118 The Boys and The Band

The Fairly OddParents
Recording Script
“The Boys And The Band”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#118
Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
Final Draft:
2/7/01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios. c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: “The Boys And The Band” Recording Script By Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel 6/13/01 2
FADE IN:
EXT. TIMMY’S HOUSE - EARLY MORNING
CAMERA PUSHES IN AS WE...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME
TIMMY snores away as his CLOCK RADIO goes off.
1 TIMMY
(snores)
2 RADIO ANNOUNCER (VO)

Good morning, Dimmsdale! Do you know why
it’s good?
Timmy snaps awake!
3 TIMMY
Because today’s my birthday! Right?
4 RADIO ANNOUNCER (VO)

Nope! Because tonight’s the night of the big
Chip Skylark concert! And here’s his hit new
song... My Shiny Teeth and Me!
ON FISHBOWL - A Chip Skylark song begins as WANDA excitedly swims

out of the castle. She holds a CHIP SKYLARK POSTER. The music plays
through the scene.
5 WANDA
(Gleeful squeal) Chip Skylark!
Timmy walks up to the fishbowl.
6 TIMMY
Chip Skylark? That lame, pretty boy dork
singer? He stinks!
COSMO swims out too.
7 COSMO
Does not! I wish Chip Skylark was around when
I had a band! We’d have rocked out loud! Did
you know I used to play the electric triangle?
8 WANDA
But your band stunk!
9 COSMO
But with Chip we wouldn’t have!
10 TIMMY
AHEM! Isn’t there something special you want
to say to me? Considering what day today is?
LONG BEAT.
11 COSMO
Yeah! Pipe down so I can jam to this awesome
Chip song!
Cosmo and Wanda begin dancing to the Chip Skylark tune. Cosmo
pulls out an ELECTRIC TRIANGLE and plugs it into an OUTLET on the
fish castle. He’s instantly fried.
12 TIMMY
Thank you, karma!
Timmy storms OS.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. KITCHEN - A LITTLE LATER
Timmy excitedly sits down at the table.
13 TIMMY
Oh, boy! I can’t wait to see what Mom made
for my special birthday breakfast!
A heaping stack of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES is set in front of Timmy.

Each cookie has the Turner’s PHONE NUMBER on it.
14 TIMMY
Yay! Cookies for breakfast!
(quizzically)
With our phone number on them?
Timmy reaches for the cookies. A SPATULA comes down and smacks
his hand. Widen to reveal MOM, dressed in an “I Love Chip Skylark” T-
SHIRT.
15 MOM
Sure! Tonight’s the night of the Chip Skylark
concert!
DAD enters wearing the same “I Love Chip” shirt. Timmy reaches for
another cookie. Dad slaps it out of his hand.
16 DAD
Your Mom and I are gonna throw these to Chip
while he’s on stage!
17 MOM
And maybe he’ll call us and offer to be your big
brother!
18 TIMMY
What?! You guys are going to the concert?
Tonight of all nights? What’s so special about
Chip Skylark?
Dad holds up a CHIP POSTER.
19 DAD
Open your eyes, Son, that teen’s delicious!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TIMMY’S HOUSE - EARLY EVENING
Timmy sits -- still fuming as Cosmo and Wanda -- in fairy form --

continue to dance to Chip’s music.
20 TIMMY
Stupid Chip Skylark making everyone forget my
birthday. Well, if nobody remembered, then I’m
not gonna tell ‘em. If they love me, they’ll
remember on their own.
Mom and Dad walk in dressed head-to-toe in CHIP SKYLARK STUFF.

Cosmo and Wanda poof into standing LAMPS.
21 DAD
Good gosh, Son! We forgot to tell you
something! We have a special surprise for you
behind this very door!
22 TIMMY
A surprise?!? What it is it? WHAT?!
Dad opens the front door, revealing VICKY.
23 DAD
It’s Vicky! And she’s early!
24 VICKY
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Turner! Hello, kid who’s not
Chip Skylark!
Dad pulls out a TREASURE CHEST, bulging with CASH and hands it to
Vicky.
25 MOM
She’s being paid quadruple to baby-sit so we
can go to the Chip Skylark concert tonight!
26 DAD
And there’s extra money in there so you kids
can watch the concert on pay- per-view! Have
a fun, Chip-filled night!
Mom and Dad exit. Vicky hits the REMOTE CONTROL and PRESTO! We
see a NEWSCASTER - CHET UBETCHA - on TV talking about, you
guessed it, not Timmy’s birthday.
27 CHET UBETCHA
Welcome to Chip-watch Tonight! I’m your host,
Chet Ubetcha, and we’re mere hours away
from the live broadcast of the big Chip Skylark
concert! But first, birthday announcements!
Timmy perks up.
28 CHET UBETCHA
Ha! Just kidding! With Chip Skylark on this
planet, who cares when you were born?
We hear the pounding of nails. WIDEN TO REVEAL that Vicky is nailing

a CHIP SKYLARK POSTER to the wall. The Poster has FLASHING NEON
TEETH.
29 VICKY
Move it, Twerp!
Vicky plunks down on the couch, sending Timmy flying to the floor near
his Godparents, who are still lamps.
30 WANDA
Are you okay, not Chip?
Timmy stands up. He’s right in front of the poster. The teeth flash on
and off in front of him.
31 TIMMY
Everybody forgot about my birthday because
of Chip stinkin’ Skylark!
32 COSMO
Hey! It’s not his fault he turned out so
delicious!
PUSH IN ON THE POSTER as...
33 TIMMY
Yeah, well it’s HIS fault my birthday stinks! You
know what I wish? I wish something bad would
happen to him!
“DA RULES” appear. Wanda starts reading.
34 WANDA
Well, you just can’t wish him maimed.
35 TIMMY
Okay. Then I wish...
36 COSMO
Or injured.
37 TIMMY
Then...
38 WANDA
Or beaten.
39 TIMMY
Uh...
40 COSMO
Or dead.
41 TIMMY
FINE! I wish the worst possible, non-lethal
thing could happen to Chip Skylark right now!
The Godparents reluctantly wave their wands. POOF! We hear a car

crash noise outside. THE DOOR BELL rings. Vicky opens the door,
revealing... CHIP SKYLARK! In all his shiny-toothed, pretty-boy glory.
Behind him, we see his SPORTS CAR wrapped around a tree.
42 VICKY
OHMYGOSH! IT’S CHIP SKYLARK!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
HEARTS swirl around Vicky as she excitedly bounds around the

gorgeous boy singer.
43 CHIP SKYLARK
Hi! I was just in a non-lethal accident in my
record company’s car, and all my record
company’s cell phones, pagers, and two way
radios went out! May I use your phone?
44 TIMMY
(to Godparents)
What is he doing HERE? I wished for something
bad to happen to him! Where’s the bad?
Vicky hands Chip her CELL PHONE.
45 VICKY
Here, Chip! Use my special phone!
Chip hits a button on the phone. <PSSST!> -- KNOCK OUT GAS squirts
out of the receiver into his face.
46 CHIP SKYLARK
(woozily)
Tuesday is applesauce day...
46A CHIP SKYLARK

(snores)
Chip falls to the ground, fast asleep. Vicky instantly wraps him from
head to toe in CHAINS and drags him OS.
47 TIMMY
HA! The worst possible thing that could happen
to Chip is to be stuck here with Vicky! Like me!
48 WANDA
You know, Timmy, that’s wasn’t a very nice
wish.
49 TIMMY
(More fun than mean)
Hey, you’re sharp. You think everybody will be
“nice” when they find out Chip isn’t making it
to the concert tonight?
LONG BEAT. Wanda and Timmy look at Cosmo.
50 COSMO
Oh, was I supposed to think?
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE ULTRADOME - SAME TIME

Chet UBetcha, holding a MICROPHONE, talks to the camera as crowds

of TEENAGE GIRLS pour into the stadium.
51 CHET UBETCHA
We’re here LIVE at the Dimmsdale Ultradome,
where there is still no sign of teen singing
sensation, Chip Skylark.
Mom and Dad cross by in the BG.
52 CHET UBETCHA
Sir? You seem to be the only man here at the
Chip Skylark concert!
53 DAD
Well, of course! That teen’s delicious!
54 CHET U BETCHA
That he is, Sir. That he is.
(to Camera)
We’ll be back with more Chip updates, after
this message... about Chip!
CUT TO:
INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - A LITTLE LATER
Chip lies chained spread-eagle on Timmy’s bed. Vicky shows Chip

SEVERAL WEDDING DRESSES. Timmy, standing by the fish bowl, is
loving every minute of this.
55 VICKY
Do you like this one that makes me look like
Mrs. Chip Skylark? Or this one that makes me
look like Mrs. Chip Skylark.
56 CHIP SKYLARK
I don’t think it matters. I think you’ll make a
great Mrs. Skylark... Mrs. Skylark.
57 VICKY
(SQUEALS W/GLEE) I LOVE YOU CHIP SKYLARK!
I’m gonna call all my friends and invite ‘em to
the wedding!
(beat)
First I’m gonna find some friends!
Vicky runs OS.
58 CHIP SKYLARK
(sighs) Another day, another whackadoo
holding me against my will.
ON TIMMY AND COSMO AND WANDA (IN FISH BOWL)
59 TIMMY
Wow. For a guy being held against his will, he
sure seems nice.
60 COSMO
Seems shmeems! He is nice! Just like he sings
in his hit song, “I’m so nice!”
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and their fishbowl turns into a
DANCE CLUB, complete with Disco ball and flashing lights. They begin
to dance.
61 COSMO AND WANDA

(start singing “I’m so nice!”)
62 TIMMY
You guys sing. I’m gonna go gloat.
63 WANDA
If you free his hands, get me an autograph!
Timmy leaps up on Chip’s chain covered chest.
64 TIMMY
Hi, Chip! I’m Timmy! Having a cruddy day?
Like me?
65 CHIP SKYLARK
Aw, the only cruddy day I ever have, is a day
when I disappoint my fans.
(beat; then panicked)
66 CHIP SKYLARK (CONT.)

WAIT! I didn’t disappoint you, did I!?
67 TIMMY
Yeah! Because of you, your fame, and your
stupid concert, everyone forgot today was my
birthday!
68 CHIP SKYLARK
Aw... I’m sorry to hear that, little guy. Reach
into my coat pocket.
69 TIMMY
Okay....
Timmy reaches inside Chip’s jacket and pulls out a fully wrapped
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
70 CHIP SKYLARK
There you go! Happy Birthday, Timmy!
Timmy opens the present and it’s a brand new CRASH NEBULA ACTION
FIGURE.
71 TIMMY
Ohmygosh! It’s the brand new, Crash Nebula
action figure! This hasn’t even been released
yet! How’d you get it?
72 CHIP SKYLARK
I got it for my birthday from the record
company. Today’s my birthday, too.
73 TIMMY
Really?
74 CHIP SKYLARK
Yeah. But they scheduled my concert on my
birthday, so I haven’t even had a chance to
celebrate it.
(sighs)
Sometimes it’s hard to be famous.
(pause)
And talented.
75 TIMMY
And delicious!
76 CHIP SKYLARK
What?
77 TIMMY
My Dad said that.
78 CHIP SKYLARK
Heh. Dads say weird things! Mine once
described President Eisenhower as
scrumptious.
79 TIMMY
Wow! Both our Dads are dorks!
Timmy and Chip share a hearty laugh.
79A CHIP SKYLARK AND TIMMY

(laugh)
80 CHIP SKYLARK
...Ow! Sorry. I’d have laughed harder, but these
chains are crushing my lungs.
81 TIMMY
I’m Sorry.
82 CHIP SKYLARK
Well, (cough) it’s not like you wished for this to
happen. (cough)
83 TIMMY
Right... (beat)
Timmy walks over to the fishbowl.
84 TIMMY
Wow. I thought Chip would be a big jerk
because he’s a big star. He isn’t such a bad guy
after all.
85 WANDA
We told you!
Timmy looks at the Crash doll. Then thinks for a beat.
86 TIMMY
I wish Chip was free and out of Vicky’s
clutches!
The godparents heroically wave their wands. A non-magical, farting

sound is heard.
87 TIMMY
Oh, great. The “wand-not-working” <<fart
noise>> noise. What’s wrong?
88 WANDA
Well, you know how the rules say we can’t use
our magic to destroy true love?
Vicky enters wearing a wedding dress. She speaks to Chip.
89 VICKY
Hello, my love who I truly love with all the love
in my heart! Love!
90 COSMO
Well, there ya go!
Vicky turns on Timmy’s TV.
91 VICKY
You can watch this while I find someone who
will perform a marriage ceremony between a
crazed fan and a celebrity teen hostage.
(beat)
To the internet!
Vicky exits.
ON TV: Chet UBetcha is now inside the Ultradome, amongst a sea of

unruly and increasingly impatient Chip Skylark FANS. They are already
in the beginning stage of a riot.
92 CHET U BETCHA
It’s a scene of mass chaos here at the
Dimmsdale Ultradome, where everyone is
angrily asking the same question? Where is
Chip Skylark?
ON TV: GIRL FAN #1 holds a baseball BAT and GARBAGE CAN LID.
93 GIRL FAN #1
If Chip doesn’t show up, I’m going cause a
major public disturbance!
ON TV: Mom and Dad
94 MOM
If Chip doesn’t show up, I’m going to punish
our child for no reason!
95 DAD
Timmy, if you’re watching this, run!
Timmy turns the TV off. Chip freaks out.
96 CHIP SKYLARK
Oh no! Fans! Hundreds of ‘em! Disappointed!
My fault!! Guilt growing! Teeth becoming less
shiny!
Chip’s teeth start to “yellow up.” Wanda screams in terror.
97 WANDA
AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!
98 COSMO
Oh no! Chip’s losing his boyish charm ‘cuz he
thinks he disappointed his fans!
99 TIMMY
Oh, man. I’ve gotta get Chip to the concert
before all those women and my Dad tear the
town apart!
(to Wanda)
You and I have get Chip out of here!
(to Cosmo)
100 TIMMY (CONT.)

You gotta get to the concert and stall by any
means necessary.
Cosmo pulls out his electric triangle.
101 COSMO
Cool! I’m gonna get my old band back
together!
102 TIMMY AND WANDA

NO!
Cosmo disappears as we...
CUT TO:
INT. DIMMSDALE ULTRADOME - SAME TIME
The stage is dark. The crowd is stomping their feet.
103 CROWD
We want Chip!
104 DAD
Or else!
105 CROWD
We want Chip!
106 DAD
Or else!
A SPOTLIGHT hits the center stage. Cosmo floats in front of a standing

MICROPHONE.
107 COSMO
(deep announcer voice)
Hello Dimmsdale! Are you ready for Chip
Skylark?!
108 CROWD
(CHEERS HAPPILY)
109 COSMO
Well he’s not here yet!
A TOMATO instantly hits him on the side of the head.
110 COSMO
Instead. Please welcome your opening act...
Another tomato hits him.
111 COSMO
On the Pan flute... Pan!
A spotlight comes up on PAN - the half-goat God of his own flute. A

tomato hits Pan somewhere on his head.
112 COSMO
On drums... Santa!
A spotlight comes up, revealing SANTA CLAUS, wearing a muscle shirt,

his hair in a pony tail and shades. Santa gets hit with a tomato.
113 SANTA
You’re getting coal this year.
He gets hit with another tomato.
114 COSMO
And on guitar, blues great Eric Clapton!
We see an animated version of the real ERIC CLAPTON (or any other
classic, immortal rock star that would agree to do this)on the stage
with Cosmo, Pan and Santa.
115 ERIC CLAPTON

I also do birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs!
Cosmo raises his triangle.
116 COSMO
And I’m Cosmo! And together... we’re “The
Fairies!”
They launch into one of their big hits. (A song to be written especially
for this episode.)
117 THE FAIRIES

(Singing song)
118 ERIC CLAPTON

(Punches one word in the song, does a musical
sting)
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - A LITTLE LATER

Timmy stands outside his bathroom. We hear a <FLUSH>. A moment

later, Chip, still chained to Timmy’s bed, hops out of the bathroom.
119 CHIP SKYLARK

(relieved) Ahhhh...
120 TIMMY
Feel better?
121 CHIP SKYLARK

Yeah. I didn’t have to go to the bathroom, but
the sound of flushing calms me down.
Chip leans back and the bed plops back onto the floor. Timmy tries to
undo the chains by hand.
122 TIMMY
I’m sorry you have to spend your birthday with
Vicky.
123 CHIP SKYLARK

I get to leave! Dude, I’m sorry you have to
spend every day with Vicky.
124 TIMMY
That’s Vicky for ya! Icky with a “V!”
125 CHIP SKYLARK

Hey! Icky Vicky! I could write a song about
that!
(singing)
Icky Vicky! Vicky icky! Icky Vicky!
126 TIMMY
(struggling to undo the chains)
Ugh! Urgh! This is no good!
(to Wanda, hidden under the bed)
I wish I had bolt cutters.
POOF! Timmy reaches under his bed and finds BOLT CUTTERS. He
starts trying to free Chip.
127 CHIP SKYLARK

This is the worst possible, non-lethal thing that
could have happened to me.
The bolt cutters break.

128 TIMMY
(to Wanda)
PLASMA TORCH.
(it appears in Timmy’s hand)
I know. And I thought it was funny, because I
thought you were going to be a big, fat
celebrity jerk!
The torch fizzles out. Timmy glares at Wanda.
129 WANDA
(whispering)
Vicky loves him! My magic can’t do anything
to help you!
130 TIMMY
I was totally wrong about you, Chip. Just
because you’re rich and famous, doesn’t mean
you’re a jerk.
131 CHIP SKYLARK

Actually, I’m not all that rich. The record
company pays for everything! I’m broke! But if
the fans knew that, they might not love me
anymore.
132 TIMMY
But neither would Vicky!
133 CHIP SKYLARK

Well, there’s that.
134 TIMMY
(thinking to self) She wouldn’t love you
anymore... That’s it!!!
Timmy whispers to Wanda. Wanda nods and vanishes as Vicky enters,

followed by a COMPUTER NERD.
135 VICKY
Hi, Chip darling! It’s time for our wedding!
136 VICKY
Look who I found on the internet! The only
Justice of the Peace on Earth who will marry
someone against their will!
We hear a POOF! outside of Timmy’s door. The Nerd starts the

wedding.
137 COMPUTER NERD

Hey, Chip.
138 CHIP SKYLARK

Hey, Ed.
139 COMPUTER NERD

Another day, another whackadoo, eh?
Anyway...
(reading)
We are gathered here today to forcibly bond
these two teens against their will. Is there
anyone here, besides the groom, who has a
reason these two should not be wed?
Wanda, now full-sized, wingless and crown-less, kicks the door open.
She stands next to a very officious RECORD EXECUTIVE who holds a
STACK OF BILLS.
140 WANDA
He does!
141 CHIP SKYLARK

Oh my Gosh! It’s the guy from the record
company!
142 RECORD EXECUTIVE

Thanks for the tip, pink-haired mystery woman!
143 WANDA
Don’t mention it!

(to Vicky)
Since you’re going to be Chip Skylark’s wife,
you get Chip Skylark’s debts!
He starts handing Vicky bill after bill.

This is for the car. This is his cell bill. This is
for the pager. And this is for uh... everything
else.
146 COMPUTER NERD

I now pronounce you broke and broke!
147 VICKY
What? I thought you were rich!
148 TIMMY
Nope! He’s just pretty and talented!
149 VICKY
But the Chip-Plane!
150 CHIP SKYLARK

That belongs to the record company.
151 VICKY
The Chip-copter?
152 TIMMY
Record company’s.
153 VICKY
Not the...the...teeth?
154 CHIP SKYLARK

I’m afraid so.
155 VICKY
NOOOOOOOOO! You broke loser creep! I can’t
love you! You can’t afford to move me out of
this rat-hole town!
With the spell broken, the chains instantly break and fall to the floor in
pieces. Chip excitedly jumps to his feet.
156 VICKY
This wedding’s off!
Vicky storms OS. The record executive and computer nerd follow. The
computer nerd waves to Chip as he leaves.
157 COMPUTER NERD

See ya next town, Chip!
158 CHIP SKYLARK

Not if I see you first, Dude!
Vicky slams the door.
159 VICKY
Jerk!
160 CHIP SKYLARK

(to Timmy)
You’re right! She is Icky!
Chip checks his watch.
161 CHIP SKYLARK

Oh no! I’ll never get to the concert in time!
162 TIMMY
Here ya go, Chip!
Timmy hands Chip Vicky’s cell phone.
163 TIMMY
Use this! Let ‘em know you’re on your way!
Chip hits a button and gets blasted with knockout gas again.
164 CHIP SKYLARK

But Mommy, I don’t want to go to band camp...
164A CHIP SKYLARK

(snores)
He drops to the ground, out like a light. Wanda poofs into fairy form.
Timmy waves his hand in front of Chip’s face.
165 TIMMY
Out like a light. Which means he can’t see
when I do this...
...I wish we were at the concert!
Wanda raises her wand and POOF! They all disappear.
CUT TO:
INT. DIMMSDALE ULTRADOME - SAME TIME
Cosmo, Pan, Santa and Eric Clapton are cornered by the angry mob.
Eric swings his guitar like a light-saber, fending off flying tomatoes and
other assorted VEGETABLES.
166 MOB
CHIP! CHIP! WE WANT CHIP!!!
167 ERIC CLAPTON

Back, you monsters! Stay back!
A bag of GARBAGE smacks Cosmo, covering him completely.
168 COSMO
Hey, I think they really like us!
The mob closes in. From the side of the stage, we see a flash of light
and hear a “POOF!”
169 TIMMY (VO)

Ladies... and Timmy Turner’s Dad...
The crowd stops in their tracks. Timmy’s Dad, holding a sack of

tomatoes, perks up.
170 DAD
Hey, that’s me!
Dad gets hit with a tomato.
BACKSTAGE: We see Timmy, Wanda and Chip Skylark (still groggy).

Wanda holds Chip on a wheeled baggage CART. Timmy holds a
microphone.
171 TIMMY
Are you ready to rock?
172 CROWD
Yeah!
173 TIMMY
Are you ready to not tear apart the opening
act?
174 COSMO AND HIS BAND

YEAH!
175 TIMMY
Then get ready for...
Timmy pushes the cart, wheeling Chip onto the stage. Chip stops
directly in front of the microphone.
176 CHIP SKYLARK

(groggy)
New hair? What’s wrong with my old hair?
177 TIMMY
CHIP SKYLARK!
The crowd goes wild. A spotlight hits Chip who, like a robot who has
suddenly been plugged in, wakes up. His teeth even go back to their
normal, shiny selves!
177A CROWD
(cheers)
178 CHIP SKYLARK

Huh? What?
(To Timmy)
Dude! How’d we get here so fast?
179 TIMMY
Uh...the power of music?
180 CHIP SKYLARK

Rock on!
ON TIMMY - Looking at the Crash Nebula doll.
181 TIMMY
Well, everybody might have forgotten my
birthday, but at least I made a new friend!
Right?
WIDEN TO REVEAL that Chip’s gone.
182 TIMMY
(Sighs frustrated)
183 CHIP SKYLARK (OS)

And now, here to help me sing my new song...
ON CHIP, at Center stage.
184 CHIP SKYLARK

...is the boy who saved me, saved and the
concert, and despite the fact that every one of
you heartless jerks forgot his birthday...saved
the town!
ANGLE ON STAGE - A SPOTLIGHT hits Timmy.
185 CHIP SKYLARK

Timmy Turner!
Timmy raises his head. Chip remembered!
186 TIMMY
Cool! Let’s get ready to rock!
Timmy holds his hand up. A microphone flies into his hand like a light-
saber.
187 DAD
What? Forgot his birthday?
188 MOM
We’d never forget your birthday, Tommy!
189 TIMMY
TIMMY!
190 DAD
Chippy!
191 TIMMY
You did! You DID forget! All you talked about

today was Chip Skylark! I didn’t get a card or a
hug or anything!
192 MOM
But Timmy, we didn’t forget your birthday!
193 DAD
Your birthday isn’t until tomorrow!
ON TIMMY
194 TIMMY
What?
195 MOM (OS)

Happy Almost Birthday, Timmy!
196 DAD (OS)

Make a wish!
A FULL BIRTHDAY CAKE HITS TIMMY.
197 ERIC CLAPTON

That happened to me in ‘69.
198 TIMMY
Oh, man! I’m an idiot!
199 COSMO
Isn’t it the greatest!?
200 CHIP SKYLARK

Don’t worry, Little Dude! We’ll rock until
Tomorrow! Hit it!
200A CHIP SKYLARK

(starts singing the “Icky Vicky”
song)
200B COSMO, WANDA, TIMMY

(join in the singing)
Chip starts singing the “Icky Vicky” song. Cosmo, Wanda, and a cake-
covered Timmy all join in. Widen to show Mom and Dad, dancing in the
front row, and on everybody jamming and have a great time... we...
IRIS OUT
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(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

EXT. TIMMY’S HOUSE - EARLY MORNING

CAMERA PUSHES IN AS WE...

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

TIMMY snores away as his CLOCK RADIO goes off.

2 RADIO ANNOUNCER (VO)

Timmy snaps awake!

4 RADIO ANNOUNCER (VO)

ON FISHBOWL - A Chip Skylark song begins as WANDA excitedly swims

Timmy walks up to the fishbowl.

COSMO swims out too.

But your band stunk!

Timmy storms OS.

INT. KITCHEN - A LITTLE LATER

Timmy excitedly sits down at the table.

A heaping stack of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES is set in front of Timmy.

Dad holds up a CHIP POSTER.

EXT. TIMMY’S HOUSE - EARLY EVENING

Timmy sits -- still fuming as Cosmo and Wanda -- in fairy form --

Mom and Dad walk in dressed head-to-toe in CHIP SKYLARK STUFF.

Dad opens the front door, revealing VICKY.

Timmy perks up.

We hear the pounding of nails. WIDEN TO REVEAL that Vicky is nailing

PUSH IN ON THE POSTER as...

“DA RULES” appear. Wanda starts reading.

The Godparents reluctantly wave their wands. POOF! We hear a car

HEARTS swirl around Vicky as she excitedly bounds around the

Vicky hands Chip her CELL PHONE.

46A CHIP SKYLARK

LONG BEAT. Wanda and Timmy look at Cosmo.

EXT. DIMMSDALE ULTRADOME - SAME TIME

Chet UBetcha, holding a MICROPHONE, talks to the camera as crowds

Mom and Dad cross by in the BG.

INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - A LITTLE LATER

Chip lies chained spread-eagle on Timmy’s bed. Vicky shows Chip

Vicky runs OS.

ON TIMMY AND COSMO AND WANDA (IN FISH BOWL)

61 COSMO AND WANDA

Timmy leaps up on Chip’s chain covered chest.

66 CHIP SKYLARK (CONT.)

Timmy and Chip share a hearty laugh.

79A CHIP SKYLARK AND TIMMY

Timmy walks over to the fishbowl.

Timmy looks at the Crash doll. Then thinks for a beat.

The godparents heroically wave their wands. A non-magical, farting

Vicky enters wearing a wedding dress. She speaks to Chip.

Vicky turns on Timmy’s TV.

ON TV: Chet UBetcha is now inside the Ultradome, amongst a sea of

ON TV: Mom and Dad

Timmy turns the TV off. Chip freaks out.

Chip’s teeth start to “yellow up.” Wanda screams in terror.

100 TIMMY (CONT.)

Cosmo pulls out his electric triangle.

102 TIMMY AND WANDA

Cosmo disappears as we...

INT. DIMMSDALE ULTRADOME - SAME TIME

The stage is dark. The crowd is stomping their feet.

A SPOTLIGHT hits the center stage. Cosmo floats in front of a standing

A TOMATO instantly hits him on the side of the head.

Instead. Please welcome your opening act...

Another tomato hits him.

A spotlight comes up on PAN - the half-goat God of his own flute. A