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Halloween
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Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
A: Fasten your sheet belts.
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Q: Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
A: He was buttering up his teacher.
Q: What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder
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Q: Why did Saint Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford the air fair
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Valentines Day
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: An Antelope.
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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?
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Christmas
Q: What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs?
A: Someday my prints will come!
Q: What do you call a little girl who wears a red cape and shouts 'knickers' to the Big
Bad Wolf?
A: Little Rude Riding Hood!
Q: In Treasure Island whose parrot cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four "?
A: Short John Silver!
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Q: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A: Tarzipan!
Q: What did the Eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner?
A: "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when "!
Q: What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
A: Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
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Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate clause.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
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More Q and A
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Phrase Translation
It has been long known I haven't bothered to check the references
It is known I believe
It is believed I think
It is generally believed My colleagues and I think
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