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Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy: Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-
Boogers (Captain Underpants, 7)
by Dav Pilkey
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The Revenge Of The Baby-Sat
by Bill Watterson
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Released: April, 1991 - ISBN: 0836218663
Chasing Horses
by Christy Tillery French
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The Little Voodoo Kit: Revenge Therapy for the Over-Stressed
by Jean-Paul Poupette
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Released: 15 February, 1997 - ISBN: 0312154151
The Big Book of Revenge: 200 Dirty Tricks for Those Who Are Serious About Getting Even
by George Hayduke
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21st Century Revenge: Down and Dirty Tactics for the Millennium
by Victor Santoro
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Don't Get Mad - Get Even : The Fine Art Of Revengemanship
by Jane Inder Hilary Eyre
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Released: September, 1994 - ISBN: 0873647963
Your Revenge Is in the Mail
by Keith Wade
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Released: April, 1988 - ISBN: 0915179741
Screw Unto Others : Revenge Tactics For All Occasions
by George Hayduke
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Released: June, 1987 - ISBN: 0873644050
Poison Pen Letters: Using Mail for Revenge
by Keith Wade
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Released: August, 1984 - ISBN: 0915179156
Heaven?
A nurse dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter meets
her. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat with
a stethoscope around his neck.
"Oh Man!" she cries. "Is that a doctor?"
St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just
thinks he's a doctor."
Trainee Doctors
A nurse is walking down a hospital corridor when her supervisor spots her.
The supervisor is amazed. The nurse has unkempt hair, her dress is
wrinkled, and one of her boobs is hanging out of the front of her uniform.
“NURSE SMITH! How do you account for standard of dress?” asks the
supervisor.
"Oh," says the nurse, as she pushes her boobs back into her uniform. "You
know what junior Doctors are like. They NEVER put anything back where
they find it!"
Senior Girls
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch watching the world go
by. Bettie turns to her friend and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
"Oh sure I do." Replies Mildred
Bettie continues, "What do you do about it?"
"I suck on a lifesaver." Replies Mildred.
After a few moments Bettie asks, "So, who drives you to the beach?"
Morris complains to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife is
becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try role-
playing? Try being a doctor for an hour. That's what I do," says Irving.
"Sounds great! But how do you make it last for an hour?" asks Morris
"Easy, sit her in a chair, tell her you’ll see her shortly and make her wait
for 55 minutes!"
Nurse Nancy
If you’d bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.
If you’d bought $1,000 of Worldcom stock you would have less than
$5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Miller Lite (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Yet another good reason to stay at home and drink beer!
Jungle Safari
A big-game hunter is on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One
evening, while still deep in the jungle, his wife wakes up and finds her
mother is missing. Rushing to her husband, she insists that they trying to
find her mother.
The hunter picks up his rifle and start to looking for her. In a clearing
not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law
is backed up against a thick impenetrable bush, and a large male lion is
facing her. The wife cries, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," says the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess,
let him get himself out of it!"
Q: What did the nurse with a rectal thermometer in her pocket say?
A: Some ass has my pen!
Q: Why are dead lawyers buried 18 feet down, when everyone else is
buried 6 feet down?
A: Deep down, they really are very nice people.
Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations.
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A: A red carnation.
Q: What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A: A pink car-nation.
Q: Did you hear about the man who applied for the job of human
cannonball at a circus?
A: He got hired and fired in the same day.
The Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife hacks
her first shot, and is smashes through the window of a house adjacent to
the course.
The husband cringes, "I warned you to be careful! We'll have to go up
there apologize and see how much your drive is going to cost us!"
The couple walk up to the house and knock at the door. A warm voice says,
"Come on in."
When they open the door they see the damage. Glass is everywhere and a
broken antique bottle is lying near the ball.
A man asks, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replies.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband says. He ponders a moment and blurts
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," says the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asks.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in ever country
in the world," she says.
"Consider it done," the genie says. "And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."
The husband looks at his wife and says, "Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulls it over for a few moments and says, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I won’t mind, but what about you,
honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," says the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman go upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie is insatiable! After about three
hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolls over and looks directly into her
eyes.