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april 6, 2011 volume 6 issue 21

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Ultimately, we get the government we deserve. The cynicism with which white people go to the polls and vote Republican in this state is matched only by the cynicism with which those elected Republicans betray the voters who put them in office. The Nikki Haley administration is barely two months old and the pattern is clearly repeating itself. Mark Sanford was the most recent GOP wonder boy, twice elected governor with overwhelming majorities. He mouthed the Republican platitudes of small government, low taxes, family values. But as the world now knows, he also had a mistress in Argentina and he abandoned his office abandoned his state to visit her there in 2009, while lying about his whereabouts, and authorizing no one to act for him in case of an emergency. When the ruse was exposed, both the governor and the state were reduced to punchlines in the national media. Yet the GOPdominated Legislature took only the mild measure of censuring him; no serious effort was made to remove him from office. It has been suggested that one reason the solons did not bring impeachment charges against Sanford was that the person in line replac him was Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer, another GOP whiz kid, an amazingly callow and self-indulgent young man, now remembered primarily for his reckless driving and flying. But the white people of South Carolina demonstrated that they had learned nothing from the experience. They were ready to elect to the highest offices in the state anyone who recited the GOP mantra of small government and low taxes. And so they elected Republicans down the line, putting GOPers in all nine statewide executive offices, and extending the Republican majority to more than 60 percent of the General Assembly. Most significantly to many observers, they turned out 28-year

Haley removed Darla Moore, the greatest benefactor in the history of the school, having given $70 million over the years. She replaced Moore with a friend who had donated $9,000 to her gubernatorial campaign. Her only explanation was that she wanted fresh eyes on the board.
appealing and moderate young Democrat. Palins own ethical and intellectual failings were never an issue for the majority of white voters. Since taking office, Haley has already found herself in two messy pieces of business. Columbia journalists obtained Haleys application for employment from her last job and tax records from the job prior to that. In applying for the new job at Lexington Medical Center, she claimed to be making $125,000 a year at her old job and expected as much at Lexington Medical. In fact, tax records showed she claimed only $22,000 a year in that previous job. Was this a crime? No. An impeachable offense? Hardly. But it does say something

congressional veteran John Spratt from his House District 5 seat, replacing him with a York County real estate developer who had a record of sleazy and questionable dealings. Spratt was chairman of the powerful House Committee on the Budget and one of the most respected members of Congress. But he was a Democrat and that wasnt good enough for the white folks of South Carolina. Now we have Gov. Nikki Haley. Even before she was elected there were serious questions about her marital fidelity and her business practices. But when Sarah Palin swept into town to anoint her at a rally on the steps of the Statehouse, white people got the message. They gave her the gubernatorial nomination over four male opponents, and elected her governor over an

about her character and if she was hiding income from the IRS, she might have much bigger problems. More recently, she removed from the University of South Carolina Board of Trustees one Darla Moore, the greatest benefactor in the history of the school, having given $70 million over the years. She replaced Moore with a friend who had donated $9,000 to her gubernatorial campaign. Her only explanation was that she wanted fresh eyes on the board. Again, nothing criminal or impeachable, but the behavior certainly puts Haleys judgment in question. So far the General Assembly has no reason to consider removing her, but if it should, who is standing by to replace her? Lt. Gov. Ken Ard was elected overwhelmingly last November in the GOP sweep. He brought little experience to the job: two terms on Florence County Council. But he has brought a lot of baggage. T h e Associated Press reports that the state Ethics Commission has accused Ard of 92 ethics violations, including using campaign funds to pay personal expenses. Ard has hired an attorney. His friends and former colleagues in Florence County defend his integrity, saying any shortcomings were errors and oversights, but it should make reasonable people wonder if a man who could not run his campaign for lieutenant governor is ready to run the office of lieutenant governor or even the office above that. But the white people of South Carolina are not losing any sleep over this question. They know there is a Republican in office and that is all they want to know. Any further information would be irrelevant. talkback@columbiacitypaper.com

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Opinion By Dan Ruck Greenville, SC Greenville Countys most prominent critic, the colorful and outspoken former county councilman Tony Trout, is in jail again, but not for as long as he might have been. Trout was convicted in state court in Greenville March 31 on charges of attempting to influence a grand jury. A judge sentenced him to six months behind bars, but the defiant Trout was found not guilty of misconduct in office a misdemeanor for which he could have served 10 years and his lawyer said after the trial that with good conduct Trout might be free in three months. Although the state might not have muzzled this rebel for as long as it wanted, it appears to have accomplished its objective because Trout told the judge while appealing for a reduced sentence, Ive learned my lesson. Youll never hear from Tony Trout again. Im going to spend the rest of my life quietly with my son and family. Despite that appeal, 13th Circuit Court Judge D. Garrison Gary Hill sentenced Trout to a maximum of six months. He probably will spend most of that time at the South Carolina Detention Center in Columbia, according to Trouts lawyer, Ken Gibson.

Kernell, dithered over the idea, citing cost considerations. Then, after the International Olympic Committee decided that the Olympic Torch should not be carried through Greenville because the county was one of the few, if not the only, counties in the country which had not created a King holiday, Trout along with current county council chairman H.G. Butch Kirven was elected and one of their first actions in office was to provide the deciding votes in favor of the holiday. So Trouts tenure as a county councilman started off on an adversarial basis with Kernell and bitter King holiday opponents former councilman Scott Case and current council vice chairman Bob Taylor. Things quickly went downhill from there. One of Trouts 2004 election campaign issues had been the state of Greenville Countys $11.6 million roads program, and feuding over that might well be why Tony Trout is in jail today. Road Czar In Greenville County, road paving is the province of one company, Ashmore Brothers, Inc. The 80-plus-years-old company provides 90% of the county road paving under terms of a 10-year contract, Judy Wortkoetter, one-time county engineer, testified at Trouts trial. Trout testified during his trial that

Trout said in court that the reason Ashmore Brothers paved the roads to nowhere was because no one would complain because no one lived along them. The embattled ex-councilman infuriated Kernell and some county council members when he published on a Web site once-everyfour-years assessments of the conditions of the roads and then charged those assessments were altered so roads in which some councilmen had an interest were paved while other roads perhaps in greater need of paving were left in disrepair. Thats just the way things were, Trout testified. He said he first learned how things were when as a young policeman in Mauldin, SC he noted that all the roads in front of city councilmens houses were kept freshly improved. Road blocks The rebel with a cause charged that his work as a councilman was frustrated by Kernell and other county employees. The county administrator in particular, Trout complained in court, would let information the councilman had requested sit on his desk for two or three weeks before turning it over. Much of that requested information concerned the roads program and Trout voiced his impatience at the time in e-mails and telephone conversations with Smith and Beat reporters. Eventually he resorted to sharing, or placing, computer spyware on a computer used by council chairman Kirven. Meanwhile, animosity between Trout, Kernell and fellow council member over various issues had reached the point where Trout during one open council meeting angrily told Kirven to shove his council gavel up a body orifice. The computer spyware, to which Trout retained contact, eventually found its way to the county computer of county administrator Kernell, and through that contact Trout has asserted he found out that Kernell had on his county computer tapes of supposedly secret county grand jury proceedings and private e-mails with sex-for-hire women in Georgia. Asked by attorney Gibson during his most recent court appearance how the spyware got on Kernells county computer, Trout testified, Kirven did that. After Trout began publishing on the Web suggestive e-mails and photographs he claimed came from Kernells county computer, he was indicted and a federal jury found him guilty in April, 2009 of four counts of computer spying and wiretapping. The Greenville county council admonished

Kernell for his supposed conduct but Trout was sentenced by his federal judge to a year in a West Virginia prison. The former councilmans February indictment and March, 2011 trial stem from attempts he made to carry his complaints of alleged county corruption before the county grand jury. His sentencing March 31 came less than a year after his release from the prior jail term. Justice done? Trouts four-day trial in Greenville March 28-31 before circuit court judge Hill was highlighted by a tearful, two hours of testimony by Trout in his own defense. That rambling monologue, supported by stacks of documents the defendant said supported his position, followed three days of prosecution in which state assistant attorney general Creighton Waters carefully documented how incriminating evidence had been obtained from telephone records and computers confiscated from the homes of Trout and Smith. Remarkably, Waters raised no objections during Trouts two hours on the witness stand. After the trial he said there had been points to which he might have objected but he did not because he was offended by suggestions by defense attorney Gibson that Trouts prosecution had been a politicallymotivated treasure hunt. They want Tony Trouts head, Gibson said at one point, suggesting that a second jailing of the former councilman would discourage other rabble rousers. They want to shoot the messenger because they want to prove a point, Trout testified, but Waters countered that the matter was an issue which the state could not overlook. Still, he told Judge Hill in a presentencing statement seeking leniency that Trout is not the worst person in the world, and Gibson asked the judge to allow Trout to at least remain free long enough to take his ailing father to a doctors appointment in Columbia. Hill denied that request, as he had denied every motion made by the defense in Trouts four day trial. Was justice served? Absolutely not, said a teary-eyed, long-term Greenville county councilwoman Lottie Gibson, who sat through much of Trouts four-day trial. The former councilman wasnt committing a crime, he was trying to prevent crime, she lamented. You try to do whats right (in Greenville County), and look what it gets you.

The former councilman wasnt committing a crime, he was trying to prevent crime, she lamented. You try to do whats right (in Greenville County), and look what it gets you.
Hellraiser Trouts current legal troubles began Feb. 15, 2011 when a state grand jury in Columbia indicted him on charges of misconduct in office and attempting to influence a (grand) juror, but the former policeman and security company owners whole feisty, five-year term as a Greenville County councilman, 2005-2010, is rife with stories of feuding with higher-ups and charges of corruption and misconduct in public office. The embattled councilman-elect entered office in January, 2005 near the end of a lengthy, bitter fight to establish a Martin Luther King Jr. holiday in Greenville County. Citizens crowded county council chambers in protest at the height of that row, but councilmen, led by county administrator Joe 4
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citizen complaints about the state of county roads was a chief reason he made it a 2004 campaign issue and, in fact, rumors of corruption were rampant then. The Beat, a defunct Greenville free newspaper, tried for months then to confirm rumors that one reason Ashmore Brothers had such a tight hold on road paving was that one Ashmore family member was having an affair with a county employee with oversight over the road program. David Smith, a Greenville County contractor, close friend of Tony Trout and critic of the road program, took Beat reporters on tours of roads Ashmore Brothers had billed the county for paving but in fact were little more than cow paths. Other roads that were freshly paved led to dead ends and had no lived-in houses along them.

Above: Injured soldiers from 4-10 BCT in MRAP destroyed by IED in Pakhab-eShana, March 19, 2011 (Photo censored according to army rules)
LOGAR PROVINCE, Afghanistan -- On April 15, 2002, in Kandahar, southern Afghanistan, at least five U.S. Army soldiers from a Explosive Ordnance Disposal team -- a military bomb squad -- were working to dismantle a stockpile of old, Soviet-designed 107-millimeter rockets. The munitions had been discovered during the U.S.-led invasion targeting the Al Qaeda terror group and its Taliban protectors. There was an explosion. Sergeants Brian Craig, Daniel Romero, Jamie Maugans and Justin Galewski died and a fifth soldier was wounded. Initial reports labeled the blast an accident. Later, as it became apparent that one of the rockets had been rigged to detonate as the Americans worked nearby, the media referred to the rocket as a boobytrap. It would take several years and another war thousands of miles away from Afghanistan for the current term to take root. What claimed the lives of those four Americans is now known as an Improvised Explosive Device, or IED. After becoming the biggest killer of U.S. troops at the height of the Iraq war, IEDs spread across Afghanistan like some kind of suddenly-erupting, fatal disease. Originally honed in its current form by Chechen rebels battling the ruthless Russian army in the early 1990s, the IED is now the deadliest weapon of the Afghan insurgency -- and the single biggest reason the free worlds armies have failed to subjugate the Afghan countryside. Their variety is staggering. The earliest were simply leftover artillery shells or rockets connected to a triggerman by a length of copper wire and ignited with the press of a button. More sophisticated current versions explode on command via a distant radio signal or go off when something passes over a pressure plate. Still others feature infrared tripwires. They can be buried in dirt, paved over by april 6, 2011 6 asphalt, placed in culverts or drainage pipes alongside or under roads or on footpaths or packed into cars, trucks or donkey carts or on motorbikes. Some pack sophisticated mixes of modern explosives or speciallycrafted shaped charges capable of punching through thick armor. There are some made of commercial fertilizer. Some are encased in shrapnel-producing metal. Others, in undetectable plastic or wood. Their sheer diversity complicates ISAFs efforts to find them in time to defuse them. Every permutation requires a different method of detection and defusing. ISAF engineers and Explosive Ordnance Disposal teams admit that they could never prevent every bomb blast. Every month, the U.S.-led International Security Assistance Force discovers around 1,300 IEDs. Some get spotted before they explode. Many dont. As of this writing, 1,513 Americans have died and thousands more have been wounded in Afghanistan. The war has also claimed no fewer than 867 members of the ISAF coalition plus tens of thousands of civilians. Bombs have accounted for around 90 percent of the American casualties so far -- and that percentage could be increasing as IEDs continue to proliferate. I understood all this at around 3:00 PM, local time, on March 19. But I didnt appreciate it until around 3:02, after the vehicle I was riding in with members of the U.S. Armys 10th Mountain Division had been demolished by a buried bomb in the village of Pakhab-eShana, just outside Logars Baraki Barak district. Five soldiers were injured and required aerial medevac. I escaped with bruises and cuts. Surviving the blast did not alter my negative opinion of the now decade-long Afghanistan war, but it did anchor my opinion in something more personal than politics or analysis. As I write this, I number among the many thousands of Americans whose lives balanced on the razors edge of a conflict that shows no sign of tipping our way. In direct financial costs alone, the bill for the Afghanistan war currently totals some $300 billion. Add to the ledger the blood of 1,500 slain Americans and were paying too high a cost for debatable gains in a conflict that years ago drifted far away from its original purpose. We are no more preventing domestic terror attack in Afghanistan than we are building a free and functional Afghan state. At a decade and running, the Afghanistan war now vies for the title of longest American war. Its inevitable, and right, that funding, political will and popular support would wane. As our enthusiasm has flagged, our desperate, last-ditch efforts to cobble together something resembling victory is producing a divided Afghanistan -one that will continue consuming American cash and, more tragically, American lives ... until the day we finally leave. For Want of Volunteers Our forces lack the full support they need to effectively train and partner with Afghan security forces and better secure the population ... The status quo is not sustainable, U.S. President Barack Obama said in December 2009, acknowledging what close observers of the Afghanistan war already knew. Obama announced the deployment of an additional 30,000 U.S. troops, boosting Americas ISAF contingent to around 100,000. The Afghanistan surge was modeled on a similar campaign in Iraq in 2007 that was spearheaded by Army Gen. David Petraeus. Tens of thousands of U.S. reinforcements flooded into Baghdad; a year later, violence in that city -- and across much of Iraq -dropped 90 percent. But the real reason the Iraq war ended the way it did had little to do with the American reinforcements. Around the same time fresh U.S. troops were deploying throughout Baghdad, an experiment in creating proU.S. Iraqi volunteer forces spread from the deserts of western Iraq to the opposite side of the country. These Sons of Iraq represented kind of neighborhood watch, in the words of U.S. Army Capt. Shannon Reickert, who as a young lieutenant witnessed the groups rise. The Sons of Iraq were decisive in creating the street-level security that broke the insurgencys momentum. Today Reickert commands a company of 150 U.S. soldiers in Afghanistans Baraki Barak district, 50 miles south of Kabul. Baraki Barak, population 180,000 is a key crossroads district between Kabul, Pakistan and the restive mountainous regions that lie in between. For all its importance, Baraki Barak is patrolled by just a few hundred American and Afghan soldiers and, most worryingly, fewer than 50 police. Poor leadership, inadequate pay and a reputation for corruption and brutality have stymied the Afghan National Police forces growth. A shortage of security forces means ISAF has had to effectively surrender portions of Baraki Barak to the Taliban and other extremist groups. In some ways you can only be in so many places at one time, so you have to pick your priorities and move forward with that plan, said Capt. Paul Rothlisberger, Reickerts predecessor. In theory, a Sons of Iraq-style organization could help ISAF retake lost ground. Indeed, the alliance has tried no fewer than six times to raise pro-U.S. Afghan volunteer groups -- most recently in the months after Petraeus assumed command in Afghanistan last summer. Each time, the initiative has failed entirely or stalled at the local level.

The difference between Afghanistan and Iraq and their volunteers is that here they [the civilian population] is more hesitant because they look at them as militias. Theyre wary of that kind of thing. And for good reason: even amid the insurgency, local warlords and their personal militias are still the source of a high proportion of the violence in Afghanistan. Today there is no nationwide localvolunteer organization in Afghanistan, leaving just half a million ISAF and Afghan troops and police to protect 30 million people living in a rugged country the size of Texas. While that might seem like a lot of troops, at least half of them play supporting roles -- training, logistics, administration, etc. -- and many of the Afghans arent yet fully trained. In reality, there are probably fewer than 200,000 alliance combatants spread across 400 districts, each roughly equivalent to a U.S. county. Most U.S. counties have a higher ratio of police patrolmen to civilians -- and none of them are at war. Fortress Towns

As of this writing, 1,513 Americans have died and thousands more have been wounded in Afghanistan. The war has also claimed no fewer than 867 members of the ISAF coalition plus tens of thousands of civilians.
ethnic Pashtuns. Even as ISAF begins its slow, overall contraction, Baraki Barak and as many as 100 other fortress towns are getting more foreign and Afghan troops, more money for development projects and more attention from Kabul and ISAF headquarters. The result is a dichotomy between the fortress towns and the surrounding countryside that could inspire jealousy among the have-nots ISAF is aware of this possibility. Indeed, the alliance is betting that the resources it pours into fortress towns will inspire jealousy in outlying villages and convince them to lay down their arms, eject their extremists and side with ISAF. If they give us a chance to show [that] these are the services ourselves in conjunction with the ANA [Afghan National Army] can provide to them, hopefully we can turn them into pro-coalition villages, said U.S. Army 2nd Lt. Sean Mahard, deployed to Baraki Barak in 2009. But that jealousy could just as easily inspire conflict. Baraki Barak has scores of mosques. ISAF has donated paint, rugs and other supplies to some mosques in exchange for the cooperation of their imams and mullahs. Attendees of neighboring mosques have raided the recipient mosques to steal their supplies. Scaled upward, that kind of banditry could exacerbate existing tensions in Baraki Barak and across Afghanistan. As the country becomes increasingly divided along lines established many years ago -- a process ISAF is inadvertently encouraging -- U.S. troops, manning that contact zone between the two sides, will remain at risk. Fear A week after Id been nearly killed outside Baraki Barak, the score evened somewhat when Mohamed Ajan, a notorious IED-maker based in Baraki Barak, accidentally blew up himself and another man while working on one of his improvised bomb. In the blasts aftermath, U.S. Special Forces launched a nighttime raid to round up anyone recently spotted near Ajan.

towns -- or, as ISAF calls them, key terrain districts. Our priority is to focus where the population centers are, Rothlisberger said. That makes some sense, as ISAF has always enjoyed its strongest support among Afghanistans wealthier, better-educated, mostly Tajik urban population, centered around Kabul and a handful of other cities. The insurgency, by contrast, is rooted in the countrys rural south and far east and their

An already stretched-thin ISAF is about to get stretched farther, as the Afghanistan surge expires and the first U.S. combat troops leave the country for good in July. The Obama administration is hardly a bunch of doves, but even it realizes that with a struggling economy and rising budget deficits, America can no longer afford its wars. Petraeus anticipated removing the bulk of U.S. combat troops by 2014. In one sense, thats a dozen years too late. By our original definition of victory, weve already won this war: we won it in 2002, when a battered Al Qaeda fled into neighboring Pakistan. But rather than quitting Afghanistan after the Talibans defeat, ISAF -- conflating nation-building with counter-terrorism -- picked sides in the Afghan civil war, to quote analyst Robert Lamb from the Center for Strategic and International Studies. Today ISAFs main enemies are the Taliban and several other extremist groups whose most immediate beef is ISAFs very presence -- and whose long-term goal is to displace the current government in Kabul. We could leave Afghanistan today, allowing Afghans to fight among themselves, without jeopardizing our national security. Our retreat could only bolster our counterterrorism efforts worldwide by freeing up hundreds of billions of dollars and 100,000 troops for raids against international terror groups. But thats not the plan. Instead, ISAF is hoping to salvage some kind of nationbuilding victory from the ruins of an illconceived, under-resourced war -- by fortifying a small number of Afghan communities and effectively cementing the countrys division into opposing armed camps. Baraki Barak is one of those fortress

The suspects included six men. Two, Ajans brother and nephew, had clear ties to Ajans activities. They quickly disappeared into the murky U.S.-Afghan detention system that includes an Abu Ghraib-style prison at ISAFs Bagram air base outside Kabul. The four remaining suspects insisted they were innocent. The police in Baraki Barak conceded that there was no firm evidence against them and, after one night in jail, released them -but not before requiring they sit down with local subgovernor Mohamed Rahim Amin. Still sore from the IED blast, I rushed to Amins dimly-lit office to see about interviewing the detainees. I didnt expect them to talk: why would they? But to my surprise, all four agreed to go on the record. Laborers Gulla Agha, Said Rahman and Barayali and taxi driver Said Omar all said the same thing. They did not know why they had been arrested. They were not upset at the coalition for detaining them. They knew nothing about the Taliban. Things were going great in Baraki Barak. On the face of it, their shared response was absurd. But it made sense in context. Here were four men violently yanked from their beds by armed Americans, held overnight by the notoriously illdisciplined police then paraded in front of the subgovernor and an American reporter. Of course they would say exactly what they think their foreign occupier wanted to hear. They were afraid. At least as afraid I had been for an entire week, as the emotional trauma of my near-death experience slowly faded. Agha said as much in a surprise interjection after I had asked my last question. He wanted to know if I could write him a letter stating that he sometimes worked in a local quarry, with explosives. He said he if he got arrested again, the police might detect traces of TNT on his fingers and use that to brand him an insurgent. Theyll send me to Bagram, Agha said, his eyes growing wide. Improvised bombs and late-night raids represent the tragic, daily stuff of our war in Afghanistan -- and a price too high for the dubious gains of an occupation that should have ended nine years ago. With our military ambitions bumping up against the hard limits of our trillion-dollar budget deficits and understandable war-weariness, our involvement in Afghanistan can only wane. One way or another, were headed for the exit. To an extent, its up to us what kind of country we leave behind. We can make a swift departure and allow Afghans to work out their own future, however violently -while we remain off-shore, vigilant against terrorists everywhere. Or we can continue deepening Afghanistans existing divisions in an unnecessary effort to salvage something from our bloody, pricey, decadelong misadventure in nation-building. talkback@columbiacitypaper.com

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On March 28, Sustainable Carolina, Friends of the Earth, and the Sierra Club proudly sponsored presentations by two Russian nuclear activists called 25 Years After Chernobyl: What Can We Learn? When the anniversary trip was organized for the nuclear safety activists to visit the United States, the Fukushima disaster in Japan had not yet happened. By the time they arrived to Columbia, there was a Chernobyllike situation at the Fukushima plant. Dr. Natalia Miranova and Natalia Manzurovas visit served as a great warning about the dangers of nuclear power and about plans for building Nuclear Power Plants in South Carolina. With the William States Lee III Nuclear Station currently under construction near Gaffney by Duke Power and The Savannah River Site operating on the inactive New Madrid Fault line, many S.C. residents and students attended with questions and concerns about the safety of nuclear power. Dr. Mironova is the founder of the movement for Nuclear Safety, former legislator, engineer and author of several books. She has written extensively on the role of non-governmental organizations in abolishing weapons of mass destruction. Today, I use Fukushima as my main example of my presentation about nuclear safety. When we look at the price of political errors we can compare how during WWI 21 million people died, but Chernobyl still has long-term effects on an estimated 600 million. Keep in mind that Chernobyl only had one reactor, Fukushima has six. Dr. Miranova hopes to make the government accountable for nuclear mistakes. She says it should start with acknowledging the dangers of nuclear power and we must stop nuclear waste by decommissioning Nuclear Power Plants. We must help politicians all around the world steer away from Nuclear Power towards a new way. They face a lot of

pressure from Energy Companies and other companies, said Dr. Miranova. The other anti-nuclear power presenter, Natalia Manzurova, is one of the few survivors involved directly in the clean up process after the Chernobyl accident. She now serves as international activist for the protection of the rights of victims of radiation exposure. Manzurova discussed the environmental issues that occur followed by a nuclear explosion pointing out that the nuclear particles circle around the globe in the atmosphere, it cannot be contained to one country only. Nuclear radiation is an invisible enemy that can kill you for many years. In Fukushima currently the evacuation zone is only 20 km. The Japanese evacuation zone is not large enough. In the area, food is already contaminated. They should keep the crops and animals inside and bring food in from outside. Manzurova went on to describe the Chernobyl accident, In affected areas the government had to remove entire forests because they were too contaminated. They used remote controlled machines because it was too dangerous for humans to be in the area. Effected people were taken to Moscow into a special hospital where most of them died. Doctors had to be careful and not directly touch the patients as they were sources of radiation. The Russian activists came a long way to warn about the long-term environmental and humanitarian effects of nuclear radiation. Even though the Fukushima reactors were built using an older reactor design, the bottom line is that Japanese issues are raising the question of safety of nuclear plants and their designs. Many who attended the event may now be more cautious about supporting future power plants in South Carolina.
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Thursday April 7 The Tin Roof Chuck Wicks New Brookland Tavern Senseless Beatings Forces Of A Street TBA Utopia Open Mic w Bentz Kirby The White Mule Ernie Halter w/ Jared McCloud Friday April 8 New Brookland Tavern Cherry Case Andy Lehman & the Night Moves Frontier Sons Kevin Harrison The White Mule Chords For Kids w/ Prettier Than Matt, Don Russo, Mike Willis, & Whiskey Tango Revue Utopia Blue Train Saturday April 9 New Brookland Tavern Gaslight Street TBA

Utopia Papa String Band The White Mule Anne McCue w/ Nikki Lee Sunday April 10 New Brookland Tavern Farewell Flight Timshel Sing Sing 76 TBA Monday April 11 New Brookland Tavern Singer Songwriter Night w/: TBA Tuesday April 12 New Brookland Tavern NBTs Low Dough Show w/: Sun-Dried Vibes The Velvet Jonez Chad L. TBA Utopia Open Mic w Vic Scaricamazza The White Mule Stephanie Briggs

Wednesday April 13 New Brookland Tavern NBTs Low Dough Show w/: Vindictive Soverign Pig Mountain Grass Abacus Utopia Jonathan Rooks The White Mule Matthew Mayfield with Anderson East Thursday April 14 New Brookland Tavern Fusebox Poet The Dirty White Postcard Fiction Sugar Glyder Fallen Kings Seeking Serenity Utopia Johnny Few The White Mule Gareth asher & The Earthlings w luke Cunningham and Matt MacKelkan Friday April 15 New Brookland Tavern David Liebe Hart Live Band (from Tim and Eric Awesome

Show, Great Job!) TBA Utopia JOuvert Steel Drum Band Saturday April 16 New Brookland Tavern Non Stop Hip Hop Live Presents Shekeese Tha Beasts B-Day Event Featuring: M.O.P. (Mash Out Posse) Special Guest: Fat Rat Da Czar & Ben G w/ DJ Peoples of The Cut Fresh Crew Utopia Total Denial Monday April 18 New Brookland Tavern Ska Is Dead Young Guns Tour w/: We Are The Union The Forthrights Stuck Lucky TBA Tuesday April 19 New Brookland Tavern Brokencyde Vampires Everywhere! Dot Dot Curve It Boys

If you are familiar with this groups work, you know there was never a shortage of banging artists or songs that M.O.P. have worked with. Comrades of M.O.P. are both numerous and respected. Busta Rhymes, Heather B., the late Big Pun, Termanology, Bun B, Naughty By Nature, Bumpy Knuckles aka Freddie Foxxx, KRS-ONE, Redman, Kool G. Rap, Jay-Z, the late Ol Dirty Bastard are just a few of the artists who have shared the stage and vocal booth with M.O.P. They have been featured on classic albums such as Gang Starrs Moment of Truth, Bumpy Knuckles Industry Shakedown, Pharaoh Monchs platinum Internal Affairs, Termanology & Statik Selektahs debut 1982, and so

many more. Making this only their 2nd trip here to the Capital City, M.O.P. will be live and direct at The New Brookland Tavern (122 State St., West Columbia, SC 29169) on April 16th, 2011. In celebration of co-founder Shekeese Tha Beasts Birthday, Non Stop Hip Hop Live have joined forces with Official Block Bangaz Promotions to bring M.O.P. here. Along with M.O.P. that night, Fat Rat Da Czar (still riding the success of I Know You Dont Love Me Reloaded) and up and coming Ben G will both grace the main stage. Sounds will be provided by DJ Peoples of The Cut Fresh Crew & DJ Kingpin-Villain Of Vinyl all night!!!! -KingPin

04/08/11 :: Friday Citizen Cope40 Watt Club Athens, GA J Mascis Kurt Vile Melting Point Athens, GA

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The Hypsys Rye Bar Athens, GA The Train Wrecks Rocks on the Roof Savannah, GA The Infamous Stringdusters Salif Keita Savannah Music Festival Savannah, GA Dave Matthews Tribute Band Retrievers Statesboro, GA Widespread Panic JJ Grey & Mofro Asheville Civic Center Asheville, NC Mount Kimbie Grey Eagle Asheville, NC Sanctum Sully Jack of the Wood Asheville, NC Big Something MoDaddys Bar & Music Club Asheville,

Brandon Pruitt Wild Wings Cafe - 99 KISS FM Country Fried Fridays Asheville, NC Sam Robinson The Town Pump Black Mountain, NC Junior Brown Neighborhood Theatre Charlotte, NC The Bridge The Double Door Charlotte, NC Zac Brown Band Littlejohn Coliseum Clemson, SC Papadosio Tiger Park Clemson, SC

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Col. Bruce Hampton Lexington Avenue Brewery Asheville, NC Jahman Brahman The New Cosmic Band Mo Daddys Asheville, NC Fair To Midland Scale the Summit Periphery Orange Peel Asheville, NC

Jackass Flats Olde Hickory Taproom Hickory, NC Dreamkiller The Wizard Saloon Hickory, NC Rob Ickes Jailhouse Gallery Morganton, NC

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Movie times listed are for the weekend of April 8. Please confirm times with theater. Nickelodeon Theatre | 937 Main Street | 803.254.3433 RABBIT HOLE In this raw drama based on David LindsayAbaires Pulitzer Prizewinning play of the same name, Becca (Nicole Kidman) and Howie (Aaron Eckhart) grapple with the realities of life eight months after the death of their 4-year-old son, Danny. Even with Beccas well-meaning mother (Dianne Wiest) offering comfort and weekly group therapy always available, the couple go about their own secret ways of coping. John Cameron Mitchell directs. APRIL 8-12, FridayTuesday Friday Apr. 8th - 3:00, 6:00 and 8:00 Saturday Apr. 9th - 3:00, 6:00 and 8:00 Sunday Apr. 10th - 3:00 and 8:30 Monday Apr. 11th - 6:00 and 8:00 Tuesday Apr. 12th 8:30 ONLY Regal Columbia Cinema 7 3400 Forest Drive Suite 3000, Columbia, SC 29204 Arthur new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 2:30 5:00 7:40 10:10 Hanna new! (PG-13) 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:05 Soul Surfer new! (PG) DP (Digital Projection) 2:05 4:35 7:10 9:40 Your Highness new! (R) 10:15pm DP (Digital Projection) 2:40 5:10 7:50 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (PG) 2:15 4:40 7:00 9:30 Limitless (PG-13) 2:20 4:55 7:25 10:00 The Lincoln Lawyer (R) 2:10 4:50 7:35 10:20 Carmike Wynnsong 10 5320 Forest Drive, Columbia, SC 29206 Hop new! (PG) DP (Digital Projection) 1:05 2:00 3:30 5:25 7:00 8:30 9:25 Insidious new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:15 4:00 7:15 10:00 Source Code new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:10 4:05 7:10 9:40 Sucker Punch (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:00 4:10 7:05 9:55 Battle: Los Angeles (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:00 2:00 3:50 5:20 7:00 8:30 9:45 The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:05 4:00 7:15 9:50 Hall Pass (R) DP (Digital Projection) 1:10 4:05 7:10 10:00 The Kings Speech (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:15 4:10 7:05 9:55 AMC Dutch Square 14 800 Bush River Rd., Columbia, SC 29210 Soul Surfer new! (PG, No Passes) 11:00am 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40 Regal Columbiana Grande Stadium 14 1250 Bower Pkwy, Columbia, SC 29212 Hop new! (PG) 12:50 1:20 3:00 3:30 5:10 5:40 7:20 7:50 9:30 10:00 Insidious new! (PG-13) 1:40 4:30 7:10 9:40 Source Code new! (PG-13) 12:55 2:15 3:15 4:40 5:30 7:30 8:00 9:45 10:15 Sucker Punch (PG-13) 1:50 4:35 7:15 9:55 Battle: Los Angeles (PG-13) 2:20 5:05 7:45 10:25 Mars Needs Moms 3D (PG) 1:00 3:10 5:20 The Adjustment Bureau (PG-13) 2:00 4:50 7:40 10:10 Beastly (PG-13) 1:10 3:20 5:25 7:35 9:45 Rango (PG) 1:35 4:25 7:00 9:35 Hall Pass (R) 2:10 5:00 7:55 10:20 I Am Number Four (PG-13) 8:05 10:30 Just Go With It (PG-13) 1:05 4:45 7:25 10:05 The Kings Speech (PG-13) 1:30 4:20 7:05 9:50 Carmike 14 122 Afton Court, Columbia, SC 29212 Arthur new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:40 4:25 7:15 9:45 Hanna new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:10 4:05 7:10 9:50 Soul Surfer new! (PG) DP (Digital Projection) 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:35 Your Highness new! (R) DP (Digital Projection) 2:20 4:45 7:30 10:05 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (PG) DP (Digital Projection) 2:00 4:25 6:50 9:10 Limitless (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 2:10 4:45 7:15 9:45 The Lincoln Lawyer (R) DP (Digital Projection) 1:20 4:15 7:00 9:50 Paul (R) DP (Digital Projection) 1:45 4:35 7:20 10:00 Red Riding Hood (PG13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:00 2:15 3:45 5:00 6:45 7:30 9:15 10:05 Unknown (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 1:45 4:20 7:05 9:55 Gnomeo and Juliet (G) DP (Digital Projection) 2:20 4:30 7:20 9:30 Gnomeo and Juliet 3D (G) Digital 3D 1:50 4:00 6:45 9:00 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D (G) Digital 3D 1:35 4:10 6:55 9:30 Regal Sandhill Stadium 16 450 Town Center Place Arthur new! (PG-13) 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:10 Hanna new! (PG-13) 1:30 4:30 7:20 10:00 Soul Surfer new! (PG) 12:15 2:45 5:15 7:45 10:20 Your Highness new! (R) 1:40 4:10 7:10 9:45 St. Andrews Cinema 5 527 St Andrews Road (803) 772-7469 Please call Regal Pastime Pavilion 8 929 North Lake Drive, Lexington, SC 29072 Arthur new! (PG-13) DP (Digital Projection) 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30 Hanna new! (PG-13) 2:45 5:20 7:45 10:20 Soul Surfer new! (PG) 2:15 5:05 7:35 10:10 Your Highness new! (R) DP (Digital Projection) 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00 Hop new! (PG) 2:10 4:35 7:05 9:35 Source Code new! (PG-13) 2:25 4:50 7:20 9:50 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (PG) 2:35 4:45 7:10 9:45 Limitless (PG-13) 2:50 7:50 The Lincoln Lawyer (R) 5:15 10:15

By Judit Trunkos Dr. Karl Gerths Presentation on Chinas Consumerism Dr. Karl Gerth will visit Columbia on April 7th to talk about his new book As China Goes, So Goes the World at the Learning Center for Sustainable Futures at USC. The former USC history professor will speak about his new study on Chinas newly developed consumerism and its effects on the world concluded by a book signing. Dr. Gerth is currently a lecturer in Modern Chinese History at Oxford University and Tutorial Fellow of Merton College. His main research interest is Chinas impact on the world since the nineteenth century. Prior to teaching at Oxford, Dr. Gerth was Associate Professor at University of South Carolinas History Department and he was the director of the Asian Center in the Walker Institute of International and Area Studies. In his new book Dr. Gerth points out Chinas deep consumer impact on the rest of the world. While Americans and Europeans have become defensive about

Chinas competition for manufacturing jobs and energy resources, they are missing the real threat, which is according to Dr. Gerth; Chinas rapid development of an American-style consumer culture, which is revolutionizing the lives of hundreds of millions of Chinese and has the potential to reshape the world. Clear changes have been already occurring in China for the past decades. China has become the worlds largest consumer of automobiles and beer, just to mention a few, and begun to adopt American-style mass consumption and wasting habits. Even rural Chinese, long the laggards of consumerism, have been buying refrigerators, televisions, mobile phones, and larger houses in high numbers. Dr. Gerth will discuss these dramatic changes in consumer habits in China and how they impact the world. To hear Dr. Gerths presentation about his study and book, visit to the Learning Center for Sustainable Futures at USC on April 7th at 7:00 p.m. Copies of As China Goes, So Goes the World will be available for purchasing at the site.

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Three months ago, my sociopathic girlfriend dumped me because I was going into the military. Afterward, I found out she was cheating on me with a married man. The one great thing about her was that she opened me up. At 22, Id been in only a few other relationships. The sex with her was amazing, and she opened me up to different things (kinks, dirty talk, foreplay). Im now having a hard time finding people willing to have casual-yet-kinky sex. I tried online, but the minute someone sees the going into the army portion of my profile, they assume Im some sort of conservative prick. But I am liberal and open-minded and just looking to have some NSA sex before I leave for the army. Help! Kinky Open-Minded Soldier

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sexually as well. That youre not all that interested in sex with him or anyone else is something he has a right to know before marriage and/or kids. But even if your current BF leaves you, DRY, youre not necessarily doomed to be alone. There are men out there who feel the same way about sex that you do. If your boyfriend dumps you, come out as very nearly asexual and go find yourself a very nearly asexual guy who wants to cuddle, kiss, talk, and out. And if you do ultimately wind up alone, DRY, no whining: There are lots of happily partnered asexuals out there and lots of unhappy sexuals who wound up alone despite their interest in sex. My husband and I hired an electrician, whom I will call Sparky. We hired Sparky once before, and he was completely professional. One quirk: He would call me Maam instead of my name. Halfway through Sparkys four-hour re-wiring marathon in our kitchen, he handed me an envelope and asked me to fill out a survey regarding his service. I read the following: My name is Mistress [REDACTED] and I control the male who just gave you this letter. He and I live the lifestyle of Female Supremacy. In our lifestyle of Matriarchy, women issue direction and men obey. The letter went on to ask for feedback about his performance, whether he was appropriately submissive, whether he addressed me as Maam or Mistress, and it ended: To obtain the best possible service, order this male to give you his key. Keep the key until you are completely satisfied with his attitude or work. Use him as you wish. He must obey. I dont know much about Dom/sub culture, Dan, but I cant shake the feeling that by hiring this particular electrician, I was unwittingly included in his sex life, and that totally creeps me out. Am I wrong? Are we judgmental prudes if we never hire Sparky ever again? Apparently Naive Housewife You were dragged into Sparkys sex life not when you hired him, ANH, but when he made the choiceperhaps he felt he was just following ordersto hand you that envelope. At that point, he involved you in his sex life, which was rude and unprofessional. Most women who arent interested in sharing an erotic moment with Sparkybecause theyre not into Dom/sub play or not into Sparkywould feel uncomfortable reading that letter, which suddenly sexualized a nonsexual exchange of goods and services. Some women would feel deeply violated. Making women feel uncomfortable or unsafe in their own homes by springing your erotic submission on themand requiring them to participate without first obtaining their explicit consentis sexual aggression masquerading as erotic submission. And its not okay. Professional Dom, sex bomb, and sex blogger Mistress Matisse (www.mistressmatisse.com) agrees with me: Thats totally inappropriate, Matisse said in an e-mail. Those folks did not agree, either overtly or by any action, to be involved in topping that man. If his Mistress really exists, then they are both complicit in creepiness. If I were you, ANH, I wouldnt hire Sparky again. Not because I wouldnt mind having a submissive electrician around the housethat sounds like fun, actuallybut because I wouldnt want an electrician around the house, submissive or not, who displayed poor judgment and had no boundaries. CONFIDENTIAL TO KIMBO: It sounds like you made the right choice when you DTMFAd that dude. Find the Savage Lovecast (my weekly podcast) every Tuesday at thestranger.com/savage. mail@savagelove.net

If the going into the army portion of your profile is preventing you from finding kinky NSA sex partners, KOMS, omit the going into the army portion of your profile. Your NSA sex partners may, after meeting you, inquire about your future plans. But you dont need to disclose your hopes, dreams, and political leanings to potential NSA hookups, particularly if you feel that your plans are prejudicing kinksters against you. But Im not sure the army portion of your profile is the issue. There are a lot of conservative kinksters out there (I hear from them whenever I tear into a conservative politician in this space), and there are a lot of liberal/hippie/NPR- listening kinksters out there who are attracted to military guys despite their politics (I hear from them whenever they want permission to cheat on their pansy-ass, hypersensitive hippie boyfriends with gruff n buff military guys). Have a kinky and/or adventurous friend take a look at the rest of your profile. It could be that some other part is giving off a creepy, unsafe, or inept vibedo you mention that you hadnt heard of foreplay until you were 22?and its that part thats turning off otherwise up-for-army-boy kinksters. Im a youngish (barely under 30) woman, currently involved in a great hetero relationship: My boyfriend is caring, unlike some men Ive dated before, and I see him as a life partner. The trouble is, I find sex profoundly boring. I get vaguely horny maybe twice a year, and I dont like sex. Now Im starting to wonder if being sexually uninterested disqualifies me from being with my BF. Judging from your past advice, it does. Is this something I should disclose so that he can leave me? I enjoy the cuddling and kissing, talking and outings that are part of coupledom, and it pains me to think Im doomed to be alone, forever, just because shoving genitals together sits at #48 on my life priority list. Please let me know what I should do. Hes talking about a future together. Doesnt Really Yearn Either youve misread my past advice to the sexually disinterested, DRY, or youve only read mischaracterizations of my past advice on angry asexual blogs. So once more with feeling: Being asexual or minimally sexual does not disqualify you or anyone else from having a relationship or enjoying all of the swell, non-genitalia-related things that come with coupledom. But you cantyou shouldntmislead your boyfriend about who you are. He has a right to know how you feel about sex before he marries you, DRY. At the moment, he assumesand its an entirely rational assumption that youre attracted to him not just in the cuddling, kissing, talking, and outing departments, but

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