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The Fairly OddParents

“Mighty Mom And Dyno Dad”


#131

Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel

First Draft:
7.25.01
Second Draft:
7.31.01
Final Draft:
8.7.01

Nickelodeon Animation Studios


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FADE IN:

INT. - TURNER HOUSE - MORNING

MOM and DAD, in their day clothes, lie in BED, surrounded by mountains of
PAPERWORK and other WORK RELATED ITEMS. They are sleeping the sleep of the
just-having-gone-to-sleep.

DAD/MOM
(Snores)Must...keep...food...on...table..

ON A CLOCK: It's 9:00 A.M. Click! The radio goes on.

SMARMY DJ
GOOD MORNING, DIMMSDALE! It's 7:00 am and
if you're just now waking up...

TIMMY runs into scene.

TIMMY
You're gonna be late! Wake up, you guys!

Dad and Mom snap awake.

DAD
(dazed) Peanuckle!!

They bolt out of bed and into the bathroom as we...

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - KITCHEN - A FEW MINUTES LATER

Timmy sits at the table as Mom and Dad desperately zip back and forth around
him. COSMO is A CEREAL BOX and WANDA is a CARTON OF MILK.

TIMMY
Mom? Dad? Can you check my homework?

Dad hops by, pants around his ankles as he tries to put them on. He looks like he's
in a potato sack.

DAD
Yep! That's homework alright!

Mom distractedly puts make-up on the TOAST and BUTTER on her face as she
glances at Timmy's homework.

MOM
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Very good, Jenny!!

CLOSE ON COSMO AND WANDA:

Timmy starts digging down into the Cosmo cereal when Mom slaps a LUNCH BAG
down in front of him.

MOM
Here you go, Sweetie. Tuna salad for lunch!

Timmy opens the bag... Mom's put SOCKS in his lunch box. Timmy reacts. He's not
happy with this.

TIMMY
Uh... Mom? These are Dad's socks.

On Dad - wearing two SLIMY TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES on his feet.

DAD
Hey! These have absolutely no arch support.
WHOA!

Dad slides out the door.

WANDA
What's wrong with your parents?

TIMMY
They're always in such a rush, they barely have
time for me!!
COSMO
Cheer up, Timmy! I've got two scoops of
raisins!
Mom quickly follows Dad slamming the door
behind her. A huge CHUNK OF PLASTER ceiling
falls out and lands in Timmy's cereal bowl.
Timmy gets showered in milk.

COSMO
(re: plaster in cereal)
...and I'm loaded with fiber!!!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - LIVING ROOM - LATE LATE LATER THAT EVENING

VICKY sits watching TV Eating popcorn. CAMERA PANS to Timmy - sitting in a CHAIR
by the window - glumly reading his CRIMSON CHIN COMIC BOOK. He looks out at
the empty driveway and sighs as Cosmo and Wanda dangle into scene as SPIDERS
on web lines.
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WANDA
Working late again, huh?

TIMMY
Yeah. Maybe just once they'd be home early.

COSMO
And maybe just once I could find where the
web comes out!

VICKY
Hey, bookworm!

She rolls up the book and swats the Cosmo and Wanda spiders.

COSMO/WANDA
Aaagh!!!

Vicky holds up a pair of PLIERS.

VICKY
It's eight o' clock! Time to yank you to bed!

Vicky grabs Timmy by the teeth when suddenly, HEADLIGHTS flash through the
window as Mom and Dad pull into the driveway.

TIMMY
Hooray! They're home!

ANGLE ON FRONT DOOR - The door opens and Mom and Dad - at least that's who
they used to be - crawl into the house. Both are exhausted beyond comprehension.

DAD
So... Much... Joy... In... Middle... Management...

MOM
Must... Overpay... Baby-sitter...

They hand a ROLL OF CASH to Vicky.

VICKY
Thank YOU!

Vicky exits. Timmy runs up to his Mom and Dad. Close on Timmy.

TIMMY
Mom! Dad! You're home! I can't wait to tell you
about my day! I...

Widen to reveal they're asleep standing up. Timmy sighs.


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DISSOLVE TO:

INT. KITCHEN - NEXT MORNING

Timmy sits at the table, disgusted. Cosmo and Wanda float next to him in the
fishbowl. Like the first morning, Mom and Dad zip in. Dad slams a cup of coffee as
Mom puts make-up on the toast and butter on her face. Mom puts Timmy's lunch
bag down. He opens it to find Dad's BOXER SHORTS inside.

TIMMY
Hey, guys, I...

MOM/DAD
Bye, school. Have a nice day at Timmy!

They exit. We now see a full-body shot of Dad, wearing a BIG SANDWICH covering
his BUTT like a fig-leaf.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM - LATER

Timmy WHEELBARROWS his Mom and Dad into bed with a Wanda WHEELBARROW.

TIMMY
Good night, you guys. Love you.

MOM AND DAD


Love you too...sleepy...night, night...

TIMMY
This is so unfair.

WANDA
I'm sure they're doing the best they can,
Timmy.

TIMMY
I know... but their over-achieving is killing them
and me! They just can't do it all!

WANDA
They are only human!

TIMMY
You're right!

Timmy finds his Chin book on the floor and picks it up. Cosmo flinches.

COSMO
Aaaa! Rolled paper flashback!
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TIMMY
The Crimson Chin! He's a super hero! He can
do everything without even breaking a sweat!!

COSMO
Being a super-hero would make any day
easier!!

TIMMY
Exactly!! When my parents wake up tomorrow,
I wish they had super powers!

WANDA
Which ones?

TIMMY
(whispered) All of 'em! Invulnerability, so
nothing can hurt 'em and they never get tired!
Flight to get to work! Super Strength and super
speed to finish their work faster! (beat) And
Timmy senses so they'll always know when I
need them! Heat Vision to...heat stuff with!
And toss in whatever else you can think of!!!

COSMO
You wish it...!

WANDA
We dish it!

Wands are waved. POOOOOOOF!!!

FADE TO BLACK. FADE IN:

INT. - MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING

ON A CLOCK: It's 7:00 A.M. Click! The radio goes on.

SMARMY DJ
GOOD MORNING, DIMMSDALE! It's 7:00 am!

DAD
(snaps awake) Meat product!!!

ANGLE ON ALARM CLOCK - the alarm goes off. Dad goes to hit the snooze button,
and the entire thing instantly turns to POWDER.

ANGLE ON - MOM AND DAD

Dad and Mom instantly sit up. Their bodies are now BUFF beyond belief!!
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DAD
I'll take a shower!!!

MOM
I'll meet you in the kitchen!!!

Dad jumps out of bed and, at the speed of light, a TRAIL OF FIRE in his wake, runs
through the wall, across the NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT, across the PACIFIC
OCEAN and stops in HONG KONG, China.

BACK ON MOM - As she spins - ala Superman tunnelling into Lex Luthor's lair -
through the floor, through the house, through the CORE OF THE EARTH... And pops
out in Hong Kong, China. Right next to Dad.

EXT. CHINA - DAY

a CHINESE SHOPKEEPER AND HIS SON stand next to Dad and Mom. Beat.

DAD
May I use your bathroom?

MOM
And your kitchen?

DAD
EGAD!

ON DAD - who notices the Chinese shopkeeper's son ALSO has a Crimson Chin
comic book. He reads it:

DAD
We have amazing super human abilities, like
the hero in this book!
(BEAT)
And I can read Chinese!! I have Chinese
reading powers, too!!

MOM
(re: book)
And It says here, in comic book...hey I Can read
Chinese too!...

CHINESE SHOPKEEPER
So can I!!

MOM
...that people with super powers have to have
secret identities, because their enemies would
hurt their friends and family! Do we have
enemies?
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Dad uses his TELESCOPIC X-RAY VISION.

DAD'S POV: We see the Turner House. Next door, we see a NEIGHBOR happily going
to work, whistling a happy tune, innocently minding his own business.

DAD
(coldly) DINKLEBERG.

MOM
(sotto: to Dad) We have to keep our powers a
secret from the world... And Timmy!

They look at each other quizzically when...AARGH!! They're each wracked with
searing, horrible pain!!!

DAD
(grabbing his head) Timmy senses tingling!!

MOM
Timmy needs our help!!

DAD
But remember, we need to hide our powers!
Timmy's a sharp kid!!

BOOM! Mom runs back at the speed of light - Dad nimbly leaps into the DRILL
HOLE and burrows his way back to Dimmsdale.

CUT TO:

INT. TURNER KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER

BACK ON TIMMY - still at the table with Cosmo and Wanda in the fishbowl. Mom
and Dad enter wearing "Clark Kent-type" SUITS AND GLASSES. Timmy is loving
this. He plays along.

TIMMY
Hi, Guys.

DAD
WHAT SUPER POWERS?!?!

MOM/DAD (O.S.)
Timmy, are you alright?

TIMMY
Sure. What's with the suits?

DAD
Uh... it's "take your mild-mannered suits and
horn-rimmed glasses to work day!" REALLY!!
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MOM
Anything we can help you with?

TIMMY
Uh... I need a little help with this homework.
See, it's about...

DAD
Don't tell me!!

Dad puts his fingers to his temples, and with amazing "Aquaman-like" THOUGHT
RINGS, reads Timmy's mind!!!

DAD
You need to do a report on the exact distance
between the Earth and our yellow sun!!! I'm on
it!!

With a mighty leap, Dad bursts through the roof, leaving a dad-shaped hole, and
streaks through the sky into OUTER SPACE!!

MOM
I'll get your breakfast, Timmy! Look over there,
honey!

Timmy looks away as Mom zips over to the stove, cracks TWO EGGS and cooks
them with FIRE BREATH.

Mom - at light speed - sets the SCORCHED EGGS, plus an entire table full of
BREAKFAST ITEMS down in front of Timmy, just as Dad comes streaking back into
the kitchen, figuring the distance on a CALCULATOR. His face is majorly sunburned
and his clothes are smouldering, but, otherwise he's completely unharmed.

DAD
I'm back from the surface of the sun... I mean
surface of the...library! And the sun is exactly
186,413,671 miles from this kitchen. (to Mom
re: smouldering body) Do we have any lotion?

Two laser beams ZAP out of Mom's eyes and a TUBE of LOTION appears on the
table!!

MOM
(to Dad) I have lotion vision!!!

MOM
Well... Gotta work!

TIMMY
Okay, you guys... Have a...
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FSCHOW!!! They're gone!!!!

CUT TO:

DAD'S OFFICE - SECONDS LATER

Dad - at Super speed - gets to his office. He punches the CLOCK. His DESK is a
shambles. He instantly tidies it up. He instantly types 500 pages of reports,
shuffles them all like a deck of cards, and instantly files them all in 500 different
filing cabinets. Next, he pulls out his LUNCH BOX, opens it, eats everything, then
runs to the water cooler where three CO-WORKERS, including Dinkleberg, enjoy a
laugh. Dad zips in just in time to laugh.

CO-WORKERS/DAD
Ha! HA! HA!

DINKLEBERG
Good joke, eh, Turner?

Dad's eyes glow with nuclear fire.

DAD
I'm on to you Dinkleberg.

Dad <ZIPS> o.s.

CUT TO:

EXT. HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD - SAME TIME

A "FOR SALE" sign sits in front of a house. A HOPEFUL COUPLE stands outside.
Mom flies up and drags them into the house. We hear a <CHA-CHING!> and Mom
<ZIPS> out of the house, putting a "SOLD" sign outside. This process is quickly
repeated three more times along the street. Mom then salutes all the new
homeowners and flies OS.

HOMEOWNER #1
Who was that masked realtor?

HOMEOWNER #2
I don't know...but she left this...

Homeowner #2 holds up some PAPERS.

HOMEOWNER #2
Papers to sign!

HOMEOWNER#1/HOMEOWNER#2
Thank you mystery home-seller!!!

ON MOM - flying through the sky.


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MOM
Don't thank me...just initial in all the right
places!!

CUT TO:

INT. KITCHEN - TWO MINUTES LATER

Timmy sits in the exact same spot he was in, the godparents floating next to him in
the fishbowl. Dad and Mom fly in at super speed and assume the same positions
they had before they took off. Timmy finishes his sentence...

TIMMY
...a good day.

MOM
So? How was school?

TIMMY
I haven't left yet! You've only been gone two
minutes!

Long beat.

DAD
Right! I totally forgot that today's "Two Minutes
Long Day", too!

MOM
You work two minutes and then you're done!

They stare at Timmy uncomfortably.

DAD
So... Uh... What do you want to do?

TIMMY
Well, the bus doesn't come for 30 more
minutes. Wanna just...talk?

Mom and Dad soften.

DAD
That's a great idea! As long as it's not about
my secret identity, I'm fine!!

MOM
So, what would you like to talk about, Sweetie?

TIMMY
(totally kidding)
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I don't know! I'm not psychic!

DAD
I am!

Mom elbows Dad.

DAD
I mean... Who wants Ham?

Mom blasts two BEAMS from her eyes when "Timmy isn't looking," creating a
splendid MEAT-BASED-BREAKFAST.

MOM
(leaning in to Dad)
Hey! I have meat vision, too!

COSMO
(to Wanda)
And you mocked meat vision. (blows a
raspberry)

MOM AND DAD


(crack themselves up)

As the camera SLOWLY TRUCKS OUT we...

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - 30 MINUTES LATER

ON FRONT DOOR - Timmy, backpack over his shoulder, walks onto the porch with
Dad.

DAD
...And that's all you need to know about where
babies come from.

TIMMY
But what's the machine for?

DAD
I'll tell you when you're older.

SFX: HONK HONK! The SCHOOL BUS pull up to the curb as Mom walks up.

TIMMY
There's the bus! Gotta go! Love you! Bye!

DAD
Wow! What a cool kid!
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MOM
I know. It's nice that we got to spend this time
with Timmy.
(very seductively)
But we've got the whole morning to do
anything we want.

DAD
You thinking what I'm thinking?

MOM
Oh yeah...

Dad whips out Timmy's Crimson Chin comic book.

DAD
(reads from book)
It's TIME TO FIGHT CRIME!
(calmer)
It says so in the book.

MOM
Oh. Well, okay!

MAGNA MOMENT - Mom leaps into the air dramatically - as she spins, her clothing
changes from regular "Mom" clothes into a ridiculous, GEN-13 - highly futuristic-
looking SUPERHERO COSTUME. She is now... MIGHTY MOM!!!!

MOM
I AM... MIGHTY MOM!

PAN DOWN TO DAD: Who tries to get into the same type of COSTUME the way he
would any other set of clothes... By hopping around with one pant leg in and one
caught on his SUPERHERO BOOT.

DAD
And I... Am... DYNO DAD!

CRASH! He falls on his face.

CUT TO:

A "SUPER FRIENDS" - type LOGO - "MIGHTY MOM/DYNO DAD" spins in and out of
frame as we...

CUT TO:

DOWNTOWN DIMMSDALE - NIGHT


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ANGLE ON A GLASS BUILDING: A CAT BURGLAR has a BAG OF JEWELS and, using
SUCTION CUPS, climbs higher and higher. Suddenly, one suction cups stops at
Mighty Mom's and Dyno Dad's feet!

MOM
Goodness! It sure is drafty up here!

DAD
You should button up or you'll catch your
death... OF JUSTICE!

The burglar lets go and begins to plummet to his doom.

CAT BURGLAR
WAAA!

DAD
What do we do now?

MOM
(reading Crimson Chin book)
The book says we should catch him.

DAD
Right!

LONG PAUSE.

CAT BURGLAR
WAAA!!!!!!!

DAD
Me or you?

MOM
I made breakfast.

DAD
On it!

ON BURGLAR - falling - He stops, literally, a centimeter from the ground. They set
him upright by a COP. Mom opens the burglar's satchel of jewels.

MOM
(to cop) They say confession's good for the
soul. Well... I'd listen to this man.

DAD
(to burglar) You're grounded!!

They fly OS.


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COP
Who were those masked Parents that look like
the Turners?

CAT BURGLAR
I don't know, but he left this...

The burglar shows he's picked Dad's wallet. Dad flies into scene.

DAD
Mine! (to burglar) But you're good. I'll give you
that.

...and flies out.

The "MIGHTY MOM/DYNO DAD" logo spins into frame as we...

CUT TO:

EXT. - DIMMSDALE CITY HALL - LATER

On the steps - The MAYOR and CHOMPY are pinned against a wall by a team of
high-tech, paramilitary NINJAS.

MAYOR
Town Hero, Chompy the Goat, we're doomed!

CHOMPY
(Bleats in agreement)

PARAMILITARY GUY
This is what you get for placing your trust in a
goat!! Ready...Aim...FIRE!

DAD (OS)
(heroically) What about another hero?! Who's
not a goat! But thinks he deserves the same
chance as anyone else!!

The Ninjas fire LASER GUNS but, suddenly, Dad swoops in and - now wearing
AMAZON BRACELETS - reflects every laser blast away from the Mayor and Chompy.
PULL BACK to reveal the reflecting blasts are destroying EVERYTHING AROUND
HIM.

ZAP! The guns all turn to ham. Mom lands next to Dad.

DAD
Man, that meat vision's a kick! Who knew this
town was such a crime infested rat hole!

NINJAS
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(readying for attack) HIYEE!!!!

MOM
I know! We have to keep fighting bad guys and
keep the city safe for our son!

DAD
I'll arrange for a baby sitter!

Mom leaps OS as Dad shoots laser beams into his hand. <BING!> A cell phone
appears!!

DAD
Hey! Cell Phone Vision!!

Dad kicks some serious ass as various NINJAS are hurled through scene while he
speaks. As he talks, Dad throws bad guys OS and blasts POWER BEAMS at his
attackers.

DAD
Vicky? Hi it's Dyno Dad!! Uh..I mean...
(whispered) Timmy's Dad. (back to Normal)
You're free? Great!

Dad hangs up the phone and goes into a Karate stance.

DAD
(to Mom) I could defend truth and justice all
night!!

MOM
Let's!!

MOM/DAD
Heeeee-Doggy!!!!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TURNER HOUSE - EVENING

Timmy forlornly looks out the Window. Cosmo and Wanda dangle in front of Timmy
as spiders again. Timmy sighs.

Out the Window: The TURNER CAR drops from the sky and lands in the driveway,
damaging it. Mom and Dad exit as though they drove home.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM - SAME

Mom and Dad enter.


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TIMMY
Say the words..."Vicky You can go home!!

MOM
Hi Vicky! We're home!

DAD
You can go...

WOMAN'S SCREAM (OS)


EEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Out the window: We see the CITY ON FIRE and the Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad
SIGNAL.

DAD
...back to watching Timmy for the rest of the
night!

Mom leans in and gives Timmy a quick kiss. Dad pulls out a SMOKE BOMB and
throws it down. When it clears, they're gone.

TIMMY
Mom? Dad? Oh no...

Vicky pulls out the pliers.

VICKY
Guess what time it is?

TIMMY
They'll be back! I know they will! Their Timmy
senses will be tingling any minute.

CUT TO:

EXT. - SPACE - SAME TIME

Mom and Dad are struggling against a gigantic COMET hurtling towards Earth. It's
like... the size of Jupiter.

MOM
My Timmy senses are tingling!!

DAD
I don't have time for Timmy! I'm trying to make
the world safe for Timmy!!!

CUT TO:
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INT. - TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER THAT DAY

Timmy fumes on his bed, his teeth bent in a ridiculous angle. Cosmo and Wanda
are in the fishbowl. Out his bedroom window, we periodically see Mom and Dad
battling the following: Dad chasing a SPACE SHIP; Mom catching a plummeting
JET, etc. Mom and Dad battle the DINKLEBERG'S ROBOT CAR.

TIMMY
Now that they're super heroes, they're busier
than ever!

Cosmo and Wanda POOF next to Timmy.

TIMMY
This stinks! I wish they didn't have super
powers anymore!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and... <<FART NOISE>>. Nothing happens.

TIMMY
Let me guess.

TIMMY, WANDA AND COSMO


They're so super-powerful they're invulnerable
to magic.

Timmy taps his head and thinks aloud.

TIMMY
Darn it! I'm never going to see them again!

Timmy pounds his fist into the wall.

TIMMY
OW!

ON MOM AND DAD - Who wrench over in pain.

MOM
OUR TIMMY SENSES! TINGLING!

POOF! Mom and Dad disappear... Then reappear... dishevelled, as though they
desperately tried to get out of costume and into their Mom and Dad clothes in the
span of a millisecond.

MOM
Son? Are you okay?

DAD
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We had the strangest feeling you had hurt a


knuckle in a savage wall beating!

TIMMY
No... I'm fine...

MOM AND DAD


Okay...back to the fighting crime...office...

ZIP! They disappear.

TIMMY
Man, the only way to get them to change back
is if I make them vulnerable again!!

COSMO
How are we gonna do that??

Wanda grabs the Chin comic book.

WANDA
(reading) It says here, to change a super
person back to normal, they have to willingly
give up their powers on their own!!

TIMMY
That's it!!! Then I'll make them! I'll become the
biggest, baddest... Most powerful super-villain
ever!! (pointing to book) I WISH I WAS...GALAC-
TIM-US! THE EATER OF PLANETS!

EXT. - DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME

POOF! Timmy, now gigantic (easily dwarfing every building around him) and
looking like the Marvel Super Villain GALACTUS - <POOFS!> Into scene.

ON GALACTIMUS -

GALACTIMUS
TO ME, MY FAIRIES!

Cosmo and Wanda soar into frame, on Silver SKATEBOARDS - all shiny and silver
like the Silver Surfer. Cosmo looks down...

COSMO
Hey, where are my pants?

GALACTIMUS
Now...to eat the Earth!!!

Galactimus pulls out a gigantic barbecue FORK and jams it into the Earth.
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ON DIMMSDALE - Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad stand over the remains of the
Dinkleberg Robot.

DAD
Everything seems quiet...

BOOM! The gigantic fork plows into the ground behind them. They look up... And
see their 500 story son dressed like a Jack Kirby villain holding the fork.

GALACTIMUS
BEHOLD MY MIGHTY VISAGE! I, GALACTIMUS,
WILL NOW EAT YOUR PLANET LIKE A
MEATBALL!

MOM AND DAD


NEVER!!!

Mom and Dad fly closer, Closer, Closer and then see... Galactimus HAS TIMMY IN
HIS CLUTCHES! (It's actually a really crappy TIMMY ROBOT.)

MOM AND DAD


GASP!

MOM
Timmy!! He has our...I mean the Turner's...Son!

TIMMY ROBOT
(completely monotone) I love you Mom. Give
up your powers. I Love you Dad. Give up your
powers.

DYNO DAD
Give us our son back or we'll destroy you!!

GALACTIMUS
Never!! You cannot win!! I have your son, and I
have the Earth on a skewer!!! HA! HA! HA!
Surrender your powers to me or I shall destroy
them both!!!

Mom and Dad attack Galactimus in various ways and with various powers. Nothing
works and Mom and Dad get plowed into the ground.

MOM
Nothing works.

TIMMY ROBOT
Give up your powers. Give up your powers.

DAD
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Hmm...we dare not endanger Timmy or the


Earth. It's my favorite of all planets! And he's
my favorite of all sons!!

MOM
Yes. It seems we only have one choice. For the
good of our son and the planet...we must make
ourselves vulnerable and relinquish our mighty
abilities!!!

Mom makes a STEAK appear in her hands one last time.

DAD
I'm gonna miss you, Meat Vision!!

MOM/DAD
GALACTIMUS...WE GIVE YOU OUR POWERS!!

GALACTIMUS
I wish their powers were gone!!!!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and...<POOF!> Mom and Dad become normal
again and fall to the Earth.

DAD
Farewell, powers.

Timmy - back to normal - runs into scene.

TIMMY
Mom! Dad! It's great to have you back to
normal!

DAD
Strange, but I don't really feel all that
different!!

Timmy hugs Dad's legs.

DAD
Aaagh!!! My knee!!

MOM
Well, Timmy, we were never "not normal". I
mean, you act as if we had super powers or
something!!

TIMMY
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Hey! Now that we're in the middle of this


barren, battle-scarred wasteland on the
outskirts of town, how about a picnic?

<POOF!> a gorgeous PICNIC LUNCH appears!!

DAD
(to Mom) Hmm...picnic vision. You don't
suppose Timmy has...

MOM
(laughing) Don't be ridiculous! Let's just enjoy
our lunch with the most important thing in our
lives...Timmy!!

DAD
Yeah! And I'm actually glad we'll never be
super heroes again!! Uh..I mean...too busy for
our son again...

MOM
Right! The world can take care of itself from
now on! We'll take care of Timmy!!

DAD
This is a boring town anyway!!!

They all sit down to eat.

DAD
Aaagh! My hips!!!

Timmy and Mom start laughing, then Dad joins in.

ALL
(Laughing)

CAMERA PULLS BACK to include CHET UBETCHA speaking to the camera.

CHET UBETCHA
Good evening, I'm Chet Ubetcha. As the sun
sets here in the town of Dimmsdale, we can all
sleep easier knowing that Mighty Mom and
Dyno Dad are protecting us!!!

A CINDER BLOCK falls into scene and smashes Chet on the head.

CHET UBETCHA
Aaagh!!
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CAMERA PULLS BACK farther to reveal the city in ruins. SPACESHIPS fly through
scene, blasting everything. Huge MONSTERS destroy BUILDINGS. FIRES rage.
Sirens blare. PEOPLE run screaming for their lives.

PEOPLE
(Screaming walla)

And as the Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad signal goes unanswered we...

FADE OUT.

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