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I started the rst week of October
I have a lot of people to shop
for.
Not sure ... let me ask Bridget. The week before. About two weeks before
Christmas I like the rush.
Christmas in July on QVC. I start thinking of gift ideas in
October but usually wait until like
the week before Christmas to buy
everything.
The week before Christmas. Im
a procrastinator.
Usually not until early December.
I need to feel the holiday spirit.
Far too late, something I vow to
change every year.
When do you start your
Christmas shopping?
Letter from the editor
Is it May
yet? No, not
because Im
kvetching
about the
schizophrenic
weather (we
do live in
Northeastern
Pennsylvania,
after all), but
because I
cant wait to
see The
Avengers.
Nerd alert,
I know, but after seeing
Captain America: The First
Avenger for the second
time this past weekend and
its cousins Thor and Iron
Man 2, too, I admit, Im a
bit obsessed.
The movies premise is
that Captain America, Thor,
Iron Man and Hulk are
recruited by Samuel L. Jack-
sons Nick Fury to save the
world from the brink of
disaster.
Despite the inclusion of
Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk,
an actor I really think is a
strike against the film, I
cant wait to see how these
characters will all interact
together. Guess Ill find out
May 4. Sigh.
Now that Ive got that off
my chest, on to this weeks
issue!
Bracken Theatre Company
returns to the
spotlight for
the first time
in several
years with its
production of
the dark and
twisted Pri-
vate Eyes.
Read more
on pgs. 14-
15.
In The
Ralphie Re-
port (p. 26),
Ralphie Aver-
sa chatted with comedian
Dana Carvey about the not-
at-all-surprising Kim Kar-
dashian/Kris Humphries di-
vorce and Carvey even
revisited his old character,
George Herbert Walker
Bush, to talk about the Tex-
as Rangers losing the World
Series. Reading his com-
ments made me laugh
and miss the good old days
of Saturday Night Live.
Our correspondent Ryan
OMalley talked with Fur-
thurs Bob Weir about the
bands new members, its
new material and more.
Check that story out on p.
30.
Thats all for now, so start
turning pages, and, as al-
ways, thanks for reading!
Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
social
sparker
Online comment
of the week.
Lets head down to #OWS,
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politics, party (bongos) AND
change the world. Something
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DISH features a perfect pairing at
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THIS JUST IN ... 10
CONCERTS ... 20-21
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT .... 22
THEATER ... 34
AGENDA ... 38-40, 44-48
SPEAK & SEE ... 42
MUSIC
PTERODATYL 16
ALBUM REVIEWS ... 18
CHARTS ... 18
FURTHUR 30
MUSIC ON THE MENU 31
STAGE & SCREEN
MOVIE REVIEW... 24
RALPHIE REPORT ... 26
NOVEL APPROACH ... 34
KAL PENN 36
STARSTRUCK ... 51
FOOD & FASHION
NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 13
GREEN PIECE ... 25
DISH ... 37
PUZZLE ... 38
STYLE FILES ... 41
BITCH & BRAG 51
WHO IS 54
MISC.
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THE GAMER 35
SHOWUS SOME SKIN 44
MOTORHEAD 52
SIGN LANGUAGE 53
SORRY MOM & DAD 55
WEEKENDER MAN ... 69
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By Weekender Staff
weekender@theweekender.com
COLOSSEUM CLOSES
Colosseum Nightclub &
Lounge (120 Adams Ave.,
Scranton) has closed. Saturday,
Oct. 29 was its last day of oper-
ation.
No one knew, honestly, I did
not know this was happening,
Nick Chiumento, the clubs
manager, told the Weekender
Tuesday. Im obviously looking
to do something else, Im not
sure exactly what Im going to
do, but Im not going any-
where.
Colosseum opened in 2008,
and Chiumento said that the
club employed about 25 people.
GET YOUR GOAT
Mount Airy Casino Resort
(44 Woodland Road, Mount
Pocono) will host an open cast-
ing call for the movie Goat
Saturday, Nov. 19 from 8-10 p.m.
in Gypsies.
Actors William DeMeo and
Vincent Pastore and director
Paul Borghese will be on hand
to cast extras and one walk-on
role. Interested parties will need
to prepare an under two minute
contemporary monologue from a
movie, TV show or play or just
be interviewed for two minutes
for a call-back audition.
An after party will be held in
Gypsies from 10 p.m.-2 a.m. For
more info, visit mountairycasi-
no.com.
Goat, the story of a man
released from prison who needs
to decide between a life of crime
or honoring his family, also stars
Armand Assante, Ice-T and Ja
Rule. Visit goat-the-movie.com
for more.
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION
On Friday, Nov. 11, Scranton
band Cabinet will perform at
Abbey Bar at Appalachian
Brewing Co. (150 N. Cameron
St., Harrisburg). The show will
be documented by Ropeadope
Records, Greenbelt Events and
Dead Elm Productions for a
DVD/CD that is slated for a
March 2012 release.
The 21+ show will also fea-
ture Citizens Band Radio.
Tickets are $12 at the door and
$10 in advance by visiting
greenbeltevents.frontgateticket-
s.com. Doors open at 7 p.m. and
the show is at 8 p.m. There is
also a bus trip from Scranton for
$30, which includes show ad-
mission and more.
For more info on the venue,
call 717.221.1080 or visit abc-
brew.com. For more on Cabinet,
visit cabinetmusic.com.
ROCNROL TV
Scranton resident Ricardo
Parham, also known as Dj
RocnRol, will air the third and
fourth episodes of his locally
filmed show, Dj RocnRol TV,
on ION Television, WQPX-TV,
Comcast channel 8, over the air
channel 64.
Episode three, featuring Offi-
cial Squad and Karmil Da-
zulme of Pack Our Party,
LLC, will air at 6 a.m. Thurs-
day, Nov. 10 and at 6:30 a.m.
Thursday, Nov. 17. Episode four,
featuring FrankieThaLuckyDog
and rapper JC, will air at 6 a.m.
Thursday, Nov. 17 and 6:30 a.m.
Thursday, Nov. 24.
The show is filmed in Scran-
ton, focusing on different busi-
nesses, landmarks, entertainment
personalities and citizens making
a difference in the area. To view
other episodes of the program,
find Dj RocnRol on YouTube.
GREEN FRIDAY
Third-year students from Ma-
rywood Universitys School of
Architecture will present three
temporary architectural pavilions
on Courthouse Square in Scran-
ton on Friday, Nov. 4 from 5-9
p.m. as part of the First Friday
Scranton Art Walk.
The pavilions are sponsored in
part by a grant from the Lacka-
wanna Heritage Valley Author-
ity and were built using sustain-
able design and construction
practices.
For more info, call
570.961.4537 or e-mail jglu-
ba@marywood.edu.
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
Ranae Smigiel, co-owner of
Deja-Vu Hair and Nail Salon
(1120 Plaza 315, Plains Twp.)
will attend celebrity hairstylist
Nick Arrojos Up Close with
Nick seminar in New York
City Nov. 6-7.
Arrojo was the resident hair-
stylist on TLCs What Not To
Wear for seven years before
leaving the show in 2009.
For more info on Deja-Vu,
visit dejavuhairandnail.com or
call 570.825.6111.
NADA NAMED PRESIDENT
Nada Gilmartin has been
elected President of the Scran-
ton Cultural Centers Board of
Directors. Gilmartin has served
on the SCC board since 2000
and established Nada & Co. in
1990.
For more info on the SCC
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scran-
ton), visit scrantonculturalcente-
r.org.
LOOKING FOR LOVE
Local film production compa-
ny Hollow Tree Films, LLC
will premiere its latest film,
Never Too Late, at the Poco-
no Community Theatre (88 S.
Courtland St., East Stroudsburg)
Friday, Nov. 4 at 9:30 p.m.
Filmed entirely in the Poco-
nos, Never Too Late follows
four young people in their
search for love, acceptance and
happiness. The film was written
by Brandon Taylor, produced
by Melissa Sherry and directed
by Michael Sherry. W
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LOS ANGELES So, Kim
Kardashians 72-day sprint from
wedded bliss to divorce papers
must amount to the shortest
celebrity marriage ever, right?
Wrong! As a matter of fact,
Miss Ks marriage to basketball
star Kris Humphries which,
in one of the least-surprising
news stories of the year, began
its slow journey to Splitsville on
Monday doesnt even crack
the Top 10 of shortest celeb
pairings. To be a champion in
this category, you have to be
fast. Were talking major speed.
Seriously, folks, your marriage
has to last about as long as a
Keeping Up With the Kar-
dashians marathon on E!. (Let
it be noted: All eight of El-
izabeth Taylors storied marriag-
es lasted longer than Kardash-
ians. So did Mickey Rooneys.
People just did things differently
back then.)
Among the hall of famers in
connubial quickies:
Comedy star Eddie Murphy
and Babyfaces ex Tracey Ed-
monds: 15 days (although they
later claimed the wedding was
never official).
Saved by the Bell star
Mario Lopez and Doritos girl
Ali Landry: 13 days.
Tattooed basketball star
Dennis Rodman and 1990s relic
Carmen Electra: Nine days.
Eternal show woman Cher
and naughty bluesman Gregg
Allman: Nine days.
Blue Velvet star Dennis
Hopper and ex-Mamas and the
Papas singer Michelle Phillips:
Eight days.
Tortured pop tart Britney
Spears and childhood pal Jason
Alexander: Three days.
And the prize goes to ...
1980s hot mess Robin Giv-
ens and tennis pro Svetozar
Marinkovic: Seven minutes!
(Thats how long Marinkovic
said it lasted until they officially
separated). W
Kim's
short-lived
marriage
doesn't make
the list
Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian, above, only stuck
to their vows for 72 days, but Robin Givens, below,
holds the record for shortest celebrity marriage.
By Scott Collins
Weekender Wire Services
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$330,000. (In 2002, according to a
2010 Washington Post report, the
CIAbriefly contemplated using a
Saddamimpersonator in a porn
video as a tool to publicly embar-
rass Saddaminto relinquishing
power prior to the U.S. invasion.)
(2) In October, former British
soldier Nigel Ely offered at auction
in Derby, England, a two-foot-
square piece of metal that he said
came fromthe iconic Baghdad
statue of Saddamtoppled by U.S.
Marines in April 2003. Ely said he
had grabbed the piece indiscrimi-
nately, but remembers that it was a
portion of Saddams buttocks.
CANTPOSSIBLYBETRUE
-- Apparently, officials at the
Chattanooga Metropolitan Airport
felt the need for professional guid-
ance on rebranding their facility to
(as one put it) carry it into the
modern era, and so hired the
creative talents of Big Communi-
cations of Birmingham, Ala., to
help. Bigs suggested name for the
airport, announced to great fanfare
in September: Chattanooga Air-
port.
-- Elsie Pawlow, a senior citizen
of Edmonton, Alberta, filed a
$100,000 lawsuit in September
against Kraft Canada Inc., parent
company of the makers of Stride
Gum, which brags that it is ridicu-
lously long-lasting. Pawlowcom-
plained that she had to scrub down
her dentures after using Stride, to
dig out specks of guma
condition that caused her to experi-
ence depression for approximately
10 minutes.
-- Names in the News: The man
stabbed to death in Calgary, Alber-
ta, in August: The 29-year-old Mr.
Brent Stabbed Last. Among the
family members of Jared Loughner
(the man charged with shooting
U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords in
January) who were interviewed by
authorities regarding mental ill-
nesses in the Loughner family:
Loughners distant cousin Judy
Wackt. Passed away in May in
Fredericksburg, Va.: retired Army
Sgt. Harry Palm. Charged with
murder in Decatur, Ill., in Septem-
ber: a (predictably underrespected)
15-year-old boy named Shitavious
Cook.
-- Hey, It Couldve Happened:
(1) The British recreation firmUK
Paintball announced in August that
a female customer had been in-
jured after a paintball shot hit her in
the chest, causing her silicone
breast implant to explode. The
company recommended that paint-
ball facilities supply better chest
protection for women with im-
plants. (2) The Moscow, Russia,
newspaper Moskovsky Kom-
somolets reported in October that a
local womans life had been saved
by her state-of-the-art silicone
breast implant. Her husband had
stabbed her repeatedly in the chest
during a domestic argument, but
the implants gel supposedly de-
flected the blade.
ULTIMATECATFIGHTING
(1) In Charlotte, N.C., in Octo-
ber, a female motorist was arrested
for ramming another womans car
after that woman said Good
morning to the motorists boy-
friend as the women dropped kids
off at school. (2) In Arbutus, Md.,
in October, a woman was arrested
for throwing bleach and disin-
fectant at another woman in a
Wal-Mart (an incident in which at
least 19 bystanders sought medical
assistance). Police learned that the
arrestees childs father had become
the boyfriend of the bleach-targeted
woman.
UNCLEARONTHECONCEPT
-- The thief who made off with
the valuable lamp fromSt. Patricks
Catholic Church in Winson Green,
England, in October might well
return to the building soon, for
confession. Clearly visible on the
surveillance video inside was the
man, as he was just about to snatch
up the lamp, making the sign of the
cross.
-- Sally Stricker was angry that
the Nebraska troopers patrolling
the state fair grounds in September
had told her that she had an ille-
gal message on her T-shirt and
that if she wished to remain at the
fair, she would have to either
change shirts or wear hers inside
out. The message was a marijua-
na leaf with the slogan Dont
panic, Its organic. Stricker was at
the fair to attend the nights live
concert starring (marijuana-
friendly) Willie Nelson.
-- Boise State Universitys highly
rated football teamsuspended three
players for several games at the
beginning of the season for vio-
lating eligibility rules by receiving
impermissible financial benefits.
According to an October news
release by the school, the most
prominent player sanctioned was
Geraldo Boldewijn, the teams
fastest wide receiver, who had
improperly received the use of a
car. (However, it was a1990 Toyota
Camry with177,000 miles on it.)
MIXEDEVIDENCEON
SMOKING
(1) Its Bad for You: A44-year-
old woman was hospitalized with a
head injury and a broken clavicle in
September after she inadvertently
walked into a still-moving train at
the NeedhamCenter station near
Boston. Her attention had been
diverted because she was trying to
light her cigarette as she walked.
(2) Sometimes, Its OK: A51-year-
old woman told police she fought
off an attempted street robbery in
Pennsville Township, N.J., in Octo-
ber by burning the age-20-some-
thing assailant with her lit cigarette.
She said the man yelled Ouch
and ran away.
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W
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en Theatre
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Exeter, in the spring of 2007,
a series of legal and techni-
cal disputes with the landlord
made for some contentious
situations. The buildings
owner wanted to sell before
the theater companys lease
was up, and he tried to force
them to vacate early while
threatening to sue if they
didnt.
For Kelly Clisham, the
companys president, that
ordeal put a damper on the
theater experience.
I just needed to pull back
a little bit because theater
is a business, in a very real
sense, she said. If youre
whenever a show pops up
that someones passionate
about, usually thats kind of
what kicks things into gear
again.
Clisham and Nordstrom
agreed that, in addition to
losing their home base, many
of the members hung back
because life, with kids and
full-time jobs, simply got in
the way.
But this month, the show
that will kick things into
gear again for Bracken will
be Steven Dietzs Private
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through Sunday, Nov. 6, at
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ACTORS CIRCLE AT
PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reser-
vations: 570.342.9707, actorscir-
cle.org)
Hay Fever: Nov. 4-6. Thurs.-Sat.,
8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $12/GA, $10/se-
niors, $8/students. An England-set
cross between high farce and a
comedy of manners. Call to reserve.
DIETRICH THEATRE
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunk-
hannock, 570.996.1500, die-
trichtheater.com)
Why Mosquitoes Buzz in
Peoples Ears: A West
African Tale: Nov. 11, 10
a.m., 1:30 p.m.; Nov. 12, 11
a.m. By Childrens Theat-
re. Free. Tickets available
by calling or at door while
they last.
KINGS COLLEGE
THEATRE:
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5825)
Picasso at the Lapin Agile by
Steve Martin: Nov. 10-12, 17-19, 7:30
p.m.; Nov. 13, 3 p.m. $10; $5/students,
senior citizens. A fictional meeting of
Pablo Picasso and Albert Einstein in
1904 Paris.
KISS (KIDS INNOVATING
STAGE & SOUND)
THEATER
(in old movie theater at Wyoming
Valley Mall), kisstheatre.org,
570.991.1818/0844)
4th Annual Silent Auction: Nov. 5,
7 p.m., Bentleys (2300 Rte. 309,
Ashley). $25/person. All proceeds
benefit scholarships, production
costs. For info, call 829.1901.
LITTLE SHINY THINGS
PRODUCTIONS
Frost/Nixon: Nov. 11-12, 18-19, 8
p.m., 20, 2 p.m., Phoenix Performing
Arts Center (409-411 Main St., Duryea).
All shows, $12. United Methodist
Church: 570.676.0940; Phoenix:
570.457.3589.
LITTLE THEATRE OF
WILKES-BARRE
(537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre:
570.823.1875, ltwb.org)
Footloose: Nov. 12, 18-19, 8 p.m.,
Nov. 13, 20, 3 p.m. Call for reserva-
tions.
MELLOW THEATER AT
LACKAWANNA COLLEGE
(570.342.4137)
Forbidden Broadway 30th Anni-
versary Tour: Nov. 4, 8 p.m. Satirical
roast of more than 30 Broadway hits.
Front orchestra: $40. Rear orchestra/
balcony: $35. For tickets, call
955.1455, visit etix.com.
MPB COMMUNITY
PLAYERS
(mcgroganj@gmail.com, 570.454.0175)
20th Annual Musical Theatre
Production, The Melody Lingers On:
The Songs of Irving Berlin: Nov. 11-12,
7 p.m., Trinity Lutheran Church (100
N. Church St., Hazleton). Music &
dance are used to tell the story of
Berlins life, loves and losses. For
reserved tickets, call 454.0178, e-mail
mcgroganj@gmail.com. GA tickets at
door. Discounted tickets to all mil-
itary veterans.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER
FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpash-
ows.org)
Rent: Nov. 3-5, 11-12, 7 p.m., Nov.
6, 13, 3 p.m. Buffet dinner 90 min.
prior to show time. Show only: $15
adults, $12 seniors 62+/students 12-,
$8 children. Dinner/show: $28 adults,
$25 seniors/students, $18 children.
Call or visit website for tickets.
THE PHOENIX
PERFORMING ARTS
CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea,
570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb-
.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)
Steven Dietzs Private Eyes: Nov.
3-6. Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m.
$12. Presented by Bracken Theatre
Company.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton)
In the Heights: Nov. 11-13, $46.25-
$67.25
SCRANTON PUBLIC
THEATRE AT THE
OLDE BRICK
(128 W. Market St., Scranton,
570.344.3656, nepaplayw-
rights@live.com)
The Last Days of Gino
Merli: Nov. 3-5.
SHAWNEE
PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Two classics: Book as bundle,
buy for both shows, save $4 off each
adult ticket
Tennessee Williams The Glass
Menagerie: Nov. 4-5, 11-12, 2 p.m.;
Nov. 6, 13, 7 p.m., presented by Kalei-
doscope Players. $18/adults, $15/
seniors, $10/kids under 12.
William Shakespeares Macbeth:
Nov. 4-5, 11-12, 8 p.m.; Nov. 6, 13, 2 p.m.
Presented by Pocono Shakes! $18/
adults, $15/seniors, $10/kids under 12.
THE UNIVERSITY OF
SCRANTON
(Royal Theatre of the McDade Center
for Literary and Performing Arts)
The Clean House: Nov. 4-6, 8
p.m. Fri. & Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun. Fee va-
ries. Call 941.4318.
WYOMING SEMINARY
PLAYERS
(201 N. Sprague Ave., Kingston,
570.270.2110)
Man of La Mancha: Nov. 4-5, 8
p.m., Nov. 6, 2 p.m., Buckingham
Performing Arts Center, Sprague
Ave., Kingston. $4/advance, $5/door.
For info, call 270.2192. W
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novel approach
I
n Chris Bohjalians newest
novel, The Night Strang-
ers, readers are thrown by
a haunting tale of accident,
loss and guilt a concoction
of thrill perfect for this time
of year.
Enter Chip and Emily Lin-
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tessential couple with their
large, beautiful house and
wholesome twin daughters,
but beneath the surface of
their perfect life is the past
that they all tried to leave
behind.
Bohjalian introduces readers
to a small town in New
Hampshire. The Lintons, hav-
ing just left their home in
Bethel, Pa., buy an old Vic-
torian house after experi-
encing tremendous loss. Here,
they hope to start a new life
by avoiding memories of the
past.
But, when the Linton family
starts to become acquainted
with their new home, they
begin to notice that the little
town they hope to create a
new beginning in has eerie
resemblances to their past.
Since the novel is a psycho-
logical thriller, the house in
many ways becomes a charac-
ter. It has personality and a
past somehow connected to
Chip. Moreover, they find that
the family who once owned
the home has a story of their
own.
In the home, within the
deep, darkened basement is a
door that also takes on some
characteristics all too similar
with Chips past 39 bolts
each taking captive what-
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It is the aspect of symbolism
that Bohjalian is most compe-
tent with as each of the bolts
holding the door represents
Chips psyche.
The sense of guilt was an
impending force in this novel;
specifically to the point the
reader could feel it intensify-
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characters.
Throughout the novel,
Chips one fatal error left him
seeing those he left behind.
He tried his best, and yet,
Bohjalian expertly takes read-
ers into the mind of Chip as
he ruminates over the ghosts
of his past.
Bohjalian seems to be tak-
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themes and structure he has
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some drawbacks to character
development, specifically
regarding blunted characters
like Emily and some outland-
ish herbalists. However, the
novel itself is a page-turner,
well paced and thrilling.
Ultimately, The Night
Strangers, though differing
from Bohjalians past work,
has a driving force that read-
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Bohjalian may continue to
experiment with his writing,
readers should look forward
to his ever-growing adaptation
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predictable and continue to
enthrall his readers.
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I
ts hard to believe that it has
already been10 years since the
first Max Payne. After being
released to high critical acclaim,
spawning a sequel and getting the
Hollywood treatment in a major
motion picture, you could say the
game has left quite a legacy. Too
much of a legacy to let go, in fact,
which is why, in 2009, Rockstar
Games announced a third install-
ment, set to be released in March
2012. Recently, at NewYork Com-
ic Con, I was given a hands-off
demonstration of what Max
Payne 3 will look and play like.
Dark, gritty and with elements
of filmnoir set to a graphic-novel
style of storytelling, the first Max
Payne was a gripping homage to
tales of dirty cops, conspiracies
and unlikely heroes. Of course, the
most famous feature of the original
game was Paynes ability to enter
bullet time, dramatically slowing
time down to performincredible
stunts while dodging bullets and
returning fire in the blink of an eye.
Youll be happy to know, its all
back in Max Payne 3.
We drop in on Payne a fewyears
after the events of the second
game. Hes since crawled into a
bottle of booze and is slipping
frombad to worse. As the demon-
stration begins, we see Payne, not
exactly living the good life, alone
in a filthy, NewYork slumapart-
ment, when an old friend, Raul
Passos, comes calling. Passos
offers Payne a way out, a newlife
in Sao Paulo, Brazil, working
security for a wealthy family. Just
as Payne begins to mull it over,
however, more of Paynes old
friends showup a small band
of mafia, looking to exact their
revenge on Payne for the death of
the Dons son.
Its in this scene that we get to
hear some of that top-notch voice
acting that Rockstar Games are
known for. The emotion really
comes through in the angry, dis-
traught shouts fromoutside while
Payne tries to get a plan together.
Then, the action-oriented game-
play kicks in as Payne must shoot
his way out of this dire situation.
As the demo continues, were
treated to several other hallmarks
of the Max Payne series, in-
cluding a surreal encounter with a
mad conspiracy theorist with a
bomb strapped to his chest.
Ashort while later, the demo
shows Payne in Brazil; his head
has been shaved, and hes grown a
beard. Its a radical departure from
the characters usual appearance,
but reflects his adaptation to his
newlife. Old habits die hard, how-
ever. In addition to his addictions,
he finds himself double-crossed
and fighting for his life, again.
During another gun fight, we see
more spectacular animations,
bullet time effects and more jaw-
dropping cinematic action se-
quences. We even see howPayne
can utilize the environment to duck
out of harms way as the enemy
A.I. searches for him.
Max Payne 3 will feature
many artistic and technical
achievements, much of which I
sawfor myself. However, I had to
take the word of the Rockstar
representative when he said the
game wouldnt have any loading
screens. Levels will seamlessly
flowinto another as all of the
loading takes place behind the
motion comic-book styled cut
scenes. Howwell it will work
remains to be seen, but in the wake
of numerous titles that suffer from
long loading screens, it will be a
welcome change.
Fromwhat Ive seen, despite his
newlook, Max Payne 3 is sizing
up to be a fantastic game, worthy
of the original. Coming to Play-
Station 3, Xbox 360 and PCin
March 2012. W
More 'Payne' on the way
Dale took in a demonstration of Rockstar Games Max Payne 3, scenes of which are
shown above and below, at New York Comic Con last month. The game is set to be
released in March 2012.
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adhesives, Henkel
brands are part of your daily life.
Henkel has an immediate opening in West Hazleton, PA for a
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SHIFT ELECTRONICTECHNICIAN
The 2nd Shift Electronic Technician (2:30 PM - 10:30 PM) acts as a resource
to plant teams to ensure they have the proper technical support needed to
perform their day-to-day operational tasks. The individual selected for this role is
expected to provide weekend on-call coverage for the plant as part of a shared
rotation schedule.
Responsibilities for this role include; Troubleshoot and repair electrical/ electron-
ic components including solid state devices (photo eyes, prox switches), variable
frequency drives, PLCs, motors and motor controllers, switchgear (480 volt),
servo motion controllers; Troubleshoot PLCs via remote computer stations and
make programming modifcations; Troubleshoot, analyze and repair breakdowns
or malfunctions of electrical equipment, and interpret electrical schematics.
Requirements:
Associates degree in electrical/electronics maintenance or a related technical feld
OR completion of an approved apprenticeship program in industrial electrical
maintenance or military equivalent.
3 to 5 years of previous experience in a technical support and/or engineering role
within a manufacturing environment
Demonstrated knowledge of the national electrical code
Demonstrated profciency in the use of a computer (Microsoft Word, Excel, AutoCAD 14)
Demonstrated profciency in the use of Allen Bradley PLC-5 and Control Logix software
Previous experience programming graphics user interfaces (Wonderware) and
inter-connectivity on plant data networks
Demonstrated problem solving and technical troubleshooting skills
Demonstrated ability to plan, prioritize and organize effectively
Please apply online at www.henkelna.com and requisition number
5506US Electronic Technician.
Henkel offers a competitive wage package and full benefts.
EOE M/F/D/V
WEEKEND
CAREGIVER
POSITIONS AVAILABLE
Visiting Angels is seeking experienced, and
reliable caregivers to care for seniors and the
disabled. If you are a Caregiver and would like
to earn extra money we have positions avail-
able. Why a career with Visiting Angels?
Because we care about our caregivers!
Call 570-270-6700 today!
or email:
apietraccini@visitingangels.com
E.O.E.
AUTOMOTIVE SALES
CONSULTANTS
Valley Chevrolet is seeking
individuals who are self-starters,
team-oriented and driven.
(No experience necessary)
We Offer:
Salary & Commission Benefts
401k Plan 5 Day Work Week
Huge New & Used Inventory
Apply in person to:
Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager
Rick Merrick, Sales Manager
601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre
Franklin Security Bank, a local independent
community bank, is seeking a Senior
Accountant at our Wilkes-Barre location.
Duties include cash management,
wire transfers, internal financial reporting,
journal entry preparation and assisting with
regulatory reporting.
Candidates must have an accounting/
business degree or related experience,
strong analytical and organizational skills and
proficiency in the use of Microsoft Office
products, especially Excel. Bank accounting
experience preferred.
For consideration, please submit a resume to
Franklin Security Bank, Human Resources,
1065 Highway 315, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
or email to HR@franklinsecuritybank.net.
EOE
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Merchandise
VITOS
&
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Wanted:
Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Highest
Prices
Paid!!
FREE
PICKUP
288-8995
Job Seekers are
looking here!
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ask for an employ-
ment specialist
800
PETS & ANIMALS
810 Cats
CAT free to good
home, grey male, 1
year old, gentle &
loveable, all shots,
neutered. 561-5336
KITTENS Free to
good home. 2
orange male tabbys
left. Litter trained. 8
weeks old.
570-771-6347
KITTENS: FREE
1 Tiger, 2 orange/
white, 1 white /
black, 1 orange
tabby. 309-4573
815 Dogs
AKC Registered
Black Great Dane
Puppies. Vet
checked, shots,
wormings, micro-
chipped. Tempera-
ment tested. Ear
cropping available.
$500.
570-384-0593
815 Dogs
PAWS
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and provide us your
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This will create a
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of your pet
Expand your text to
include more
information, include
your contact
information such
as e-mail, address
phone number and
or website.
ALASKAN MALAMUTE
AKC Registered.
White female. 7
months old.
Call 570-510-6428
GERMAN SHORT-
HAIRED POINTER
pups, excellent pets
and hunters, par-
ents are health test-
ed, sire is AKC
titled. $350 to $550.
570-926-0873
815 Dogs
BOSTON TERRIER
Male 3 years old.
Papers. Not
neutered. $450.
BOSTON TERRIER PUG
Female. 1.5 years
old. Not spade.
$375.
* PUPPIES *
Boston Terrier, Pug
2 males. Born
8/11/11. $275. 1
male. Blue eyes
(rare). $375.
Ready to Go!
Call 570-825-5659
or 570-793-3905
LINE UP
A GREAT DEAL...
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on an automobile?
Turn to classified.
Its a showroom in print!
Classifieds got
the directions!
POMERANIAN PUPPIES
Parents on premises
Shots Current. $500
570-401-1838
900
REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble
paying your mort-
gage? Falling
behind on your
payments? You
may get mail from
people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
the nations con-
sumer protection
agency. Call 1-877-
FTC-HELP or click
on ftc.gov. A mes-
sage from The
Times Leader and
the FTC.
FORTY FORT
70 Wesley Street
Very nice, move-in
condition or good
rental property. 1.5
double, 3 bedroom,
living room, kitchen,
dining room, base-
ment & full attic.
Great deal, must
sell, only $30,000.
Call (570) 762-5119
LAFLIN
TOWNHOUSE FOR
SALE BY OWNER
105 Haverford Drive
Move right into this
3 bedroom 1.5 bath
townhouse with
many recent
updates including
new bath room
/kitchen and finished
basement. $131,900
Call 570-903-6308
906 Homes for Sale
EXETER
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
362 Susquehanna Ave
Completely remod-
eled, spectacular, 2
story Victorian
home, with 3 bed-
rooms and 1.5
baths, new rear
deck, full front
porch, tiled baths
and kitchen, granite
countertops, all
Cherry hardwood
floors throughout,
all new stainless
steel appliances
and lighting, new oil
furnace, washer
dryer in first floor
bath. Great neigh-
borhood, nice yard.
$174,900 (30 year
loan, $8,750 down,
$887/month, 30
years @ 4.5%)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
Looking to buy a
home?
Place an ad here
and let the
sellers know!
570-829-7130
KINGSTON
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
46 Zerby Ave
Lease with option
to buy, completely
remodeled, mint,
turn key condition,
3 bedrooms, 1.5
baths, large
closets, with
hardwoods, carpet
& tile floors, new
kitchen and baths,
gas heat, shed,
large yard.
$134,900 (30 year
loan @ 4.5% with
5% down; $6,750
down, $684/month)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
PLAINS
KEYSTONE SECTION
9 Ridgewood Road
TOTAL BEAUTY
1 ACRE- PRIVACY
Beautiful ranch 2
bedrooms, 1 bath,
attic for storage,
washer, dryer & 2
air conditioners
included. New
Roof & Furnace
Furnished or unfur-
nished.
Low Taxes! New
price $118,500
570-885-1512
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WANAMIE
Newport Twp
East Main Street
Handyman Special
Double Block
Two 2 story, 3-bed-
room units each
with attic, cellar,
bath and pantry.
Large 4 car garage.
Upper and lower
floors. As is for
$25,000. Call
570-379-2645
WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
Completely remod-
eled home with
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
bedrooms, tile
floors, hardwoods,
granite countertops,
all new stainless
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
microwave, dish-
washer, free stand-
ing shower, tub for
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
neighborhood
$154,900 (30 year
loan @ 4.5% with 5%
down; $7,750 down,
$785/month)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
WHITE HAVEN
LARGE SINGLE
FAMILY HOME
Buffalo Street
Two story, 4 bed-
rooms, 1 bath-
room, eat-in
kitchen, office/
study, family room,
living room, bonus
room, utility room,
Large back yard,
Three large walk-in
closets $52,500.
after 5:00 p.m.
570-582-5907 or
email
paulmichelle@
pa.metrocast.net.
Line up a place to live
in classified!
915 Manufactured
Homes
ASHLEY PARK
Laurel Run & San
Souci Parks, Like
new, several to
choose from,
Financing&Warranty,
MobileOneSales.net
Call (570)250-2890
LAUREL RUN ESTATES
We have mobile
home sites for new
and used single &
double wides.
LARGE WOODED LOTS
overlooking
Wilkes-Barre
Call 570-823-8499
CELL 570-241-1854
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
COURTDALE
5 cozy room apart-
ment 2nd floor.
Heat, water, stove,
refrigerator includ-
ed. Off street park-
ing. No pets or
smoking. $550 +
security deposit &
references.
570-287-3260
DALLAS
Large 3 bedroom
2nd floor. No pets.
Off street parking.
Call Joe570-881-2517
FORTY FORT
AMERICA REALTY
RENTALS
ALL UNITS
MANAGED
VARIOUS LOCATIONS
Call for
availability
1-2 bedrooms,
all modern.
Employment/
Application
Required
No Pets/
Smoking
Leases
Very Clean
Standards
288-1422
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
Great location, 1
bedroom apartment
in residential area,
all utilities included.
$600/month
+ security.
908-482-0335
HANOVER TWP.
3 Oaklawn Ave.
1ST FLOOR DUPLEX
Newly remodeled &
painted. Available
immediately. 2 bed-
room, 1 bath, stove,
washer/dryer hook-
up, hardwood
floors, off-street
parking. No pets.
Water & sewer
included. $550 per
month + 1 month
security deposit.
Call (570) 417-8874
after 10:00 a.m. for
a private showing
KINGSTON
Page Avenue
2 bedroom, living
room, dining room,
off street parking.
$450 + utilities. Call
570-752-6399
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
HANOVER TWP.
Available immedi-
ately, 1 bedroom, 1
bathroom, refrigera-
tor and stove pro-
vided, washer/dryer
on premises, off-
street parking, small
pets ok. $400/per
month + utilities,
Call 570-357-1138
KINGSTON
2nd Floor. Available
Nov-1. 2 bedrooms,
renovated bath-
room, balcony off
newly renovated
kitchen with refrig-
erator & stove, cen-
tral air, newly paint-
ed, off-street park-
ing, no pets. $600
per month plus utili-
ties, & 1 month
security deposit.
570-239-1010
KINGSTON
42 Third Avenue
2nd floor, newly
remodeled 2 bed-
room, 1 bath, fridge
& stove included.
Washer/dryer
hookup. $550 +
security. Water &
sewer included. No
pets. 570-417-2919
KINGSTON
EATON TERRACE
317 N. Maple
Ave. Large Two
story, 2 bed-
room, 1.5 bath,
Central Heat &
Air, washer/dryer
in unit, parking.
$840 + utilities &
1 month security
570-262-6947
KINGSTON
Remodeled 2 bed-
room, dining & living
room, off street
parking. All new
appliances. $600/
month + utilities,
security & refer-
ences. Water &
sewer included.
Absolutely No Pets.
Call 570-239-7770
KINGSTON
Very nice, 3 rooms
& bath. No pets.
Non-smoking. All
utilities included.
$575 / month. Call
570-287-3985
KINGSTON
West Bennett St.
Twinkle in Kingstons
Eye, 2nd floor, 1000
sq. ft. 2 bed, Central
Air, washer/dryer
and appliances. No
pets. Non-smoking.
1 car off street park-
ing. Available Nov-1.
$700/month + gas,
electric, 1 year lease
& security.
570-814-1356
MOUNTAINTOP
1 bedroom with full
kitchen. Remodeled
recently, first floor,
ample parking. Hot
water, sewer &
garbage included.
On Rt 309 - close
to all amenities! No
pets. Non smoking.
$650/month + secu-
rity & references.
570-239-3827
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
MOUNTAIN TOP
WOODBRYN
1 & 2 Bedroom.
No pets. Rents
based on income
start at $405 &
$440. Handicap
Accessible. Equal
Housing Opportuni-
ty. 570-474-5010
TTY711
This institution is an
equal opportunity
provider and
employer.
Immediate Opennings!
NANTICOKE
1, 2, OR 3 BEDROOMS
AVAILABLE
1st month deposit
and rent a must.
570-497-9966
516-216-3539
Section 8 welcome
NANTICOKE
2 bedroom, 1st
floor. Large eat in
kitchen, fridge,
electric stove,
large living room,
w/w carpeting,
master bedroom
with custom built
in furniture. Ample
closet space.
Front/back porch-
es, off street
parking, laundry
room available.
No dogs, smok-
ing, water, sewer,
garbage paid.
$550/mo + gas,
electric, security,
lease, credit,
background
check.
(570) 696-3596
NANTICOKE NANTICOKE
347 Hanover St.
1 bedroom, 1st
floor, wall to wall
carpet, eat-in
kitchen with appli-
ances, washer &
dryer hookup,
porch & shared
yard. $400/mo +
utilities & security.
New energy effi-
cient gas furnace.
Call 570-814-1356
NANTICOKE
603 Hanover St
2nd floor, 1 bed-
room. No pets.
$500 + security, util-
ities & lease. Photos
available. Call
570-542-5330
PARSONS
Available 12/01/11
Three bedrooms, 1
bathroom, refrigera-
tor, stove and wash-
er/dryer. $650 per
month, plus utilities.
1 month rent + secu-
rity deposit.
Call 570-262-4604
PITTSTON
2 apartments avail-
able. 2 bedrooms.
All appliances
included. All utilities
paid; electricity by
tenant. Everything
brand new. Off
street parking.
$675-$750 + securi-
ty & references. Call
570-969-9268
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
PITTSTON
5 room apartment
includes 3 bed-
rooms, 1 bathroom,
refrigerator, stove
and washer/dryer.
Water & garbage
included. Cats OK.
$500 per month,
+ security deposit.
Century 21
Smith Hourigan
Group
Call Ben at
570-715-7739
PITTSTON
Jenkins Township
Newly renovated, 4
bedrooms, 2 full
baths, living room,
kitchen, stove, &
fridge included
washer/dryer
hookup, off-street
parking. Heat &
water included.
$875. per month +
security deposit.
Credit check and
references.
Cell 917-753-8192
PLAINS
15 & 17 E. Carey St
Clean 2nd floor,
modern 1 bedroom
apartments. Stove,
fridge, heat & hot
water included. No
pets. Off street
parking. $490-$495
+ security, 1 yr lease
Call 570-822-6362
570-822-1862
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PLYMOUTH
Large 2 bedroom 1
bath, ground floor.
$525/ month +
security. Includes
heat, water &
sewer. Pets accept-
ed at an additional
fee. 310-431-6851
WEST PITTSTON
East Packer Avenue
2 bedroom Town-
house with full
basement, 1 bath,
off street parking.
$625/mo + utilities.
No Pets. 570-283-
1800 M-F, 570-388-
6422 all other times
WEST PITTSTON
HIGH AND DRY
Spacious 1 bedroom
apartment, 2nd floor.
Recently renovated,
sewer & appliances
included. Off street
parking. Security.
No pets.
$500/month +
utilities & gas heat.
570-586-0417
WEST WYOMING
AVAILABLE NOW!!
2nd floor 1 bed-
room, nice kitchen
with appliances,
$450 month plus
utilities No animals.
No smoking. Call
570-693-1000
WHITE HAVEN
2 bedroom. New
kitchen & bath. Cov-
ered porch. Yard.
Off street parking.
Close to 80, 940,
437 and 30 minutes
to Mohegan Sun
Casino. $575/mos.
Call (610) 419-6967
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
- Light & bright
open floor plans
- All major
appliances included
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
- 24 hour emergency
maintenance
- Short term
leases available
Call TODAY For
AVAILABILITY!!
www.mayflower
crossing.com
Certain Restrictions
Apply*
WILKES-BARRE
1 bedroom. Heat &
hot water included,
$550 month +
Security required
973-879-4730
WILKES-BARRE
22 Terrace Street
2 bedroom, 3rd
floor. Hardwood
flooring. Appliances,
heat, water, sewer
& trash included.
Pet friendly. $700 +
electric & natural
gas. 570-969-9268
WILKES-BARRE SOUTH
SECURE BUILDINGS
1 & 2 bedroom
apartments.
Starting at $440
and up. References
required. Section 8 ok.
570-332-5723
WILKES-BARRE
South Welles St.
1 bedroom, 3rd
floor. Covered back
porch. Heat, hot
water, sewer &
garbage included.
$425 + security.
Section 8 Welcome.
570-589-9767
944 Commercial
Properties
OFFICE OR RETAIL
LUZERNE
Out of flood plain.
2,200 SF. Near
Cross Valley High-
way. Loading dock.
Newly painted.
570-288-6526
OFFICE SPACE
Bennett St.
Luzerne
1100 to 1600 sq ft,
1st floor, off street
parking.
570-283-3184
944 Commercial
Properties
Center City WB
WE HA WE HAVE SP VE SPACE!! ACE!!
Come see us
now- youll be
surprised! Afford-
able modern
office space avail-
able at the
Luzerne Bank
Building on Public
Square. Rents
include heat, cen-
tral air, utilities,
trash removal and
nightly cleaning -
all without a
sneaky CAM
charge. Super fast
internet available.
Access parking at
the new inter-
modal garage via
our covered
bridge. 300SF to
5000SF available.
We can remodel
to suit. Brokers
protected. Call
Jeff Pyros at
570-822-8577
for details.
PROFESSIONAL
COMMERCIAL SPACE
West Pittston
Village Shop
918 Exeter Ave
Route 92
1500 sq. ft. &
2,000 sq. ft.
OUT OF FLOOD ZONE
570-693-1354 ext 1
315 PLAZA
900 & 2400 SF
Dental Office -
direct visibility to
Route 315 between
Leggios & Pic-A-
Deli. 750 & 1750 SF
also available. Near
81 & Cross Valley.
570-829-1206
947 Garages
WEST PITTSTON
5 locking garages/
storage units for
rent. 9x11 & 9x14.
$75/month.
Call 570-357-1138
950 Half Doubles
DURYEA
2 bedrooms, 1 bath-
room, washer/dryer
hookup, no pets, no
smoking, not in
flood zone. Hard-
wood floors living
room, dining room,
large kitchen. Refer-
ences, security,
$650/per month,
plus utilities.
Call 570-881-8267
or email
cw95150@aol.com.
Need to rent that
Vacation property?
Place an ad and
get started!
570-829-7130
PLAINS
2 bedroom. No
pets. References &
security deposit
$500/mos + utilities
Call (570) 430-1308
950 Half Doubles
KINGSTON
Two bedrooms,
newly remodeled,
hardwood floors,1
ceramic bath and
kitchen,oak cabi-
nets, refrigerator,
stove and dish-
washer, off-street
parking, no pets, no
smoking. $750/per
month, security &
references.
Call (570) 417-4821
953Houses for Rent
KINGSTON
7 room house. Off
street parking.
Move in condition.
$500 + utilities. Call
570-328-4616
LAKE SILKWORTH
2 bedroom, 1.5 bath
single home. Lake
view with dock& lake
rights. Remodeled
with hardwood & tile
floors. Lake Lehman
Schools. No pets No
Smoking. $800 +
utilities, security &
lease. Call
570-696-3289
LARKSVILLE
Beautiful 1 bedroom
mobile home on pri-
vate property.
Washer, dryer,
stove, refrigerator &
microwave. $475 +
utilities. Handicap
accessible.
570-288-1796
570-947-1711
NANTICOKE
Desirable
Lexington Village
Nanticoke, PA
Many ranch style
homes. 2 bedrooms
2 Free Months With
A 2 Year Lease
$795 + electric
SQUARE FOOT RE
MANAGEMENT
866-873-0478
PITTSTON
ROW HOUSE
FOR RENT
Available Nov. 15, 2
bedrooms, 1 bath
room, all appliances
provided, washer/
dryer on premises,
$600./per month,
plus utilities, $600./
security deposit.
Call 570-881-2101
PLYMOUTH
Beade St., 1 bed-
room, single house,
appliances, washer
& dryer, off street
parking, $450 per
month + utilities &
security.
Call (570) 592-3652
PLYMOUTH
Quiet & Cozy 2 bed-
room. Large kitchen
& bath. Washer
dryer hookup. Small
hedged & fenced
yard. All situated
high & dry on a 1-
way street. No pets.
$575 + first, last &
security. Call
570-829-3902 or
570-235-4981
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675-1245
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405 N. River Street Wilkes-Barre
ORIENTAL SHIATSU
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570-991-8566
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570-468-0658
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570-540-5333
177 South Market Street, Nanticoke
OPEN:
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1-866-858-4611
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$60(tax & gratuity not included)
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South Rt. 309
Hazleton
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570-861-9027
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Black/Italian visiting
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Appointments
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MASSAGE
570-970-3971
1-866-858-4611
ATM CREDIT
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ACCEPTED
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SPASHOWERSHAMPOOMASSAGE
$60 (tax & gratuity not included) Cool AC
Music to help you relax!
Upscale American Massage
COUPLES
WELCOME!
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to advertise
in the Weekender
570.831.7349
HALLOWEEN TRANNY TREAT
must see one week only, no rush, first
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CEO is proud to sponsor The Recovery Race
Help support the great
Wyoming Valleys recovery
efforts!
With CEO, Commission on Economic Opportunity, all proceeds will benefit your neighbors in the
Wyoming Valley that were adversely affected by the Flood of 2011 caused by Hurricane Irene
and Tropical Storm Lee.
Saturday, November 12th, 2011
Kirby Park, meet at the pavilion by the pond!
5K Run/Walk
Runners and Walkers: 9am Start!
Registration Donation: $20
Please consider an additional donation for your neighbors who need your help!
You can also register the day of the race at 8 am (Cash Only)
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Rooms starting at
Daily $39.99 + tax
Weekly $179.99 + tax
WiFi
HBO
Available Upon Request:
Microwave & Refrigerator
(570) 823-8027
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House, available
immediately, 2 bed-
rooms, 1 bath,
washer,dryer, stove,
& refrigerator pro-
vided, off-street
parking, no pets.
$650/per month,
plus utilities, + secu-
rity deposit.
Call 570-760-3637
TRUCKSVILLE
2 to 3 bedrooms,
1.5 bathrooms, fully
renovated,
gas/electric heat,
offstreet parking,
washer/dryer
hookup, no pets,
$900/per month,
plus utilities, securi-
ty, references, and
lease required.
Call 570-675-5916
WEST PITTSTON
SINGLE FAMILY HOME
3 bedroom. 1.5
baths. Full kitchen.
Living & dining
room. Hardwood
floors. Front & rear
porch. Off street
parking. Large yard.
$675 + utilities,
security. No pets or
smoking.
Call 570-696-3289
WILKES-BARRE
2 bedrooms with
lots of storage.
Hardwood floors. 5
minute walk to Gen-
eral Hospital. $670.
+ utilities.
570-814-3838
962 Rooms
WILKES-BARRE
57 Poplar St.
$600 per month +
security or rent with
an option to buy.
cozy 4 bedroom
home, backyard.
Quiet neighbor-
hood. Criminal
background check.
570-730-6519
Looking for the right deal
on an automobile?
Turn to classified.
Its a showroom in print!
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the directions!
WILKES-BARRE
Furnished rooms for
rent. Close to down-
town. $85/week +
security. Everything
included. Call
570-704-8381
965 Roommate
Wanted
WILKES-BARRE
To share 3 bed-
room apartment. All
utilities included.
$300/month
570-212-8332
1000
SERVICE
DIRECTORY
1039 Chimney
Service
A-1 ABLE CHIMNEY
Rebuild & Repair
Chimneys. All
types of Masonry.
Liners Installed,
Brick & Block,
Roofs & Gutters.
Licensed &
Insured
570-735-2257
1105 Floor Covering
Installation
KING GLASS & PAINT
1079 Main St, Swoyersville
Over 50 years experience!
Paints & supplies
for residential &
commercial.
Flooring: Carpet,
Vinyl, Ceramic tile,
Laminate, Hard-
wood and more.
Certified Installa-
tion Crews.
Specials:
Carpet starting at
82/sf
Ceramic &
Laminate starting
at $1.20/sf
Material only
Installation
available
Pittsburgh Interior
Paints: 14-110 Flat
$9.69/gal. 14-510
Semi Gloss
$12.99/gal.
14-310 Eggshell
$12.05/gal.
All materials plus tax
and freight when
applicable.
FREE ESTIMATES.
Store Hours
MONDAY-FRIDAY 7-5
SATURDAY 8-12:30
CLOSED SUNDAY
EVENING APPOINT-
MENTS AVAILABLE
UPON REQUEST.
570-288-4639
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1129 Gutter
Repair & Cleaning
GUTTER 2 GO, INC.
PA#067136- Fully
Licensed & Insured.
We install custom
seamless rain
gutters & leaf
protection systems.
CALL US TODAY ABOUT
OUR 10% OFF WHOLE
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570-561-2328
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Trucking
A.S.A.P Hauling
Estate Cleanouts,
Attics, Cellars,
Garages, were
cheaper than
dumpsters!.
Free Estimates,
Same Day!
570-822-4582
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INCLASSIFIED!
Doyouneedmorespace?
A yard or garage sale
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is the best way
tocleanout your closets!
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with classified!
All Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
Mikes $5 & Up
We do cleanups -
basements,
garages, etc. Yard
waste removal,
small deliveries.
Buying Old Wood
Furniture
Same day service.
793- 8057 826- 1883
1204 Painting &
Wallpaper
M. PARALI S PAI NTI NG
Int/ Ext. painting,
Power washing.
Professional work
at affordable rates.
Free estimates.
570-288-0733
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Age: 23
Hometown: Exeter
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Favorite body part on the opposite sex: Legs
Favorite sport: Football
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Falling down the stairs at school
Last iPod download?
Somethin Bout A Truck by Kip Moore
If you could have a one-night stand with anyone,
no strings attached, who would it be?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
One thing you always keep in your wallet?
Money
Secret to keeping yourself in shape?
Gym and protein
What do you think makes NEPA different than
everywhere else?
The people
Biggest regret?
Not playing college football
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Age: 19
Hometown: Eynon
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Occupation: Student
Favorite Weekender feature: Model of the Week
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Favorite sport: Soccer
Favorite restaurant: Rossis Ristorante
Favorite hangout: My dorm room
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I lost my shoe during a track race and tripped over a
cone ... in the same race
Skinny dipping yay or nay? Yay
Last iPod download?
One Day by LMFAO
If you could have a one-night stand with anyone,
no strings attached, who would it be?
Justin Timberlake
One thing you always keep in your purse?
ChapStick
Worst dare someone made you do?
Run naked with my friends
Guilty pleasure?
Blasting Britney Spears in my car
If you were to switch teams, which celeb would
you go for?
Megan Fox
Secret to keeping yourself in shape?
Going to the gym
What do you think makes NEPA different than
everywhere else?
The horrible weather
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My favorite color is purple
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Weekender/Mountaingrown
Original Music Series
SUPPORTING LOCAL MUSIC
... LIKE NEVER BEFORE
11/16/11
at the Woodlands
no cover
Performance by:
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Train
Live radio broadcast from 10-11 p.m.
on 102.3-FM, The Mountain
Hosted by Alan K. Stout
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