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The Fairly OddParents

“Dog's Day Afternoon”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)


#103

Written By:
Steve Marmel

First Draft:
3/16/00
Revised:
3/22/00
Final Draft:
3/27/00

Nickelodeon Animation Studios


c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
faDE IN:

ext. - the turner house - early evening

It’s still light out. MOM and DAD are in their car, about to leave. VICKY
is visible in the window.

DAD
Bye Timmy! Bye Vicky! We’re going!!!

VICKY
Bye, Mister and Mrs. Turner!

Timmy’s face pops up in the window.

TIMMY
NO!! DON’T LEAVE!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!

Vicky pushes Timmy’s head back down. The parents turn away toward
the car. They listen as...

VICKY (O.S.)
(condescending)
I love you! Yes I do!

Mom and Dad smile contentedly.

MOM
Aw, listen to Vicky! Isn’t it great to have a
baby sitter that loves our Timmy so much?

VICKY (O.S.)
You’re so smart and cute and well groomed!

DAD
And she’s so complimentary! Usually you
gotta pay extra for that!

cut TO:

int. - the turner house’s living room - same

CLOSE ON VICKY

VICKY
...that’s why I love you, Doidle!

THE CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SEE VICKY petting her obnoxious weenie
dog, DOIDLE, who clearly loves the attention.

THE CAMERA PANS OVER TO TIMMY, standing near the fishbowl.


COSMO and WANDA are floating inside, as fish.
TIMMY
Man, I hate it when Vicky brings her stupid,
new pets over.

WANDA
She sure does love that dog more than she
loves you.

COSMO
She loves everything more than Timmy!

WANDA
Dust bunnies?

COSMO
More than Timmy... Measles?

WANDA
Much more than Timmy... Dead bugs?

COSMO
Less than Measles but more than Timmy.
(off Timmy’s glare)
But we love you more than all of that stuff!

Vicky and Doidle walk up to Timmy. Doidle hands him a piece of


PAPER. It’s a “TO DO” list which is written over a “We Love You Timmy”
note from his parents.

VICKY
Your parents left a to do list for you.

TIMMY
(accusatory)
Hey! This is a list of things to do for your dog!
In your handwriting!

Vicky makes her hand into a fist.

VICKY
And the hand that wrote it, makes this! Move
it!

dissolve TO:

ext. - turner house - later

In the pouring rain, Timmy holds an UMBRELLA over the dog as it sniffs
a FIRE HYDRANT. The dog grabs the umbrella, covers himself and runs
inside. It stops raining.
TIMMY
At least it stopped raining.

Suddenly, a TRUCK rolls by, splashing him with dirty curb water. Doidle
then runs back into frame and “shakes off” all over Timmy. It begins to
rain again.

VICKY (O.S.)
Doidle! Twerp! Dinner!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - turner house dinner table - minutes later

Timmy is waiting anxiously with KNIFE and FORK in hand. Vicky enters,
carrying a fancy STEAK DINNER.

TIMMY
Oh boy! Steak!

VICKY
Not for you!

Vicky boots Timmy and his chair aside, sliding him over to where a
frozen TV DINNER waits. Doidle hops on the table and begins enjoying
his steak.

VICKY
For you, Doidle!

Timmy uses his fork and picks the frozen dinner up in one mass. It
drops to the floor. Timmy dives for it, but the dog leaps into frame and
eats it in one gulp. He smiles at Timmy, gives him a Muttley laugh,
goes back to his steak and gobbles it up.

VICKY
All done!

ON TIMMY licking his empty plastic TV dinner tray...

TIMMY
(starving)
Oh boy… plastic...

Timmy takes a bite out of the tray and we...

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - the bathroom - later

While Vicky stands in the hallway reading her Teen ‘Zine, Timmy
brushes and flosses the happy little dog’s teeth.

VICKY
Cool! Teen singing sensation Chip Skylark likes
selfish redheads! I’m in!

Timmy looks at the dental floss. There is a piece of STEAK on it.

TIMMY
Oh boy! Steak!

Before he can eat it, Doidle does. Timmy looks at the floss.

TIMMY
Oh boy...floss...

As Timmy eats the floss, we...

dissolve TO:

int. - timmy’s bedroom - later

Timmy files and buffs the dogs nails. The dog looks at his nails and
demands they be polished again. The Godparents watch from their
fishbowl.

TIMMY
Man, this stinks. I’m this dog’s dog!

WANDA
Isn’t that a rap group?

COSMO
Word!

TIMMY
If I switched places with Doidle, Vicky’d treat
me as nice as she treats him!

WANDA
Great idea Timmy!

TIMMY
Yeah! It’d be great to be a dog! Dogs have a
better sense of smell than us, and they can go
to the bathroom anywhere they want!

COSMO
So can I! I’m just polite!

TIMMY
I wish I could switch places with Vicky’s dog!

The Godparents wave their wands and POOF! Timmy and Doidle’s
heads open up like trash can lids and their brains switch places.
Timmy’s brain is now in the dog’s body, and the dog brain is in
Timmy’s body.

The door latch jiggles. The Godparents POOF into their fishbowl just as
Vicky enters.

VICKY
(To Timmy’s Body) You! Bed!
(To Dog’s body) Ooo come wif mee!

The dog with Timmy’s brain, jumps into her arms and they exit.
Timmy’s body leaps onto the bed, spins around, balls the blankets into
a “nest” and quickly falls asleep.

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - living room - later that night

Vicky is talking to Doidle’s body.

VICKY
You’re the best dog ever! Say you love me!
Say it!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


BARK BARK! BARK! BARK BARK!

FROM TIMMY’S POINT OF VIEW

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


...and you’re not smart, and you’ve got a big
fat head, and boys think you’re creepy, and...

POV CHANGE

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


BARK!

VICKY
That’s a good Doidle! It must be great being a
dog!

Doidle - now being controlled by Timmy - smiles.

cut TO:

INT. - timmy’s bedroom - later

CAMERA PANS across a table littered with tattered SCHOOLBOOKS.


CAMERA STOPS on Doidle who is swallowing a BOOK PAGE. The
Godparents watch from the fishbowl.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


Cool! I can eat my own homework!

Int. - living room - a few minutes later

Vicky is holding Timmy’s BASEBALL MITT out to Doidle.

VICKY
C’mon! Chew up Timmy’s baseball mitt!

Doidle gets mad and grabs a loose thread off Vicky’s shirt. He runs,
unravelling it completely, yet tastefully. She covers herself with her
arms.

VICKY
Aaaagh! My shirt!

Vicky runs o.s. Doidle sits happily, with the shirt in a tangle at his feet.

Doidle spots Vicky’s magazine. He walks over to it and lifts his leg,
smiling slyly at the camera.

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - living room - later

Doidle hits the TV REMOTE with his paw and channel surfs as he eats
ICE CREAM. Vicky is wringing out her magazine.

VICKY
That’s it, Doidle, you can chew what you want,
piddle on what you want, and eat what you
want tonight! Know why?

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


Because you don’t know I’m actually Timmy,
you mentally deficient...

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


BARK BARK!

VICKY
That’s right! Because tomorrow’s your special
day! The day you get fixed!

Doidle is stricken with terror.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Yipe!

He quickly scurries O.S.

cuT TO:
int. - timmy’s bedroom - seconds later

Timmy’s body is still asleep as the dog body runs back in. He jumps up
next to the fishbowl.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


You guys gotta put me back in my old body! I
wish I was back to normal!

POV SHIFT as the Godparents look at the dog.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Bark! BARK BARK! Bark!

WANDA
Timmy sure seems excited! What’s he saying?

COSMO
I dunno! I don’t speak dog!

Vicky enters the room as we hear the Turner’s car pull up outside.

timmy’s voice from dog body


What do you mean you don’t speak dog?!!
Learn! Learn!

cosmo
He seems happy though.

wanda
Look at his little tail wag!!

VICKY
Come on, Doidle! The twerp’s parents are
home... Stop barking at those stupid fish and
let’s go!

Doidle jumps under Timmy’s bed. Vicky leans under and looks for him.

VICKY
Doidle?

on doidle cowering under the bed

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Me-Ow!

Vicky pulls Doidle out from under the bed, his nails scraping and
crumbling on the floor.

COSMO
Aw...Timmy just filed those.

WANDA
Timmy’s leaving! We should follow him.

On the bed, Timmy (with the dog brain) opens his eyes. He sees what’s
happening, laughs a MUTTLEY LAUGH to himself and goes back to
sleep.

COSMO
But which Timmy is Timmy?

WANDA
That’s a good question! You go with the dog
body. I’ll stay with the Timmy body so the dog
doesn’t ruin it.

They start to float their separate ways. There’s a moment, and


Cosmo’s lip starts to quiver.

WANDA
What?

COSMO
We haven’t been apart since we’ve been
married.

WANDA
But it’s only for a little while, goopy! And the
rules do say...

COSMO AND WANDA


...we have to watch out for Timmy.

COSMO
(sung) I married the smart one!

COSMO poofs out of frame.

WANDA
(singing) I married the...well, he’s cute, right?

dissolve TO:

ext. - vicky’s house - later that night

PUSH IN ON VICKY’S HOUSE - We see the dog looking forlornly out the
window.

VICKY (O.S.)
You’re going to love your new veterinarian!
He’s fixed all my pets!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - vicky’s house - continuous


Vicky shows off all of her pets. We pan over to see a tired CAT, a
depressed GOLDFISH and a lethargic PARROT.

VICKY
Like Chipper the cat! Happy the goldfish! And
Giddy the parrot!

GIDDY
Polly wants a...
(defeated)
Aw, who cares.

The CAT walks over to Doidle.

CAT
Did she give you a steak?

Doidle nods his head.

CAT
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

The cat exits. Cosmo -as a FLEA- hops on the dog’s nose.

COSMO
(whispering)
Psst! Timmy! It’s me! As a flea!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


Hey, Cosmo! Listen to me! You’ve gotta get
me outta here! I...

POV SHIFT

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Bark! Bark!

COSMO
Don’t worry, Timmy. Wanda’s gonna make sure
everything’s fixed.

The dog winces.

COSMO
What? Fixed?

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Arf! ARF ARF! Arf!

COSMO
Arf arf, right back at ya, champ! If you need
me, I’ll be on your butt!
Cosmo hops onto Doidle’s butt. We ZOOM IN to the FUR on Doidle’s
back which stands around Cosmo like a forest.

COSMO
Pretty cool! The great outdoors! And no wife!
Yeah! I’m gonna swing, daddy-o! I’m gonna
call my old friends!

Cosmo poofs A LITTLE BLACK BOOK into frame and begins flipping
through the pages.

COSMO
Let’s see... Wanda... Wanda... Wanda... Wanda
with a little star next to it... Wanda... Panda...
No, that’s a Wanda with a smudge on the “W”
I... I... I MISS WANDAAA!

dISSOLVE TO:

int. - timmy’s bedroom - same time

Wanda, floating by the sleeping Timmy body, talks on a CELL PHONE.

WANDA
That’s right, Cissie! I’ve finally got some time
to write my novel!

Timmy’s body starts having a doggie dream and begins kicking his
feet. Wanda hangs up.

WANDA
I wonder what dogs dream about?

Wanda magics a THOUGHT BUBBLE above Timmy’s head. We see a


BONE, a beautiful pink POODLE, the bone, the beautiful pink poodle,
flashing back and forth. That’s it.

WANDA
At least you know what to get him for his
birthday!

Wanda sits at her TYPEWRITER and begins punching away.

WANDA
At last, a romance novel to shake the ages:
(typing)
It was dawn. I was in my towel when the
Ninjas attacked...

Match dISSOLVE TO:


int. - the turner house - morning (day 2)

Wanda is STILL typing.

WANDA
...saving the world with a popsicle stick, roller
skates and butter.

MOM (O.S.)
Timmy! Breakfast!

The Timmy body instantly wakes up, bolts off the bed runs to the door
and scratches it desperately with his hands.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


FOOD! FOOD! OUT! OUT OUT!!

Wanda waves her wand and Poof! A little DOG DOOR appears, which
the Timmy body scurries through. She resumes typing.

WANDA
Chapter four: The wind cried Cosmo!

cUT TO:

int. - kitchen - seconds later

Timmy’s body runs into the kitchen, where Mom and Dad are eating
breakfast. He leaps on a CHAIR, sitting like a dog. A BOWL OF CEREAL
waits for him. He plows his face into the bowl, licking it clean.

MOM
Wow! He sure is hungry!

DAD
No... no... that’s just the way all the kids eat
cereal now! Face first!

Dad plows his face into the cereal bowl as well.

DAD
I’m hip!

We HEAR a SCHOOLBUS horn. Timmy jumps up and runs out the door.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


SCHOOLBUS! CHASE! CHASE! CHASE!

Dad lifts his face out of the cereal.

DAD
Wow! Does Timmy love school or what?

Dad plows his face into his COFFEE CUP.


DAD
Aaa! Hot! It doesn’t work with hot!

cUT TO:

ext. - the turner house - same time

Wanda follows Timmy in the form of a SPARROW as he runs for the


BUS.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


BUS! BUS BUS! BUS!

WANDA
I miss Cosmo, but having a little time to myself
is pretty nice! I hope he’s having a good
time...

cUT TO:

int. - vicky’s house - ON doidle - SAME TIME

Cosmo, still a flea, is talking to OTHER FLEAS as they “drink” (with


STRAWS) from the dog body. Cosmo looks disheveled. He’s showing
them PHOTOS of himself and Wanda.

COSMO
(Crying from loneliness) And this is me and
Wanda buying drapes. And this is me and
Wanda buying pillows.

cosmo (cont’d)
And this is me and Wanda buying candles and
potpourri. And this is me saying yes a lot!

The fleas look at Cosmo with indifference.

cut TO:

ext. - timmy’s school - same time

Timmy with the dog brain comes bounding up the steps, running into
CHESTER and AJ.

CHESTER
Dude! What’s the hap?

Timmy’s body goes behind them, sniffing their butts.

close-up on aj

AJ
I have to say, this is a massive violation of my
personal space.
on timmy, chester and aj

timmy with doidle’s brain


Friend! HAPPY HAPPY! FRIEND! HAPPY!

He starts wagging his butt. Chester gives AJ a “he’s crazy” motion.


Timmy bolts into the school.

INT. SCHOOL BATHROOM

A bunch of BOYS and FRANCIS THE BULLY mill about. Timmy- followed
by Chester and A.J. - runs into the bathroom, sees the TOILET, shoves
his head in and starts drinking.

A.J.
Wow! Timmy’s tough!

CHESTER
Yeah, Francis! He’s tougher than you!

FRANCIS
Nobody’s tougher than me!

Francis then shoves his head in a toilet and drinks. All the other kids,
wanting to be like Francis, follow suit.

A MALE TEACHER walks into the rest room and sees the boys with their
heads in the toilets. He slams his face inside of a toilet and drinks!

TEACHER
I’m hip!

diSSOLVE TO:

ext - a tree near the school - a little later

Wanda sits in a tree, having tea with several other FEMALE FAIRIES.

WANDA
It’s great to see you girls! You mean you’re
free because all of your kids switched places
with animals today?

FEMALE FAIRY ONE


Oh, sure. Kids do that all the time.

FEMALE FAIRY TWO


My little Denise switched places with a frog.

WANDA
Don’t they dissect those?

FEMALE FAIRY TWO


Oh my gosh!
Female Fairy Two disappears instantly.

WANDA
Well, better check on Timmy!

cUT TO:

ext. - schoolyard - lunch

Chester and AJ sit, eating SANDWICHES on the playground.

AJ
Does Timmy seem a little off today?

In the background, we see Timmy leap into the air and catch a FRISBEE
in his mouth.

KID
Hey! Gimme that! Mine! Mine!

CHESTER
No. Why? You mean butt thing?

ANGLE ON: A KID playing baseball.

He whacks it hard. Timmy drops the Frisbee and chases the BALL over
a FENCE.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Ball! BALL BALL! BALL!

CHESTER
Man, does Timmy love baseball or what?

CAMERA PANS OVER to a LITTLE GIRL who catches a FLY out of the air.
Just like a frog would. Two other LITTLE GIRLS look at her curiously.

LITTLE GIRL#1
Wow. Does Denise loves flies or what?

cut to:

ANOTHER PART OF THE schoolYARD

Wanda and Female Fairy Two are standing by a tree. Female Fairy Two
is holding her “FROG,” still alive but taped to a BOARD. The ball flies
by, with Timmy in hot pursuit.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Ball! BALL BALL BALL!!!
WANDA
Timmy! Oh my gosh!

FEMALE FAIRY TWO


Not so easy, is it, fancy pants?

Susie hops like a frog through the scene.

cut TO:

int. - the vet’s office (waiting room) - same time

Vicky drags Doidle in. His nails are still scraping at the floor. Two other
DOG OWNERS with TWO OTHER DOGS -- a golden retriever and a
Rottweiler -- sit in the waiting room. The dog (with Timmy’s brain)
looks at them.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Hi! I’m Chet! I like chew toys!

ROTTWEILER
Hi! I’m Barry! I like Chet and biting mailmen!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Run! Save yourselves! You’re not here for a
check up! You’re here for...

POV SHIFT

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Bark! Bark bark!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND ROTTWEILER


YIPE!

The two dogs book off frame. The Vet -- DR. SNIPOWITZ -- enters from
the back.

VET
Alrighty, who’s next? Vicky!

The vet greets her like an old friend. The vet stamps Vicky’s FREQUENT
VISITOR’S CARD.

VICKY
Hi! Doctor Snipowitz!

VET
Why, Vicky! That’s ten pets! You qualify for
the commemorative video!

We follow Vicky and the vet into...

cUT TO:
int. - vet’s office - continuous

The Vet leashes Doidle to the table leg. Vicky starts looking at the
vet’s SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS.

VICKY
What’s this one?

VET
We call that the pushy thingie! And this is the
pully lifty thingie. And this is the pushy pully
lifty thingie. And this...

The vet picks up a DEVICE with more sharp widgits than a swiss army
knife.

VET
...is the snipmaster 8000.

VICKY
OOOOoooooooo.

ON COSMO - He finally understands and whispers in the dog’s ear.

COSMO
Oh my gosh! She’s gonna have you fixed!
Why didn’t you say something?

DOIDLE
(Growls)

Doidle is panicked! The vet moves in closer.

VET
I don’t know which thingy to use first!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Well, I gotta do it sometime.

Timmy bites the Vet on the butt.

VET
Yeow!!!

The vet drops the Snipmaster which slices through the leash. Doidle
runs through the window to freedom.

VICKY
Doidle!

cUT TO:

ext. - the vet’s office - same time


Cosmo and Doidle are running along the sidewalk when Doidle stops to
sniff the air. His dog body points at something OS.

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


BARK! BARK BARK!

Cosmo looks in the dog’s direction.

COSMO
What is it boy?

From Cosmo’s POV, we see Timmy’s body hauling down the street
after the ball.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


BALL! BALL!

COSMO
Hey Timmy! It’s Timmy! And Wanda!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


Bark!

cUT TO:

ext. - a busy street - seconds later

The ball bounces down the street. Timmy chases it.

timmy with doidle’s brain


Ball!

A city BUS nears Timmy’s body. Wanda turns the bus into a JET. It
takes off, barely missing him.

WANDA
Timmy!

cUT TO:

ext. - a park - a few seconds later

SLOW MOTION ACTION

Timmy’s body is about to grab the ball when Doidle (with Timmy’s
brain) leaps into the air and grabs it away from him at the last second.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Mine! Mine mine! Gimme!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!

ON COSMO AND WANDA


They arrive at the park, just after Timmy and Doidle. They’re finally
reunited! Cosmo looks like hell and Wanda looks great!

COSMO
Honey!

WANDA
(sniffing)
Stinky!

COSMO
Man, I had the worst day without you, puddin!
You?

WANDA
Uh...well...
(a beat; then to distract)
HEY! Timmy and the Dog are together!

ANGLE ON TIMMY AND DOIDLE FACING OFF.

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Mine! Ball! Gimme gimme gimme!

DOIDLE WITH TIMMY’S BRAIN


ARF! ARF!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


... I need you to say “I wish I was back in my
own body!”

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


No way.

COSMO AND WANDA


He can talk?

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


You can understand me?

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Duh! I speak dog. It’s my native tongue! I’m
just a jerk!

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


But you can wish us back to normal now!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


I may still have a dog’s brain, but I’m not that
stupid! I have thumbs now! I can eat when I
want now! Sure, I can’t go to the bathroom any
where I want, but why would I want to go back
to being a dog?

Timmy’s body leaps on Doidle’s body and they start fighting!

on cosmo and wanda

WANDA
Oh my gosh! Timmy and Timmy are fighting!

COSMO
You know, lollipop, when we were apart, I was
so lonely...

WANDA
Oh no! Timmy just bit Timmy!

COSMO
Timmy this! Timmy that! I get so jealous!

WANDA
That’s it!

Wanda changes into the sexy POODLE from Doidle’s dream carrying
the BONE from his dream in her mouth. Timmy’s body zips into frame.

WANDA
Hi there, big boy!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


Hi! I’m Doidle! Is that a bone? I like bones!
You’re a pretty poodle! I like pretty poodles!

WANDA
I was just looking for the right dog to give this
big, juicy bone to!

Timmy in the dog’s body catches on. He moves in on Wanda, nuzzling


noses with her.

TIMMY’S VOICE FROM DOG BODY


Hi! I’m the real Doidle!

TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN


No! I’m Doidle!

WANDA
(to Timmy’s body)
Ha! You’re not a dog. You’re just a boy with a
silly pink hat.

ON THE FRUSTRATED JEALOUS DOG IN TIMMY’S BODY.


TIMMY WITH DOIDLE’S BRAIN
I am not! RRRRRRRrrrrrr! I wish I was a dog
again!

POOF! Timmy magically switches places with the dog!

TIMMY
Cool!
(to Wanda Dog)
You think my hat is silly??

The dog, now back in his own body, turns to the Wanda dog.

DOIDLE
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

WANDA
Sorry. I’m happily married.

She poofs off frame. The dog looks around and sees the bone. Cosmo
reaches into frame and grabs it.

COSMO
Thank you! You’re right! Thumbs rock!

He poofs O.S. leaving bummed Doidle poodle-less and bone-less.


Timmy grabs Doidle before he can run away.

DOIDLE
BARK BARK! BARK BARK!

Timmy looks back toward Cosmo and Wanda who are now disguised as
CATERPILLARS.

TIMMY
(whispering)
I wish he had a muzzle.

A MUZZLE instantly snaps around Doidle’s mouth.

TIMMY
(whispering)
And a cage.

A CAGE appears around the dog.

TIMMY
(whispering)
A smaller cage.

A SMALLER CAGE snaps around Doidle, pinning him. Vicky shows up


with the Vet via VESPA. Timmy hands Doidle to Vicky.

TIMMY
Here ya go, Vicky!

VICKY
Thanks, Twerp.
(To Doidle)
And now let’s get you fixed!

VET
We can do it right here! I have everything we
need on my portable Neuter Scooter.

The vet hits a button and the scooter turns into a PORTABLE
OPERATING TABLE. Doidle’s eyes bulge with terror.

THE DOG
ARF!!!

On Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy hiding in the BUSHES.

COSMO
Hey, I understood that!

TIMMY
We all did!

diSSOLVE TO:

int. - the turner house - that night

Timmy, Vicky, Cosmo and Wanda (in fishform) are all in the living room
watching TV with a tired looking Doidle. Vicky pulls out a HAMSTER in
a cage.

VICKY
Guys, meet my new hamster, Spunky!

The hamster is a bundle of energy. Vicky places a JUICY STEAK in front


of the hamster.

VICKY
For you, Spunky.

HAMSTER
Oh boy! Steak!

Timmy turns to Doidle.

TIMMY
Should we tell him?

Doidle nods. They turn to talk to the hamster. The hamster freaks and
protects his steak.

HAMSTER
No! My Steak! Mine! Get away you losers!
Mine! Mine! Mine!

Timmy and Doidle look at each other.

TIMMY
He can find out on his own.

Doidle nods. Both he and Timmy go back to watching t.v. as we...

FADE OUT

THE END

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