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I
m one of those people
who can put a CD on
(yes, Im also one of
those antiquated people who
still listen to them) and keep
it on repeat. For days on
end. Sometimes, months
even. When music speaks to
me, it speaks to me, and I
have to have it in my ears
constantly.
A recent example would be
The Menzingers new album,
On The Impossible Past,
which hasnt left rotation
since I first got an advance
copy in the mail a few
weeks ago. The album coin-
cides with some life happen-
ings Ive had of late, but
more importantly, its just
that good. The Scranton-bred
punks will perform locally
next week, but you can find
out how NEPA has influen-
ced the band and how
being on a big indie
label has changed
them for the better in
this weeks cover
story on pgs. 16-17.
Though I may be
biased, the rest of the
issue is chockablock
of goodness that in-
cludes correspondent
Amy Longsdorf s
interview with Guy
Pearce, who has been
in movies like L.A.
Confidential and
The Kings Speech and
stars in this weeks Lock-
out (p. 30).
Staff Writer Stephanie De-
Balko had an interesting
conversation with Craig Yoe,
wholl be featured at Mary-
wood Universitys Creativity
Conference, which ranged
from Mickey Mouse to
McDonalds (p. 37) while
intern Amanda Riemensnyder
got All Shook Up, so to
speak, for this weeks Stage
story (p. 43) and resident
imp Justin Brown shares
another crazy memory in
Sorry Mom & Dad (p. 50).
I could keep going, but
Im out of room, so I guess
youll have to start flipping
pages. As always, thanks for
reading!
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April 11-17, 2012
this just in
By Weekender Staff
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WHAT A B----
Shickshinny native
Krysten Ritter will star
in the ABC comedy
Dont Trust the B----
in Apartment 23,
which debuts Wednesday,
April 11 at 9:30 p.m.
after Modern Family.
Ritter plays party-girl/
con-artist Chloe to Drea-
ma Walkers June, while
former Dawsons
Creek star James Van
Der Beek plays himself,
a friend of Chloes.
Ritter, a former model,
has appeared in Break-
ing Bad and Gossip
Girl and in the movies
Confessions of a Shop-
aholic and 27 Dress-
es.
SCENES OF THE
MUSIC SCENE
The Vintage Theater (119
Penn Ave., Scranton), as part
of the second annual install-
ment of Rhythm of The Re-
gion II, is looking for work
based on the local music scene
for its May exhibit.
Original art pieces, pho-
tographs, promotional materials
and memorabilia are welcome
for submission, and a heavy
emphasis this year will be
placed on new works created
for premier use in this show
and venue-specific memor-
abilia, stated a press release
from the venue.
To submit, e-mail photos of
the work and/or a description,
a brief artist bio if applicable
and contact information to
info@scrantonsvintagethea-
ter.com; though digital submis-
sions are preferred, they can
also be mailed to the theater.
Submission deadline is Fri-
day, April 27 at 6 p.m. The
exhibit opens Friday, May 4
and will be on display until
May 31.
LAST COMIC STANDING
Wisecrackers Comedy
Standoff finals will be held
Thursday, April 12 at 8 p.m.
at the Hub Lounge inside
The Clarion Hotel (300
Meadow Ave., Scranton).
The 12 finalists Heather
Height, Paul Spratt, Matt
Coons, Jason Lando, Father
Paul, Shawn Ravenfire, John
Walton, Patrick Schwartz,
Dyer Knight, Mike Jones,
Johnny V. and R.J. Long
are competing for a paid em-
cee spot with Wisecrackers
Scott Bruce.
A TIME FOR TYLER
Cork Bar & Restaurant
(463 Madison St., Wilkes-
Barre) will hold a fundraiser
to benefit the Tyler T. Win-
stead Memorial Fund Thurs-
day, April 19 from noon-10
p.m. The restaurant will donate
25 percent of that days sales
to the fund; all wait-staff tips
and proceeds from a raffle will
also be donated. For more
info, call 570.270.3818.
Winstead, 14, died last week
after being shot as he walked
home from playing basketball
at the Catholic Youth Center
in Wilkes-Barre; investigations
into his death continue.
CRAFTSMEN STYLE
The Masonic Temple &
Scottish Rite Cathedral Asso-
ciation will dedicate Crafts-
men Hall on the third floor of
the Scranton Cultural Center
(420 N. Washington Ave.)
April 19 at 6 p.m. The event
is free and open to the public
and includes a processional in
full Masonic regalia.
Until recently, the
room had been closed
to the public, and
once the dedication is
complete, the space
will be available to be
rented. For more info,
visit scrantoncultural-
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NIGHT, SEASON
Actors Circle will
close its 30th season
with Marsha Nor-
mans Night, Moth-
er starting May 10 at
Providence Playhouse
(1256 Providence
Road, Scranton).
Winner of the 1983
Pulitzer Prize, the
play explores the sub-
jects of suicide and a
tense mother-daughter
relationship and fea-
tures Darla Garmeroth and
Janet Loewe.
Night, Mother will run
May 10-13, 18-20; perform-
ances are Thursday-Saturday at
8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m.
Tickets are $12 general admis-
sion, $10 seniors, $8 students.
For reservations, call
570.342.9707.
FYI
Due to an unforeseen cir-
cumstance, there will not be a
movie review in the paper this
week, but Pete Croattos review
of American Reunion will be
available online at theweeken-
der.com. We apologize for any
inconvenience. W
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now open to the public for
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By Chuck Shepherd
Weekender Wire Services
FRENCH FULL-BODY
HEALTH CARE
As the U.S. governments role
in health care is debated, the
French governments role was
highlighted in February with a
report on Slate.com about
Frances guarantee to new moth-
ers of 10 to 20 free sessions of
la reeducation perineale (vagi-
nal re-toning to restore the pre-
pregnancy condition, a corner-
stone of French post-natal care,
according to Slate). The sessions
involve yoga-like calisthenics to
rebuild muscles and improve
genital flexibility. Similar proce-
dures in the U.S. not only are
not government entitlements, but
are almost never covered by
private insurance, and besides,
say surgeons, the patients who
request them do so almost en-
tirely for aesthetic reasons. The
French program, by contrast, is
said to be designed not only for
general health but to strengthen
women for bearing more chil-
dren, to raise the birth rate.
COMPELLING
EXPLANATIONS
-- Drill, Baby, Drill: U.S. Rep.
Louie Gohmert of Texas may
have been joking, but according
to a February Washington Post
story, he seemed serious at a
Natural Resources Committee
hearing when searching for yet
more reasons why the U.S.
should support oil drilling in
Alaska. Caribou, he said, are
fond of the warmth of the Alas-
kan pipeline. So when they
want to go on a date, they invite
each other to head over to the
pipeline. That mating ritual,
Rep. Gohmert concluded, is
surely responsible for a recent
tenfold increase in the local
caribou population.
-- In assigning a bail of only
$20,000, the judge in Ellisville,
Miss., seemed torn about wheth-
er to believe that Harold Hadley
is a terrorist that is, did Ha-
dley plant a bomb at Jones
County Junior College? In Feb-
ruary, investigators told WDAM-
TV that the evidence against
Hadley included a note on toilet
paper on which he had written
in effect, I passed a bomb in
the library. However, no bomb
was found, and a relative of
Hadleys told the judge that
Hadley often speaks of breaking
wind as passing a bomb. The
case is continuing.
-- Melvyn Webb, 54, was
acquitted in March of alleged
indecent behavior on a train. An
eight-woman, four-man jury in
Reading (England) Crown Court
found Webbs explanation entire-
ly plausible that he was a
banjo player and was playing
some riffs underneath the news-
paper in his lap. (S)ometimes I
do, with my hands, pick out a
pattern on my knees, he said.
(On the other hand, the female
witness against him had testified
that Webb was facing me,
breathing heavily and snarling.)
IRONIES
-- Earl Persell, 56, was arrest-
ed in Palm Bay, Fla., in February
when police were summoned to
his home on a domestic violence
call. Persells girlfriend said he
had assaulted her and held her
down by the neck, and then
moments later, with his truck,
rammed the car she was driving
away in. The subject of the cou-
ples argument was legendary
singer Tina Turner and her late,
wife-beating husband, Ike.
-- Mark Chopper Read only
wanted to help out his sons
youth athletics program in the
Melbourne, Australia, suburb of
Collingwood in February, but
was rebuffed. He had offered his
assistance at track meets by, for
instance, firing the starters pis-
tol for races, but officials de-
clined after learning that Read
had recently been released from
prison after 23 years and had
boasted of killing 19 people and
once attempting to kidnap a
judge at gunpoint.
-- Damien Bittar of Eugene,
Ore., turned 21 at midnight on
March 15 and apparently wanted
to get a quick start on his legal-
drinking career. By 1:30 a.m.,
his car had been impounded, and
he had been charged with DUI,
reckless driving and criminal
mischief after he accidentally
crashed into an alcohol rehabil-
itation center.
LEAST COMPETENT
CRIMINALS
(1) Maureen Reed, 41, was
charged with DWI in March in
Lockport, N.Y., after arriving at
a police station inebriated. She
had gotten into an altercation
with two others at the Niagara
Hotel and left to go press charg-
es. The police station is about
200 feet from the hotel, but
Reed unwisely decided to drive
her car there instead of walking.
(2) Two men were robbed in a
motel room in Bradenton, Fla.,
in February by Cedrick Mitchell,
39, who pulled a handgun on
them, but lost it in a struggle
when the men started to fight
back. One of the men pepper-
sprayed Mitchell, sending him
fleeing. He returned a few min-
utes later and begged to buy the
gun back for $40, but all he got
was another pepper-spraying.
Police arrested Mitchell nearby.
COULD BE TRUE.
MAYBE NOT.
In Port Harcourt, Nigeria, in
March, police finally straight-
ened out the street confrontation
between several men and a
wheelchair-using man who, they
thought, was making their penis-
es disappear. According to Na-
tional Network Newspapers, the
police brought all parties to the
station and ordered pants to be
pulled down. All organs were
said to be intact, but one man
still complained that his had
been made lifeless. W
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John Hughes, 55, was fined $1,000 in February in Butte, Mont.,
after pleading guilty to reckless driving for leading police on a 100-mph-
plus chase starting at 3:25 a.m. After police deflated his tires
and arrested him, an officer asked why he had taken off. Said Hughes,
I just always wanted to do that.
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We would be a local
band, and there would be
200 people at the show,
thats, like, unheard of for
16, 17 year-old kids. We
learned that if it wasnt
there for us, we needed to
make it ourselves.
The Menzingers vocalist/guitarist Tom May
on coming up in NEPAs all-ages scene
New album brings area-bred
troubadours home
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
Youll carve your

names into the
Paupack Cliffs/
Just to read them
when you get old
enough to know that happi-
ness is just a moment, go
the lyrics in Gates, a song
on The Menzingers new
album On The Impossible
Past.
It just goes to show that
you can take the band,
currently touring America
before heading to Europe at
the end of the month, out of
the Scranton area, but you
cant take the Scranton area
out of the band.
There just inuences so
much, guitarist/vocalist
Tom May shared during a
recent phone call before a
show in Idaho. On the new
record, there are several
songs that reference people
and places in Scranton; in
fact, I think every single
song has some reference.
The Philadelphia-based
Menzingers which is
rounded out by guitarist/
vocalist Greg Barnett, drum-
mer Joe Godino and bassist
Eric Keen name checks
the Pennsylvania Turnpike
bridge, aka the Freedom
Bridge, in South Abington
Twp. that spans over Routes
6 and 11 and the Sun Hotel,
a now-closed bar in Scran-
ton that used to let us drink
there underage all the time,
May said.
Coming from a place
like Scranton, where we still
have so many friends and
family, just shaped us as
people, he continued. And
I think it gave us a unique
experience on the American
experience itself. We see
so much of the world, and
every time we go some other
place, whether were in Ger-
many or Sydney, Australia,
were constantly comparing
it to where were from.
The area that helped shape
The Menzingers will also
help kickoff a record-release
weekend for On The
Impossible Past Thursday,
April 19 when the foursome
performs at Redwood Art
Space in Plains Twp. The
show includes Tigers Jaw,
The Front Bottoms, The
Holy Mess and Luther, and
precedes dates in Boston,
Philadelphia and Brooklyn.
After forming in 2006 out
of Bob and the Sagets and
Kos Mos, which also fea-
tured members of Captain,
Were Sinking and Tigers
Jaw, The Menzingers came
up in now-defunct all-ages
venues like Wilkes-Barres
Cafe Metropolis and Test
Pattern in Scranton.
I think what we took
from that the most is the
idea that we did it all
ourselves, May said. We
would be a local band, and
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there would be 200 people at the
show, thats, like, unheard of for 16,
17 year-old kids. We learned that if
it wasnt there for us, we needed to
make it ourselves.
The thing I can remember the
most is all the nights we spent at
Cafe Metropolis. Man, we played
there constantly, so many things
happened there, he added, laugh-
ing.
After the groups demo landed
in the hands of Go-Kart Records,
its debut album, ALesson In The
Abuse Of Information Technology,
soon followed.
We were like, Oh, wait a min-
ute. People actually like this music!
We could totally tour and book it
ourselves and do this music, May
said. Then we just wanted to keep
chasing it, and we picked up and
moved to Philadelphia and now
were here.
IN GOOD COMPANY
On The Impossible Past,

the bands rst album with
Epitaph Records, follows
its 2007 Go-Kart debut and
Chamberlain Waits, which was
released via Red Scare Industries in
2010.
May explained that being on Epi-
taph, a high-prole indie label thats
home to Bad Religion, Weezer and
Pennywise, to name a few, has de-
nitely changed us for the better.
It really gives you a lot of con-
dence because these people have
been doing this for so long and are
one of the few big independent
labels that have completely survived
the downfall of the modern-day la-
bel. Theyre doing it right, and they
believe in us, so it makes us believe
in ourselves more.
Signing with Epitaph last spring
changed the bands recording pro-
cess as well.
This one, we had a lot more time
in the studio, so we were able to do
all sorts of ne tuning that we nor-
mally werent able to do, May said.
We had a lot more time to shape
the songs into what they actually
became than previously.
Unlike its rst two records, which
the band took months to write and
collect songs for, The Menzingers
wrote On The Impossible Past
over the course of a few weeks
as the four holed up in Barnetts
mothers house in Lake Ariel.
We just, every day, worked on
songs, and thats how we wrote the
album, May recalled. You could
actually see the stars up there, it
was incredible. The one thing that
was cool was that my brother and
Gregs brother were also staying in
the house they were working up
there and it was a really close-
knit environment where we really
had no other responsibilities except
to write.
The result is a 13-song outing that
blends the bands punk upbringing
with emotive vocals that range from
joyful to fraught and true to the
poignant lyrics. May credits that out-
come to the groups producer Matt
Allison, who has worked with The
Menzingers before and owns the
Chicago studio where the album was
recorded.
Were not classically trained
musicians in any respect; theres
certain things about singing and
certain things about enunciating and
just getting the emotion out that he
helped bring out of us, May stated.
So, that denitely really helped. I
guess we just kind of go for it, and
thats what comes out.
On The Impossible Past has
received much acclaim from outlets
like Alternative Press, Kerrang! and
PopMatters, something May said the
band is ecstatic about.
Its one of those things that I
focused on since I was 17. For it to
actually start happening, its de-
nitely really surreal, he shared. Its
reafrming a lot of people seem
to be saying very genuine things
about the album, its so exciting, its
incredible.
When we get an e-mail with a
review in it, we get all thumbs and
start laughing like a bunch of kids,
he confessed, laughing.
As with most bands that have a
less-than-obvious name, the Week-
ender had to ask May the Whats-
the-story-behind-the-name ques-
tion.
Usually, when somebody asks
me that, I make up a different lie for
it, but in actuality, its the phonetic
spelling of the German word for a
troubadour. Theres no great, ironic,
genius name for it but weve
become traveling musicians, so I
guess it makes sense, he said with a
laugh. W
Just another night on stage for The Menzingers.
The Menzingers / Tigers Jaw /
The Front Bottoms /
The Holy Mess /Luther,
Thurs., April 19, 8 p.m.,
Redwood Art Space
(740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.)
Info:
facebook.com/themenzingers,
redwoodartspace.tumblr.com
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MAUCH CHUNK OPERA
HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe
570.325.0249
mauchchunkoperahouse.com
- Justin Haigh Band: April 13, 8 p.m.,
$18
- The Janis Experience: April 14, 8
p.m., $25
- The Funk Ark / Mighty Mystic & The
Strings of Thunder Band: April 20, 8
p.m., $15
- Splintered Sunlight: April 21, 8 p.m.,
$17
- Start Making Sense (Talking Heads
tribute) / The Great White Caps: April
28, 8 p.m., $20
- Wishbone Ash: April 28, 8 p.m., $28
- Gershwin by Thomas Pandolfi: April
29, 4 p.m., $20
- Childhoods End (Pink Floyd trib-
ute): May 4, 8 p.m., $23
- Marko Marcinko Latin Jazz Quintet:
May 5, 8 p.m., $23
- Mike Farris: May 11, 8 p.m., $18
- Bennie and the Jets (Elton John
tribute): May 12, 8 p.m., $23
- Pianist Giorgi Latsabidze: May 13,
$20
- The Barr Brothers / Kishi Bashi: May
18, 8 p.m., $17
- Miz: May 19, 8 p.m., $15
- Bill Kirchen / Too Much Fun: May
26, 8 p.m., $23
- The The Band Band: June 1, 8 p.m.,
$20
- Craig Thatchers Salute to the
Fillmore: June 9, 8 p.m., $20
- Leon Redbone: June 22, 8 p.m., $33
- The Felice Brothers: June 23, 8
p.m., $25
- US Rails: June 29, 8 p.m., $14
- The Cast of Beatlemania: June 30, 8
p.m., $25
- Red Horse: July 21, $25
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre
Twp.
- WWE Smackdown: May 22, 7 p.m.,
$15-$95
MOUNT LAUREL PAC
1 Tamiment Road, Tamiment
866.448.7849
mtlaurelpac.com
- The Guess Who: June 8, $37.50-
$67.50, 7 p.m.
- Ziggy Marley: June 15, $42.50-
$72.50, 7 p.m.
- The Rock n Blues Fest ft. Johnny
Winter / Edgar Winter / Leslie West /
Rick Derringer / Kim Simmonds: Aug.
19, 6 p.m., $45.50-$75.50
MOUNT AIRY CASINO
RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono
Phone: 877.682.4791
www.mountairycasino.com
- Voices of Legends w/ Eric Kearns:
April 24, May 8, 29, 2 p.m., $20,
Gypsies
- Gloriana: April 14, 8 p.m., $25-$40,
Gypsies
- Andrew Dice Clay: April 28, 8 p.m.,
$50-$65, Gypsies
- Tito Puente Jr.: May 5, 8 p.m.,
$20-$30, Gypsies
- Parrot Beach: May 27, 8 p.m., free
- Chippendales: June 9, 8 p.m., $20-
$30
- KC & The Sunshine Band: July 20, 9
p.m., $40-$55
NEW VISIONS STUDIO &
GALLERY
201 Vine St., Scranton
570.878.3970
- High School Band Show: April 20,
6:30-10 p.m. doors 6 p.m. $5/door.
Bad Answers / Crock Pot Abduction
(C.P.A.) / Faceless Shadows / Warning
Level
- Betty Harlot / Doghouse Charles /
Rafael Pimentel / Katie Kelly / Ed-
ward Cuozzo / Daniel Rosler: April 28,
7:30 p.m., $6
13TH ANNUAL OATS
BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL
Benton Rodeo Grounds (Mendenhall
Lane, Benton)
www.oatsfestival.com, 908.464.9495
- June 28-July 1: Russell Moore & IIIrd
Tyme Out / Gibson Brothers / Valerie
Smith & Liberty Pike / Hillbilly Gyp-
sies / Cumberland River / The Roys /
Stained Grass Window / more. Camp-
ing, food, craft vendors. Workshops,
childrens program, music academy,
open jam tent. Weekend advance/
$70; weekend gate/$80; Thurs. $20;
Fri., Sat. $30; Sun. $10; under 15/free
with adult ticket, pets $10 weekend
only.
PENNS PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com.
- The Mickey Hart Band: April 12, 8
p.m., $32
- Glen Campbell: April 19, 8 p.m.,
$49.25-$54.25
- Big Shot (Billy Joel tribute): April
20, 8 p.m.
- The Music of Bill Monroe ft. Peter
Rowan & The Travelin McCourys:
April 22, 8 p.m., $25
- Aaron Tippin: April 27, 8 p.m., $33-
$38.75
- Beatlemania Now: May 4, 8 p.m.,
$25
- Get The Led Out (Led Zeppelin
tribute): May 5, 8 p.m., $41.75
- Survivor: May 6, 8 p.m., $32
- Dennis DeYoung: May 12, 8 p.m.,
$42.75-$48.25
- Dark Star Orchestra (Grateful Dead
tribute): May 31, 8 p.m., $32
- Kansas: June 1, 8 p.m., $40.75-
$46.25
- Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: June 2, 8
p.m., $32
- America: June 8, 8 p.m., $43.75-
$49.25
- Kellie Pickler: June 14, 8 p.m., $32-
$37
- 7 Bridges (Eagles tribute): June 15,
8 p.m., $25
- Steven Wright: June 24, 8 p.m.,
$29-$34
- Foreigner: June 29, 8 p.m., $54.25-
$65.25
- Johnny Winter / Magic Slim & The
Teardrops: June 30, 8 p.m., $33
- Arrival (Abba tribute): July 13, 8
p.m., $31-$36.75
- Jim Messina: July 20, 8 p.m., $31
- Vince Gill: Aug. 18, 8 p.m., $59.25-
$64.25
PENNSYLVANIA BLUES
FESTIVAL
Blue Mountain Ski Area, Palmerton
610.826.7700
www.skibluemt.com
July 27, 8 p.m.-midnight; July 28, 1
p.m.-1:30 a.m.; July 29, noon-9 p.m.
Fri. main stage: Mikey Junior & The
Stone Cold Blues Band, Sat.: Marquise
Knox, Michael Burks, Big Sams Funky
Nation, Joe Louis Walker, Billy
Branch & The Sons of Blues w/ Lurrie
Bell, Carlos Johnson & Demetria Farr.
Tent stage: Dawn Tyler Watson &
Paul Deslauriers, Wallace Coleman,
Billy Branch & Lurrie Bell, Dawn Tyler
Watson & Paul Deslauriers, Wallace
Coleman, Big Sams Funky Nation,
Steve Guyger & The Excellos. Sun.
main stage: Naomi Shelton & The
Gospel Queens, Eugene Hideaway
Bridges, Teeny Tucker, Earl Thomas,
Brooks Family Blues Dynasty Ft.
Lonnie, Ronnie & Wayne Baker-
Brooks. Tent stage: Corey Harris, The
Brooks Family Acoustic, Eugene
Hideaway Bridges, Teeny Tucker.
On-site camping, visit website for
ticket prices/info.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATRE
OF PERFORMING ARTS
JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton
570.454.5451
ptpashows.org
- The Singing Boys of Pennsylvania:
April 21, 7 p.m., $12.
- King Henry and the Showmen: April
22, 6-9 p.m., $12
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.
- The Menzingers / Tigers Jaw /
Front Bottoms / The Holy Mess /
Luther: April 19, 8 p.m.
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
667 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- Suze CD release: April 14, 8 p.m.
- Rock the Walls ft. Floodwood ft. Al
Schnier & Vinnie Amico from moe./
Citizens Band Radio / Band of
Strings: April 15, 5 p.m., $15 advance,
$20 at door, $40 fan pack, includes
admission, T-shirt, poster and signing
the sheetrock that will be displayed
at new location of SG.
- Forward / Joe Nice: April 19, 8 p.m.
- Brothers Past: April 20, 8 p.m.
- The Pietasters / Hub City Stompers
/ Rude Crue: April 21, 8 p.m.
- Benefit for Liddy Shriver Sarcoma
Initiative ft. Nowhere Slow / The
Honey Badgers / A Fire With Friends
/ A Social State: April 22, 6 p.m.
- Jahman Brahman / Ol Cabbage:
April 26, 8 p.m.
- Miz: April 27, 5 p.m.
- Jam Stampede: April 27, 9 p.m.
- The Statesman: April 28, 8 p.m.
- Rock the Walls ft. Joe Bogwist /
Willie Jack / The Northern Light /
Nadine LaFond: April 29, 5 p.m., $10
advance, $15 at door, $35 fan pack,
includes admission, T-shirt, poster
and signing the sheetrock that will
be displayed at new location of SG.
SCRANTON COMMUNITY
CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton
Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan-
na.edu, etix.com
Prices vary, student and group rates
available
- Strike Up the Band ft. The Salva-
tion Army Bristol Easton Band: April
13, 7:30 p.m., free, call 344.9878
- The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m.,
$25-$30
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton
Phone: 888.669.8966
- NEPA Philharmonic: The Music of
Gershwin Pops III: April 13, 8 p.m.,
$34.50-$73.15
- Shinedown / Adelitas Way / Art of
Dying: April 22, 7 p.m., $42.35
- NEPA Philharmonic Haydn / Brahms,
A German Requiem: April 27, 8 p.m.,
$34.50-$73.15
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- Clutch / Hellyeah: April 17, 7:30 p.m.,
$32.65
- Dayglow: April 21, 7 p.m., $50.25+
- David Bromberg: June 8, 8 p.m.,
$35-$45
- Hot Tuna Electric / Steve Kimock:
June 28, 8 p.m., $25-$40
THREE KINGS
603 Route 6, Jermyn
- Badfish A Tribute to Sublime: April
19, 7 p.m., $12-$18
- The Plot in You / Existence / Kill the
Coward: May 14, 6:30 p.m., $12
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- WXW Memorial Mayhem: May 19, 6
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TOYOTA PAVILION AT
MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 Montage Mountain Road, Scran-
ton
- Megadeth / Rob Zombie / Lacuna
Coil: May 12, 7 p.m., $44-$65.50
- Dave Matthews Band: May 28, 7
p.m., $53.35-$89.90
- ZZ Top / 3 Doors Down: May 30, 7
p.m., $40
- Vans Warped Tour: July 18
- Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem
Festival ft. Motorhead / Slayer /
Slipknot / As I Lay Dying / The Devil
Wears Prada / Asking Alexandria,
more: Aug. 4 (pre-sale 4/6)
- The Peach Music Festival ft. Allman
Brothers Band / Zac Brown Band /
Tedeschi Trucks Band / Warren
Haynes Band / O.A.R. /Cabinet / Miz,
more: Aug. 10-12, $99-$225
- Kiss / Motley Crue: Sept. 18, 7 p.m.,
$50.85-$185
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Needtobreathe / Ben Rector: April
20, 9 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE
TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- We Came As Romans / Emmure:
April 11, 6 p.m.
- The Pretty Reckless / The Parlor
Mob / The Hollywood Kills: April 12, 7
p.m.
- Hot Chelle Rae / Action Item /
Electric Touch: April 14, 6 p.m.
- Say Anything / Kevin Devine & The
Goddamn Band / Fake Problems /
Tallhart: April 15, 7 p.m.
- Timeflies: April 17, 6:30 p.m.
- The Black Dahlia Murder: April 18, 7
p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- Lily Tomlin: April 13, 8 p.m.
- One Night of Queen: April 14, 8 p.m.
- Greg Lake: April 19, 7:30 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby
Phone: 610.352.2887
- Gabriel Iglesias: April 13, 8 p.m.
- Creed: April 16-17, 7:30 p.m.
- Rodrigo y Gabriela / C.U.B.A.: April
21, 8 p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.2000
- The Ting Tings: April 13, 8 p.m.
- Dev / Outasight / Wynter Gordon:
April 17, 7:30 p.m.
- Bad Brains / GZA / Lionize: April 19,
8 p.m.
- Overkill, more: April 20, 7:30 p.m.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown
Phone: 610.434.460
- Hawthorne Heights / Sandlot He-
roes / Mark Rose: April 11, 6 p.m.
- For Today / A Skylit Drive, more:
April 14, 4:30 p.m.
- DJ Steve Aoki: April 18, 9 p.m.
- Divided By Friday / Set It Off: April
19, 6 p.m.
- Theory of a Deadman / Pop Evil /
Stellar Revival: April 20, 8 p.m.
SANDS BETHLEHEM
77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem
Phone:
- Incubus: May 16, 8:30 p.m.
- The Beach Boys: May 17, 8 p.m.
- Glenn Fry: May 18, 8 p.m.
- Alan Jackson: May 19, 8 p.m.
- Blink-182: May 20, 7:30 p.m.
- Flogging Molly: May 24, 8 p.m.
- Paul Anka: May 27, 8 p.m.
- Pat Benatar & Neil Giraldo: June 8,
8 p.m.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
- Furthur: April 12-15, 17-18, 7:30 p.m.
- Creed: April 19-20, 8 p.m.
- Daryl Hall / Allen Stone / Sharon
Jones & the Dap Kings: April 21, 8
p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Hot Chelle Rae, more: April 12, 6
p.m.
- The Pretty Reckless, more: April 13,
7 p.m.
- Bad Brains: April 17, 7 p.m.
- Steel Panther: April 18, May 16, 7
p.m.
- The Black Dahlia Murder, more:
April 19, 7 p.m.
MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- Nickelback / Bush / Seether / My
Darkest Days: April 19, 6:30 p.m.
RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Phone: 212.307.717
- Pulp: April 11, 8 p.m.
- The Fray / Jessie Baylin: April 12, 8
p.m.
- Daniel Tosh: April 13, TIMES VARY
- Gabriel Iglesias: April 14, 8 p.m.
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Mastodon / Opeth: April 11, 7 p.m.
THE THEATRE AT MSG
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- New Edition: April 21, 7 p.m.
BORGATA HOTEL AND
CASINO
Atlantic City, NJ
Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA.com
- All American Rejects: April 13, 9 p.m.
- Daryl Hall / Sharon Jones / Allen
Stone: April 14, 9 p.m.
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compiled by Nikki M. Mascali,
Weekender Editor
DRUMCIRCLE
The Mickey Hart Band will perform at Penns Peak (325 Maury
Road, Jim Thorpe) Thursday, April 12 at 8 p.m. The show will
feature brand-new material from the band, as well as songs from
Harts solo catalog and the Grateful Dead.
In October, Smithsonian Folkways Recordings released the
Mickey Hart Collection to preserve and further the longtime
Dead percussionists endeavor to cross borders and expand mu-
sical horizons.
Tickets for the all-ages show are $24, and Hart is donating 100
percent of the ticketing fees from tickets sold on MickeyHart.net
to Music Therapy research; tickets are also available at the ven-
ue box office and Ticketmaster.
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Wednesday:
Bar on Oak: Line Dancing
Brews Brothers West: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Chackos: K8
Elmer Sudds: Robb Brown and Friends
Grotto, Wyoming Valley Mall: Gameshow mania with DJ Pete Bayo
Hops & Barleys: Karaoke w/ DJ Bounce
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Karaoke
Ole Tyme Charleys: DJ EFX Party
River Street Jazz Caf: Open Mic
Robs Pub & Grub: Beer Pong
Rox 52: Comedy Competition
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Hard Drive w/ Karaoke, beer pong
Woodlands: Pop Rox
V-Spot: Eric Rudy (Acoustic)
Thursday:
Bar on Oak: The Tones
Bart & Urbys: Twisted Team Trivia @ 9:30 p.m.
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Battle of the Bands, Mr. Echo
Careys Pub: Eric & Krysten from Tribes
Chackos: Kartune
Huns West Side Caf: DJ King B
Liams: Banga Bros.
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke
River Grille: DJ Ooh Wee
River Street Jazz Caf: Giants of Leisure
Rox 52: Beer Pong
Rum Runnerz, Dunmore: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Jam
Stans Caf: Free Jukebox
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Broken Road
Woodlands: DJ Davey B, DJ Data (Club HD)
V-Spot: Jackson Vee (Acoustic)
Friday:
Arturos: DJ 80s Flashback
Bar on Oak: Kartune
Bar Louie: Mr. Echo
Bart & Urbys: Kira
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Drop Dead Sexy
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Fake Uncle Jack
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country night w/ DJ Crocket
Chackos: Strawberry Jam
The Getaway Lounge: M-80
Grotto, Harveys Lake: Jerrys Finger
Grotto, Wyoming Valley Mall: 3rd Degree
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: DJ Liz
Liams: Mame
Kooo Kooo Club: Mr. Echo
Metro Bar & Grill: The Large Flowerheads
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke
OverPour: Nick Coyle
River Street Jazz Caf: Clarence Spady Band feat. Tony Carfora, Bob
OConnell & Pat Marcinko
Robs Pub & Grub: DJ Short & Poor
Rox 52: Free Jukebox
Rusty Nail, Scranton: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Senunas: Substitute
Slate Bar & Lounge: Johnny Nova, Jimmy G., Raboo & Pat
Stans Caf: 20lb Head
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Mickey Daniels 5:30-7:30 p.m. then later DJ K Mac
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ Kev,DJ Davey B, Hat Tryk, Rockabilly & 45s
V-Spot: Invisible Swordsmen
Saturday:
Arturos: Millennium
Bar on Oak: Chatter
Bart & Urbys: Phyllis Hopkins Band
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Toolshed Jack
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Larry George
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Ladies Night Dance Party w/ DJ Mike The Kid
Reilly
Careys Pub: World Famous Dance Party w/ B Hillard & Mac Dog
Chackos: Skyfish Riot
The Getaway Lounge: OZ w/ special appearance by Leo Conners
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Oldies Karaoke
Kings Bar and Restaurant: Benefit for Crohns disease Pop Rox
Liams: Chillin In Public
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and Rage! DJs
OverPour: Ronnie Williams
River Grille: DJ Ooh wee
River Street Jazz Caf: SUZE CD Release Party
Robs Pub & Grub: Benefit for Najair Corruption, The Agency, DJ
Entertainment
Rox 52: Free Jukebox
Scranton Liederkanz: Speaker Jam Karaoke/DJ
Senunas: Gone Crazy trio
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Hard Drive
Stans Caf: Shitz n Gigglez
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: No Vacancy
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ Kev, Dimensions
V-Spot: Merlins Dream
Sunday:
Bankos: Mr. Echo
Bart & Urbys: Nick Allen Benefit Show 3 p.m. featuring Clarence Spady, The
Killer Bs, Stingrays Blues Band, The Dawgs of the Neighborhood, Phyllis
Hopkins Band, many guests.
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Robb Brown
Careys Pub: Nascar, DJ Santiago @ 9:30
Metro Bar & Grill: Larry George
River Stree Jazz Caf: Rock the Wall Benefit feat. Floodwood w/ Vinnie & Al
from MOE
Rox 52: NEPA Pong Beast of the East Warm up 6 vs. 6 then 2 vs. 2
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Nascar
Stans Caf: Free Jukebox 7-11
Woodlands: The Tones w/ DJ Godfather
V-Spot: Gong Karaoke
Monday:
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Unplugged Monday - Open Mic
River Grille: Bean Bag Toss Tournaments
Robs Pub & Grub: NEPA Beer Pong
Tuesday:
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Open Mic Night w/ Paul Martin
Elmer Sudds: Sandypants
The Getaway Lounge: Ronnie Williams
Hops & Barleys: Aaron Bruch
Huns West Side Caf: AJ Jump and Dustin Drevitch
Jim McCarthys: Karaoke
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and DJ Fiyawerx
OverPour: House music w/ DJ Supey & Big E
Slate Bar & Lounge: DJ Linda
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Open Mic Night
The Woodlands: Karaoke DJ Godfather
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hen the band SUZE
releases its debut CD
later this week, it
will be the culmination of
nearly five years of work.
Though the group, which
was formed in 2007, has
been writing and recording
original material since 2009,
the new album, titled When
The World Is Not Enough,
is its first official release.
Its surreal, says lead
vocalist and guitarist Adam
McKinley. If you asked me
five years ago if Id have an
album with a rock band in
five years, I probably would
have said, No. I think were
all very excited about it. We
put a lot of time and work
into it, and we think weve
put out of a pretty profes-
sional product and that peo-
ple are going to enjoy it.
McKinley, the bands pri-
mary lyricist, says inspiration
for songs comes from many
places.
It could be anything, real-
ly, he says. I dont try to
go for anything specific or
try to have a certain style. I
just like to write what I
think is interesting to not
only me, but to other people.
I try to tell stories and come
up with scenarios its
almost like doing a score for
a movie in a way. You hear
some music and a chord
progression, and if its a cool
idea, you run with it. Thats
how I came up with a James
Bond kind of thing with
When The World Is Not
Enough. The little riff in the
beginning sounded, to me,
like something that would be
in a James Bond film, so I
just kind of went with it.
Danny Drank Whiskey has
a little bit more of a coun-
try-rock, bluesy beat and
rhythm to it.
The album was recorded at
the McCrindle Building Re-
cording Studio and was pro-
duced by the band and Jody
Busch Sr. McKinley says the
producer has become both a
mentor and a friend to the
band.
Hes the best, he says.
We got pretty lucky in get-
ting him. He has that father-
ly/teacher-like presence for
us. When we needed to get
something done, he knew
how to handle us, keep us
focused, and keep us going
on the right path.
The band will perform
Wednesday, April 11 at the
Woodlands for the Week-
ender/Mountaingrown Origi-
nal Music Series. It will
mark the bands second ap-
pearance at the monthly live
radio broadcast. The album
will be released on Saturday,
April 14 at a CD-release
party at the River Street Jazz
Cafe in Plains Twp. It will
be available at Gallery of
Sound and as a digital down-
load through sites such as
iTunes by early May.
SUZE also features Kevin
Gallagher on drums, Brandin
Shaffern on bass, Adam Ga-
briel on lead guitar and An-
gelo Miraglia on keyboards.
Influences include Led Zep-
pelin, moe., Phish, Pink
Floyd, Radiohead, The White
Stripes and Rage Against
The Machine. The group
plays frequently at Senunas
in Wilkes-Barre and is also
finding a welcome home at
the Jazz Cafe. McKinley says
the band appreciates those
that come out to the shows
and attributes the groups
success to its love for music.
Its a cliche thing to say,
but I think its just that we
all just really like to play,
he says. When you have a
following, it makes it that
much better, and we do have
a small following now, so its
really cool. At this point, its
more like, How many peo-
ple are going to be there?
rather than, Is anybody go-
ing to be there?, which is a
good feeling. But I mostly
attribute that to the fact that
we like to play, and we like
to get better. We also think
that we write pretty good
songs, and we want to keep
that momentum going. W
Though together since 2007, SUZE will release its
debut CD Saturday, April 14.
SUZE lets
the music flow
By Alan K. Stout
Weekender Correspondent
SUZE CD-release party, Sat.,
April 14, 10 p.m., River Street
Jazz Cafe (667 N. River St.,
Plains Twp.) $5. Info: face-
book.com/suzemusic,
570.822.2992
I just like to write what I think
is interesting to not only me, but
to other people. I try to tell stories
and come up with scenarios.
Adam McKinley of SUZE
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While never achieving the
same levels of status or fame of
some of its peers in the world of
thrash metal, Overkills persist-
ence and refusal to go away
quietly is impressive. The New
Jersey-based outfit recently
released The Electric Age,
which marks the bands 16th
album since its founding in 1984.
The album gets off to a thun-
derous beginning with Come
and Get It, building the energy
gradually for a minute or so
before getting down to business.
Longtime fans will soon recog-
nize that Overkill isnt rein-
venting the wheel with The
Electric Age, making use of the
same quick tempo, shredding
guitars, tight rhythm section, and
screeching vocals that have been
important elements of Overkills
music throughout the bands
entire career.
The band plays with real pre-
cision and skill on tracks like
21st Century Man, Drop the
Hammer Down, Black Daze
and All Over But the Shouting,
rocketing through the songs with
such fury and energy that one
almost forgets to breathe until
the album ends with the aptly (if
not ironically) named Good
Night.
A few tracks, such as Electric
Rattlesnake or Old Wounds,
New Scars have themes that are
ever-so-slightly immature, per-
haps even a little punk rock-ish,
but generally speaking The
Electric Age is a solid metal
album through and through.
Its neither revolutionary nor
surprising in any way, but the
vast majority of thrash fans will
enjoy it nonetheless. It represents
the bands style well enough to
serve as an intro piece for newer
fans, and the simple, straight-
forward approach that Overkill
takes to making metal music
should appeal to anyone whose
style of choice is loud, angry and
delivered at a breakneck pace.
-- Michael Irwin
RATING:
W W W
Overkill
The Electric Age
ALBUM REVIEWS
Solidly Overkill
Its neither
revolutionary nor
surprising in any way,
but the vast majority
of thrash fans will
enjoy it.
charts
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Bruno Mars: Young, Wild & Free
7. Calvin Harris: Feel So Close
6. Katy Perry: Part of Me
5. Flo Rida: Good Feeling
4. David Guetta/Nicki Minaj:
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Billboard Top Country Songs
Its been seven years since her last
album, but Bonnie Raitt seems to pick up
right where she left off in a consistent
career that began in the early 70s. Slip-
stream begins with the funky r&b of
Used to Rule the World, revs up for
some roadhouse fun with Down to You
and Split Decision and slows for taste-
ful ballads, such as Not Cause I Wanted
To.
Theres also Gerry Raffertys 1979 pop
hit Right Down the Line, which is right
in Raitts wheelhouse and, like much else
here, showcases her emotive slide guitar.
Raitt produced all those numbers, per-
forming them with her own band, and its
all typically solid stuff. But the highlights
are the four tracks helmed by Joe Henry,
using his own musicians, especially two
excellent Bob Dylan numbers, Million
Miles and Standing in the Doorway.
The arrangements are spare and evoca-
tive and bring a new and fresh feel to
Raitts usual blues and folk-based ap-
proaches. It makes you want to hear more
from this collaboration.
-- Nick Cristiano
Weekender Wire Services
Bonnie Raitt
Slipstream
Rating: W W W
Raitt continues
to evolve self,
sound
Raitt seems to pick up
right where she left off in
a consistent career that
began in the early 70s.
Streamlining hardcore, death metal and
thrash into a chugging engine of destruc-
tion, From the Ashes We Shall Rise, the
inaugural EP from Scranton metalcore
band Our Ashes Remain, is like a muscle
car stripped of accoutrements. This thing
is all about speed and power.
The five-track release kicks off with an
apocalyptic ditty called Our Ashes Re-
main, first luring you in with quiet exot-
icism, then hitting you upside the head
with a mess of squealing riffs. As one
would hope for any song a band has
deemed worthy of sharing its name with,
the track is a standout. Unfortunately, the
recording doesnt do it justice.
The limitations of this self-financed
DIY effort are apparent throughout.
Somewhat undone by a thin-sounding
production, the drums are too high in the
mix, and the guitars dont so much crunch
as buzz. Luckily, the band has an ace in
the hole: Frontwoman Jane Moser.
Like a female Mike Patton, Mosers
vocal-chord gymnastics see her shifting
from a whisper to a scream on a dime,
coiling in with melodious crooning before
lashing out in a frenzy of gut-churning
growls n throat-shredding shrieks.
Marrying the attitude and sparse sim-
plicity of hardcore with the jet-black
aggression of heavy metal, what Our
Ashes Remain ultimately does best is
brute force. The relentless groove of
Wasted thunders like dinosaur steps in
the forest, 8 conjures images of heavy
artillery, and They Keep Us Down
pounds imposingly with an industrial
influence.
The dark bass lines and tribal percus-
sions at the start of Fearless hint at
something more, but this band isnt out to
reinvent the wheel. It just wants to burn
rubber.
-- Bill Thomas
Delivering
brute force
Our Ashes Remain
From the Ashes We Shall
Rise
Rating: W W W1/2
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By Nick Delorenzo
Special to the Weekender
I
ts refreshing to see a little
variety now and then.
Thats why I was pleasantly
surprised to get my hands on the
LG Lucid.
Given the specifications, you
wouldnt expect the Lucid to be
all that impressive. Its got OK
screen resolution 480x800,
compared to the 720x1280 or
better resolutions sported by
state-of-the-art phones. Its got a
5 megapixel camera, compared
to the 8 megapixel devices now
common at the top of the range.
But the processor is a decent
1.2 Ghz dual-core model, the
RAM and storage are both suffi-
cient, and it has 4G connectivity.
In practice, the camera is pret-
ty good. It can take HD video
and offers autofocus and a flash.
The pictures are crisp, and the
screen, while not breathtaking, is
quite clear.
The Lucid, like most 4G de-
vices, has a front-facing camera
for video chat.
Most important, the phone is
extremely responsive. LG seems
to have done what is nearly im-
possible: Produce a midrange
device that doesnt try to bite off
more than it can chew at an
acceptable price point of $79.99
to boot.
Typically, midrange smart-
phones suffer from being either
underpowered for the software
they support or relatively power-
ful but lacking an important
feature.
The Lucid doesnt seem to
have those issues. Its perfectly
capable of running every bit of
software with power to spare, its
snappy, and its not lacking in
features that might make you
pine for another phone the entire
time you own it.
In terms of construction, the
Lucid is sturdy but light and
sports an interesting chrome
bezel along the sides. It seemed a
bit thick when looking at it edge-
on, but it doesnt feel that way in
the hand. The display is adequate
at 4.0 inches and is protected by
damage-resistant Gorilla Glass,
always a nice feature.
One nitpick is that it currently
runs Android 2.3 as opposed to
the current Android 4.0, the
manufacturer has indicated an
upgrade to Android 4.0 at some
point.
I dont usually recom-
mend midrange phones,
but with the LG Lucid, Id
break that rule; its a great
phone for people who are
looking to get into a fea-
ture-rich smartphone with-
out spending the seeming-
ly ubiquitous $299.99
price tag that most new
devices seem to carry.
At $79.99 from Verizon
Wireless, the Lucid is
something of a bargain
considering the perform-
ance. Its not the most
powerful phone on the
market; its not the fastest
or the thinnest.
But its probably one of
the most balanced devices
you can buy. W
Lucid a
logical choice
Lucid is a great phone for people who want a
smartphone, but dont want to break the bank
getting one.
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ralphie report
the
By Ralphie Aversa
D
espite Nicole Snooki
Polizzis pregnancy,
MTVs Jersey Shore
producers have not asked Dee-
na Cortese to recruit any new
members for Team Meatball.
We find out as much as
everyone else does, Cortese
told me before her appearance
inside Mohegan Sun at Pocono
Downs last Friday. I honestly
dont know what Im walking
in to.
The cast returns to Seaside
Heights this summer to film
season six of the hit reality
show. In addition to Snookis
forthcoming child, Mike The
Situation Sorrentino just
finished a stint in rehab.
Nicole is supposedly com-
ing down, the blast in a
glass said. I mean, she prob-
ably wont be drinking with
me. But, Nicole and her per-
sonality, me and my person-
ality, you dont even need
alcohol to have a good time.
Well, lets not get ahead of
ourselves here. Surely regard-
less of Snookis soberness,
there will be plenty of the
usual shenanigans that fans of
Jersey Shore have come to
expect. Deena did say that she
also expects that some of her
friends will visit while shes in
the house.
Give me music and a bar,
and Ill just dance on it, real-
ly, Cortese continued, attempt-
ing to convince me that she
doesnt need liquor to party.
Deena has adapted to life in
the spotlight, accumulating
more than a million followers
on Twitter in the process. Her
boyfriend of seven months,
however, prefers to stay away
from the cameras and may not
be seen regularly on the up-
coming season.
Hes not really in to the
limelight and people knowing
about his business, Cortese
said of her beau, Chris
Buckner. Hopefully he does
(come to visit), even just to
get lunch or something.
Cortese assures though that
despite her relationship status,
she is still the same partier
viewers have come to both
love and loathe.
Im the same blast in a
glass, he knows Im a meat-
ball, she said. As long as I
dont cheat on him, me and
him will be fine, and I would
never cheat on him.
But, for better or worse,
what happens in Seaside
Heights ends up on MTV. So
one way or the other, well all
get to see if Deena is true to
her word next season. W
Listen to The Ralphie
Radio Show weeknights from
7 p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.
Ralphie with Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore.
Nicole and her
personality, me
and my
personality, you
dont even need
alcohol to have a
good time.
Deena Cortese
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t didnt take long for unlikely
action star Guy Pearce to earn
his tough guy stripes on the
set of Lockout. All he had to
do was perform some of his own
stunts, including a number of
complicated moves that left him
with a host of injuries.
I injured myself every week,
he recalls. Not necessarily ma-
jor injuries. But I would pull a
muscle in my leg or, one time, I
fired a gun in this tiny little tun-
nel, and the bullet casing flew
out of the gun and ricocheted off
the roof and went straight down
the back of my shirt.
And of course, I had a flak
vest on, which is kind of tricky to
get off, and the casing was really
hot. So, it burned a mark on my
back in the shape of a bullet
Im sure they have me on film
going, Oh, oh, oh, oh, he adds
with a laugh. Im so nervous
thats going to be on the DVD.
Like an Aussie Daniel Day-
Lewis, Pearce thrives on trans-
formation. One of the industrys
ultimate quick-change artists,
hes morphed from an uptight
police detective in 40s Los An-
geles (L.A. Confidential) to a
grubby outlaw tasked with killing
his brother (The Proposition)
to a bitchy crossdresser on a tour
of the outback (The Adventures
of Priscilla, Queen of the Des-
ert.)
Even though Pearce has made
movies in just about every genre
from literary adaptations (The
Count of Monte Cristo) and
mind-bending thrillers (Me-
mento) to creature features
(Dont Be Afraid Of The Dark)
and war pictures (The Hurt
Locker), hes rarely gotten the
chance to play the swaggering
action star.
With Lockout, due in thea-
ters Friday, April 13, he makes up
for lost time. Newly buff and
about 50 pounds heavier thanks
to a regimen of protein powder,
lots of Serbian meat and weight-
lifting, Pearce plays Agent
Snow, an irreverent wise-cracker
and tough guy.
When I first met with the
directors, they told me they want-
ed a leading guy who (the audi-
ence) could laugh at and laugh
with, recalls Pearce, who was
born in England and raised in
Australia. Snow kind of thinks
hes pretty funny, but hes prob-
ably more troubled than he gives
himself credit for or allows him-
self to be. And so he masks that
with humor and being a smart
aleck. I liked that.
Part sci-fi thriller and part
blood-and-thunder actioner,
Lockout has an international
flavor. It was shot in Serbia,
produced and co-written by the
prolific French moviemaker Luc
Besson (Taken, La Femme
Nikita) and directed by the Irish
team of Stephen St. Leger and
James Mather.
When the movie begins, Snow
is dispatched to MS One, a pris-
on where the presidents daughter
(Maggie Grace) is being held
hostage. The twist is that the
prison is located on a floating
space station where the worlds
500 baddest criminals are kept in
an artificial sleep.
As it turns out, one of Snows
best buddies is an inmate, and
Snow is venturing into deep
space as much to rescue him as
to bring back the presidents
daughter.
I enjoyed where Snows head
was at, says Pearce. I loved the
fact that he (could have cared
less) about the presidents daugh-
ter, hes just there for his buddy. I
thought that was quite funny.
Pearces Agent Snow has been
compared to Bruce Willis in the
Die Hard movies and Kurt
Russell in Escape From New
York and Escape From Los
Angeles. But the actor insists he
didnt pattern Snow after any
other action heroes.
Im sure subconsciously all
those Bruce Willis-type charac-
ters sit somewhere in (my) psy-
che. But I find it best not to sort
of delve back into that stuff too
much otherwise it feels like
youre sort of a plagiarist. Im
always struggling to try and feel
original in what Im doing.
From child actor
to Prometheus
A
lthough hes only 44 years
old, Pearce began acting in
1976. I started my work-
ing life when I was 8 instead of
18, he notes.
Pearce became interested in
acting around the same time his
father New Zealand-born air
force test pilot Stuart Pearce
died in a plane crash. As a
youngster, Guy began landing
roles in theater productions. He
also entered his share of amateur
bodybuilding contests, eventually
netting the title of Junior Mr.
Victoria when he was 16. Two
years later, he became a regular
on the popular Aussie soap
Neighbours.
Since enjoying his film break-
through in 1994 with Priscilla,
Pearce has rarely been without a
job or two or three. Hes
equally at home toplining movies
(Memento, Death Defying
Acts) or playing supporting
roles (Bedtime Stories, Rules
of Engagement, Factory Girl.)
The actor isnt allowed to say
much about his next film,
Alien director Ridley Scotts
much-anticipated, shrouded-in-
secrecy outer-space thriller Pro-
metheus. The film, which co-
stars Charlize Theron, Noomi
Rapace and Michael Fassbender,
is due in theaters in June.
While theres been some spec-
ulation online that Prometheus
is an Alien prequel, Pearce
insists thats not strictly the case.
You can connect the dots to the
Alien films, but Prometheus
is a standalone movie, he says,
noting that his character Peter
Weyland might be related to
Charles Bishop Weyland from
the original Alien series.
The ideas and themes in the
film actually far outweigh any of
the Alien films. Its not an
Alien prequel; its something
far grander.
After Prometheus opens,
Pearces career is a big question
mark and thats just the way
he likes it.
I really thrive on maintaining
an openness to the universe and
seeing what it brings me, he
says. I find that surprise is what
keeps me going. Maybe thats
kind of immature and maybe
thats a part of me that needs to
change. But at the same time, I
dont think so. Spontaneity is
where I find inspiration. W
Guy Pearce is smart-alecky badass Agent Snow in the sci-fi/action thriller Lockout.
No 'Lockout' on
career for this Guy
By Amy Longsdorf
Pearce and Maggie Grace, who plays the presidents
daughter, share a scene in Lockout.
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BENEFITS / CHARITY
EVENTS
8th Annual Moonlight Walk/
Run April 29, Nay Aug Park, Scran-
ton. Registration/family festival, 3
p.m.; Kids Fun Run, 5 p.m.; 5K and 10K
Walkers start, 5:30 p.m.; 5K and 10K
Runners start, 6 p.m.; award ceremo-
ny, 7:15 p.m. Festival. Benefits Chil-
drens Advocacy Center of NEPA.
Registration forms at 1710 Mulberry
St., Scranton, active.com, neparunne-
r.org. Info: 570.969.7313
AutismCoalition of Luzerne
County
Fundraiser: April 12, 6-9 p.m., River
Grille, Wilkes-Barre. Candlelight
Vigil/Walk and Awareness Fair: Vigil
April 20, 6 p.m., Luzerne County
Court House (200 N. River St., Wilkes-
Barre). Walk/fair: April 21, registration
8:30 a.m., walk 10 a.m., begins at
Forty Fort Recreation Complex (2009
Wyoming Ave.). Info: 570.760.3952
Big Brothers Big Sisters
30th Annual Bowl for Kids Sake:
April 21, noon, 1:30 p.m., Valley Lanes.
More money raised, more prizes won.
Register at bbbsnepa.org. All teams
must pre-register. Info: 800.955.4376.
A Celebration of Music April 14,
7 p.m., Lackawanna Trail Jr/Sr High
School. Donations at door. Featuring
original band compositions. Benefits
LTHS Music Dept. Info/to donate:
cstrauch@epix.net.
Jean and Pete Memorial 5K
Run/Walk and Mile Memory
Walk April 14, 8 a.m., Valley Playland,
Athens. $20/registration. $10 memory
walk. All proceeds benefit Nancy
Quatrini Fund, National Breast Cancer
Foundation. Register at jeanand-
pete.ettend.com, mail to Jean and
Pete Memorial Event, 605 Desmond
St., Sayre, Pa 18840. Info:
607.857.6659
Junior Leadership Wilkes-
Barre
Catching for Kids Ultimate Frisbee
Tournament: April 15, registration 1
p.m., competition 2 p.m., Kirby Park.
Open to high school freshman-se-
niors, teams of 10. $5/member, addi-
tional $5 for T-shirts, benefits WVCA.
For info, contact Neela Patel at
570.357.7672 or jlwbultimatefris-
bee@gmail.com.
Salvation Army of Wilkes-
Barre (17 S. Pennsylvania Ave.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.824.8741)
8th Annual Silent Auction and
Indoor Flea Market: April 14, 8 a.m.-2
p.m. 40+ vendors, 100 silent auction
items, bake sale, concession items.
Shine a Light for Autism
Campaign by New Story through
April 30. New Story locations selling
blue-colored light bulbs, $3, asking
them to be displayed outside homes
or businesses. Raise awareness/funds
for autism research, programs. Info:
newstory.com
Spring into Action Benefit
for Earl Gilsky April 14, 2-10 p.m.,
VFW Post 283 (757 Wyoming Ave.,
Kingston). $10 donation, includes
food, drinks (beer), live entertain-
ment. Under 5 free. Basket raffles,
50/50 chances, vendors. Gilsky is a
veteran, battling stage 4 pancreatic
cancer. Tickets at door, by calling
570.371.7294.
Victims Resource Center (71
North Franklin St, 570.823.0765,
www.vrcnepa.org)
32nd Annual Mock Rape Trial: April
11, 6 p.m., Kings College Sheehy-
Farmer Campus Center. This years
program titled Its Time To Talk
About Breaking the Silence: Child
Sexual Abuse. Free, reservations
requested.
WFTE FM90.3/105.7 Get On
the Air Benefit Concerts
Drew Kelly: April 14, Chestnut
Street Tavern, Dunmore.
Wilkes-Barre YMCA
Healthy Kids Day: April 28, 10 a.m.-2
p.m., YMCA (40 W. Northampton St,
Wilkes-Barre). Healthy-snack making,
gardening, swimming, fitness classes,
appearance by W-B Fire Department
Fire Safety Smoke House. Call
570.823.2191 ext. 222, e-mail linda.reil-
ly@wbymca.org for info.
Wyoming Valley Childrens
Association (570.288.4350)
Do It for the Kids 5K Run: April 25,
River Common at Millennium Circle,
Wilkes-Barre. Registration 5 p.m., 5k
start, 6 p.m., awards ceremony, 6:45
p.m. Info: 570.714.1246, lkozel-
sky@wvcakids.org.
EVENTS
April Show with The Magics,
Kaelyn Marie & Texas Jeff
April 21, 6-11 p.m., St. Josephs Hall
(May St., Jenkins Twp.). $35, includes
buffet 6:45-8 p.m., beer, wine, soda
free. No tickets at door. Blondie from
B.P. Catering. Call 570.457.7665,
342.4923.
Back Mountain Chamber
Business and Community Expo:
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8 Commotions
12 Brits exclamation
13 Debtors letters
14 Domesticate
15 Made moist
17 Send forth
18 Lance
19 Crouches
21 Line of fashion?
24 Boom times
25 Auction actions
28 Asian desert
30 Animation frame
33 Historic time
34 Bolivian city
35 Guitars cousin
36 Jewel
37 War god
38 Cruising
39 Pick a target
41 Profound
43 Jamaican music style
46 Blunder
50 Satans specialty
51 Greek threatened by
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54 Flintstones pet
55 Wildebeest
56 Aid
57 Lily variety
58 Tackles teammate
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3 Jerry Herman musical
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5 Wrestling win
6 Scarborough of
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APPLAUSE THEATRE CO.
(applausetheatre.webs.com, applau-
setheatre@gmail.com)
Diva-Alive and Kicking Fundraiser:
May11-12, Good Shepherd (1780 N. Wash-
ington Ave., Scranton). $30, pre-sale
only. Details on Facebook or website.
Info: 570.430.1149, do not call church.
BLOOMSBURG THEATRE
ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181, 800.282.0283,
bte.org)
Ticket prices: $9-$25
In the Next Room, or The Vibrator
Play: May 3-20, parental discretion
advised.
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
(71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre,
570.826.1100)
Treasured Stories/The Best of Eric
Carle: April 11, 10 a.m., $6.50
KINGS COLLEGE THEATRE:
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.208.5825)
Neil Simons Rumors: April 12-14,
19-21, 7:30 p.m.; April 15, 3 p.m. $10;
students/senior citizens, $5.
Evening of One Act Plays: April 24-26,
7:30 p.m. $1. Students direct, produce,
perform.
KISS (KIDS INNOVATING
STAGE & SOUND) THEATER
(in old movie theater at Wyoming
Valley Mall), kisstheatre.org,
570.991.1818/0844)
Anti-Bullying Awareness Concert
hosted by Jordan Tarter: April 14, 7 p.m.
Sponsored by The Diversity Partnership
Fund of The Luzerne Foundation.
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville:
570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or mu-
sicbox.org)
All Shook Up: April 13-29. Musical
comedy inspired by/featuring songs of
Elvis Presley. Tickets for dinner and
show, show only. Dinner 6:30 p.m., 8
p.m. curtain Fri.-Sat.; dinner 1:30 p.m.
with 3 p.m. curtain Sun.
Enrollment open for Music Box
Theatre Academy: Sessions begin May
14. Musical theater workshop for ages
13-20. $275. Perform June15-17. Learn
techniques in acting, singing, dancing.
Call for enrollment forms.
Musical The Wizard of Oz: May
18-20, 6 p.m. Fri.; 1 p.m., 5 p.m. Sat.; 1 p.m.
Sun. $12, includes McDonalds Fun Meal.
NEPA THEATRICAL
ALLIANCE
Awards Show: April 14, Ehrhardts
Waterfront Banquet Center, Tafton.
Black tie. Open to public. Info: nep-
tatheaters.com
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER
FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpashows.org)
Steel Magnolias: Begins May 4,
dinner buffet 90 min. before show.
Show only: $16 adults, $14 seniors/
students 12+, $10 under 12. Dinner/show:
$32 adults, $28 seniors/students, $20
children. Discounts available.
THE PHOENIX PERFORMING
ARTS CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589,
phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenix-
pac08@aol.com)
Rent: April 20-May 6. Fri.-Sat., 8
p.m. Sun., 2 p.m. $12 ($1/every ticket to
benefit Red Cross AIDS Awareness and
Prevention). Red Cross and PFLAG will
hand out red ribbons/info to audiences.
For mature audiences. Reservations
recommended, call.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton)
Ballet Theatre of Scrantons Phan-
tom of the Opera: April 21, 7:30 p.m.,
$23.50-$33.75
Ballet Theatre of Scrantons Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs: May 9, 7
p.m., Scranton Cultural Center (420 N.
Washington Ave.), $20.90-$24.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Auditions:
Cats: April 15, 2-5 p.m., Shawnee
Inn. Registration 2 p.m., dance 3 p.m. Be
prepared to sing. Adult and youth (12
years+). Bring headshot/resume.
THE UNIVERSITY OF
SCRANTON
(Royal Theatre of the McDade Center
for Literary and Performing Arts)
A Year with Frog and Toad: April
27-29, May 4-5; Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2
p.m. Ticket prices vary. Call 570.941.4318.
WYOMING SEMINARY
PLAYERS
(201 N. Sprague Ave., Kingston,
570.270.2110)
Annual Musical Theater Scholarship
Gala Benefit: April 15, 7 p.m. Amato
Auditorium, Wyoming Seminary Lower
School (1560 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort).
Open to the public. Tickets in advance
or at door, $15/adults, $10/students,
senior citizens. $25/adults attending
pre-performance reception. Appear-
ance by Jessie Hooker. Proceeds
benefit PAIs Musical Theater Program,
fund scholarships. Info: 270.2186 W
-- compiled by Amanda
Riemensnyder, Weekender Intern
Send your listings to:
weekender@theweekender.com,
90 E. Market Street Wilkes-Barre
PA18703 or fax to 570.831.7375.
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P
ractice doesnt always
make perfect, but it
certainly doesnt hurt.
And in Lauren Conrads case,
its only proved to be helpful.
With her newest book, The
Fame Game, shes taken her
reality-television prowess and
combined it with some
growth as a writer (even
though referring to her as a
writer might be cringe-
worthy for the truly erudite
reader) to churn out a wick-
edly fun read that doesnt
disappoint in the drama de-
partment.
Having wrapped up her
L.A. Candy series (the first
installment of which was a
tad amateur and stilted), the
MTV alum is kicking off
another literary trilogy with
The Fame Game. This first
morsel follows the vain and
fame-hungry Madison Parker
(to whom weve already been
introduced in Conrads earlier
fictional offerings), aspiring
singer Kate, Hollywood roy-
alty and wannabe actress Car-
men and the sweetly stupid
Gaby as they navigate the ups
and downs of making it in
Los Angeles.
The novel takes turns show-
ing the perspectives of three
of the four girls (Gaby is
excluded, presumably because
the only thing shes got roll-
ing around in her brain is
rocks and calorie counts)
along with their slimy pro-
ducer, Trevor. While theres
no shortage of predictability
or fashion-label references,
the plot that ensues is surpris-
ingly enthralling and fits in
smoothly to its young-adult
niche.
For fans of The Hills and
Conrad, the fun part of read-
ing The Fame Game is
guessing which character is
based on which real-life real-
ity star. Trivial and frivolous?
Sure. But its also a fun di-
version, and Conrads writing
is markedly improved in such
a way that her characters
lives are easy to get absorbed
in. She inspires more emotion
and response from the reader
than ever before, and there
are even a few moments of
humor that are not the least
bit trite.
Admittedly, the references
to Snooki and Zooey Descha-
nel (among other things)
dont lend this book the kind
of shelf life a young-adult
piece like, say, S. E. Hintons
The Outsiders might have,
but they dont take away from
its overall appeal, either. The
Fame Game is an easy page-
turner not only for those who
enjoy reveling in the glorious
misfires of reality television
stars but also for fans of jui-
cy, foreseeable-but-gratifying
fiction.
And Conrad, who has a
multi-platform lifestyle web-
site and a clothing line at
Kohls in addition to the high-
end clothing line Paper
Crown, is no stranger to the
benefits of successful market-
ing. One can even follow the
books nefarious Madison on
Twitter, should one feel so
inclined.
Wickedly
fun 'Fame'
The Fame Game
by Lauren Conrad
Rating: W W W
By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
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versity. To register, call 570.675.9380,
visit BackMountainChamber.org. Back
Mountain Historical Association
event, 7-9 p.m.
Clifford United Methodist
Church (Main St. Clifford)
Chicken-n-Biscuit or Ham Dinner:
April 24, 4-6 p.m. Take out or dine,
$7.95 donation, dinner, dessert, drink.
Comedy Stand-Off Top 12
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Scranton). Top 5 picked by Scott
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Common Threads April 12,
Chestnut Street Tavern, Dunmore.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500,
www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of
events:
Kids Classes:
Quilting for Kids: Monkeys
Wrench: Wed., through June 13,
3:30-5 p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Call to
register.
All About Poetry and Sculpture:
Ages 5-8: April 11, 18, 25, 4-5:30 p.m.;
Ages 9-12, April 12, 19, 26, 4-5:30 p.m.
$35/4 classes. Call to register.
Young Art: Pottery for Preschool-
ers: April 12, 19, 26, 10-10:45 a.m. Ages
4-5. $35. Call to register.
Intergenerational Classes:
Golden Days of Radio Players:
Tues., through May 22, 7-9 p.m. Free.
Call to register.
Quilting for Everyone: Arrowhead
Star: Wed., through June 13, 6-7:30
p.m. Ages 6+. $6/class. Call to regis-
ter.
Open Studio and Portfolio Prep:
Tues., 7-8:30 p.m. April 17, 24; May 1, 8,
15, 22; ongoing, $15/class, $60/all
classes. Call to register.
Adult Classes:
Pottery for Beginners: Wed., 7-8:30
p.m. Series 1: April 11, 18, 25; Series 2:
May 2, 9, 16, 23; Series 3: May 30,
June 6, 20, 27. Ages 13+. $60/class.
Call to register.
Decorative Painting: April 11, 18, 25,
May 16, 23, 30. Ages 16+. $20/class
plus cost of painting surface. Pre-
registration required, call to register.
Special Events:
Titanic Memorabilia Exhibit:
through April. Free.
Tom Knight Puppet Show: April 19,
1:30 p.m. Free. Call for details.
Spring 2012 Film Festival (April
13-26, excluding opening night gala,
$8 before 6 p.m., $9 evenings. Visit
website for movies and show times):
Opening Night Gala: April 13, 5:30
p.m. Hors doeuvres by Epicurean
Delight, Twigs Restaurant, Seasons
Restaurant; wine by Nimble Hill
Vineyard & Winery; desserts by Ep-
icurean Delight. $35, reserved seating
available.
Jeffrey Jacobs to host free dis-
cussion: April 14, 10:30 a.m.
Mid-Festival Movie Discussion: April
21, 11 a.m. Free, registration not re-
quired.
Dorrance Twp. Volunteer
Fire Co.
Pancake & Sausage Breakfast/Bake
Sale: April 15, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Take-outs
available. $7/adults, $3.50/kids 6-12,
free/5 and under. Tickets from any
dept. member or at door. Call
570.868.6763.
Doug Smith Music (dougsmith-
bass@comcast.net, 570.343.7271)
April 12, 6-8 p.m., Scranton Cultural
Center (420 N. Washington Ave.,
Scranton). Kiwanis Roast of Laurie
Cadden fundraiser. Marcinko / Smith
Trio.
April 15, 2-3:30 p.m., Mellow Thea-
ter (Vine & Washington, Scranton).
Scranton Civic Ballet performance.
April 15, 6-9 p.m., Drawing Social,
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna Ave.,
Scranton). Jason Smeltzer. $5; $2
students.
Family Service Association
of Wyoming Valley 10th An-
niversary Gala and Auction
April 21, 6-11 p.m., Westmoreland Club,
Wilkes-Barre. $110/PP donation, live
and silent auction. Info: 570.823.5144
ext. 309, fsawv.ruthkemmerer@veri-
zon.net
Free Community Dinner April
21, 4:30-6:30 p.m., St. Pauls United
Methodist Church (corner Birch St.,
Prospect Ave., Scranton). All wel-
come.
Greater Hazleton Chamber
of Commerce events (20 W.
Broad St.):
Chamber Breakfast Program:
Capriottis Palazzo (1 Banks Ave.,
McAdoo). Senator John Yudichak,
April 25; Luzerne County Council, May
31. $15/members, $20/non-members.
Full breakfast. Call 570.455.1509.
Green River - The Ultimate
CCR Tribute Show April 13, 10-11
p.m., 11:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Scranton
Hilton Grand Ballroom. $10 pre-sale at
Hilton or JZ Tours by phone,
570.344.2212, or online. $12/door.
$15/person to reserve table. Venue:
343.3000
The Junior League of Scran-
ton (1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
570.961.8120)
Cinderellas Closet: April 11, 4-8
p.m., Scranton Cultural Center, Shop-
land Hall (420 N. Washington Ave.).
Dresses, shoes, jewelry, accessories,
$10 or less. Proceeds benefit The
Junior League of Scranton Scholar-
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f word association was a
profitable enterprise, then
Canadian comedian Red
Green (aka Steve Smith, but
really, its impossible not to call
him Red) should be getting find-
ers fees from every major duct-
tape distributor in the northern
hemisphere. Having spent about
15 years on The Red Green
Show as everyones favorite
unhandy handyman, theres basi-
cally only one thing in Smiths
book that you cant fix with the
silver stopgap.
Broken duct tape, he said,
laughing, when the Weekender
caught up with him recently.
You have to go to binder twine
on that one. I dont mind cable
ties either, you know those things
with the little plastic ends that
slip in and lock? Theyre not bad.
I think the cops use them as
handcuffs, even.
When pressed about his acces-
sory of choice, Smith explained
that duct tape, which is the epi-
tome of all shortcuts, offers his
fictional character, leader of
Possum Lodge, Chapter 11 in
northern Ontario, Canada, an
expedited way out of hard work.
Red is hard-wired for work
avoidance, he said. And theres
a lot of men like that, they would
rather fix something in 10 min-
utes and have to do it every Sat-
urday than to waste one whole
Saturday fixing it properly.
Smith will be sharing more of
his insights on life as Red Green
when his Wit & Wisdom tour
pays a visit to the F.M. Kirby
Center in Wilkes-Barre Tuesday,
April 17. And hes also saving
some of it for the pages of an
upcoming book hes working on,
tentatively scheduled for a 2013
release, titled A Beginners
Guide to Women.
There are three ways to deal
with women, and none of them
work, he said, laughing. (The
book) is starting from puberty,
really. Up until then, boys and
girls, its too close to call, you
know?
Smith acknowledged that hes
really having a lot of fun with
it. But that seems to be his ap-
proach to just about everything.
Im really doing this because
I want to, he shared. And also
its interesting to me that Ive
never done this before. Its not
like I did live theater or standup
as a young man, and Im going
back to it. So that makes it fresh
for me. Its unusual for a man my
age to be doing something new
thats not a medical procedure.
That particular sense of humor
is what Smith is known for, and
though it would seem that would
narrowly leave him in a niche
market, the fact is that Red Green
is close to the hearts of a wide
range of fans.
I think its a very odd pro-
gram, and its a very odd sense of
humor, so its quite a combo,
Smith said. Like I always say to
people, The Red Green Show
is kind of like the flu, not every-
body gets it. So on the one hand,
it may exclude me from ever
having a huge, mass audience,
but on the other hand, for the
people that enjoy it, there arent
very many places they can see
that kind of thing. So its kind of
like the liabilities become the
assets, if youre not worried
about never being a billionaire.
And while Smith enjoyed
doing the show, hes finding that
life as a touring comic is proving
to be just as rewarding.
We did the show in front of a
live audience, so it had kind of a
live feel to it anyway, he said.
But what Im doing now is
probably the most fun Ive ever
had. Because its not like feeding
a shark, you dont have to gener-
ate 700 pages of script a year and
then hope that you can actually
turn that clothes dryer into a
popcorn machine. Its just more
personal, its more immediate.
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unhandy handyman
Comedian Steve Smith (aka Red Green) is always willing
to impart some helpful bits of knowledge whether
about women, his irreverent onstage character or the
multifarious uses of duct tape.
Red Green Wit & Wisdom Tour:
Tues., April 17, 7 p.m., F.M.
Kirby Center (71 Public Square,
Wilkes-Barre). $47.50. Info:
570.826.1100
The Red Green
Show is kind
of like the flu,
not everybody
gets it.
Steve Smith
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Kings College: (133 North River
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or
www.kings.edu) events:
Piano virtuoso Ang Li presenting
the works of Haydn, Chopin and
Brahms: April 12, 7:30 p.m., J. Carroll
McCormick Campus Ministry Center.
Free. Info: 208.6044, RobertYenkow-
ski@kings.edu
Dr. Ashley Mears, Boston Uni-
versity, to discuss Pricing Looks,
Pricing Gender: The Production of
Value in an Aesthetic Economy: April
16, 7 p.m., Burke Auditorium, William
G. McGowan School of Business. Free.
Lackawanna College events
(Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St., Scran-
ton, 570.955.1455)
The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m.
$25-$30, $15/students.
Leadership Lackawanna
events
Pasta Dinner Fundraiser: April 15,
1-3 p.m., Barretts Pub (474 N. Main
St., Archbald). $8/adults, $6/under 12,
senior citizens over 65, at door or in
advance, call 570.808.5912. Take-out
pasta dinner, 3 meatballs, salad,
bread, dessert. Benefits Restore the
Slope, Core Program Class of 2012
project.
Lehmans Last Nights First
Annual Rummage Sale April 14,
9 a.m.-2 p.m., vendor set-up 7 a.m.,
Lake Lehman High School (1128 Old
Route 115, Lehman). Indoor space $10,
mail check to Lake Lehman School
District, 1128 Old Route, 115, Lehman,
PA 18627, payable Lake Lehman Last
Night Rummage Sale. Include name,
address, number, no. spaces. Pro-
ceeds benefit Last Night Lock In.
Marywood University events
(2300 Adams Avenue, Scranton,
www.marywood.edu, 570.348.6211)
Creativity Conference: April 14, 9:30
a.m.-4 p.m. Fees vary.
Misericordia University
events (www.misericordia.edu,
570.674.6400, box office 674.6719):
Journey Through The Arts: April
12, 7:30 p.m., Lemmond Theater,
Walsh Hall. Free, open to public.
Brian Carso, J.D., Ph.D., Joseph
Curran, Ph.D., will discuss Watergate:
April 12, 7-8 p.m., Dudrick Room 216,
Sandy and Marlene Insalaco Hall.
Exhibit of 28 political cartoons.
Sherlock Holmes: Games of Shad-
ows: April 14, 7 p.m.; April 15, 3 p.m., 8
p.m., Lemmond Theater, Walsh Hall.
$1/Misericordia student, $3/general
public. Info: 570.674.6411
Panel Discussion about Investiga-
tive Journalism: April 16, 7 p.m., Alden
Trust Room 219, Insalaco Hall. Free
screening of All the Presidents
Men, immediately following.
Inaugural Dr. Madori Yamanouchi
lecture presenting Carl Bernstein:
April 17, 7 p.m., Lemmond Theater,
Walsh Hall. Free. Call box office to
reserve. Question/answer, autograph
signing following presentation.
Purple Week Events to raise sup-
port for Relay for Life:
Relay for Life: April 13, 7 p.m.-April
14, 7 a.m., Anderson Sports and
Health Center, north gate. Benefit
American Cancer Society. Participate
individually, teams, $10/team mem-
ber, register relayforlife.org/pamiser-
icordia. Luminarias, $10, ceremony
April 13, 9:30 p.m., contact
wests2@misericordia.edu. Program
sponsorships: 570.562.9749, jef-
frey.bauman@cancer.org.
Myrtle Street UMChurch
(840 Harrison Ave., Scranton,
570.346.9911, 342.2015) events:
Multi-Vendor Flea Market: April 14,
10 a.m.-3 p.m. $20 to rent table, call
342.5308, 969.5229 or church. Snack
shop.
Northeastern Pennsylvania
Philharmonic Presents The
Gershwin Symphonic Experi-
ence: Here to Stay April 13,
Scranton Cultural Center, Scranton;
April 14, F.M. Kirby Center for the
Performing Arts, Wilkes-Barre. $28-
$60/adult, $15/students, call
570.341.1568, visit nepaphil.org, ge-
tyourcultureonnepa.com. Gershwin
Night, April 12, 6 p.m., Westmoreland
Club, Wilkes-Barre, $90 includes
dinner, entertainment. Call for tick-
ets.
Noxen Volunteer Fire Com-
pany Breakfast Buffet April 22,
8 a.m.-1 p.m., Stull Road Fire Hall,
Noxen. $7.50/adults, $4/under 12.
The Osterhout Free Library
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.821.1959)
Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed.,
5-8 p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m.
National Library Week Events:
Teen Night: April 11, 6-8 p.m. Movie
and popcorn.
Beginner Genealogy Program: April
12, 2-4 p.m.
Socrates Cafe Discussion Group:
April 12, 6:30-8 p.m.
Knit & Crochet Group: April 14, 28,
10:30 a.m.-noon. All ages.
Titanic Anniversary: April 14, 2 p.m.
Movie: A Night to Remember. Light
refreshments.
Intergenerational Card Tourna-
ment: April 14, 10 a.m. Open to all
ages, must sign up in advance to
play Rummy 500, single elimination
tournament. Prizes.
Peace and Justice Centers
Annual Dinner April 23, 6 p.m.,
Kirby Memorial Health Center (71 N.
Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre). $35/
person, $275/table, $15/students,
reduced income.
Penn State Wilkes-Barre
events:
Spring Personal Enrichment Film &
Discussion Series Celebrating the
Titanic: Thurs., 7 p.m., through April
12, last night held April 15, R/C Wilkes-
Barre Movies 14, Wilkes-Barre. Pre-
film lecture notes, post-film dis-
cussion with guest speakers. Info:
570.675.9269, rrybicki@psu.edu.
Executive Management Series:
April 12, 7:45 a.m., Best Western
Genetti Hotel and Conference Center,
Wilkes-Barre. $15, payment in full
must accompany registration. Info/
RSVP: sxr50@psu.edu, 570.675.9253
Alumni Offer Blue & White Football
Game Bus Trip: April 21, bus trip to
Blue & White Game at Beaver Stadi-
um. $40, includes transportation,
tailgate before/after (game admis-
sion free), raffle. To RSVP, call
570.675.9228, e-mail klb14@psu.edu,
visit wb.psu.edu/Alumni/alume-
vents.htm.
Safe Haven Dog Rescue
(www.SafeHavenPa.org, Safe-
Haven@epix.net)
Adoption Day: April 15, May 20, 11
a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply (Route
209, Brodheadsville). Dogs available
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t has been surmised that the
appeal of Mickey Mouse is
due, at least in part, to his
round features, which are sub-
liminally appealing because
theyre reminiscent of babies
behinds and womens breasts.
Whether thats true or not,
Craig Yoe, a veritable jack of
all trades bearing the titles of
graphic designer, editor, author
and comics historian, has an
affection for Mickey but feels
more of a kinship with the
edgier Felix the Cat.
I kind of like that rough
edge and that pointy-ness and
the mystery of this all-black
character, Yoe told the Week-
ender recently. And hes kind
of a rebel. Hes not living in
some domestic, nice neigh-
borhood like Mickey must live
in. Hes out there mixing it up
and off on adventures and fan-
tasies, and he doesnt answer to
anybody, and I guess I kind of
identify with Felix the cat, the
wonderful, wonderful cat.
Identify he does. Yoe, who
runs Yoe Books and Yoe Stu-
dios with his wife, Clizia Gus-
soni, is not just a rebel, but one
who has been served well by
his lack of convention. Before
starting his own companies, he
worked for a variety of notable
companies, including Jim Hen-
son, Nickelodeon and Disney.
I think you need to be fear-
less and be willing to totally
take risks, he said. And dont
be pulled back by criticisms or
convention, but damn the tor-
pedoes, full speed ahead.
Just chatting with Yoe for a
few minutes imparts a sense of
imagination, so its easy to see
why he would be a perfect
choice to be one of the presen-
ters at the upcoming Creativity
Conference at Marywood Uni-
versity on Saturday, April 14.
For good or for bad, Ive
never cared what other people
think, he shared. Either in
my art or design or the way I
dress, Im not out to offend
people, but Im not out to get
their acceptance either. So I
like to break the rules and do
new things and march to the
beat of a different drummer. I
have no regrets.
But he later amended that
statement, noting that there is
one thing he now laments.
I have created so many toys
and things like that and a
lot of them were used to entice
kids to eat the crap from
McDonalds, he said. And
now I feel like Im paying back
for my sins, making up for
those indiscretions, and doing
something positive. And you
can quote me about McDo-
nalds. Theyre poisoning our
youth, and I helped do it by
creating Happy Meal toys. I
said I had no regrets theres
a regret.
The way he may be making
up for those indiscretions is
through one of his current
projects, where hes putting his
talents to especially altruistic
good use.
Weve been hired to teach
kids in third-world countries
the importance of washing
their hands after they defecate
and before they eat, he said.
And so they think through the
comic books and radio shows
and posters and billboards and
things weve created, that were
going to save the lives of 5
million kids over the next five
years.
Yoe, who is 61, seems to
have reached a level of con-
tentment in his career, especial-
ly as a comics historian.
I was just reflecting today,
over the last two years, my
wife and I have produced 20
books on the history of comics
and cartoonists, he shared.
Im just really loving that
because I think that comics, the
integration of words and pic-
tures, is just such an exciting
medium. And I love the rich
history of them and the bril-
liant geniuses that did them,
often for little money and rec-
ognition at the time. But now
Im trying to give them
their due, and its a great satis-
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Rebel with a cause
Craig Yoe and model Lena Marquise in the kind of
creative pose one would expect from a character like
Yoe.
PHOTO BY ADRIAN BUCKMASTER
Dont be pulled
back by criticisms
or convention,
but damn the
torpedoes, full
speed ahead.
Craig Yoe
Creativity Conference: Sat.,
April 14, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m.,
Marywood University (2300
Adams Ave., Scranton). Fees
vary, visit marywood.edu
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to meet and get to know. Pre-adop-
tion application with references,
home visit required prior to adoption.
Volunteer Meeting: April 17, May 15,
6:30 p.m., Cherrys Restaurant (Route
209, Kresgeville). Volunteers, foster
families always welcome. Volunteers
needed for adoption days, dog trans-
port, fundraising, clerical help, home
visits, more.
Scranton Cultural Center (420
N. Washington Ave., Scranton,
570.346.7369)
Up and Coming Comedy: April 21, 8
p.m., ft. headliner Jimmy Roundboy
Graham, opener Cal Verduchi, emcee
The Prospector from Rock 107 and
music by Michael Baresse. $16.
Scranton Fraternal Order of
Eagles No. 314 Spring Craft
Fair April 21, 10 a.m. Free to attend.
Avon, Mary Kay, Dove Chocolate,
jewelry, woodworking, cake bakers,
homemade bows. Info: 570.961.5495
Traceys Hope Hospice Care
Programand Domestic Ani-
mal Rescue (570.466.7930, tra-
ceyshopenmcdonald@gmail.com,
petservicesbydenise.com)
Adoption Day Event: April 14, 11
a.m.-3:30 p.m., Big Lots and Holiday
Hair, Birney Plaza, Moosic. Bake sale,
raffles for Family 4 Pack to Dorney
Park, flat screen TV. Holiday Hair will
donate $2 for each service they
provide this day if customer men-
tions this.
Tunkhannock Business and
Professional Women
Wine Down at the Dietrich: April 26,
doors 6:15 p.m., showing of The
Help 7:30 p.m. Wine, chocolate,
raffles. Advance tickets, $25, call
570.836.2111.
Unified Fighting Arts Asso-
ciation (570.675.9535, ufa-a.com)
April: Bring a Friend Month
Relay for Life (Demo): April 13, 7
p.m., Misericordia
Multi-Family Yard Sale: April 14, 10
a.m.-1 p.m., Rice Twp. Fire Dept.,
Mountain Top.
Tournament & Demo Team Prac-
tice: April 14, 10:30 a.m.-noon, Moun-
tain Top.
Work out with Professor (Demo
Team): April 17, 6-8 p.m.
The University of Scranton
events:
2nd Annual Conference on Aging
Research: April 12, 8 a.m. Rose Room,
Brennan Hall. Free. Call 570.941.6353.
Spring Awakening presented by
Liva Arts Company: April 12-15, 8 p.m.
Thurs.-Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun. Jefferson
Auditorium, Leahy Hall. Prices vary.
Call 570.941.7462.
Earth Week Hill Section Street
Sweep and Alumni Day of Service:
April 14, noon. Call 570.941.7520.
Love Songs, a Concert in Memory
of Joan Sylvester: April 15, 7:30 p.m.,
Houlihan-McLean Center. Free. Call
570.941.7624.
Schemel Forum Courses, $60/
person, $100/couple. To register,
contact 570.941.7816, fetskok2@scran-
ton.edu:
Madness, Mystery and Murderous
Desire: Charles Dickens Bleak
House: April 17; April 24, reading
week/no class; May 1, 8. Weinberg
Memorial Library, 6-7:15 p.m.
Valley Lodge No. 499 (West
Pittston)
Pancake and Sausage Breakfast:
April 15, 8 a.m.-1 p.m., Four Seasons
Golf Course Dining Hall (Slocum St.,
Exeter). Eggs, sausage, pancakes,
coffee, tea, juice. $7/adults, $3.50/
under 12. Info: lodge499.com
Wayne County Builders As-
sociation
Chapter 102 Briefing with Secretary
of DEP Michael Krancer: April 24, The
Waterfront Banquet Center at Erh-
hardts, Tafton. Presentation 5:30
p.m., Q&A and dinner, 7 p.m. $40.
Reservations required, call
570.226.4941.
6th Annual Childrens LEGO Build-
ing Contest: April 28, sign-in 1 p.m.,
contest 1:30 p.m. Ladore Lodge Camp
Retreat & Conference Center, Way-
mart. Ages 5-8, 9-12. Prizes. Pre-
registration required, deadline April
15. For form, call 570.226.4941, visit
Estemerwalt Log Homes (505 Adams
Pond Road, Honesdale).
Wilkes-Barre Barbershop
Harmony Society events:
60th Annual Concert: April 21, 7:30
p.m., Wyoming Area High School,
Exeter. $15, $20, at door. Wheel
House, District Champs, Internation-
al Finalist Quartet, Columbia-Mont,
Men in Harmony. Info: 570.696.3385,
287.2476
Wilkes University (84 W. South
St, Wilkes-Barre, 1.800.Wilkes.U)
Womens and Gender Studies
Conference: April 17, 4-5:15 p.m., Miller
Conference Room, Student Union
Building. Free. Featuring Teri Grana-
han. Theme: Women Across the
Globe. Info: 570.408.4567, jennif-
er.thomas@wilkes.edu
Wyoming County Chamber
Of Commerce
Luncheon: April 11, 11:45-1 p.m., Pur-
keys Pink Apple (651 Us- 6 W. Tunk-
hannock). Members free, $10/non-
members. George Stark, External
Affairs Director, Cabot Oil and Gas.
For reservations call 570.836.7755.
Wyoming Seminary Per-
forming Arts Institute (201
North Sprague Avenue, Kingston,
570.270.2186). Events free and open
to public.
Gala Performance: April 15, 7 p.m.,
Amato Auditorium (Wyoming Sem.
Lower School, 1560 Wyoming Ave.,
Forty Fort).
Your Dogs Place, LLC (your-
dogsplace.com)
PetTech Pet First Aid Course: April
15, 22, noon-4 p.m. 2-day course.
Basics of pet first aid. $125, includes
light refreshments. To sign up: your-
dogsplace@yahoo.com,570.729.8977.
HISTORY
Eckley Miners Village (located
nine miles east of Hazleton, just off
Route 940; 570.636.2070; www.eck-
leyminers.org)
An Afternoon with John Mitchell,
US Labor Leader and President of the
United Mine Workers of America from
1898 to 1908: April 15, 2 p.m. $5.
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Presentation by Eckley Players.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net)
Stories of the Wilkes-Barre Pas-
sengers on the Titanic: April 14, 5-8
p.m., Barnes and Noble Area Hub
Plaza, Wilkes-Barre Twp.
154th Annual Dinner Meeting: April
19, reception 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m.
100th Anniversary of Titanic Tragedy,
Stories of The Wilkes-Barre Titanic
Passengers. Westmoreland Club.
Free parking. $65/members, $75/non-
members. RSVP by April 13.
Family History Seminar / Search-
ing for Our Ancestors: Navigating
Federal, State and Local Records:
April 21, 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m., Luzerne
County Community College, Educa-
tional Conference Center, Nanticoke.
Registration $45. Info: genpa.org,
execdir@genpa.org.
Lycoming County Historical
Society Thomas T. Taber
Museum(858 W. Fourth St., Wil-
liamsport, 570.326.3326, www.lycom-
ing.org/lchsmuseum)
Coffee Hour exploring aspects of
the U.S. Civil War: April 12, 10 a.m.,
community room. Free, light refresh-
ments.
Susquehanna County His-
torical Society (www.susq-
colibrary.org or 570.278.1881)
Historical Society and Free Library
Association Fundraiser: April 14, doors
4 p.m., dinner 5 p.m., auction 6 p.m.,
VFW Hall (Route 706, Montrose). $10,
traditional comfort foods dinner. Call
for info, visit susqcolibrary.org/
auction.
LEARNING
A.C. Moore (2190 Wilkes-Barre
Twp. Marketplace, 570.820.0570)
Mom and Me art classes: every Fri.,
noon-1 p.m. $15, includes supplies.
Sign up 24 hours in advance, call to
register.
Academy of Northern Mar-
tial Arts (79 N. Main St., Pittston)
Traditional Kung Fu & San Shou. For
Health and Defense. Adult & Chil-
drens Classes, Mon.-Thurs., Sat. First
class free. Walk-ins welcome, call
371.9919, 817.2161 for info.
Art Classes at the Georgia-
na Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader
Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387,
gcraybart-artworks.com)
Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., Tues.,
noon-4 p.m. (3 hrs painting, 1 hr
group critique), $30/class payable
monthly. Tues., Wed., 6-9 p.m. (stu-
dent chooses length of time), $15/1 hr,
$18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs, $25/2 1/2 hrs,
$30/3 hrs, per class payable monthly.
Children: Ages 9-12, Mon.-Wed.,
4:30-5:30 p.m., $15/class payable
monthly. Ages 13+, joins adult class,
individuals select amount of time to
participate. Portfolio prep instruction
available for college bound students.
Private lessons available.
ArtWorks Gallery & Studio
(502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton.
570.207.1815):
Childrens Spring Workshops:
Art Start: Sat., through May 12,
12:30-1:30 p.m. $80 for 6-week series
in drawing, painting, clay.
Theatre: Wed., through May 9,
4:30-6 p.m.
BallroomDancing Class April
19-June 14, Thurs., 6-7 p.m., Mid-Valley
Senior Center (310 Church St., Jes-
sup). $5/class 55+, $7/class others.
Taught by certified members of
Dance Educators of America Joanne
and Ed Samborski. Foxtrot, waltz,
swing, rumba, tango, samba, hustle,
more. Call 570.489.4415.
BallroomDance Class April
13-June 29, Fri., 12:30-1:30 p.m. U.N.C.
South Side Senior Center (425 Alder
St., Scranton). Taught by certified
members of Dance Educators of
America. Foxtrot, samba, waltz,
rumba, swing, more. $5/class for 55+,
$7/class others. Info: 570.346.2487
Core Chiropractic Center (180
United Penn Plaza, Kingston,
570.718.1672)
Integrated Energy Therapy (IET)
Basic Level Class: April 22, 9 a.m.-6
p.m.$195. Learn to help heal your self
and others with the compassionate
energy of angels. Hands-on training.
Learn to give full IET treatment.
Reference manual, certification. No
experience necessary. Pre-regis-
tration required by April 12, call
570.417.9662.
Dankos Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/
week. Increase power, speed, agility.
Group discounts, coaches, teams,
clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call
Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info.
Downtown Arts at Arts
YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.art-
syouniverse.com)
Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat.,
10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper
mache, more. $15, includes supplies.
For info or to register, call 817.0176.
Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance:
Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermedi-
ate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call
343.2033 for info.
Drawing and Painting Les-
sons: Realist painter teaches tech-
niques of old masters. Private les-
sons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call
570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@ya-
hoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com.
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Wrestling funda-
mentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No
Gi. Call for info.
Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Accepting new students. Children
(age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.;
Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private
lesson also available.
Learn Hapkido. Self defense applica-
tions. $50 monthly, no contract.
Hazleton Art League (225 E.
Broad St., Hazleton, 570.454.0092,
Hazletonsartleague.org)
Figure Drawing Class: through
April 30, Mon., 4-7 p.m. Call
570.453.1337 for info.
Horse Back Riding Lessons
Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appoint-
ment only. All levels welcome. Call
570.575.8649 to schedule.
Kiss Theatre Company (58
Wyoming Valley Mall, Wilkes-Barre,
570.829.1901, kisstheatre.org)
Spring/Summer 2012 workshops:
Frog And Toad: Sat., 10 a.m.-noon,
starts April 28. Ages 4-10. Perform-
ances in July. $250 + $50 admin fee.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine Street, Scranton,
570.878.3970, newvisionsstu-
dio@gmail.com, newvisionsstu-
dio.com)
Adult Figure Drawing: Wed.,
through April 18, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Live
model. $100, supplies included. Call to
reserve.
Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047
Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839,
nejujitsu.com)
Open 7 days/week, offers training in
Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
boxing, Judo, Womens self defense.
Group, private self defense classes
available by appointment.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Fran-
klin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959)
Celebrate Money Smart Week:
Financial Literacy Information Fair:
April 21, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Info on how to
save money; bank, credit union, govt
agencies in reading room. Free.
A Tale of Two Brothers: Teaching
Children to Save: April 21, 2:30-3:30
p.m. Free.
School of Combat Arts (24
Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.468.9701, schoolofcombat-
arts.com)
Be a fighter or at least train like one.
Open 6 days/week. Classes in Brazi-
lian Jiu Jitsu, submission grappling,
Russian Sambo, Muay Thai kick-
boxing, boxing, MMA, Ninjutsu. Class-
es for men, women, kids. Group/
private classes available. $200/6
months (save $130) or MMA for
$300/6 months (save $180). First
week free. Enrolling kids classes now
for $35/month.
Sil-LumKung-Fu & Tai-Chi
Academy (509 Pittston Ave.,
Scranton)
Yang Style Tai-Chi: Taiji Qigong,
Taiji Sequence, Taiji Stationary Push-
ing Hands, Taiji weapons classes. For
info, call Master Mark Seidel,
570.249.1087.
Wyoming Valley Art League
Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/
hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992
for info.
MIND AND BODY
2&4 Hand Drumming Circle
Freestyle drum circle, every second/
fourth Sat., any time between 1-4
p.m., Everything Natural (426 S. State
St., Clarks Summit). All ages, new-
comers, old timers welcome. Hand
drums, percussion provided. Free, no
pressure.
Balance Ultimate Fitness
(Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840)
Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp:
Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes
for $150.
Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton,
570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle-
ton.com)
Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella
(pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m.
$40/month.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock:
570.996.1500)
Kundalini Yoga: April 14, 21, 28, May
5, 12, 19, 10-11:30 a.m. Ages 16+. $60/
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Joint venture
The exhibit Nina Davidowitz & Skip Sensbach: Essence of
Form: Recent Paintings, Clay and Wood, featuring works by
Nina S. Davidowitz and Skip Sensbach, will be on display at The
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery at Misericordia University (301 Lake
St., Dallas) through April 29. An opening reception will be held
Saturday, April 14 from 5-8 p.m. in the gallery.
The exhibit features suburban landscape paintings by Davido-
witz and constructed sculptures exploring the relationship be-
tween various materials by Sensbach. Additionally, Leigh Paw-
ling: Botanical Impressions-An Installation of Contrasting Imag-
es will be on exhibit in the adjacent MacDonald Gallery.
For more info, visit misericordia.edu/art or call 570.674.6250.
Above, Davidowitzs On the Cusp of Autumn.
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POETIC
AnthologyBooks(515 Center St.,
Scranton, above Outrageous,
570.341.1443, scranthology@gmail.com)
All events free, unless otherwise noted.
Writing Groups
Open writers group: Sat., noon led by
KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp. Bring piece
of original writing to discuss and cri-
tique.
Barnes&NobleWilkes-Kings
Booksellers(7 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.208.4700)
Events/Book Clubs:
Writers Workgroup: Wyoming Valley
Wordsmiths: first/third Tues. monthly, 7
p.m.
Childrens Events:
Weekly Sat. morning story time, 11
a.m.-noon.
JimThorpeArtsinMotion(434
Center St., JimThorpe, 570.483.8640,
jtartsinmotion.com)
Reading the Leaves: Tea, Text and
Tarot/April is Poetry Month: April 20,
doors 7:30 p.m., reading 8 p.m. Readings
by area artists, tarot readings, open
mic, specialty teas, light refreshments.
Poetry, prose, musicians, playwrights,
etc. welcome. 18+. $10 online, $12 door.
KingsCollegeEvents:
(133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.208.5900, www.kings.edu)
Campion Literary Society Open
Readings: April 19, 7:30 p.m., Gold Room,
sixth floor, Administration Building, N.
River St. Info: 570.208.5900, ext. 5487.
Osterhout Library(71 S. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.821.1959)
Poetry Series: April 17, 6:30-8 p.m.
Free. Magic Realism with Jennifer Hill.
Word Fountain Premiere: April 19, 6-8
p.m. Editors debut newissue of librarys
literary magazine. Select contributors
will read. Light refreshments.
PittstonMemorial Library(47
Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmem-
lib@comcast.net)
Tag meet: April 12, 6 p.m.
Toddler/Preschool Story Time: begins
April 17, 3 sessions. Call to register child.
National Library Week: through April
14:
Book Sale: April 12, 2-6 p.m.; April 14, 10
a.m.-2 p.m.
Amnesty all week, waive fee of
overdue book in exchange for non-
perishable food.
Jean Yates Dinner honoring Eva Mae
Falcone: April 11. Tickets still available.
Register to read to the dogs: April 14,
10 a.m.
Earth Day Activities:
Recycle T-shirts into necklaces: April
16, 6 p.m. Call to register, free. Bring
unprinted shirt, sharp scissors.
Recycle DVD case into mini green-
house for beans: April 19. Free.
Universityof Scranton
Donations Sought for Weinberg
Memorial Librarys annual spring book/
plant sale. All used titles; hardcover,
paperback, childrens books, cook-
books, fiction, non-fiction. Videos, CDs,
cassettes, records, tag sale items.
Drop-off boxes on Monroe Ave. side of
Library until April 25. Info: 570.941.4078.
TheVintageTheater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
Writers critique group: Sat., noon-2
p.m. Bring work samples. Free and open
to public, donations encouraged.
VISUAL
AFAGallery(514 Lackawanna Ave.,
Scranton: 570.969.1040 or Artists-
forart.org)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Life Drawing sessions: every Mon.,
7-9 p.m. Contact ted@tedmichalow-
ski.comfor info.
Drawing Socials: Sun., 6-9 p.m. $5 GA,
$2 student.
Ashley Gries Exhibit for Keystone
College Senior Exhibition: through April.
ArtWorksGallery(502 Lackawan-
na Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815, artwork-
snepa.com)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.,
Sat., noon-3 p.m., or by appointment.
Rising Artists fromKeystone College
Senior Exhibition: through April 28.
Graphic design, sculpture, ceramics,
blown glass, book arts.
TheButternut Gallery&Sec-
ondStoryBooks(204 Church St,
2nd Floor, Montrose)
April hours: Thurs.-Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Better Enjoyed than Hidden: Collec-
tors Work at Butternut Gallery:
through May12. Paintings, sculptures,
jewelry, pottery fromart collectors.
Everhart Museum(1901 Mulberry
St., Scranton, PA, 570.346.7186, www.ev-
erhart-museum.org)
Admission $5 adults; $3 students/
seniors; $2 children 6-12; members free.
Titanic: Explore the Legend and100
Years in History: April 15, display
through June 24.
Galleryat thePoconoCom-
munityTheater (88 S. Courtland
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
poconocommunitytheater.org)
The Alchemist Cookbook: through
April 22, gallery1. John Kolbek.
Far Fromthe Madding Crowd:
through April 22. Photographer Sher-
wood Samet.
TheLinder Galleryat Keys-
toneCollege(570.945.8335, keys-
tone.edu/lindergallery)
Bill Tersteeg and Students exhibition
(ceramics): through April 29.
LuzerneCountyHistorical
SocietyMuseum(69 S. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244,
lchs@epix.net)
The Wonderful Story of Planters
Peanuts: through Oct. 27. Will be on
display for National Convention of the
Peanut Pals collectors club, held in
Wilkes-Barre, July.
Stories of the Wilkes-Barre Titanic
Passengers: Opening/book signing,
April 13, 5-8 p.m. Author Dr. William
Lewis.
MahadyGallery(Marywood Uni-
versity, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4
p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat.-Sun.,
1-4 p.m.
Senior Exhibition 2012: through April
22.
MarquisArt andFrame(515
Center St., Scranton, 570.344.3313)
Marywood University Student In-
vitational Exhibition: through May1.
Select students will exhibit their work
using varied media.
Meetingof theArt Waters
(meetingoftheartwaters.com)
An exhibit by seven international
photographers, April 28-June 30 at T.W.
Shoemaker Art (312 Wyoming Ave.,
Wyoming). Opening reception April 28,
4-8 p.m., ft. wines and cheese, Q&A;
RSVP on website. Portion of proceeds
benefit North Branch Land Trust and
Blue Chip Farms Animal Refuge.
NewVisionsStudio&Gallery
(201 Vine St., Scranton, www.new-
visionstudio.com, 570.878.3970)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
Group Exhibit / Independent Artist
Collective and Scranton High students:
through April 27.
PaulyFriedmanArt Gallery
(Misericordia University, 570.674.6250,
misericordia.edu/art)
Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-Thurs.
10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Sat.-
Sun. 1-5 p.m.
Works of Nina Davidowitz, Skip
Sensbach, Leigh Pawling: through April
29. Opening reception, April 14, 5-8 p.m.
SchulmanGallery(2nd floor of
LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Prospect
St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/schul-
mangallery, 570.740.0727)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
The Sketch Book Exhibit: through
April 26. Public reception April 15,
noon-2 p.m. Pencil, ink, charcoal, cov-
ered pencil, marker drawing, sketches
fromlocal artists, students.
TheVintageTheater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
Gallery hours: Wed., 6 p.m.-midnight;
Thurs.-Sat., noon-6 p.m.
2nd Annual Rhythmof The Region:
May 4-31, seeking submissions. Any
mediumthat reflects passion/history of
local music scene. E-mail photos of
work and/or description, artist bio,
contact info to info@scrantonsvinta-
getheater.com, 119 Penn Ave, Scranton
PA, 18503. Digital preferred. Deadline
April 27.
WeinbergMemorial Library
(University of Scranton)
Environmental Art Show: April 16-25,
Heritage Room. Reception April 16, 7
p.m. Heritage Room. Free. Call
570.941.7520.
WidmannGallery(Located in
Kings Colleges Sheehy-Farmer Campus
Center between North Franklin and
North Main Streets, Wilkes-Barre,
570.208.5900, ext. 5328)
Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9 a.m.
to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to the public.
24th Annual Kings Student Exhibi-
tion: through May 4. Reception April 11,
6-8 p.m. Free. Works by Kings students
in mass communication, sculpture,
drawing classes. W
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One, two, tree
The special event Earth Day on Adams will run Saturday, April
14 through Saturday, April 21 at participating businesses on
Adams Avenue in Scranton.
A tree will be planted along the Lackawanna Heritage Valley
Authority Trail in Scranton when customers purchase one or
more of the following: Tree (3) hugger bombs at The Bog, the
tree hugger burger at Eden, A Vegan Cafe, any three records at
Embassy Vinyl, treehugger soap and body butter at Fanciful Fox,
any nature-related tattoo at Marcs Tattooing and treehugger
totes and tees at GreenBeing.
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series of 6 classes, $15/single class.
Bring yoga mat, blanket. Call to
register.
Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11:15 a.m.
Series 1: April 11, 18, 25, May 2, 9, 16;
Series 2: May 23, 30, June 6, 13, 20,
27, $60/6 classes, $15/single class.
Call to register.
Endless Mt. Zendo (104 Hollow
Rd., Stillwater, 570.925.5077,
www.endlessmountainzendo.org)
Zen Meditation Sunday Gathering:
April 15, 8:30-10:30 a.m. Tea after-
wards. Arrival pre-sit from 30 min-
utes prior. Public welcome, open
donation basket. Vegetarian of-
ferings welcome, not required. Zazen
meditation/beginners instruction,
chanting, walking meditation, Zen
talk by Genro Milton Sensei. Wear
loose comfortable clothing in solid
neutral colors. To attend, contact
endless@epix.net or call.
Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
718.0673)
Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
cepts Teaches theories of move-
ment in Martial Arts. $100/month.
Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info,
570.371.8898.
Leverage Fitness Studio (900
Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386,
www.leveragetrainingstudio.com)
Morning Wake-Up Workout: Full
body metabolic, Mon., Wed., Fri.,
7-7:45 a.m.
Primal Scream Classes: Tues.,
Thurs. 7-8 p.m.
Inferno: High Intensity Interval
Training: Sat., 10 a.m.
All classes free to members, $10
non-members.
Melt Hot Yoga (#16 Gateway
Shopping Center, Edwardsville,
570.287.3400, melthotyogastu-
dio.com)
Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m., 5:30 p.m. (90
minutes)
Tues., Thurs., 4 p.m. (one hour)
Sat., Sun., 9 a.m., 3 p.m. (90 min-
utes)
NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
Free week of Boot Camp for new
members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
p.m.
Wirred: Mon., Wed., 6:45 p.m., Sat.,
10 a.m. $5.
Yoga: Thurs. 7 p.m. $10.
Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
register.
Pocono Yoga & Meditation
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco-
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi,
certified yoga instructor
Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m.,
East Mountain Apartments. Free to
residents.
Private Yoga Instruction: Only by
appointment. $35 per hour. Call.
Private Meditation Instruction:
Only by appointment. $35 per hour.
Call.
Sandy Seyler Studio (House of
Nutrition, 2nd floor, 50 Main St.,
Luzerne, 570.288.1785, SandySeyl-
er.com)
Drumming and Dreaming: April 22,
2-5 p.m., House of Nutrition, Luzerne.
Healing meditation. Shamanic drum-
ming meditation, guided visual-
healing meditation. $40. Call to
reserve.
April Schedule
Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30
a.m.; Thurs., 7:15 p.m.; Sat., 9:30 a.m.
Multi-level, beginners and intermedi-
ate. Hatha Yoga postures, Pranayam,
deep relaxation. $11. Check web
calendar for weather cancellations.
Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m.;
Thurs., 6 p.m. Pranayam/mantra
meditation. No experience neces-
sary. $11. Check web calendar for
weather cancellations.
Spine & SportCare (Old Forge,
570.451.1122)
Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30
a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.;
Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class,
$45/5 classes.
Small Group Personal Training:
Personalized program changes w/
every session, similar to P90X cross-
fit. All levels, call for details.
Studio Brick (118 Walnut St.,
Danville, 570.275.3240)
All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing),
10-11 a.m.
Tarot Readings every Sun., 11
a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton,
located at Mall At Steamtown, first
floor outside Bonton. By Whitney
Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info:
570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Sham-
bala on Facebook.
Waering Stained Glass Stu-
dio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes-
Barre).
Tarot Card Readings: $50/first
half hour, $10 additional. Appoint-
ment only. Call 570.417.5020.
Whole Earth 7th Annual
2012 Holistic & Psychic Fair
(wholeearthfair@yahoo.com) April
28, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., April 29, 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Hilton Garden Inn (242 Highland
Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.). $3,
under 12 free. Kirilain photography,
holistic body workers, massage
therapy/reiki, gemstones, more.
Wilkes-Barre YMCA events
(570.823.2191)
Zumbatomic: Sat., 1 p.m. $16/8
week session for YMCA members,
$20/non-members. Designed for
ages 7-12, now offering parent class.
Pre-registration required.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544)
Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.;
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m.,
6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
YMCA of Greater Pittston (10
N Main St, Pittston, 570.655.2255 ext.
104, mlabagh@greaterpittstonym-
ca.org)
Basketball: Beginner (kindergar-
ten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m.
Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5)
Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/members,
$40/family member, $65/non-mem-
bers.
Zumba Fitness Classes
Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at
TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Mor-
gan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call
570.558.7293 for info.
Adult classes held at Fitwize 4
Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on
Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak
Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for
info.
OUTSIDE
Adventures in the Wilder-
ness (570.343.5144 or jane@hiking-
jane.com)
Greater Scranton YMCA outings (Y
members/$5, non-members/$8):
Dorflinger Sanctuary (Hawley):
April 15, 9:15 a.m., meet Y parking lot,
Dunmore. 3 miles moderate, a look
at restored old glass milling build-
ings.
Mount Minsi (Delaware Water
Gap): April 22, 9:15 a.m., meet Y
parking lot, Dunmore. 3 miles steep.
Endless Mountains Nature
Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunk-
hannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMN-
Conline.org)
Nature Ramble: April 14, 1-3 p.m.
Children must be accompanied by
adult. Bring binoculars, free to all.
Mommy & Me Naturally: April 17,
24, 10-11:30 am. Ages 2 1/2-4, adult.
Free, registration required.
Bird ID for Beginners: April 19, 26,
6:30-8:30 p.m., Tunkhannock Public
Library. Adults, serious teens only.
Free.
Bird Watching Walks: April 20, 27,
8-11 a.m. Bring binoculars, field guide.
Free.
Programs for Homeschool/Cyber
School Families (For registration
SEE AGENDA, PAGE 50
but then again ...
By Jim Rising
T
he road goes on. Not
forever, but from here to
there. From point A to
point B. Cold, hard and un-
caring the road is. Mostly the
road just is. Its a stretch of
road that doesnt invite the
traveler to stop or even slow
down. It offers nothing but a
means to an end, a way to get to
the place where there is some-
thing, a school, a lake, a store.
I live alongside the road. Its
just one of many that snake
through the Back Mountain. Its
a busy road, full of traffic go-
ing fast, probably faster, though
I have no way to prove it, than
the posted speed limit of 35
miles per hour. I know when I
drive the road and do so at the
speed limit, I fear that my auto
will be rear-ended at any mo-
ment. Brights and horns have
been used to urge me to in-
crease my speed. And hand
gestures and not-so-polite epi-
thets are used when I do not.
The road is not a toll road,
but it exacts a toll for the living
creatures that use it sans metal-
lic conveyance. Deer and chip-
munks, birds and squirrels,
groundhogs and rabbits have all
offered up life to the passing
parade. They all cross the road
not because it is there, but
because on the other side is a
cool, clean, unspoiled reservoir
of water. They know not, that
for them, the road is death.
They know only thirst.
The road has its tenders and
defenders. Its kept plowed in
winter, and the ditches (Im
told to call them swales) are
cleared out in the spring. Occa-
sionally, it is given cosmetic
surgery and repaved. The road
cares not. In a thousand years
after humans stop using the
road, the road will return to
nature.
Something happened not far
from my place next to the road.
No one but the man and his
Maker and the road will ever
know for sure what. No one
else saw when the truck hit the
tree, hard. Suppositions and
blame will be made and cast,
but in the end, the road knows,
and the road keeps itself to
itself.
A small wooden cross ap-
peared soon after. Its white
enamel with a spray of colored
plastic flowers, ribbons and a
bar code on the back. It carries
with it the thoughts and wishes
of those who knew he who left
the world behind on the road. I
suppose it shouldnt bother me,
but it does. The roadside me-
morial is in the wrong place.
The wrong side of the road,
many yards from where the
something happened. The road
goes on. W
Reach Jim at
jmrising@comcast.net. Even
more rants are on his blog at
jamesrising.com.
The long,
hard road
A roadside memorial near Jims house plagues him.
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PITTSTON 570.602.7700
MONTAGE 570.414.7700
The Sapphire Salon
KINGSTON 570.714.2323
close up
ASHLEE DANKO
WITH THE MODEL OF THE WEEK
HAIR AND MAKEUP
PROVIDED BY
SAPPHIRE SALON AND DAY SPA
WARDROBE PROVIDED BY
BRATTY NATTYS
BOUTIQUE
stage
I
ts the 1950s, theres a Mid-
western town in the middle of
nowhere that requires its
people to be quiet and proper. No
dancing, no rock music and
definitely no living out loud.
This town was free from de-
struction until a motorcycle-
riding, leather-wearing and hip-
rolling rebel named Chad moved
into town. Chad eventually gets
the attention of Natalie, who
dreams of finding a man who
will sweep her off her feet. Then
she realizes that Chad isnt in-
terested in her because he has
eyes for someone else. A twisted
love triangle turns this small
town upside down and all its
people get all shook up.
All Shook Up premiered on
Broadway at the Palace Theater
in March 2005 and only lasted
until that September. The show is
based on the concept of Shak-
espeares Twelfth Night and
features 19 popular Elvis Presley
songs, including All Shook Up,
Jailhouse Rock, (Let Me Be
Your) Teddy Bear, Hound
Dog, Blue Suede Shoes,
Cant Help Falling in Love and
(Youre The) Devil In Disguise,
just to name a few.
Even though the musical pro-
duction had a short run, Michael
Marone saw potential in the show
and will direct the production
that will be showing at the Music
Box Playhouse in Swoyersville
April 13-15, 20-22, 27-29. Ma-
rone also directed the show at the
Pennsylvania Theatre of Per-
forming Arts in Hazleton and
stated that he is using the same
choreography he used in his
previous production.
The Shakespeare stuff with
the Twelfth Night comes into
play with this girl in town who
really loves this guy, and she
decides that maybe the best way
to get to know what hes looking
for is to dress up like a man and
pretend shes one of the guys to
see what he talks about, he said.
Marone explained that one of
the unique things about All
Shook Up is the fascinating love
triangle that takes place in the
show. Natalie falls in love with
Chad, but yet Chad is head over
heels in love with Miss Sandra,
who doesnt want anything to do
with him, despite the fact that all
the other girls in town go crazy
for him.
Not only will he be directing
the show, but he will be playing
the part of Dennis, who is a
dorky character in love with
Natalie. He describes the charac-
ter as a comical side-kick with a
Buddy Holly resemblance.
Of course no woman is ever
going to fall in love with him
because hes so awkward and
weird, he said.
Marone shared that hes a fan
of the whole production, but
theres a scene in particular that
he favors more than the rest.
Theres a little medley in the
show, he said. Teddy Bear
and Hound Dog, which I think
is hilarious. Thats probably my
favorite section of the show.
Marone stated that the audi-
ence will get to see a high-energy
dance production, which is the
most dancing that the Music Box
Players has showcased in a long
time.
It certainly will be new for
audiences to see that, he said.
If nothing else, the older crowd
will get thrown back a little bit in
time to be able to reminisce
about the classic tunes that they
were familiar with when they
were younger. Very nostalgic. W
All Shook Up, April 13-15,
20-22, 27-29, Fri.-Sat., 8 p.m.,
Sun., 3 p.m. Music Box Play-
house (196 Hughes St.,
Swoyersville). Buffet/show:
$39 adults, $37 students/
seniors, $32 children. Show
only: $20 adults, $18 students/
seniors/children. Info:
800.698.PLAY, musicbox.org.
Michael Marone, Amanda Reese, Ryan Engle and Cate
McDonald in a scene from Music Boxs production of All
Shook Up.
Shakespeare
meets Elvis
By Amanda
Riemensnyder
Weekender Intern
Engle and McDonald.
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just for the
health of it
By Tim Hlivia
B
ig companies understand
the importance of brands,
and in the Age of the
Individual, you should, too.
Heres what it takes to be your
own brand and to be the CEO
of Me, Inc.
One of the things that held
me back from pursuing my
dream of opening a fitness
studio was fear of failure. At
the time, I also lacked the self
confidence that I needed to
overcome that fear, and as years
passed, my dream seemed to
slip farther away from me. Year
after year, I told myself that I
would wait for the perfect time
to open my gym and before I
knew it, 15 years worth of po-
tential perfect times had gone
by. Eventually, I took control of
my life, harnessed my self con-
fidence, and made the dream of
owning a gym become a reality.
Most times, instead of being
proactive in life, were just
spending time reacting. A great
way to regain control is to ex-
amine your life and determine
where your problems lie. Open
yourself up to new opportuni-
ties, so you see its possible to
chart your own course and drive
your life forward. Set goals
and reach them!
Start right now. As of this
very moment, begin thinking of
yourself differently. What is it
about yourself that you want to
change? Using 15 words or less,
describe what you want to
change about yourself, your
attitude, your environment.
Take the time to write down
your answer, and then take the
time to read it several times.
In hindsight, I realize I
shouldnt have waited so long
to accomplish my goal. Waiting
only prolonged my fear, affect-
ed my self-esteem and altered
my inner confidence. Even
though I regret not fulfilling
my dream sooner, Im glad I
finally pushed through the wall
of self doubt. There is no grea-
ter sense of accomplishment
than realizing that you can
reach your goals. Life is about
not letting your insecurities
hold you down, but harnessing
the power of your own thoughts
to change how you feel about
yourself and your outlook on
life.
If youd like to learn more
about confidence-building
skills, fitness, nutrition and
how to discover an improved
you, sign up for the Healthier
Image Womens Program at
Leverage Fitness Studio (900
Rutter Ave., Forty Fort). The
12-week series begins Sunday,
April 15. Call 570.338.2386 for
more details or to reserve your
spot. W
Its time to build your own brand - and your self
confidence.
B.Y.O.B.
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BLOOMSBURGS BREWS
In a record akin to big-name
concert tickets or sporting events,
The Taming of the Brew, a
fundraiser for Bloomsburg The-
atre Ensemble (BTE), sold out
the same day tickets went on
sale.
And it seems those who waited
too long to get tickets for the
beer and food tasting thatll be
held Saturday, April 14 from 7-11
p.m. at Caldwell Consistory
(150 Market St., Bloomsburg),
will miss out on the 11-year-old
events best year yet.
This year, we have a total of
36 brewers represented, which I
think is a record, said Beth
Larson, who co-chairs The Tam-
ing of the Brew with her husband
Michael Fritz.
This years 16 restaurants in-
clude Eagles Mere Inn, The
Links at Hemlock Creek, Pine
Barn Inn, Russells Restaurant/
Kristys Pub and Stone Fired
Grill while breweries include
Appalachian Brewing Compa-
ny, Barley Creek Brewing
Company, Breaker Brewing
Company, Colonel Ricketts
Hard Cider Winery, Lion
Brewery, Troegs Brewing Com-
pany, Victory Brewing Co. and
Yuengling from three different
distributors.
I think its really important to
note that these folks donate all
the beer and food, Larson began,
and for some restaurants and
breweries, that represents around
three grand for one evening, so
we couldnt do that without the
support of those folks.
Tickets for the event were $75
and food and brews are all-in-
clusive, and Larson said The
Taming of the Brew goes neck
and neck with BTEs other big
fundraiser, TreeFest. Last years
beer and food festival raised
around $25,000 for the non-
profit theater that was founded in
1978.
Ticket prices have risen the
past two years, and with stipends
that must be paid to some partici-
pating brewers and other costs
that come with running an event
that features alcohol, BTE has a
lot of overhead putting on The
Taming of the Brew.
The event is getting more
expensive for us to put on, and I
think its important to give the
context of why (prices rose),
Larson said. That helps folks
realize what it takes to put on a
party for 500 people. Most festiv-
als charge separately for the food,
by my knowledge, were one of
the only festivals where thats
included.
While its surely welcome for
the event to rapidly sell out, there
is some stress involved.
Especially when people know
youre on the committee, Larson
said, laughing. Friends come out
of the woodwork, but its great.
As long as we keep selling out,
we know were doing a good
event. Another reason it has such
an appeal is its intimacy. If we
expanded it and were not a
professional festival, were a
volunteer committee who fun-
draisers for a theater it would
lose its charm the bigger it got.
Its not just the lucky attendees
that tell BTE that The Taming of
the Brew is a great annual event.
We get told time and time
again from the vendors, in partic-
ular the brewers, that this is their
favorite event of the year, Lar-
son said. They really like the
intimacy of it, they like how we
take care of them, they like that
they actually have time to talk to
people about their wares and
everything.
In addition to the brews and
the food, The Taming of the
Brew also offers a silent auction
from local businesses and arti-
sans that range from gift certif-
icates to art to jewelry.
VEGANS UNITE!
Christian Pilosi, the owner
and chef of Eden, A Vegan Cafe
(344 Adams Ave., Scranton), is
taking part in PETAs Sexiest
Vegetarian Next Door contest.
Pilosi has been vegan for the past
15 years.
I would appreciate it if every-
one would go online and vote for
me, Pilosi said. You can vote
for me because you think I am
sexy or because you think I am a
nice guy or because you think I
do good things or because you
think it would be great for my
restaurant or if you think it would
be great for Scranton if I win!
First-round voting ends Mon-
day, April 16 at noon and finalists
will be announced Monday, April
23 at noon, when a new voting
round continues until Monday,
May 7. The winners, who land a
free trip to Hawaii, will be an-
nounced Monday, May 14.
To vote for Christian, visit
features.peta.org/Sexiest-Vegetar-
ian-2012 and search for Chris-
tian. W
Some images from last years installment of The
Taming of the Brew, as supplied by BTE.
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ARIES (MARCH21-APRIL19)
Often your role as truth teller and bull-
shit exposer is an unenviable, thankless
one. It causes you tons of stress, rarely
results in satisfying paybacks and gets you
into trouble more often than not. However,
every once in a while, you get the roman-
tic-comedy movie resolution, where the
douche gets his comeuppance, you are
praised for your astute and courageous
words and actions, and everyone is grateful
that someone, at least, was willing to say
what everyone was thinking and change
things for the better. While you may not
get exactly that result this week, youre
likely to get at least an appreciative pat on
the back. So theres that.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY20)
Transferring a relationship from one
world to another (friendship to romance,
say, or family to business) always brings
with it numerous complications. These are
by no means insurmountable provided
you acknowledge and address them with-
out blinders or deception. This new way of
relating requires entirely different rules
than your old connection; trying to contin-
ue as you have, in this new context, would
just lead to relationship-destroying disas-
ter. Throw out (or at least shelve indefi-
nitely) the old rulebooks, and sit down,
right now, to write some new ones from
scratch before you take another step.
Youll be glad you did later.
GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE 20)
While surely there are some things youd
rather not talk about, be realistic. Ac-
knowledge that sometimes your silence on
the subject will prove more intriguing to
others than just speaking up about it would
be. Keeping mum will only pique their
curiosity, forcing them to relentlessly ha-
rangue and stalk you until you spill the
beans anyway. While it might be embar-
rassing or painful to share something like
this, its still less of a hassle than the al-
ternative. Of course, if you insist on find-
ing that out the hard way, go ahead and
stay closemouthed. Youll wish you hadnt
later.
CANCER(JUNE 21-JULY22)
Because youre by nature a generous and
nurturing person, you end up with people
relying on you for far more or far longer
than they should. While you certainly
invited them to benefit from all the won-
derful things you have to give, at some
point they crossed a line or perhaps simply
didnt move on in the timeframe you
thought they would. Now its time for you
to play mama bird and gently push those
reluctant chicks out of the nest. They may
not think they can (or want to) fly on their
own, but you know better and the only
way theyll learn is by doing.
LEO(JULY23-AUG. 22)
Cutting other people some slack is this
weeks theme. Sure, you wish everyone
could abide by your ideal standards, but of
course you know thats not always the case.
Overlooking others shortcomings or
failings is the kind and generous thing to
do here, provided theyre not actually huge,
destructive character flaws. Most likely
theyre only things that annoy or inconve-
nience you, so getting over them is in
everyones best interest. Addressing them
would only make you seem petty, while
letting them go will probably add to your
air of benevolence and wisdom. Does it
seem like a no-brainer yet? It should.
VIRGO(AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
While you are arguably the most practi-
cal sign in the zodiac, sometimes when
someone else wants to implement their less
efficient or sensible idea, you dig in your
heels and can have a huge problem letting
them get their way. Theres always room
for compromise, only sometimes youre
simply too stubborn to see or acknowledge
it. That can lead to some massive dis-
agreements over truly tiny issues, simply
because of your persistent resistance. Sure,
their idea may downright suck compared to
yours. But being part of a team means
being willing to lose and letting others take
the lead. Try that this week, please.
LIBRA(SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Sometimes when you have good news or
fortune, you feel weird sharing it with
others who might not be in such a great
place in their lives or are actively suffering
from some misfortune. However, theres no
reason you should censor your own happi-
ness; if you wait until everyone else is
happy before you share your joy, youll
never get to share it at all. Presentation,
however, is key. If your tone is, Here are
all the ways Im glad Im not you right
now, your message will be understandably
ill received. However, if you instead offer a
distraction and your message is, Things
will get better for you, too, in time, your
listeners might prove grateful instead of
resentful.
SCORPIO(OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
I generally feel that keeping secrets ends
up causing more pain than telling the truth
a tough lesson for you Scorpios, who
keep your cards so close to your chests.
However, just imagine the pain your si-
lence (or deception) might cause, because
in the absence of the truth, people might
imagine scenarios that are far worse than
whats actually happening. Allowing them
to live with those excruciating fantasies
isnt fair or kind. This week, be kind and
let them in on the truth so they can be
released from the crueler lie theyve made
up.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Whenever I see someone with a controll-
ing, jealous or generally bitchy, unpleasant
partner, I wonder why they put up with it.
Amazing sex alone cant justify the misery
they surely suffer out of bed, but again and
again I see awful people shacked up with
long-term partners. Perhaps they simply
feel hopelessly trapped. The one thing I
can safely conclude, however, is that none
of those suffering partners are Sagittarians.
Having eluded many, you know how to
escape traps with ease. Consider showing
someone a way out of the one they think
theyre stuck in.
CAPRICORN(DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
While it may seem that someones taking
advantage of you (and perhaps they are, in
a way), consider the alternatives. Dont
compare their actions to what a saint might
do in their place, but rather to what youd
have to put up with from a stranger filling
their shoes. Im willing to bet that what
theyre asking from you is still far less
taxing than what youd be forced to pay
if virtually anyone else was doing what
theyre doing. So deliver with a smile, and
remember that theyre doing you a favor,
even if it doesnt always feel that way.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Its sweet of you to have taken on so
much responsibility. Of course your in-
tentions were almost saintly, but by now
youve probably realized that you may not
be able to deliver on everything you prom-
ised at least not at the level you imag-
ined. Its time for you to start seeking al-
ternatives. Thats not simply announcing
you cant handle this stuff and dumping
some of it on whoevers close at hand. You
still have a duty to find an appropriate
surrogate to absorb some of these respon-
sibilities; yes, another arduous task, but not
as taxing as being buried under the mas-
sive weight of everything youve taken on.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH20)
When noises at night keep you from a
good nights sleep, sleeping with earplugs
is a practical and effective solution. But
wearing those earplugs during a conversa-
tion whose content you dont want to hear
is a less laudable way to address the sit-
uation. Life is full of stuff youd rather
ignore, but doing so is childish and ulti-
mately ineffective. Pull out the earplugs,
remove the blinders, and face the uncom-
fortable or painful truths youve been
trying to shield yourself from. Yes, this
will suck but youll find that once
youve faced them, youll be able to happi-
ly move on from them and throw out those
earplugs and blinders once and for all. W
To contact Caeriel, e-mail
sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.
By Caeriel Crestin
JOSS STONE
April 11 1987
BROOKLYN DECKER
April 12 1987
AL GREEN
April 13 1946
RITCHIE BLACKMORE
April 14 1945
SETH ROGEN
(pictured)
April 15 1982
JON CRYER
April 16 1965
VICTORIA BECKHAM
April 17 1974
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awn Winarski got the acting bug as a child
and never looked back. Active in community
theater, Dawns artistic talent doesnt stop
there. Her love for painting and drawing has
made a recent comeback in her life, so get to
know this local talent.
What made you choose your profession? I went
to my rst professional theater production when I was 11
years old. After that I was hooked.
Community involvement: Ive been involved for
many years in community theater throughout Luzerne and
Lackawanna Counties.
Hobbies: Theater, of course. I also paint, draw and
dabble in photography.
Favorite quote: You need three things in the theater:
The play, the actors and the audience, and each must give
something. Kenneth Haigh
Favorite thing about the area: The fall foliage. I
love that time of year.
Favorite actor/actress: I admire Jessica Lange very
much. She brings so much electricity to stage and screen.
For the men, I would say Kevin Spacey. Hes so versatile.
One minute hes a psychotic killer and the next hes
singing Bobby Darin songs.
One thing most people dont know about me:
I was extremely shy growing up. Until I got involved
in theater, I would have never dare to speak in front of
people.
One thing Ive always wanted to do: I would love
to swim with dolphins.
What I wanted to be when I grew up: Was I was
young, I either wanted to be an artist or an oceanographer.
I love the sea.
Current passion: Ive really been getting back into
drawing and painting again. I used to do it all the time
when I was young, but as I grew older I started to get out
of it. ...
Who is...
My day job is in medical records,
but my chosen calling is the theater.
PHOTOGRAPH BY RACHEL A. PUGH
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Engine:
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This vehicle has survived because it
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car, which has a 3-speed transmission on the
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info, program schedule, calendar of
events, go online or call):
Wetlands & Salamanders: April
25, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Kindergarten-
high school. $6/student, $3/parent.
Registration deadline one week in
advance.
Frances Slocum State Park
(565 Mt. Olivet Road, Wyoming,
570.696.9105)
Clean-Up Day: April 21, 10 a.m.-
noon. Volunteers needed to help
with Earth Day cleanup, litter pick-
up, raking mulch, planting shrubs,
meet at park office for assignment.
Groups of 5 or more, pre-register.
Nescopeck State Park (1137
Honey Hole Rd., Drums,
570.403.2006) All events free, un-
less noted otherwise. Reservations
required.
Biodiversity Basics Workshop for
Educators of Grades 4-12: April 12, 9
a.m.-4 p.m. Pre-registration re-
quired, call. $20 material fee.
Junior Bird Club: April 14, 6:30-
7:30 p.m., meet park office. Ages 9+.
Meets monthly. One-time $5 fee for
members. Registration required,
call.
Tumblin Timberdoodles: April 14,
7:30-8:30 p.m., meet park office.
Elusive American woodcock returns
to park. Program is inside/outdoors.
Registration required, call.
North Branch Land Trust
Training Session April 11, 6 p.m.,
Trucksville office. Become NBLT
volunteer land monitor. Contact
570.696.5545, coker@nblt.org to
register.
Salt Springs State Park
(Montrose, 570.967.7275,
www.friendsofsaltspringspark.org)
To register for classes, call
570.833.4034
Cycle and Recycle to Celebrate
Earth Day: April 22, 12:30-5 p.m.
Recycling/composting demos, bike
rides. 12 and under free. See web for
full schedule of times and activities.
SOCIAL GROUPS
Clear 4 Tea Party (clear4tea-
party.com)
Emancipation TEA Party: April 16,
noon, Honesdale Central Park
(across from court house, corner of
9th, Court St.). All are welcome. Info:
clear4teaparty@gmail.com, CLEAR 4
TEA Party, PO Box 503, Honesdale,
PA 18431.
Monroe County Garden Club
Monthly Meeting: April 11, 11:30
a.m., Hughes Public Library (N. 9th
St., Stroudsburg).Linda Wiles to
present Gardening for Butterflies.
Design competition is Star Light,
Star Bright. Horticulture competi-
tion, any flower cut from a bulb. For
info, contact 570.420.0283, ades-
kus@ptd.net.
Myasthenia Gravis Support
Group
Meeting: April 14, 11 a.m., Commu-
nity Room, Charles Luger Outpatient
Center, Allied Services (475 Morgan
Highway, Scranton). More meetings
June 9, Aug. 4, Oct. 6, Dec. 1. Info:
570.687.6009, 1.877.596.1491
NEPA Networkers, A Link-
edIn community
Spring Mixer: April 19, 5:30-7:30
p.m., East Mountain Inn (2400 East
End Blvd., Wilkes-Barre). $15, fea-
tures 15-minute LinkedIn training
session, cash bar, snacks. RSVP to
http://linkd.in/x58ekc.
The NEPA Rainbow Alliance
(www.gaynepa.com)
As part of the NEPA SafeZone
Project, NEPA RA is creating an It
Gets Better video. Video features
local representatives from the LGBT
community, allies and more offering
words of encouragement. To be a
sponsor, e-mail itgetsbetter@gayne-
pa.com; to be in the video, visit
gaynepa.com for details/application.
NEPA Rainbow Awards Gala: April
28, 5-11 p.m., Radisson Lackawanna
Station Hotel (700 Lackawanna Ave.,
Scranton). $75.
Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason
Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101)
Support Group Meetings: third
Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m.
Overeaters Anon. meetings
Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30
p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers
welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for de-
tails/meeting locations of visit
www.oa.org.
St Josephs Senior Social
Club
Meeting: April 19, 2 p.m., St. Roc-
cos auditorium.
Support Group for Anxiety,
Stress, Depression April 17,
6:30 p.m., St. Pauls Lutheran Church
(316 S. Mountain Blvd., Mountaintop).
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What a breeze
Scranton rap artist Drew Breeze, who just released his mixtape
Back to Backpack, is slated for several upcoming perform-
ances.
He will perform as part of the NEPA HipHop Magazine pre-
release show Friday, April 13 at 9 p.m. at Beko Martini Lounge
(414 Spruce St., Scranton), on Thursday, April 19 at 9 p.m. at the
Irish Wolf Pub (503 Linden St., Scranton) as part of an @Werk
Management showcase and Friday, April 27 at 9 p.m. at Ben-
tleys (2300 Rte. 309, Ashley) for the NEPA HipHop Magazine
release party.
The @Werk Management showcase will also feature Jegabug,
Vigilant and Scarleoni, and there will be a $5 cover. For more
info, find Breeze on Twitter @drew_breezey, on Facebook or on
YouTube, YouTube.com/drewbreeze570.
sorry mom&dad
By Justin Brown
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hen it comes to things
people say about me
behind my back, Im
Ray Charles to the bullshit.
The way I look at it, whatever
people say about me is none
of my business. If someone
judges me, it doesnt define
me, it defines them. When it
comes to my Momma, on the
other hand, you better watch
your mouth unless youre
willing to fork over $250 like
in the infamous case of the
2006 Yo Momma competi-
tion.
Yo Mommas lips are so
big that she has to put lipstick
on with a paint roller, I said
aloud to myself as my room-
mate, Eddie, entered the room.
I dont even wanna know!
he stated.
Im practicing for the Yo
Momma competition tomorrow
in the Student Center, I ex-
plained.
At the time, Yo Momma
was a popular show on MTV
hosted by Wilmer Valderrama,
where the best trash-talkers
across America insulted each
others mother through a series
of intense battles that usually
took place near a chain-linked
fence. When I found out my
school was hosting its very
own battle for a grand prize
of $250, I decided it would be
financially irresponsible of me
not to compete.
After watching movies about
bad mothers on Lifetime for
inspiration and making my
friends sit in the first row
with cue cards to hold up in
case I froze, I was ready to
rock.
Youre the only white guy
participating, Eddie pointed
out shortly before the competi-
tion began. Are you sure you
want to do this? Theyll rip
you apart!
Instead of taking Eddies
sound advice, I decided to
seize the opportunity, realizing
it could be the closest Id ever
get to being the token white
guy in a Tyler Perry movie.
After spitting out one-liners
like Yo Momma is so fat
when someone says Kool-Aid,
she busts through the wall, I
not only earned the respect of
the crowd, but I had them in
a bigger uproar than the wom-
en of the Ohio correctional
facility in the MoNique come-
dy special I Coulda Been
Your Cellmate.
In the end, I was robbed Al
Gore-style, finishing in second.
Looking back, Im sorry I
let someone talk shit on you,
Mom, for a chance at cash.
They didnt mean what they
said about you. Even if they
did, remember: People will
always talk, so you might as
well give them something to
talk about ... W
Remembering
Yo Momma
Justin got in the Yo Momma ring ... and, sadly, lost.
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DUI? *Sued for
Custody or Child
Support? Call the
Law office of
Michael P. Kelly
570-417-5561
406 ATVs/Dune
Buggies
HAWK 2011 UTILITY ATV
NEW!! Full size
adult ATV. Strong 4
stroke motor. CVT
fully automatic
transmission with
reverse. Electric
start. Front & rear
luggage racks.
Long travel suspen-
sion. Disc brakes.
Dual stage head
lights. Perfect for
hunters & trail rid-
ers alike. BRAND NEW
& READY TO RIDE.
$1,995 takes it
away.
570-817-2952
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TOMAHAWK`11
ATV, 110 CC. Brand
New Tomahawk
Kids Quad. Only
$695 takes it away!
570-817-2952
Wilkes-Barre
409 Autos under
$5000
BUICK 03 LESABRE
4 door, V6, 78k,
loaded, white, gray
cloth interior, very
good condition!!!
$4999 warranty
available call.
570-388-6008
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CHRYSLER `04
SEBRING
LXI CONVERTIBLE
Low miles - 54,000.
V6. FWD. Leather
interior. Great
shape. A/C. CD.
All power.
$6,900. Negotiable
New inspection &
tires.
(570) 760-1005
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AUDI 03 TT
ROADSTER CONVERTIBLE
BEAUTIFUL AUTO
4 cylinder 1.8.
Loaded, silver black
leather. 66,000
miles. Bose premi-
um sound. 6 CD
changer. New tires,
inspection, timing
belt. Garaged, no
snow. $11,200.
570-592-2458
DODGE `00 DURANGO
SPORT
4.7 V8, 4WD, 3rd
row seat, runs
good, needs body
work $1900.
570-902-5623
FORD `95
CROWN VICTORIA
V-8, power windows
& seats, cruise con-
trol. Recent inspec-
tion. Asking $1,000.
Call 570-604-9325
FORD 02 MUSTANG
GT CONVERTIBLE
Red with black
top. 6,500 miles.
One Owner.
Excellent Condi-
tion. $17,500
570-760-5833
HONDA 08 ACCORD
4 door, EXL with
navigation system.
4 cyl, silver w/
black interior. Satel-
lite radio, 6CD
changer, heated
leather seats, high,
highway miles. Well
maintained. Monthly
service record
available. Call Bob.
570-479-0195
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JAGUAR `00 S TYPE
4 door sedan. Like
new condition. Bril-
liant blue exterior
with beige hides.
Car is fully equipped
with navigation sys-
tem, V-8, automatic,
climate control AC,
alarm system,
AM/FM 6 disc CD,
garage door open-
er. 42,000 original
miles. $9,000
Call (570) 288-6009
VOLKSWAGEN 00
BEETLE
2.0 automatic, air
67k miles $6400.
570-466-0999
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TOYOTA 04 CELICA GT
112K miles. Blue,
5 speed. Air,
power
windows/locks,
CD/cassette, Key-
less entry, sun-
roof, new battery.
Car drives and
has current PA
inspection. Slight
rust on corner of
passenger door.
Clutch slips on
hard acceleration.
This is why its
thousands less
than Blue Book
value. $6,500
OBO. Make an
offer! Call
570-592-1629
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE
$49,000
FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD
All original $12,000
MERCEDES 76 450 SL
$24,000
MERCEDES 29
Kit Car $9,000
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CHEVY 77 CORVETTE
52K, restored, red/
red, A/C, all power,
exceptional condi-
tion inside and out.
$11,900
570-563-5056
FORD `52
COUNTRY SEDAN
CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON
V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
3rd seat, good
condition, 2nd
owner. REDUCED TO
$6,500.
570-579-3517
570-455-6589
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Repair
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
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509 Building/
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Invisible Fence technology keeps dogs
safer. Training is provided to operate
ditch witch and install underground
wire and components. Full time physical
job. Must have good math skills, clean
driving record and be courteous.
Must pass physical & drug test.
Invisible Fence Installer
Call or email Brian at Harvis
Interview Service for application
or questions: 542-5330 or
ifnepa.jobs@gmail.com
Hydroseed and soil erosion control
experience helpful. Valid drivers
license a must. Top wages paid.
Unlimited overtime.
Apply in person.
8am-4pm. Monday-Friday.
1204 Main Street
Swoyersville
Varsity Inc.
No Calls Please. E.O.E.
Landscape Personnel
Experienced
Full-time position
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415 Autos-Antique
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MAZDA `88 RX-7
CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior,
all original & never
seen snow. $7,995.
Call 570-237-5119
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MERCEDES 1975
Good interior &
exterior. Runs
great! New tires.
Many new parts.
Moving, Must Sell.
$1,300 or
best offer
570-362-3626
Ask for Lee
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
DESOTO CUSTOM
49 4 DOOR SEDAN
3 on the tree with
fluid drive. This All
American Classic
Icon runs like a top
at 55MPH. Kin to
Chrysler, Dodge,
Plymouth, Imperial
Desoto, built in the
American Midwest,
after WWII, in a
plant that once
produced B29
Bombers. In its
original antiquity
condition, with
original shop &
parts manuals,
shes beautifully
detailed and ready
for auction in Sin
City. Spent her
entire life in Ari-
zona and New
Mexico, never saw
a day of rain or
rust. Only $19,995.
To test drive, by
appointment only,
Contact Tony at
570-899-2121 or
penntech84th@
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MERCEDES-BENZ
`73 450SL
Convertible with
removable hard top,
power windows, AM
/FM radio with cas-
sette player, CD
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital-
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
dition. Reduced
price to $26,000.
Call 570-825-6272
MERCEDES-BENZ
`73 450SL
Convertible with
removable hard top,
power windows, AM
/FM radio with cas-
sette player, CD
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital-
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
dition. Reduced
price to $26,000.
Call 570-825-6272
MERCURY `79
ZEPHYR
6 cylinder
automatic.
52k original miles.
Florida car. $1500.
570-899-1896
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
OLDSMOBILE
`68
DELMONT
Must Sell!
Appraised
for $9,200
All original
45,000 miles
350 Rocket
engine
Fender skirts
Always
garaged
Will sell for
$6,000
Serious
inquires only
570-
690-0727
421 Boats &
Marinas
MIRRORCRAFT 01
FISHING BOAT
LOADED. 30 hp
Johnson, Bow
mounted trolling
motor, 2 fish find-
ers, live well, bilge,
lights, swivel seats
and trailer. Garage
kept. $5,900.
Call Chuck at
570-466-2819
424 Boat Parts/
Supplies
CANNON Uni-Troll
Downriggers (2)
like new
condition, used 2
seasons & nbsp; 8
lb balls included. No
bases $275.
570-262-0716
427 Commercial
Trucks &
Equipment
CHEVY 08 3500
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic.
Only 12,000 miles.
Vehicle in like
new condition.
$19,000.
570-288-4322
439 Motorcycles
BMW 07 K1200 GT
Low mileage. Many
extras. Clean.
$9,000
(570) 646-2645
HARLEY 10 DAVIDSON
SPORTSTER CUSTOM
Loud pipes.
Near Mint
174 miles - yes,
One hundred and
seventy four
miles on the
clock, original
owner. $8000.
570-876-2816
439 Motorcycles
BMW 2010 K1300S
Only 460 miles! Has
all bells & whistles.
Heated grips, 12 volt
outlet, traction con-
trol, ride adjustment
on the fly. Black with
lite gray and red
trim. comes with
BMW cover, battery
tender, black blue
tooth helmet with
FM stereo and black
leather riding gloves
(like new). paid
$20,500. Sell for
$15,000 FIRM.
Call 570-262-0914
Leave message.
HARLEY 2011
HERITAGE SOFTTAIL
Black. 1,800 miles.
ABS brakes. Securi-
ty System Package.
$16,000 firm.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
570-704-6023
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 Dyna Wide Glide
Excellent condition -
garage kept! Gold-
en Anniversary - sil-
ver/black. New
Tires. Extras.
19,000 miles.
Must Sell!
$10,000.
570-639-2539
HARLEY DAVIDSON
80
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
way! Mint origi-
nal antique show
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
28,000 original
miles! Never
needs inspec-
tion, permanent
registration.
$7,995 OBO
570-905-9348
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SUZUKI 2001 VS
800 GL INTRUDER
Garage kept, no
rust, lots of
chrome, black with
teal green flake.
Includes storage
jack & 2 helmets.
570-410-1026
YAMAHA 97
ROYALSTAR 1300
12,000 miles. With
windshield. Runs
excellent. Many
extras including
gunfighter seat,
leather bags, extra
pipes. New tires &
battery. Asking
$4,000 firm.
(570) 814-1548
442 RVs & Campers
FLAGSTAFF `08
CLASSIC
NOW BACK IN PA.
Super Lite Fifth
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders,
aluminum wheels, ,
awning, microwave
oven, tinted safety
glass windows,
fridge & many
accessories &
options. Excellent
condition, $22,500.
570-868-6986
FLEETWOOD 06
PROWLER
30 model #300FQS
1 slide out, living
/dining area, Queen
bed, sofa/double
bed, large bath, AM/
FM CD player, micro
wave, large refrig-
erator. Upgrades
include scissor lev-
eling jacks, ducted
heat & air, glass
shower door, sky-
light in bath. Water
filter system, spare
tire & cover + ex-
tras. Trailer is at
campground. Site
fee paid 05/1/12
through 09/30/12
or can be moved.
Asking $15,500.
Call 570-233-8652
570-443-9260
WINNEBAGO 02
ADVENTURER
35 Foot, double
slides, V-10 Ford.
Central air, full awn-
ings, one owner,
pet & smoke free.
Excellent condition
and low mileage.
$68,000.
Call 570-594-6496
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
CHRYSLER `02
TOWN & COUNTRY
Luxury people
mover! 87,300 well
maintained miles.
This like-new van
has third row seat-
ing, power side &
rear doors. Eco-
nomical V6 drive-
train and all avail-
able options. Priced
for quick sale
$6,295. Generous
trade-in allowances
will be given on this
top-of-the-line vehi-
cle. Call Fran
570-466-2771
Scranton
FORD 02 EXPLORER
Red, XLT, Original
non-smoking owner,
garaged, synthetic
oil since new, excel-
lent in and out. New
tires and battery.
90,000 miles.
$7,500
(570) 403-3016
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
FORD `10 F150
BLACK KING RANCH
4X4 LARIAT 145
WB STYLESIDE
5.4L V8 engine
Electronic
6 speed auto-
matic. Brown
leather King
Ranch interior.
Heat/cool front
seats. Power
moonroof, rear
view camera,
18 aluminum
wheels, tow
package,
navigation
system.
23,000 miles.
Asking $33,000
Call Jeff @
570-829-7172
GMC `05 SAVANA
1500 Cargo Van.
AWD. V8 automatic.
A/C. New brakes &
tires. Price reduced
$10,250. Call
570-474-6028
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MERCURY `03
MOUNTAINEER
AWD. Third row
seating. Economical
6 cylinder automat-
ic. Fully loaded with
all available options.
93k pampered miles.
Garage kept. Safety /
emissions inspected
and ready to go. Sale
priced at $7595.
Trade-ins accepted.
Tag & title process-
ing available with
purchase. Call Fran
for an appointment
to see this out-
standing SUV.
570-466-2771
Scranton
MITSUBISHI `11
OUTLANDER SPORT SE
AWD, Black interi-
or/exterior, start/
stop engine with
keyless entry, heat-
ed seats, 18 alloy
wheels, many extra
features. Only Low
Miles. 10 year,
100,000 mile war-
ranty. $22,500. Will-
ing to negotiate.
Serious inquires
only - must sell,
going to law school.
(570) 793-6844
460
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472 Auto Services
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Cars & Full Size
Trucks. For prices...
Lamoreaux Auto
Parts 477-2562
476 Motorcycle
Accessories
SADDLE BAGS Mus-
tang, hard case,
leather covered,
lockable, installs
on/off in seconds.
Fits most Harleys
that have a sissy
bar or tour pack-like
new $399.
570-690-8588
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Development
548 Medical/Health
566 Sales/Business
Development
548 Medical/Health
542 Logistics/
Transportation
542 Logistics/
Transportation
554 Production/
Operations
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
554 Production/
Operations
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
United One Resources is seeking full time
real estate processors. The successful candidates
should be able to type a minimum of 50 wpm,
possess excellent phone and organizational skills,
the ability to multi-task, conscientious with an
attention to detail, work in a fast pace
environment and successfully meet daily goals.
Previous title insurance processing, banking or
lending experience preferred but not required.
We offer a competitive benefit package.
Hours: 10am-6pm.
Real Estate Processor
For consideration,
forward your resume to:
iwanttowork@unitedoneresources.com
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JOB F JOB FAIR AIR
CGGVeritas has immediate openings in
our land field seismic operations in
Pennsylvania. We are hiring:
FRONT LINE SEISMIC WORKERS
No experience necessary
PA BLASTERS
Minimum one year experience
working with explosives
DISCOVER THE OPPORTUNITIES
Culture of Excellence
Excellent compensation and benefits
International career opportunities
Industry best training and develop-
ment opportunities
Information Sessions and Interviews:
Wednesday, April 11
PA Career Link of Lycoming County
9AM, 1PM, 4PM
329 Pine Street
Thursday, April 12
Quality Inn, Wilkes-Barre
10AM, 2PM, 6PM
880 Kidder Street
Successful candidates must be 18 years of
age, pass a pre-employment drug test,
health assessment and criminal
background check.
CGGVeritas is an equal employment
opportunity and affirmative action employer.
M. Mayo Striping
EXPANDING SERVICES FOR
PAVEMENT MARKINGS COMPANY.
Looking for experienced:
Paint Truck Operators,
Line Stripers,
Thermalplatic Technicians
and General Laborers
Please apply
Monday, Wednesday or Friday 9am-1pm
at
2480 State Rt. 92, Falls
Or contact us at 570-388-7040
Manufacturer in Hazle Township seeking
an experienced manager to supply
technical support to our Latin America
sales staff. Must be uent reading,
writing and speaking English and Spanish.
You will act as the point of contact for
our Latin American customers and
commercial partners (agents). This
will include responding to inquires
about our products and services AND
handling/resolving machine performance
and technical issues. Besides being
involved in the daily order management
process, you will receive, review, and
respond to RFQs for our products and
services and coordinate service calls for
customers. Must be technically savvy
and able to work with several computer
applications. A minimum of 4 years
experience in Technical Sales, Inside
Sales or Customer Service in industrial
equipment industry is required. Check our
website at www.eammosca.com.
Position located in Hazle Township, PA.
TECHNICAL SALES/
SUPPORT MANAGER
Full-Time
Therapeutic Staff
Support Workers
(Experience working with
male adolescents benecial)
Bachelors Degree/Associate Degree in
Human Services. Provide 1:1
interventions & support to children.
Full-time benets include:
competitive pay, health insurance,
paid holidays and vacation days.
Please send, fax or e-mail your
resume & letter of interest to:
Childrens Behavioral
Health Services, Inc.
has immediate openings for:
BEHAVIORAL SPECIALIST
CONSULTANTS
Must have a Masters Degree
in a Clinical eld.
Childrens Behavioral
Health Services, Inc.
Attn: Susan Hurd
104 Woodward Hill Road
Edwardsville PA 18704
Email shurd@cbhsinc.com
or Fax to 714-7231
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NOW HIRING CLASS A
OTR DRIVERS
Van Hoekelen Greenhouses is a family owned
business located in McAdoo, PA. We have
immediate openings for reliable full-time
tractor trailer drivers, to deliver product to our
customers across the 48 states. Our premier
employment package includes:
PLEASE CONTACT SHARON AT
800-979-2022 EXT 1914,
Mail resume to P.O. Box 88, McAdoo, PA
18237 or Fax to 570-929-2260
Visit our website at
www.vhgreenhouses.com
for more details.
Requirements are: Valid Class A CDL, minimum 1 year OTR
experience, must lift 40lbs, and meet driving and criminal
record guidelines
Hourly Pay- including paid detention time,
and guaranteed 8 hours per day
Safety Bonus - $.05/mile paid quarterly
Great Benets - 100% paid health insurance,
vision, dental, life, STD, 401K, vacation time,
and holiday pay.
Pet & Rider Program
Well maintained freightliners and reefer trailers
Continuous year-round steady work with home
time
Houff is hiring company drivers and Owner-
Operators to work out of Hazleton Pa. Work
5 days and off 48 hours weekly. Service area
from PA to NC doing pickup & delivery, drop
& hook, and terminal-to-terminal runs. Full
company benet package. Company driver
average $1250 weekly & Owner-Operator
average $4000 gross weekly.
HOUFF TRANSFER is well known for
outstanding customer service, safety, and
reliability.
Requires 5+ years experience, safe driving
record, and Hazmat within 60 days. Lease
equipment ideally should be 5 yrs old or
newer.
Tractor-Trailer Drivers
Home 48 hours EVERY Week
Info Ed Miller @
877-234-9233 540-234-9233
Apply www.houff.com
Distribution Clerks
Wilkes-Barre
Are you a night owl looking for part-time work?
Position is TEMP-HIRE $9.75 Per Hour!
Thursday-Saturday 3pm-1:30am
REQUIREMENTS FOR CONSIDERATION:
PROFESSIONAL RESUME
with Solid Work History
Submit to a Background & Drug Screen
HS Diploma/GED
Stand on Feet All Day
Basic Computer Skills
Apply Today At
www.adeccousa.com
Or Call 570.451.3726
530 Human
Resources
HUMAN RESOURCE
PART TIME
Telecommuting
position. HR Gen-
eralist/ Recruiter
skillset required. 7+
years experience in
high volume HR
environment. CON-
TACT BRIAN PHILLIPS
WITH QUESTIONS
570.542.5330
OR SEND RESUME
jobs.harvis@
gmail.com
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533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
AUTOMOTIVE
TECHNICIANS NEEDED
Motivated.
Experience pre-
ferred, recent
grads considered.
Competitive salary
and benefits.
Rymer Automotive
Specialists
Call 570-970-8840
Erosion Control
Laborers
Will operate hydro-
seeder and equip-
ment to install ero-
sion control socks,
matting and barri-
ers. Drivers license
a must. Top wages
paid plus Overtime.
APPLY IN PERSON
8AM-4PM
MONDAY-FRIDAY.
1204 MAIN STREET
SWOYERSVILLE
VARSITY, INC.
NO CALLS PLEASE.
533 Installation/
Maintenance/
Repair
Machine / Equipment
Operators
Will operate various
machines and small
equipment like trac-
tors and sock fillers
on gas site. Drivers
license a must.
Top wages paid
plus overtime.
APPLY IN PERSON
8AM-4PM
MONDAY-FRIDAY.
1204 MAIN STREET
SWOYERSVILLE
VARSITY, INC.
NO CALLS PLEASE.
542 Logistics/
Transportation
Drivers - CDL-A:
Home Every Night!
Local Hazleton
Dedicated route!
Great Pay, Benefits!
Estenson Logistics
Apply:
www.goelc.com
1-866-336-9642
DRIVERS
Due to our contin-
ued growth, Bolus
Freight Systems
is expanding its fleet
of company drivers.
Company drivers
will enjoy dedicated
runs or regional
runs. You can be
home every night or
every weekend, the
choice is yours.
You can earn in
excess of $1400 per
week, and you will
be driving a new or
late model truck.
Part time and week-
end work also avail-
able. This is a
career opportunity
for dependable driv-
ers to work for an
industry leader and
one of the highest
paying companies in
the business. We
offer a performance
bonus, paid vaca-
tions and holidays,
medical and life
insurance as well as
401K. For more
information call:
1-800-444-1497
ext 721 or hit 0
and ask for
Carl or Joe D.
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539 Legal 539 Legal
LEGAL SECRETARY/
PARALEGAL WANTED
* AGGRESSIVE * TAKE CHARGE * POLISHED
Full position in Luzerne County, PA.
Experience preferred in criminal law,
personal injury, wills & estates. Must be a
motivated team player, punctual, work
efficiently & independently.
All resumes are confidential, resumes to:
professionallegalsecretary@aol.com
542 Logistics/
Transportation
Transportation
Coordinator
Saturday - Wednes-
day. 3pm-11pm.
$9/hour.
Send resume to: c/o
The Times Leader
Box 3080
15 N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
545 Marketing/
Product
TELEMARKETING
Our Call Center
is expanding
in Wilkes-Barre.
Immediate
openings for
day & night shifts.
Excellent base
rate + lucrative
bonus plan.
Call 570-825-9402
548 Medical/Health
BIOMEDICAL
EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN
Full time. We have
an excellent oppor-
tunity for a highly
motivated, experi-
enced BMET for
Biomed Lab & Field
Service. Candidate
should have an AS
degree or equiva-
lent experience, and
possess strong
communication
skills. We offer a
competitive com-
pensation package
& a co-operative
stable work environ-
ment. Please send
resume to:
c/o Times Leader
Box 3065
15 N. Main Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
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FULL AND PART TIME
COOK. Must have
healthcare cooking
experience.
PART TIME ACTIVITY
AIDE. LPNS.
No phone calls.
Apply in person.
TIFFANY COURT
700 NORTHAMPTON ST
KINGSTON, PA
548 Medical/Health
Busy surgery center
is seeking a full-time
MEDICAL ASSISTANT
& PER DIEM RNS
to join their team.
Responsibilities of
Medical Assistant
will include making
beds, escorting
patients, and gener-
ally assisting staff.
Starting wage is
$10.00 per hour,
benefits available,
PTO time and 401k.
Basic experience in
a medical setting
necessary. Per
Diem RNs to work
Pre & Post Op
areas. Competitive
hourly rate.
Please send
resume, no cover
letter, to: pjresume1
@hotmail.com
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Assisted
Living
Personal Care Aides
2ND &3RD SHIFTS
APPLY WITHIN:
4252 Memorial
Highway
Dallas, PA 18612
PERSONAL CARE AIDES
7am-7pm,
weekends.
Part time 11pm-7am
H.S. Diploma or
GED required
Please apply in person
Riverview Ridge
300 Courtright St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18702
551 Other
MAINTENANCE/
KENNEL ASSISTANT:
Our busy animal
hospital is looking
for a dependable,
self-motivated, hard
working team play-
er. Duties include
animal care and ani-
mal handling and
assisting with the
housekeeping of our
facility. The position
requires true com-
passion for animals,
experience with ani-
mals and the ability
to be confident han-
dling them. This is a
part time position
and requires at
least two Saturdays
each month.
Please reply to: c/o
The Times Leader
Box 3075
15 N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
554 Production/
Operations
H.C.S.C.
Industrial Laundry
2nd Shift
Positions Available
1 year, 18 months &
2 year increases.
Production Hours:
4:30p.m.-12:30a.m.
Overtime Required.
Excellent Benefit
Package.
$50.00 Monthly
Attendance Bonus.
Pre-placement drug
screen required.
H.C.S.C. LAUNDRY
(BESIDE THE ARMORY)
REAR 310 MARKET ST.
KINGSTON, PA 18704
NO PHONE CALLS
PLEASE!!
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566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
Delivery Driver
Local delivery and
warehousing
position.
No CDL required.
Call Darrell at
EFO FURNITURE
570-883-9311
SALES
Tremendous Sales
Opportunity for right
individual. Large
established Estate
Planning firm in
need of Sales Rep in
the Scranton Area.
Must have car and
in home sales expe-
rience a plus.
$60,000 per year
commission poten-
tial with full training
provided. Please
send resume to:
msmeraldo@
trust-asc.com
NO CALLS PLEASE.
566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
COUNTER SALES/
UTILITY PERSON
Local construction
& industrial supply
company is seeking
an individual for
counter sales and in
store general pro-
cessing. Duties to
include but not limit-
ed to store counter
sales, stocking
shelves, ordering,
receiving and some
light yard and ware-
house work. Appli-
cants must possess
good communica-
tion skills and work
well with other
employees. Previ-
ous experience in
counter sales and
with point of sale
systems a plus. We
offer competitive
wages, IRA and
health benefits.
Send resume to:
Team Supply
PO BOX 2178
Hazleton, PA 18201
or complete an
employment
application at
Team Supply
1548 Highway 315
Wilkes-Barre
600
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610 Business
Opportunities
COFFEE SHOP
Turn key operation
in a wonderful area.
A must see! Deli &
ice cream. Will train,
excellent opportuni-
ty. $25,000.
570-262-1497
TURN KEY OPERATION
Located at
Wyoming Valley Mall
must sell. $125,000
negotiable. Ask for
Rob 570-693-3323
630 Money To Loan
We can erase
your bad credit -
100% GUARAN-
TEED. Attorneys
for the Federal
Trade Commission
say theyve never
seen a legitimate
credit repair opera-
tion. No one can
legally remove
accurate and timely
information from
your credit report.
Its a process that
starts with you and
involves time and a
conscious effort to
pay your debts.
Learn about manag-
ing credit and debt
at ftc. gov/credit. A
message from The
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the FTC.
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MERCHANDISE
706 Arts/Crafts/
Hobbies
BABY BLANKETS
Handmade cro-
cheted or lap blan-
kets. $15. each.
Handmade cro-
cheted scarves $6.
each or 2 for $10.
570-417-2555
PAINTBALLS 3000!!
Custom 98 tippman,
cleaning kit, belt.
$100. 570-430-9231
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
COINS. Washington
quarters 32-34D,
35, 36, 36D-37.
$70. 570-287-4135
ENESO Cherrished
Teddies collectibles
for sale too many to
list, all items: $100.
570-283-5064
710 Appliances
BEER FRIDGE
unique; old single
door GE; drilled and
tapped; with tank &
lines $85.
570-696-9024
DISHWASHER 24
white, 2 years old
$150. obo.
RANGE HOOD 30
Broan, white $50.
obo. 570-574-3899
FOOD PROCESSOR
B & D, glass blender
jar $20. Cooks
Essential fryer, 1 qt.
stainless steel $5.
Hamilton beach
toaster oven $12.
570-696-9086
GENES
RECONDITIONED
APPLIANCES
60 Day Warranty
Monday-Friday
8:00PM-5:00PM
Saturday
8:00AM-11:00AM
Gateway
Shopping Center
Kingston, PA
(570) 819-1966
RANGE 40 Tappan
electric, white,
excellent condition.
Cost over $1200
new sell for $350.
570-474-0974
RANGE: Kenmore
countertop electric,
stainless steel, 4
burner with center
grill. Good condition.
$125.570-675-0248
REFRIGERATOR
Frigidaire Elite 22
cu. in. side by side,
excellent $75.
570-825-8256
WASHER, metal,
oversized heavy
duty, 15 cycle $75.
570-909-7621
712 Baby Items
CRADLE SWING
baby girl purple F. P.
Paid $169. Asking
$70. Hardly used.
Mark @ 570-301-
3484 or Allison @
631-6635.
TODDLER BEDS
boys Cars bed $30.
Girls white metal
toddler bed $30.
Thomas the tank
table, trains,tracks
& accessories $125.
All excellent condi-
tion. 570-417-2555.
714 Bridal Items
WEDDING GOWN,
new, never worn,
never altered. Size
12. Ivory, A line with
cathedral train.
Beading and
sequins on front top,
extending around
back down to train.
fabric covered but-
ton, zip closure. A
MUST SEE! Asking
$950. 570-417-5071
716 Building
Materials
CABINETS Omni
Merillat 24 linear
feet of laminated
cabinets with lami-
nated countertops.
Includes sink in
island. Good condi-
tion. Almond color
with oak trim.
$1,000 OBO.
570-696-1999.
DOOR antique
round top oak door,
leaded glass win-
dow 77 1/2x30x1
3/4 solid brass
hinges & knob some
work needed $250.
570-824-6278
726 Clothing
CLOTHING mens
size L & XL, camou-
flaged coat plus 15
other items, sweat-
shirts, sweatpants
& shirts $20.
WOMENS size L 10
tops, 1 skirt $20.
Size medium 8 tops
$10. 570-474-6028
COAT
KENNETH COLE
Beige, size 6,
hardly worn. $75.
570-855-5385
COMMUNION SUIT
black, size 14 like
new $35. White
Roman shade 23 w
new $15. F.P. travel
tender crib $25.
Childrens pool $20.
Thomas organ,
needs tuning $375.
570-654-4113
DRESS ladies
pullover sweater
dress, blue sequins
size 10 $25. Mens
orange hunting
coat, XL, like new
$35. Mens heavy
knot wool sweater,
3 colors, Xl, like new
$25. Ladies fur coat
size 10-12 $100.
570-574-9518
FOX STOLE head,
legs tail $15.
570-909-7621
SHOULDER BAG
Ugg Australia Knit
purple, new with
tags $135.
570-704-9034
TOTAL GYM XLS
$200.
570-825-0905
732 Exercise
Equipment
STEPPER Nordic
Trac, portable $10.
Leg magic $5. Man-
ual folding treadmill
$20. 570-696-9086
WEIGHT lifting
bench with 220 lbs.
of weights, 2 dumb
bells, 2 long bars.
$80. 570-693-2818
742 Furnaces &
Heaters
COAL 3 ton of buck
coal & 12 ash cans
for $300. 655-0429
HEATER, electric,
portable, $15. 2
hoover vacuums
$25 for 1 or both for
$40, 12 TV color
good working con-
dition $25.
570-825-5847
744 Furniture &
Accessories
ANTIQUE hutch
breakfront china
cabinet, traditional
oak finish, $125.
Bedroom furniture
set, 2 dressers 1
with mirror, queen
bed frame, side
rails, head & foot-
board, nightstand,
cherry finish $275.
All good condition.
570-430-4054
BEDROOM SET
queen 2 night-
stands, dresser with
mirror, dresser,
headboard & foot-
board, excellant
condition asking
$400. 570-826-1119
BEDROOM SET:
Light wood, Bed,
chest, dresser & 2
night stands. $325
570-826-1743
COFFEE TABLE & 2
end tables, light
oak, excellent con-
dition $50.
570-696-4494
DINING SET rattan
48 glass table top
4 chairs, removable
cushions on coast-
ers $375. Dining set
40x60 glass table
with bevel edge 4
chairs, upholstered
arm, neutral beige
$375. Space Saver
rattan table 24x42
$275. 570.474.0514
ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER, 68hx50w,
white with glass
doors on top only, tv
opening $50.
570-675-2879
ENTERTAINMENT
CENTER, oak 6
piece, lighted
shelves, tv cabinet
with doors, excel-
lent condition. $500.
570-696-2212
FURNI SH FURNI SH
FOR LESS FOR LESS
* NELSON *
* FURNITURE *
* WAREHOUSE *
Recliners from $299
Lift Chairs from $699
New and Used
Living Room
Dinettes, Bedroom
210 Division St
Kingston
Call 570-288-3607
LAMPS (2) parlor
stand up, grey metal
& black. $20 each.
570-740-1246
744 Furniture &
Accessories
HUTCH 1970s solid
walnut hutch. 6h
x4w, glass doors,
excellent condition.
$300. Solid walnut
bookcase, 5hx3w
$75. 570-881-5809.
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looking here!
Where's your ad?
570-829-7130 and
ask for an employ-
ment specialist
Mattress
Queen P-Top Set
New in Plastic
Can Deliver
$150
570-280-9628
RECLINER beige,
good condition $30.
570-736-6239
SOFA Berkline, dou-
ble reclining, excel-
lent condition $225.
570-655-1508
WEST WEST WYOMING WYOMING
6th Street
OPEN YEAR ROUND
SPACE
AVAILABLE
INSIDE & OUT
ACRES OF
PARKING
OUTSIDE
SPACES
- $10
Saturday
10am-2pm
Sunday
8am-4pm
FLEA
MARKET
750 Jewelry
JACK IS PAYING
TOP DOLLAR !!!!!
for gold and sil-
ver, diamonds,
platinum, watch-
es. Also buying
scrap jewelry.
Cash on the
spot!!!!!
We make house
calls. 328-3428,
855-7197 or visit
us 134 Route 11
Larksville, Pa
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
FOUNTAIN Little girl
& boy fountain, &
pump. Tan, 38 H.
Excellent condition,
$75. 570-477-2604
LAWNMOWER John
Deere LA110, auto-
matic 3 years old.
Excellent condition.
Selling for $950.
570-823-3267
746 Garage Sales/
Estate Sales/
Flea Markets
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
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796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
HDI METALS
39 S. Prospect St.
Nanticoke PA 570-735-1487
GOLD - SILVER
COINS - JEWELRY
Buying Daily 11AM - 6PM
No nonsense guarantee
We will beat any competitors
advertised price by up to 20%
752 Landscaping &
Gardening
MOWER Simplicity
Cornet, 13 HP riding
mower with 30
deck, front weight,
& twin bagger.
Excellent condition.
$550.570-675-4777
TILLER Cub Cadet
model FT24 front
tine tiller. Honda
160cc OHV engine.
Adjustable 13/22 /
24 tilling width. Like
brand new. Paid
over $350 asking
$250. 905-0657
754 Machinery &
Equipment
GENERATOR Troy-
built, 10HOP, 5500
watts, 8550 starting
watts, 4 way electri-
cal splitter, used
once. $495.
570-817-8981
756 Medical
Equipment
HOSPITAL BED, twin
size, good condition
$175. 430-4054
JAZZY Select Mobil-
ity Chair by pride.
Never used, but
replaced with new
batteries. paid
$1200 sell $600
obo. 570-466-0239
758 Miscellaneous
All Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
BEDLINER: 89
Chevy S10 truck
bedliner, standard
6 cab $15. Gong
Show movie DVD
$10. 5 storm win-
dows $10. each.
New 6 or 12 volt
battery charger $25
V6 HEI distributor
cap from 80 Monte
Carlo, very good
$15. 570-740-1246
BEDROOM SET - 5
piece, cream color
with wood tops.
$125 or obo. Wood
storage bench with
pillow top. $75. Oak
topped pedestal
table. $50. Comput-
er desk, dark oak
$150. 570-474-2375
CABINET 4 cabinet
sliding shelves,
brand name,
Saranac, brand
new. $40. 788-1571
LUGGAGE SET 3
piece, black & gray
tweed, like new
$30. 570-824-6278
758 Miscellaneous
COOKIE JAR
Antique House -
Cottage, Good
condition. $50.
570-675-0248
DEHUMIDIFIERS 2,
ENERGY STAR 75
pint capacity/24
hours $65. 40 pint
capacity/24 hours
$50. SEWING
MACHONE Singer in
cabinet, 18 discs for
various stitches plus
buttonholder $50.
570-474-6028
ENGINE BLOCK 65
Corvette with pist-
tons & cam shaft,
casting number
3858180, very good
condition $475.
570-430-4054
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IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
Free Anytime
Pickup
570-301-3602
570-301-3602
CALL US!
TO JUNK
YOUR CAR
LAWNMOWERS
Craftsman selfpro-
pelled, no bag, $125
firm. Craftsman
lawnmower with
bag not selfpro-
pelled runs good
$100. Murray 6hp
side discharge not
selfpropelled runs
good $75. 655-3197
PAMPERS womens
3 packs, $20. 12
count $20. 4 packs
bed pads 10 count
$20. All for $35.
570-824-6278
PICTURES & paint-
ings of old Pittston
town scenes. Vari-
ous sizes. $5 & $10
prices. Call Jim at
570-655-9474
TAILGATE EXTEN-
DER 48 wide stain-
less steel good con-
dition $75 firm.
570-655-3197
TV STAND 40lx
22wx25tall, 2
multi shelf, cabinets
below with glass
doors $25. Flea
market items -
records, cassettes,
cds, electronics,
tables, chairs &
much more. $75.
570-909-7621
UTILITY TRAILER
04, with spare &
crank up, plywood
all around $419.
570-829-1541
WHEEL & TIRE SET
(4) Ford Windstar
factory 5 spoke
wheels with mount-
ed tires p21565r16
$200. 696-2212
WHEELS Volvo 940/
740 series factory
cast aluminum
wheels with new
Nokia is 195/65/R15
tires (4). Tires new,
wheels include cen-
ters, excellent con-
dition. May also fit
240 series. Asking
$500.570.675.8832
762 Musical
Instruments
PIANO Baldwin
console with match-
ing bench, very
good condition
recently tuned
$500. 474-6362
TUBE AMP HEAD
Marshall JCM600
50 watt master vol-
ume & overdrive.
sounds great, with
footswitch $495.
Traynor ycv 40 watt
tube combo amp,
1x12 Celestion80
speaker, awesome!
$345. Jimi Hendrix-
style octave pedal.
Like new. $89. Pro
Co turbo rat distor-
tion pedal with box
usa $59. Rick 283-
2552 rick@ wyoming
valley.net
772 Pools & Spas
POOL Infinity A
Frame, adjustable
ladder 48-52-54,
new still in box $125.
28 round solar
cover new $30.
570-474-6926
774 Restaurant
Equipment
PREP LINE : Delfield
6 refrigerated pizza
/ sandwich prep line
$350.570-301-4286
776 Sporting Goods
GOLF CLUBS 3
sizes, like new $20
each. 570-574-9518
POOL TABLE 7ft
with accessories,
good condition.
$200 OBO.
570-674-3794
ROD & REEL
Anglers Touch 7 2
piece rod & Zebco
Spin Cast Omega
Z03 Reel $65. Micro
Lite IMG Graphite 8
2 piece rod & Shi-
mano Symetre Reel
$60. Fenwick 6 6 2
piece rod &d Shi-
mano spinning side
Stab Reel $35. 570-
825-7251 after 5pm
780 Televisions/
Accessories
TV 31 inch Proton
color LCD TV. Excel-
lent condition. Flat
screen panel with
TV cabinet stand.
$160.00 for both
with remote.
570-266-2682.
784 Tools
TORQUE WRENCH
Snap-On 3/4 drive
with case new con-
dition $325.
570-655-3197
786 Toys & Games
BOOKS: Box of over
40 Goosebumps
books & a few audio
books. $20. for all.
570-417-2555
Too many baby
toys?
Pass them on, sell
them with an ad!
570-829-7130
MOTORCYCLE: Indi-
an battery operated
childrens motorcy-
cle. Max speed 2.5
MPH. Recommend
age 2+ Like new
condition. Asking
$50. 570-592-1234
788 Stereo/TV/
Electronics
INTERNET TV
DEVICE Sony NSZ-
GT1 Google internet
TV device. Google
Chrome browser on
your TV. Built in blu-
ray player. Remote
with keypad and
mouse. Like New.
List for $300, asking
only $75. Sharp blu-
ray player. Like
New. $25.
570-833-2598.
TV Sony Wega 27 ,
flat screen, not flat
panel with compo-
nent inputs. Excel-
lent condition , com-
plete with remote &
manual. $150.
570-283-8202
794 Video Game
Systems/Games
VIDEO SYSTEM
Rock Band $15.
570-417-2555
WII GAMING SYS-
TEM Wii fit, Band
Hero, Dance Dance
Revolution, 15 Wii
games, 2 game
controls, Charging
station, SD card
$350. OBO
570-823-9320
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
VITOS
&
GINOS
Wanted:
ALL
JUNK
CARS &
TRUCKS
Highest
Prices
Paid!!
FREE PICKUP
288-8995
800
PETS & ANIMALS
810 Cats
GOLDEN RETREIV-
ER, 2 years old,
female. FREE to
good home. Needs
room to run, good
with children.
570-288-2893
815 Dogs
CHOW PUPPIES
Sweet, affectionate,
loving puppies.
5 1/2 months old.
Second shots &
papers. $300/each.
570-466-2252
570-954-1231
ROTTWEILER
1 year old. AKC
Registered. $500.
Call 570-704-8134
815 Dogs
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You can then use
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enhance your online
ad. Post up to 6
captioned photos
of your pet
Expand your text to
include more
information, include
your contact
information such
as e-mail, address
phone number and
or website.
ENGLISH BULLDOG
PUPPIES
AKC, quality pup-
pies, vet checked,
champion parents,
references
available.
570-922-4888 or
570-716-4864
POMERANIAN
AKC, 8 weeks,
female. Shots &
wormed. Vet
checked. Home
Raised. $500.
570-864-2643
SHIH-TZU PUPPIES
Pure Bred & Mixes
$400
570-250-9690
900
REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
PLAINS
Birchwood hills, 4
bedroom, 2.5 bath,
2 story family room
with fireplace, fin-
ished basement,
built in pool,
$399,900
(570)824-2471
906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble
paying your mort-
gage? Falling
behind on your
payments? You
may get mail from
people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
the nations con-
sumer protection
agency. Call 1-877-
FTC-HELP or click
on ftc.gov. A mes-
sage from The
Times Leader and
the FTC.
EXETER
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday
12pm-5pm
362 Susquehanna
Ave
Completely remod-
eled, spectacular,
2 story Victorian
home, with 3 bed-
rooms, 1.5 baths,
new rear deck, full
front porch, tiled
baths and kitchen,
granite counter-
tops, all Cherry
hardwood floors
throughout, all new
stainless steel
appliances and
lighting, new oil fur-
nace, washer dryer
in first floor bath.
Great neighbor-
hood, nice yard.
$174,900 (30 year
loan, $8,750 down,
$887/month, 30
years @ 4.5%)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
HUDSON
Archaic 2 floor, 5.5
room homestead,
new washer, dryer,
sump pump, roof
3.5 years old. Lot
over 4,000 sq. ft. 50
East Stanton St.
$50,000. Call 9am-
7pm 570-239-5672
or 570-822-1940
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WILKES-BARRE
3 bedrooms,
Heights Section,
side yard, fully
fenced, gas heat,
close to schools,
good condition
$51,900
Call 570-823-2726
Leave message if
no answer.
906 Homes for Sale
SWOYERSVILLE
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday
12pm-5pm
52 Barber Street
Beautifully remod-
eled 3 bedroom, 1
bath home in the
heart of the town.
With new carpets,
paint, windows,
doors and a mod-
ern kitchen and
bath. Sale includes
all appliances:
refrigerator, stove,
dishwasher, washer
and dryer. Nice yard
and superb neigh-
borhood. Priced to
sell at $89,900 or
$433.00 per month
(bank rate; 30
years, 4.25%, 20%
down). Owner also
willing to finance
100% of transaction
with a qualified
cosigner. Call Bob at
570-654-1490
912 Lots & Acreage
MOUNTAINTOP LAND
Level building lot.
1/2 acre, 100 ft
frontage, all utili-
ties including gas.
$42,900 Call
570-417-4177
Ready for
construction.
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RIVERFRONT FARM LAND!
7 acres - was
$79,900, NOW
$59,900. Woods,
meadows, over
400 waterfront1
Canoe, Fish, Swim!
Terms available!
3 to choose from!
888-793-7762
Hurry!
915 Manufactured
Homes
EAST MOUNTAIN RIDGE
(Formerly Pocono
Park) and San Souci
Park. Like new, sev-
eral to choose from,
Financing&Warranty,
MobileOneSales.net
Call (570)250-2890
MOUNTAIN TOP
Valley Stream Park
24 x 48. 3 Bedroom
2 bath double wide
Skyline 2001.
$20,000. Serious
Inquiries only
Please, do not
waste my time.
570-406-7318
938 Apartments/
Furnished
PLYMOUTH
FURNISHED
APARTMENT
Available immedi-
ately, refrigerator
and stove provid-
ed, off-street park-
ing, no pets, utili-
ties all paid, Call
(570) 881-0636
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
BEAR CREEK
New 3 room apart-
ment. All utilities
included except
electric. No smoking
& no pets. $650 +
security and refer-
ences. Furnished or
unfurnished. Call
570-954-1200
CHASE
1ST FLOOR
EFFICIENCY
1 bedroom, off-
street parking, no
pets, $500/month,
plus utilities.
570-696-5602
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941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
DUPONT
Completely remod-
eled, modern 2 bed-
room townhouse
style apartment.
Lots of closet
space, with new
carpets and com-
pletely repainted.
Includes stove,
refrigerator, wash-
er, dryer hook up.
Nice yard & neigh-
borhood, no pets.
$595 + security. Call
570-479-6722
FORTY FORT
Coming
Attractions
Amer|ca Rea|ty
Renta|s
Available 30, 60
+/- days. Redone
efficiency, 1 bed-
rooms, some
with gas fire-
places, with
appliances,
laundry. Man-
aged Services!
$500 + utilities
and up! MUST
PROVIDE:
EMPLOYMENT/
APPLICATION
VERIFICATION/
NO PETS OR
SMOKING. 2
YEAR LEASES.
288-1422
HANOVER TWP.
30 Garrahan St.
QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD
NEAR UNIVERSITIES
2nd floor, 2 bed-
room, off street
parking & quiet back
yard. $650/month
heat & water includ-
ed. security & refer-
ences required.
Call Rich @
570-542-7620
HARDING
Renovated 1st floor,
2 bedroom apart-
ment. New carpet-
ing and paint. Fridge
& stove. Water
Included. $600 +
security & utilities.
Call 570-240-6620
or 570-388-6503
KINGSTON
2nd Floor.
2 bedrooms, ren-
ovated bathroom,
balcony off newly
renovated kitchen
with refrigerator &
stove, Pergo
floors, central air,
newly painted, off-
street parking, no
pets. $600 per
month plus utili-
ties, & 1 month
security deposit.
570-239-1010
It's that time again!
Rent out your
apartment
with the Classifieds
570-829-7130
NANTICOKE
Honeypot Section
2nd floor, 3 room
apartment. Nice
neighborhood. $400
+ utilities & security.
No pets. Call
570-885-6878
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
KINGSTON
E. E. W Walnut alnut St. St.
Located in quiet
neighborhood. Kit-
chen, living room,
dining room, sun
room, bathroom. 2
large and 1 small
bedroom, lots of
closets, built in linen,
built in hutch, hard-
wood floors, fire-
place, storage room,
yard. New washer/
dryer, stove & fridge.
Heat and hot water
included. 1 year lease
+ security. $950
570-406-1411
KINGSTON
Beautiful, over-
sized executive
style apartment
in large historic
home. Two bed-
rooms, one bath,
granite kitchen,
hardwood floors,
dining room, liv-
ing room, base-
ment storage,
beautiful front
porch, washer/
dryer. $1,200
monthly plus util-
ities. No pets. No
smoking. Call
570-472-1110
NANTICOKE
1st floor 1 bedroom
apartment with
detached garage in
a great location.
Hardwood floors.
Appliances includ-
ed. Shared washer /
dryer. Large yard.
Landlord pays heat,
water, WVSA &
Garbage. Tenants
responsible for
electric, cable &
phone. $800 + secu-
rity & references.
570-371-3271
NANTICOKE
Spacious 1 bed-
room 1st floor. New
carpeting, gas
range and fridge
included. Garage
parking, no dogs.
References and
security required.
$450/mo. Water,
sewer, garbage fee
incl. Tenant pays
gas and electric
570-696-3596
PARSONS SECTION
46 Govier St.
2nd floor, 2 bed-
room, W/D hookup,
fridge & stove. Off
street parking
water included.
freshly painted
$525/mo + utilities,
lease & security
No pets.
570-328-1875
WILKES-BARRE
3 bedroom, 2nd
floor apartment, off
street parking,
washer & dryer
hookup, no pets.
$550 + security &
utilities. Call
570-822-7657
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
PITTSTON
1st floor, 2 bed-
rooms. All appli-
ances included. All
utilities paid; elec-
tricity by tenant.
Everything brand
new. Off street park-
ing. $750 + security
& references. Call
570-969-9268
PITTSTON
3 bedroom. Living
room, kitchen, 1
bath. Off street
parking, on site
laundry, enclosed
porch, fenced yard.
$695/mo + utilities.
Security required.
Call
(570) 881-1747
PLAINS
Newly remodeled, 2
bedroom. Living
room, dining room,
eat in kitchen, stove
w/d hookup. Heat,
water, sewer
included. No smok-
ing or pets.
$625/month, secu-
rity and references.
570-905-0186
PLYMOUTH
Cozy 3 bedroom,
1.5 bath, $525/
month + utilities &
security. No pets.
570-417-3427
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ad call...829-7130
WEST WYOMING
1st floor, 1 bed-
room, $450 per
month + utilities.
No pets, no smok-
ing. Call
570-693-1000
WEST WYOMING
425 West 8th Street
New 1st floor, 2
bedroom with off
street parking,
washer/dryer hook
up, stove. No pets.
$550/mo + security.
Sewer & garbage
included, other utili-
ties by tenant.
570-760-0458
WILKES-BARRE
155 W. River St.
1 bedroom, some
appliances included,
all utilities included
except electric,
hardwood floors,
Pet friendly. $600.
570-969-9268
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
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Rte. 315
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950 Half Doubles
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
1 Regina St
3 bedrooms, 1.5
bath. All appliances
included. New car-
pet. Large kitchen &
living room. $875 +
utilities. Security
deposit + back-
ground check. Call
570-765-4474
KINGSTON
Sprague Ave.
2 bedroom, 1 bath,
1st floor duplex,
New w/w carpeting
& hardwood floors.
Convenient to
Wyoming Ave.
Washer/dryer hook-
up, basement stor-
age. Reduced!
$540/month
+ utilities, security,
lease & NO PETS.
570-793-6294
LUZERNE
2 bedrooms, off
street parking, stove
& refrigerator, wash-
er / dryer. No pets.
Non smoking. $450 +
utilities, security &
references. Call
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PLAINS
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This beautiful, com-
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end amenities
include: hardwood
floors, gorgeous
maple kitchen cabi-
nets with granite
countertops & stain-
less steel appli-
ances. Spacious
great room with gas
fireplace. Stacked
washer/dryer. All
new tile bath. Large
screened-in porch.
Many large, conven-
ient closets. Central
A/C. New gas heat-
ing system. Huge
attic for storage.
Must See!
$850 + utilities,
lease & security. NO
PETS. Call for
appointment.
570-793-6294
953Houses for Rent
ALDEN ALDEN
Large single family
home. 4 bedrooms,
1.5 bath, huge family
room & fenced yard,
off street parking,
pets OK on
approval. $1000 +
security. Tenant
pays utilities. Call
570-592-7918
EDWARDSVILLE
150 Green St.
Newly remodeled
ranch, 3 bed-
rooms, 2 baths.
Handicap
accessible. Corner
lot with nice yard.
$1100. monthly
plus own utilities
(570) 283-0587
953Houses for Rent
DALLAS
FOR SALE
OR RENT
Single home in
gated retirement
village. 3 bedroom,
2 bath, 2 car
garage. Granite
countertops, hard-
wood floors, gas
fireplace, appli-
ances included.
Quiet 55 plus com-
munity. No Pets.
One year lease.
$1675/mo + utilities
& security. Monthly
maintenance fee
included.
570-592-3023
NANTICOKE
Desirable
Lexington Village
Nanticoke, PA
Many ranch style
homes. 2 bedrooms
$900 + electric only
SQUARE FOOT RE
MANAGEMENT
866-873-0478
SWOYERSVILLE
Completely remod-
eled Large 2 story, 3
bedrooms, 2 baths,
single family home
including refrigera-
tor, stove, dish-
washer & disposal.
Gas heat, nice yard,
good neighbor-
hood,. Off street
parking. Shed. No
pets. $995 / month.
570-479-6722
WILKES-BARRE
3 bedrooms, 1 bath.
Full kitchen, wash-
er/dryer hookup,
off-street parking,
no pets. $675/
month, plus utilities
& security. Call
570-760-8116
Looking to buy a
home?
Place an ad here
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962 Rooms
WILKES-BARRE
Furnished room for
rent. Close to down-
town. $90/week +
security. Everything
included. Call
570-704-8288
965 Roommate
Wanted
WILKES-BARRE
To share 3 bed-
room apartment. All
utilities included.
$300/month
570-212-8332
971 Vacation &
Resort Properties
HARVEYS LAKE
Furnished Summer
Home. Weekly and/
or Monthly. Starting
June to end of
August. Washer &
dryer. Free boat
slips. Call for more
details.
570-639-5041
1000
SERVICE
DIRECTORY
1042 Cleaning &
Maintainence
HOUSE CLEANING
We would love to
clean your home.
We clean around
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We clean weekly,
bi-weekly, and
monthly. We also
do one time clean-
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570-677-0344 or
online at www.
empresacleaning.
com
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Masonry
Wi l l i ams & Franks I nc
Masonry Contrac Masonry Contrac- -
tors tors. Chimney,
stucco, concrete,
and stonework.
Clean outs and
hauling service.
570-466-2916
1093 Excavating
WYOMING VALLEY
PROPERTY MGT.
Mini-Excavating
/Hauling
Stone, mulch, top-
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Reasonable rates.
570-466-4176
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Products
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