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by the request of its current occupant with cheese steaks from
the White House Sub Shop and a full array of Tastykake snacks,
Jerry Seinfeld was explaining the stand-up comedy ritual of
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>>buzzer in the city
getting in the bubble: a state of mind that a performer seeks before show time, a few nal
moments of calm before the tumult of an unpredictable live audience.
And make no mistake. When Mr. Seinfeld faces his crowd, he is usually thinking of the
exchange in raw, physical terms: a competition to be won or lost. I want to get em bad,
>>WILD HONEY. Jerry Seinfelds
bee catches the eye of Reese
Witherspoons city dweller. Photo:
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he said.
Minutes later he emerged from the bubble
and onto a stage at Resorts Atlantic City, to
ri about the banalities of bachelorhood and
marriage, Cinnabons and iPhones, burials
and cremations, and
relentlessly to mock
an indiscreet heckler
who had made the
mistake of announc-
ing that his nickname
was Potato Head.
e hourlong rou-
tine was a crucial
opportunity for Mr.
Seinfeld to practice
his act at a time when he feels, as he oen
does, that hes not performing enough. No
matter how many times youve done it in
the past, its got to be polished or it goes
away, he had said backstage. e act just
packs up and starts walking away.
More important, the show was a warm-up
for Mr. Seinfelds biggest leap yet out of his
bubble, onto a national platform he has not
occupied in nearly a decade, and into a me-
dium he has never attempted before.
On Nov. 2 Paramount will release Bee Mov-
ie a DreamWorks Animation comedy that is
by far the most substan-
tial project
that
this 53-year-old comedian has taken on
since pulling the plug on his Seinfeld tele-
vision sitcom in 1998.
In the ensuing years Mr. Seinfeld has starred
in an HBO comedy special, Im Telling You
for the Last Time and a
low-budget documentary,
Comedian and written a
childrens book, Hallow-
een. He was also mar-
ried and fathered three
children, and, in what-
ever spare time remains,
continues to perform his
stand-up act with a tri-
athletes zeal.
Yet none of these endeavors the profes-
sional ones at least has demanded as
much of Mr. Seinfeld as Bee Movie, a studio
feature with a budget of about $150 million
for which he not only supplied the voice of
the lead character, a wisecracking honeybee
named Barry B. Benson, but also helped
write the script and spent nearly four years
overseeing every element of the produc-
tion.
He is also a central component of the
lms marketing campaign, showing
up in television commercials and at
live appearances (occasionally dressed
in an oversized bee costume), suggest-
ing that this cartoon movie about talk-
ing insects is just another part of his
indomitable comedic continuum.
But to many fans, and to many people
who worked on Bee Movie, the lm
represents the rst real return of Mr.
Seinfeld since the end of his television
show, a welcoming back aer what ap-
peared to be a self-imposed absence.
When you watch this movie, it feels like
youve found your best friend who you
havent seen in ages, said Jerey Katzen-
berg, the chief executive of DreamWorks
Animation. Its like, where have you
been the last 10 years?
Just dont mention this to the man whose
name appears atop the movie poster.
TWO days aer his Atlantic City appear-
ance Mr. Seinfeld was walking through
Central Park, on his way to lunch at the
Central Park Boathouse. He was dressed
in blue jeans and wore a pair of John
Lennonesque spectacles, oering point-
ed analysis about anyone who entered
his eld of vision, whether it was a pe-
destrian wearing too much makeup (I
think that was a mime), or Dean Poll,
the well-tanned owner of the restaurant,
who paid a visit to Mr. Seinfelds table.
(I think he just wants to show people
his nice skin, Mr. Seinfeld said.)
Much of Mr. Seinfelds success is predi-
cated on the nonchalant persona he
cultivated in his comedy act and on his
television show, and the apparent acces-
sibility that comes from his insightful
observations of the quotidian and the
ordinary.
e rewards that he has reaped have
been substantial: Forbes recently esti-
mated that he makes $60 million a year,
primarily from his share of the syndica-
tion revenue Seinfeld still generates. (A
representative for Mr. Seinfeld declined
to conrm this gure.) His live touring
and royalties from Seinfeld DVD sales
also contribute to this sum.
ough Mr. Seinfeld may wear Nikes,
he also lives in an exclusive residence on
Central Park West, maintains a fabled
collection of Porsches and travels to and
from his stand-up dates by helicopter. In
person he can be aable, but he doesnt
hide a certain earned arrogance. When
one stunned onlooker at the Boathouse
asked for his autograph, Mr. Seinfeld
said, Sure, then kept walking straight
to his table.
While attending the United States Open
tennis tournament, Mr. Seinfeld recalled,
he was approached by a well-attired fan
who handed him a business card and
invited Mr. Seinfeld to visit his broker-
age house. Both men became noticeably
perplexed when the oer was declined.
I said: We dont know each other. Youre
a total stranger, Mr. Seinfeld recounted.
He says, But we really like you. I said,
ank you so much, but this is as far as
we go.
Mr. Seinfeld added: is is a sophisti-
cated guy that doesnt understand the
TV only works one way.
On this aernoon Mr. Seinfeld was play-
ful but also perturbed about a short arti-
cle he had read over the weekend in this
newspaper, 69 words about Bee Movie
that described the lm as his eort at
gingerly re-entering mainstream en-
tertainment.
<<WILD HONEY. Jerry Sein-
felds bee catches the eye
of Reese Witherspoons city
dweller.
RELEASE DATE:
Nov 2, 2007
CAST & CREW:
Jerry Seinfeld, Renee
Zellweger, Matthew Broderick,
John Goodman, Chris Rock
directed by Simon J. Smith
SYNOPSIS:
Bee Movie is a comedy
that will change everything
you think you know about
bees. Having just graduated
from college, a bee by the
name of Barry B. Benson
(Jerry Seinfeld) nds himself
disillusioned with the prospect
of having only one career
choice honey. As he ventures
outside of the hive for the
rst time, he breaks one of
the cardinal rules of the bee
world and talks to a human, a
New York City orist named
Vanessa (Rene Zellweger).
He is shocked to discover that
the humans have been stealing
and eating the bees honey
for centuries, and ultimately
realizes that his true calling
in life is to set the world right
by suing the human race for
stealing their precious honey.
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Gingerly, he said with emphasis. If they only knew. ere was
nothing gingerly about this.
Mr. Seinfeld likes to tell a story of the lms spontaneous origins,
about four years ago, at a dinner on Long Island with Steven
Spielberg, at which Mr. Seinfeld joked that Bee Movie would
be a tting title for a movie about bees, and Mr. Spielberg con-
cluded this would actually be a good idea for a lm. I wasnt
pitching him, Mr. Seinfeld recalled, but then he started pitch-
ing me: You gotta make this.
Bee Movie represents the culmination of a campaign more than
13 years long, waged by Mr. Katzenberg to recruit Mr. Seinfeld
into animated movies. Dating to his tenure at the Walt Disney
Company, Mr. Katzenberg had frequently tried to persuade Mr.
Seinfeld to lend his voice to a cartoon project to no avail. He
was always amazingly open and accessible, Mr. Katzenberg
said, and incredibly polite and denitely not interested.
At rst the reason for Mr. Seinfelds refusals were fairly straight -
forward: He was still fully invested in his sitcom, whose Studio
City oces he all but lived in during the shows nine-season
run.
But aer ending the show his rationale became more compli-
cated. e unprecedented success that Seinfeld enjoyed had le
him without a clear road map of what to do next, as some of Mr.
Seinfelds comedic condants acknowledge.
Hey, if I had that money? said Chris Rock, a longtime friend.
Please. Puh-leeze. Itd be nothing but charity work, babe.
What persuaded Mr. Seinfeld to take on Bee Movie were the
assurances by Mr. Spielberg and his DreamWorks partner Mr.
Katzenberg that he would have free rein to make the lm his
way (as well as access to a videoconferencing system so he could
work from New York when necessary), and his nave assump-
tion that it would take three to four months to write a script,
record his tracks and nish the job.
I could not have been more wrong, he said.
Mr. Seinfeld estimates that it took him and three hand-picked
writers nearly two and a half years just to
complete the script for Bee Movie, the story
of a talking bee who falls in love with a
human orist and discovers, to his hor-
ror, that mankind has been stealing his
communitys honey.
As Mr. Seinfeld became further en-
trenched in the lms preproduction
process, he was in for a rude awaken-
ing about how he was really perceived
in the entertainment industry.
Working with a casting director to recruit
voice talent for the lm, Mr. Seinfeld was
given two lists that supposedly represented
all the A-list male and female stars in Hol-
lywood. When he looked at the lineup of
male performers, he was surprised to nd
his own name missing from the roster.
I said, How come? Mr. Seinfeld recalled.
She said, Because everybody knows you
only do your own thing.
To the extent that Mr. Seinfeld engages with
Hollywood anymore, these interactions are
oen fraught with ambivalence. I never
get oered things that I think I could really
bring
some-
t hi ng
special
to, he
said, though
it is hard to imag-
ine what kind of project he would deem a
good
t. Over the
years he has turned down
his share of oers most re-
cently, a comedic caper written by
David Mamet oen because he cannot
nd the time, and sometimes because he
doesnt have an interest. I could just take
parts to act in movies, he said, but they
dont need me.
Nor can Mr. Seinfeld understand why the
industry seems to believe he has spent his
post-sitcom career in a cushy exile of his
own design, when he continues to appear
at clubs and theaters as much as possible.
ats what I do, he said. ats all I can
do. ats what a comedian is. Our thing is
not disappearing into other characters.
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So anyway, this is ller text. This
quote catches the essence of my
buzz-worthy personality.
-Jerry Seinfeld
We talked to JERRY SEINFELD
about the three things on television
that are a buzz in his world.
1
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Tonights Web gems (ESPN)
2
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Mad Men (AMC)
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Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
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GVK: What were some of your visual inuences in making
the lm?
SS: In the lm we deal a lot with relationships and we
attempted to nd a middle ground for this bizarre story of a
talking bee that has a friendship with a human, who happens
to own a ower shop. With e Incredibles you had comic
book style and with Shrek you had fantasy elements so we
tried to blend the two.
GVK: What inuenced you both?
SH: Charlie Brown, e Wizard of Id mainly. I had a teacher
who introduced me to animation and it really inspired me
aer I saw how to create movement with pictures.
SS: I was always more of a fan of the cinema and in many
ways working with CGI is a mixed bag as it lets you do
whatever you want, but it can also be a danger as well as a
blessing.
GVK: What changes have happened since the early
Dreamworks lms?
SH: I still have a picture from the start of the company
where all 35 of us are in it. Despite the company growing as
large as it has, there is still a personal touch, and I contribute
this to Jerey Katzenberg,
SS: Jerey inspires you and reminds you that what you are
doing is very unique. I think we at Dreamworks have found
a rhythm now to our animated lms, as the projects we have
in the works are simply outstanding.
GVK: Directing the cast as they record their dialogue seems
to be similar to conventional directing, but how hard is it
to direct a scene that has to be visualized and may be weeks
before you see a completed process?
SH: We start with storyboarding and we do have new
programs that makes this so much easier as we can do so
much more with things while in storyboard phase.
SS: We then have to do the layout, and block the camera
and edit the scene. is is followed by adding some of the
detail.
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tors STEVE HICKNER
and SIMON J. SMITH to
get their take on the Bee Movie.
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Your roommale`s in Mexico, your besl friend`s in
IIorida and you`re here, sending your vacalion mo-
ing on lhe Iawn al Weaver Slreel Markel. TrulhfuIIy,
lhere`s no excuse for lhis behavior a week of oen
cIass-free days are lhe rime oorlunily for lhrow-
ing lhe uIlimale rager. Even if lhe ooI of friends has
diminished due lo lraveI or lris home, you can sliII
whi u somelhing eicaIIy un-academic. Here are
Dive`s suggeslions for how lo Ian and send lhe crazi -
esl, Iaziesl, booziesl, mosl invenlive break on record.
PRING BREAK can be a mixed bag. On the
one hand, theres that posse of friends who
are Bahamas-bound. Then again, there are plenty
of folks stuck in town or at home, wallowing with
roommates or parents. Whether youre voyaging
or wanderlusting, Dives got some tips on how
to maximize your break, be it the best traveling
records or easy day-trip or weekend destinations.
So dont be blue if there are no exotic beaches in
your future. Even Chapel Hill can feel tropical when
there arent midterms clouding your outlook.
First day of break
celebrate at home!
Asheville, N.C.
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Wilmington, N.C.
161 MILES, 3 HOURS
Knoxville, Tenn.
334 MILES, 5.5 HOURS
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Washington, D.C.
270 MILES, 5 HOURS
Richmond, Va.
164 MILES, 3 HOURS
Manteo, N.C.
217 MILES, 4 HOURS
Greensboro, N.C.
50 MILES, 1 HOUR
Last day of break
savor the freedom.
TRIP PICKS
RECORDS
IDEAS
NEED MORE IDEAS? CHECK THESE OUT!
If Dive`s suggeslions don`l lickIe your fancy,
check oul lhe LocaI u6 (IocaIu6.com), lhe
NighlIighl (nighlIighlcIub.com), Cal`s CradIe
(calscradIe.com), lhe Cave (cavernlavern.com),
The Slalion (lheslalioncarrboro.com) and olher
IocaI venues and cIubs for Ienly of aclivilies lhal
are more fun when il`s nol a schooI nighl.
One of lhe besl arls aboul Sring Break is hilling
lhe road and ulling some miIes belween you and
lhal Iasl midlerm, bul somelimes lhe lrek from oinl
A lo oinl B can gel a IillIe Ienglhy. Here are Dive`s
recommendalions of lhe besl road-warrior records.
The War on Drugs` ?nmnk^
P^Zma^k lakes lhe road lri
aIbum cake because il encom-
asses lhe feeIing of oen sace.
By lhe aIbum`s second lrack,
Baby MissiIes," lhe record gains
a sleady uIse, a driving (no un
inlended) momenlum lhal veers
from hazy foIk lo sunny o wilhoul bIinking an eye.
Parl of lhe aIbum`s aeaI is ils helerogeneily you
won`l gel bored, bul lhere`s sliII a sense of cohesion, as
if lhe record has ils own deslinalion in mind. Throw
lhis sucker on when your co-iIol slarls lexling and
slaring oul lhe window and Iel yourseIf gel enveIoed
in lhe Iush foIk arrangemenls.Ebggb^@k^^g^
FUTURE WEATHER
2010
One-haIf counlry, one-haIf CeIlic
and one-haIf comedian, Mike
Cross is lhe very besl guilar-
icking, fiddIe-uIIing Universily
aIumni you`ve never heard of.
ChiId Prodigy" is a quinles-
senliaI road lri aIbum for lhe
ensive hick. Though lhe music
rides moslIy on a couIe of guilars, Cross sliII gels
miIes oul of lhe efforl. He sums il aII u on lhe hearl-
feIl guilar-sIiding lrack Big Cily RambIing," when he
sings I`m gonna Ieave AlIanla and I wiII nol slo]`TiI
I gel lo CaroIina and lhe friends I gol." Whelher you`re
oulward bound or bound for a homecoming, lhese are
songs lo drive by. ChgZmaZgIZmmblaZee
CHILD PRODIGY
1979
You need somelhing lo ick you
u and kee you going for lhose
Iong road-bound hours lo lhe
coasl or lhe mounlains, and nol
jusl any record wiII do. BeIIe &
Sebaslian are maslers of jan-
gIy, feeI good rock, and Ma^Eb_^
Inklnbm has jusl whal you seek.
Ma^Eb_^Inklnbm`s Iyrics are lhoughlfuI bul unburden-
ing and ils music calchy bul subslanlive. Head bobbing,
fool laing lunes such Iike We Are lhe SIeeyheads"
and The BIues Are SliII BIue" are irresislibIe and wiII
save you from highway hynosis. Jusl iclure yourseIf
cruising down 4u wilh lhe windows down, singing in
joyfuI chorus wilh your friends. GbgZKZcZ`hiZeZg
THE LIFE PURSUIT
2006
Cul Coy`s Bg@ahlm<hehkl has
lhe ulemo beals lo kee you
from faIIing asIee al lhe wheeI.
The aIbum is a shimmering mass
of eIeclro-o lhal energizes
from lhe firsl lrack. The band
seciaIizes in sladium-sized eics
wilh choruses lhal demand lo be
beIled oul wilh your feIIow roadlriers. Jusl lry lo
kee your hands on lhe wheeI or your bull comIeleIy
in your seal as your jam oul lo lhe anlhemic Hearls on
Iire" or lhe sIow-burning Lighls & Music." You can`l
dance weII in lhe confined sace of lhe driver`s seal,
bul if you`ve gol Cul Coy Iaying, il won`l be for Iack
of lrying. :ggZGhkkbl
IN GHOST COLORS
2008
Slaying al home can be a lhoroughIy enjoy-
abIe, if subar, break exerience. So loo are
lhe canonicaI B-movies which enlerlain as much as
lhey faIler. Grab your mosl ironic friends and rifIe
lhrough lhe lrash can of cinema for aII il has lo offer.
In lhe Iow-budgel siril of lhis genre, kee maralhon
cosls down wilh chea beverages and lhe Iowesl ossi-
bIe renlaI rices. Some cIassic viewing choices incIude,
PIan Irom Ouler Sace," The Room," TroII 2" and
Allack of lhe Crab Monslers." Kh\\h@bZfZmm^h
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If The SociaI Nelwork" laughl us anylhing,
il`s lhal you can do greal lhings whiIe si-
ing on a few brews aIone and Iaying on your Ialo
in a dark room. Don`l Iel your friends have lhe besl
Iacebook holo aIbums from break. Wilh some simIe
Pholoshoing lo ul yourseIf in lhe images of cross-
conlinenlaI wonders and gIobaI rolesls aIike, you`II be
on your way lo having slories lo one-u everyone eIse`s
break. Ere^D^g]kb\d
1.
Tighl on cash? Head lo lhe Red Oak Brewery
down I-4u for a lour. Il onIy cosls $! Then
check oul lhe Iiflh Season Gardening Comany in
Carrboro and head lo lheir Beer Cave, where you can
gel a luloriaI on brewing from lhe slaff. When you`re
ready lo gel your drink on, head lo lhe grocery and
slock u on whal you can afford. If aII of your friends
eaced oul and you can`l share lhe feslivilies, renl Beer
Iesl" and enjoy lhe chea lhriII. KZ\a^e:kg^mm
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OTHERWORLDLY
The Others (Part 2), a benet
at Durhams Motorco Music
Hall, raises money for the Dur-
ham Crisis Response Center.
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DONT RAGE AND DRIVE
Drive Angry is an overall
pleasant romp through action
cinema, but the 3D effects are
just headache-inducing.
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IN FINE FORM
New Yorks the Forms head to
the Nightlight this weekend, and
we caught up with Alex Tween to
learn more about the band.
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SPRING BREAKING NEWS If theres something exciting going on in
the world of music, mixtapes or entertainment, weve got you covered.
Heck, we can at least guarantee itll be more classy than whatever king
of hijinks theyre showing on MTV these days.
WEEKLY POSTSThis week, head to the blog for some new weekly
posts and reviews, plus older favorites like Hump Day Bump Day.
PART & PARCEL
Parts & Labors latest is evokes
90s rock with pleasant, grinding
guitars, but it eventually grows a
little repetitive.
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Dig lhal swimsuil oul of lhe delhs of your
drawer and grab a beach loweI Iel`s hil lhe
beach, Carrboro-slyIe. And no, lhal`s nol an oxymoron.
The Weaver Slreel Iawn is as sunny and ouIous as
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neon. If lhal`s nol cIose enough lo lhe waler, head a few
miIes oul of lown lo Jordan Lake, where you can soak
u some rays on lhe sand and lhen addIe around in
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DIVES GUIDE TO VALENTINES DAY 11
SOLO
NCE UPON A TIME, a greeling card
comany wanled lo make more money off
of IoveIorn suckers, and lhus, VaIenline`s
Day was born. Or so lhe foIkIore goes.
Bul don`l Iel our sarcasm gel you down whelher
you`re a dour cynic or a sugar-coaled, candy hearl
romanlic, lhis week`s Dive is your guide lo suf-
fering or smooching lhrough lhis conlroversiaI
hoIiday. If you`re calching a fIick wilh lhe objecl
of your affeclion or drowning your sorrows in a
box of drug slore chocoIales, check oul our icks
for dales, movies and songs and waIIow or swoon
lo your hearl`s conlenl. SingIe or laken, lhe monlh
of Iebruary has ils fair share of cringe-inducing
culeness, so read on for a much-needed rerieve.
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Punch Drunk Love:Lena (EmiIy
Walson) leIIs Barry (Adam SandIer)
she wanls lo chew your face and
scoo oul your eyes," as Barry dis-
cIoses his urge lo smash |your face]
wilh a sIedgehammer and squeeze
il." Afler riing aarl our HaIImark
concelions of romance, Barry
remarks, OK. This is funny. lhis is
nice." &Kh\\h@bZfZmm^h
High Fidelity: Afler allending
lhe funeraI recelion for his ex`s
falher, Rob (John Cusack) and his
ex end u having sex in lhe car lo
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music. Wilh a slaff lhal has some very mixed feeI-
ings on lhis candy-coaled sugary hoIiday, lhere`s
somelhing for everyone.
1.
IF YOURE WOOING
THE CAROLINA GIRL
As you escorl her from GranviIIe lo La
Residence, fIing a fIeece over her shouI-
ders. Il says consideralion bul rojecls
affeclion. She had Busch and Burnelle`s
Iasl nighl, so lreal her lo some Smirnoff
and she` II be smillen. SlroII lhrough
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sil under Davie PoIar. Ch^?Zbe^
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day of lhe dale, save gas and Ieave lhe
car behind. WaIking is far more roman-
lic anyhow. IoIIow u your discounled
dinner wilh a lhree-doIIar movie al lhe
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THE INTELLECTUAL
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louch wilh olher cuIlures, so share
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for sharing affeclion wilh your dale.
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ick oul a record or lwo from ils greal
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lo your Iace and Iislen lo il logelher
bonus oinls if il`s over a homemade
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John F. Kennedy delivers his inaugural address in Washington in January of 1961 as incoming Vice President Lyndon B.
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KENNEDY: THE MAN & LEGACY THAT ENDURE
BY SUSAN PAGE
USA TODAY
ESPITE enormous changes since his presi-
dency, the United States still reects JFKs
America.
Fiy years aer the election that sent John
Kennedy to the White House, the impact of
his thousand days in the Oval Oce continues to be seen in
positive repercussions from the civil rights movement and
problematic ones from the Vietnam War. He pioneered the
media age that has shaped national politics ever since and
expanded the role of the federal government in ways that
continue to reverberate.
e generation Kennedy inspired to enter public service is
entering retirement age. More than half of those living in the
U.S. hadnt been born by the 1960 election, when he claimed
a presidency that would be cut short by assassination.
Even so, a third of Americans in a new USA TODAY/Gal-
lup Poll rate JFK as a great president; three-fourths rank him
above average. A survey of 65 historians by C-SPAN last year
ranked Kennedy sixth in presidential leadership, just ahead
of omas Jeerson and the only one of the top 10 who
didnt serve for more than one term.
When President Obama chose ve quotations to ring his
Oval Oce rug, unveiled in September, he included one
from Kennedy in 1963: No problem of human destiny is
beyond human beings.
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since then. e U.S. population has swelled from just under
180 million to more than 310 million. e nation is much
more diverse, and the status and role of blacks and women
have been transformed. An economy once based on manu-
facturing is driven by technology. e superpower conict
between the United States and the Soviet Union has been re-
placed by more complicated global struggles over resources
and ideology.
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and his presidency has such a hold on the American peo-
ple, says Dan Fenn, 87, a special assistant to Kennedy at
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passengers are encountering
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charging for carry-on bags.
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To him:
I was foolish to think that it would ever
work out from the beginning. Not be-
ing alone was my only incentive for
staying. It was selsh. I could scream
Im sorry a thousand times all the way
to Iowa, but Im sure you would just turn
your back. But Im not mad. Things turned
out okay. Im happy. I hope you are too.
These random thoughts pop into my head
about you constantly. With this, Im cast-
ing you away. You were amazing.
Goodbye.
You changed my life... for good or bad, Im not really sure. You made me feel so spe-
cial, like I was the only girl on the Earth for you.We had so many memorable times, and I thought you
were perfect for me. I will never forget how many times you made me laugh. So many people came
up to me and told me that we should go out because we were simply perfect for each other. And I
secretly agreed. Then we went on spring break together with some of our friends. That was possibly
the best four days of my life. We bonded so much, and there really was a connection. We both felt
it; you cant deny it. But now I really dont know what to think. You were going out with some girl that
whole time. And you barely know her, but I see right through it. You treat your girlfriend like crap in the
halls and dont even talk to her. So do I want you to ever treat me like that? Nope. Bye. Have a nice
life. At least it was fun while it lasted.

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new
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afar. :)
When I was ve years old,
my father died in a plane crash. I miss him
more than a girl who doesnt really remem-
ber him should. All I have are some scat-
tered memories that Im afraid to ask my
mum about in case I made them up. A few
home videos, some pictures and a box of
things he gave me and some things from
his childhood ... Daddy, although I dont
remember you, Im still your baby girl, and
Ill meet you again someday, I promise.