Life. Music. Love. Driving. Oh man, I'm lost. Parents. Friends. Boyfriend. Girlf riend.

Those shoes are so cute. I love my dog. I hate cats. I love my car. Oooh, shiny. I have too much pride. Cell phone bill. Am I going over my texting limit ? Oh wait, I have unlimited. How is Grandpa doing? Where's Grandma? Graduation. Grades. GPA. Pandas. I love them little tacos. I need to clean. Man, I'm hungry. Starved children in Africa. Mission trip? Note to self. Cake sounds good. I wan t that car. My computer is really slow. These cookies are stale. Oh man, I just missed my exit. Why is the restroom always full? Why won't she date me? Why won' t he look at me? I want to lose weight. I lack confidence. I need to help others . That's the wrong, "there." I hope there aren't any bugs. SQUISH. I don't feel like reading right now. I need to study. PARTY. That guy needs some deodorant. S EX. They don't have much time. Where's the dog? I need that job. Ooh, when's tha t show on again? Research paper. Downsizing. If only the Astros would win. The v acuum cleaner is so loud. I really need to stop biting my nails. Oui. Yes. No. T hat guy better not cut me off. I hope Snippy has enough to eat today. What if so meone finds out? Tuition. I think I'll volunteer today. Hey, I'm walking here! T hat person almost hit me with their car. No shirt, no shoes, no job. That's a du mb article. Free Internet for everyone! Our souls are like rushing water. I miss ed you so much. I haven't seen you in forever. MONEY. Don't give me that lip. I think I'll get a tattoo today. Why is the sky so blue? Arr, my laptop is about t o die! How do I get this barre chord down? Don't distract the director. I wish I were married. I'm glad to be single, actually. There's SO MANY. I hope my kids are in a band. I hope my kids will like me. Why can't my family just be normal? FOCUS. I need to study for finals. When is my CPA? Why didn't I go to college? I turned out all right. Why is it so hard to got to sleep? I wish someone were he re. What does this button do? I wonder what this person is up to. Why is this wo man on her cell phone and speeding? Someone is about to die. This place smells a little like fish. Yellow sticky notes. What is the point of driving a Hummer? T his desk needs to be refinished. Those guys are overcharging. These people gossi p so much. I love the night sky right now. Ah, the open road. This job is so bor ing. What is up with this lump in my throat? What was that again? Where is the r estroom? Lord grant me wisdom. Is there a God? It's better to worship God and fi nd out that there isn't one than not worship and find out there is. Really? That 's interesting. DUCT TAPE. Just found out I'm allergic to dust. How cool? Not co ol. That's cooler than a penguin in a refrigerated truck! I hear whispers in the wind. Peer pressure. They're manifesting inside of me. I really don't want to b e pregnant. What can I do to serve? How many times can you misuse, "your" in a s entence? Ooh, you said a bad word! This is an awesome place. Let's go home. When was the last time that pan was washed? I wonder if that hurt. I want a revoluti on. They're going to die in the desert. There must have been a sale on bar stool s. Ever look at a CD stack from the side? It's pretty wild. I need to read more. No more beer pong. Where did I put my phone? No, he won't be back in five minut es. SPARKLES. Why are there so many remote controls? My headphones disappeared a gain. Did I lock my car? Do I have to run to class? I hope that isn't a cop. Did someone just touch my butt? Most of my thoughts are consumed by you. I'm hangin g by a moment. That was so weird. AWKWARD. Where's the normalcy? Normal is borin g. Normal is a setting on a washing machine. Will I remember to fold my laundry? I hate laundry. Another error message? Mom did it. Am I really alone? Heh, butt . Why don't we ever talk to the neighbors? I live nine miles out of town. This c olumn needs more numbers. This paragraph needs more columns. I'm getting very sl eepy. The theory of evolution. This is a private conversation. EWWW. These parag raphs are getting shorter. My editor is not going to be happy. My parent's will be glad. My brothers and sisters and uncles and aunts and nieces and nephews. Th is headset is way too big. This is ON SALE. Shelby GT500. There's a cobra in my shoe. Good morning. Good night. It would have been cool to be there even though you couldn't look. I can't see. I can hear. Only listen. Two ears and one mouth.