$25. Jackie after 3
pm 570-706-5091
CRIB SET Winnie the
Pooh comforter,
bumper pads, 2 crib
sheets, mobile, toy
chest, 2 window
valances, two piece
wall hanging, excel-
lent condition, like
new $60. 868-0220
FISHER PRICE all
around musical
playtime gym.
Excellent condition!
$30. 570-991-2809
716 Building
Materials
BATHROOM SINK
SET: Gerber white
porcelain bathroom
sink with mirror and
medicine cabinet.
Matching set. $80.
570-331-8183
CONCRETE
PAVERS: Red/Grey
Most pavers are 6
1/8 x 6 1/8 x 2 1/2.
Approximate 225 sq
ft. Removed from
backyard patio for
pool. $375.
570-474-9766
Line up a place to live
in classified!
LIGHTS 3 emer-
gency power failure
lights, 2 lights on
each unit, 3 for
$125. 570-636-3151
716 Building
Materials
KITCHEN CABINETS
& GRANITE
COUNTERTOPS
10 ft.x10 ft., 1 year
old, Maple kitchen.
Premium Quality
cabinets, under-
mount sink. Granite
tops. Total cost
over $12,000.
Asking $3,890
570-239-9840
SCREEN aluminum,
large, full roll 28
wide, new $25. 48
wide aluminum
screen about 15 roll
$15. GE flood lights
150 watts, 120 volts
case of 12, new
$20. 570-779-9791
WINDOW SCREENS
Aluminum, (6) 21 x
29, (2) 20 1/2x38
1/4. All for $30.
570-735-7225
720 Cemetery
Plots/Lots
MEMORIAL SHRINE
CEMETERY
6 Plots Available
May be Separated
Rose Lawn Section
$450 each
570-654-1596
ST. NICHOLAS
CEMETERY,
SHAVERTOWN
6 Plots. Can be
divided. Near
Entrance. $550
each. Call
570-675-9991
726 Clothing
BATHING SUITS
girls 2 & 3 year old
$1. each. 474-5653
CLOTHES mens
black long London
Fog, never worn
425. 44 xlong 3 win-
ter jackets, lines XL,
like new $25. each.
570-283-0811
726 Clothing
JACKETS: boys-
black size 14, gen-
uine Italian stone
$25. each 868-6018
JEANS 6 pair QVC
denim & Co. classic
waist straight leg
stretch jeans,
assorted colors,
new size large/tall
$5. each. 11 pair
QVC Breezies
panties with ultimair,
new, size 5 $6. for
all. 570-696-9086
LEATHER JACKET:
(Wilsons) Small. $50
570-262-1615 or
570-215-0215
730 Computer
Equipment &
Software
LAPTOPS: HP
nc6120 1.73 P4m
Centrino laptop-off
lease & refurbished:
w7sp1, ofc10, anti
virus + more. 60 gb,
1.0 ram,SD media,
cdrw + dvd, wifi,
new battery & bag
$200. HP nc6120
1.73 P4m Centrino
laptop-off lease&
refurbished :w7sp1,
ofc10, anti-virus
+more. 60gb, 1.0
ram,SD media,
cdrw+ dvd, wifi, new
battery & bag $200.
IBM small form
desktop system-
refurbished: w7sp1,
ofc10, antivirus +
more. 3.0 p4HT, 80
gb, 1.0 ram, cdrw &
dvd, includes moni-
tor, keyboard +
mouse, all-in-one
printer $125. War-
ranty & free delivery
available. 862-2236
MONITOR. Gateway.
17 color. Excellent
condition. $25.
570-693-2820
744 Furniture &
Accessories
ANTIQUE Wardrobe
Cabinet 1950s vin-
tage, light wood
color cedar lined
good used condition
$100. call 655-3197
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744 Furniture &
Accessories
BED, single, heavily
padded $200.
570-822-9697
BEDROOM SET
8 piece Governors
solid oak bedroom
set by Kincaid,
queen poster bed,
6 triple dresser with
triple mirror, mens
armoire, 2 night
stands, 1 lingerie
chest, 1 set of
steps. Downsizing
wont fit. $1,950.
A MUST SEE!
570-706-5140
BEDROOM SET. 9
piece ivory color
lacquer color wood.
modern. $700. call
for sizes & details.
570-288-9843
BEDROOM SET: 3
piece maple dress-
er 61l x 19w x 32
1/2 h), mirror (32
1/2 h x 48 l) , night
stand (21l x 15w x
25 1/2 h) , full size
bed with head
board & foot board
$125. 7 drawer wal-
nut desk ( 42l x 20
w x 29 1/2 h) $75.
570-288-1918
COMPUTER DESK,
corner, excellent
condition, gray/light
oak color $70.
570-868-6018
COUCH.Sectional, 3
piece, black multi
color with seashell
arms. TABLE, cof-
fee, round glass.
Table spins. $300 or
best offer.
570-823-3289
DINING ROOM SET
excellent condition
$150. or best offer
570-299-1538
744 Furniture &
Accessories
DESK: Light oak roll
top computer desk.
4 X2 5X45,
Excellent condition -
$300. Oak futon
with two futon cov-
ers $125. Black
three shelve enter-
tainment unit meas-
uring 3 11 x 1 7,
good condition $75.
570-868-0220
DRESSER Broyhill
54 18lx36w. 4
deep drawers,
matching full size
headboard, 3 draw-
er night stand,
excellent condition
$100. 570-909-7621
DRESSER: wooden,
painted brown $5
Ikea dresser, black
top $5., mirror with
black frame. Buy 2
items, get 1 free. $5
570-855-2568
END TABLE cherry,
traditional Queen
Anne style, may
want to refinish $10
& dark pine wooden
chair $10. Good
condition. 675-1277
ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER, large, very
good condition.
Wooden, glass
stereo cabinet, DVD
cabinet attached on
side, portable on
wheels. Asking
$100. 570-239-6011.
FURNITURE: Match-
ing Desk & Dresser
$50; Antique
Armoire $100; Oak
End Tables $50;
Dresser with 6
drawers $20
570-262-1615 or
570-215-0215
HOSPITAL BED
good condition,
electronic controls,
air mattress includ-
ed. $100. 299-9483
744 Furniture &
Accessories
FUTON with extra
thick pad, leopard
cover pillows $125.
Reclining chair &
foot stool, burgundy
leather, like new
originally $350 sell
for $200. 283-0811
KITCHEN SET
maple, 4 chairs
good condition $50.
570-829-2778
KITCHEN SET, Wood
Table with 4 chairs,
white legs and white
hutch. $250. BED-
ROOM SET, Full size
with dresser & mir-
ror, nightstand, mat-
tress & boxspring.
$150.00
(570) 256-4450
LAMPS (2) grey
metal & black. $25
each. 570-740-1246
LOFT BED (kids)
solid wood all in one
piece, guard rails,
desk with 3 draw-
ers, ladder, 3
shelves, assembled,
needs to be disas-
sembled Have orig-
inal directions for
assembly. Good
condition. A must
see. negotiable
$225. 814-8453
PATIO TABLE with 4
chairs/cushions, like
a bronze brownish
frame with a nice
glass top with a hint
of green to the tem-
pered glass. $165.
Cash or Paypal.
570-735-2661
RECLINER
brown leather $40.
570-823-3685
SOFA beige with
rust tones 8 way
hand tied springs.
$300. 823-2709
744 Furniture &
Accessories
SOFA: Rowe over-
sized Sofa & love
seat, good condi-
tion. $200.
570-639-7270
TABLE: 48 long
sofa table, medium
color wood $35.
2 seater child high
back bench $14. 2
country wood
shelves $4 each.
Chrome clothes
tree $5. Large
assortment of coun-
try sunflower items
including dishes,
pictures, shower
curtain set, flower
arrangements, tiny
tea set, metal bas-
kets and much more
$.25 to $8. each
item. PERFUME
SETS: Eternity
Calvin Klein $40.
Mackie Bob Mackie
$20., Mambo Liz
Claiborne $40.
Wings Giorgio $25.,
White Diamonds
Elizabeth Taylor $5.,
all new in boxes.
570-868-5275 or
301-8515
LINEUP
ASUCCESSFULSALE
INCLASSIFIED!
Doyouneedmorespace?
A yard or garage sale
in classified
is the best way
tocleanout your closets!
Youre in bussiness
with classified!
WICKER SET, 4
piece white, asking
$85. KITCHEN DIN-
ING SET 5 piece
walnut, table 60
round, cast iron &
wood, chairs, paid
$600. asking $200.
Both good condition
and you must see!
570-822-1094
748 Good Things To
Eat
PICK YOUR OWN
BLUEBERRIES!
8am to 8pm
Closed Sundays
Sickler Blueberry
Farm - Vernon
570-333-5286
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
CHIPPER,
SHREDDER
VACUUM Troy Bilt
4-in-one chipper,
shredder, vacuum
w/ hose, 5.5HP
(used 5 times) $250
MOWER John
Deere 6.5HP, self-
propelled lawn
mower (model JS
63C) $75.
570.262.0716
LAWNMOWER, Toro
20 mulcher, rear
bagger with bag,
4.5 H.P. Briggs &
Stratton engine,
rear wheel drive,
new spark plug, air
filter, oil change,
blade sharpened,
runs & looks new.
$115. 696-2008.
WHEELBARROW
$30. Aluminum
shovel, large & light-
weight $8. Pruning
shears $4.
570-855-2568
LINE UP
A GREAT DEAL...
IN CLASSIFIED!
754 Machinery &
Equipment
Motor, 6HP Single
phase 220 electric
motor. $300. or
best offer.
570-239-6622
754 Machinery &
Equipment
POWER WASHER
Honda high per-
formance gcv gas
powered with
attachments. 160 cc
$90. or best offer.
570-825-7867
756 Medical
Equipment
DIAPERS adult size
XL originally $14 a
package on sale for
$5 a package.
570-696-2856
LIFT CHAIR & Walk-
er: By Pride. Blue.
Excellent condition.
$200; Walker with
basket, chair &
seat, $35
570-288-1879
POWER CHAIR
Jazzy Select,
$500. Walker - $25.
570-829-2411
SCOOTER
By Pride. Revo.
Blue. Front & back
baskets. 6 months
old. $2,000. Vehicle
lift also included.
Call 570-288-1879
WALKER, maroon
chrome on wheels
with seat, $15. Also
raised toilet seat, $2
Call 570-823-4941
WHEEL CHAIR
Tracer IV by
Invacare, heavy
duty / extra wide,
450 lb. capacity.
$200. Call between
10am & 9pm
570-288-9936
758 Miscellaneous
BASKETS, planters
& vases, .25 & .50
cents. Dishes, 2
sets $10 each.
570-823-4941
758 Miscellaneous
AIR MATTRESS
Full size, new with
pump 19. $45.
MATTRESS TOPPER
new, full size with
gel & feathers $75.
570-823-2709
BEDLINER: 89
Chevy S10 truck
bedliner, standard
cab $30. Four bar-
rel carb running
from Chevy motor
$50. 5 storm win-
dows $50.740-1246
BOOKS. Complete
manual and guide to
prescription drugs.
Free. 570-655-2154
CAKE MIXER 2 inte-
rior bowls $4. 8
color flite dishes $4.
570-823-3685
CANNING JARS
1 dozen quart with
rims $4. 1 dozen pint
jars $3. 474-5653
To place your
ad call...829-7130
CHINA Crown Ming
princess, full service
for 8, creamer &
sugar, platter &
salad bowl $100.
570-735-7742
COINS/ foreign
coins from all over
the world total of
120 coins in good
condition all for
$20. 570-735-6638
ELECTROLUX vacu-
um cleaner bags
generic $1. each.
1 swiffer wet jet mop
$9. 570-868-6018
GIRLS BICYCLES: 2
16 $17.00. Girls
bicycle 20 $25.00.
Negotiable.
570-457-3879
GLASS DOOR. 4
way glass door for
bath tub. $25
570-331-8183
758 Miscellaneous
GARAGE SALE
LEFT OVER
ITEMS
Antique claw foot
cast iron tub $100.
Hard plastic dog
crate $20. Plastic
coated medium dog
crate $20. Re-
placement window
rectangular, brand
new in box $25.
Antique wooden
beveled mirror $25.
Wooden antique
side mirrors 1 pair
$20. pair. Old wood-
en windows double
hung $8 each. Old
window weights $2.
each. Custom built
dog cage with
accessories, hinged
shingled roof, dou-
ble compartment,
insulated $50.
570-814-6443
GARAGE SALE
LEFTOVER
ITEMS
LEXMARK X5150 all
in one printer $25.
Major Chef dorm
refrigerator $35.
Apex DVD player
435. Turntable with
radio cassette $30.
Document shredder
$5. 27 color TV with
remote $45. Show-
er chair, new $35.
Funeral standing
lamp, black $15.
New 5 x 7 carpet
$25. Aquarium $10.
570-472-8231
KNITTING machine,
used once. $25
Homedies sound
machine, $10.
Call 570-333-4539
LUMBER/USED 2
solid oak, ideal for
truck, side boards,
like new condition, 8
pieces $250. call for
sizes 570-466-0239
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570-899-3407
APT RENTALS
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Available
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KINGSTON
WYOMING
References,
credit check,
security,
and lease
required.
758 Miscellaneous
MINI BIKE old
school 3hp motor
runs good $200 firm
after 3pm 655-3197
MOTORCYCLE HEL-
METS: (3) $20 each
570-262-1615 or
570-215-0215
Doyouneedmorespace?
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in classified
is the best way
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Youre in bussiness
with classified!
RELIGIOUS ITEMS -
Hand made
Rosaries, $5. Pope
John Paul II Memori-
blia. 570-829-2411
ROOF TOP CARRIER
for SUV Handyman
special $10. SHOP-
VAC Craftsman
commercial grade
all accessories.
$20. 570-690-8469
SHELF for books/
DVDs, etc., has 12
adjustable shelves,
size of unit is
60Hx35Lx6D,
excellent condition.
$15. 4 suitcases, 2
Samsonite & 2
Sears matching
pair, all have keys
$5. each. Other
leftover items from
garage sale. Call to
inquire. 829-4776
Upholstery Shop
Liquidation Sale
Stripping Tanks,
Industrial Sewing
Machines, Material
& much more.
A LARGE VARIETY OF ITEMS!!
Call for Appointment
570-909-7334
VASES, small, party
favors from shower
$1. 570-855-2568
VHS MOVIE LOT
reduced to $2. each
or all 22 vhs for $35
All have their covers
& most are the plas-
tic ones also a vhs
stand, black holds
many movies for $5.
Cash or Paypal
570-735-2661
WARMER Creators
brand counter top
warmer for pop-
corn, nachos etc.
44hx28dx36w,
lighted inside slide
doors front & back,
very good condition
$795. 570-636-3151
762 Musical
Instruments
ACCORDION
Excelsior white,
marbilized, multi
grand $650. Stand-
ing microphone
$150. 735-0289
DRUM KIT: 5 piece
Pulse drum set.
Great for beginners.
$250 or best offer.
570-735-6920
DRUM SET WJM
percussion 5 piece
set complete with
cymbals, throne,
metallic blue, slight-
ly used. $229. Radio
Shack MD-1121 syn-
thesizer with stand
like new $125.
570-574-4781
TRUMPET.
Yamaha, hard case
$675.
KEYBOARD $125.
call 570-675-9481
770 Photo
Equipment
CAMERA german
AGFAFLEX SLR with
2 lenses. Asking
$399. 570-287-
7684 after 5pm
PRINTER Canon
Pixma MP460 digital
photo printer $30.
570-855-2568
774 Restaurant
Equipment
RESTAURANT
EQUIPMENT
Bev Air 2 door
refrigerator/ sand-
wich prep table,
Model SP48-12,
$1300. For details
Call 570-498-3616
RESTAURANT
EQUIPMENT
SOMERSET TURN
OVER MACHINE -
Model # SPM45,
$500; ALSO, Bunn
Pour Over Coffee
Machine, Model #
STF15, $225
For more info, call
570-498-3616
RESTAURANT
EQUIPMENT
Somerset Dough
Sheeter, Model
CAR-100. Only
1 available. $1,500
Call for more info
570-498-3616
776 Sporting Goods
BASKETBALL
HOOP; Great condi-
tion, asking $90.
Call 570-331-8183
BIKE CARRIER
Rhode Gear, model
is the Super Cycle
Shuttle, 2 bike carri-
er This is a bumper
& trunk carrier $35.
570-735-2694
BIKE RACK: for 2-3
bikes, straps to
trunk or hatchback
$15. Basketball sys-
tem, stand pole,
back board, rim, net
$40. 570-909-7621
BIKE: Italian Racing ,
Mangusta Precision
3000 aluminum
composite engi-
neered $125.
570-474-6028
BOOTS: Burton
snow board boots,
size 9. Excellent
Condition $60. Call
Mark at 570-301-
3484 or Allison 570-
631-6635.
GOLF CLUBS Wilson
Pro Staff all irons , 2
wedges, 2 woods.
Black bag in excel-
lent shape. $49.
570-690-8469
GOLF CLUBS:
youth, complete -
5,6,7,8,9, SW, driv-
er, 3 wood hybrid,
putter, stand up
bag. $75.
570.262.0716
HUNTING NINJA
KNIFE / Sword com-
plete length 18
Blade length 14
Includes nylon
sheath, carry on
shoulder or Belt!
Blade: Sharp $25
570-332-7933
SHOES Footjoy golf
shoes, like new, size
12E, golf acces-
sories included.
$20. 655-5049
776 Sporting Goods
SUN TENT good for
beach or yard, 2
people, side win-
dows, open front.
$10 Firm.
570-255-6056
778 Stereos/
Accessories
RECEIVER Stereo
technics receiver
model SA450, 2
Fisher XP-7B speak-
ers, excellent condi-
tion $75. 693-2820
STEREO SYSTEM
with speakers,
Emerson $30.
570-823-3685
780 Televisions/
Accessories
TELEVISION: GE.
28 works good,
needs remote $90.
570-740-1246
TV 19 Philco color
$3. TV Stand $2.
570-855-2568
TV Daewoo 13 with
remote, works
great, $35.
570-899-7384
TV G.E. 26 color,
cable ready,
remote, excellent
picture $30.
570-909-7621
TV Sanyo
with remote. $50.
570-823-3685
782 Tickets
Baseball Tickets
16 Tickets for SWB
Yankees against LV
Iron Pigs. August 1st
game. Includes Lux-
ury Box, Suite 11
with food & drink.
$500 or best offer.
(570) 332-2252
TICKETS: 2 Phillies
Tickets, August 28,
2011, Phillies vs
Florida, 1:35 pm
Sec 310 Row 5
Seats 13 & 14 $60.
570-498-4556
784 Tools
EXTENSION
LADDER $30
Wovel large, ergon-
omic snow shovel),
listed at $119 online;
only $8. 855-2568
Don't need that
Guitar?
Sell it in the
Classified Section!
570-829-7130
KENT, 15 floor buff-
ing & rug scrubbing
machine, heavy
duty 1740 RPM with
3 brushes. 40
Heavy duty cord.
Excellent condition.
$250. 570.881.1822
LAWN EDGER
Craftsman, runs
great, 4 cycle $75.
BANDSAW Crafts-
man 10 with table
mount, extra blades
& manual, like new!
$100. 878-2849
TOOLS. GARAGE-
FULL. Garden tools,
ladders, picks,
shovels, etc. $150
for all! Also priced
separately. Call for
further details.
570-654-2967
786 Toys & Games
AIR HOCKEY TABLE,
Sport Craft, 1 year
old, rarely used, like
new! $150.
570-826-8987
GAME TABLE 10 IN 1
foosball, pool, hock-
ey, basketball, etc.,
approximate 4 x 6,
like new, some
parts still in original
packaging $50.
570-868-6018
PAINTBALL GUN
used, TippmannA-5
comes with- 20oz
co2 tank-2bags of
paintballs-paintball
mask $100 firm
570-592-2979
PINBALL: Pinball
two player electron-
ic $95.00
570-814-3673
POOL TABLES:
2 Slate top pool
tables, disassem-
bled, $200 each or
best offer. Call
570-262-1615 or
570-215-0215
SLIDING BOARD
playground quality
sliding board, great
condition $40. or
best offer. 825-7867
TRAIN SET: Lionel
Dodge Motorsport
Set LIO11933 O27
Gauge. Brand New,
$125. 570-574-4781
788 Stereo/TV/
Electronics
IPOD TOUCH 4th
generation 8g ipod
touch. No scratches
or marks. Has never
been damaged, also
comes with head-
phones & USB
cable. $180.
570-235-4099
RADIO & CD PLAY-
ER Philips bass
reflex speaker sys-
tem $50. 654-6283
790 Swimming
Pools/Hot Tubs
POOL: Aluminum
24 above ground
vinyl covered fenc-
ing. All pool sup-
plies: auto-vacuum,
filter, Hayward
pump, etc.Will email
photos. $385. Vinyl
coated deck for
above ground pool.
No splinters, main-
tenance - water-
proof, lasts for 20
years. Will email
photos. $450
570-735-7468
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BUYING SPORT CARDS
Pay Cash for
baseball, football,
basketball, hockey
& non-sports. Sets,
singles & wax.
570-212-0398
800
PETS & ANIMALS
810 Cats
FREE KITTEN: 12
weeks old, female,
black. Free to good
home.
570-826-1156
KITTENS 3 free for
adoption to good
homes. Born April
15th. Gentle, hand
raised. Orange tab-
bies with nice mark-
ings. 570-262-6560
KITTENS 6 beautiful
& playful kittens
available for FREE to
GOOD HOME only!
call 570-332-5705
KITTENS, fluffy
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to good home.
(570) 270-3811
815 Dogs
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BRAZILIAN MASTIFF
puppies. Fila. The
ultimate family
guard dog! 4 males,
3 females. Ready to
go! $600
570-328-2569
CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES
Lots of color.
Adorable lap dogs.
Vet certified.
Females- $375,
Males- $350. No
papers. Will hold
with deposit. Ready
7/24. Please Call
570-648-8613
815 Dogs
GERMAN SHEPHERD/
LAB PUPPIES
3 males, $350 each.
1 female, $400.
All Black.
All puppies ready
now. Vet certified.
No papers.
570-648-8613
Husky/Pit/Lab Mix
FREE TO GOOD
HOME! Nine months
old. Male. All black.
Neutered, shots and
house broken. Very
loveable.
570-954-2166
ITALIAN CANE CORSO
Mastiff Puppies
Registered and
ready to go! Parents
on premises. Blue.
Vet Checked
570-617-4880
NEWFOUNDLAND/LAB
Cross puppies.
Great water dogs.
Vet Certified. Will
hold with deposit.
Ready 7/31. $500.
Call 570-648-8613
SHIH-TZU PUPPIES
Parents on premises
Shots Current.
$500 -Shih-Tzus
$400 -Shih-Tzu mixs
570-401-1838
Purebred Animals?
Sell them here with a
classified ad!
570-829-7130
Standard Poodle Puppies
Pure bread. 10
weeks old. Vet
checked. First
shots & de-
wormed. Males &
Females $400.
Family Raised.
570-954-5903
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REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
HARDING
LARGE SPLIT LEVEL
ON 2.8 ACRES
3 bedrooms,
3 baths. $135,000.
570-760-0049
906 Homes for Sale
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payments? You
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people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
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Trade Commission,
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DALLAS
DALLAS
67 Country Club Rd
Ranch, 3 bed-
rooms, 2 bath-
rooms, double car
attached garage,
fireplace, forced air
furnace, central air,
finished basement,
1/2 acre, 1/2 bath in
laundry room,
screened-in porch,
private well, shop
area. Walking dis-
tance to MU.
Move in condition!
Negotiable Price!
$150,000
Call (570)
675-0544 for a
private showing
To place your
ad Call Toll Free
1-800-427-8649
EXETER
Sunday 1pm-3pm
362 Susquehanna Ave
Completely remod-
eled, spectacular, 2
story Victorian
home, with 3 bed-
rooms and 1.5
baths, new rear
deck, full front
porch, tiled baths
and kitchen, granite
countertops, all
Cherry hardwood
floors throughout,
all new stainless
steel appliances
and lighting, new oil
furnace, washer
dryer in first floor
bath. Great neigh-
borhood, nice yard.
$174,900
Owner financing
available.
570-654-1490
INVESTORS SPECIAL
4 bedrooms, 1.5
baths. Priced to sell
at $17,000.
KELLER WILLIAMS
REAL ESTATE,
610-867-8888
Call Tai DeSa at
570-406-0857
906 Homes for Sale
HARVEYS LAKE
Baird St.
Ranch, 3 bed-
rooms, 2 bath
rooms, eat-in
kitchen, dining
room, living room,
bonus room, fin-
ished basement,
deck. Two car
garage. Double
Lot.
www.harveyslake
house.com
$189,900 Call
(570) 639-2358
KINGSTON
46 Zerby Ave
Sunday
2pm-5pm
Lease with option
to buy, completely
remodeled, mint,
turn key condition,
3 bedrooms, 1.5
baths, large
closets, with
hardwoods, carpet
& tile floors, new
kitchen and baths,
gas heat, shed,
large yard.
$134,000, seller
will pay closing
costs, $5000 down
and monthly
payments are
$995/month.
WALSH
REAL ESTATE
570-654-1490
WILKES-BARRE
129 & 131 Matson Ave
Double Block, 6
rooms + bath on
each side. $79,000
Call 570-826-1743
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NANTICOKE
129 Welles St
Lovely 2 story, 3
bedroom single
family home. Large
master bedroom
suite with walk in
closet and addition-
al closet and full
time bath. Wall to
wall carpeting
throughout. Addi-
tional 1 1/2 tile
baths. Modern
Kitchen with all
appliances including
laundry. Very large
dining / living room
area and extra first
floor room for office
or den. Nice back-
yard and deck.
Friendly neighbor-
hood. Immaculate
move-in condition.
Dont miss this
one! Asking
$137,500.
Please call
570-650-3358
for more info and
for an appoint to
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PARDEESVILLE
SINGLE FAMILY
BUILT IN 2005
CORNER LOT
738 Pardeesville
Road
CORNER LOT
2.5 baths, 2 story
with attached
garage. Oil fur-
nace with central
air. 90x140 corner
lot. Kitchen with
center cooking
island, dining
room, raised ceil-
ing with glass door
entry & hardwood
floor. Carpeting
thru out home.
Tiled kitchen &
bath. Kitchen appl-
iances included.
GREAT PRICE!
$219,900
(570) 233-1993
TUNKHANNOCK
Almost new Colonial
at Lake Carey. 4
bedrooms. 2 baths,
deeded lake rights.
Large rooms, hard-
wood floors, front
porch with view of
lake. Garage. Treed
lot. Pull down stairs
to attic. Oil forced
air heat. View pho-
tos on
lakehouse.com
$329,500
Call 570-836-9877
for a showing
906 Homes for Sale
PITTSTON
12 George Street
Two story single
with 7 rooms,
3 bedrooms,
1.5 baths, new
windows, modern
kitchen, some
appliances includ-
ed, electric service,
some carpeting and
hardwood floors.
Call Rita for details
$68,900
570-954-6699
Walsh
Real Estate
570-654-1490
WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St
SUNDAY
1:00PM-3:00PM
Completely remod-
eled home with
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
bedrooms, tile
floors, hardwoods,
granite countertops,
all new stainless
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
microwave, dish-
washer, free stand-
ing shower, tub for
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
neighborhood
$154,900 (835.00 /
30years/ 5%)
570-654-1490
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WEST WYOMING
TOY TOWN SECTION
148 Stites Street
CHARMING
BUNGALOW
$74,500
On corner lot with
2 car garage.
2 bedrooms, 1 bath,
walk up attic & full
heated basement,
hardwood floors
with three season
room. Freshly paint-
ed & move in condi-
tion. 570-446-3254
906 Homes for Sale
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WILKES-BARRE
Large, stately brick
home in Historic Dis-
trict. Large eat-in
kitchen, dining room
2 fireplaces, 5 full
baths & 2 half baths.
Huge master with
office. Large 3rd
floor bedroom. 2
story attic. Custom
woodwork & hard-
wood floors.Leaded
glass, large closets
with built-ins. Needs
some updates. With
large income apt.
with separate
entrance. Call for
appointment.
ASKING $350,000
Call 570-825-3608
or 570-706-5917
912 Lots & Acreage
HARDING
2.3 ACRES
Assesed $42,000
Sacrifice $38,000.
570-760-0049
POTENTIAL RESIDENTIAL
BUILDING SITES
ESTATE SALE
Dallas Heights
Lot 4 $35,000;
Lot 5 $28,000;
Lot 6 $45,000,
or all 3 lots for
$89,000.
Frontage 220x120.
Call 757-350-1245
WYOMING COUNTY
Route 29, Noxen
14.2 Acres border-
ing State Game
Lands. Wyoming
County. Would make
a great family
homestead or pri-
vate hunting retreat.
$117,500. Please call
570-905-0268
915 Manufactured
Homes
ASHLEY PARK
Laurel Run & San
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choose from,
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938 Apartments/
Furnished
WILKES-BARRE
FULLY FURNISHED
1 BEDROOM APT.
Short or long term
Excellent
Neighborhood
Priv. Tenant Parking
$595 includes all
utilities. No pets.
(570) 822-9697
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
BEAR CREEK
New furnished 3
room apartment
Includes water,
septic & most of
the heat. No
smoking & no
pets. $750/
month. + security,
references.
Could be unfur-
nished. Call
570-954-1200
1-2
BEDROOMS
FORTY FORT.
PROFESSIONALLY
MANAGED,
EMPLOYMENT
\VERIFICATION/
APPLICATION
MANDATORY. No
pets/smoking/
lease. All modern
appliances, servic-
es. Details upon
request. Begin at
$500 + utilities.
AMERICA REALTY
570-288-1422
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
West End Road
Clean & bright 3
bedroom apart-
ments. Heat, water,
garbage & sewer
included with appli-
ances. Off street
parking. No pets,
non smoking, not
section 8 approved.
References, securi-
ty, first and last
months rent.
$725/month
570-852-0252
570-675-1589
HANOVER TWP.
Kornkrest, 1 bed-
room, heat, hot
water, stove &
fridge included.
Security & lease.
$550/month. Call
570-825-0146
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
HANOVER TWP.
1 bedroom, first
floor, off street
parking, stove &
fridge included.
No Pets.
$390/month
plus utilities
NEWLY
REMODELED.
(570) 357-1138
HANOVER TWP.
Lee Park
2nd floor, living
room, eat in
kitchen, 2 bedroom,
wall to wall, rear
porch, washer &
dryer. Water,
garbage & sewer
included. No pets.
$440/month + 1st,
last, security,
& references.
570-606-3256
KINGSTON
121 Butler St
Newly renovated 2
bedroom, 2nd floor
apartment. AC,
appliances including
washer/dryer &
storage.
$900/month + utili-
ties, security, lease.
570-283-3969
KINGSTON
295 Grove Street
Living room, dining
room, 3 bedrooms
(1 large, 2 small)
attic, basement,
washer / dryer
hookup. Fridge &
stove. Yard, off
street parking. No
pets, no smoking.
$585 + security &
utilities. Call
570-991-2055
or 570-970-0800
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KINGSTON
72 E. 72 E. W Walnut alnut St. St.
2nd floor, located in
quiet neighborhood.
Kitchen, living
room, dining room,
sun room, bath-
room. 2 large and 1
small bedroom, lots
of closets, built in
linen, built in hutch,
hardwood and car-
peted floors, fire-
place, storage
room, yard, w/d
hookup and new
stove. Heat and hot
water incl.
1 yr. lease + security
$900/month
570-406-1411
LARKSVILLE
NEWLY REMODELED!
First floor. 3 rooms
and bath. Heat, hot
water, garbage,
sewer included. Off
street parking. Bus
stop at door.
$475/month + $475
security & 1 year
lease. No pets
570-779-2258
after 12pm
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
KINGSTON
E. WALNUT ST.
Light, bright, 1st
floor, 2 bedrooms,
elevator, carpet-
ed, Security
system. Garage.
Extra storage &
cable TV included.
Laundry facilities.
Heat & hot water
furnished. Fine
neighborhood.
Convenient to bus
& stores. No
pets. References.
Security. Lease.
No smokers
please. $840.
570-287-0900
MOCANAQUA
3 bedroom 1/2
double, large
modern bathroom
and kitchen.
Pergo floors
throughout,
large yard.
$650/per month,
plus utilities,
security and
lease.
(570) 417-0137
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MOUNTAIN TOP
WOODBRYN
1 & 2 Bedroom.
No pets.
Rents based
on income start
at $405 & $440.
Handicap
Accessible.
Equal Housing
Opportunity.
Call 570-474-5010
TTY711
This institution is an
equal opportunity
provider and
employer.
MOUNTAINTOP
1,200 s/f Ranch
style house with
3 bedrooms,
hardwood floors,
basement & yard.
Sewer & water
included.
Security & refer-
ences required.
$1,095/month
(570) 498- 1510
NANTICOKE
REMODELED
2 bedrooms, 1 bath
room, stove provid-
ed, off-street park-
ing. Remodeled.
New kitchen/bath-
room floors & car-
peting, fresh paint,
yard & deck includ-
ed. $450/per
month, plus utilities.
Call (570) 916-2043
PITTSTON
1 bedroom, 1 bath.
Heat, water and
sewer included. No
Yard. NO PETS.
$650 per month
570-443-0770
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
PITTSTON
2 bedroom. All
appliances included.
All utilities paid;
electricity by tenant.
Everything brand
new. Off street park-
ing. $750 + security
& references
570-969-9268
PITTSTON
Modern 1st floor, 1
bedroom, wall to
wall carpet, newly
painted, washer
/dryer hook-up, pri-
vate drive. Water,
sewer & garbage
included. No pets.
No smoking.
$400 + security.
570-883-9384
PITTSTON
NEW EFFICIENCY
Furnished or
unfurnished.
1 bedroom,
kitchen, living
room. All appli-
ances included.
BEAUTIFUL VIEW
OFF BACK DECK
$700/per month.
Call
(570) 814-2752
WEST PITTSTON
1st floor, wall to wall,
3 rooms, 1 bedroom,
$435 + utilities. No
pets. No smoking.
Includes washer.
570-335-3157
WILKES-BARRE
2nd floor 1 bed-
room, heat, water,
stove & fridge
included. Security &
background check.
$500 to $550.
Call 570-332-8114
WILKES-BARRE
3 bedroom, 2nd
floor, gas heat,
hardwood floors,
french doors, fire
place, no pets.
$550/month
+ utilities.
Call 570-655-4915
WILKES-BARRE
Luxury apartment.
$1,050/month.
Newly renovated
building. State of art
green heating
system. Brazilian
cherry floors, gran-
ite counters, w/d,
microwave, dish-
washer - all Maytag
appliances.
Enclosed porch.
1,300 square feet.
Call for private
showing.
212-580-8519
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
Wilkes-Barre
Apartments
Available
SAI NT JOHN
APARTMENTS
419 N. Main St
Wilkes Barre
Spacious
1 bedroom.
Secured Senior
Building.
Applicants must
be over age 62 &
be income
qualified.
Rent start at $501
per month.
Includes ALL
utilities.
570-970-6694
Opportunity
Equal
Housing
WILKES-BARRE
SOUTH
116 Simpson St.
2 bedroom 2nd
floor, w/w, eat in
kitchen w/appli-
ances. Washer
incl. Dryer
hookup. Off street
parking, no pets,
no smoking.
Water included.
Tenant pays elec-
tric and gas heat.
$450 plus security
570-814-1356
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WILKES-BARRE SOUTH
SECURE BUILDINGS
1 & 2 bedroom
apartments.
Starting at $440
and up. References
required. Section 8 ok.
570-332-5723
WILKES-BARRE
Very Large apart-
ment located in
desirable neighbor-
hood. Within walk-
ing distance to
Wilkes & Kings.
Spacious 3 bed-
room, 2 bathroom
includes a private
balcony/deck over-
looking an in-
ground pool, off-
street parking,
hardwood floors,
washer/dryer
hookup and a room
that could be used
as a small 4th bed-
room. No pets.
$1,650/month +
security deposit
Email: cshovlin@fcla
wpc.com or call
(570) 718-1444 and
ask for Chris.
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OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK
Coldest bottle beer
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Couples welcome
Expanded parking
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Monday - Saturday 1PM - 2AM
Sunday 2PM - 12AM
Rt. 11 S. Plymouth Twp.
570.779.4145
CAROUSEL CLUB
AN UPSCALE GENTLEMANS CLUB
NO COVER
NO COVER NO COVER
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Rt. 11
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735-9885
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SUN. TO THURS. SUN. TO THURS. SUN. TO THURS.
$1-2-3 $1-2-3 $1-2-3
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5-7 PM 5-7 PM 5-7 PM
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NEWPORT TWP.
PRIME APARTMENTS STILL AVAILABLE!
ST. STANISLAUS APARTMENTS
143-145 Old Newport Rd., Newport Twp.
Affordable, Accessible 1, 2 & 3
Bedroom Apartments
Income Eligibility* Required.
Rents: $455-$656 plus electric
(*Maximum Incomes vary according to household size)
High Efciency Heat/Air Conditioning
Newer Appliances Laundry Rooms
Community Room Private Parking
Rent Includes Water, Sewer & Refuse
For more info or to apply, please call:
570-733-2010
TDD: 800-654-5984
Apply Today!
Great, Convenient
Location!
IN THE HEART OF WILKES-BARRE
Immediate Occupancy!!
MARTIN D. POPKY APARTMENTS
61 E. Northampton St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701
Affordable Senior Apartments
Income Eligibility Required
Utilities Included! Low cable rates;
New appliances; laundry on site;
Activities!
Curb side Public Transportation
Please call 570-825-8594
TDD/TTY 800-654-5984
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE/NORTH
815 N Washington St
2nd floor. 3 bed-
room. Wall to wall
carpet. Eat in
kitchen with appli-
ances. Coin op laun-
dry. All utilities
included + standard
cable. No Pets.
$750 + security
Call (570) 814-1356
944 Commercial
Properties
DOLPHIN PLAZA
Rte. 315
2,000 SF
Office / Retail
2,000 SF
Restaurant/Deli with
drive thru window
4,500 SF Office
Showroom,
Warehouse
Loading Dock
4 Acres touching
I81 will build to suit.
Call 570-829-1206
PLAINS TWP
7 PETHICK DRIVE
OFF RTE. 315
1200 & 700 SF
Office Furnished.
570-760-1513
315 PLAZA
1750 & 3200 SF
Retail / Office
Space Available
570-829-1206
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950 Half Doubles
FORTY FORT
Listed is a beautiful
half double in a very
desirable residential
environment. Only 5
minutes from the
Cross Valley. In
close proximity to all
public amenities
including employ-
ment, shopping &
schools. 1st floor
features a spacious
dining room and a
living room with
french doors lead-
ing to a sunroom.
Kitchen includes all
appliances, or bring
your own! In addi-
tion, theres a laun-
dry room & a pow-
der room to the rear
of the kitchen. 3
bedrooms & a full
bath on the 2nd
floor with lots of
storage on the 3rd
floor. Nice hedge-
lined yard with flag-
stone patio & off
street parking for 2
cars. 1 outside, and
one in the garage!
New sidewalks, new
roof, vinyl siding,
windows & a recent
driveway. $700 /
month + utilities. No
smoking, no pets.
Security & refer-
ences required. Not
Section 8 approved.
Call 570-287-2157
After 3pm
NANTICOKE
3 bedroom half dou-
ble. New carpet &
kitchen cabinets.
$600 + utilities. no
pets. Call
570-855-2790
950 Half Doubles
FREELAND
Large 1/2 double. 5
bedrooms. Water
and sewer included
$750 per month
570-443-0770
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570-829-7130
PITTSTON TOWNSHIP
2 bedroom in
Great Location,
Off-Street Parking.
All appliances
included. No Pets/
No Smoking. $600 +
electric, security &
last months rent.
570-237-6000
WEST WYOMING
Half double. 2 bed-
rooms, freshly
painted, new car-
peting, off street
parking, big back
yard, no smoking.
Finished basement.
Available August 1.
$600 + utilities &
security. Call
570-855-3008
WILKES-BARRE
2 Half Doubles
Both located in nice
neighborhoods. Off
street parking.
Large back yards.
No pets. Security &
all utilities by ten-
ant. 3 bedrooms,
1 bath, huge attic.
$625/month. Also,
Adorable 2 bed-
room. $550/month
570-766-1881
953Houses for Rent
FORTY FORT
Listed is a beautiful
one bedroom, sin-
gle story home with
off street parking in
a very desirable
residential environ-
ment. Only 5 min-
utes from the Cross
Valley. In close prox-
imity to all public
amenities including
employment, shop-
ping & schools. This
home features a liv-
ing room, dining
room, full bath, eat
in kitchen and a
large laundry/ stor-
age room. All appli-
ances included.
Enjoy the front
porch overlooking
your large front yard
or relax on the patio
and pick vegetables
from your garden.
No pets or smoking.
Not approved for
Section 8. $600 +
utilities. Security
deposit & refer-
ences required.
Call 570-287-2157
after 3pm
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
Lyndwood Section
Single home, 1 bed-
room, large living
room, totally
remodeled, gas
heat, off street
parking. No Pets.
No Smoking.
$625/month
+ security
570-793-5333
953Houses for Rent
FORTY FORT
Modern, 6 room, 3
bedroom house for
rent. Freshly paint-
ed. Available imme-
diately. No pets.
$550/month. Refer-
ences & security
deposit required.
(570) 704-6562
(570) 287-2405
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HANOVER
TOWNSHIP
COZY HOUSE
FOR RENT
263 Rear Lynd-
wood Ave. Avail-
able 8/1/11. 2 bed-
rooms, 2 bath-
rooms, refrigera-
tor, stove and
washer provided,
no pets, Newly
renovated, tile and
hardwood through-
out, new kitchen
cabinets, large
family room, walk-
in attic and base-
ment storage. Bath
room/shower on
each floor. Quiet
neighborhood,
small yard with pri-
vate patio. $725/
per month/
Garbage, Sewer,
$1st/last/security/
security deposit.
Call 570-817-0129
to set an appoint-
ment or email
jjanick68@
hotmail.com
LUZERNE
6 rooms, useable
loft, full basement,
backyard, appli-
ances provided.
$575/month + utili-
ties. 1 month secu-
rity at time of sign-
ing. Section 8 ok.
Call (570) 592-5764
ask for Steve
NANTICOKE
2 bedrooms, 2
bath single home.
Freshly painted,
hardwood floors,
dishwasher, w/d
hookup, porch. No
pets or smoking.
$565/per month,
plus utilities, Call
466-6334
NANTICOKE
Desirable
Lexington Village
Nanticoke, PA
Many ranch style
homes. 2 bedrooms
2 Free Months With
A 2 Year Lease
$795 + electric
SQUARE FOOT RE
MANAGEMENT
866-873-0478
953Houses for Rent
WILKES-BARRE
MONARCH RENTALS
3 bedrooms,
all appliances
provided.
Call 570-822-7039
962 Rooms
WEST WYOMING
Room for rent.
$350. Washer/
dryer. 845-616-1461
971 Vacation &
Resort Properties
FOR SALE OR RENT!
Adults Only Campground
Fleetwood Cimarron
5th wheel. 36.5C.
88 model. In good
condition. Located
in beautiful 150 acre
tree farm in Maine.
Swimming pools,
hiking trails, ponds,
rec halls, potlucks &
activities. Dogs wel-
come. Beautiful site
rental with huge
maple tree in front &
bubbling brook in
back. For Rent:
$350/weekly
$1,000/monthly
For Sale:
$6,500
(570) 762-3747
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DIRECTORY
1105 Floor Covering
Installation
NORTHEAST FLOORING
SYSTEMS, INC
Installing
& Refinishing
Hardwood floors.
We install laminate
flooring too!
570-561-2079
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1129 Gutter
Repair & Cleaning
GUTTER 2 GO, INC.
PA#067136- Fully
Licensed & Insured.
We install custom
seamless rain
gutters & leaf
protection systems.
CALL US TODAY ABOUT
OUR 10% OFF WHOLE
HOUSE DISCOUNT!
570-561-2328
1135 Hauling &
Trucking
A.S.A.P Hauling
Estate Cleanouts,
Attics, Cellars,
Garages, Fire &
Flood Damage.
Free Estimates,
Same Day
Service!
570-822-4582
1189 Miscellaneous
Service
Assisting the Elderly &
Disabled in their homes.
See ad in Elderly
Care Section 350
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1204 Painting &
Wallpaper
A & N PAINTING
Airplane Quality at
Submarine Prices!
Interior/Exterior,
pressure washing,
decks & siding.
Commercial/Resi-
dential. Over 17
years experience!
Free estimates.
Licensed & Insured
570-820-7832
A.B.C. Professional
Painting
36 Yrs Experience
We Specialize In
New Construction
Residential
Repaints
Comm./Industrial
All Insurance
Claims
Apartments
Interior/Exterior
Spray,Brush, Rolls
WallpaperRemoval
Cabinet Refinish-
ing
Drywall/Finishing
Power Washing
Deck Specialist
Handy Man
FREE ESTIMATES
Larry Neer
570-606-9638
M. PARALI S PAI NTI NG
Int/ Ext. painting,
Power washing.
Professional work
at affordable rates.
Free estimates.
570-288-0733
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