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Location: Houston, Texas Price: $600,000 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 2.5 Agent: Camilla 5-513 This house is found in Houston, Texas in the middle of the desert. This house is a cozy house with a lovely shed with some dead plants in pots. This house has a lovely Master Bedroom with a lovely grand bathroom with a lovely Jacuzzi act now and I will include a dead cat. This house was renovated and has a carpeted living room with some bloodstains on it, you can get rid of it with some baking soda and a scrubber. There is also a lovely almost finished basement with a creepy spine-chilling coffin, which is a very unique artifact. This house also has a beautiful grand ballroom With a lovely china flower pattern included with the house no extra cost. I suggest this house for the best spine-chilling house in the desert, ( Once the House is bought we have nothing to do with any incidents that happen.

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Location: Orlando, Florida Price: $5,001 Bedrooms: 201 Bathrooms: 199.54321 Agent: Islam 5513

This house is found in Orlando, Florida. With 201 bedrooms and about 200 bathrooms. Monsters and ghosts on every turn to creep you and your friends. You even have a personal dungeon!!! That is not all, you even own 900.54321 acres of land and that ocean you see in the background, its

yours!!!! All that for a low price of 5,001 dollars!!!!

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Location: Bufflo, New York Price: $5,000,000.000 Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 2 out house Agent: Brinda 5-513

A lovely, cozy home with a fireplace. It belongs to Dracula Jr. If you are looking for a house with bats in the attic, and ghosts in the many walkthrough closets, this is a house for you. Its in the countryside, and were-wolves prowl around the house for fresh meat. A lovely, white skeleton under ever brass bed there. The outhouses have spiders. If you want

this house, hurry. Dracula Jr. is in a hurry to sell. Buy now!

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Location: Lewiston, Montana Price: 2,050 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Agent: Daniah 5-513 You are going to die for this house! Its the most comfy house the world has ever seen! There are exotic animals lurking in this very place. In the house, there is a wooden tile with a nail pointing right at you. In the bedrooms, there are mattress springs sticking out on the left side of the bed. Cobwebs are hung all over the walls of this very nice house. People are very amazed to just even see the outside of the house! Inside, they are saying that they will pay more then the price above! Call in the next 24 hours and you will get a can full of worms! The roof is so wiggly that you can hear it wiggling in the spookiest noise ever! Take it and buy it!

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Location: North of Antartica Price: $600,320,545,999 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 3 Agent: Proshanto 5-513

A warm and charming house on a bare field on the north of Antartica. Surrounded by a spine-tingling graveyard. The cemetery is sure to give you a scream. Unfinished windows for your ghoul friends. Your bathrooms charming and complete with bloody wallpaper. In the bedroom an air conditioner already set up. A spacious closet half filled with rotting skeletons. A bedroom so unique you wont find another one like this. Set with a king sized bed, filled with sleeping mosquitoes. Youll be happy with our porches. If you cant find a grave just step onto our very rickety porch and fall into your own grave. If your scared about ax murderers, dont worry. Our werewolves are guaranteed to guard you. This is truly a five star rated house.

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Location: Quebec, Canada Price: $280,000.00 Bedrooms: 3 Bathrooms: 2 Agent: Cai 5-513

Are you a person who wants mild excitement without leaving your home? Come into the old barons step familys home! Filled with Anastasias (step-daughter) vintage 1800s haunted toys! Sure to give your friends and/or family members a scare! (Who wouldnt be creeped out from a doll that shrieks from not having many dresses?) The rusty pipes squeal and quiver. You will be chilled to the bone! Also, there is a lovely dusty fireplace! Creaky floors, cracking ceilings, shouting paintings, carnivorous plants, who wouldnt want to live in this moldy cadaver building?

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Location: Phoenix, Arizona Price: $9,999,999,999,999,999 Bedrooms: 8 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Michelle 5-513

A creepy, mysterious house where ghouls and skeletons await your presence! A cozy graveyard included to burry the dead! A bloody, indoor Jacuzzi to relax in. Cobweb fireplaces to stay warm during the chills in the winter. An unfinished kitchen to cook spiders and bats. A large supply of paranormal ghosts as servants. Free vampires to suck your blood. A sound proof house so no one will hear you scream in this deserted neighborhood. Comes with amazing views of a Yetis den. Black bathrooms to go with the zombies that are hanging from the ceiling.

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Location: Antartica Price: $10,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 9 Bathrooms: 7 Agent: Anastasios 5-513

This house has 9 haunted bedrooms, 7 bathrooms and a dungeon. This house has a beautiful view of the cemetery. At midnight Ghosts and goblins roam the halls and when you are a sleep. People walk in the house but trust me they never come out. At night you hear screaming coming from the dungeon and the house has solar light (theres a hole in the roof) and blood marks on the Wall. It is miles away from other houses (they cant here you scream). You have unwanted visitors hanging upside down (vampires).

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Location: Arizona Price: $1,099,990 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 2.5 Agent: Diya 5-513

This house is an affordable fixer upper for you in the fabulous woods. You will hear creaking floors and find a few skeletons too. Also you would see a few blood sprays on the wall, but paint can fix that. Nice Jacuzzis in the bathrooms and an unfixed yard. A very old swimming pool also. In the woods, there are many types of fruit for free! Hope you buy this house!!!

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Location: Paris, France Price: 10,000,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 7 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Salma 5-513

This is a warm and cozy home. Its attractive and has long vaulted ceilings perfect for hanging witches. Its a unique and is on a very quiet street. It has a big graveyard wich is many ghosts homes. It is mysterious and some say its haunted. It has wonderful marble counter tops. It has a fireplace good for burning mummies. It is a very ancient house with many antiques. Thats why you better watch out for the ghosts. They dont like to stay in the graveyard. The rooms are wide and no one lives in the neighborhood. Thats why you might want to save your scream. There is a big kitchen to cook for a wizard. There are hot vampires who come around. The couch has a lot of comfy cushions. Am sure youll love this house.

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Location: Las Vegas Price: $999,999,999 Bedrooms: 8 Bathrooms: 6 Agent: Farida 5-513

This is a five star house. It has a great view of the graveyard. When it strikes midnight ghost and goblins lurk the halls. Bedrooms are filled with cobwebs and paintings may come alive. Power outages may happen. You will hear infant girls screaming from their lungs in the night as you sleep. In the kitchen blood stained marble countertops.

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Location: Paris, France Price: $1,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 2 Agent: Ijaz 5-513

The houses walls were originally painted white but the wall turned red as people entered the home. There is a graveyard in the back of the house. Do not be outside after 7:00 pm at night their maybe some skeletons watching you from the basement. The place was home to a mad scientist who created a monster. Rumor says that the monster still lurks in the building. Do not be alarmed but if the floorboards start creaking that means you are disturbing other unwanted guests. When you approach the home you will always see that the chimney is on.

Location: Orlando, Florida

For Sale

Price: $ 5,000.99 Bedrooms: 200 Bathrooms: 200.42653 Agent: Kevin 513

This 20 acres castle has many rooms, perfect for getting away from any visitors. Hate pizza men who get your order wrong teach them a lesson with a few days in the dungeon. Or even better, an axe with real blood stains on it. You cant feel lonely here, youll have plenty of zombies and ghosts to keep you company. Have a history report on Abe Lincoln, why

spend your time searching when you can meet him your self. If you call now Ill throw in a free threeheaded dog and a Jacuzzi (with real piranhas)

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Location: Pennsylvania Price: $100,000,000 Bedroom: 7 Bathroom: 4 Agent: Adna 513

This house is about as big as 100 bodies stacked. (trust me we tried) and has a green slime Jacuzzi and a bloody red pool. It has a beautiful view of the cemetery and once had a record of the most monsters made into it. It has beautiful bay windows that get bleached in blood once it rains. Make sure you dont bring any friends of pets because the will eat them. This house is

the perfect size for a family but ONLY the family. This is the best house for its deal.

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Location: Long Island, New York Price: $500,000,000 Bedrooms: 6 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Brandon 5-513

This house may look very small on the out side but the inside is very roomy. This house is in the wilderness so grab your weapons. You will see that this house is as quiet as a graveyard.

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Location: Hawaii Price: $369,369,369 Bedrooms: 6 Bathrooms: 7 Agent: Andrea 5-513

A thrilling bone - trilling haunted mansion. Cozy for the month of October. Each room has a heart beating, spine- tingling Bathroom, as well as a creepy crawling ghost in every walk-in closet. Hidden in every bathroom is a big pool filled with the juiciest blood or to keep it a secret fruit punch! If youre a vampire feel free to take a sip once in blue moon. There is a library that is very top secret. You might go in there every day unless youre a scared little chickabiddy! Dont be afraid to open the oven, though something might be waiting for you there, but its nothing much. So now you got a quick view of the house everyone is dying to buy.

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Location: Canberra, Australia Price: $1,099,673 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 6 Agent: Izzabelle 5-513 This house is very cozy and quiet. People dont live near this house so you will only have few visitors. The house is complete with a library and supply closet filled with skeletons and skulls that would be perfect for Halloween. The library is filled with amazing books that might give you a fright. You will never feel lonely here because the house also has pets down in the chamber, but never ever open them on full moons and at night they get very cranky and act like total werewolves. There is a backyard that is completely empty (perfect for digging). The bathrooms are bloody red. The other surprising and fantastic qualities will be shown in a little while after you move in.

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Location: Houston, Texas Price: $5,000,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 8 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Aleeshah 5-513

A creepy house located on an open countryside. Free vampires complete with fangs. Acid indoor pool inside the living room. High ceilings perfect for hanging dead zombies. Cozy graveyard in witch you can burry the dead. Black walls so you can never see the light of day. Included with heavy black curtains, and no matter what you do they wont move (zombies dont let you.) Frankenstein & his bride waiting for you to step inside. Mummies waiting for little children. HURRY!!! You must buy this house. OWNER IS DYING TO SELL!!!

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Location: Bronx, New York Price: $100,000 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1 Agent: Ahnaf 5513

A lovely, small, little house. You have a lovely view of the misty swamp. The trees have a pointy ends to scratch the windows. The wolves howls will keep you awake all night long. This house has a big fireplace where you can hang out under a creepy picture of a wolf. There is a lovely bathroom with a cracked mirror, you can see a face of a mummy if

you look at it too long. So what are you waiting for come on down.

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Location: Miami, Price:6,500.000 Bedrooms:8 Bathrooms:5 Agent: Eleni 5-513

Florida

You will love this amazing, charming, cozy house. Theres amazing views of mountain s,

lakes , and the old cemetery. You also have a private movie theater, which is complete
with the worlds scariest movies. Sometimes its in 3d but other times it turns into real life. You could have fun in the pool with the ghosts. The walk in closets can be naughty and sometimes lock you in. The beds are very creaky. The faucets sometimes leak blood. Dont worry the monster is always under your bed.

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Location: Illinois, Chicago Price: $9,999,999,999 Bedrooms: 7

Bathrooms: 2 Agent: Nathaniel 5-513

This is a warm cozy house, with rooms where no one can here you scream! It has very attractive furniture. The custom kitchen has all the bloody kitchen knifes you need! Also, once a week the witches will come to visit! With the eight rooms the paranormal activity is unlimited! The beautiful bathrooms will always keep you happy even with the ghosts. Also the bloody Jacuzzi will always keep you warm! The porch gives an amazing view of the daily massacres! Also vampires will clean you house for a small pint of blood! Complete with a graveyard to bury the dead! Orders soon were dying to sell!

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Location: Houston, Texas Price: 1,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 3 Agent: Kaileen 5-513

This comfortable, cozy, unique, mysterious house will steal your heart. It is so quiet; its like a haunted cemetery. There are creaking

floors, swimming pools, and a basement good for hunting ghosts. It will give you chills down your spine. When the wind blows, everything will sound like dead leaves rustling. Just in case you want to solve a mystery, there will be scary footsteps waiting for you.

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Location: Cyprus, Price: 15,000,000 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 3 Agent: Myros 5513 Greece

This house will brighten your day 1,000 times. There is a cool, cold breeze coming from the sea. It will chill your bones making them ice cubes. The house is damp and moist in the inside. You can never get sunburn while youre inside it.

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Location: Washington, Seattle Price: 3,400,00 Bedrooms: 9 Bathrooms: 5 Agent: Farhan 5513

This house once belonged to Mad Scientist Whipper Snaperz. This house has a petrifying view of the cemetery in which he and his fellow monster friends died in. Sometimes every Tuesdays you can hear him say Its Alive. This house has a lovely skeleton room where you can meet the dead. The only people you will meet are either the dead or the cemetery keepers. Dont try to bring any pets or Whipper Snapperz will turn them in to peanuts and he will eat them. This house

has the most beautiful blood pool ever, [it once belonged to Dracula] This magnificently creepy house has the best basement ever, the headless horseman once rented the basement for his pumpkin. Lord Voldemort once made this house cursed, so you might see him in the morning every day. Last is this houses backyard it even comes with a free dead dog! Wow right? If you want it can come with a dead cat.

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Location: London, England Price: $9,000,000,000 Bedrooms: 2 Bathrooms: 1,1/2 Agent: Omar 5-513

A warm, cozy home that will tingle your spine. This can smell the blood everywhere. This 2-bedroom

home is right by the beach where no one is near. You house will make you right at the cemetery. It has a great view of the graveyard. This house will give you the alone time you need. This palace will help you fit in with everyone that is dead. The owners are waiting in their graves to sell this place.

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Location: Las Vegas Price: $6,000,000.00 Bedroom: 10 Bathroom: 6 Agent: Maria 5513

This house has 10 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, and a dungeon. There is blood dripping from the ceiling everyday and every night, you might want to bring an umbrella. It is not as quite you always hear wolf howling at midnight. There are uninvited visitor on the top floor, so be a where when you go up. They will be roaming around the halls. This house is on Blood street.

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