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River Cities Reader Vol. 19 No. 797 February 2-15, 2012 By Jeff Ignatius jeff@rcreader.com
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tate public-employee pension systems are grossly underfunded in general and are financial time bombs for most states. According to the 2010 paper Are State Public Pensions Sustainable?, 31 state pension systems will run out of money by 2030 at current benefit and funding levels. (Illinois topped the list, going broke in 2018; Iowa is in better shape than most states, with an estimated expiration date of 2035.) Whats happening in cities across Iowa with police and firefighter pensions, though, shows the flip side the shortterm budget pain that accompanies a well-funded system when investments perform poorly. In Davenport, the cost of police and firefighter pensions will increase from roughly $3.3 million in Fiscal Year 2010 to $5.5 million next fiscal year and an estimated $6.6 million in Fiscal Year 2014, according to city Budget Director Alan Guard. Over the fouryear period ending in 2014, Guard said, the cumulative additional cost is $7.75 million. In Bettendorf, the cost of police and fire pensions increased from roughly $747,000 in Fiscal Year 2010 to $1.22 million next fiscal year and an expected $1.36 million in Fiscal Year 2014, according to City Administrator Decker Ploehn. Over the four-year period ending in 2014, the cumulative additional cost is $1.62 million. Cities across Iowa will pay roughly $69 million combined in Fiscal Year 2013 for police and firefighter pensions compared to just over $48 million in Fiscal Year 2011. These increased costs are being borne by citizens through higher taxes. Both Davenport and Bettendorf have raised taxes to deal with the higher pension costs. And while these higher pension costs are almost certainly temporary as markets recover, city costs will drop they present budget problems to cities for at least the next few years. These are guys that run into burning buildings when were running out, Guard acknowledged. And these are guys that stand there and get shot at. ... But at the same time, how are cities supposed to be able to afford this level of benefit for these guys and try to be
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GUEST COMMENTARY
by Sheldon Richman
growing group of individuals and organizations has designated Saturday, February 4, as a National Day of Action aimed at preventing a war against Iran. The manifesto is simple: No War, No Sanctions, No Intervention, No Assassinations. Nothing is more urgent than stopping the march to war now underway. Economic warfare has begun already. Sanctions and embargoes are belligerent acts under international law; such policies goaded the Japanese into attacking Pearl Harbor in 1941. The U.S. State Department recently reassured Israeli leaders, who along with their American lobby are in a bigger hurry for war than President Obama is, that the sanctions will devastate the Iranian economy more precisely, the Iranian people. U.S. officials also say that Irans economy will be throttled by the crippling of that countrys central bank. Sanctions authorized by Obama in late December aim to stop the rest of the world from doing business with the bank, which would amount to isolating the Iranian people from world commerce. If successful, this would create indescribable misery for average Iranians. (Rulers always find a way to get by.)
The demanded oil boycott is accompanied by a U.S. suggestion that Iranian oil be replaced with Libyan oil, which sheds new light on the Obama administrations intervention in the Libyan civil war and the regime change it accomplished. Not all nations can be counted on to boycott Iranian oil, but those that do not will still be in a position to demand lower prices from Irans government. Meanwhile, Iranian scientists are being assassinated, and various Iranian facilities are mysteriously exploding. This is surely the work of the CIA or the Israeli Mossad or both of them in conjunction with Iranian groups with histories of violent activity. The covert war is on. The national day of action, with events planned in many cities, is intended to bring all of this to the attention of a complacent American people. Americans are said to be war-weary after an eight-year occupation of Iraq (in fact, 20 years of hostilities) and a decade-long and continuing war in Afghanistan, a quagmire if there ever was one. Youd think a war-weary people would be demanding no war against Iran, but Americans seem not to be paying attention.
George W. Bush famously botched the old saying Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. The American people were fooled once by unsubstantiated claims about Iraqi President Saddam Husseins weapons of mass destruction, including nuclear weapons, and his readiness to use them on short notice. There were no such weapons, of course as many informed authorities said before the U.S. invasion but those who want to bomb Iran appear to believe that this method of spreading war fever among Americans will work one more time. Hence the incessant propaganda about Irans nuclear-weapons program for which there is zero evidence. Americas dozenand-a-half intelligence agencies have twice reported that Iran scrapped its initial program more than eight years ago. The International Atomic Energy Agency regularly inspects the country and certifies that its uranium has not been enriched to weapons-grade. What Iran has done is consistent with developing nuclear medicine and electrical power. Yet Iran is now subjected to low-level but deadly warfare and threats of a massive bombing campaign because it will not and cannot prove a negative: that it is not
developing nuclear weapons. Does Iran represent a serious nuclear threat? Israels defense minister and several former Mossad directors say no. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, like Israeli intelligence, is not convinced Iran has decided to build a weapon. Even leading American neoconservatives acknowledge that a nuclear Iran (if such came to be) would not attack Israel which has its own nukes much less the United States. Then why the march to war? The U.S. and Israeli governments will not tolerate limits on their hegemony in the Middle East. Iran is a big, populous, and long-existing country that inevitably will be a major force in the region. Therefore, U.S. and Israeli dominance requires a subservient Iran like the brutal U.S.- and Israeli-sponsored Shahs regime was until it was overthrown in the Islamic revolution of 1979. To repeat: Nothing is more urgent than stopping this march to war against Iran. Lets make February 4 the day it was reversed. Sheldon Richman is senior fellow at The Future of Freedom Foundation (FFF.org) and editor of The Freeman magazine.
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ILLINOIS POLITICS
by Rich Miller
ast week, powerful Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan appeared to all but endorse an idea to force Downstate and suburban school districts to pay a significant share of their state pension contributions for the first time in anyones memory. Senate President John Cullerton floated that very proposal last year, and Governor Pat Quinn added his support not long ago. Needless to say, if all three Democratic leaders are talking about it, you can probably expect some action this year. However, there will be strong pushback from suburban and Downstate legislators wholl undoubtedly fear a voter backlash over potentially massive local tax increases to pay for the idea. Madigan spoke for well over an hour last week at an Elmhurst College event at the invitation of his old nemesis Lee Daniels, who served as House speaker for two years after the 1994 Republican landslide. Madigan almost never talks for that long when he speaks in public, so his speech was heavily covered by the media. As is his custom, Madigan didnt come right out and officially endorse the idea to ease the states ongoing budget strain by passing pension obligations down the governmental food chain to local schools and public colleges and universities, but he did indicate that he was strongly leaning in that direction. The normal arrangement, for pensions, Madigan said, was that the employee and the employer both pay into the pension system. But local school districts pay just 0.054 percent of payroll into the Teachers Retirement System fund, Madigan noted. (And when he has it down to the decimal like that, you know hes focused on the issue.). And he added that the universities pay zero toward employee pension costs. And lets understand, Madigan said about education employees, these are people that never got a payroll check from the State of Illinois. The speaker went on to note that the state paid $4 billion this year into the pension funds, half of which went to the Teachers Retirement System alone. So over one-half of our obligation to pensions, which is the subject of great public debate today, is for people who never worked for the State of Illinois, he said.
Over one-half of our obligation to pensions, which is the subject of great public debate today, is for people who never worked for the State of Illinois.
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ity and county officials expressed frustration and a sense of helplessness January 24 over the lack of money to repair crumbling roads and bridges. The local-government leaders argued strenuously at a Transportation Day 2012 event at the Wallace State Office Building that its time for the state to increase the gas tax to upgrade infrastructure. But Republican Governor Terry Branstad insisted the state must first show taxpayers its being efficient with money it already has. Keokuk County Supervisor Mike Hadley said his county will have to close five bridges this year including bridges that connect rural and agricultural areas to market towns because theyre in such disrepair. He said rural America cant grow if it doesnt maintain its infrastructure. We cant cut any more pencils and paper clips, Hadley told the governor. This has gone on too long. We have to act. Nobody wants to do this, but we have to ... . We cant continue to just close down our infrastructure, because it never reopens. Don Hole, CEO of the Community Bankers of Iowa which promotes independent banking and represents banks in more than 700 locations across the state said Iowa small towns must maintain their roads, especially when they have only one road into town. We cannot let our rural, small towns die, Hole said. The worst thing we can do is not maintain access to them. Branstad said cost savings must come first. On January 24, he outlined $50 million in ways to reduce the cost of managing Iowas roadways. These include new policies to ensure projects come in ahead of schedule and under budget, and to increase signs and sponsorship at rest areas along Iowas Interstate highways. But when pressed further, Branstad said he hasnt closed the door on a gas-tax increase in future years, unlike former Democratic Governor Chet Culver. The last time this issue came up, the governor said he would veto it, Branstad said. I have not said that. I have instead said that I want to protect the interests of citizens and taxpayers. But I also recognize in the long term, user fees are the way we need to provide for our transportation system. Iowas tax is 21 cents a gallon for gasoline, and 19 cents for ethanol-blended
fuel. The last gas-tax increase came in 1989. Branstad, who served as governor from 1983 to 1999, said he was sharply criticized during the 2010 gubernatorial campaign for that gas-tax increase. I took a heck of a lot of abuse for that, Branstad said. I understand what Im doing. Hadley said he understands the need for cost savings. But he said he wants Branstad to understand what city and county leaders are saying about the need for action now on Iowas roads and bridges. We just cant keep putting it off, Hadley said. Its not that the roof is leaking. The roof is gone. The governors Transportation 2020 Citizen Advisory Commission, which was assigned to study this issue, in November identified a $1.6-billion annual shortfall for transportation-infrastructure needs. That included $215 million a year thats considered critical. The panel recommended increasing Iowas gas tax as much as 10 cents a gallon. Branstad raised his voice as one participant at the Transportation Day event accused him of cutting road funds. The governor insisted that he wasnt. He said $128 million in road projects will get done earlier than expected this year because of federal-reimbursement funding that came in to fix Iowas roads after Missouri River flooding in western Iowa. Youll probably yell at me, too, joked Harlan City Manager and City Engineer Terry Cox, who pointed out that the governors commission recommended increasing Iowas gas tax starting in 2012, while the current plan calls for putting that off until 2013. Cox said Branstad is trying to straddle the fence. He said hes happy for the cost savings for the Department of Transportation, but he said that doesnt help Iowas cities and counties with their road needs. The crowd at the Transportation Day event applauded Iowa Senate Transportation Committee Chair Tom Rielly (D-Oskaloosa), who has cosponsored a bill to increase the gas tax and predicted that will happen this year. I really, truly think were going to get this thing done this year, Rielly said. This article was produced by IowaPolitics. com. For more stories on Iowa politics, visit RCReader.com/y/iapolitics.
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Author Eileen Boggess Brings Her Junior Theatre Experiences to Life at Davenport Junior Theatre in Mia the Melodramatic, February 18 through 26
hose familiar with Davenport Junior Theatre might find its forthcoming production of Mia the Melodramatic a bit ... well ... familiar. After all, the show concerns a childrens theatre company that finds kids starring in and producing plays for other kids, and even comes complete with its own mascot in the form of an energetic, floppy-shoed clown. Rest assured: Any similarities between the fictional childrens theatre of Mia the Melodramatic and Davenport Junior Theatre itself are completely intentional. The 2007 novel Mia the Melodramatic was inspired by author Eileen Boggess own experiences with Junior Theatre, as the Davenport native was a teenage participant with the company, both on- and off-stage, from 1981 to 1985. So when Artistic Director Daniel D.P. Sheridan was considering titles for his organizations 60th-anniversary season, he says the idea to have Boggess adapt her work for the theatre was, quite simply, a nobrainer. In my three years here, Ive been particularly focused on the opportunity to tie literature to the stage, in order to get kids inspired about reading. ... And with this book written by an alum, and it being a fictional reflection on her [Boggess] childhood in Junior Theatre ... . Those things together really drew me into wanting to translate the book to the stage. For Daniels wife Jessica Sheridan, a Junior Theatre instructor who also serves as Mia the Melodramatics director, the projects main appeal lay with its title character, a soon-to-be-high-schoolsophomore who finally finds a place where shes able to be herself, which is a really special thing, because some people dont ever find that.
childrens literature author of such famed works as The Cat Ate My Gymsuit and Theres a Bat in Bunk Five. They were just really funny books with a little romance in them, and thats just what I wanted to do. I wanted to write a book that I wouldve enjoyed when I was in junior high. What eventually resulted was a 155page novel that was published, in 2006, under the title Mia the Meek. I taught at a Catholic school, says Boggess, and in Catholic school they go [grades] K through eight with the same kids, and after a while the kids know each other inside and out. So I began thinking of this character named Mia, who everyone knew as this shy girl. But she was going to go off to high school, and the book was going to be about all the crazy, silly things that happen to her because shes tired of being shy among them experiences taken from the authors own life. Some of the things Mia does are things that I did, like setting my science-lab table on fire, Boggess says. Laughing, she adds,
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Titled Mia the Melodramatic, Boggess second novel found her smart, funny, humiliation-prone heroine taking a summer job at the fictional Playhouse Theatre, where she eventually makes new friends (among them company mascot Pickles the Clown), learns new skills, and finds a place where she can, at last, be the person she always wanted to be ... while still finding new ways to occasionally embarrass herself. Praised by Midwest Book Review for its authors witty one-liners and wonderful job [of] taking an established character and stretching her in new
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hen the quartet Deleted Scenes recorded its second album, Young Peoples Church of the Air, the atmosphere was intense and pressurized, resulting in a doomed energy, singer/guitarist/co-songwriter Dan Scheuerman has said. In an interview last week promoting his bands February 3 performance at Rozz-Tox, Scheuerman elaborated on those intriguing phrases. To start, the recording period was more compressed than for the bands debut, he said: We wanted the record to have a moment. Instead of being recorded over a year, it was recorded over more like three months. In that sense, its more identifiable as one piece of work. But the time frame was just one factor. There was a weird vibe going on in the studio, Scheuerman said. Producer L. Skell is hard to read. So there was a lot of silence and glowering ... . And so wed go in a direction and not be sure what was going on. And then when things seemed dark and we werent getting anywhere, everything would sort of snap together and ... [Skell] would come up with one or two really amazing suggestions to focus everything. There was a sense of ominousness to the proceedings, and that I think created a sense of doom. And theres also a bit of doom in the songwriting as well. ... There was a high degree of tension. At the albums outset, though, its hard to hear anything but warmth and uplift. A Litany for Mrs. T and The Days of Adderall are both luminous and buoyant, with Shins-like vocals and harp-like sounds. Litany starts ethereal, but the massive drums and hyperactive, articulate bass ultimately overwhelm that mood overbearing in a good way. It becomes clear that although these are structured as pop songs, they refuse to be consumed casually. We just got really excited about the possibilities of using the studio to
downtrodden but also hopeful. And I think emotionally we got it pretty right, Scheuerman said. Elsewhere, the album is nimble and light on its feet. The Days of Adderall and Burglarizing the Deaf crib from African pop without ever coming off as pastiches or trend-chasers. Bedbedbedbedbed and Ordination Day are relatively straightforward, showing that the band isnt afraid to let the songs stand on their own without all that production ornamentation. The darkness is only plainly evident on the rubbery, big-beat alienation of A Bunch of People Who Love You Like Crazy, but Deleted Scenes doesnt get bogged down by it. The guitar and Scheuermans buried vocals snake between the drums and blats, and the song achieves a certain majesty about two-thirds the way through with swelling, glitchy Photo by Laura Rotondo Deleted Scenes trumpet-like calls and a bass that experiment and alter the sound and create sounds as if its pushing its range to the point more of a piece that would stand up to of pain. Like the most alluringly sinister repeated listens ... , Scheuerman explained. music Coil created, it shapes sonic shrapnel While the band arrived with full songs, it into an organic form. spent studio time deconstructing the parts Deleted Scenes with members split and taking away the things that sound between Washington, D.C., and New York standard and digging in and messing up is still relatively obscure, but it might sounds and trying to find textures that we be poised to break out. The ever-fickle hadnt heard before. Pitchfork.com gave its two albums scores Examples include a marimba run through of 8.0 and 7.8. The site wrote that Young a fuzz pedal, and the vocals on English as Peoples Church of the Air squats a unique a Second Language recorded on an audio ground between pop and experimental cassette. This admittedly kitchen-sink impulses. It doesnt belong wholly to either recording and production approach could world. Its an album that seeks to transcend have come across as gimmicky if the final ugliness, both personal and aural. More choices didnt assist the songs, but Deleted often than not, it succeeds on both counts. Scenes judgment is astute. The result is an album of rich surfaces that Deleted Scenes will perform on Friday, avoids familiar paths and easy resolutions. If February 3, at Rozz-Tox (2108 Third Avenue there was a sense of doom in the studio, the in Rock Island, RozzTox.com). The concert band channeled that energy into compelling also features A Lull and Healing Power. and upbeat adventurousness. Even the Admission is $6, and doors open at 8 p.m. mostly-acoustic-guitar-and-vocal Nassau finds room for subtle flourishes, with a synth For more information on Deleted Scenes, visit floor and (I think) the slightest bass. DeletedScenesMusic.com. I wanted it [the album] to be kind of
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ew Ground Theatres Bad Habits is one Flaherty punctuates Callahans eerie lines with of those rare local productions where sudden shifts to gravelly forcefulness, and the focus is on the writers rather than the effect is chilling and disturbing. Flaherty the actors, directors, or technical aspects. While effectively fleshes out Callahans troubling a cast and crew, of course, are involved, the work story, and while Her Story left me feeling quite gathers short plays written by local playwrights. uncomfortable, I was impressed with both of Running a touch more than an hour, January their efforts, and interested in seeing more of 19s performance showcased the promise of Callahans works staged. these local wordsmiths, while also revealing The third piece is Malnati Monday by areas on which they need to focus as they work Christopher Edward Moss. Directed by Schmall, on their next pieces the this one-act takes place most notable being writing late on a Monday night, as people would actually with Josh LeFebreves Riley speak. attempting to continue his The evening begins with weekly tradition of pizza author Ann Boadens Bad and sports with Dana MossHabits, the one-act from Petersons Calvin, despite which this entire collection having nearly injured of four plays draws its name. Calvins pregnant girlfriend Boadens piece dramatizes in a drunken incident. Patti Flaherty a meeting between Ed Moss work concerns Rileys Villarreals Jason, a city assessor, and Rae Marys struggle to keep his best friend while refusing Elizabeth, a homeowner late on her tax payments. to lose him to a woman. But my problem was Jason visits Elizabeth in an attempt to allow her that Moss point is unclear for so long that to keep her (locally) famous familys home rather once I finally figured out the play was about a than lose it in a tax auction, and director Jan failing friendship, it didnt seem as poignant as Schmalls pacing pleasantly matches that of the it couldve been, and matters arent helped by slowly paced existence of Elizabeth, who has little Schmalls actors conversing with unnaturally to do, it seems, but spend her days in her familys slow, overly enunciated cadences. (To Mosshome. Unfortunately, the relationship between Petersons credit, however, the performer the two characters, whove never met before, manages to squeeze out every bit of humor from progresses unnaturally quickly, and Elizabeths his lines, even from lines that barely contain bad habits seem a bit disconnected from her any.) circumstances. Boaden attempts to create an Bad Habits fourth offering is, fortunately, emotional attachment to Elizabeth, but in my also its funniest, and ends the hour on an up view, Jason was the only one moved by Elizabeths note. Playwright Devin Hansens Dr. Quinn plight, and by the end of the piece, I couldnt follows John Turners Mr. Robbins as he understand why even he was touched. undergoes a vasectomy though its unclear Michael Callahans Her Story follows, with why hes having the procedure, as he admits to director Chris Jansen starting the piece with not being sexually active, despite having sexual Patti Flahertys Janice sitting on a stool, back-lit urges evident in Robbins physical reaction so that her face is in shadow. The aesthetic of to Kylie Jansens title character, and through a bright light on a shadowy figure is gripping a series of fourth-wall-breaking videos that and quite beautiful, and so, too, are Callahans director Chris Jansen inserts throughout the choices in word patterns. Despite Janices piece. While Im still uncertain why Turner repeated insistence that this isnt a poem, the was recorded in a different location for every monologue drips with poetry in its eloquence single one of these (perhaps two dozen) clips, and flow. Janice describes being in a tent with the use of video is an interesting novelty and a snake and, later, with her father, in passages more amusing, I think, than Turner would be that seem representative of sexual encounters speaking directly to the audience from his bed. but are never made explicit; theres this constant And while Hansens work is sexually crass, its sense of meaning just behind the surface of also quite funny, aided by the humor in Turners Callahans words thats about to break through, delivery. Hansen also avoids the inclination to but meaning that never quite reveals itself. create poignancy out of something thats not Callahan doesnt cram ideas down his audiences poignant, instead leaving us with a lighthearted throat, but rather allows his art to be interpreted laugh at the evenings end. individually by those viewing it, and it helps that the incomparable Flaherty is delivering his Bad Habits plays at the Village Theatre (2113 East words. Speaking predominantly with a childs 11th Street, Davenport) through February 5. higher-pitched tones and inflections, with her For tickets and information, call (563)326-7529 or breathy delivery evoking a sense of innocence, visit NewGroundTheatre.org.
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Whenever I watch a movie such as Alive or The Thing or director Joe Carnahans The Grey especially in January I ask myself the same question: Is it worth it? I know about cinematic sleight-of-hand, of course, and that the performers and crew arent enduring anywhere near the nightmarish conditions suffered by the characters on-screen. I also presume that a fat Hollywood paycheck instantly makes any location shooting, including The Greys outdoor shoot in wintry British Columbia, a lot more bearable. But still, all that ice and wind and trudging through thigh-deep snow ... . Is any movie experience worth spending three months in fear of losing your digits to frostbite? In the case of Carnahans new action thriller, the answer would appear to be Hell, yes, though Ill admit that nothing about The Greys advance publicity hinted at anything beyond another dreary heman adventure with Liam Neeson in his (quickly becoming stale) righteous-asskicker mode. In basic outline, the film concerns a team of Alaska oil workers who emerge from a devastating plane crash and are forced to contend with their murderously bitter environment and a pack of hungry, extremely territorial wolves. Between its Arctic setting and the tired familiarity of its survival-of-thefittest narrative, with its archetypal band of hot-headed tough guys slowly learning to trust one another, I entered The Grey thinking it would prove to be one of the most aptly titled movies Id ever seen. I left thinking Id never seen anything quite
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like it. be in the presence During its first 10 of a major director. minutes, The Grey A few elements, paints an unexpected, particularly a few rather extraordinary too-convenientlyportrait of grief timed wolf and loss, with appearances, may Neeson, composing strain credibility, but a love letter in Carnahans movie is haunted voicesupremely wellLiam Neeson in The Grey over, addressing paced and aurally fundamental issues of life, love, and evocative and gorgeously composed, and humanity. Its an eerily, shockingly there are sequences here so powerful and meditative intro that suggests Carnahans damned near lyrical that they practically take latest will be less reminiscent of his recent your breath away. (The scenes of Neeson The A-Team reboot than Malicks The Tree gently comforting a rapidly dying man, and of Life, but what proves utterly astonishing of an exhausted survivor facing imminent is that this searching and melancholic air death at a tranquil lakeside, are more doesnt abate once the movie gets down to emotionally wrenching than any youll find the business of thrilling the bejeezus out of among this years Best Picture contenders.) you. From that deeply unsettling mid-air The Grey is a hugely exciting, sensationally disaster to the hostile vocal assaults to the affecting entertainment. Arriving at brutal and terrifying wolf attacks, every the tail end of whats generally the most scene is filled with both staggering intensity desolate month for quality releases, its also and exquisite empathy; you watch the something of a miracle. proceedings with your stomach in knots, but also with a sizable lump in your throat. MAN ON A LEDGE Carnahans and Ian Mackenzie Jeffers If you can ignore the ridiculousness of script is punchy, vibrant, and offhandedly its storyline, in which a wrongfully accused profound, and its acted to near-perfection thief stages a suicide threat while his brother by Frank Grillo, Dallas Roberts, Dermot hunts down the evidence necessary to Mulroney, Nonso Anozie, Joe Anderson, and Neeson, whose thunderous gravitas and exonerate him, you can have a fair amount of guilty-pleasure fun at Man on a Ledge. expansive soulfulness have perhaps never Boasting several ingenious caper-film been used to finer effect. And while nothing on Carnahans rsum, conceits, Asger Leths lightweight thriller is nimble and breezily unpretentious, and in not even 2002s enjoyably vicious Narc, gave an added perk, Pablo F. Fenjves script is also indication that he was capable of much in unexpectedly funny, with Elizabeth Banks, the way of wonders, Im thinking we might
Jamie Bell, Ed Harris, Kyra Sedgwick, and Genesis Rodriguez steadfastly, and wisely, refusing to take this thing seriously. If only they shared their modi operandi with Ed Burns, who gives a typically sour, unpleasant performance, and with lead Sam Worthington, who must certainly be the most vacuously inexpressive and uninteresting leading man currently working. Or has James Cameron just pulled a fast one on us, and the Avatar star is secretly just a motion-capture-animated figure himself?
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and thus have a smaller property-tax increase. In 2006 when the MFPRSI rate began dropping the city council cut 44 cents from the property-tax rate, Guard said. The city had intended to make budget cuts, too including the elimination of a fire truck and 11 positions related to inspections but that money was ultimately restored. They cut taxes and cut people, Guard said. They hired all 11 people back and never raised taxes. In the current fiscal year, he said, the city used $1 million from the debt-service levy for Trust & Agency, but thats simply not sustainable. In short, he said, weve done a lot of ... accounting maneuvers I mean that in a very nice way ... . We tried to use up our fund balances to try to hold off the inevitable tax increase related to publicsafety pensions. He added: If they had left that 44 cents in there, we wouldnt be having this discussion now. So of the citys 96-cent property-taxrate increase for the coming fiscal year, he said, 78 cents is related to public-safety pensions, Guard said. Of that, 57 cents is making up for previous budget choices, those ultimately unsustainable accounting maneuvers designed to avoid or minimize tax increases. Ten cents will go toward next years MFPRSI rate increase, and another 11 cents will cover the anticipated Fiscal Year 2014 rate hike. The Iowa League of Cities has proposed a 60/40 contribution split for new publicsafety employees the same as with IPERS. When it [the contribution rate] has gone up, my contribution has gone up along with the citys, Guard said. Im not sure that same system should not be in place with the public-safety employees. The League of Cities estimated that this would, for a typical municipality in the current year, shift a contribution cost between $1,302 and $1,466 from the city to the public-safety employee for each new worker. Ploehn said that hed favor reducing the maximum MFPRSI benefit to its previous level of 66 percent for new hires. Other proposals have included
restoring a 3.79-percent state contribution and increasing new employees contribution rates by 1 percentage point. At a January 27 legislative forum, Davenport Mayor Bill Gluba suggested that the state should cover cities increased public-safety-pension costs. But for now, it appears likely that cities and taxpayers will have to live with these additional costs. The Iowa League of Cities noted in a recent update that theres little legislative will for major changes to the system, noting differences between Democrats and Republicans and no commitment from Governor Terry Branstad. It suggested that the best short-term hope for cities is a state appropriation to offset some of the increased costs. At the January 27 forum, state legislators from Scott County echoed that. Several expressed sympathy for the citys plight; Senator Shawn Hamerlinck (R-Dixon) noted that cities have no control over these costs through collective bargaining, and the state isnt picking up any of the cost. He expressed support for Ploehns recommendation of reducing the maximum benefit level for new firefighters and police officers. But Representative Jim Lykam (DDavenport) said Senate State Government Committee Chair Jeff Danielson wont be taking up systemic public-safety-pension reform this year. He said, however, that Danielson would be working for a state appropriation to help offset the burden on cities. Nearly all Scott County legislators expressed support for long-term changes to the system. The police and fire unions, as expected, favor keeping the system as it is now. The Iowa State Police Associations Mohlis said that while his organization is open to discussion, it sees no need for changes; cities were involved in the creation of MFPRSI in the early 1990s and have bargained with their unions fully aware of their pension obligations. The system is very sound and very equitable, he said. Their percentages do go up, but they also do go down.
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ll right, friends: Its time to play Name That Tune! Here are your opening lyrics: Pa pa pa / Pa pa pa. Whats that? You need a few more? Okay. The song continues thusly: Pa pa pa pa / Pa pa pa pa. You still dont know? Come on; its only one of the most famous romantic duets of all time! Oh, all right. Continuing on: Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa / Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa / Pa pa pa pa pa / Pa pa pa pa pa. Oh, youre killing me, folks! Its Pa pa pa from Mozarts The Magic Flute! How were those lyrics not a dead giveaway?! Well, dont beat yourselves up about it; after all, the supremely gifted singers of Des Moines Opera Metro will soon ensure that Pa pa pa forever lingers in memory. Appearing in a special, February 7 presentation by the German American Heritage Center, the professional opera company will deliver a two-hour, English-language version of Mozarts The Magic Flute at St. Ambrose Universitys Rogalski Center. Filled with comedy, drama, and romance to say nothing of queens, dragons, and bird-catchers the work features some of its composers most legendary tunes, and is perfect operatic introduction for audiences of all ages. For those of you more well-versed in The Magic Flute, though, try your hand at this quiz to the right on the 1791 masterwork, courtesy of our pals at FunTrivia.com. For information on, and tickets to, Des Moines Metro Operas performance of The Magic Flute, call (563)322-8844 or visit GAHC.org.
unning February 3 through 18, the first production in the District Theatres 2012 season is Company, a series of musical-comedy vignettes in which terminal bachelor Bobby through encounters with his married and about-to-be-married friends explores life, love, and the possibility of wedded bliss on the
eve of his 35th birthday. Companys score features such classic songs as The Ladies Who Lunch, Marry Me a Little, and Being Alive. The original Broadway production opened in 1970, and ran a total of 705 performances. It was nominated for five Drama Desk Awards including Outstanding Music, Lyrics, and Book of a Musical and won them all. It was nominated for a record-
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beyond English, you may be sligh Valds biography, which begins: pianista, compositor, profesor de y director de grupa inici su form temprana edad ... . But fear not! Ive taken the trou every phrase from the site throug Spanish-to-English translator and everything you need to know abo All About Jazz calls among the m jazz pianists from Cuba or anywh A Havana native who was alre as a professional pianist at 17, Val first album, Jazz Nocturno, in 196 he has recorded (get this) anothe has performed alongside fellow ja another 33. Among the awards in cabinet are five Grammy Awards Grammy Awards, which hes ama of 25 Grammy nominations to da
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ing 14 Tony Award nominations d won six, including Best Musical d Best Director. t has enjoyed two critically laimed returns to Broadway, with 2006 version receiving the Tony Best Revival of a Musical. The District Theatres sentation is being directed by vid Turley, who also helmed the atres productions of Chicago, us Christ Superstar, and The Last e Years. Bobby is played by Bryan Tank ctured), showcased in such recent trict Theatre musicals as Sunday he Park with George, The Rocky rror Show, and The 25th Annual
Putnam County Spelling Bee. Featured amongst the shows ensemble are Wendy Czekalski, Angela Elliott, Sara King, Erin McBride Lounsberry, Christina Myatt, Brian Nelson, Tracy PelzerTimm, Linda Ruebling, Mark Ruebling, Christopher Tracy, John VanDeWoestyne, Jenny Winn, and Paul Workman. Oh, yeah. And Companys music and lyrics are by Stephen Sondheim. I swear, sometimes the District Theatre makes these things so damned easy to promote. For more information and Company tickets, call (309)235-1654 or visit DistrictTheatre.com.
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Yet Valds professional accomplishments hardly stop with the hardware. Hes received the key to the city in Los Angeles, San Fancisco, and New Orleans. He holds honorary doctorates from the Berklee College of Music and Torontos Victoria University. Hes shared stages with the likes of Dizzy Gillespie, David Snchez, and Tito Puente. And with his AfroCuban Messengers whom The Guardian praises for their coolly grooving jazz, hustling fast themes, and breezy New Orleans swing section Valds has toured in more than 50 countries. Plus, at age 70, the mans lookin good! You can see a bunch of photos of him near the bottom of his Web sites home page, along with ... . Wait. Whats this? ... Theres a link you can click to read his Web pages in English? Aw, man, I just wasted an entire afternoon! For more information and tickets to February 10s Chucho Valds & the Afro-Cuban Messengers concert, call (319)335-1160 or visit http://www. Hancher.UIowa.edu.
or those of us lucky enough to have known Faye Clow the beloved Bettendorf resident and patron of the arts who led the Bettendorf Public Library for 30 years and passed away on February 18, 2011 the one-year anniversary of her passing is sure to be a sad day. Yet on February 16, the library will temper that sadness with a celebratory spirit in the memorial tribute A Valentine for Faye Clow, an evening of poetry readings and music honoring this influential and much-missed Quad Citian. With Kai Swanson serving as emcee, the Thursday-night event will feature readings by the winners and runners-up in the Bettendorf Librarys recent love-poetry contest, among them the recipients of first-place prizes in the adult and youth divisions: Jodie Toohey (for her poem Out of the Blue) and Christina Mbakwe (for her Loves Pistol), respectively. Both works will also be included in a handmade book by local artist Bill Hannan that attendees can peruse at the event, and recent St. Ambrose University graduate Julia Goodmann will perform songs
she composed using the poems themselves as lyrics. And in addition to these figurative valentines for Faye, the librarys celebration will offer a literal one in the form of the events special guest: award-winning, New York City-based poet Jean Valentine (pictured). The winner of the 2004 National Book Award for Poetry and the 2009 Wallace Stevens Award from the Academy of American Poets, Valentine will read from her works (including, I would imagine, her lovely poem titled Earth & the Librarian), allowing guests to enjoy what famed poet Adrienne Rich lauded as poetry of the highest order, because it lets us into spaces and meanings we couldnt approach in any other way. Theres no word on whether the librarys guest author will be bringing any family members along with her, but I hope she does; Faye Clow is certainly deserving of as many Valentines, capitalized and lowercased, as possible. More information on February 16s A Valentine for Faye Clow event is available by calling the library at (563)344-4175, or visiting BettendorfLibrary.com.
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River Cities Reader Vol. 19 No. 797 February 2-15, 2012 By Thom White
THEATRE
If Memory Swerves
How I Learned to Drive, at Augustana College through February 5
ugustana Colleges How I Learned to Quinn, meanwhile, is convincing as Lil Bit, Drive offers an interesting opportunavigating her way through her characters nity to compare the acting talents of ages with appropriate shifts in body language performances at different points in their lives, as and vocal inflection. The truest element of her theres a marked contrast between Reader editor portrayal what doesnt seem at all feigned is Mike Schulzs work and that of the students who Lil Bits connection to Uncle Peck, and their compose the rest disturbingly beautiful of the cast. Being relationship kept beyond college-age me wishing that (and hired here as a Peck would drop his guest actor), Schulz physical interest in is presumably more his niece and focus aware of the darkon his efforts to ness in the world, the protect her emotions pain of real life, and and promote her the reality of what education. Through some would call sin. Jacquelyn Schmidt, Michael Pazzol, Amy Sand- Quinns and ers, Robin Quinn, Mike Schulz, and Jo Vasquez Schulzs chemistry, I imagine hes subsequently able to draw from what he knows and I understood why Lil Bit didnt flee from her use it to shape his character, whereas its apparent uncle, enduring his advances to the point where that the students are feigning their feelings. To be she even initiates a physical encounter. clear, thats not to say that the students are poor Each of the other cast members offers at least actors, and each one offered a notable perforone first-rate moment while on stage. With Jo mance during Fridays presentation. Compared to Vasquez, its the broken, pained look her Aunt Schulzs effort, however, there are distinct differMary gives the audience when revealing what ences in the sincerity of their portrayals. she knows of her husbands ways. Jacquelyn Directed by Jennifer E. Popple, author Schmidt is most entertaining when her Mother Paula Vogels play follows although not in explains the rules of drinking for women while chronological sequence the life journey of getting increasingly drunk herself; Schmidt Lil Bit (Robin Quinn) from age 11, when she slurs and (physically) stumbles through her first spends a few hours alone with her Uncle monologues, and elicits some of the evenings Peck (Schulz), to her 18th birthday, when she biggest laughs. Amy Sanders is equally amusing realizes her sexual relationship with her uncle as Lil Bits grandmother, her hunched-over (by marriage) is not a good thing. The audience posture and vocal mimicry of an elderly person is privy to Lil Bits driving lessons with Uncle fully embodying Grandmas sharp wit and Peck and his unhealthy attachment to her, and quick-thinking nature. And as the Male Greek whether by Vogels design or Schulzs portrayal, Chorus, Michael Pazzol and Sean Serluco weave or a combination of both, the beauty of the piece their way through various characters, altering is that Uncle Peck is not a one-note monster. their characterizations remarkably well to fit Because the story is told from Lil Bits their multiple roles. perspective, Uncle Peck has some endearing Popples treatment of Vogels material is qualities, suggesting that even the darkest of impressive and touching, and her careful real-world souls are not simply creatures of evil pacing allows the shows themes to settle in with only evil in mind. Uncle Peck adores cars gradually. Her work is made even richer by and driving, is protective of those he loves, is Adam Parboosinghs lighting-design choices, patient, and despite his pedophilic nature, seems which oftentimes cast (appropriate) shadows a good man; like all of us, he isnt constantly on the actors rather than washing them in full consumed by sinful thoughts and wants. Thats light. The scene-setting images Parboosingh not to excuse his behavior by any means, but projects onto a curtain also beautifully shape the I do applaud Vogel and Schulz for how they plays ambiance, and with the technical elements shape this figure. Through the gentle nature of blending with the performances, Vogels script, Schulzs Uncle Peck, with his (utterly believable) and Popples staging, How I Learned to Drive Southern accent and unhurried pace, its easy winds up flat-out-brilliant, despite the unseemly to like him for his positive qualities, while also content at its core. being disgusted by his negative ones. Schulz so transforms his being that, were the actor not a How I Learned to Drive plays in the Bergendoff personal friend of mine, I wouldve believed that Hall of Fine Arts Potter Hall (3701 7th Avenue, his personality, speech, and mannerisms are not Rock Island) through February 5. unlike those of his character. The climax and denoument of Vogels tale are moving, in great For tickets and information, call (309)794-7306 or part, because Schulzs Uncle Peck is human. visit Augustana.edu.
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(Editors note: The River Cities Reader each month will feature an image or images from the Quad Cities Photography Club.)
ne of the top images in the Quad Cities Photography Clubs January competition in the creative category was this interesting image of a drop of water created by Denise Greer. To make this image, she used a cookie sheet with sides, filled with
about a half-inch of water. She then used some red material and an empty chip bag covered with colorful text for a backdrop. From a tripod she hung a Ziploc bag full of water and poked a small hole in the bag for the drops. In a dark room with an off-camera flash, she worked on getting the water to drop at the speed needed for the image she wanted, and on finding the correct settings for the camera. She spent several hours working on the gathering of materials, setting it all up, and trying out the shot to get it just right, and
she came up with a winning image. She used a Canon 50D camera with a 100-millimeter macro lens, set at f/9.5 and at 1/250 of a second, with an ISO of 100 and manual focus. The Quad Cities Photography Club welcomes visitors and new members. The club sponsors numerous activities encompassing many types and aspects of photography. It holds digital and print competitions most months. At its meetings, members discuss the images,
help each other to improve, and socialize. The club also holds special learning workshops and small groups that meet on specific photography topics, and occasionally offers interesting shooting opportunities. The club meets at 6:30 p.m. the first Thursday of the month September through June at the Butterworth Center, 1105 Eighth Street in Moline. For more information on the club, visit QCPhotoClub.com.
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COVER STORY
ABOVE: Mia the Melodramatic author Eileen Boggess and leading lady Sarah Bubbers RIGHT: Mia the Melodramatics Zach Meyer (top), Grace Hipple, and Sarah Bubbers (second row), Cole Harksen, and Matthew Hayes (bottom row)
Some things did need updating, says show director Jessica Sheridan, like some of the references, and certain musical artists that are mentioned, and things like that. But we did want to keep the characters as true to who they originally were as possible, and Eileen was totally cool with whatever changes needed to be made. She was the first one to be like, Hey, I dont write plays; I write books. So lets figure out how to get this up on its feet and in front of audiences. It was also important to ensure that Mia the Melodramatic given the books humorous look at the mishaps that can befall an organization run almost entirely by kids not be seen as any kind of direct spoof on the organization staging the play. Going into the process, says Daniel, we considered that this could be seen as a kind of send-up, an inside joke, about what its like to be at Junior Theatre. Yes, its a fictional account of Eileens experiences at Junior Theatre, and there are things in it that I can relate to. But we also wanted to recognize the fact that Junior Theatre has changed so much over the last 30 years since she was here. We didnt want to confuse anybody by presenting ourselves as something were not. So we really tried to stay focused on the story that we had in front of us, he continues, and telling this one unique
story. That way, when the play does, hopefully, leave here and go somewhere else, itll be universal because its themes are universal and itll translate well for other theatres. I think what happens [in Mia the Melodramatic] is very similar to the way a childrens theatre works in general, says Jessica, but we made sure to take out anything that could be a wink-winknudge-nudge to people whove been to Junior Theatre. We wanted it to be a play that could be appealing to Junior Theatre kids and alums, but also to people whod never stepped foot in the building before. And thats what I hope we ended up doing. Boggess, for one, is eager to see what results, and will be available to sign copies of her novel at all of the shows public performances. (Through a grant from the Riverboat Development Authority, 750 copies of Mia the Melodramatic will be given to youths attending the show, with copies of Lea Wilcoxs Falling for Rapunzel available for readers too young for Boggess book.) Im so excited, says Boggess of the upcoming performances, and so excited to see the talent thats there now. I couldnt believe it when I heard how many kids [63 in total] auditioned for my play. When I was there, [Junior Theatre founder] Mary Fluhrer Nighswander who was this little, four-foot-10
powerhouse of woman would just come up to us and be like, Okay, youre this part, youre this part ... . We didnt have anything like the numbers they have now. One aspect of Junior Theatre that hasnt changed over the years, however, is the presence of clown mascot Showtime Pal, whose costume Boggess occasionally donned when she was a teenager ... and shell do so again for one performance during Mia the Melodramatics February run. According to Daniel, Eileen says she doesnt get to do much acting anymore, so I thought it would be fun for her to put on the suit again. Boggess, meanwhile, says that shes game for another stab at warming up the Junior Theatre crowd, even though, as she says with a laugh, my skin isnt quite as used to the makeup. And Im not quite as bouncy as I was in high school. So this might be interesting. Mia the Melodramatic runs February 18 through 26, at 2822 Eastern Avenue in Davenport with Saturday performances at 1 and 4 p.m. and Sunday performances at 2 p.m. Tickets are $5 at the door for ages three and older, and more information on the show is available at DavenportJuniorTheatre.com. For more on author Eileen Boggess, visit EileenBoggess.com.
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Tuesday, February 7 The Color Purple. Tony Award-winning musical based on the famed Alice Walker novel, in a Broadway at the Adler presentation. Adler Theatre (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $36.50-61.50. For tickets, call (800)7453000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com. Thursday, February 9 The Queen of Bingo. Comedy and games in the famed touring production starring Shane Partlow and Rowan Joseph. Circa 21 Dinner Playhouse (1828 Third Avenue, Rock Island). 7 p.m. $22.5027.50. For tickets and information, call (309)786-7733 extension 2 or visit Circa21.com. Thursday, February 9, through Sunday, February 26 Scenery. Twoperson show-business comedy by Ed Dixon, directed by James Fairchild. The District Theatre (1611 Second Avenue, Rock Island). February 9, 16, 24, and 25 8 p.m.; February 11 and 18 2 p.m. $15. For tickets and information, call (309)235-1654 or visit DistrictTheatre.com. Thursday, February 9, and Saturday, February 11 The Vagina Monologues. Annual fundraising performance of Eve Enslers famed solo pieces. Augustana Colleges Denkmann Memorial Hall (3520 Seventh Avenue, Rock Island). 7 p.m. $6-9. For information and tickets, call (309)794-7306 or visit Augustana.edu. Friday, February 10, and Saturday, February 11 The Actors Nightmare and Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All for You. Famed one-act comedies by Christopher Durang. Augustana Colleges Black Box Theatre (Bergendoff Hall of Fine Arts, 3701 Seventh Avenue, Rock Island). Friday 7:30p.m., Saturday 3 p.m. Free admission. For information, call (309)794-7306 or visit Augustana.edu.
COMEDY
Friday, February 3, and Saturday, February 4 The Second City: Laugh Out Loud Tour. Sketch comedy and improvisation with the famed touring comedians. Englert Theatre (221 East Washington Street, Iowa City). 8 p.m. $22-27. For tickets and information, call (319)688-2653 or visit Englert.org. Thursday, February 9 Rodney Carrington. Comedian and country singer/songwriter in his Laughters Good Tour. Adler Theatre (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 7 p.m. $43.75. For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.
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Saturday, February 4 Bowling to Banish Bullying. Fundraising event for Ballet Quad Cities antibullying program, with bowling, heavy appetizers, and two drink tickets included. Blackhawk Bowl & Martini Lounge (200 East Third Street, Davenport). 6 p.m. $40/bowlers, $10/spectators. For tickets and information, call (309)786-3779 or visit BalletQuadCities.com.
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My commitment-phobic boyfriend of several years is also my neighbor. I resolved to make it work with him and then caught him on FriendFinder exchanging numerous messages with some woman in Tijuana. He claimed he was just being friendly. I asked if hed correspond with a guy. He responded, No. Im not gay. Humiliatingly, Ive let him use me for things he cant afford. (Hes been unemployed for two years.) He sometimes showers at his tiny apartment but basically uses it for storage. He refuses to move in with me so we could pay expenses with money his grandma gives him for his rent, but he spends all his time at my place (where I pay for everything). He partakes of my cable TV, Internet, food, and beer, and he even eats food I buy specially for my 9-year-old son. Well, hes now my ex-boyfriend. As hes been many times before. Whats with him? Is talking to some random woman on the Internet worth losing everything over?
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Fuming
Feminists have hammered into us girls that we arent supposed to sit around dreaming of being rescued by some prince. Somehow, I dont think the alternatives supposed to be opting for the mooch neighbor who eats your kids food while using your DSL to talk to some chiquita in Tijuana. Reality, like angry little dogs, often bites. Every day, I wake up wishing for home-invasion house-cleaners. But as much as both nature and I abhor a vacuum, at a certain point, I have to pull one out, lest my rugs provide shelter to a lot of little things with a lot of little legs. You, likewise, can pretend youve found Prince Charming, but that wont transform your Parasite Charming (not even if you throw both hands into the air and say Poof! six or seven times, very energetically). Why do you keep taking him back? Youre probably engaging in future discounting, an econ term explaining how were prone to forgo big benefits down the road for a small immediate reward. It helps to recognize that youll be tempted to go for the quick fix. Youll be lonely some night and want a snuggle, rationalize all the reasons he isnt so bad after all, and before you know it, therell be a familiar barnacle attaching itself to the beer tap on your hull. To avoid backsliding, dont rely on yourself to gin up self-control in the moment; use tricks
like pre-commitment to your goal, a strategy originated by Nobel Prize-winning economist Thomas Schelling and recommended by Dr. Roy Baumeister and John Tierney in their book Willpower. Pre-commitment involves setting things up in advance so its hard to cheat. Research suggests that two of the most helpful measures are recruiting others to monitor your progress and establishing financial penalties for relapse the higher, the better. It also helps to give yourself small rewards for daily good behavior. Maybe put aside $5 on each day you dont call him and give yourself occasional lump-sum rewards (like at the two months loser-free mark). The Web site StickK.com can help. (You can configure it to forfeit your money to a cause you hate if you fail.) Research from Baumeisters lab also suggests that practicing daily self-discipline unrelated to your goal (say, making yourself a weird green health shake every morning) increases overall self-control. This should increase your self-respect. Which should increase your chances of having a man in your life who sings your praises stuff like your lips are like wine, not your Wi-Fis, like, free. Ive been delighted and humbled by my interactions with this girl who goes to my favorite coffee shop. She is in a band and probably has lots of dates and fans, but I keep picturing us together, and not just sexually making dinner, going on hikes, doing little couple-y things. Im not sure why shed want to go out with me, but I cant stop thinking about her. Fixated Its the teenage fan-girl approach to being a man. (Are your bedroom walls plastered with photos of her that you took while pretending to check your phone?) Here you are imagining this woman running slow-motion through a field of daisies into your arms. The reality: Shes walking out of the coffee shop, probably without giving you a second thought. Yes, she might be out of your league. Theres a way to know for sure in seconds, and its by asking her out. Pining over a woman transforms her from a person to an unapproachable ideal. The more you grow your fantasy girl the more impossible itll be for you to speak to the real deal. If you want an imaginary something in your life, have an imaginary goldfish. Should things go badly, you could make it die an imaginary death and flush it down your imaginary toilet.
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ignore and situations that have bored you in the past. Act like an eager student whos hungry for knowledge and curious to fill in the gaps in your education. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person, said British writer Quentin Crisp. If you harbor even a small tendency in that direction, Capricorn, I hope that in the coming days you will make a concentrated effort to talk yourself out of it. In my astrological opinion, this is a critical moment in the long-term evolution of your healthy selfsufficiency. For both your own sake and the sake of the people you love, you must find a way to shrink your urge to make them responsible for your well-being. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you go to Californias Yosemite National Park this month, you might get the chance to witness a reddish gold waterfall. Heres how: At sunset, gaze up at the sheer east face of the rock formation known as El Capitan. There you will see what seems to be a vertical river of fire, also known as Horsetail Fall. I nominate this marvel to be your inspirational symbol for the coming weeks. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you will have the power to blend fire and water in novel ways. I encourage you to look at the photo here bit.ly/fluidicfire and imprint the image on your minds eye. It will help unleash the subconscious forces youll need to pull off your own natural wonder. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): After singer Amy Winehouse died, actor Russell Brand asked the public and media to scale back their derisive opinions about her struggle with intoxicants. Addiction isnt a romantic affectation or glamorous self-indulgence that people are too lazy to overcome, he said. Its a disease. Would you mock a schizophrenic for his stupid propensity for hearing voices? Would you ridicule a victim of multiple sclerosis for not being vigorous? Im of the opinion that all of us have at least one addiction, although it may not be as disabling as Winehouses weakness for liquor and narcotics. Whats yours, Pisces? Porn? Sugar? Internet? Bad relationships? The coming weeks would be a very good time to seek help in healing it. Homework: You can read free excerpts of my recent book at bit.ly/HotExcerpts. Tell me your thoughts: Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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ACROSS 1. Klensch or Schiaparelli 5. Import-export pact: Abbr. 10. _ lazuli 15. Antagonists 19. Combine 20. Faux pas 21. Stirred up, as memories 22. Edge 23. Start of a quip by Mitch Hedberg: 5 wds. 27. Cataclysm 28. Microscopic animal 29. Poured 30. Forfeit 31. Factory machine 32. Ms. McEntire 33. Female demon 36. Textile goods 37. Peevish 41. Girl in a song 42. Fundamental 43. French composer 44. Obeisance 45. Wash against 46. Old Roman spirit 47. Hybrid animals 48. Kind of learning 49. Corroded 50. Buenos _ 51. Untamed 52. French department 53. Island east of Borneo 55. Farmyard sound 56. Shoulder ornament 57. Part 2 of quip: 4 wds. 61. Kick downstairs 64. Playing cards 65. Material for overlays 69. Levels 70. Aviary denizens 71. Mason- _ Line 73. Cariou or Deighton 74. Mrs. Herman Munster 75. For _ sake! 76. Quilt 77. Clothesline 78. Drawing of a kind, for short 79. Exposed
80. Jacks up 81. Container for oil 82. Rejoined 84. Porcelain ornaments 85. Praised 86. Mine entrance 87. Strop anagram 88. Male swans 89. Cummerbunds 92. Revise 93. Greek sea goddess 97. End of the quip: 6 wds. 100. Lab device 101. Organic compound 102. Tilestone 103. _ vital 104. Want 105. Disreputable 106. Hackneyed 107. Customary practice DOWN 1. Colossal 2. Whatever _ wants... 3. Land 4. Kind of battery 5. Fairly up-to-date 6. Ridge 7. Scuffle 8. Rocky outcrop 9. Certain Yankee 10. Brackish pond 11. Expect 12. Swimming hole 13. DDE, familiarly 14. Hides 15. Of sons and daughters 16. Put _ _ act 17. _ homo 18. Lean-to 24. Overdo it on stage 25. Prize name 26. Capital city in Asia 31. Puffs up 32. Take delight in 33. Pale shade 34. In a snit 35. Computer-game stage 36. Silvery fabric
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2012/02/02 (Thu)
THURSDAY
2012/02/03 (Fri)
FRIDAY
Bobby Valli -Quad-Cities Waterfront Convention Center, 1777 Isle Parkway Bettendorf, IA Fat Dawgs Productions Karaoke & DJ -Parkers, 635 15th St Moline, IL Jason Carl -Creekside Bar and Grill, 3303 Brady St. Davenport, IA Karaoke & Retro DJ w/ BMAX Entertainment -The Pub, 4320 N. Brady St. Davenport, IA Live Lunch w/ Lojo Russo (noon) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Lizard Skynard - Electric Machete - Blizzard at Sea -RIBCO, 1815 2nd Ave. Rock Island, IL Open Mic Night -Uptown Bills Coffee House, 730 S. Dubuque St. Iowa City, IA Reverend Raven $ the Chain Smokin Altar Boys -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Stew & the Negro Problem -Englert Theatre, 221 East Washington St. Iowa City, IA Thumping Thursday w/ DJ Hypnotic and Patrick Rifley -McManus Pub, 1401 7th Ave Moline, IL University of Iowa Jazz w/ the Cassius Goens Trio (7pm) - Stinky Jones - The Emilees - Peter Odegaard - Matthew Mesaros - Eli Blank Lueders (9pm) -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA We the Gathered of Virtue - I Cry Wolfe - Pressing Forward - Destruction of a Masterpiece (5pm) -Gabes, 330 E. Washington St. Iowa City, IA
Battle of the Bands Round 2: Orangadang vs. Jaiguru vs. Big as a Mouse -RIBCO, 1815 2nd Ave. Rock Island, IL Bob Marley Birthday Bash w/ Natty Nation -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA Deja Vu Rendezvous featuring Paul Waters & the Lonesome Tears -The Redstone Room, 129 Main St Davenport, IA Deleted Scenes - A Lull - Healing Power -Rozz-Tox, 2108 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL F. Stokes - Calliko - Wild Lyle -RME (River Music Experience), 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Fat Dawgs Productions Karaoke & DJ -Parkers, 635 15th St Moline, IL Hap Hazzard -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Justin Morrissey & Friends -11th Street Precinct, 2108 E 11th St Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Chucks Tap, 1731 W. 6th St. Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Roadrunners Roadhouse, 3803 Rockingham Rd. Davenport, IA Kent Burnside & the New Generation -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Koobys Karaoke -Headquarters Bar & Grill, 119 E. 22nd Ave. Coal Valley, IL Live Lunch w/ Rose n Thorns (noon) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Lloyd Paulsen Band (5:30) - Hunter Station (9:30) -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA Matthew Santos - Briar Rabbit -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA
Passions -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Patio -Rascals Live, 1418 15th St. Moline, IL Rob Dahms (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL Russ Reyman Trio (5pm) -Phoenix, 111 West 2nd St. Davenport, IA The Funk Daddies -Gabes, 330 E. Washington St. Iowa City, IA The Music of Dr. Joe Seng -Joes Club, 1402 W. 7th St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/04 (Sat)
Meredosia Road -Blu Shamrock, 311 S. 13th Ave. Cordova, IL On Distant Shores - Avian Swarm - Womprat -RIBCO, 1815 2nd Ave. Rock Island, IL Passions -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA River Prairie Minstrels (6pm) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Rootless Experience -Racers Edge, 936 15th Ave East Moline, IL Russ Reyman, Pianist (7pm) -Phoenix, 111 West 2nd St. Davenport, IA Serious Business w/Ron LaPuma & the Peas - Geezers Drafthouse, 1654 W. 3rd St., Davenport,IA Smooth Groove -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Tapped Out -Generations Bar & Grill, 4100 4th Ave. Moline, IL The Karry Outz Band -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA The Pines CD Release Party -CSPS/ Legion Arts, 1103 3rd St SE Cedar Rapids, IA Twin Rivers (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL Zither Ensemble (10am) -German American Heritage Center, 712 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/05 (Sun)
Russ Reyman, Pianist (10am-2pm brunch) -The Lodge Hotel, 900 Spruce Hills Dr. Bettendorf, IA Sunday Jazz Brunch at Bix Bistro (10:30am & 12:30pm) -Hotel Blackhawk, 200 E. 3rd St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/06 (Mon)
Craig Finn - Mount Moriah -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA One Night Stand Open Mic -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA 2012/02/07 (Tue)
MONDAY
TUESDAY
Acoustic Music Club (4:30pm) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA
Blues Cafe (6:30pm) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA
SATURDAY
Bailiff - Subtle & Sudden - The Post Mortems -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Caught in the Act - Hotel Blackhawk 200 E. 3rd St, Davenport, IA Cosmic -11th Street Precinct, 2108 E 11th St Davenport, IA Dennis McMurrin & the Demolition Band - Uniphonics -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA
SUNDAY
Glenn Hickson (5:30pm) -OMelias Supper Club, 2900 Blackhawk Rd. Rock Island, IL Guy Davis -CSPS/Legion Arts, 1103 3rd St SE Cedar Rapids, IA Jam Night w/ Jordan Danielsen -11th Street Precinct, 2108 E 11th St Davenport, IA Open Mic Night -The Dam View Inn, 410 2nd St Davenport, IA Pressed And - Postfontaine - Alex Body -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Southern Thunder Karaoke & DJ -McManus Pub, 1401 7th Ave Moline, IL 2012/02/08 (Wed)
WEDNESDAY
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Keller Karaoke -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Live Lunch w/ Lewis Knudsen (noon) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Open Mic Night -Boozies Bar & Grill, 114 1/2 W. 3rd St. Davenport, IA Open Mic Night w/ Alan Sweet and Siri Hirth -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA The Stroehles - ABC Karaoke -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA Troy Harris, Pianist (10pm) -Red Crow Grille, 2504 53rd St. Bettendorf, IA Violet Lights -Rozz-Tox, 2108 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL Wednesday Night Jam Session -The Pub, 4320 N. Brady St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/09 (Thu)
Sam Knutson - John Waite -Englert Theatre, 221 East Washington St. Iowa City, IA Thumping Thursday w/ DJ Hypnotic and Patrick Rifley -McManus Pub, 1401 7th Ave Moline, IL University of Iowa Jazz w/ the Hard Pop Quintet (7pm) - The Damn Choir (9pm) -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA 2012/02/10 (Fri)
FRIDAY
10
THURSDAY
Battle of the Bands Round 3: Reelfoot Rift vs. The Last Glimpse vs. Shadow Storm -RIBCO, 1815 2nd Ave. Rock Island, IL Buddy Olson (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL Chucho Valds and the Afro-Cuban Messengers -Englert Theatre, 221 East Washington St. Iowa City, IA Cop Bar - Los Voltage - Might Accelerator - Fetal Pig - 100 Degree Centipede -Gabes, 330 E. Washington St. Iowa City, IA Fat Dawgs Productions Karaoke & DJ -Parkers, 635 15th St Moline, IL
Hellwater - Ghost Hollow Road Squids Beard -Rozz-Tox, 2108 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL Jay Nash -Thomas Tredway Library, Augustana College Rock Island, IL Karaoke Night -Chucks Tap, 1731 W. 6th St. Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Roadrunners Roadhouse, 3803 Rockingham Rd. Davenport, IA Koobys Karaoke -Headquarters Bar & Grill, 119 E. 22nd Ave. Coal Valley, IL Live Lunch w/ Tony Hoeppner (noon) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Mississippi Heat -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Morning After -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Open Mic Coffeehouse -First Lutheran Church of Rock Island Parish House, 1600 20th St Rock Island, IL
People Brothers Band -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA Red Rock-it -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Russ Reyman Trio (5:30pm) - Twin River (9:30pm) -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA Smooth Groove -Fargo Dance & Sports, 4204 Avenue of the Cities Moline, IL
The Damn Choir -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA
The Manny Lopez Big Band (6pm) -The Circa 21 Speakeasy, 1818 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL The Music of Dr. Joe Seng -Joes Club, 1402 W. 7th St. Davenport, IA Tronicity -Jammerz Roadhouse, 3729 248th St N Hillsdale, IL 2012/02/11 (Sat)
SATURDAY
11
Gray Wolf Band -Jumers Casino & Hotel, 777 Jumer Dr. Rock Island, IL Jason Carl and the Whole Damn Band -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Karaoke Night -Chucks Tap, 1731 W. 6th St. Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Roadrunners Roadhouse, 3803 Rockingham Rd. Davenport, IA Ken Paulsen Orchestra w/ Darlene CASI (Center for Active Seniors), 1035 W. Kimberly Road Davenport, IA Koobys Karaoke -Headquarters Bar & Grill, 119 E. 22nd Ave. Coal Valley, IL Night People -Tommys, 1302 4th Ave Moline, IL Peter Cetera -Riverside Casino Event Center, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Russ Reyman, Pianist (7pm) -Phoenix, 111 West 2nd St. Davenport, IA Smooth Groove -Fargo Dance & Sports, 4204 Avenue of the Cities Moline, IL Smooth Jazz Valentines Concert & Dinner w/ Steve Cole -The Lodge Hotel, 900 Spruce Hills Dr. Bettendorf, IA
Songwriters in the Round (2:30pm) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Split Lip Rayfield - Head for the Hills -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA Tapped Out -Legends - Aledo, 201 E. Main St. Aledo, IL The Fry Daddies (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL The Hold On Band -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA The Lovedogs - The Pub, 4320 N. Brady St., Davenport,IA Travis Tritt -Quad-Cities Water front Convention Center, 1777 Isle Parkway Bettendorf, IA Tri-Tones Jazz Ensemble -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL
Wet Hair - Cuticle - Teenage - Idpyramid -Rozz-Tox, 2108 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL Zither Ensemble (10am) -German American Heritage Center, 712 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/12 (Sun)
SUNDAY
12
Bottom Line Duo -Cedar Rapids Prairie High School, 401 76th Ave. Cedar Rapids, IA Emmas Revolution CD Release Concert -CSPS/Legion Arts, 1103 3rd St SE Cedar Rapids, IA
Five Bridges Jazz Band (10:30am) -Brady Street Chop House, Radisson QC Plaza Hotel Davenport, IA Funday Sunday with Dave Ellis (6pm) -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Lorrie Morgan -Riverside Casino Event Center, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Nashville Girl Thang (2pm) -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Russ Reyman, Pianist (10am-2pm brunch) -The Lodge Hotel, 900 Spruce Hills Dr. Bettendorf, IA Sunday Jazz Brunch at Bix Bistro (10:30am & 12:30pm) -Hotel Blackhawk, 200 E. 3rd St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/13 (Mon)
WEDNESDAY
15
MONDAY
13
One Night Stand Open Mic -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA Open Mic w/ J. Night -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Zoe Keating -Englert Theatre, 221 East Washington St. Iowa City, IA 2012/02/14 (Tue)
TUESDAY
14
River City 6 - ABC Karaoke -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA
Glenn Hickson (5:30pm) -OMelias Supper Club, 2900 Blackhawk Rd. Rock Island, IL Jam Night w/ Jordan Danielsen -11th Street Precinct, 2108 E 11th St Davenport, IA Nashville Girl Thang (3pm) -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Old-Timey Blue Valentines Show: New Broom - Mutiny in the Parlor -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Open Mic Night -The Dam View Inn, 410 2nd St Davenport, IA
Talkdemonic - Skye Carrasco -Englert Theatre, 221 East Washington St. Iowa City, IA Troy Harris, Pianist (10pm) -Red Crow Grille, 2504 53rd St. Bettendorf, IA Wednesday Night Jam Session -The Pub, 4320 N. Brady St. Davenport, IA 2012/02/16 (Thu)
Jam Sessions with John OMeara and Friends -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Jason Carl -Creekside Bar and Grill, 3303 Brady St. Davenport, IA Karaoke & Retro DJ w/ BMAX Entertainment -The Pub, 4320 N. Brady St. Davenport, IA Open Mic Night -Uptown Bills Coffee House, 730 S. Dubuque St. Iowa City, IA Rave On - A Night of Rock n Roll -Circa 21 Dinner Playhouse, 1828 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL
FRIDAY
17
Battle of the Bands Wild Card Round -RIBCO, 1815 2nd Ave. Rock Island, IL The Toasters -The Redstone Room, Bucktown Revue -Nighswander The129 Main St Davenport, IA
atre, 2822 Eastern Ave Davenport, IA Charles Hayes Trio (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL David Ramirez & Harris Collection -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Fat Dawgs Productions Karaoke & DJ -Parkers, 635 15th St Moline, IL Great River Show Choir Invitational (5:30pm) -Adler Theatre, 136 E. 3rd St. Davenport, IA Jazz After Five w/ the Ryan Smith Dan Padley Group (5pm) -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Karaoke Night -Chucks Tap, 1731 W. 6th St. Davenport, IA
Karaoke Night -Roadrunners Roadhouse, 3803 Rockingham Rd. Davenport, IA Koobys Karaoke -Headquarters Bar & Grill, 119 E. 22nd Ave. Coal Valley, IL Modern Mythology - EmJay -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Night People (5:30pm) - Jason Carl & the Whole Damn Band (9pm) -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA North of 40 -Dew Drop Inn, 602 5th St Durant, IA Richie Lee -Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, 3184 Highway 22 Riverside, IA Russ Reyman Trio (5pm) -Phoenix, 111 West 2nd St. Davenport, IA Serious Business w/Ron LaPuma & the Peas -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Summercamp Battle of the Bands -Iowa City Yacht Club, 13 S Linn St Iowa City, IA The Music of Dr. Joe Seng -Joes Club, 1402 W. 7th St. Davenport, IA The Whoozdads (noon) -Bettendorf Public Library, 2950 Learning Campus Bettendorf, IA 2012/02/18 (Sat)
Christopher Bell -Cool Beanz Coffeehouse, 1325 30th St. Rock Island, IL DrFameus -RME (River Music Experience), 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA
Fat Dawgs Productions Karaoke & DJ -Parkers, 635 15th St Moline, IL Funktastic Five -Martinis on the Rock, 4619 34th St Rock Island, IL Grand Larsony -Crabbys Bar & Grill, 826 W. 1st Ave. Coal Valley, IL Great River Show Choir Invitational (8am &7:30 pm) -Adler Theatre, 136 E. 3rd St. Davenport, IA Jason Carl -Barrel House 211, 211 E. 2nd St. Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Chucks Tap, 1731 W. 6th St. Davenport, IA Karaoke Night -Roadrunners Roadhouse, 3803 Rockingham Rd. Davenport, IA Koobys Karaoke -Headquarters Bar & Grill, 119 E. 22nd Ave. Coal Valley, IL Live Lunch w/ Christopher Bell (noon) -RME Community Stage, 131 W. 2nd St. Davenport, IA
THURSDAY
16
SATURDAY
18
Stacy Earle - Mark Stuart -The Mill, 120 E Burlington Iowa City, IA Thumping Thursday w/ DJ Hypnotic and Patrick Rifley -McManus Pub, 1401 7th Ave Moline, IL University of Iowa Jazz w/ the Padley/Smith Quintet (7pm) - Stacy Earle & Mark Stuart - Tim Krien
Anna Vogelzang - Busted Chandeliers -Rozz-Tox, 2108 3rd Ave. Rock Island, IL
Rob Dahms & Detroit Larry Davidson (6pm) -Skinny Legs BBQ, 2020 1st Street Milan, IL Russ Reyman, Pianist (7pm) -Phoenix, 111 West 2nd St. Davenport, IA Schitzengigles -The Muddy Waters, 1708 State St. Bettendorf, IA Tapped Out -The Office, 305 3rd St Sherrard, IL
Camden Kaufmann Fundraiser w/ Scott Millage & the Devils Candy (2pm) -The Rusty Nail, 2606 W Locust Davenport, IA
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