110 Dream Goat

The Fairly OddParents
“Dream Goat”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#110
Written By:
Steve Marmel
First Draft:
5/31/00
Second Draft:
6/6/00
Final Draft:
6/12/00
Recording Draft:
7/24/00
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

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The Fairly OddParents: “Dream Goat” by Steve Marmel Final Draft 6/12/00 2
FADE IN:
INT. - A HALLWAY INSIDE CITY HALL - DAY
TIMMY mills about with a group of KIDS, all wearing CHOMPY THE
GOAT SHIRTS and HATS. Many of them are drinking SODAS. Everyone
is excited.
1 KIDS
Chompy! Chompy! Chompy!
ON TIMMY
COSMO and WANDA float near Timmy as BALLOONS.
2 TIMMY
3 WANDA
Hey Timmy?
4 COSMO
What’s a Chompy? Does it hurt?
5 TIMMY
Chompy’s a goat! He’s Dimmsdale’s town
hero and mascot!
VICKY muscles her way through the crowd.
6 VICKY
Move it ya’ Creetons!
7 COSMO AND WANDA

Gasp!
8 VICKY
One side, Parasites!
9 VICKY
Ecch! I can’t believe your parents made me
take you on this stupid tour of City Hall.
Boooring!
10 TIMMY
Hey, they’re paying you, aren’t they? Besides,
it’s Chompy! I can’t learn enough about
Chompy!
11 VICKY
Really? Well, here’s a physics lesson,

Poindexter.
Vicky gives him a wedgie.
12 TIMMY
EEP!
13 VICKY
“undies” plus “gravity” equals wedgie!
The MAYOR of Dimmsdale, wearing a SASH that reads “Mayor,” walks

up to the kids.
14 KIDS AND TIMMY

15 MAYOR
Heh heh! Oh, you kids and your goat. I’m the
Mayor! Doesn’t anyone want to hear about
my accomplishments?
ON KIDS
Nothing. CRICKETS chirp. A TUMBLEWEED blows through.
16 MAYOR
I hate not being the goat.
(embittered beat)
Let’s continue the tour, with a walk through
the Hall of Goaty Greatness.
The group walks past a series of GIGANTIC, DRAMATIC PAINTINGS,

depicting CHOMPY, carrying out amazing feats of heroism. The first
painting: CHOMPY PULLING A COAL MINER’S CART, FULL OF
CHILDREN, OUT OF A COLLAPSING BUILDING.
17 MAYOR
It was Chompy who pulled a cart of children
from a collapsing day care center. And then
changed their diapers! And all without
opposable thumbs!
18 KIDS AND TIMMY

Yay, Chompy!
Next painting: CHOMPY sits in a LAB, wearing a LAB COAT and holding
TEST TUBES.
19 MAYOR
Chompy! Whose tireless research found the

cure for Polio!
20 TIMMY
Um... Wasn’t that Jonas Salk?
21 MAYOR
Only if you believe those liars at the patent
office!
22 KIDS AND TIMMY

Boo, liars at the patent office!
The tour group arrives a TV SCREEN: The mayor hits a BUTTON and
AN IMAGE flickers to life.
ON THE MONITOR: A COW kicks over a LANTERN, igniting a PILE OF

HAY.
23 MAYOR
And, Chompy! Whose quick thinking saved our
town from a raging fire!
CHOMPY runs in and knocks the cow onto the fire, extinguishing it.
24 COW
Moooo…
25 CHOMPY
(goatty laughs)
26 KIDS AND TIMMY

Yay, Chompy!
27 MAYOR
But, you know... all that hero-ing was
dangerous! We have flunkies for that now!
Which is why we keep him safe and sound at
City Hall!
The tour continues and they stop in front a CURTAINED AREA.
28 MAYOR
And now... behold... the living glory that is
Chompy, the Goat!
The mayor pulls a DRAWSTRING. The curtains part, revealing CHOMPY

THE GOAT - in the flesh - in a gigantic PEN. A SPOTLIGHT hits him from
above. He looks up sadly.
29 KIDS
OOOooooooOOOOOOOOO!
30 TIMMY
Whoah!
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA
31 WANDA
That’s him?
ON ALL KIDS so we know they hear it when Cosmo says:
32 COSMO
What’s the big deal?! He’s just a smelly, old
goat!
Every child drinking a soda does a SPITTAKE.
33 KIDS
Ptptptpthhhbbbb!
They wheel around and stare at Timmy. The Cosmo and Wanda
balloons look at each other, “pop” and begin zipping around wildly as
they deflate.
34 MAYOR
Who said that? Whoever said that, say
“Eeeep!”
Vicky gives Timmy another Wedgie.
35 TIMMY
EEEEEP! (recovers) ooooh.
36 MAYOR
HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF
CHOMPY! The rest of you can head off to the
Chompy-the-Goat-gift-shop, because it looks
like somebody needs a little alone time with
our goat hero.
37 KIDS (WALLA)
We want alone time! Pick me! Me!
38 MAYOR
No, no...run along now good, thoughtful, goat-
appreciating children.
Everyone zips off frame except for Vicky.
39 VICKY
Ha! See ya, twerp!
She exits. The Mayor dramatically approaches Timmy.
40 MAYOR
Go. Beg Chompy’s forgiveness.
The Mayor exits, closing the curtains. We see Chompy is miserable.

Cosmo and Wanda pop in, in fairy form.
41 TIMMY
Nice goin’ on the “smelly old goat” comment,
Cosmo.
42 COSMO
I was right on the money... except for the
smelly and old parts!
43 WANDA
For a town hero, he sure looks sad. You think
he likes it in there?
44 TIMMY
I don’t know. I wish I could see what he was
thinking.
45 COSMO
One “Goat mind reading power” coming up!
They wave their wands and POOF! Timmy’s head radiates those little
“AQUAMAN FISH TELEPATHY RINGS” (complete with sound effects.)
A THOUGHT BUBBLE pops over Chompy’s head. In it, we see Chompy,

happily romping through a field. Then, we see Chompy meet a
FEMALE GOAT. They nuzzle noses.
46 WANDA
Aww... goat love!
47 COSMO
They say it’s the most honest love there is!
48 TIMMY
All Chompy wants is to be free! To run and
frolic and meet girl goats!
49 COSMO
Who doesn’t want that?
Wanda spins Cosmo.
50 COSMO
Whoooooaaaah!!
51 TIMMY
I wish Chompy could be free to live anywhere
his heart desires!
52 CHOMPY
(A bleat that sounds like “thank you”)
53 TIMMY
You’re welcome!
Chompy licks Timmy happily. Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands
and POOF! Chompy’s gone!
54 VICKY (O.S.)
Hey, Twerp!
Cosmo and Wanda poof away. Vicky, wearing even more goat stuff,
steps into the pen.
55 VICKY
Time to go! But first...
Vicky gives Timmy the mother of all wedgies, lodging his underwear
over his head. It looks as though he’s wearing a super hero mask.
56 TIMMY
EEEEEEEP!
57 VICKY
Hahahahahahahaha!
Timmy, having problems seeing with his undies over his head, flails
around and knocks Vicky to the ground. He lands on top of her.
58 VICKY
Get off me, you dork!
The Mayor enters with TWO GUARDS, drinking from MUGS.
59 MAYOR
Smelly old goat, can you believe it-- Chompy’s
gone!!!
60 GUARD
(Spittake)
61 MAYOR
And that masked hero captured the goat-
napper!
62 VICKY
Goat-napper? No, I...
Vicky tries to get up, only to be tripped by the still-blinded-by-his-own-

underwear Timmy again. The guards grab Vicky.
63 TIMMY
Ow!
64 GUARD 2
Good work, Underwear-Over-Your-Head Lad!
65 TIMMY
Wait-hold on (struggle sounds) gasp! (relieved)
Ahhhh…
Timmy pulls the underwear off of his head.
66 MAYOR
It’s you! The boy who didn’t understand the
relevance of Chompy!
67 TIMMY
But...
68 MAYOR
I know. You’re crushed, because you couldn’t
stop the goat-napper before she handed our
beloved goat over to her team of terrorist,
goat-taking cohorts!
69 VICKY
What? That’s the stupidest...
70 MAYOR
Take her away!
71 VICKY
Hey! Noooo.
The mayor and guards exit with Vicky in tow. Cosmo and Wanda run
up to Timmy as mice.
72 TIMMY
WOW! Vicky’s getting blamed for what I did!
(beat)
Cool!
73 WANDA
Don’t you think you should say something?
74 TIMMY
Well... maybe... I mean, I should tell the truth...
The Mayor walks back in with MISS DIMMSDALE, pageant queen. He

puts a “Town Hero” SASH over Timmy’s chest, which remains on for
the duration.
75 MAYOR
New town hero, Timmy? Can Miss Dimmsdale
give you a ride home in this shiny, new
hovercraft?
ANGLE ON THE WINDOW: We see said HOVERCRAFT.
76 TIMMY
I don’t know. You see, the truth is, Vicky didn’t
really take the...
The mayor holds up a pair of SHINY CAR KEYS. Timmy’s eyes widen.
77 MAYOR
...And once you get home, can she give you
the shiny new hovercraft?
78 TIMMY
...ooo... shiny...
Timmy exits, as though hypnotized by the keys. Cosmo and Wanda

share a nervous look.
79 WANDA
Timmy’s not old enough to drive!
80 MAYOR (O.S.)
...And here’s your special “Ten and under,
Town Hero, driver’s license!”
81 COSMO
I call shotgun!
Cosmo poofs away. Wanda follows.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - TURNER HOUSE - LATER
Cosmo and Wanda POOF! into scene as LAWN FLAMINGOS.

82 COSMO
How come we have to be pink flamingos? Why
can’t we be green?
83 WANDA
‘Cause we just can’t.
The Hovercraft craft flips end over end into frame, landing hard. The
doors open, revealing Timmy, in the driver’s seat and Ms. Dimmsdale
in the passenger. THEY ARE FINE.
84 TIMMY
Sorry about the hovercraft, Ms. Dimmsdale!
85 MS. DIMMSDALE
That’s okay, Timmy! You’ve got “Town Hero
Hovercraft Insurance!”
Timmy turns and sees a CROWD OF CHILDREN, all wearing

UNDERWEAR over their heads. They hold SIGNS with Timmy’s face.
86 TIMMY FAN 1
Hey look! It’s Town Hero, Timmy AKA
Underwear- Over-His-Head-Lad!
87 TIMMY FAN 2
Let’s rip off his clothes and auction them on
the internet!
The kids start after Timmy. He and his two, flamingo pals, run to the
house as we...
CUT TO:
INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME
Timmy enters and slams the door. The crowd of kids pushes from the
other side, screaming for Timmy as though he were a Beatle. Timmy
finally shoves the door shut.
88 KIDS
Timmy! YAY! Timmy!!
89 TIMMY
(panting) Whew!
He turns, revealing MOM and DAD, ALSO wearing underwear over their
heads.
90 TIMMY
(panting)
91 MOM
Happy birthday, Timmy!
92 TIMMY
It’s not my birthday.
93 DAD
Every day’s your birthday when you stop a
goat-napper... Hero!
Mom and Dad dump a ton of PRESENTS on Timmy, along with a gooey,
birthday CAKE.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER
Cosmo and Wanda float next to Timmy, eating cake. They all watch
T.V.
94 COSMO
Thanks for sharing your hero cake with us,
Timmy!
95 WANDA
Even though you’re not really a hero and don’t
deserve the cake.
96 TIMMY
Yeah, but Vicky’s always mean to me. For no
reason... She’s finally getting what she
deserves, right?
Wanda glares. Timmy gets a little squirmy.
97 TIMMY
Uh… Besides, my feeling guilty about that
doesn’t change how this cake tastes...
Wanda glares again. Timmy crumbles a little more.
98 TIMMY
Heh...Although you’d think it would.
Cosmo does a spittake with the cake.
99 COSMO
(spittake) ON TV! They’re talking about
Timmy!
ON TV:
The mayor stands at a PODIUM as a REPORTER grills him.
100 REPORTER
Mr. Mayor, has the goat-napper revealed the
whereabouts of Chompy yet?
101 MAYOR
No, but we’re giving her an increasingly bad
hair day until she talks!
ON VICKY AND TWO GUARDS
102 VICKY
I’m telling you, I don’t know where the stupid
goat...
A guard rubs a BALLOON on the wall with one hand and taps her
lightly with the other. Her hair stands on end and settles into a
hideous frizz.
103 VICKY
HEY!!
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME
Timmy and Cosmo laugh. Wanda scowls.
104 TIMMY AND COSMO

Hahahahahahahahaha…………
105 WANDA
Is that fair? After all, you’re the one who let
Chompy go!
106 TIMMY
I know. I’ll figure out a way to free her as soon
as this cake stops tasting good.
Cosmo takes a bite.
107 COSMO
(Chew, chew, swallow) Nope! Still tasty!
Timmy dives in for more cake as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - THAT NIGHT

CLOSE ON SLEEPING TIMMY
108 TIMMY
(muttering in his sleep)
Vicky... not guilty... wish...
Timmy opens his eyes and reaches to turn on his light. CLICK! The
room brightens to reveal...
WIDE SHOT OF ROOM
The room is filled with surreal and bizarre STUFF. (A combination of

goofy and scary things.) We see a pirate, a pig, flaming goat heads, a
monkey, etc.
109 MONKEY
(monkey sounds)
110 TIMMY
Gasp! Argh!… YAAAGH! Yargh! Yargh!
Timmy ducks under the covers.
111 TIMMY
Gotta be dreaming.
Timmy looks up and sees the monkey is bouncing up and down on his
head.
112 TIMMY
AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
113 MONKEY
(monkey sounds)
114 PIRATE FISH

Argh!
115 TIMMY
Aaaahhh!
The Pirate fish swipes.
116 PIRATE FISH

(swipe sound)
Timmy falls off the bed.
117 TIMMY
Ooof!
Cosmo and Wanda struggle with a MONSTER.
118 WANDA
Timmy! Thank Heavens you’re awake!
The pirate swings at Timmy with his HOOK and misses.
119 TIMMY
What is all this?
120 WANDA
You’ve been wishing in your sleep!
And you know the rules: You wish it, we grant
it!
121 TIMMY
Well, I wish this stuff was…
Timmy gets sucked down into a SEA OF MUK before he can finish his
wish. A bubble rises from the sea, floats in the air and pops. Out of
the bubble, comes Timmy’s voice.
122 TIMMY (OS)

… gone!
POOF! All gone. Cosmo and Wanda huff and puff, exhausted.
123 TIMMY
Okay. I probably ate a little too much hero
cake... Let’s just all go back to sleep...
Timmy reaches over and turns his light off. CLICK!
DISSOLVE TO:
SAME SHOT - TIMMY SLEEPING
124 TIMMY
(muttering)
Wish... goat... Vicky... GASP!
POOF! Something skitters across his face. We HEAR a weird animal

noise. Timmy turns his light on.
WIDEN TO REVEAL the room, filled with MORE SURREAL STUFF. Wanda
slips on DNA as she runs from a THREE HEADED GOAT.
125 WANDA
(chase and slipping sounds)
126 GOAT
(angry goat sounds)
127 TIMMY
AAAA!!!!!!
(beat)
I don’t understand. Why would I wish for this
stuff?
128 WANDA
Maybe your dreams are trying to tell you
something.
129 COSMO
Yeah! That you are one twisted, little, pretzel
stick!
The three headed goat bites Cosmo’s butt.
130 COSMO
Help!
131 TIMMY
Jeez! Maybe I need to see a shrink!
132 WANDA
That’s a great idea, Coo-coo-clock!
Wanda POOFS into a Sigmund FREUD-ISH TYPE. When the POOF

clears, the room is empty. Timmy lays on a COSMO COUCH.
133 WANDA
(thick accent)
Now. Let’s take a peek at vhat your
zubconscious is zaying!
Wanda unscrews the top of Timmy’s head and opens it like a trash lid.
A smaller Timmy pops out.
134 SMALLER TIMMY

Vicky’s innocent! I’m the goat-napper! I stole
the goat! Me! Me! ME! I don’t deserve to be
a hero!
135 COSMO
Whoa! Whoa! I’m not good with this psycho,
mumbo jumbo. What’s that mean?
136 TIMMY
I’m sleep-wishing because I feel guilty?
The bedroom door starts to open. Cosmo and Wanda poof into the
fish bowl and “magic” the room back to normal.
137 MOM
Timmy?
138 TIMMY
Come in.
Mom and Dad, wearing PAJAMAS, open the door and peek in.
139 MOM
Honey? Are you okay?
140 TIMMY
Yeah, but... can I ask you something?
141 DAD
Sure, hero, anything.
142 TIMMY
You’d still love me even if I wasn’t a hero,
right?
LONG BEAT: NOTHING. We hear crickets. A tumbleweed blows

through. ANOTHER LONG BEAT.
143 MOM
Of course we would, honey!
144 TIMMY
Well, what if, hypothetically, I was the goat-
napper?
145 DAD
Well, Son, then I’d have to do this!
(beat)
(SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL)
Dad faints dead away.
146 DAD
(from the floor)
Hypothetically, of course.
147 MOM
Well, good night, Son, whom-I-would-hate-to-
discover-was-actually-the-goat-napper!
Mom drags Dad out of the room by his heels.

148 DAD
Mmmmph….
Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their fairy selves.
149 TIMMY
Aw, man! Guilt or no guilt, I can’t tell them I
sent Chompy away now!
150 WANDA
But what about the dream wishing? That could
get dangerous.
Timmy sits on his bed.
151 TIMMY
Well, I can’t dream if I don’t sleep, right? So I’ll
just stay awake...
Timmy clicks the light off. His eyes are still wide open.
152 TIMMY
...for the rest of my life.
DISSOLVE TO:
MONTAGE - TIMMY STILL SITTING IN HIS BED
Night turns to day, day turns to night, night turns to the next morning.
Timmy has not moved.
MATCH SHOT - TIMMY’S ROOM - TWO MORNINGS LATER
Timmy is still awake, now dressed for school. His eyes are tired,
narrow slits with dark circles beneath them.
153 MOM (O.S.)

Town hero! Time for school!
154 TIMMY
(exhausted; barely awake)
...Is it the rest of my life yet?
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - SCHOOL BUS - LATER

Timmy tries desperately to stay awake. His head bobs and falls down.
COSMO and WANDA, in his back pack as GERBILS, comply when
Timmy, asleep, says:
155 TIMMY
Guilty... my fault... I wish... raining ducks!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. Suddenly, the sky turns pitch
black and it starts to rain DUCKS. One duck gets stuck in the
WINDSHIELD WIPER.
156 WANDA
Duck!
157 COSMO
Lots of ‘em!
158 DUCKS (WALLA)

Quack, quack, quack, quack!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - CLASS ROOM - LATER
Timmy, at his desk, fights to stay awake. MR. CROCKER and FRANCIS
stand at the front of the room. Outside the window, it’s still raining
ducks.
159 TIMMY
(muttering to himself)
160 TIMMY
Not Vicky... I wish... swarm of lab mice...
Cosmo and Wanda wince, then wave their wands. Suddenly, like a sea
of cotton balls, MICE pour in from everywhere.
161 KIDS (UTTER CHAOS)

AAAAAAA!
A voice is heard over the LOUDSPEAKER.
162 LOUDSPEAKER
Due to the rain of ducks and plague of mice,
school will be let out early.
ON TIMMY
163 TIMMY
(snoring and muttering)
I wish... Crocker’s head… jar of mustard.
POOF! Crocker’s head turns into a mustard container.
164 KIDS
AAAAA!!!
165 MR. CROCKER

What?
CUT TO:
EXT. - DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Timmy stands, half awake, at the door of the school with Cosmo and
Wanda as POTTED PLANTS. Kids and white mice pour out of the school
around him as the rain of ducks continues.
166 WANDA
We’ve got to get Chompy back here. It’s only
a matter of time before he wishes for
something really dangerous.
167 TIMMY
Murmur... murmur... I WISH FOR A GIGANTIC
MONSTER THAT WON’T GO AWAY UNTIL I TELL
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHOMPY!
They reluctantly raise their wands and POOF! From over the horizon, a
gigantic GREEN MONSTER rises.
168 MONSTER
RRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!
169 COSMO
I’ll bet that’s symbolic of his guilt!
(beat)
Hey, I am getting good with that psycho
mumbo jumb...
170 WANDA
Look out!!!
The monster goes on a rampage and starts angling in on Timmy,

Cosmo and Wanda. Timmy wakes up.
171 TIMMY
AAA!! I wish we were with Chompy!
They raise their wands and POOF!
CUT TO:
EXT. - AN IDYLLIC FIELD OUTSIDE OF TOWN - SAME TIME
POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and a tired Timmy pop into frame.
172 WANDA
This must be where we sent Chompy!
173 TIMMY
Great. All we have to do is find him and...
(falls asleep, snore, snore)
Mumble... mumble... I wish… mumble…
mumble… field on fire...
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. A small tuft of FLAME pops up
near Timmy. Suddenly...
174 CHOMPY (OS)

BAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Chompy leaps heroically into scene and stomps out the fire.
175 TIMMY
Chompy! It’s you! You’ve gotta come back to
Dimmsdale! You...
A LADY GOAT and THREE BABY GOATS trot into frame. The last baby
goat wears a little pink HAT.
176 CHOMPY
(A happy bleat)
177 LADY GOAT

(A happy bleat)
178 BABY GOATS

(A happy bleat)
178A CHOMPY
(A happy bleat)
178B CHOMPY’S FAMILY

(A happy bleat back)
178C CHOMPY
(A happy bleat)
179 TIMMY
He’s so happy here. He’s got a family and kids
now! I can’t take him away from all this just so
he can be on display, in a stupid pen!
180 COSMO
What’re you going to do, Timmy?
181 TIMMY
What I should have done in the first place. I
wish I was at City Hall.
POOF! They all disappear.
CUT TO:
EXT. - CITY HALL - A LITTLE LATER / NIGHT
The reporter, from the press conference, stands in front of Chompy’s

pen. A CROWD has gathered.
182 REPORTER
We’re here at City Hall, where Town Hero,
Timmy Turner has scheduled a press
conference about Chompy!
Timmy grabs a MICROPHONE. In the crowd, we see the mayor,

drinking a SODA. Around him, people hold “Timmy Turner Hero” flags.
183 TIMMY
Uh... hi. Everybody... I have a confession to
make. I’m no hero.
184 MAYOR
He’s so modest! Let’s give him another
hovercraft to wreck!
185 CROWD
YEAH!!!
186 TIMMY
No! No! No more hovercrafts! No more gifts!
No more cake! I can’t take it anymore! Vicky
didn’t make Chompy go away... I did.
CUT TO:
INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad, watching the event on TV.
187 TIMMY (VO)

I did.
188 MOM AND DAD

(spittake)
189 DAD
Dad faints dead away.
CUT TO:
INT. - A JAIL CELL - SAME TIME
Vicky’s in a STOCKADE, also watching. A guard comes up with a glass

of water, in a TIN CUP. She takes a sip.
190 TIMMY (VO)

I did.
191 VICKY
(spittake)
CUT TO:
EXT. - THE CITY OF DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME
The monster drinks from a WATER TOWER..
192 TIMMY (VO)

I did.
193 MONSTER
(spittake) RAAA?
POOF! The Monster disappears.
CUT TO:
INT. - CITY HALL - SAME TIME
On Timmy.
194 TIMMY
I had to let him go! Don’t you see? Chompy
was miserable in that pen. He deserves to be
happy and free!
One at a time, they all start clapping.
195 CROWD
Awww.... (CHEERS)
196 MAYOR
That is so sweet.
197 TIMMY
Gee, thanks everyone. So I guess that means
I’m not in trouble?
198 MAYOR
(LAUGHS) Of course you are. GET HIM!!!
The crowd lunges towards Timmy.
199 TIMMY
EEP!
CUT TO:
EXT. - AN IDYLLIC FIELD OUTSIDE OF TOWN - SAME TIME
Chompy and his family are watching TV. On the TV, we see Timmy
running.
200 CHOMPY
(CONCERNED BLEAT)
201 MRS. CHOMPY

(CONCERNED BLEAT BACK)
202 KIDS
(BLEATS)
The goats - and Mrs. Chompy - all head butt each other and bound
O.S.
CUT TO:
EXT. - AN ALLEY NEAR CITY HALL - MOMENTS LATER
Cosmo and Wanda are TRASH CANS as Timmy runs past them as fast
as his little legs can take him. Timmy takes a turn...
203 TIMMY
A dead end! I’m doomed.
The crowd arrives, blocking Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda poof next to
him, still as trash cans.
204 COSMO
Well, you lived a good life, right?
205 TIMMY
I’m only ten!
206 COSMO
I said good, not long.
207 CROWD (WALLA)

(angry mob sounds)
The angry mob moves closer and closer to Timmy when suddenly,
Chompy crashes through the BRICK WALL!
208 EVERYBODY
Chompy!!
Then, through another wall, Mrs. Chompy bursts through. Then, the
kids, forming a protective ring around Timmy.
209 MAYOR
And he’s got a family!
210 CROWD
Awwww!!!!
The mayor walks up to Timmy and pats his shoulder.
211 MAYOR
Timmy Turner, because of you, we now have
FIVE happy mascots instead of one, miserable
one! You’re a hero again!
212 TIMMY
And Chompy?
213 MAYOR
Free to come and go as he pleases!
214 CHOMPY
(A happy bleat)
The mayor shakes hands with Chompy.
215 MAYOR
Three cheers for Chompy and Timmy!
216 CROWD
Hip Hip, Hooray! Hip Hip, Hooray! Hip... Hip...
Ho...
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT
Timmy’s in his jammies. Mom and Dad stand over him as Dad eats
the rest of Timmy’s cake.
217 TIMMY
Grounded?
218 MOM
Well, sure, Honey! We’re proud of you for
telling the truth, but you still lied to the entire
town!
219 TIMMY
But my lie made everything better! I know it
was wrong, but doesn’t that count for
anything?
220 DAD
And faints dead away.
221 TIMMY
Apparently not.
Mom kisses Timmy on the head.
222 MOM
Good night, Son-we-still-love-even -though-
he’s-a-grounded-goat-napper.
She grabs Dad by the ankles and drags him out of the room. Cosmo
and Wanda poof in next to him.
223 COSMO
Aw, cheer up, Timmy. Five months’ll go by like
that!
224 TIMMY
It’s okay... Chompy’s back and happy...
(getting tired)
I don’t feel guilty anymore...
(getting more tired)
...and everything’s back to... (snore, snore)
Timmy drops dead asleep. Wanda waves her wand and the covers
creep up on Timmy. He snores with a smile.
225 WANDA
(whispering)
He’s sound asleep!
226 COSMO
(whispering)
And no dream wishing! But, I can’t help
thinking we forgot something.
CUT TO:
INT. - A JAIL CELL - SAME TIME
Vicky is still in a stockade.
227 VICKY
Hello? HELLO?!?!
Chompy bounds into frame.
228 VICKY
Chompy! You’re here to save me!
Chompy gives her a wedgie.
229 VICKY
EEP! (recovers) Ooooh.
230 CHOMPY
(goat giggles)
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME
ON COSMO AND WANDA
231 WANDA
Ah, well. It’s probably nothing.
They wave their wands. The lights go out. And on the sound of
Timmy snoring, we...
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE

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The Fairly OddParents

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

INT. - A HALLWAY INSIDE CITY HALL - DAY

COSMO and WANDA float near Timmy as BALLOONS.

VICKY muscles her way through the crowd.

7 COSMO AND WANDA

Really? Well, here’s a physics lesson,

Vicky gives him a wedgie.

The MAYOR of Dimmsdale, wearing a SASH that reads “Mayor,” walks

14 KIDS AND TIMMY

Nothing. CRICKETS chirp. A TUMBLEWEED blows through.

The group walks past a series of GIGANTIC, DRAMATIC PAINTINGS,

18 KIDS AND TIMMY

Chompy! Whose tireless research found the

22 KIDS AND TIMMY

ON THE MONITOR: A COW kicks over a LANTERN, igniting a PILE OF

26 KIDS AND TIMMY

The tour continues and they stop in front a CURTAINED AREA.

The mayor pulls a DRAWSTRING. The curtains part, revealing CHOMPY

ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA

ON ALL KIDS so we know they hear it when Cosmo says:

Every child drinking a soda does a SPITTAKE.

Vicky gives Timmy another Wedgie.

Everyone zips off frame except for Vicky.

She exits. The Mayor dramatically approaches Timmy.

The Mayor exits, closing the curtains. We see Chompy is miserable.

A THOUGHT BUBBLE pops over Chompy’s head. In it, we see Chompy,

Wanda spins Cosmo.

The Mayor enters with TWO GUARDS, drinking from MUGS.

Vicky tries to get up, only to be tripped by the still-blinded-by-his-own-

Timmy pulls the underwear off of his head.

The Mayor walks back in with MISS DIMMSDALE, pageant queen. He

ANGLE ON THE WINDOW: We see said HOVERCRAFT.

Timmy exits, as though hypnotized by the keys. Cosmo and Wanda

Cosmo poofs away. Wanda follows.

EXT. - TURNER HOUSE - LATER

Cosmo and Wanda POOF! into scene as LAWN FLAMINGOS.

Timmy turns and sees a CROWD OF CHILDREN, all wearing

INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER

Wanda glares. Timmy gets a little squirmy.

Wanda glares again. Timmy crumbles a little more.

Cosmo does a spittake with the cake.

The mayor stands at a PODIUM as a REPORTER grills him.

ON VICKY AND TWO GUARDS

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Timmy and Cosmo laugh. Wanda scowls.

104 TIMMY AND COSMO

Cosmo takes a bite.

Timmy dives in for more cake as we...

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - THAT NIGHT

CLOSE ON SLEEPING TIMMY

WIDE SHOT OF ROOM

The room is filled with surreal and bizarre STUFF. (A combination of

Timmy ducks under the covers.

114 PIRATE FISH

The Pirate fish swipes.

116 PIRATE FISH

Timmy falls off the bed.

Cosmo and Wanda struggle with a MONSTER.

The pirate swings at Timmy with his HOOK and misses.

122 TIMMY (OS)

Timmy reaches over and turns his light off. CLICK!