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Christmas Jokes
A cracker of a selection …
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A: Santa-applause!
Q: What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A: Santa pause!
Q: What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?
A: Someday my prints will come!
Q: Who's that little girl who wears a red cape and goes round shouting 'knickers' at the Big Bad
Wolf?
A: Little Rude Riding Hood!
Q: Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four "?
A: Short John Silver!
Q: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A: Tarzipan !
Q: What did the Eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner?
A: Whale-meat again, don't know where, don't know when!
A: A Pole-aroid
Q: What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
A: Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate clause.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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