117 Inspection Detection

The Fairly OddParents
“Inspection Detection”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#117
Story By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
Written By:
Spencer Green
First Draft:
11/16/00
Second Draft:
11/27/00
Third Draft:
11/30/00
Final Draft:
12/14/00
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: “Inspection Detection” Final Script by Spencer Green 12/14/00 2
EXT. TURNER HOME (ESTABLISHING SHOT) - MORNING
It’s the start of a beautiful day. The camera PUSHES IN.
INT. TURNER KITCHEN - MORNING
MOM and DAD are eating at the kitchen TABLE.
DAD
Honey-- you’ve outdone yourself again! What
do you call this?
MOM
Cold cereal and milk!
DAD
It’s marvelous!
ANGLE ON TV. A typical NEWSCASTER FACES CAMERA.
NEWSCASTER
This just in! Shoplifting rampage continues at
the Wall 2 Wall Mart!
DAD
Oh, dear heavens... NO!!!
NEWSCASTER
Items stolen include a computer...
TIMMY crosses in front of Mom and Dad, carrying a COMPUTER.
NEWSCASTER
...a basketball...
Timmy crosses back, bouncing a BASKETBALL. Mom and Dad notice.
NEWSCASTER (O.S.)
...a snowmobile and a full-scale wax replica of
The Crimson Chin.
Timmy DRIVES INTO FRAME--from the opposite direction--on a

SNOWMOBILE, carrying a WAX REPLICA OF THE CRIMSON CHIN.
DAD
Honey, did you notice all of those nice things
Timmy has? I don’t remember getting him
those nice things. Why don’t I have nice
things? I want some nice things!
NEWSCASTER (V.O.)
If you have any information on the shoplifter,

go up to your son’s room and confront him
immediately!
Mom and Dad share a concerned look as we...
CUT TO:
INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME
Timmy, surrounded by the items we just saw and more, is holding a

WISH LIST. Cosmo and Wanda float by.
COSMO
Thanks for getting us ready for Fairy Inspection
Day, Timmy!
WANDA
All this extra wishing you’ve been doing is
putting us in tip top shape to impress the fairy
inspector when he grades us on our
“Fairyness!”
TIMMY
No problem, Guys! And look at all these nice
things I’ve gotten out of the deal!
Mom and Dad ENTER and Timmy SWALLOWS the wish list. COSMO and
WANDA poof into the fishbowl.
DAD
Yeah! Where did you get all of these nice
things, Young Man?
TIMMY
Uh...Internet?
MOM
And where did you get the internet?
TIMMY
Uh...
DAD
Our son is...the Wall 2 Wall Mart shoplifter!
(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)
TIMMY
What? You don’t think I stole this stuff, do
you?!?
DAD
(SCREAMS AGAIN)
TIMMY
That’s a yes.
TIMMY
But I didn’t do it!
DAD
(SCREAMS AGAIN)
Dad faints dead away. Mom begins to drag him out.
MOM
That’s it, Young Man! You know you’re not
supposed to make your dad scream three
times in one day! When he wakes up, you’re in
a lot of trouble!
Mom exits, dragging Dad.
TIMMY
(very sad)
Why don’t you believe me?
WIDEN TO REVEAL Timmy’s room, full of STUFF.
TIMMY
Oh.
(beat)
Get rid of this stuff! All of it!
Cosmo and Wanda poof into their fairy form and wave their wands.
POOF! Everything’s gone.
TIMMY
They think I’m a shoplifter! I can’t tell them you
guys made that stuff for me! Look: no more wishes
for a while, okay?
WANDA
But, you have to make wishes! That’s what
Fairy Inspection Day is about!
TIMMY
This stinks! When’s the inspection?
JORGEN VON STRANGLE APPEARS with an EXPLOSION.
JORGEN
IT BEGINS NOW!!!!
TIMMY
Oh no! It’s Jorgen Von Strangle?
JORGEN
Yes! Do you have a problem with that?
ALL THREE
(nervously) ...Uh...
JORGEN
GOOD! There are three parts to the Fairy
Inspection. Responsibility, Number of Wishes,
and Happiness.
Jorgen grabs Cosmo and Wanda, and holds them in front of Timmy’s
face.
JORGEN
Is that the face of a happy child?
COSMO
Well... not “ha ha” happy, but...
JORGEN
F!
Jorgen waves his wand. A REPORT CARD appears with an “F” next to
Happy. Responsibility and Wishes are un-graded.
JORGEN
If you get an “F” on two of these three tasks, I
will send you back to the Fairy Academy for
1000 years of training!
Timmy steps between Jorgen and Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
Look, uh... this is a really bad day.
JORGEN
Why? Did your Godparents do something that
might have made it difficult or incriminating for
you to make wishes?
TIMMY
No! No! Uh...
MOM AND DAD (O.S.)

(Sweetly) Timmy!
TIMMY
Coming!
Timmy starts to exit.
WANDA
(to Timmy)
But Timmy! We need you to make wishes!
TIMMY
(to Wanda)
Just stall him! As soon as I sort this out, I’ll
come back!
MOM AND DAD (O.S.)

(STERNLY) TIMMY!!!!!
TIMMY
Coming, actual-parents-who-I-have-to-listen-to-
when-they-call-me!
Timmy exits as we...
CUT TO:
INT. FAMILY ROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Timmy stands in front of his Mom and Dad.
DAD
We’re going to ask you point blank, Son. Are
you a shoplifter?
TIMMY
No! In fact, if you don’t believe me, use my
new lie detector!
Timmy reaches OS and pulls in a LIE DETECTOR. He puts a WIRED

HELMET on his head.
DAD
Hey... where’d you get this nice lie detector?
TIMMY
Interne...
SFX: NEGATIVE BZZZT! Mom and Dad share a concerned look.
MOM
Oh, Timmy... this calls for drastic measures.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Wanda and Cosmo look out of Timmy’s WINDOW, as Jorgen STARES at

the two.
JORGEN
Where did your puny Godchild go?
Wanda sees Mom and Dad RUSHING Timmy into the car outside. She
quickly PULLS the WINDOW SHADE DOWN.
WANDA
He’s, uh...napping! To dream up some extra
special wishes for us to grant.
SFX: CAR PULLING OUT OF DRIVEWAY
COSMO
And when he snores, he sounds like he’s in a
car, leaving the driveway!
Jorgen looks suspiciously as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. UNKNOWN ROOM - LATER
CLOSE ON Timmy, apparently alone in a dark room. Lights are TURNED

ON TO REVEAL Timmy, in front of a POLICE LINE-UP, along with AJ,
CHESTER and FRANCIS. The COP from the BIG PROBLEM stands with
Mom and Dad.
TIMMY
AJ! Chester! Francis? Where am I?
CHESTER
You’re in a police line up.
A.J.
Your Mom and Dad are trying to show you what
kinds of bad things happen to shoplifters.
FRANCIS
And you’re in my spot.
As Francis moves Timmy out of his way, a WALKIE TALKIE FALLS OUT
OF FRANCIS’ POCKET. It has an electronic STORE SENSOR still
ATTACHED to it that FLASHES “NOT PAID FOR.” Timmy picks up the
walkie talkie.
TIMMY
Look! This was stolen from the Wall 2 Wall Mart!
Mom, Dad and the cop turn and see Timmy holding up the game.
COP
(re:Timmy)
Wow, your son can shoplift! Gray kid, other
kids, you’re free to go.
FRANCIS
Cool. I’m gonna go shoplift! I mean help my
grandmother with the baby!
Francis LEAVES. Chester and A.J. stay.
TIMMY
No! Stop him! He’s the shoplifter! Not me,
him!
(to Mom and Dad)
You’re my parents! You’re supposed to trust
me and believe me!
MOM
We do believe you!
DAD
(pointing to Cop)
But we believe him, too! And he’s got a
badge! (BEAT) Hey, why don’t I have a nice
badge?
TIMMY
If you won’t listen to me, I’ve got no choice but
to prove I’m innocent! AJ! Chester! Evasive
Maneuver 12!
A.J. OPENS Chester’s mouth. The light in the room BOUNCES OFF
Chester’s braces and blasts a hole in the wall like a laser beam.
Timmy, still holding the walkie-talkie... runs through the wall, to the
outside.
TIMMY
(re: Walkie-Talkie)
If you need me! Call me on this!
CHESTER AND AJ
We will! / RUN TIMMY!!!!
Timmy sees Francis in the distance, running.
ON TIMMY
TIMMY
If I follow Francis and the cops follow m, I can
prove he’s the shoplifter!
(back to the hole in wall)
Come on!! See if you can keep up!!
UNKNOWN ROOM - Several COPS flood into the room.
DAD
Oh no! Our son’s a fugitive! (SCREAMS)
COP
Find that running shoplifter and get him back
here, dead or alive!
MOM
What?!?
COP
Sorry! Alive! Not dead! Alive! I get a little
carried away...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME
Cosmo, Wanda and Jorgen sit uncomfortably on the couch.
COSMO
So? Uh... Jorgen? How’s the muscles?
JORGEN
Large, gigantic, and beginning to think you
puny fairies are stalling!
WANDA
Don’t be silly! How about a little “we’re not
stalling” mood music?
Wanda elbows Cosmo, who starts to “play” his arm pit as Jorgen glares
and Wanda covers her ears.
WANDA
(to self) Hurry back, Timmy... I don’t know how
much of this I can take...
DISSOLVE TO:
MONTAGE - TIMMY ON THE RUN
ON TIMMY running through a SWAMP. A PACK OF POLICE DOGS follows

him, BARKING.
ON TIMMY, pushing his way through a DESERT. Sand blows against his
face. We PAN BACK to see the pack of police dogs, now followed by a
PACK OF CAMELS.
ON TIMMY, NECK DEEP IN SNOW, pushing through a SNOW STORM.
We PAN BACK to see the dogs, the camels, and behind them, the Cop
and Mom and Dad in a dogsled.
MOM
Timmy! Come back! You’ll catch your death of
wet, heat and cold!
ON TIMMY at the end of the desert, where a CLOWN greets him. We

WIDEN TO REVEAL he’s at a carnival with a swamp, desert and arctic
wasteland.
BIG JOE
Thanks for coming to Big Joe’s Swamp, Desert
and Arctic wonderland!
Timmy runs onto the street and hides around a corner.
TIMMY’S POV - We see Francis walking down the street.
TIMMY
Francis.
A HELICOPTER flies by overhead. Timmy scrunches.
TIMMY
(to self) I just gotta stay free until I can get to
the Wall 2 Wall mart.
Timmy pulls the walkie talkie out and talks into it.
TIMMY
Chester! AJ! Come in! Over!
TIMMY’S POV - We see Chester and AJ, looking around.
CHESTER AND AJ
(whispered)
Timmy? TIMMY? Where are you?
TIMMY
Guys! GUYS!
Chester and AJ see Timmy and run over.
A.J.
We’ve been looking all over for you! We want

to help prove your innocence!
TIMMY
Thanks, Guys.
CHESTER
We’ll always be there for you, Man.
Suddenly, a helicopter light hits the three of them.
COP (V.O.)
Nobody move!
CHESTER AND AJ
(pointing at Timmy)
IT WAS HIM!!!
Chester and AJ instantly run like hell.
TIMMY
Thanks, Guys! You’re the best!
CUT TO:
INT. TURNER FAMILY ROOM - LATER
COSMO continues to play his “Arm-monica,” finishing another PUBLIC

DOMAIN SONG. Wanda winces as Jorgen angrily looks at his watch.
JORGEN
You only have two hours left! Why do you
delay? Did you do something that got your
Godchild in so much trouble, he is incapable of
wishing for things?
WANDA
(nervously to Cosmo)
Do another one! Do another one!
Cosmo’s pit farts out a B-Flat. Wanda winces.
COSMO
“Feelings...”
Jorgen rolls his eyes as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - NEAR THE WALL 2 WALL MART - LATER

Timmy hides around a corner as Francis walks toward the Wall 2 Wall
mart. It’s swarming with cops and the media.
TIMMY
This is Timmy, calling Chester and AJ. Where
are you?
ON CHESTER AND AJ -- at the entrance to the Wall 2 Wall mart. They

talk into their walkie talkie.
CHESTER
We’re in front of the store, Timmy!
A.J.
But the cops have got it surrounded! There’s
no place for you to sneak in!
Francis walks past them, shoving them aside.
FRANCIS
Move it, geeks.
TIMMY (V.O.)
(over walkie-talkie)
Listen carefully...
ON TIMMY - TALKING ON WALKIE TALKIE.
TIMMY
Here’s what I need you to do...
CUT TO:
INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS
JORGEN
Enough! Time is almost up! Wake your godchild and
prepare to be inspected! Now!
WANDA
Who wants some nice TV?
Wanda uses the REMOTE to TURN ON the TV.
On the tube: Mom and Dad are being interviewed.
DAD
I wish I had some of that nice stuff!
Wanda FLIPS to another channel. On it: a TV movie...
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
We now return to “Shoplifting Shame: The

Timmy Turner Story!”
GARY COLEMAN (V.O.)

Shoplifting? Whachoo talkin’ ‘bout?
Wanda flips channels: A REPORTER stands outside the Wall 2 Wall Mart
where CROWDS of PEOPLE have gathered.
REPORTER
I’m live at the Wall 2 Wall Mart, where
shoplifting fiend, Timmy Turner has been
captured returning to the scene of the crime!
COSMO
Captured?!
JORGEN
So, Timmy was not asleep! Your bumbling caused
the public to think he’s a criminal! You have failed
in your responsibility as Fairy Godparents!
Jorgen takes out the Inspection List and is about to cross out
“RESPONSIBILITY...”
WANDA
So what!?! It’s just a stupid inspection! You
want to send us back to the Fairy Academy,
fine!! But right now, Timmy needs our help!
Wanda poofs OS. Cosmo looks nervously at Jorgen.
COSMO
DON’T KILL ME!
Cosmo poofs OS.
JORGEN
They stood up to me, and my awesome
muscles, to save their Godchild.
Responsibility... A!
Jorgen puts an “A” next to “RESPONSIBILITY.”
JORGEN
But they only have fifteen minutes left before
they run out of time and I fail them! HA! HA
HA! HA! HA!
CUT TO:
EXT. WALL 2 WALL MART - SAME TIME

ON THE COP and MOM AND DAD
COP
We’ve captured your son. It’s all over now.
One cop brings a KID with a pink hat in from the left, ANOTHER KID from
the right. From behind, they look like Timmy.
MOM
But... we only have one son!
The cops whip off the pink hats revealing Chester and AJ.
DAD
And these kids are neither of him!
COP
You kids are in a lot of trouble.
CHESTER AND AJ
IT WAS HIM!!!
ON ENTRANCE - Timmy slinks up.
TIMMY
It worked! Chester and AJ did an great job of
diverting those cops!
A POLICE SPOTLIGHT hits Timmy.
MOM (V.O.)
Timmy!
ANGLE ON: A phalanx of POLICE CARS, POLICE OFFICERS and MEDIA

PEOPLE-- gathered around the store. Mom yells into a MEGAPHONE;
Dad is beside her.
MOM
Please don’t shoplift! Especially not twice at
the same place!
TIMMY
I’m not a shoplifter! And I’m going to make you
believe me!
Timmy bolts into the store.
CUT TO:
INT. WALL 2 WALL MART - SAME TIME

A huge megalopolis of a store, actually the size of a small city,

complete with TRAFFIC LANES, TRAFFIC LIGHTS, STREET SIGNS and
POLICE OFFICERS directing traffic, and CUSTOMERS DRIVING GOLF
CARTS from one section to another.
TIMMY
Jeez, this place is huge...
A wave of cops enter. Timmy dives behind drums labeled

“PLUTONIUM.’ The cops are closing in.
TIMMY
...but I can’t lose track of...
Timmy looks to see... FRANCIS happily stuffing item after item down his
shirt, into his jacket and into his pants.
TIMMY
AHA! See? Francis is the shoplifter!
ANGLE ON everyone, turning toward Francis.
ANGLE ON Francis...with a HALO over his head, as he PATS a cute little

PUPPY on the head.
ANGLE ON everyone, disapproving, turning back to Timmy.
ANGLE ON Timmy, looking toward Francis.
ANGLE ON Francis, STUFFING the dog into his jacket.
ANGLE ON TIMMY, completely frustrated.
TIMMY
Okay, I’m outta here.
Timmy TAKES OFF.
ANGLE ON Timmy, RUNNING, as a HELICOPTER FLIES over him.
HELICOPTER PILOT (V.O.)

Timmy Turner is making a left down patio
furniture...
INT. TURNER LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Jorgen is still watching TV. ON THE TV, we see an OVERHEAD “CAR

CHASE” with Timmy SPOTLIGHTED as he RUNS.
JORGEN
They interrupted my show for this?
CUT TO:
INT. WALL 2 WALL MART - SAME TIME
Timmy follows Francis into the huge ELECTRONICS AREA, filled with
LARGE SCREEN TVs, VIDEO EQUIPMENT, etc. Francis is shoving tons of
things in his pocket.
TIMMY
Okay, Francis! Admit it! Admit you’re the
shoplifter!
FRANCIS
Duh. Of course I am! But who cares? Nobody
believes you!
Mom, Dad and the Cop run in. The cop grabs Timmy.
COP
Alright, Son. You leave this law abiding, grey
child alone.
ON A WALL OF VIDEO EQUIPMENT: Cosmo and Wanda poof in -- Cosmo

as a surveillance CAMERA, Wanda as a FOR SALE! SIGN.
WANDA
Keep a keen eye out for Timmy!
COSMO
You got it, lamb chop, I... (beat)
Oooo! Look! There’s a sale on lard!
TIMMY’S POV - We see the Cosmo camera.
TIMMY
A Cosmo-Security Cam! Ordinarily, I’d never
do this to a police officer...
Timmy steps on his foot and wrenches himself free.
TIMMY
But YOU PEOPLE AREN’T LISTENING TO ME!
He climbs the equipment wall toward Cosmo.
DAD
Go for the DVD player! It’s nice!
Timmy climbs a wall of video equipment like a mountain, and then

grabs the Cosmo-Cam. He hits a button on Cosmo, who belches out a
video tape with a BELCHING NOISE. Timmy holds a video tape in his
hand. Above him, SWAT members are starting to repel down from
helicopters.
SWAT GUYS
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
TIMMY
(to Wanda)
I wish I had a parachute!
POOF! Timmy leaps off the really high shelf and parachutes down next
to Francis. The cops grab him.
MOM
Please, Timmy! We love you and they just
want to help!
TIMMY
Yeah? Do you love me enough to give me a
chance to show you you’re wrong?
DAD
But we’re parents! We’re never wrong!
MOM
That’s not true... remember when I made that
exploding pie? And you thought two and two
was five?
DAD
(to Timmy)
Well, okay... One chance. But if you’re wrong,
it’s off to the clink!
The cops let him go. Timmy OPENS UP Francis’ jacket and removes a VCR
Francis was going to shoplift. He pulls out a TV Francis was going to
shoplift. He plugs it into a portable power GENERATOR Francis was going
to shoplift. He puts the tape in the VCR and shows... LARD. Lots of Lard.
TIMMY
Lard... lard... lard...
COP
Okay, Son, this has gone on enough...
TIMMY
But I... I...
EVERYONE
(GASPS)
ON TV - Francis takes a gigantic DRUM OF LARD and puts it in his coat

pocket.
MOM
I can’t believe it!
DAD
I know! Look at the size of that drum of lard
that Gray kid stole! Why don’t I have lard like
that?
Police officers POUNCE on Francis, SHAKE HIM DOWN. Loads of store-

stolen BOOTY falls out of his pockets, etc.
FRANCIS
Uh... I got those off the internet.
COP
RIIIIGHT.
Mom and Dad stand sheepishly, as Timmy CROSSES his arms.
DAD
Gosh, Son... I guess just because you HAD nice
things didn’t mean you stole them. We should
have trusted you more.
MOM
We love you, Timmy. And we’re sorry. Can you
ever forgive us?
They hug Timmy.
TIMMY’S POV: Cosmo and Wanda, still disguised, smile.
TIMMY
Well...
(looks at his watch)
Two minutes left!
(back to the parents)
OKAYIFORGIVEYOULOVEYOUBYE!!!
Timmy runs around a corner.
DAD
Where did he get that nice watch?
We hear an O.S. POOF! as we...
CUT TO:
INT. TURNER FAMILY ROOM - SAME TIME
Wanda, Cosmo and Timmy POOF into the room.

JORGEN
One minute left, Puny Fairies! You’ll never...
Timmy WHIPS OUT a LONG LIST and reads...
TIMMY
I wish for a unicorn, a tank, a Chip Skylark laser
show, the bear on a unicycle, Riverdance
performances and the Chinese Olympics
Gymnastics Team, including Gold Medal
Winner, Keng Fui!
Wanda and Cosmo WAVE their WANDS dramatically, then POOF!
A STAGE APPEARS in the middle of the family room with CHIP SKYLARK
on it as LASERS SHOOT OUT BEHIND HIM.
CHIP SKYLARK
Icky Vicky! Vicky Icky! Icky Vicky!
As he CONTINUES, the cast of “Riverdance” CROSSES in front of the

stage; the Chinese Olympics Gymnastics Team does a variety of FLOOR
EXERCISES; a UNICORN GALLOPS on stage, the bear on a unicycle rolls
through; and finally a SHERMAN TANK ENTERS FRAME and SMASHES
through a WALL. It all concludes with a FIREWORKS DISPLAY; the
Olympics team making a PYRAMID; Chip holding the unicorn in one
hand; and Riverdance spelling the word “JORGEN!”
Silence...as Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy wait, breathlessly, for Jorgen’s

review.
JORGEN
Happy... Revised to an “A.” Responsibility... “A”
and wishes...
He lifts the Inspection List...and gives the “Wishes” portion...an “A!”
JORGEN
“A!” Your delay tactics were obviously part of
your overall presentation.
WANDA
Uh... sure.
COSMO
We’ll go with that.
JORGEN
Very impressive. Highly original. DON’T EVER

DO IT AGAIN!!!
Jorgen POOFS out of the living room, taking everything in the room out
with him.
WANDA
We passed! We passed!
TIMMY
Yeah! And my parents trust me again! But I’m
gonna have to be smarter about where I keep
the stuff I wish for...
We hear LOUD TANK WHEELS TURNING. Timmy looks outside...and

there are Mom and Dad in the Sherman Tank.
DAD
Where did you get the nice tank, Son?
TIMMY
Uh... Internet?
MOM
Works for us!
Mom and Dad climb inside the tank and DRIVE it down the street,
CRUSHING CARS and MAILBOXES, as we...
FADE TO BLACK.

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The Fairly OddParents

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

EXT. TURNER HOME (ESTABLISHING SHOT) - MORNING

It’s the start of a beautiful day. The camera PUSHES IN.

INT. TURNER KITCHEN - MORNING

MOM and DAD are eating at the kitchen TABLE.

ANGLE ON TV. A typical NEWSCASTER FACES CAMERA.

TIMMY crosses in front of Mom and Dad, carrying a COMPUTER.

Timmy crosses back, bouncing a BASKETBALL. Mom and Dad notice.

Timmy DRIVES INTO FRAME--from the opposite direction--on a

If you have any information on the shoplifter,

Mom and Dad share a concerned look as we...

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Timmy, surrounded by the items we just saw and more, is holding a

Dad faints dead away. Mom begins to drag him out.

Mom exits, dragging Dad.

WIDEN TO REVEAL Timmy’s room, full of STUFF.

JORGEN VON STRANGLE APPEARS with an EXPLOSION.

Timmy steps between Jorgen and Cosmo and Wanda.

MOM AND DAD (O.S.)

Timmy starts to exit.

MOM AND DAD (O.S.)

Timmy exits as we...

INT. FAMILY ROOM - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy stands in front of his Mom and Dad.

Timmy reaches OS and pulls in a LIE DETECTOR. He puts a WIRED

SFX: NEGATIVE BZZZT! Mom and Dad share a concerned look.

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Wanda and Cosmo look out of Timmy’s WINDOW, as Jorgen STARES at

SFX: CAR PULLING OUT OF DRIVEWAY

Jorgen looks suspiciously as we...

INT. UNKNOWN ROOM - LATER

CLOSE ON Timmy, apparently alone in a dark room. Lights are TURNED

Francis LEAVES. Chester and A.J. stay.

Timmy sees Francis in the distance, running.

UNKNOWN ROOM - Several COPS flood into the room.

INT. TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME

Cosmo, Wanda and Jorgen sit uncomfortably on the couch.

MONTAGE - TIMMY ON THE RUN

ON TIMMY running through a SWAMP. A PACK OF POLICE DOGS follows

ON TIMMY, NECK DEEP IN SNOW, pushing through a SNOW STORM.

ON TIMMY at the end of the desert, where a CLOWN greets him. We

Timmy runs onto the street and hides around a corner.

TIMMY’S POV - We see Francis walking down the street.

A HELICOPTER flies by overhead. Timmy scrunches.

TIMMY’S POV - We see Chester and AJ, looking around.

Chester and AJ see Timmy and run over.

We’ve been looking all over for you! We want

Suddenly, a helicopter light hits the three of them.

Chester and AJ instantly run like hell.

INT. TURNER FAMILY ROOM - LATER

COSMO continues to play his “Arm-monica,” finishing another PUBLIC

Cosmo’s pit farts out a B-Flat. Wanda winces.

Jorgen rolls his eyes as we...

EXT. - NEAR THE WALL 2 WALL MART - LATER

ON CHESTER AND AJ -- at the entrance to the Wall 2 Wall mart. They

Francis walks past them, shoving them aside.

ON TIMMY - TALKING ON WALKIE TALKIE.

INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Wanda uses the REMOTE to TURN ON the TV.

On the tube: Mom and Dad are being interviewed.

Wanda FLIPS to another channel. On it: a TV movie...

We now return to “Shoplifting Shame: The