The Fairly OddParents

“SuperBike”
Recording Script
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)
#121

Written By:
Jack Thomas

First Draft:
1/31/01
Second Draft:
2/7/01
Third Draft:
2/12/01
Fourth Draft:
2/16/01
Fifth Draft:
2/22/01
Final Draft:
2/26/01

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
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FADE IN:

EXT. BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

TIMMY and COSMO, both in deep sea DIVING SUITS, are lowered into
scene inside a SHARK CAGE. They carry very network-friendly
PLUNGER SHOOTERS, with PLUNGERS poking out of the ends. It’s quiet.
Too quiet.

1 TIMMY
It’s quiet. To quiet.

2 COSMO
And it’s wet. Too wet.

Suddenly, an enormous PINK SHARK swims out of nowhere and

CHOMPS the cage!!!

3 COSMO/TIMMY
Aaaagh!!!

The shark rips the cage open, sending Cosmo and Timmy spinning out
into the water. As the shark bears down on them, Timmy fires his
plunger. It sticks the shark right in the chest!!!

4 SHARK
Ooooh! You got me!!! Everything’s
going...pink!!!!!

The shark makes some dorky “dying” faces and sinks to the bottom.
Cosmo and Timmy swim up to it.

5 COSMO
Nice shootin’, Tex!

The shark changes into - who else? - Wanda.

6 WANDA
I’ll say!

7 DAD
(Muffled) Timmy!

WIDEN TO REVEAL all the underwater action is taking place in the

FISHBOWL in -

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS

Timmy’s DAD enters.

8 DAD
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Oh, Son of mine?

He looks around the room, totally missing the miniature shipwreck and
diver in the fishbowl.

9 DAD
Where is that boy? I want to give him a gift for
no reason whatsoever!

Dad exits. COSMO and WANDA POOF into the fishbowl in GOLDFISH
FORM.

10 TIMMY
Did he say “gift”?

11 WANDA
That’s what I heard!

12 TIMMY
Emergency anti-wish maneuver 74! Now!

Cosmo and Wanda Poof Timmy out of the bowl.

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy catches up with his father.

13 TIMMY
Hello gift my gift wonderful gift Dad.
(beat) Gift.

14 DAD
Hey, that reminds me!

Behind Dad, Cosmo and Wanda pop into the scene as a pair of
matching WRENCHES, hanging above Dad’s WORKBENCH. Cosmo and
Wanda wink at Timmy.

15 DAD
You know what this weekend is?

16 TIMMY
Yeah! The Annual Dimmsdale Father-Son Bike
Race!

17 DAD
Right! And I have a surprise for you!

Dad wheels out a WRAPPED GIFT THAT’S OBVIOUSLY A BIKE.

18 TIMMY
Is it a bike?
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19 DAD
WHO TOLD YOU? (beat) Not JUST a bike. It’s a
bike I made!

Dad pulls off the tarp. It’s the FRANKENSTEIN OF BIKES-- Mismatched
wheels, wooden frame, “Welcome to Asbury Park” pillow as a seat and
fuzzy pink slippers for pedals.

20 TIMMY
You shouldn’t have.

21 DAD
Aw, but I did anyway! Check out the wooden
frame. It’s lighter and more flammable than
titanium.

22 TIMMY
A wooden frame? Are these handlebars made
from rusty pipe?

23 DAD
Yep! And check out the pedals!
Fuzzy Toe loops for extra power and comfort.
Whatcha think?

24 TIMMY
Well, uh...well...

25 DAD
You’re speechless. Take your time on your
undying gratitude, I can wait.
(beat) Okay. Anytime now.

26 MOM (OS)
EEEEE!!! Somebody replaced my slippers with
bike pedals!

27 DAD
Oops. Gotta go. If your Mom asks?

He hands Timmy FIVE BUCKS.

28 TIMMY
(Taking cash) I did it.

29 DAD
You’re a good boy.

Dad runs away. Cosmo and Wanda POOF in as fairies.

30 COSMO
Nifty bike, Timmy!
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31 TIMMY
I can’t ride this bike at the big race! It stinks! I
need a bike that’s as cool as I am.

32 COSMO
Timmy, this bike is as cool as you are.

33 WANDA
Besides, your dad made it for you with his own
two hands.

34 TIMMY
Yeah, well, he made a cruddy bike. I wish I had
a SUPER-Bi--

35 COSMO AND WANDA

NO!!!!

36 WANDA
We had an agreement about “super” wishes.

37 COSMO
Remember “Super-kitty?”

FLASHBACK - EXT. A NEIGHBORHOOD STREET CORNER

Dozens of DOGS come yelping around the corner, running for their
lives. A second later, a 30-foot-tall KITTY comes innocently bounding
after them.

38 SUPER-KITTY
Meow.

WINDOWS shatter all over the neighborhood.

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Cosmo shudders. Wanda puts a reassuring arm around him.

39 WANDA
(re: Cosmo) And don’t make him re-live Super
Toilet.

Cosmo vacantly rocks back and forth like “Rain Man.”

40 COSMO
It took the plunger. The whole plunger.

41 TIMMY
Okay. How ‘bout this then? I wish for a smart
bike that’s unstoppable, unbreakable, totally
modern and cool and just for me.
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The wands wave and POOF! THE GREATEST BIKE ON EARTH appears --
Sleek and modern with every option including a little LION’S HEAD
HORN on the handle bars.

42 TIMMY
It’s BEAUTIFUL.

The lion’s eyes glow as the bike speaks through the horn with a female
voice, eerily reminiscent of “HAL” in 2001.

43 SUPERBIKE
Hello, Timmy. Shall we go for a ride?

44 TIMMY
Cool!

45 WANDA AND COSMO

Can we come?

46 TIMMY
Sure!

Beat. The bike leers at Cosmo and Wanda. Then...

47 SUPERBIKE
“Super-toilet.”

Cosmo YELPS, instantly balls up into a fetal position and shivers with
fear. Wanda comes to his aid as Timmy hops on SuperBike. He hits a
button and the rear REFLECTOR turns into a JET ENGINE.

48 SUPERBIKE
Three..two..one..hang on Timmy.

A SEATBELT, HELMET and FLIGHT GEAR pop onto Timmy as the bike
blasts OS. Cosmo and Wanda are turned into PILES OF ASHES.

49 COSMO
Didn’t see that comin’!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. DIMMSDALE PARK (CAMERA FOLLOWS TIMMY ON HIS BIKE)

Timmy and SuperBike roar thru various tranquil scenes, turning things
to ashes in their wake. They zoom past BIRDS in a BIRDBATH, turning
them into ROASTED CHICKENS. A MIME with a white face becomes
charred. Timmy rides SuperBike into the setting sun, leaving a burnt
trail behind him.

DISSOLVE TO:
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INT. KITCHEN - NEXT MORNING

Dad reads the PAPER. Mom walks in with a GRIDDLE, wearing her BIKE-
PEDAL-SLIPPERS. Timmy buzzes through.

50 DAD
(sing songy)
Hey, Son. Who wants a ride to school?

51 TIMMY
(sing songy)
Not me. I’ve got a really cool bike!

Timmy runs out. Dad tears up.

52 DAD
Did you hear that? Timmy finally appreciates
his old man!

53 MOM
This calls for a celebration! Who wants a fruit
shake?

54 DAD
Ooh! Ooh! Me!

Mom tries to sneakily pull out a fancy, modern BLENDER.

55 DAD
That’s not the blender I made you!

56 MOM
Oh! Why, you’re right! Silly me. Let me get
the “good” blender...

Mom SIGHS and pulls out a RUBE GOLDBERG-LOOKING BLENDER.

57 DAD
Awright! Fruit me up, Baby!

EXT. HOUSE - SAME

We hear the blender whir. Juice shake splatters on the inside of the
window as Timmy rides past on his bike.

EXT. STREET

Timmy - in his own world - rides SuperBike. AJ and CHESTER, also on

bikes, fall in beside him.
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58 CHESTER
Hey, Timmy! Great bike. Where’d you get it?

59 TIMMY
Internet.

AJ gets too close. The lion horn GROWLS. AJ backs off.

60 AJ
Cool horn. What does it eat?

Timmy looks a little alarmed but he shrugs it off.

61 TIMMY
Internet.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SCHOOLYARD - CONTINUOUS

Timmy parks his bike in the BIKE RACK right beside TRIXIE and her
bike.

62 TRIXIE
Fancy bike, Turnie Timmer!

Trixie walks OS.

63 TIMMY
It’s Timmy Turner! Timmy... Trixie wait up! We
can ride home together!

Timmy leaves SuperBike behind. SuperBike growls jealously and turns

it’s horn towards Trixie’s bike. It’s eyes narrow and glow red. Timmy
doesn’t notice.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. SCHOOLYARD - AFTERNOON

The bell rings. STUDENTS pour out of every orifice of the school
building. Suddenly, everyone stops.

64 TRIXIE
Ayeeeeeeee! My bike, my beautiful, Italian
made, designer original, Corinthian leather
seat, costs more than most of your parent’s
make-in-a-year, bike!

It’s in pieces. Beside it, all the other bikes have flat tires and are
mangled. Every bike, that is, except SuperBike. Timmy, Chester and AJ
enter scene.
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65 CHESTER
What kind of animal would do this?

A GLEAM catches a Lion-horn fang as SuperBike spits the bike seat out
of it’s mouth. Nobody notices.

66 TIMMY
Got me. I’m just glad nothing happened to my
bike!

Timmy hops on SuperBike and revs the engine.

67 TIMMY
See ya guys.

Timmy blasts away, leaving everyone scorched in his wake.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TIMMY’S GARAGE - LATER

Cosmo and Wanda drop a TARP over SuperBike as Timmy puts his
Dad’s bike out to be seen.

68 COSMO
That’s weird that every bike except yours got
attacked.

69 TIMMY
Yeah! This sure is one lucky bike!

70 WANDA
Well, that’s ONE way to look at it. I think...

Cosmo and Wanda quickly become two CANS OF MOTOR OIL as Dad
enters.

71 DAD
Oh, bike-owning Son. Your Mom says to come
in and wash up for dinner.
(beat; sees clean bike)
Hey! I thought you said you were riding your
new bike to school.

72 TIMMY
I did!

Timmy runs OS as Dad looks at his bike quizzically.

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73 DAD
Gasp!! My goodness!

INT. KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS

74 DAD
Honey, Timmy said he rode his new bike to
school, but it’s not dirty at all. You know what
this means?

Mom enters, wearing a baseball catcher’s CHEST PROTECTOR.

75 MOM
What?

76 DAD
He loves the bike so much, he’s washed it
already!

77 MOM
Aw, Honey, who doesn’t love your
contraptions?

The MICROWAVE dings -- It’s a scary amalgamation of parts. Mom puts

on a WELDER’S MASK as she opens it.

78 MOM
Incoming!

A glowing, red HAM flies out, knocking Mom OS.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. GARAGE - NIGHT

Timmy polishes SuperBike. The godparents float above him.

79 TIMMY
Bye, guys!. I’m going over to Chester’s to play
“Magic and Dragoons!”

80 SUPERBIKE
Wouldn’t you prefer a nice ride in the park,
instead?

81 TIMMY
Yeah! Actually that would be...

82 WANDA
Timmy you have to go to Chester’s! You’re the
only one with the game books.
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83 COSMO
You’re the only one with the imagination.

84 TIMMY
Yeah... You’re right. I should go.

Timmy starts to walk toward the door... when SuperBike ZIPS in front of
him.

85 SUPERBIKE
let me give you a ride there Timmy.

86 WANDA
He’s perfectly capable of walking...

87 SUPERBIKE
Super-toilet.

COSMO yelps as Wanda comforts him again.

88 SUPERBIKE
Come on, Timmy. I’ll take you.

The bike’s lion eyes swirl like hypnosis beams.

89 TIMMY
(mesmerized)
Well... I guess it’s okay. Let’s go!

Timmy and SuperBike roar OS, leaving Cosmo and Wanda as piles of
ashes. Again.

90 COSMO
Wow! That’s twice I missed the completely
obvious!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. CHESTER’S MOBILE HOME - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy zooms past.

91 TIMMY
There’s Chester’s house. Back there.

Timmy zooms back in from the opposite direction.

92 TIMMY
Hey! Cut that out!!!

He stands on the brakes, but skids out of frame again. He re-enters a

second later and jumps off the bike.
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93 TIMMY
What was that all about?

94 SUPERBIKE
Sorry, Timmy. I just don’t think this is a very
good neighborhood.

Timmy starts for the door. SuperBike blocks him.

95 TIMMY
HEY!!!

96 SUPERBIKE
Don’t leave me, Timmy. I’m...uh... scared of
the dark?

He steps around SuperBike, who blocks him again. They juke back and
forth, trying to fake each other out.

97 TIMMY
Knock it off! Stay here. That’s an order!

Timmy sets SuperBike to one side and puts down the kickstand. He
starts up the steps. CRASH! Timmy turns to find SuperBike on it’s side.

98 TIMMY
What happened?

99 SUPERBIKE
You didn’t...put my kickstand...down all the
way?

100 TIMMY
You look okay to me. Besides, you’re
indestructible.

Behind Timmy’s back, SuperBike’s mirror falls off just by itself.

101 SUPERBIKE
My mirror!

102 TIMMY
SuperBike!

Timmy scoops it up gently.

103 SUPERBIKE
Go. Have fun with your friends.

104 TIMMY
Are you okay?
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The bike horn’s eyes glint. Timmy’s eyes gloss over.

105 SUPERBIKE
I’m fine... (COUGH) Just leave me here on the
cold ground...(COUGH)I’ll rust in silence...

106 TIMMY
No, really. It’s okay. I can go to Chester’s
anytime. Let’s go home.

107 SUPERBIKE
Can we go the long way?

108 TIMMY
Uh...sure. Whatever you want.

The Lion horn’s eyes glow brightly. Hypnotically. It smiles.

INT. GARAGE - NEXT DAY

Timmy tries to reattach the mirror with TAPE but it keeps flopping
down. Wanda and Cosmo appear in SCUBA GEAR.

109 WANDA
Timmy, we were supposed to go diving for
treasure this morning!

110 TIMMY
(dreamy) Can’t. Race. Afternoon.

111 COSMO
Whatcha doing, sport?

112 TIMMY
Fix bike. Mirror fell off. My fault.

113 WANDA
Timmy, that’s impossible. The bike is
“unbreakable” remember? (she realizes)
The bike made it’s own mirror fall off. To keep
you away from your friends. The bike is jealous
of them!

This snaps Timmy out of his fog.

114 TIMMY
You’re the one that sounds jealous!

He gives up and sets the mirror on the workbench.

115 WANDA
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Timmy, you can’t ride SuperBike! Your Dad

made that other bike for the race.

116 TIMMY
But he only made the bike so I’d be happy,
right? Winning the race would make me happy.
So, Wouldn’t he logically want me to ride this
bike?

He has them again. He roars OS, leaving Cosmo and Wanda as ashes
again.

117 WANDA
That’s it. Next assignment we ask for a kid who
isn’t so bright.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. JAMES WATT MEMORIAL PARK -- LATER

All sorts of KIDS and PARENTS are busy signing up and warming up for
the race. Mom stands by Dad and his bike.

118 DAD
Where could Timmy be? Honey, check the
watch I made you!

119 MOM
It’s...

Mom pulls out a combination WATCH/TESLA COIL. With a shock, her

hair POOFS out from the static electricity.

120 MOM
Noon?

121 DAD
It’s a half hour till race time! He’s probably still
polishing the bike... He loves that bike so
much...

Suddenly, the crowd starts to part. Something is zooming in closer and

closer. It’s Timmy. On the SuperBike. He skids to a stop, perfectly lined
up beside his Dad.

122 TIMMY
Hey Dad. Ready to win?

Dad’s jaw drops when he sees SuperBike.

123 DAD
Where’s your bike?
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124 TIMMY
This is my bike.

125 DAD
You mean you’ve been riding this bike the
whole time? And not the one I made you?

126 TIMMY
Yeah. I mean, did you see how fast I was just
going? We’re gonna win.

127 DAD
(obviously crushed)
If that’s what you want, Son. Fine. I’ll be right
over here doing my pre-race, deep breathing
exercises. Don’t be alarmed if it looks like I’m
sobbing. Oh, and if my eyes start to water,
that’s normal too.

He walks away and starts to sob. Timmy looks at Mom, who’s face is
charred and who’s hair is standing on end.

128 TIMMY
What’s the matter with Dad?

129 MOM
Timmy? Do you know why I use the clearly
dangerous things your Dad makes for me?

130 TIMMY
Because he has photos of you from the ‘60s?

131 MOM
WHO TOLD YOU? (beat; then) No. It’s because
I love your Dad, and it makes him happy to see
me use them.

ON DAD - CLEARLY SOBBING.

132 DAD
JUST (SOB) DOING DEEP BREATHING! SOB!

133 MOM
I won’t make you ride the bike he made. I’m
just saying... it would make your father happy if
you did. You’ve got... (checks watch; another
shock) 30 minutes to decide.

She puts her arm around Dad.

134 MOM
There, there, honey...
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135 TIMMY
Oh, man...

Timmy looks at the bike.

136 SUPERBIKE
Come on, Timmy. We’ve got a race to win!

137 TIMMY
Yeah! We... I... I can’t. I want to win, but not if
it makes my Dad sad! You understand, right?

138 SUPERBIKE
(after a beat) You know, if he really loved you,
he’d let you ride me.

139 TIMMY
Hey! Don’t say that. My dad loves me!

140 SUPERBIKE
Are you sure he loves you?

141 TIMMY
Yes I’m sure!

142 SUPERBIKE
How do you know he’s not lying?

143 TIMMY
How do I know you’re not?

144 SUPERBIKE
Well... uh... I’m a bike!

145 TIMMY
Yeah! And you’ve been manipulating me to
keep me away from my friends and family!
Come on! We’re going home!

146 SUPERBIKE
Can we take the long way?

147 TIMMY
NO!

CUT TO:

INT. GARAGE - MOMENTS LATER

Timmy zooms in as Cosmo and Wanda -- POOF! -- appear.

148 TIMMY
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Not a lot of time! You right, Me wrong. Just

because I can wish for something, doesn’t
mean I should.

He pulls the tarp off the Dad bike.

149 SUPERBIKE
But, Timmy. I’m your bike.

150 TIMMY
Yeah, but you’re not a very nice bike. And I
don’t want to ride you anymore.

151 SUPERBIKE
(Growl) That’s a shame, Timmy. Because you
wouldn’t be able to ride any bike if you were in
some sort of accident.

152 TIMMY
Is that a threat?

153 SUPERBIKE
Maybe I’m lying!

154 WANDA
That’s it! Bye bye, PsychoBike!

She waves her wand. POOF! Nothing. Again. POOF! Nothing.

155 WANDA
Hey! What...

The bike laughs and revs it’s mighty engine. Cosmo’s head POOFS into
Timmy’s head.

156 COSMO
I wish for a bike that’s unstoppable!
(back to Cosmo’s head) If we could just wish it
away, that’s stoppable!

The bike lunges for the trio, but Timmy manages to slam the garage
door just in time! Throughout the next few moments, the bike, now
outside the garage, pounds against the door.

157 TIMMY
(looking at clock) Oh man! 20 minutes until
the race! I’ll never make it back in time!

He accidentally knocks the mirror off the workbench. It shatters on the

floor. They stare in awe.
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158 TIMMY
SuperBike’s mirror. It broke?

159 WANDA
But how?

160 COSMO
Well, it’s just a stupid mirror!

161 TIMMY
That’s it! If the mirror falls off the SuperBike,
it’s not a super mirror... it’s just a regular
mirror! If I can take the bike apart, then it’s just
a bunch of regular parts!

162 WANDA
How are you going to do that, Timmy? You
can’t break it physically.

163 TIMMY
No... but I can break it emotionally! Follow my
lead...

Timmy opens the door. The SuperBike stands there. Huffing and puffing
angrily.

164 TIMMY
Hey... hey... I’m sorry. You’re right. You’re the
best bike ever.

165 SUPERBIKE
How do I know you’re not lying?

166 TIMMY
Come on... look at this face... could it ever lie
to you?

167 SUPERBIKE
(calming down) Well... I suppose...

168 TIMMY
OHMYGOSH!!! Is that a scratch on your horn?

169 SUPERBIKE
What? Where?

170 TIMMY
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Right there, on your nose. Can I get that for

you? The best bike in the whole world
shouldn’t have a scratch!

171 SUPERBIKE
Oh, Timmy! I just knew you’d come back to
me!

Using a CLOTH he polishes the horn, covering it’s eyes. Timmy holds
his hand out. POOF! A COSMO WRENCH appears. Timmy loosens a
BOLT by the wheel. Both FENDERS fall off.

172 SUPERBIKE
What was that?

Wanda waves her wand... POOF! The fenders disappear. She gives
Timmy a thumbs up.

173 TIMMY
Oh... uh... just a piece falling off my Dad’s
stupid bike! (then) Gasp!!!

174 SUPERBIKE
WHAT?

175 TIMMY
You’re chain is so dirty! I can’t have you win
with a dirty chain!

176 SUPERBIKE
No... no...

Timmy bends down to clean the chain with the RAG. As he does,
Wanda flies over and holds up SuperBike’s BLUEPRINT and points to a
bolt at the center of the bike. Timmy starts to loosen the master bolt.

177 SUPERBIKE
Hey! That’s not my chain! What are you
doing?

178 TIMMY
I’m just tightening a loose bolt.

179 SUPERBIKE
Wrong way. It’s righty tighty lefty loosey.

180 TIMMY
Your left or my left?

The bike shakes free. As it does, the PEDALS fall off. Wanda waves her
wand and the part disappears.
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181 SUPERBIKE
I know what’s going on here! Fine! If I can’t be
your bike. Nobody can!!!

SuperBike aims itself at the Dad bike. It spins it’s back tire, churning up
a HEAD OF STEAM. Timmy gets on Dad’s bike and begins to ride away
-- but he moves too slowly.

182 COSMO
Timmy! Look out!

Cosmo POOFS into normal form and grabs Dad’s power SCREWDRIVER.
The SuperBike stops in front of Cosmo.

183 SUPERBIKE
“SuperToilet.”

Cosmo YELPS and folds up around the power screwdriver. Wanda

POOFS in.

184 WANDA
Cosmo! Give me the screw driver!

185 COMSO
So much clogging...

186 WANDA
Snap out of it! Or Timmy’s a goner!

Cosmo gets a look of resolve as we...

CUT TO:

EXT. A STREET OUTSIDE TIMMY’S HOUSE - SAME TIME

SuperBike’S POV - Over the horn, Timmy desperately tries to pedal

away ... to no avail.

187 SUPERBIKE
(REALLY MENACING) Timmy... wait... you’re
about to go for a ride...

POOF! Cosmo appears in front of the bike.

188 COSMO
Hi, SuperBike! Meet Super Screwdriver!

DIFFERENT ANGLE

Cosmo starts the screw driver and unscrews the master bolt. As the
bike gets closer to Timmy, it starts to shake and fall apart. Like little
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Forrest Gump’s leg braces. It lands in a heap -- only the handle bars
and the horn remain intact.

189 SUPERBIKE
Timmy...don’t go...if I can’t ride you...nobody
can!!!!

The bike pile tries to lunge at Timmy! Wanda quickly zaps away
everything but the horn and handlebars.

190 TIMMY
Sorry. I’m late for a ride with my Dad!!

Timmy kicks the horn off. It flies into the air. Wanda floats in the air,
dressed in a BASEBALL OUTFIT. She hits the horn with her wand and
POOF! It disappears over the horizon. Timmy pedals as the horn
disappears.

191 TIMMY
Going! Going! Gone!

CUT TO:

EXT. JAMES WATT MEMORIAL PARK - RACE TIME

Timmy finds his Dad and Mom waiting at the start line.

192 DAD
(like a spoiled kid)
Hey! Where’s your “cool” bike?

193 TIMMY
I’m riding it. What could be cooler than a bike
made by my Dad?

194 DAD
Really?

195 TIMMY
Yeah. Any Dad can go out and BUY a bike. You
loved me enough to make one yourself! That’s
what makes it cool!

196 DAD
Aw... you’re just saying that.

197 TIMMY
So?

198 DAD
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Right! Let’s go! We’ve got a race to win!

CUT TO:

THE START OF THE RACE - MOMENTS LATER

199 STARTER
Go!

Timmy and his Dad step on their bikes. The race begins. Timmy and
Dad start to pedal. The racers disappear into the distance. After two
seconds, both their bike fall apart underneath them. The hit the ground
and then, after a beat, Dad and Timmy laugh their butts off.

200 DAD AND TIMMY

(LAUGHING TOGETHER)

Mom walks into scene.

201 MOM
(LAUGHS) (then) MY SLIPPERS!

Dad hands Timmy five bucks.

202 TIMMY
I did it.

203 DAD
You’re a good boy.

PAN BACK to reveal Cosmo and Wanda enjoying the moment from afar.
Suddenly, the bike horn lands into frame.

204 SUPERBIKE
I’ll be back... I’ll be...

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda conjure up an ENORMOUS TOILET - THE

INFAMOUS “SUPERTOILET!”

205 WANDA
SuperBike, meet “SuperToilet!”

206 SUPERBIKE
Nooooo!!!!!!

Cosmo tosses the horn into the toilet and sends it into oblivion with a
mighty <FLUSH!>

207 COSMO
I’ve conquered my fear!

Cosmo’s tie gets caught in the toilet and he gets sucked inside.
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208 COSMO
Aaaagh...gurlp!!!!!!

IRIS OUT