107 Father Time

The Fairly OddParents
“Father Time”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#107
Written By:
Steve Marmel and Butch Hartman
First Draft:
4/25/00
Revised:
4/28/00
Final Draft:
5/9/00
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: ‘Father Time” by Steve Marmel and Butch Hartman Final Draft 5/9/00 2
FADE IN:
EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY
THE CAMERA PUSHES IN as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - TIMMY’S BACKYARD - SAME TIME
DAD, dressed in workout gear, does jumping jacks next to Timmy’s

exhausted MOM, who jumps rope.
DAD
Come on, honey!
MOM
Chest on fire... can’t breathe...
DAD
Five hundred more and that’s a google!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - THE KITCHEN - SAME TIME
ON TIMMY AND THE GODPARENTS
Timmy holds a MOP and BUCKET.
TIMMY
It’s a gorgeous day and I’m stuck in the house
doing chores! If there was less stuff in here, I’d
be done by now.
COSMO
I know! You could melt some of it with heat
vision!
WANDA
Or you could wish that all the chores were
done!
TIMMY
That’s a great idea, Wanda! I wish...
COSMO
Or you could melt it!
TIMMY
Right! Gotta go with the super power. I wish I
had heat vision!
Wanda glares at Cosmo. The Godparents wave their wands. Timmy’s

eyes take on a fiery glow as twin, red LASER BEAMS blast out of them
and melt Cosmo’s crown.
TIMMY
Awesome!
COSMO
Hey! That’s not funny!
The laser beams zap Wanda’s crown and melt it.
COSMO
Now it’s funny!
TIMMY
Yahoo!!
FAST MONTAGE: Timmy runs amok through the house with his heat
vision. Zap! He melts the TOASTER.
TIMMY
Toaster’s clean!
He runs into the laundry room and Zap! He disintegrates a PILE OF

UNDERWEAR.
TIMMY
Laundry’s done!
He runs into Dad’s study and ZAP! Melts a huge TROPHY.
TIMMY
Dad’s trophy’s dusted!
CUT TO:
EXT. - TIMMY’S BACKYARD - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad are still exercising when suddenly, Dad cringes with
pain.
DAD
ARGH!
MOM
Is something wrong with your trophy?
DAD
Trophy senses...tingling! To the trophy case!
CUT TO:
INT. - DAD’S STUDY - SECONDS LATER
ANGLE ON DOOR
Dad bursts in and does a double take as he sees...
DAD’S POV - CAMERA PANS AROUND THE STUDY
Everything is melted. There are SCORCH MARKS on the walls and

SMALL FIRES on the carpet. The CAMERA STOPS on Timmy, who
stands in the center of it all.
DAD
What... what happened here?
TIMMY
Uh… I melted your trophy with heat vision?
DAD
WHAT?!? Where did you get heat vision?
TIMMY
Internet.
ON COSMO AND WANDA
COSMO
Oh, he’s good.
ON TIMMY AND DAD
Dad sadly looks at his trophy.
DAD
I won this trophy 30 years ago when I was your
age. And you melted it! I’m so mad, I wish
beams of HEAT could come out of my eyes
right now!
ON COSMO AND WANDA
Cosmo gestures with his wand. Wanda stops him.
WANDA
No... no... ours is the one with the silly, pink
hat.
ON TIMMY AND DAD
DAD
Go to your room and don’t come out until you
learn responsibility for other people’s
property... or welding skills! Whatever comes
last!
ON TIMMY, depressed, we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S BEDROOM - LATER
Timmy angrily paces the floor as Cosmo and Wanda float next to him.
TIMMY
Boy, I’ve never seen Dad that mad before. All
over a dumb trophy he won 30 years ago!
WANDA
Well, it wasn’t so dumb to him. Maybe you
should apologize.
COSMO
Or you could go back in time and stop your
Dad from ever winning the thing in the first
place!
TIMMY
I... uh...
Timmy looks at Wanda, confused, and points to Cosmo.
TIMMY
What he said.
COSMO
Awright! That’s two wishes for Cosmo, zip for
Wanda! I’m on fire!
Cosmo blows a raspberry at Wanda. Wanda waves her wand and

POOF! A MAGIC TIME SCOOTER appears in Timmy’s bedroom.
WANDA
There you go! One magic time scooter to take
you anywhen you want to go!
TIMMY
Excellent!
Timmy kick starts the engine and disappears with the Godparents.
CUT TO:
INT. - THE TIME STREAM - SOMEWHEN
Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda are in center frame as distorted, pop-

culture and historical images, from the last 30 years, zip past them in
the BG.
TIMMY
Wow! The time stream! We’re travelling 30
years into the past!
WANDA
You know, you could have just wished yourself
10 minutes into the past and stopped yourself
from melting the trophy in the first place!
TIMMY
I could have what?
With a POOF! They disappear.
SMASH CUT TO:
A GIANT PEACE SIGN. YOU KNOW, FROM THE 1970S.
WE PULL BACK to see that we are in DIMMSDALE CITY PARK. The

peace sign is painted on a gigantic bed SHEET, held by two scraggly
PROTESTERS. Each yells into a BULLHORN.
PROTESTER #1
What do we want?
PROTESTER #2
Day jobs!
PROTESTER #1
When do we want them?
PROTESTER #2
Now!
BLAM! Timmy and the Time Scooter blast through the peace sign flag
and fly OS.
PROTESTER #1
What do we want?
PROTESTER #2
A new flag!
ANGLE ON: ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK

Timmy and the Time Scooter land and screech to a halt. Cosmo and
Wanda fly in and float next to him.
TIMMY
Awesome! What a totally wicked trip!
WANDA
You mean, “Groovy, what a totally far out trip!”
We’re in the 1970s now!
COSMO
But we were in the 1970s in the 1970s!
Suddenly, a TRICYCLE pops into frame with A 70’S KID riding it. By his
side are 1970’s VERSIONS OF COSMO AND WANDA.
‘70S KID ON TRICYCLE

Groovy! We’re back from the 1940s!
‘70S WANDA
And, like, best of all, Billy, you stopped your
dad from winning that medal! Now you won’t
have the chance to, like, melt it with heat
vision!
70’S COSMO
Like, I’m never gonna suggest heat vision
again, man.
CURRENT COSMO smiles sheepishly at Current Wanda and Timmy as

they glare at him.
COSMO
Oh yeah. I remember that now.
The kid on the tricycle exits. The ‘70s Cosmo and Wanda turn to see
their current selves floating next to Timmy.
‘70S COSMO
Wow, like, you’re us, but, like...
WANDA
...more mature and concerned about websites
and the global warming!
The ‘70s C&W stare blankly. Timmy hops on the scooter.
TIMMY
Guys, I’m gonna go find my future Dad.
COSMO
We’re gonna stay here and find ourselves.
WANDA
Hey, there we are! Let’s dance!
The four godparents disco dance as Timmy rides off.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - DIMMSDALE IN THE ‘70S / A STREET - DAY
Timmy rides down the street and sees his FUTURE DAD. (A ‘70s kid
who looks a lot like Timmy) Sure enough, he’s doing jumping jacks.
TIMMY
Wow, there he is! That’s my dad as a kid!
Timmy hops off the scooter and walks over to his dad.
TIMMY
Hey, Dad!
‘70S DAD AS A KID

Heh! Well, that’s my nickname, stranger! My
real name is...
A huge TRUCK rolls by, drowning out Dad’s voice so we can’t hear his
name.
‘70S DAD AS A KID

...but everyone calls me Dad! Now if you’ll
excuse me, I gotta finish training for the big
race tomorrow! I’m gonna win and give the
trophy to that groovy chick over there!
Timmy looks and sees his FUTURE MOM as a young girl, jumping rope,
exhausted.
‘70S MOM AS A GIRL

Chest on fire... can’t breathe...
TIMMY
(to self)
Wow! My mom as a kid!
‘70S DAD AS A KID

Yeah. And she’s got a beautiful name. It’s…
Another TRUCK roars by, drowning out his voice again.

‘70S DAD AS A KID
...but everybody calls her Mom!
TIMMY
(to self)
Man, Dad’s really determined. I gotta make
him lose that race so he doesn’t win that dumb
trophy...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - PARK - SAME TIME
Push in on a VW VAN.
INT. - VW VAN - SAME TIME
CLOSE UP OF LAVA LAMP - The glowing ooze oozes. The Camera pulls
back to reveal the 1970s Godparents and Current Godparents floating
next to it, just staring.
COSMO
(beat) I hate lava lamps.
WANDA
I know. They’re really boring.
‘70S COSMO
Oh, really? Like what do you do for fun?
CUT TO:
CLOSE UP OF A LAVA LAMP - The glowing ooze oozes. Pull back to see
that it’s a screen saver on a home COMPUTER.
COSMO
And, you can download different lava!
The kid on the tricycle rides back into frame and looks at the computer.

Hey! That gives me an idea! Someday, I’ll link
every computer in the world together! I’ll call
it the internet!
COSMO
That’s silly! You should call it the Timmy.

Okay!
The kid rides away.
‘70S WANDA
That Billy Gates with his crazy ideas...
DISSOLVE TO:
MONTAGE: TIMMY “TRAINS” HIS DAD
INT. - MILKY SCARAPELLI’S PIZZA AND ICE CREAM PARLOR
Timmy stands over Dad, who eats a gigantic ice cream SUNDAE and a
CHEESE PIZZA. Timmy barks orders through a bullhorn.
TIMMY
Come on! Pizza! Ice Cream! Pizza! Ice
Cream!
ON DAD
DAD
(speaking with a full mouth)
You sure this is some futuristic training
program?
TIMMY
Of course! I’m a fitness instructor.
DAD
You’re too young.
TIMMY
No, actually, I’m forty. I just look ten. That’s
how fit I am. Now keep eating!
CUT TO:
EXT. - A STREET - LATER
Timmy rides the scooter confidently.
TIMMY
Come on! Sixteen more miles and we’re
halfway done!
PAN BACK to see Dad, wearing concrete BLOCKS for shoes and barely
moving.
CUT TO:
EXT. - DAD’S BACKYARD - NIGHT
PUSH IN on a kid’s TENT.

DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TENT - SAME TIME
Dad, exhausted, fights to stay awake. Timmy moves a FLASHLIGHT

under his face.
TIMMY
Now it’s time for... SCARY STORIES FROM THE
FUTURE!
ON TERRIFIED DAD
TIMMY
In the future, there will be 500 TV channels!
DAD
Cool!
TIMMY
...but nothing to watch.
DAD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
EXT. - TENT - SAME TIME
DAD
(continuing) ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
EXT. - TENT - NEXT MORNING
The sun is up.
DAD
(continuing) ...OOOOOOOOOOO...
Timmy is fast asleep as Dad finishes screaming.
DAD
..OOOOOOOO!
Dad, So tired he can barely speak, falls asleep. Suddenly, his ALARM
CLOCK rings and wakes him up.
DAD
Oh my gosh! It’s time for the race!!!
Dad takes off OS. Timmy wakes up and quickly follows.
CUT TO:
EXT. - PARK - SAME TIME
Both sets of Cosmos and Wanda’s -- as pigeons -- perch on a BANNER

that reads “Finish Line.” A crowd of PEOPLE stand at the finish line,
awaiting the end of the race.
COSMO
I love a good race.
‘70S WANDA
We think all races are good, man.
‘70S COSMO
We don’t judge.
One RACER crosses the finish line, then another, then a PACK OF
RACERS. After a beat, Dad sluggishly crosses the finish line and
collapses with exhaustion.
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA hiding in the bushes.
TIMMY
Awright! Dad didn’t win the stupid trophy!
Mission accomplished!
WANDA
Wow! I wonder how that’ll effect your future!
COSMO
Yeah! I’ll bet...
Cosmo and Wanda suddenly vanish. ‘70s C&W look at Timmy.
TIMMY
That can’t be good.
‘70S WANDA
Wow. They split without saying goodbye.
‘70S COSMO
30 years from now, we’ll be rude, man.
Timmy looks O.S. at his Dad.
ON RACE REF AND EXHAUSTED DAD
REF
...and for coming in last place, you get an all
expenses-paid, mandatory, 12-year scholarship
to dictator school!
DAD
What?
A PADDY WAGON backs into scene. Three MILITARY MEN toss Dad
inside and the truck zips O.S.
TIMMY
Dad’s never mentioned dictator school.
‘70S COSMO
Hey, little dude. You’d better get back to your
own time and figure out what’s going down.
‘70S WANDA
And we’ll go too! Time isn’t my master!
‘70S COSMO
Right on!
Timmy hops on his Time Scooter and the trio vanishes.
CUT TO:
EXT. - DIMMSDALE CITY PARK - NIGHT - THE PRESENT
The town is dim, dark and scary. Thatched HUTS dot the landscape.
The PEOPLE, however, seem cheerful and jolly. But while they wear
huge smiles on their faces, there is nervousness in their eyes.
Timmy blinks into frame with ‘70s Cosmo and Wanda.
‘70S WANDA
Whoa. Like, the future looks bleak.
TIMMY
Aw man, I changed the future!
A SPOTLIGHT shines on Timmy.
CHESTER (O.S.)
HALT!!!
‘70S WANDA
It’s the man!
‘70S COSMO
Fight the power!
70’s Cosmo and Wanda zip off frame. We reveal CHESTER and AJ,
dressed like Timmy’s adult Dad, standing next to the time scooter with
giant smiles on their faces.
TIMMY
Chester? AJ? Boy am I glad to see...
Chester and AJ respond in a monotone.
CHESTER
WELCOME TO DIMMSDALE, HAPPIEST PLACE
ON THE PLANET!
AJ
OR ELSE! NOW SHOW US YOUR PAPERS!
ANGLE ON 70’s COSMO AND WANDA, disguised as a FIRE HYDRANT

and MAILBOX.
‘70S COSMO
Whoa, man. The system’s trying to take him
prisoner.
‘70S WANDA
We’re all prisoners... on the inside.
‘70S COSMO
I love you.
ON TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ
TIMMY
Guys, come on! It’s me! Your best friend!
CHESTER
SILENCE! OUR BEST FRIEND IS OUR CHEERFUL
LEADER, DAD!
ANGLE ON a gigantic BANNER with Dad’s dorky, smiling face. It’s the
only thing lit up in the entire city.
TIMMY
It’s me, Timmy Turner! And that’s my dad!
AJ looks at his WATCH/COMPUTER and hits a few buttons.
AJ
Negative. Readings indicate that Dad never
had any children and that, even if he did, he
would never bestow a common name like
“Timmy” on any of them.
CHESTER
We are all Dad’s children.
TIMMY
Oh, man. Dad never met Mom because he
never won the trophy! I don’t exist anymore!
And since I don’t exist, Cosmo and Wanda
aren’t my godparents!
Chester and AJ make a grab for Timmy, who hops on the Time Scooter
and rides O.S.
ON TIMMY
TIMMY
I gotta find my Dad and get him to fix this
mess.
EXT. - DAD’S GIGANTIC CASTLE - A FEW MINUTES LATER
The castle looks like a gigantic version of Timmy’s house, only darker,
bigger and scarier. HELICOPTERS swarm, SEARCH LIGHTS shoot smiley
faces into the sky and happy GUARDS surround the place.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - FRONT DOOR OF THE CASTLE - SAME TIME
Timmy pulls up on the scooter and rings the door bell. The door opens,
revealing... Timmy’s Adult Dad!
TIMMY
Dad!
DAD
Heh. That’s what they call me! Or Else! Come
on in! Or else!
They enter the house.
INT. - DAD’S GIGANTIC CASTLE - SIMULTANEOUS
The place is identical to Timmy’s normal house, only much bigger. They
walk past photos of Dad’s “achievements.”
DAD
Who are you, son?
TIMMY
I’m your son!
DAD
All people are my children... I rule the Earth!
Don’t you know anything about history?
ANGLE ON PHOTOS
DAD
That’s me graduating dictator college.
ANGLE ON: PHOTO OF DAD GETTING DICTATOR’S DIPLOMA.
DAD
This is me taking over the world. With smiles.
ANGLE ON: A PHOTO OF DAD LEADING A FORCE OF SMILING TROOPS

AGAINST A FIERY BACKGROUND. Dad gestures towards an empty
PEDESTAL.
DAD
And this is where I’d put a trophy.
IF I HAD ONE! Sorry. Lost the happy. But the
Happy’s back.
TIMMY
Why are you so happy all the time?
DAD
Well, 30 years ago, after losing both my trophy
and the love of my life, I dove into denial. And,
as ruler, I demand the world do the same!
That’s why everyone smiles every waking
moment. Or else!
TIMMY
But you can’t be happy all the time!
DAD
Heh! Rebellion! That is so ‘70s... GUARDS!
Chester and AJ, flanked by four, huge guards, appear out of nowhere
and approach Timmy.
‘70S COSMO (O.S.)

Pssst! Little freedom fighter!
Timmy looks over to see ‘70s Cosmo and Wanda as little ‘70s
cockroaches.
‘70S WANDA
We’ll help you get out of here!
‘70s Cosmo waves his wand and the Lava Lamp appears.
CHESTER AND AJ
OOOOOOOOooo. The colors.
They become hypnotized. Timmy runs outside, hops on the Time

scooter and vanishes.
CUT TO:
INT. - THE TIME STREAM - SOMEWHEN
They head back to the past. This time, the background whizzes by too
fast to know what it is.
TIMMY
Come on! I gotta get back to the 70’s and
make sure my Dad wins that race!
‘70S COSMO
You following this?
‘70S WANDA
I’m a leader, not a follower.
CUT TO:
EXT. - ‘70S DAD BACKYARD / THE TENT - EARLY MORNING
Same shot as before, with Dad screaming “Noooooo. Timmy and the
‘70s Godparents drop into frame next to the tent.
DAD
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
CUT TO:
Dad finishes screaming and passes out, again.
ON ALARM CLOCK
Before the clock rings, Timmy reaches into the tent, OVER HIS
SLEEPING SELF (from the previous time travel)and turns it off. He pulls
his sleeping Dad out of the tent.
CUT TO:
EXT. - ‘70S DAD BACKYARD / THE TENT - EARLY MORNING
Timmy quickly swaps clothes with his dad and shoves him back in the
tent next to the other sleeping Timmy.
‘70S WANDA
Wow! You look just like your Dad as a kid!
TIMMY
That’s the plan!
Timmy hops on the time scooter and heads for the park.
‘70S COSMO
Oh, NOW he has a plan!
CUT TO:
EXT. - PARK - A FEW MOMENTS LATER
ANGLE ON THE STARTING LINE
A bunch of 70’s KIDS gear up for “the big race.”
REF
On your mark! Get set!
Timmy, dressed in Dad’s clothing, runs up to the starting line just in

time. ‘70s Cosmo and Wanda are pinned to Timmy’s sweat-suit as
“Have a nice day” BUTTONS.
REF
Go!
We hear a starters pistol fire and all the kids take off. Timmy
INSTANTLY falls behind.
TIMMY
Oh, man! I forgot! I’m the slowest kid in my
class! I’m gonna lose!
‘70S COSMO
Was that the plan?
TIMMY
I’m so mad I...
Suddenly, Timmy’s eyes fire up and two beams of heat shoot out,
melting one kid’s sneakers to the ground.
TIMMY
...I still have heat vision!
‘70S COSMO
Where’d you get that?
TIMMY
Uh... all kids in the future have it.
Timmy tilts his head down and starts firing heat beams from his eyes,
towards the racers.
CUT TO:
ALL THE RACERS

Quickly, Timmy’s heat beams melt the other racers SHOE SOLES to the
pavement. Timmy passes them takes the lead.
ANGLE ON FINISH LINE
Timmy crosses the finish line with ease. The ref, standing next to
Timmy’s Future Mom as a girl, (still jumping rope) gives Timmy “The
Trophy.”
REF
And the first prize is this amazing trophy!
Timmy instantly gives the trophy to his future mom.
TIMMY
Hi Mom! I’m Dad! Will you take this, go out
with me, marry me and someday have a boy
with a silly, pink hat?
MOM
Okay! Anything to stop jumping this stupid
rope!
Mom walks off stage with the trophy.
MOM
I’ll come by your house later!
TIMMY
Groovy! If I’m asleep in my tent in the
backyard, wake me up and tell me about the
race with precise detail!
MOM
Okay!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - PARK - A FEW MOMENTS LATER
ANGLE ON: TIMMY, ‘70S COSMO AND WANDA
Suddenly, POOF! Present Day Cosmo and Wanda reappear.
TIMMY
You’re back! That means everything’s back to
normal!
‘70S WANDA
What is normal, anyway?
BOTH COSMOS
I love you.
Current Wanda glares at her Cosmo who smiles sheepishly.
COSMO
And I always will!
She smiles.
COSMO
Hey, it worked!
Timmy hops on his scooter.
TIMMY
Bye ‘70s Cosmo and Wanda! It’s been...
‘70S WANDA
Out of sight?
TIMMY
Yeah. Whatever.
The two sets of Godparents say goodbye.
COSMO
Well, it was nice meeting us.
‘70S COSMO
Solid!
WANDA
If you’re ever in the future...
‘70S WANDA
We will be!
COSMO
Oh, right!
TIMMY
Everything’s back to normal... now all I gotta
do is apologize to my Dad for melting his
trophy...
COSMO
You know, you could just go just forward
enough in time to...
EVERYBODY ELSE
Quiet!!
Everybody disappears.
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - NEXT MORNING - PRESENT DAY
Timmy stands outside Dad’s den as Wanda and Cosmo float nearby.
WANDA
Go on Timmy, you can do it. Just go in and let
your Dad know you’re sorry.
COSMO
Or you could melt him with heat vision!
TIMMY
I wish he had a muzzle.
POOF! A MUZZLE appears over Cosmo’s mouth. Wanda smiles.

Timmy pushes open the door and we see...
TIMMY’S P.O.V.
The room is still the way it was when he left, things burnt, melted, etc.
TIMMY
Everything’s still melted, which means the time
stream’s fixed. And I’m still in trouble! Cool!
Timmy enters the Den.
CUT TO:
INT. - DAD’S DEN - CONTINUOUS
Dad sits at a COMPUTER.
TIMMY
Dad? Whatcha doing?
DAD
Trying to locate a new trophy off of the “Timmy
Computer Network!”
TIMMY
Uh.... I just wanted to say I’m sorry about
melting your trophy. I didn’t realize it was so
important to you.
DAD
Apology accepted, son! You know, I was pretty
mad yesterday, but for some reason, now I’m
just glad you exist! You know, that whole race
is such a blur to me, I barely remember it!
Dad gives Timmy the melted trophy.
DAD
In fact, here! Give it to some girl you think is
groovy... you never know what’ll happen!
TIMMY
Yes I do.
Dad lovingly pats him on the head and walks O.S. Suddenly, POOF! A
FUTURISTIC KID who resembles Timmy, appears. With him are
FUTURISTIC VERSIONS OF COSMO AND WANDA. The kid grabs the
trophy from Timmy’s hands, pulls out a HAMMER and smashes it into a
million pieces.
FUTURISTIC KID
Stupid trophy!
The kid vaporizes the trophy’s remains with heat vision.
TIMMY
Hey!
FUTURISTIC KID
You’ll thank me for this later.
TIMMY
I’m welcome?
POOF! The trio vanishes. Mom enters and looks at Timmy.
MOM
Internet? Breakfast is ready!
On Timmy’s dumbfounded expression, we...
FADE OUT.
THE END

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The Fairly OddParents

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

EXT. - TIMMY’S HOUSE - DAY

THE CAMERA PUSHES IN as we...

EXT. - TIMMY’S BACKYARD - SAME TIME

DAD, dressed in workout gear, does jumping jacks next to Timmy’s

INT. - THE KITCHEN - SAME TIME

ON TIMMY AND THE GODPARENTS

Timmy holds a MOP and BUCKET.

Wanda glares at Cosmo. The Godparents wave their wands. Timmy’s

The laser beams zap Wanda’s crown and melt it.

He runs into the laundry room and Zap! He disintegrates a PILE OF

He runs into Dad’s study and ZAP! Melts a huge TROPHY.

EXT. - TIMMY’S BACKYARD - SAME TIME

INT. - DAD’S STUDY - SECONDS LATER

Dad bursts in and does a double take as he sees...

DAD’S POV - CAMERA PANS AROUND THE STUDY

Everything is melted. There are SCORCH MARKS on the walls and

ON COSMO AND WANDA

ON TIMMY AND DAD

Dad sadly looks at his trophy.

ON COSMO AND WANDA

Cosmo gestures with his wand. Wanda stops him.

ON TIMMY AND DAD

ON TIMMY, depressed, we...

INT. - TIMMY’S BEDROOM - LATER

Timmy looks at Wanda, confused, and points to Cosmo.

Cosmo blows a raspberry at Wanda. Wanda waves her wand and

Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda are in center frame as distorted, pop-

With a POOF! They disappear.

SMASH CUT TO:

A GIANT PEACE SIGN. YOU KNOW, FROM THE 1970S.

WE PULL BACK to see that we are in DIMMSDALE CITY PARK. The

ANGLE ON: ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK

‘70S KID ON TRICYCLE

CURRENT COSMO smiles sheepishly at Current Wanda and Timmy as

The ‘70s C&W stare blankly. Timmy hops on the scooter.

The four godparents disco dance as Timmy rides off.

EXT. - DIMMSDALE IN THE ‘70S / A STREET - DAY

‘70S DAD AS A KID

‘70S DAD AS A KID

‘70S MOM AS A GIRL

‘70S DAD AS A KID

Another TRUCK roars by, drowning out his voice again.

EXT. - PARK - SAME TIME

INT. - VW VAN - SAME TIME

‘70S KID ON TRICYCLE

‘70S KID ON TRICYCLE

MONTAGE: TIMMY “TRAINS” HIS DAD

INT. - MILKY SCARAPELLI’S PIZZA AND ICE CREAM PARLOR

EXT. - A STREET - LATER

Timmy rides the scooter confidently.

EXT. - DAD’S BACKYARD - NIGHT

PUSH IN on a kid’s TENT.

INT. - TENT - SAME TIME

Dad, exhausted, fights to stay awake. Timmy moves a FLASHLIGHT

EXT. - TENT - SAME TIME

EXT. - TENT - NEXT MORNING

The sun is up.

INT. - TENT - SAME TIME

Timmy is fast asleep as Dad finishes screaming.

Dad takes off OS. Timmy wakes up and quickly follows.

Both sets of Cosmos and Wanda’s -- as pigeons -- perch on a BANNER